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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,919 [APPLAUSE] 2 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:51,705 AH! 3 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:55,776 [APPLAUSE] 4 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,078 BRAVO! 5 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,880 YAY! 6 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,962 [CHEERING] 7 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,999 THAT WAS GREAT! 8 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,434 DO THE BIRD TRICK! 9 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,336 Magician: BIRD TRICK. 10 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,138 Announcer: LET'S HEAR IT 11 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,876 FOR THE AMAZING, COLOSSAL, STUPENDOUS ANTOINE AND BABETTE! 12 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:41,255 YEAH, MR. ANTOINE! 13 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,994 AWW. AWW. 14 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,696 HOW SWEET! 15 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,264 WAIT, NOW. 16 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,037 WOW! 17 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,572 WHERE DID IT GO? 18 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,399 I'LL BE BACK BETWEEN SHOWS, 19 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,700 AND I WANT YOU READY FOR BED. 20 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,536 NO TV TILL YOU FINISH THAT REPORT. 21 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,371 TELL MR. ANTOINE THE MOUSE WON'T EAT. 22 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,072 YOU HEAR ME? NO TV. 23 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:35,242 NOW GIVE YOUR MOM A BIG KISS. 24 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,311 AND DON'T LET THAT MOUSE OUT OF THE CAGE. 25 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:38,812 I WON'T. 26 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,382 MRS. PARTRIDGE, I'LL BE BACK BETWEEN SHOWS. 27 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,916 Mrs. Partridge: ALL RIGHT. DRIVE CAREFUL. 28 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,084 OK. LOVE YOU! 29 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,886 TELL MR. ANTOINE HE WON'T EAT! 30 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,255 OK. SEE YA! WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA! 31 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,690 MAKE SURE YOU TELL HIM! 32 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,091 OK! I WILL! 33 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,760 DON'T FORGET TO! 34 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,328 OK! 35 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,700 MR. ANTOINE IS TEACHING ME 36 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,569 HOW TO MAKE LIGHTNING DISAPPEAR. 37 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,437 MM-HMM. SOONER THE BETTER. 38 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,038 I'M NOT A MOUSE PERSON. 39 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:08,576 COME ON. LET'S GET IN HERE AND DO SOME MORE TRICKS. 40 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,378 ATTABOY. 41 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:22,756 I'M GOING TO CALL ALBERT. 42 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,359 I'LL SEE YOU FOR THE NEXT SHOW. 43 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:29,096 SAY HI TO ALBERT FOR ME. 44 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,664 AW, THANKS. 45 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,001 [RING] 46 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,138 [RING] 47 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,306 HELLO. 48 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,308 IT'S LORRAINE, MRS. PARTRIDGE. 49 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,076 HOW'S MY BOY? 50 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:44,978 OH, HE'S FINE. FINE. 51 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:48,048 ATE ALL HIS VEGETABLES TONIGHT, EVEN HIS BROCCOLI. 52 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,817 GOOD. GOOD. 53 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:54,321 WELL, I NEED TO GO TO THE MARKET, AND I'LL BE HOME WITHIN THE HOUR. 54 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,123 Albert: IS IT MY MOM? 55 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,560 Mrs. Partridge: HOLD ON. HERE COMES MR. MAGICIAN. 56 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,795 MOM, I DID MY HOOVER DAM REPORT. 57 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,164 I'M GOING TO READ IT TO YOU. 58 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:05,799 I'M COMING HOME TO PUT YOU TO BED. 59 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,801 YOU CAN READ IT TO ME THEN. 60 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,970 I'LL JUST READ YOU THE FIRST PART. 61 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,840 "45 MILES FROM LAS VEGAS IS THE HOOVER DAM. 62 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:16,009 IT IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST DAMS OF THE ENTIRE WORLD." 63 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,077 OOH! 64 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,679 THAT'S MY OPENER. 65 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,347 OH, IT'S STUPENDOUS! I'M HOOKED! 66 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,349 AND THE REST OF IT WHEN I GET HOME. 67 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,351 AND I WANT YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 68 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,318 HI, ALBERT, HONEY! 69 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,520 IT'S RUTHIE. 70 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:27,688 Albert: HI, RUTHIE! 71 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:28,656 MOM. 72 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,090 YEAH? 73 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,493 I'M WORKING ON MR. ANTOINE'S CARD MOVE-- 74 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,361 THE RISE-AND-FALL MOVE HE SHOWED ME. 75 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,229 I THINK I GOT IT. IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST. 76 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,766 IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST, AND SO IS BRUSHING YOUR TEETH. 77 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,768 NOW, I'LL BE HOME SOON, AND LOOK, ALBERT, 78 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:43,270 I WANT YOU TO BE GENTLE WITH MRS. PARTRIDGE, OK? 79 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,337 SHE'S BRITTLE. 80 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,839 OK. 81 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:49,109 MISS RYLANDER GAVE ME AN "A" ON MY REPORT ON ETHIOPIA. 82 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,411 GREAT. WONDERFUL. 83 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:54,482 "ETHIOPIA IS IN THE NORTHERN PART OF AFRICA. 84 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:57,284 "CHILDREN IN ETHIOPIA ARE VERY HUNGRY. 85 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,952 THERE WAS A DROUGHT THERE." 86 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,454 THAT MEANS NO RAIN. 87 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,456 GOOD WORK, ALBERT! I LOVE YOU. 88 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:06,159 I'LL BE HOME SOON, BUT I WANT YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND GET INTO BED. 89 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,294 OK. OK. 90 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,729 OK, PROMISE ME? 91 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:09,563 PROMISE. 92 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:10,998 PROMISE? PROMISE. 93 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,132 OK. I LOVE YOU. 94 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,767 LOVE YOU TOO, MOM. BYE. 95 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:17,004 MRS. PARTRIDGE, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU. 96 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,305 WHAT--YOUR ROOM? 97 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,306 YES! 98 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,874 IT'S A MESS. 99 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,644 Albert: OK, MRS. PARTRIDGE, 100 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,445 I HAVE AN EMPTY BROWN BAG. 101 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:26,747 UH-HUH. 102 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:30,818 I WILL OPEN THE BROWN PAPER BAG LIKE THIS. 103 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,487 NOW GIVE ME THE KETCHUP BOTTLE. 104 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,155 CAREFUL YOU DON'T BREAK IT. 105 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,189 I WON'T. 106 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:43,330 PUT THE KETCHUP BOTTLE IN THE BAG. 107 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,498 WATCH! 108 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:45,666 UH-HUH. 109 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,335 SAY THE MAGIC WORDS--SIM-SOLA-BIM. 110 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,337 POOF! IT'S GONE! 111 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,372 OH, COME ON, NOW, ALBERT. 112 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,041 NOBODY'S GOING TO BELIEVE THAT. 113 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,208 DON'T LIKE IT? 114 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,084 HEE HEE HEE! 115 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:30,243 * SING ME A LULLABY 116 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:37,117 * WON'T YOU WIPE AWAY MY PAIN? * 117 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:43,924 * TAKE ME OUT 118 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,760 * OHH 119 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:50,530 * OF THE DRIVING RAIN 120 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,569 [HONK] 121 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,307 [KNOCKS] 122 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,312 [KNOCKS] 123 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,187 HELLO. IS THIS THE FRANKLIN RESIDENCE? 124 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,989 YES. 125 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,292 Policeman: MA'AM, CAN WE PLEASE COME INSIDE AND TALK TO YOU? 126 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,493 YEAH. 127 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,328 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 128 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,199 MA'AM, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU 129 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:03,470 THAT MRS. FRANKLIN HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN A VERY SERIOUS VEHICLE ACCIDENT. 130 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,873 MOM! 131 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,809 Clergyman: "I AM THE RESURRECTION AND THE LIFE. 132 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:11,411 "HE THAT BELIEVETH IN ME, THOUGH HE WERE DEAD, 133 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,546 "YET SHALL HE LIVE. 134 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,651 "WHOSOEVER LIVETH AND BELIEVETH IN ME SHALL NEVER DIE 135 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,487 BUT HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND PEACE FOREVER." 136 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:21,989 AMEN. 137 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,356 OK. NOW. 138 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:30,497 Antoine, French accent: IT IS A SAD DAY HERE. 139 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:34,434 WE ARE CONFUSED. WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND. 140 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,904 JE NE COMPRENDS PAS. 141 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,141 TELL ME, GOD, 142 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:45,078 IS LIFE THE ILLUSION, AND IS DEATH THE REALITY? 143 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,522 WHAT DOOR DO YOU GO THROUGH, LORRAINE, 144 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,425 AND WHERE WILL YOU APPEAR AGAIN? 145 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:03,263 ALLEZ. AU REVOIR, MA PETITE. 146 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,970 BON VOYAGE. 147 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:13,006 [CIRQUE DU SOLEIL SINGING KALIMANDO IN FRENCH] 148 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,965 OH. 149 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,905 "45 MILES FROM LAS VEGAS IS THE HOOVER DAM. 150 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:48,575 IT IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST DAMS IN THE ENTIRE--" 151 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,511 [RUTHIE SOBS] 152 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,446 I'M SORRY, ALBERT. 153 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:58,085 KEEP READING, BABY. KEEP GOING. 154 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,888 Albert: SHOULDN'T I DO THIS? 155 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,590 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MON GRAND. 156 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,092 KEEP READING. 157 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,594 DON'T STOP, ALBERT. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 158 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,096 YES. 159 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,164 BUT I'M MAKING EVERYBODY SADDER. 160 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,603 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MON CHERI. GO ON. 161 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,171 GO. 162 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:24,611 NO. EVERYBODY'S TOO SAD. 163 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,614 MOTHER WASN'T SAD. 164 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,283 MY MOTHER WAS NEVER SAD! 165 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,485 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 166 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,944 Babette: WHY CAN'T WE KEEP HIM? WE COULD ALL-- 167 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,014 Antoine: BABETTE, THIS IS NOT A PET, YOU KNOW. 168 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,183 Babette: BUT HE'S SO LITTLE, AND WE LOVE HIM. 169 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,685 HEY, RUTHIE, YOU MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT THE FAMILY. 170 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:39,819 WHAT ABOUT THE FATHER? 171 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,354 YES, RUTHIE. THE FATHER. 172 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,689 FATHER? 173 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,592 THE FATHER WAS JUST A FLY-BY-NIGHT. 174 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,896 SHE THOUGHT HE WAS MAGIC. 175 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,899 MAYBE HE WAS, 'CAUSE HE SURE DID DISAPPEAR. 176 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,068 I DON'T EVEN THINK SHE GOT HIS LAST NAME. 177 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,369 Woman: GRANDPARENTS? 178 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,571 Ruthie: SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY FAMILY-- 179 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,507 NO PARENTS, NO GRANDPARENTS, 180 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,042 NO BROTHERS, NO SISTERS. 181 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,577 SHE WAS RAISED IN A FOSTER HOME 182 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,079 BACK IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY. 183 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,748 IF THERE'S NO FAMILY, WHERE WILL ALBERT GO? 184 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,583 WHY CAN'T I JUST STAY HERE? 185 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,987 ALBERT! HONEY, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE FAST ASLEEP. 186 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,488 Mrs. Partridge: COME ON, HONEY. 187 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,124 LET'S GO BACK TO BED. 188 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,526 MR. ANTOINE SAID HE WAS MY FATHER. 189 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,161 Antoine: C'EST UNE FACON DE PARLER. 190 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,629 IT IS AN EXPRESSION. 191 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,697 HE LOVES YOU LIKE A FATHER. 192 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,399 OUI. JE T'AIME BEAUCOUP, ALBERT. 193 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,169 Antoine: YOU KNOW YOU ARE MY FAVORITE. 194 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,905 WE ALL LOVE YOU, ALBERT. 195 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,707 Antoine: WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOU WITH US, 196 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,776 BUT WE MOVE AROUND SO MUCH. 197 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,979 WE HAVE NO MAISON-- NO HOME-- 198 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,215 AND A CIRCUS IS NOT A HOME. 199 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,485 YOU WERE GOING TO TEACH ME TO BE A MAGICIAN. 200 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,888 YOU SAID I COULD BE IN THE ACT ONE DAY. 201 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,890 I'VE BEEN PRACTICING. 202 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,226 I'M REALLY GOOD WITH THE A.B.C. TRICK, 203 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:57,797 AND I ALREADY KNOW THE OVER-THE-FALLS AND THE 50-CENT DISCOVERY. 204 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,000 MRS. PARTRIDGE, YOU SAW ME DO IT. 205 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,901 I FOOLED YOU, DIDN'T I? 206 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,204 YES. YOU CERTAINLY FOOLED ME. 207 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:07,407 AND MY FINGERS ARE GETTING STRONGER ALL THE TIME, 208 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,708 AND MY WRIST. 209 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,277 LOOK! 210 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:17,284 SEE? SEE? IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST. 211 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:37,804 Lorraine's voice: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: IN THE EVENT OF MY DEATH, 212 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,940 PLEASE CONTACT MY FOSTER SISTER HARRIET FRANKLIN. 213 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,443 EVEN THOUGH OUR LIVES HAVE GONE SEPARATE WAYS 214 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,745 AND IT'S BEEN MANY YEARS SINCE WE'VE SPOKEN, 215 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,948 I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF HER AS THE GODMOTHER OF MY SON ALBERT, 216 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,084 WHO I AM LEAVING IN HER CARE. 217 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,653 I BELIEVE SHE WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ALBERT... 218 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,456 Man and Lorraine: "AS HARRIET AND I WERE ONCE THERE FOR ONE ANOTHER. 219 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,958 Man: "SHE IS MOST LIKELY STILL IN NEWARK. 220 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,961 I KNOW SHE'LL WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING." 221 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,264 SIGNED, LORRAINE FRANKLIN. 222 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,299 THE BOY HAS A GUARDIAN. 223 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,168 IT'S HIS GODMOTHER-- HARRIET FRANKLIN. 224 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,338 ANY OF YOU EVER HEARD OF HER? 225 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:18,645 JANET, GET ME DIRECTORY ASSISTANCE FOR NEWARK, NEW JERSEY. 226 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,056 LET ME ASK HARRIET, OK? 227 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,490 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 228 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,291 HARRIET! 229 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,992 CAN YOU HOLD ON ONE SECOND? 230 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,827 WHAT IS IT? 231 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,630 MIKE BELASCO'S CLAIMING WE OVER-DELIVERED ON THE COASTERS. 232 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,300 PENNY, DID YOU REMEMBER TO VERIFY THE ORDER? 233 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,802 VERBALLY AND IN WRITING, LIKE YOU SAID. 234 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,705 BOB, CAN YOU HOLD ON ONE SECOND? IT'S SO BUSY HERE. 235 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,507 MIKE, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 236 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,510 NO, NO, NO. WE DIDN'T OVER-DELIVER. YOU OVER-ORDERED. 237 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,812 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ORDERING PINK COASTERS? 238 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:56,149 YOU GOT A CIGAR MANUFACTURERS CONVENTION GOING ON! 239 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,017 NO. HOLD ON A SECOND. 240 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,453 BOB, YOU STILL THERE? I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 241 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,523 I TELL YOU WHAT. I'M GOING TO DO YOU A BIG FAVOR. 242 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,159 YOU SEND ME BACK THE PINK ONES, I'LL SEND YOU THE BROWN ONES, 243 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,494 YOU PAY FOR SHIPPING. 244 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,829 OK? I'M GOING TO PUT PENNY ON. PENNY! 245 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:10,830 WHAT? 246 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,565 GET ON WITH BELASCO. 247 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,767 WE'RE FINALLY GETTING RID OF THOSE GODDAMN BROWN COASTERS. 248 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,569 BOB! SORRY ABOUT THAT. 249 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,706 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE BUSY, THE WORLD IS ON HOLD. 250 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,675 NOW, AS I WAS SAYING, I WANT TO GET INTO BIGGER THINGS, BOB. 251 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,712 I WANT TO GET INTO STERILIZERS AND DEEP FRYERS... 252 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,046 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 253 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,716 Harriet: TO COOK THINGS IN. I REALLY FEEL... 254 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,419 RELIABLE HOTEL AND RESTAURANT SUPPLY. WE'RE THERE FOR YOU. 255 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,053 YES? 256 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:37,390 NO. I FOUND A WONDERFUL WAREHOUSE. IT'S FULL OF INVENTORY. 257 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,193 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME AND SEE IT WITH ME. 258 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,061 MAKE THE DAY. ANY DAY. 259 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:45,064 OH, YEAH. YEAH. YOU JUST LET ME KNOW, OK? 260 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,300 THANKS. BYE-BYE. 261 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,603 ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 262 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,374 SOMEBODY FROM LAS VEGAS ON LINE 2? 263 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,709 SOMETHING ABOUT LORRAINE, YOUR SISTER? 264 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,312 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A SISTER. 265 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,088 HELLO. 266 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,590 Attorney: HELLO. MISS FRANKLIN? 267 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,724 YEAH. 268 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,060 MISS FRANKLIN, MY NAME IS CLAY THRASHER. 269 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,730 I'M A LAWYER AT THE HOTEL WHERE LORRAINE FRANKLIN HAS BEEN WORKING. 270 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,566 Harriet, on speakerphone: UH-OH. WHAT'S WRONG? 271 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,701 WHAT, IS SHE IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE? 272 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,772 I'M AFRAID IT'S WORSE THAN TROUBLE, MISS FRANKLIN. 273 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,609 LORRAINE WAS KILLED LAST WEEK IN AN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT. 274 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,110 I'M SORRY. 275 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,180 I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? 276 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:38,485 LORRAINE WAS KILLED LAST WEEK IN AN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT. 277 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,424 YOU ARE LORRAINE'S FOSTER SISTER, 278 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,126 IS THAT CORRECT, MISS FRANKLIN? 279 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,429 YOU'RE TELLING ME LORRAINE IS DEAD? 280 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,964 MISS FRANKLIN, THIS IS RUTH CLARK. 281 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,433 I WAS LORRAINE'S BEST FRIEND. 282 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,835 WE WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SOONER, 283 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,136 EXCEPT... 284 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,906 WE JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU. 285 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:04,010 WE'RE SORRY TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU THIS WAY, MISS FRANKLIN. 286 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,379 OH, NO. I... 287 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:12,151 I UNDERSTAND, AND THANK YOU FOR CALLING. 288 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,654 NO, NO. PLEASE DON'T HANG UP. 289 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,957 MISS FRANKLIN, THERE'S SOMETHING MORE WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT. 290 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,526 WHAT? 291 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:24,231 Ruthie: IT'S ABOUT ALBERT--LORRAINE'S LITTLE BOY. 292 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,667 LORRAINE HAD A LITTLE BOY? 293 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,670 NOW, WHAT I HAVE BEFORE ME, MISS FRANKLIN, 294 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,773 ARE SOME DOCUMENTS NAMING YOU THE BOY'S GUARDIAN. 295 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,675 WHAT?! 296 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,677 OH. OH! 297 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,979 NO. NO. NO. 298 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,981 NO. NO. I... 299 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,584 UH-UH. NO. 300 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,519 YOU KNOW, FIRST YOU TELL ME LORRAINE IS DEAD, 301 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,755 AND NOW YOU TELL ME SHE'S GOT A KID, 302 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,823 AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO SPRING ON ME 303 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,525 THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT? 304 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,694 HE'S NOT AN ORDINARY BOY, MISS FRANKLIN. 305 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,196 Ruthie: HE'S REALLY A WONDERFUL BOY, HARRIET. 306 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,498 Antoine: HE'S A MAGICAL BOY. 307 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,633 WAS THAT HIM? WHO WAS THAT? 308 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,034 I'M ANTOINE. 309 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,169 Harriet: WHO? 310 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,771 ALBERT'S GOOD FRIEND. 311 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,640 Ruthie: THE PROBLEM IS THAT RIGHT NOW, HE IS A HOMELESS BOY. 312 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,742 Harriet: WELL, WHAT ABOUT HIS FATHER? 313 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,345 WE CAN'T FIND THE FATHER. THERE IS NO FATHER. 314 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,347 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THERE IS NO FATHER? 315 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,549 THE BOY WASN'T IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED, WAS HE? 316 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,218 LISTEN, YOU PEOPLE, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 317 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,788 I DON'T HAVE A MOTHERLY BONE IN MY BODY, OK? 318 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,724 I'M NOT A MOTHER. I DON'T WANT TO BE A MOTHER. 319 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,694 NOW, I ALSO ASSUME THAT THIS LITTLE BOY IS WHITE, IS HE NOT? 320 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,862 HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 321 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,230 YEAH--JUST A SMALL ONE. 322 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,199 'CAUSE I'M BLACK, TOO, YOU KNOW, 323 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,868 AND I THINK THAT YOUR SISTER WOULD BE DAMNED UPSET WITH YOU 324 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,237 IF SHE THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULDN'T TAKE ALBERT 325 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,139 BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT BLACK GETS IN THE WAY! 326 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,374 Harriet: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. 327 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,909 IT DIDN'T BOTHER HIS MOTHER, 328 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,677 AND YOU GREW UP WITH WHITE FOLKS, DIDN'T YOU? 329 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,746 WHAT HAS MY GROWING UP WITH WHITE FOLKS 330 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,981 HAVE TO DO WITH ME RAISING SOME LITTLE WHITE BOY? 331 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,717 IT'S WHO YOU ARE. 332 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,219 YOU ARE THE CLOSEST THING THAT HE'S GOT TO BLOOD! 333 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,054 YOU UNDERSTAND THE ALTERNATIVE 334 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:59,058 WOULD BE TO PLACE HIM IN THE STATE SYSTEM, MISS FRANKLIN? 335 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,026 NO-- 336 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,328 GOD! 337 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,287 WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 338 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,277 BYE. 339 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,579 BYE, ALBERT. 340 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,115 Antoine: BON VOYAGE. 341 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,817 ALBERT! 342 00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:01,821 DON'T YOU EVEN WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR FRIENDS? 343 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,322 NO. 344 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,824 BYE-BYE, ALBERT! 345 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,826 ALBERT, BYE-BYE. 346 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,495 AU REVOIR! 347 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,897 Loudspeaker: GOOD MORNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 348 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,500 AND WELCOME ABOARD AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 362 349 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,135 WITH NONSTOP SERVICE TO NEWARK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. 350 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:19,138 OUR FLYING TIME TO NEWARK WILL BE 4 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES, 351 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:22,041 AND WE'LL BE CRUISING AT AN ALTITUDE OF 33,000 FEET. 352 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,977 NOW WE INVITE YOU TO SIT BACK AND RELAX, 353 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,779 ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT TO NEWARK, 354 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,715 AND THANKS AGAIN FOR CHOOSING AMERICAN. 355 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:36,055 SO, HI. YOU BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE BEFORE? 356 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,824 YES, MA'AM. 357 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,427 YOU TRAVELED ALL ALONE BEFORE? 358 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,229 NO. 359 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,765 MY NAME IS FLORENCE. WHAT'S YOURS? 360 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,500 ALBERT. 361 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,602 ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYBODY? 362 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,372 FRANK SINATRA. 363 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,842 WELL, AREN'T YOU SPECIAL! 364 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:59,979 DO YOUR MOM AND DAD LISTEN TO HIS RECORDS ALL THE TIME? 365 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,248 MY MOM WAS HIS FRIEND. 366 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,183 OH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN NICE. 367 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,818 WHAT ABOUT YOUR DADDY? 368 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,421 HE'S... 369 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,659 DEAD. 370 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,026 OH. 371 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,828 I'M SORRY. 372 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,096 I'M SORRY. 373 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:25,705 WELL, I HAVE SOME CRAYONS HERE AND A GAME BOOK... 374 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:31,578 AND I'LL BRING YOU A SNACK, 375 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:35,047 AND AFTER THAT WE'LL DO LUNCH AND A MOVIE. 376 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,783 OK, ALBERT? 377 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,537 MERCI. 378 00:23:59,005 --> 00:23:59,939 HUH? 379 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:02,609 I SAID, MERCI. 380 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,479 [SOFTLY] JE VOUS EN PRIE. 381 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:07,780 WHAT, SON? 382 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,482 NOTHING. 383 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,487 TU PARLES FRANCAIS? 384 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:17,724 [WHISPERING] Mr. Antoine taught me 385 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:21,127 je vous en prie andbonjour 386 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,995 and comment Ã§a va 387 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,430 and merde! 388 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,132 You know those? 389 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,000 YOU TALKING TO ME, SON? 390 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,168 UH-UH. 391 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:34,507 I WONDER, COULD YOU MAKE IT A LITTLE BIGGER, MY NOSE? 392 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:36,643 SURE. 393 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:38,444 BIGGER. BIGGER. MORE BIGGER. 394 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,146 DON'T BE AFRAID. 395 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,448 IS VERY BIG NOSE. 396 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,150 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 397 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,585 MAYBE MORE HAIR, HUH? 398 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,555 SURE. 399 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:52,158 MORE. OH, YES, MORE, MORE, MORE! 400 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,026 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD! 401 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:57,329 BIG EYES. 402 00:24:57,396 --> 00:24:59,966 BIGGER EYES, EH? 403 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,901 GOOD! 404 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,470 GOOD. MERCI BEAUCOUP. 405 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,472 [WHISPERING] Do you want glasses? 406 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,140 IT'S OK. I HAVE CONTACTS. 407 00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:10,009 [GIGGLES] 408 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,277 WHAT IS IT, SON? 409 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,045 NOTHING. 410 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,749 OOH, SHE'S FISH-FACE. 411 00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:20,052 HELLO, FISH-FACE, EH? 412 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,722 I KNOW. 413 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:27,026 OH, SHE SCARES ME. 414 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,595 COME ON, LET'S GO. 415 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,168 EXCUSE ME. 416 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,704 MM-HMM. 417 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,119 [MUFFLED YELLING] 418 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,059 Man in drawing: HELLO. 419 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,694 HELLO. 420 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,096 COULD I COME OUT, PLEASE? 421 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,198 SURE. 422 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,073 OW! 423 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:49,108 WOW! 424 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,943 YOU'RE SO BIG. 425 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:54,080 I AM BIG. 426 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:58,084 I AM STUPENDOUS, COLOSSAL, AMAZING, 427 00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:03,089 FANTASTIC, MAGNIFICENT, EXCEPTIONAL. 428 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:05,091 I AM... 429 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,193 BOGUS. 430 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,295 I'M ALBERT. 431 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,097 ALBERT. 432 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,799 HMM, ALBERT. 433 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,602 HMM. 434 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,604 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 435 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:20,673 I MISS MY MOM. 436 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:26,578 MOM. OH, MOM. 437 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:30,449 IS VERY IMPORTANT THING TO HAVE MOM. 438 00:27:30,516 --> 00:27:33,119 NOW YOU HAVE A GODMOM. 439 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:36,322 VERY IMPORTANT THING TO HAVE A GODMOM. 440 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:38,390 I DON'T WANT A GODMOM. 441 00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:42,128 WHY NOT? MAYBE YOU WILL LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, HMM? 442 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,630 MAYBE SHE... 443 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:47,333 SHE WILL BE AMAZING, 444 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,435 MAYBE...SPECTACULAR. 445 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,470 MAYBE STUPENDOUS! 446 00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:52,805 COLOSSAL? 447 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:54,673 MAYBE MAGNIFICENT! 448 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,342 [SHOUTING] MAYBE UNBELIEVABLE! 449 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,377 BRAVO! YES! UNBELIEVABLE! 450 00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:02,348 [SHOUTING TOGETHER] MAYBE SHE'S THE WORLD'S GREATEST GODMOM! 451 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,350 WHAT DID HE SAY? 452 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:05,718 WHAT'S GOING ON? 453 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,654 [HONKING] 454 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:10,222 [TIRES SCREECH] 455 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,167 Harriet: EXCUSE ME. 456 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,735 EXCUSE ME. 457 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,409 THE FLIGHT FROM LAS VEGAS--IS IT IN? 458 00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:31,677 LANDED 20 MINUTES AGO. 459 00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:33,479 I'M LOOKING FOR A LITTLE BOY. 460 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,347 WAIT, WAIT. ARE YOU MISS HARRIET FRANKLIN? 461 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,083 YES. 462 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:39,718 THE BOY'S WAITING DOWN AT TRAVELLER'S AID, DOWN LEVEL ONE. 463 00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,387 TAKE THE ESCALATOR, TURN RIGHT. 464 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:42,789 OK. ESCALATOR, TURN RIGHT. 465 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,679 Woman: YOU WOULDN'T BE MISS FRANKLIN? 466 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,415 ACTUALLY, I WOULD BE. 467 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,750 Woman: OH. 468 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,587 I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 469 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:18,057 THE JACKSON STREET BRIDGE WAS OUT, AND I COULDN'T GET ACROSS. 470 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,725 YES, I'M SURE THAT'S TRUE. 471 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:22,294 WELL, WE HAVE TO GIVE OURSELVES A LITTLE MORE TIME THESE DAYS, 472 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,230 ESPECIALLY WHEN PICKING UP SUCH PRECIOUS CARGO. 473 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,634 I'LL NEED TO SEE SOME IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE. 474 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,136 I'M SORRY. 475 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:32,805 PASSPORT, DRIVER'S LIC-- THANK YOU. 476 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:40,046 BOY, DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 477 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,585 Woman: I.D. IS FINE. YOU HAVE TO SIGN RIGHT THERE. 478 00:29:46,652 --> 00:29:47,854 GREAT. 479 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,155 ARE YOU A CARD PLAYER? 480 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,857 OH, NO. HE'S A MAGICIAN. 481 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,192 HE CAN MAKE THE ACE OF SPADES 482 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:55,761 TURN INTO THE QUEEN OF HEARTS. 483 00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,696 LOOKS LIKE HE'S ON SALE. 484 00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:59,665 CAN I TAKE THE TAG OFF? 485 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:03,836 USUALLY THE TAG'S TAKEN OFF AT THE GATE WHEN THEY'RE PICKED UP. 486 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:05,704 I SAID I WAS SORRY. 487 00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:07,239 MM-HMM. 488 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,944 OK. LET ME GET YOUR TAG OFF HERE. 489 00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:16,715 SORRY. 490 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:17,816 THERE YOU GO. 491 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,051 Woman: THANK YOU. 492 00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:21,353 SO GET YOUR BACKPACK AND... 493 00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:23,890 WE'LL GO. 494 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,691 WHAT'S IN THE PARCEL? 495 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,293 MY PILLOW. 496 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,895 OH. 497 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:31,730 OK. LET'S GO. 498 00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:33,632 Woman: GOOD LUCK, ALBERT. 499 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,534 THAT'S IT. NO MORE SHORTCUTS FOR ME. 500 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,904 I KNOW BETTER. YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO SHORTCUTS IN LIFE. 501 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,705 I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT. I KNOW THAT. 502 00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:42,241 IT'S THE KIND OF THING WHERE YOU JUST HAVE TO CONCENTRATE. 503 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,110 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE. 504 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,912 I'M NOT SURE I AM HERE. 505 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,914 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK I'M HERE. 506 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,882 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I THINK I'M NOT REALLY HERE. 507 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,918 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 508 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,120 I AM AN ALIEN SPACE MONSTER, 509 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,923 AND I'M GOING TO EAT YOU UP! 510 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,690 [MONSTERLIKE ROAR] 511 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,059 AAH! 512 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:01,493 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 513 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,728 MY COLORING BOOK. 514 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:03,762 WHAT ABOUT IT? 515 00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,164 I LEFT IT ON THE AIRPLANE. 516 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:06,365 WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER ONE. 517 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:07,766 I NEED THAT ONE! 518 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,801 HEY, I'M GOING TO GET TOWED AWAY! 519 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,906 Loudspeaker: FLIGHT 106 FROM ST. LOUIS NOW ARRIVING AT GATE 61. 520 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:16,442 [PIGLIKE SQUEAL] 521 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,413 NEVER MIND. 522 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,549 IT'S OK. 523 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:24,951 WE CAN GO NOW. 524 00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:27,286 OH, WELL, I'M RELIEVED, 525 00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:29,255 BECAUSE WE WEREN'T GOING BACK TO GET A COLORING BOOK. 526 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:31,457 IT'S ALL RIGHT. SHE'S NERVOUS. 527 00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:32,959 SHE'S A SPACE MONSTER. 528 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:34,460 SHE HAS FUNNY HAIR, HUH? 529 00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:35,461 I KNOW. 530 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:36,795 YOU KNOW WHAT? 531 00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:37,663 I DON'T KNOW. 532 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,931 OH. 533 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:41,968 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 534 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:43,269 DON'T WRITE THAT TICKET, MAN. 535 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:45,471 I HAD TO PICK UP THE LITTLE BOY. 536 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:47,974 HE WAS TRAVELING BY HIMSELF IN TRAVELLER'S AID. 537 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,441 DON'T YOU HAVE KIDS? 538 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:51,477 NO. 539 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:54,981 WELL, LISTEN. IT WASN'T THAT LONG. 540 00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:58,150 I WASN'T HERE BUT 3 MINUTES. 541 00:31:58,217 --> 00:31:59,251 15. 542 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:00,987 I WAS NOT HERE 15 MINUTES. 543 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:02,989 I WOULD KNOW IF I WAS HERE 15 MINUTES. 544 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,123 GET IN THE CAR. 545 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:05,992 IF I WAS HERE 15 MINUTES, 546 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:08,027 I WOULD NOT BE FOOLING AROUND WITH YOU. 547 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,162 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET IN! 548 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:12,831 I WASN'T HERE 15 MINUTES. I WAS HERE 3 MINUTES. 549 00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:14,500 WHY ARE YOU WRITING A TICKET? 550 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,069 I'M NOT PAYING IT, I'M JUST TELLING YOU NOW. 551 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:21,073 DON'T PAY IT, LADY. PAY YOUR LAWYER. 552 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:36,022 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY HAD THE NERVE TO GIVE ME A TICKET? 553 00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,823 I MEAN, THERE'S DRUG ADDICTS OUT THERE, 554 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,326 THERE'S CRAZY PEOPLE STARTING FIRES, RUNNING AROUND NAKED, 555 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:41,793 AND WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING-- 556 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:44,930 THE POLICE DEPARTMENT, OUR FABULOUS POLICE DEPARTMENT? 557 00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,232 GIVING ME A TICKET. 558 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,234 I WORK EVERY DAY. I PAY RENT. 559 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,269 I COULD HAVE BEEN PICKING UP 560 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:51,703 A LOVED ONE OR SOMETHING. 561 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,172 OH, LOVED ONE. 562 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:54,573 THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 563 00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:59,045 WELL, CAN'T CRY ABOUT IT. 564 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:02,048 CANNOT CRY ABOUT IT. 565 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:05,584 SO...YOU PLAY CARDS, HUH? 566 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,553 Bogus: HE DOES MAGIC. 567 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,688 I DO MAGIC. 568 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,557 YOU DO MAGIC, HUH? GOOD. 569 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:14,860 Bogus: YES, YES. YOU DO THE FRENCH PASS. 570 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:16,628 I KNOW. 571 00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,964 YOU KNOW WHAT? 572 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,267 NOTHING. 573 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:24,070 WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING "I KNOW"? 574 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:26,572 TELL HER YOU ARE THINKING. 575 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,574 I WAS THINKING. 576 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,577 OH, GOOD. THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN DO TOGETHER--THINK. 577 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:32,744 THINK. 578 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:33,779 THINK. 579 00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:05,511 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 580 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,430 Harriet: THIS IS IT. 581 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,632 277 BARROW. THAT'S WHERE WE LIVE. 582 00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:28,467 CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT? 583 00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:29,968 277. 584 00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:31,370 YEAH. 585 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,942 NOW, LISTEN, UH-- 586 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:38,644 277 BARROW? 587 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:39,445 YEAH. 588 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,147 I'VE ALWAYS LIVED ALONE, 589 00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:44,216 SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE SOME RULES, OK? 590 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:45,984 YOU OK WITH RULES? 591 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:47,486 SOMETIMES. 592 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:53,159 DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? 593 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:54,860 BECAUSE IF YOU DO, IT'S DOWN THE HALL. 594 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,662 NOW, I'VE ONLY GOT ONE, 595 00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:59,598 SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WANT TO DO. 596 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:03,502 I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE TOOTHPASTE IN THE SINK BECAUSE IT'S REALLY NASTY. 597 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,671 I'LL TRY NOT TO DO THE SAME THING. 598 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,673 THE OTHER THING IS I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT 599 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:10,642 IF YOU WOULD PUT DOWN THE TOILET SEAT BECAUSE-- 600 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,179 WELL, IT'S JUST BECAUSE IT'S COURTEOUS. 601 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:20,452 OH. I GAVE THE METS A PRETTY GOOD DEAL ON SOME COFFEE MUGS, 602 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,354 SO THEY GAVE ME A BASEBALL. 603 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:27,125 I HAVE A BASEBALL SIGNED BY LIZA MINELLI. 604 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:31,129 WHY WOULD LIZA MINELLI SIGN A BASEBALL? 605 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:33,064 THE SAHARA HOTEL WAS PLAYING 606 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,201 THE HILTON HOTEL ON SUNDAY. 607 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:37,536 MY MOM TOOK ME, AND MR. ANTOINE 608 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,872 GOT LIZA MINELLI TO SIGN A BALL. 609 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:45,711 IT SAYS, "TO MY FAVORITE ALL-STAR, FROM LIZA MINELLI." 610 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:48,914 ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK HIT A HOME RUN IN THAT GAME. 611 00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:55,221 WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY GET ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK. 612 00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:58,156 HE'S NICE. PICKED ME UP ONCE. 613 00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:00,626 HE'S STRONG. 614 00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:06,732 * PLEASE RELEASE ME 615 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:12,238 * LET ME GO 616 00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:13,905 ARE YOU HUNGRY? 617 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,641 NO. 618 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:17,743 WELL, YOU HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING. 619 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,077 COME IN HERE. 620 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,213 I GOT US A COUPLE OF TV DINNERS. 621 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,251 Albert: WHAT KIND? 622 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:27,253 Harriet: FISH CAKES. 623 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:28,920 FISH CAKES? OH, NO. 624 00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:31,923 YOU LIKE FISH, DON'T YOU? IT'S LIKE BRAIN FOOD. 625 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,627 WE LIKE NACHOS. 626 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,529 WE LIKE NACHOS. 627 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:40,131 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE NO NACHOS. 628 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,967 WE HAVE FISH CAKES. 629 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,404 WE HAVE FISH CAKES WITH CAULIFLOWER AND BROWNIES. 630 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:47,606 THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE. 631 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:50,141 HERE ARE THE PLATES, AND HERE ARE THE CUPS. 632 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,577 STYROFOAM?! 633 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:54,680 THEY'RE NOT BIODEGRADABLE. 634 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:57,916 THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE I GOT 2,500 OF THEM. 635 00:36:57,983 --> 00:37:01,653 THEY'RE ALL MISPRINTED, SO I GOT STUCK WITH THEM. 636 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,623 I THINK IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK ABOUT BIODEGRADABLE. 637 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:06,124 NO, NO. 638 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:08,159 [SOFTLY] SHE'S A POLLUTER. 639 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,095 WHAT? 640 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:12,498 NOTHING. 641 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:17,235 WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU YOUR ROOM? 642 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,276 I WANT TO GO HOME. 643 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,144 SHE'S NERVOUS. 644 00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:27,446 SHE SCARES ME. 645 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:29,881 I'LL STAY BY YOUR SIDE LIKE KRAZY GLUE. 646 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,517 PROMISE? 647 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:35,454 I NEVER BREAK A PROMISE. 648 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,656 Harriet: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 649 00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:38,724 NOBODY. 650 00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:44,195 Harriet: MUMBLING ALL THE TIME. 651 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,498 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 652 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:49,167 YOU NOTICE I GOT YOU YOUR OWN TELEVISION SET, 653 00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:51,337 AND IF YOU LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, 654 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:52,804 YOU'LL SEE THERE'S A PARK. 655 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:54,806 IN THE PARK, THERE'S A PLAYGROUND. 656 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,676 IF ANYBODY SAYS ANYTHING TO YOU, RUN. 657 00:37:57,743 --> 00:38:00,612 NOW, WE'RE LOOKING INTO BOYS' CLUBS AND Ys FOR YOU 658 00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,881 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE WORKING ALL THE TIME. 659 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:05,684 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SPEND WITH YOU, YOU KNOW, 660 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:07,753 BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO EXPAND MY BUSINESS. 661 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:10,922 I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BUY A WAREHOUSE SUPPLY. 662 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,994 YEAH, WELL... 663 00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:20,031 WE'RE LOOKING INTO SUMMER CAMPS FOR YOU, TOO. 664 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:21,367 YOU LIKE SUMMER CAMP? 665 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:23,469 MY MOM TOOK ME PLACES IN THE SUMMER. 666 00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:26,772 OH. WELL, I CAN'T DO THAT 667 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:30,075 BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY, I HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN. 668 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:34,946 CUPBOARD'S OVER THERE. BATHROOM'S DOWN THE HALL. 669 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:38,384 I PUT SOME LITTLE MICKEY MOUSE SOAPS IN THERE FOR YOU. 670 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:41,420 WANT TO TAKE A BATH? I'LL GO RUN YOU A BATH. 671 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,221 I'LL RUN YOU A BATH. 672 00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:46,792 OH, AND DON'T MESS WITH THE FIRE ESCAPE. 673 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,026 IT'S OFF-LIMITS. 674 00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:49,828 [SIREN] 675 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:53,198 YOU KNOW, I HEARD YOU'RE GOOD IN SCHOOL. 676 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:55,033 DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL? 677 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,602 I GUESS SO. 678 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:05,243 SO...YOU MISS EVERYBODY, HUH? 679 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:07,045 YOUR MOM AND... 680 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:08,814 SAY YES. 681 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,116 YES. 682 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:18,557 WELL, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO... DEAL WITH IT. 683 00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:21,460 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO GET STRONG. 684 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,562 GOT TO LEARN TO GROW UP. 685 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:26,398 YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET CHOICES IN LIFE. 686 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:28,567 YOUR MOM HAD TO DO IT. I HAD TO DO IT. 687 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:30,135 WE HAD TO GROW UP. 688 00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:34,973 WE GREW UP. 689 00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:39,945 YOUR MOM WAS MY BEST FRIEND. 690 00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:41,713 SHE WAS MY REAL PAL. 691 00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:51,657 YOU CAN PUT YOUR THINGS AWAY, CAN'T YOU? 692 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:54,793 HE WANTS YOU TO TELL HIM A BIG HELLO. 693 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:58,396 HE WANTS YOU TO TELL HIM YOU LIKE HIS FACE. 694 00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:00,298 WHY DON'T YOU PICK HIM UP 695 00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:02,868 AND GIVE A BIG, BIG KISS ON HIS FACE? 696 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,336 I DON'T WANT HER TO PICK ME UP. 697 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,173 OH, YES, YOU DO. OOH! 698 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,441 NO, I DON'T. 699 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,276 [DOOR CLOSES] 700 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:13,144 OH, YOU CRY? 701 00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:14,880 CRY. IS GOOD TO CRY. 702 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,882 I WON'T CRY! I WON'T WATCH TV, 703 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:19,117 AND I WON'T GO TO SUMMER CAMP, 704 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:22,153 AND I WON'T WASH MY HANDS WITH MICKEY MOUSE. 705 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,188 MAYBE MINNIE? 706 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,122 NO. 707 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,624 GOOFY? 708 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:27,325 NO. I WANT TO GO HOME! 709 00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:28,359 BUT YOU HAVE NO TICKET. 710 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,095 I HAVE MY OWN MONEY. 711 00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:33,832 IT'S ALL HERE. I CAN USE IT FOR WHATEVER I WANT TO. 712 00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:37,569 I HAVE MY OWN INSURANCE POLICY THAT MY MOTHER LEFT ME. 713 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:39,638 I'M GOING TO BE REALLY RICH. 714 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:41,973 IT'S FOR COLLEGE, YOU KNOW? 715 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,643 SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BASEBALL. 716 00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:46,645 ALL SHE DOES IS TALK ABOUT NEWARK. 717 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:49,180 I HATE NEWARK. I HATE IT! 718 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:53,852 SHE--SHE--SHE WANTS... SHE NEEDS A FRIEND, HUH? 719 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:55,353 YOU SHOULD TRY. 720 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:56,855 I DON'T WANT TO TRY. 721 00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:58,023 YES, YOU DO. 722 00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,024 NO, I DON'T! 723 00:40:59,090 --> 00:40:59,958 YES, YOU DO. 724 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:01,192 NO, I DON'T! 725 00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:02,060 YE... 726 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:30,388 I WANT TO GO BACK TO VEGAS. 727 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:32,691 I DON'T LIKE IT HERE. 728 00:41:32,758 --> 00:41:34,259 I DON'T WANT TO TRY. 729 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,627 ALBERT? 730 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,896 YOUR BATH'S READY. 731 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,734 ALBERT, LET'S GO. 732 00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:53,645 IT'S DOWN HERE. 733 00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:00,151 I RAN A TUB FOR YOU. 734 00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:03,421 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LIKE IT, SO MAYBE IT'S TOO HOT. 735 00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:05,423 YOU'LL GET IN AND LET ME KNOW. 736 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:08,426 I PUT SOME OF THIS IN. IT'S BIG BIRD. 737 00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:10,195 SO...IT'S ALL READY. 738 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,268 DO YOU NEED ME TO TAKE YOUR CL-- 739 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:19,705 I CAN WASH MYSELF. 740 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:22,941 OH! GREAT. I'M GOING TO FIX DINNER. 741 00:42:31,617 --> 00:42:34,252 I CAN'T LIVE HERE. 742 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:36,755 IF I LIVE HERE, I'LL DIE. 743 00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:40,091 Bogus: YOU CANNOT DIE. YOU JUST GOT HERE. 744 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:41,793 BESIDES, IF YOU DIE, 745 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,062 WHAT WILL YOU DO TOMORROW? 746 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:47,532 WHAT WILL I DO? I COULD LOSE MY JOB. 747 00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:52,237 IF YOU DIE, I'M BACK WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE ME UP AGAIN. 748 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:54,272 BACK WHERE? 749 00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:57,275 BACK WHERE I COME FROM. 750 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,677 WHERE'S THAT? 751 00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:02,080 THAT IS WHERE I AM BEFORE YOU MAKE ME UP. 752 00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:03,682 HMM? 753 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,586 BEFORE I DREW YOUR PICTURE? 754 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,856 ARE THERE OTHER PEOPLE THERE? 755 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,291 OOH! 756 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:16,361 OOH. EVERYBODY YOU CAN IMAGINE. 757 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,697 MY MOTHER? 758 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:21,599 YOU SHOULD WASH BEHIND THE EARS. 759 00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:23,501 I WANT TO GO HOME. 760 00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:25,603 I DON'T LIKE IT HERE. 761 00:43:25,671 --> 00:43:28,373 I WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER. 762 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,308 ALBERT... 763 00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:32,610 YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD. 764 00:43:32,678 --> 00:43:34,612 I HATE THAT WORD! 765 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,682 I WANT TO GO TO WHERE YOU LIVE. 766 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:38,616 THIS IS WHERE I LIVE, YOU KNOW? 767 00:43:38,684 --> 00:43:39,785 HERE IT IS. 768 00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:41,486 WHERE--WHERE YOU LIVE, I LIVE. 769 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,154 THIS IS NOT WHERE I LIVE. 770 00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:44,022 IS! 771 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,023 ISN'T! 772 00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:46,024 IS! 773 00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:47,025 ISN'T! 774 00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:48,026 ISN'T! 775 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:49,027 ISN'T! 776 00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:50,128 ISN'T! 777 00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:52,297 ALBERT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE? 778 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:53,498 HUH? 779 00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:55,133 Bogus: SAY YES. 780 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,868 YEAH. 781 00:43:56,935 --> 00:44:00,338 GREAT. WELL, HURRY UP. DINNER'S ALMOST READY. 782 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,641 [LAUGHING] 783 00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:05,643 SHE'S HUNGRY. 784 00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:08,213 HA HA HA! 785 00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:21,359 ALBERT, DINNER'S READY. 786 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:22,660 I'M NOT HUNGRY. 787 00:44:22,728 --> 00:44:25,363 WELL, COME ON. IT TURNED OUT GREAT. 788 00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:26,664 I DON'T WANT ANY. 789 00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:28,666 COME ON. YOU GOT TO EAT SOMETHING. 790 00:44:28,734 --> 00:44:30,168 I DON'T WANT ANY! 791 00:44:30,235 --> 00:44:31,737 FINE. FINE. 792 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,951 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 793 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,953 ALBERT? 794 00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:52,190 ALBERT, I MADE YOU A SANDWICH. 795 00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:36,367 [DOORBELL RINGS] 796 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,841 Woman: THIS MUST BE HARRIET. 797 00:45:42,908 --> 00:45:45,343 THIS IS MRS. FRANKLIN, HARRIET--YOUR FOSTER MOTHER. 798 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:46,511 HI. 799 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,079 THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME. 800 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:49,380 Mrs. Franklin: COME IN. 801 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,252 THIS IS HARRIET, EVERYBODY. 802 00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:55,921 THIS IS MR. FRANKLIN, 803 00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:58,189 RICHARD, DAVID. 804 00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,324 HELLO, HARRIET. 805 00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,359 AND THIS IS LORRAINE. 806 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,128 HI. 807 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:05,230 HI. 808 00:46:05,296 --> 00:46:07,032 YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP IN MY ROOM, 809 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,767 AND WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS. 810 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:44,569 Bogus: ALBERT, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 811 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:47,205 WHAT'S IN THE SANDWICH? 812 00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:53,144 OH! 813 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:57,482 PEANUTS. PEANUTS BUTTER. 814 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:03,454 NO, THANK YOU. 815 00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:05,423 NO, THANK YOU. 816 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:11,562 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 817 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:23,909 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 818 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,118 Man: SLOW DOWN! 819 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:36,321 SLOW DOWN! NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAYS. 820 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:38,123 YOU KNOW THE RULES. 821 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,126 OK, MS. FRANKLIN. I'LL TAKE ALBERT TO HIS CLASS. 822 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:43,828 YOU CAN PICK HIM UP AT 2:45. SAY GOOD-BYE, ALBERT. 823 00:47:43,895 --> 00:47:45,530 BYE. 824 00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:47,132 LISTEN TO YOUR TEACHERS... 825 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,134 AND DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE. 826 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,503 I'LL BE ON THE STEPS AT 2:45. BE THERE. 827 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:59,177 YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? 828 00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:00,511 YES. 829 00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:28,006 Woman: ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 830 00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:29,174 GOOD MORNING, HARRIET. 831 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,675 WHAT, DON'T I EXIST? 832 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:32,677 GOOD MORNING, HARRIET. SO? 833 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,479 HOW IS HE? WHAT'S HE LIKE? 834 00:48:34,545 --> 00:48:37,882 I DON'T KNOW. HE'S LIKE A LITTLE BOY. 835 00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:40,385 DOES HE LIKE HIS ROOM? DID YOU FEED HIM? 836 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:42,320 HE WASN'T HUNGRY. HE DOESN'T LIKE STYROFOAM CUPS 837 00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:43,788 BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT BIODEGRADABLE. 838 00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:46,191 OF COURSE NOT. HE'S A KID. 839 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:48,193 HE'S GOT CONVICTIONS. 840 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:51,696 SO? WHAT DID YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT? 841 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,999 WHAT DID HE HAVE TO SAY? 842 00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:57,202 HE DIDN'T SAY MUCH OF ANYTHING TO ME. HE TALKED TO HIS FRIEND. 843 00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:59,404 THE CHILD IS OBVIOUSLY NOT ALONE. 844 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:01,206 HE'S GOT A FRIEND? 845 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,540 MM-HMM. 846 00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:04,542 AND I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT HIM 847 00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:06,277 BECAUSE HE'S INVISIBLE AND I CAN'T SEE HIM. 848 00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:09,914 I HAD A LITTLE FRIEND WHEN I WAS GROWING UP. 849 00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:11,849 LITTLE BITTY THING. 850 00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:14,352 CAN'T REMEMBER HER NAME, 851 00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:19,357 BUT SHE LIVED IN MY EAR, AND SHE WORE A TUXEDO, 852 00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:23,861 AND SHE WHISPERED THINGS TO ME I NEVER KNEW ABOUT. 853 00:49:23,928 --> 00:49:26,297 SHE MADE ME FEEL SAFE. 854 00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:29,434 I COULDN'T HAVE SURVIVED WITHOUT HER. 855 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,369 DRUDELLA. 856 00:49:31,436 --> 00:49:32,903 YEAH. 857 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,040 THAT WAS HER NAME. 858 00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:39,410 EXCUSE ME! 859 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:42,513 DO I HAVE ANY APPOINTMENTS TODAY? 860 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:45,883 YOU CAN SEE THE HUDSON BROTHERS AT 10:00. 861 00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:47,685 IF YOU WANT TO DROP IN ON SPRINGER, 862 00:49:47,752 --> 00:49:50,855 HE'S INTERESTED IN THE COCKTAIL GLASSES AT THE MARCH 30th RATE. 863 00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:52,390 DID BOB MORRISON CALL? 864 00:49:52,457 --> 00:49:55,360 HE JUST CALLED. HE CAN MEET YOU AT THE WAREHOUSE AT 3:00. 865 00:49:55,426 --> 00:49:57,128 I HAVE TO PICK UP ALBERT AT 2:45. 866 00:49:57,195 --> 00:49:59,030 YOU CAN MAKE IT. 867 00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:00,898 I CAN'T. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PICK HIM UP. 868 00:50:00,965 --> 00:50:02,033 I GOT THE DENTIST AT 3:00. 869 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,601 TAKE HIM WITH YOU. 870 00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:06,404 I'LL PICK UP ALBERT IF YOU HAVE THE ROOT CANAL. 871 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:09,674 NO! SEE...I KNEW THIS WASN'T GOING TO WORK OUT. 872 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,409 THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK. 873 00:50:11,476 --> 00:50:13,778 I HAVEN'T HAD A CONVERSATION WITH A CHILD 874 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,213 SINCE I WAS A CHILD, 875 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,215 AND NOW I GOT ONE SITTING ON THE STEPS 876 00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:19,850 WAITING FOR ME TO PICK HIM UP AT 2:45. 877 00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:22,287 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 878 00:50:30,995 --> 00:50:33,131 [HORN SOUNDING] 879 00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:37,768 GODDAMN! 880 00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,904 GODDAMN! 881 00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:41,306 GODDAMN! 882 00:50:52,016 --> 00:50:53,984 MAYBE SHE'S NOT COMING. 883 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,453 Boy: LISTEN TO HIM. 884 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,654 SHE'LL COME. 885 00:50:58,189 --> 00:50:59,357 Boy: THERE'S NO ONE THERE. 886 00:50:59,424 --> 00:51:01,126 Albert: MAYBE SHE'LL NEVER COME. 887 00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:02,527 THIS KID'S REALLY NUTS. 888 00:51:02,593 --> 00:51:03,761 LET'S GO. 889 00:51:03,828 --> 00:51:05,096 SHE'LL BE MAD. 890 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,431 I DON'T CARE. 891 00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:08,299 HEY, WEIRDO, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 892 00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:11,369 Boy: HEY, ALBERT, WHO YOU TALKING TO? 893 00:51:12,837 --> 00:51:14,239 COME ON. 894 00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:18,976 Soundtrack: * ME AND MY SHADOW 895 00:51:19,043 --> 00:51:24,149 * STROLLING DOWN THE AVENUE 896 00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:29,587 * ME AND MY SHADOW 897 00:51:29,654 --> 00:51:31,922 * I NEED A FRIEND TO TELL MY TROUBLES TO * 898 00:51:31,989 --> 00:51:33,824 THAT'S A BIG TRUCK. 899 00:51:42,066 --> 00:51:43,901 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK! 900 00:51:43,968 --> 00:51:45,536 HEY, FISH FACE! 901 00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:52,510 [HORN HONKS] 902 00:51:52,577 --> 00:51:53,478 HEY, LOOK OUT! 903 00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:54,879 Cabbie: WATCH OUT, KID. 904 00:51:56,414 --> 00:51:58,015 WHY WASN'T SOMEBODY WATCHING HIM? 905 00:51:58,082 --> 00:51:59,950 WE CAN'T WATCH THEM EVERY MINUTE. 906 00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:01,819 WE'RE DOING THE BEST THAT WE CAN. 907 00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:03,554 THE PARENTS GOT TO ASSUME SOME RESPONSIBILITY, TOO. 908 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:05,055 YOU WERE LATE. YOU KNOW THAT. 909 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,024 WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME, 910 00:52:07,091 --> 00:52:08,926 I'M IRRESPONSIBLE BECAUSE I DON'T CONTROL THE TRAFFIC IN NEWARK? 911 00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:10,995 YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT EARLIER! 912 00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:12,530 HEY, YOU 2 KIDS. 913 00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:14,865 DID YOU SEE ALBERT? YOU KNOW, THE NEW STUDENT. 914 00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:16,201 DID YOU SEE HIM? 915 00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:17,702 HE WENT BACK TO LAS VEGAS. 916 00:52:17,768 --> 00:52:19,036 TALKING TO HIMSELF. 917 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:20,505 YOU COVER THE STREETS AND THE PARK. 918 00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:22,173 I'LL CHECK OUT THE YARD HERE. 919 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,041 DON'T WORRY. WE'LL FIND HIM. 920 00:52:24,108 --> 00:52:25,710 YOU 2 KIDS GO ON HOME. 921 00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:27,111 HEY, LADY! 922 00:52:27,178 --> 00:52:28,846 YOUR KID'S WEIRD. 923 00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:33,584 COME HERE. 924 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:37,722 YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD? 925 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:38,889 SURE. 926 00:52:38,956 --> 00:52:41,025 GO HOME AND LOOK AT YOUR MOTHERS! 927 00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:42,493 AAH! 928 00:53:13,891 --> 00:53:16,294 YOO HOO! 929 00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:21,766 EAT LEAD, MUTANT SCUM! 930 00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:23,634 AAH! 931 00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:31,809 I'M...DYING! 932 00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,611 HUH! 933 00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:47,925 AAH! 934 00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,528 AAH! HA HA HA! 935 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:55,366 Albert: WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO! 936 00:53:56,267 --> 00:53:57,802 [IMITATING MACHINE GUN FIRE] 937 00:53:57,868 --> 00:54:00,671 AAH! 938 00:54:02,039 --> 00:54:03,408 I GOT YOU! 939 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,414 AAH! 940 00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:49,687 [GROANS] 941 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,728 AAH! 942 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,404 ALBERT. 943 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:09,039 ALBERT! 944 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:12,009 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 945 00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:14,645 DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FOR YOU? 946 00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:15,646 COME ON! 947 00:55:17,281 --> 00:55:19,049 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 948 00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:21,051 DO YOU KNOW THAT THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS LOOKING FOR YOU? 949 00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:23,020 AND WHERE ARE YOU? LAYING HERE IN THE PARK TALKING TO YOURSELF. 950 00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:25,255 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DIRECTION YOU'RE GOING. 951 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,891 YOU LIVE THAT WAY. 952 00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:28,959 HEY! EXCUSE ME. I WAS HERE LOOKING FOR MY LOST SON. 953 00:55:29,026 --> 00:55:30,428 GET IN THE CAR. 954 00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,363 HE WAS LOST. HE'S JUST A LITTLE WHITE BOY, 955 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:34,231 DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING. 956 00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:35,900 HE'S TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY HOME. 957 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:37,234 AREN'T WE ALL? 958 00:55:37,301 --> 00:55:38,536 NO. WE ALL ARE NOT. 959 00:55:38,603 --> 00:55:40,538 I KNOW WHERE I LIVE. I LIVE THAT WAY. 960 00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:42,540 I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN WHERE I LIVED. 961 00:55:42,607 --> 00:55:44,542 PLEASE, SPARE ME ANY KIND OF PHILOSOPHY 962 00:55:44,609 --> 00:55:46,143 YOU GETTING READY TO THROW. 963 00:55:46,210 --> 00:55:47,778 HAKUNA MATATA. 964 00:55:52,617 --> 00:55:55,252 DISNEY CARTOONS EVERYWHERE YOU TURN. 965 00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:58,055 DISNEY, DISNEY, DISNEY. 966 00:55:58,122 --> 00:56:01,459 PEOPLE HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH THEMSELVES. 967 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:02,760 LIKE YOU. 968 00:56:02,827 --> 00:56:04,562 YOU KNOW HOW STRANGE YOU LOOK 969 00:56:04,629 --> 00:56:06,096 HAVING A CONVERSATION BY YOURSELF? 970 00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:07,565 I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THAT. 971 00:56:07,632 --> 00:56:09,600 IF I CAN'T SEE IT, IT DOESN'T EXIST. 972 00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:12,002 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC. 973 00:56:12,069 --> 00:56:13,237 YEAH, WELL... 974 00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:14,772 I DON'T. 975 00:56:14,839 --> 00:56:16,273 YOU KNOW WHY? 976 00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:18,008 BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, 977 00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:20,778 THEY USED TO HAVE THIS SHOW ON TV CALLED PETER PAN. 978 00:56:20,845 --> 00:56:23,047 HAD THIS GROWN WOMAN IN IT NAMED MARY MARTIN 979 00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:24,515 DRESSED UP LIKE A LITTLE BOY, 980 00:56:24,582 --> 00:56:26,584 WHICH I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET INTO NOW. 981 00:56:26,651 --> 00:56:28,919 SO THIS LITTLE FAIRY GETS SICK, RIGHT? 982 00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:30,521 TINKERBELL. SHE DRINKS THE POISON 983 00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:32,590 THAT CAPTAIN HOOK LEFT FOR PETER. 984 00:56:32,657 --> 00:56:34,759 YEAH. WHOEVER, WHATEVER. 985 00:56:34,825 --> 00:56:37,194 ANYWAY, THEY SAID, "WELL, IF YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC, 986 00:56:37,261 --> 00:56:40,731 "WHY, THEN, YOU JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS, AND SHE'LL GET BETTER. 987 00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:44,068 YEAH, IF YOU BELIEVE, CLAP YOUR HANDS, OOH! SHE'LL GET BETTER." 988 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,870 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: 989 00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:49,339 I DIDN'T BELIEVE, SO I DIDN'T CLAP MY HANDS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 990 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,941 SHE GOT BETTER ANYWAY, 991 00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:55,045 WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC. 992 00:56:55,112 --> 00:56:57,882 PEOPLE JUST TRY TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE IS. 993 00:56:57,948 --> 00:57:00,551 I WATCHED THAT VIDEO WITH MY MOM. 994 00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:02,953 WE ALWAYS CLAPPED OUR HANDS. 995 00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:07,558 YEAH, WELL... 996 00:57:19,804 --> 00:57:21,739 HA HA! YOU CAN'T BELIEVE-- 997 00:57:21,806 --> 00:57:23,908 I GOT CAUGHT IN A DETOUR. 998 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:26,611 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE TEARING UP ALLEN STREET. 999 00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:28,613 COME ON, HARRIET. NOBODY TAKES ALLEN STREET. 1000 00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:30,748 YOU TAKE ROSE, AND YOU CUT ACROSS THE 92. 1001 00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:32,950 SO YOU BROUGHT YOUR BODYGUARD, HUH? 1002 00:57:33,017 --> 00:57:34,418 ALBERT, MR. MORRISON. 1003 00:57:34,485 --> 00:57:35,820 HI. BOB. 1004 00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:38,422 COME ON. 1005 00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:40,658 I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS. 1006 00:57:50,367 --> 00:57:52,870 Harriet: ISN'T THIS GREAT? ISN'T THIS SPECTACULAR? 1007 00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:55,105 ISN'T IT EVERYTHING I SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE? 1008 00:57:55,172 --> 00:57:57,441 I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING. LOOK AT THIS PLACE! 1009 00:57:57,508 --> 00:57:59,409 AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S WONDERFUL ABOUT IT? 1010 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,146 IT HAS ITS OWN 2 TRUCKS. 1011 00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:05,415 ALBERT, DON'T BREAK ANYTHING. I DON'T OWN IT YET. 1012 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,451 AND LEAVE THAT CAT ALONE. 1013 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:10,755 BOB, SO, CAN YOU SEE WHAT I CAN DO HERE? 1014 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:13,123 YOU CAN MAKE A LOT OF SOUP. 1015 00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:16,293 BOB, I'M SERIOUS. 1016 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:17,762 I TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY, HARRIET. 1017 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,329 I ALWAYS DID. YOU KNOW THAT. 1018 00:58:19,396 --> 00:58:20,765 WELL, THEN, MAKE THE NUMBERS WORK. 1019 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,567 PUT IT TOGETHER, BOB, AND MAKE IT WORK. 1020 00:58:22,633 --> 00:58:25,202 Albert: WOW! 1021 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:36,847 Bogus: VANILLA. 1022 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:39,784 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1023 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,285 OH, UH... STRAWBERRY! 1024 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,687 STRAWBERRY? WHAT? 1025 00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:44,054 OK, STRAWBERRY. 1026 00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:45,089 STRAWBERRY. 1027 00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:46,824 AND CHOCOLATE. 1028 00:58:46,891 --> 00:58:48,292 CHOCOLATE. 1029 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:49,560 BANANAS. 1030 00:58:49,627 --> 00:58:52,763 * TUTTI-FRUTTI ONCE AND SPUMONI TWICE * 1031 00:58:52,830 --> 00:58:56,166 * BANANA SPLIT FOR MY BABY * 1032 00:58:56,233 --> 00:59:00,170 * AND A GLASS OF PLAIN WATER FOR ME * 1033 00:59:00,237 --> 00:59:03,941 * SPRAY THE WHIP CREAM FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR * 1034 00:59:04,008 --> 00:59:06,510 * PILE IT AS HIGH AS THE EIFFEL TOWER * 1035 00:59:06,577 --> 00:59:07,745 NUTS! 1036 00:59:07,812 --> 00:59:10,615 * LOAD IT WITH NUTS, ABOUT 16 TONS * 1037 00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:13,918 * TOP IT WITH A PIZZA JUST FOR FUN * 1038 00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:17,722 * BANANA SPLIT FOR MY BABY 1039 00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:21,325 * AND A GLASS OF PLAIN WATER FOR ME * 1040 00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:24,729 * BANANA SPLIT FOR MY BABY 1041 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:28,232 * AND A GLASS OF PLAIN WATER FOR ME * 1042 00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:31,702 WHY WRAP YOURSELF UP IN THIS PLACE? 1043 00:59:31,769 --> 00:59:33,170 IT'S LIKE A BIG TOMB. 1044 00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:35,940 ALL YOUR VITALITY, WHY DO YOU WANT TO BURY IT IN HERE? 1045 00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:37,608 WELL, BECAUSE THIS IS GOOD, BOB. 1046 00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:39,109 THIS IS A GOOD INVESTMENT. 1047 00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:41,011 I'LL DO MY BEST. 1048 00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:46,717 Bob: THAT LOOKS GOOD. 1049 00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,153 WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? 1050 00:59:49,219 --> 00:59:51,956 A BANANA SPLIT! 1051 00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:54,391 UH-HUH. 1052 00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:56,326 MAY I HAVE A TASTE? 1053 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:04,969 MMM! 1054 01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:06,536 THAT'S GOOD! 1055 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:09,406 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A BOY YOUR AGE. 1056 01:00:09,473 --> 01:00:13,010 I'M GIVING HIM A BIRTHDAY PARTY IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 1057 01:00:13,077 --> 01:00:14,378 LIKE TO COME? 1058 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,083 SURE. 1059 01:00:19,149 --> 01:00:20,484 GOOD! 1060 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,987 YOU LIKE A PARTY, DON'T YOU, HARRIET? 1061 01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:24,288 OH, YEAH! 1062 01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:25,990 GOT TO GO. 1063 01:00:26,056 --> 01:00:28,926 WAIT A MINUTE, BOB. THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 1064 01:00:28,993 --> 01:00:32,196 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. I'LL RUN SOME NUMBERS AND GET BACK TO YOU. 1065 01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:33,497 SO LONG, ALBERT. 1066 01:00:33,563 --> 01:00:35,065 DON'T GET NO TUMMY ACHE. 1067 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:39,737 SO LONG, BOB. 1068 01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:42,506 Harriet: RUN THE NUMBERS, BOB. 1069 01:00:42,572 --> 01:00:45,375 I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN, HARRIET. 1070 01:00:47,611 --> 01:00:49,513 ASK HER IF SHE WANTS A BANANA SPLIT. 1071 01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:50,881 SHE WON'T. 1072 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,418 SHE WON'T WHAT? 1073 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:56,020 NOTHING. 1074 01:00:56,086 --> 01:00:58,088 COME ON. 1075 01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:04,028 LISTEN, UH... THIS IS THE DEAL. 1076 01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:06,731 I BROUGHT HIM HERE TO SHOW HIM ALL OF THIS 1077 01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:09,033 BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO GIVE ME THE MONEY TO GET IT. 1078 01:01:09,099 --> 01:01:11,035 NOW BECAUSE OF YOU, WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY, 1079 01:01:11,101 --> 01:01:13,037 SO I WANT YOU TO TAKE BOB ASIDE, 1080 01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:15,039 AND I WANT YOU TO SAY, "BOB, 1081 01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:17,041 THIS INVESTMENT IS GREAT FOR YOUR BANK." 1082 01:01:17,107 --> 01:01:18,743 REPEAT THAT TO ME RIGHT NOW. 1083 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:21,345 Both: THIS INVESTMENT IS GREAT FOR YOUR BANK. 1084 01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:29,619 ALBERT, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1085 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,289 WHO DO YOU TALK TO ALL THE TIME? 1086 01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:34,992 BOGUS. 1087 01:01:35,059 --> 01:01:36,894 BOGUS. 1088 01:01:36,961 --> 01:01:40,731 AND, UH...WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND COME FROM? 1089 01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:44,168 FRANCE. HE'S FRENCH. 1090 01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:45,002 FRENCH. 1091 01:01:45,069 --> 01:01:46,070 OUI. 1092 01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:48,138 OUI. 1093 01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:50,074 LISTEN, ALBERT, I GOT TO TELL YOU. 1094 01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:52,076 I'D FEEL A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE 1095 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:54,111 IF YOU HAD SOME VISIBLE FRIENDS. 1096 01:01:54,178 --> 01:01:55,445 SEE, THEN I WOULDN'T CARE 1097 01:01:55,512 --> 01:01:58,582 IF THEY WERE FROM FRANCE OR GERMANY OR ETHIOPIA. 1098 01:01:58,648 --> 01:02:00,885 TELL HER ABOUT ETHIOPIA. 1099 01:02:00,951 --> 01:02:04,955 ETHIOPIA IS IN THE NORTHERN PART OF AFRICA. 1100 01:02:05,022 --> 01:02:07,758 CHILDREN IN ETHIOPIA ARE VERY HUNGRY. 1101 01:02:07,825 --> 01:02:11,028 THERE'S A DROUGHT THERE. THAT MEANS NO RAIN. 1102 01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:15,465 LIZA MINNELLI WENT THERE ONCE 1103 01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:17,367 WITH SHIRLEY MacLAINE. 1104 01:02:18,702 --> 01:02:21,338 MOM TOLD ME AUDREY HEPBURN MADE THEM COME. 1105 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:31,681 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT? 1106 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:35,052 I WROTE A REPORT. MY MOM HELPED ME. 1107 01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:40,057 YOU WANT A ROOT BEER? 1108 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:44,929 YOU KNOW, ALBERT, YOU'RE SO SMART. 1109 01:02:44,995 --> 01:02:47,497 I...I JUST DON'T THINK YOU NEED 1110 01:02:47,564 --> 01:02:49,133 THAT FRENCH GUY ANYMORE. 1111 01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:51,368 LET ME TAKE CARE OF HIM. 1112 01:02:55,772 --> 01:03:00,544 SAY THERE, MR. BOGUS, I DON'T THINK ALBERT-- 1113 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,512 Albert: THAT'S NOT WHERE HE IS. 1114 01:03:02,579 --> 01:03:04,014 HE'S NOT TEENY-TINY? 1115 01:03:04,081 --> 01:03:05,515 HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU ARE. 1116 01:03:05,582 --> 01:03:07,051 OH. 1117 01:03:09,954 --> 01:03:11,555 OH! HA HA! 1118 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:15,225 OF COURSE HE IS! LOOK AT HIM STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE. 1119 01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,727 LISTEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO BACK TO FRANCE. 1120 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:20,030 YOU KNOW, ALBERT DOESN'T REALLY NEED YOU ANYMORE. 1121 01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:24,534 I KNOW! NO, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT HAPPY HERE IN NEWARK. 1122 01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:27,671 YOU HATE NEWARK. I KNOW YOU DO. 1123 01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:29,840 OH. WELL, NO, YOU AGREE. 1124 01:03:29,907 --> 01:03:31,541 OF COURSE. 1125 01:03:31,608 --> 01:03:34,544 HA HA! THANK YOU. 1126 01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:37,547 WELL, IT'S BEEN REAL. 1127 01:03:37,614 --> 01:03:39,349 BYE-BYE NOW. 1128 01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:41,218 AU REVOIR. 1129 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:46,556 VOILA. HE'S GONE. 1130 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,894 YOU DIDN'T REALLY SEE HIM. 1131 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,361 OF COURSE I DID. 1132 01:03:51,428 --> 01:03:54,431 WHAT WAS HE WEARING? 1133 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:56,466 A COAT. 1134 01:03:57,968 --> 01:04:02,506 A BIG COAT. A BIG, FRENCH COAT. 1135 01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:06,410 WHAT COLOR WAS IT? 1136 01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:10,780 BROWN. HE WAS WEARING A BIG, FRENCH, BROWN COAT, 1137 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,816 AND HE SAID TO SAY GOOD-BYE, 1138 01:04:12,883 --> 01:04:16,086 SO WHY DON'T YOU FINISH YOUR SPAGHETTI, HAVE AN OREO COOKIE, 1139 01:04:16,153 --> 01:04:18,322 AND I'M GOING TO FINISH MY PHONE CALLS, OK? 1140 01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:21,325 SEE, WE'RE WORKING IT OUT, ALBERT. 1141 01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:26,163 [WHISPERING] Bogus. 1142 01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:33,904 Bogus. 1143 01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:36,640 BOGUS? 1144 01:04:41,745 --> 01:04:43,180 BOGUS? 1145 01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:46,917 BOGUS! 1146 01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:54,624 BOGUS, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW. 1147 01:04:54,691 --> 01:04:56,893 Bogus: RRRR... 1148 01:04:56,961 --> 01:04:58,628 [RAT-TAT-TAT] 1149 01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:00,130 OH! 1150 01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:03,333 WHERE WERE YOU? WHY DID YOU DISAPPEAR? 1151 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,434 SHE FOOLED YOU. 1152 01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:07,104 SHE FOOLED ME, TOO, FOR A MINUTE. 1153 01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:09,006 I THOUGHT I WAS GONE. 1154 01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:11,675 PENDENT UNE MINUTE, J'AI CRU QUE J'ETAIS PARTI. 1155 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:18,048 Albert: I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME AGAIN. 1156 01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:19,416 THAT'S AN ORDER. 1157 01:05:19,483 --> 01:05:21,118 OUI, MON GENERAL. 1158 01:05:21,185 --> 01:05:24,989 YOU'RE MY FRIEND, AND I WANT YOU TO ALWAYS BE MY FRIEND. 1159 01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:27,157 FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED ME. 1160 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:28,625 I'LL ALWAYS NEED YOU. 1161 01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:34,098 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. MY ONLY FRIEND. 1162 01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:36,166 YOU'RE MY MON AMI. 1163 01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:39,669 I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND. 1164 01:05:39,736 --> 01:05:42,672 I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE. 1165 01:05:42,739 --> 01:05:45,675 BETTER THAN ANYONE. 1166 01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:49,413 BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF. 1167 01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:57,421 [HUMMING] 1168 01:05:58,755 --> 01:06:01,558 [SINGING IN FRENCH] 1169 01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:27,284 [THE CONTINENTAL PLAYING] 1170 01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:25,109 Bogus, faintly: HELLO. 1171 01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:52,802 HELLO. 1172 01:07:52,869 --> 01:07:54,938 HARRIET? 1173 01:07:55,004 --> 01:07:56,806 HELLO? 1174 01:07:56,873 --> 01:07:58,375 HELLO. 1175 01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:02,646 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ME? 1176 01:08:02,712 --> 01:08:03,813 MMM... 1177 01:08:09,052 --> 01:08:09,986 [BLOWS] 1178 01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:11,388 HUH! 1179 01:08:16,893 --> 01:08:18,462 ALBERT? 1180 01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:40,184 Harriet: ALBERT, WERE YOU IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT? 1181 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:42,085 Albert: NO. 1182 01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:44,921 [TALKING ON RADIO] 1183 01:08:44,988 --> 01:08:46,423 [SHUTS OFF RADIO] 1184 01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:53,062 LET'S GO. 1185 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:54,731 UHH! 1186 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,745 UHH... 1187 01:09:28,932 --> 01:09:32,269 Woman: WORDS STARTING WITH "A." ANYBODY ELSE? 1188 01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:33,837 Girl: ARTICHOKE. 1189 01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:36,740 ARTICHOKE. WHAT A WONDERFUL WORD, ANGELA. 1190 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:39,142 THAT WILL BE FUN TO USE IN A SENTENCE. 1191 01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:41,144 I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO SPELL IT. 1192 01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:43,847 Angela: I KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT. 1193 01:09:43,913 --> 01:09:45,282 Boy: HOW ABOUT ALASKA? 1194 01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:48,117 GOOD, THOMAS. ALASKA'S A GOOD SUBJECT. 1195 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,853 IT'S OUR COUNTRY'S LARGEST STATE. 1196 01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:52,422 I KNOW THAT. 1197 01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:56,826 UH, WORDS BEGINNING WITH "B." 1198 01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:58,395 ALBERT? 1199 01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:01,331 BOGUS. 1200 01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:04,334 BOGUS. WELL, WHAT A GROWN-UP WORD. 1201 01:10:04,401 --> 01:10:06,970 CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS? 1202 01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:10,507 IT MEANS... 1203 01:10:10,574 --> 01:10:12,342 FRIEND. 1204 01:10:12,409 --> 01:10:14,177 I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT RIGHT, ALBERT. 1205 01:10:14,244 --> 01:10:15,479 BOGUS IS A WORD YOU'LL USE 1206 01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:16,980 WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE OLDER. 1207 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,282 IT MEANS FAKE. 1208 01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:20,317 SOMETHING THAT IS NOT REAL. 1209 01:10:20,384 --> 01:10:21,651 NO, BOGUS IS REAL. 1210 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:22,819 BOGUS IS NOT REAL. 1211 01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:25,322 THE WORD BOGUS MEANS JUST THE OPPOSITE OF REAL. 1212 01:10:25,389 --> 01:10:27,424 IT MEANS PRETENDING TO BE REAL. 1213 01:10:27,491 --> 01:10:30,527 SOMETHING NOT BEING WHAT IT SEEMS TO BE. 1214 01:10:30,594 --> 01:10:33,162 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU NOT CONFUSE THE MEANING OF WORDS. 1215 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,499 HA HA! 1216 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:37,867 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ALBERT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 1217 01:10:39,303 --> 01:10:42,171 MMM...NOTHING. 1218 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,840 WELL, NOW, THEN, ALBERT, 1219 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:46,576 CAN YOU TELL ME THE CORRECT MEANING OF THE WORD BOGUS? 1220 01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,848 IT MEANS... 1221 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,483 FRIEND. 1222 01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:56,953 NO, NO, NO! BOGUS MEANS FAKE! 1223 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:58,488 BOGUS IS NOT FAKE! 1224 01:10:58,555 --> 01:11:01,291 DON'T YOU SHOUT AT ME, YOUNG MAN! 1225 01:11:01,358 --> 01:11:03,360 NO, BOGUS IS REAL! HE'S ALWAYS BEEN REAL! 1226 01:11:03,427 --> 01:11:05,295 [CHILDREN GIGGLING] 1227 01:11:05,362 --> 01:11:07,063 ALL RIGHT. 1228 01:11:07,130 --> 01:11:08,365 ALL RIGHT, UM... 1229 01:11:08,432 --> 01:11:10,900 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER ON. 1230 01:11:10,967 --> 01:11:12,969 YOU CAN SIT DOWN. 1231 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:18,375 UM...WE'LL GO ON. 1232 01:11:18,442 --> 01:11:22,145 WORDS STARTING WITH THE LETTER "C." 1233 01:11:22,211 --> 01:11:23,580 Boy: OH, RIGHT HERE. 1234 01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:24,481 JEFFREY. 1235 01:11:24,548 --> 01:11:26,450 [DISHES CLANKING] 1236 01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:31,388 BOB MORRISON'S KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 1237 01:11:31,455 --> 01:11:34,424 UH-UH. TELL HIM I'M IN PHILADELPHIA. 1238 01:11:34,491 --> 01:11:37,093 OH, COME ON, HARRIET. IT WILL BE FUN. 1239 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,095 IT WILL BE GOOD FOR ALBERT. 1240 01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:40,597 HE'LL MEET OTHER KIDS. 1241 01:11:40,664 --> 01:11:42,599 WHAT SCARES YOU ABOUT A BIRTHDAY PARTY? 1242 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:44,100 [CRASH] 1243 01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:45,902 TAKE IT OUT OF MY PAYCHECK. 1244 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:47,404 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BEING SCARED? 1245 01:11:47,471 --> 01:11:49,105 I'M NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING. 1246 01:11:49,172 --> 01:11:50,874 THEN WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1247 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,108 Penny: HE'S 7. 1248 01:11:52,175 --> 01:11:55,144 7. HIS MOTHER DIED. HE LOVED HER. 1249 01:11:55,211 --> 01:11:56,413 HE'S GOT TO WORK IT OUT. 1250 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,415 I KNOW HE'S 7. I KNOW HIS MOTHER DIED. 1251 01:11:58,482 --> 01:12:00,417 I ALSO HAVE TO WORK IT OUT. 1252 01:12:00,484 --> 01:12:02,118 BUT YOU'RE NOT 7. 1253 01:12:02,185 --> 01:12:03,620 SOME PART OF ME IS 7! 1254 01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:05,922 LET THE PART THAT'S 7 BE FRIENDS WITH HIS 7. 1255 01:12:05,989 --> 01:12:08,425 WHAT ARE YOU, SIGMUND FREUD? STOP ANALYZING ME. 1256 01:12:08,492 --> 01:12:09,993 YOU ARE MY SECRETARY! 1257 01:12:13,196 --> 01:12:15,732 TAKE THE KID TO THE PARTY. 1258 01:12:23,573 --> 01:12:26,810 Man: ARE YOU READY FOR A SURPRISE? 1259 01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:28,512 Children: YEAH! 1260 01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:33,149 IT'S ME, DR. SURPRISE! 1261 01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:35,452 YAY! YAY! 1262 01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:40,123 DO YOU LIKE SURPRISES? 1263 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,191 YES! YES! 1264 01:12:42,258 --> 01:12:44,027 Bob: HARRIET, HARRIET, HARRIET. 1265 01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:45,995 HA HA HA! 1266 01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:47,296 HERE'S A PARTY HAT FOR YOU. 1267 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:48,465 I DON'T-- 1268 01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:50,834 UH, YES, HARRIET. YES, YES, YES. 1269 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:51,601 HEY, DOUG. 1270 01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:52,969 HI, BOB. HOW ARE YOU? 1271 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:56,473 LONG TIME NO SEE. HERE'S A HAT FOR YOU. 1272 01:12:56,540 --> 01:12:58,675 KID'S HAVING A GREAT TIME, HARRIET. 1273 01:12:58,742 --> 01:12:59,943 OH, YEAH. 1274 01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:00,977 HAVE SOME CAKE. 1275 01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,378 I DON'T-- 1276 01:13:02,446 --> 01:13:04,180 COME ON, HARRIET. HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE. 1277 01:13:04,247 --> 01:13:05,615 THIS IS A NICE HOUSE. 1278 01:13:05,682 --> 01:13:07,183 WELL, I GOT THE HOUSE. 1279 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:08,685 MY WIFE GOT THE MONEY. 1280 01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:11,488 YES. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 1281 01:13:11,555 --> 01:13:13,490 LISTEN, UM... ABOUT THE LOAN-- 1282 01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:15,191 IT'S A PARTY, HARRIET. 1283 01:13:15,258 --> 01:13:17,260 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 1284 01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:19,095 Children: YAY! 1285 01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:23,500 IS EVERYBODY HAVING FUN AT DOUGIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? 1286 01:13:23,567 --> 01:13:26,503 YEAH! YEAH! 1287 01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:29,205 AND NOW, I WANT YOU TO FEAST YOUR EYES 1288 01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:30,574 ON THE MAGIC CLOSET: 1289 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:34,644 DR. SURPRISE'S CABINET OF MYSTERY! 1290 01:13:34,711 --> 01:13:37,080 HA HA HA! HO HO! 1291 01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:41,785 THE ONE AND ONLY PLACE THAT'S GUARANTEED TO SHOW YOU 1292 01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:44,688 THINGS AS THEY REALLY ARE. 1293 01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,856 IT'S THE DOUBLE-DOOR TRICK. 1294 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:50,159 MAGIC WAND, OH, MAGIC WAND. 1295 01:13:50,226 --> 01:13:52,529 CHOOSE, MAGIC WAND... 1296 01:13:52,596 --> 01:13:57,233 THAT LOVELY LADY ACROSS THE LAWN! 1297 01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:59,235 PLEASE, COME UP AND HELP US. 1298 01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:00,670 YEAH, YOU. YES. 1299 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:03,039 NO. NO, THANK YOU. GET SOMEBODY ELSE. 1300 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:04,908 YOU'RE THE ONE. 1301 01:14:04,974 --> 01:14:07,811 NO, I'M NOT. JUST DO YOUR MAGIC TRICK. 1302 01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:10,680 ARE WE GOING TO LET THIS LADY 1303 01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:13,016 GET AWAY FROM THE MAGIC CLOSET? 1304 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:15,084 NO! NO! 1305 01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:19,455 THEN LET'S FIND OUT WHO SHE REALLY IS. 1306 01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:22,191 GO AND GET HER! HA HA HA! 1307 01:14:22,258 --> 01:14:24,327 NO! COME ON, NOW! 1308 01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:25,762 STOP! 1309 01:14:25,829 --> 01:14:27,096 HA HA HA! 1310 01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:29,766 HO HO HO! 1311 01:14:29,833 --> 01:14:31,067 Girl: OW! 1312 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:34,203 I'M SORRY. TELL HER I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HER. 1313 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,205 OK, KIDS, COME ON. BACK TO YOUR SEATS. 1314 01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:38,274 COME ON, RIGHT NOW. HURRY UP, EVERYONE. 1315 01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:39,509 CHOOSE ME, DR. SURPRISE. 1316 01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:41,711 I'LL DO IT. 1317 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:43,279 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, HARRIET? 1318 01:14:43,346 --> 01:14:45,048 I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY. 1319 01:14:45,114 --> 01:14:47,183 I SAID NO! 1320 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:49,586 Dr. Surprise: JUST SETTLE DOWN, KIDS. SETTLE DOWN. YES. 1321 01:14:49,653 --> 01:14:52,055 ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SURPRISE? 1322 01:14:52,121 --> 01:14:52,922 YES! YES! 1323 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:55,458 Woman: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 1324 01:14:55,525 --> 01:14:58,261 RIGHT INTO THE BOX, MY LITTLE CINNAMON BUN. 1325 01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:00,263 HERE IS THE BIG SURPRISE! 1326 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:02,699 ARE YOU READY IN THE CLOSET? 1327 01:15:02,766 --> 01:15:05,434 Woman: YES, I AM, DR. SURPRISE. 1328 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,136 HA HA HA! 1329 01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:08,872 SIM SOLA BIM! 1330 01:15:11,941 --> 01:15:15,444 HUH! MOMMA! WHERE'S MY MOMMA? 1331 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,013 [CRYING] 1332 01:15:18,314 --> 01:15:20,516 [ADDING MACHINE WHIRS] 1333 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:30,660 DR. SURPRISE ISN'T REALLY A VERY GOOD MAGICIAN. 1334 01:15:32,061 --> 01:15:33,797 NO, HE'S NOT. 1335 01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:53,750 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 1336 01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:57,486 I HOLD IT THIS WAY, 1337 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,422 AND YOU CAN'T SEE IT. 1338 01:15:59,488 --> 01:16:01,991 AND I DO THIS. SEE? 1339 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:04,994 AND IT DROPS DOWN HERE. SEE? 1340 01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:07,196 IT'S CALLED THE FRENCH PASS. 1341 01:16:07,263 --> 01:16:09,365 MORE FRENCH, HUH? 1342 01:16:09,432 --> 01:16:11,334 I'VE GOT A BETTER ONE. 1343 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,702 MR. ANTOINE TAUGHT ME. 1344 01:16:12,769 --> 01:16:15,271 HE'S THE BEST MAGICIAN IN LAS VEGAS. 1345 01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:19,676 LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW. 1346 01:16:19,743 --> 01:16:22,378 I HAVE THESE BILLS I HAVE TO PAY. 1347 01:16:22,445 --> 01:16:24,080 I JUST REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME. 1348 01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:44,533 [DOOR SLAMS] 1349 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,102 Albert: I HATE HER! 1350 01:16:46,169 --> 01:16:48,104 I HATE HER! 1351 01:16:51,808 --> 01:16:54,543 HE WANTS TO SHOW YOU A TRICK. THAT'S ALL. 1352 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,612 WHY YOU PUSH HIM AWAY? 1353 01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:03,052 AND NOW YOU FEEL SO BAD. 1354 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:08,624 HARRIET, WHY DO YOU WANT TO FEEL SO BAD? 1355 01:17:18,702 --> 01:17:20,369 [ADDING MACHINE WHIRS] 1356 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,101 WHAT IS THIS? 1357 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:57,173 BELASCO'S 12,456 PINK COASTERS. 1358 01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:02,746 I WILL BE SO GLAD WHEN I'M OUT OF THE COASTER BUSINESS. 1359 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:09,618 LET ME GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE. 1360 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,120 WHAT'S WRONG? 1361 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,056 BOB MORRISON CALLED THIS MORNING. 1362 01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:14,290 YEAH? 1363 01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,125 HE SAID THE BANK WON'T GIVE YOU THE LOAN. 1364 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:17,626 HE SAYS HE REALLY WISHES HE COULD, 1365 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:18,962 BUT HE DOESN'T THINK 1366 01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,797 HE CAN GET IT THROUGH THE LOAN COMMITTEE. 1367 01:18:20,864 --> 01:18:22,631 HE DOESN'T THINK HE CAN GET IT THROUGH? 1368 01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:24,133 GET HIM ON THE PHONE. 1369 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,335 HE'S OUT OF TOWN ALL DAY. YOU CAN'T REACH HIM. 1370 01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:27,636 HE GAVE ME HIS HOME NUMBER 1371 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,138 IN CASE YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM LATER. 1372 01:18:29,205 --> 01:18:30,840 I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM LATER. 1373 01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:32,641 I WANT TO SEE HIM FACE-TO-FACE TONIGHT. 1374 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,878 GET ON THE PHONE, AND TELL HIM I WANT TO SEE HIM TONIGHT. 1375 01:18:34,944 --> 01:18:36,445 WHAT ABOUT ALBERT? 1376 01:18:36,512 --> 01:18:38,815 I'LL GET THE LADY DOWNSTAIRS. SHE'LL BABYSIT. 1377 01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:40,950 SHE DOESN'T CHARGE FOR INVISIBLE FRIENDS. 1378 01:18:42,585 --> 01:18:44,653 Man: WHAT'S YOUR ORDER? 1379 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,155 2 MARTINIS. 1380 01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:47,656 2 MARTINIS. 1381 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:50,659 HARVEY, IT SEEMS THAT VETA IS HAVING 1382 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:52,361 A PARTY THIS AFTERNOON... 1383 01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:53,729 [MOVIE CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 1384 01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:00,403 [BLOWS] 1385 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:33,702 Bogus: OHH... 1386 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:36,205 IT'S A BAD IDEA, ALBERT. 1387 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,706 IT'S A BAD IDEA. 1388 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,408 YOU CAN'T STOP ME. 1389 01:19:39,475 --> 01:19:41,410 BUT IT'S TOO FAR. 1390 01:19:41,477 --> 01:19:43,679 IT'S ONLY 2 HOURS BY BUS. 1391 01:19:43,746 --> 01:19:46,415 I SAW IT IN AN AD. 1392 01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:48,384 OH, I DON'T LIKE THIS. 1393 01:19:55,491 --> 01:19:56,725 IT'S A BAD IDEA. 1394 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:58,294 DON'T FOLLOW ME. 1395 01:20:20,683 --> 01:20:23,586 [VOICE ON P.A. SYSTEM] 1396 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:43,940 DO YOU WANT TO GO TO ATLANTIC CITY? 1397 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,787 WELL, THANK YOU, HARVEY. 1398 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,489 I PREFER YOU, TOO. 1399 01:21:00,556 --> 01:21:01,991 HA HA HA! 1400 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:09,966 Harriet: HI. 1401 01:21:10,033 --> 01:21:12,501 HUH? OH, HI. 1402 01:21:12,568 --> 01:21:14,370 WHAT A LOVELY MOVIE. 1403 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,306 EVERYTHING OK? 1404 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:20,509 FINE. HE'S SUCH A GOOD LITTLE BOY. 1405 01:21:20,576 --> 01:21:21,810 IS HE ASLEEP? 1406 01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:24,313 NOT A SOUND. AT LEAST NOT NOW. 1407 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,815 HE WAS IN THERE TALKING TO SOMEBODY, 1408 01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:28,517 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1409 01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:30,319 YEAH. WHAT DO I OWE YOU? 1410 01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:33,322 UH, $4.00 AN HOUR, THAT WILL BE $18.00. 1411 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:34,823 OK. 1412 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,325 OH, THANK YOU. 1413 01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:38,327 YOU KNOW, WHEN MY DAUGHTER WAS SMALL, 1414 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:40,329 SHE USED TO TALK TO HERSELF ALL THE TIME. 1415 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,464 REALLY? 1416 01:21:41,530 --> 01:21:43,532 YEAH. I EVEN HAD TO SET AN EXTRA PLACE 1417 01:21:43,599 --> 01:21:44,833 FOR SOMEBODY NAMED TRINKET. 1418 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,402 HELL, THEY WERE REAL CLOSE. 1419 01:21:46,469 --> 01:21:47,336 GOOD NIGHT. 1420 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:48,571 GOOD NIGHT. 1421 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:10,426 ALBERT? 1422 01:22:17,466 --> 01:22:18,601 ALBERT? 1423 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,870 COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1424 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:23,939 COME ON, ALBERT, WHERE ARE YOU? 1425 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:27,610 ALBERT! 1426 01:22:35,484 --> 01:22:37,620 ALBERT? 1427 01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:50,299 DAMN! 1428 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:01,677 ALBERT! A BAD IDEA. 1429 01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:08,084 IT'S STILL A BAD IDEA! 1430 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:16,692 [MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY] 1431 01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:28,571 Bogus: AH, VOILA. 1432 01:23:28,637 --> 01:23:30,039 MERCI! 1433 01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:51,660 HI, GOMEZ. 1434 01:23:51,727 --> 01:23:52,961 IT'S ME, ALBERT. 1435 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:55,531 [CHIRPING] 1436 01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:00,035 [SCREECHES] 1437 01:24:00,103 --> 01:24:02,037 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 1438 01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:05,074 Albert: HI! 1439 01:24:06,008 --> 01:24:08,877 IT'S ME--ALBERT. 1440 01:24:08,944 --> 01:24:13,048 ALBERT! BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1441 01:24:13,116 --> 01:24:14,850 MON PETIT CHOU. MON PETIT CHOU. 1442 01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:16,219 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1443 01:24:16,285 --> 01:24:18,821 IT WILL NOT WORK. THEY WILL SEND YOU BACK. 1444 01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:20,689 NO, THEY WON'T. THEY LOVE ME. 1445 01:24:20,756 --> 01:24:21,990 OF COURSE WE LOVE YOU. 1446 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,559 BUT HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 1447 01:24:23,626 --> 01:24:24,993 ON THE BUS. 1448 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:27,696 ON THE BUS? WHO'D YOU COME WITH? 1449 01:24:27,763 --> 01:24:28,997 WHERE'S YOUR GODMOTHER? 1450 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,566 WHERE IS HARRIET? WHERE? 1451 01:24:32,668 --> 01:24:35,704 I RAN AWAY. I'M NEVER GOING BACK. 1452 01:24:35,771 --> 01:24:37,406 I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU. 1453 01:24:40,276 --> 01:24:43,011 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE DONE THIS, ALBERT. 1454 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:45,148 YOU ARE CRAZY! 1455 01:24:45,214 --> 01:24:47,015 I CAN DO THE EGG TRICK. 1456 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:49,051 I CAN DO THE DOUBLE DISAPPEAR. 1457 01:24:49,118 --> 01:24:50,619 Antoine: C'EST RIDICULE. 1458 01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:52,155 IL DOIT RETOURNER CHEZ SA TANTE, 1459 01:24:52,221 --> 01:24:53,522 ET LE PLUS TOT SERA LE MIEUX. 1460 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,591 NE SOIS PAS BETE, ANTOINE. 1461 01:24:55,658 --> 01:24:57,360 J'ESSAIE DE LUI DIRE QUE C'EST UNE MAUVAISE IDEE. 1462 01:24:57,426 --> 01:25:01,230 YOU CAN CUT ME IN HALF IF YOU WANT TO... 1463 01:25:01,297 --> 01:25:02,898 AND I CAN LEARN MORE. 1464 01:25:02,965 --> 01:25:04,967 I CAN DO THE EGG TRICK. 1465 01:25:05,033 --> 01:25:07,236 ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO. 1466 01:25:07,303 --> 01:25:08,571 QUIET DOWN, ALBERT. 1467 01:25:08,637 --> 01:25:10,539 YOU REST NOW, OK? 1468 01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,142 DOUCEMENT, DOUCEMENT. 1469 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:17,079 I TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, OK? 1470 01:25:17,146 --> 01:25:18,581 NOW REST. 1471 01:25:18,647 --> 01:25:20,749 REST. 1472 01:25:20,816 --> 01:25:26,389 AND LATER, WE WILL TAKE YOU FOR HOT CAKES, OK? 1473 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:29,258 BUT WE HAVE TO CALL YOUR GODMOTHER. 1474 01:25:29,325 --> 01:25:31,394 I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU. 1475 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,996 YOU CANNOT STAY WITH US. 1476 01:25:34,062 --> 01:25:35,598 IS IMPOSSIBLE. 1477 01:25:35,664 --> 01:25:38,467 BUT WE LOVE YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 1478 01:25:38,534 --> 01:25:40,769 MM-HMM, BUT IS IMPOSSIBLE. 1479 01:25:40,836 --> 01:25:42,638 NOW SLEEP. 1480 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,176 SLEEP. 1481 01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:50,913 OH, MAGIC...SLEEP. 1482 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:54,283 NOW, YOU SLEEP. 1483 01:25:54,350 --> 01:25:57,353 SLEEP. NO MORE TROUBLES. 1484 01:25:57,420 --> 01:26:00,556 JUST PEACEFUL SLEEP. 1485 01:26:00,623 --> 01:26:03,192 HUSH. 1486 01:26:03,259 --> 01:26:07,062 SLEEP. HUSH, HUSH. 1487 01:26:07,129 --> 01:26:09,665 HUSH. 1488 01:26:09,732 --> 01:26:13,469 FERMEZ LES YEUX. CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1489 01:26:13,536 --> 01:26:18,641 SHH. HUSH. 1490 01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:20,843 SLEEP. 1491 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,679 HUSH. 1492 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:33,756 [WHISTLING] 1493 01:26:33,822 --> 01:26:34,790 [SQUAWK] 1494 01:26:36,058 --> 01:26:37,560 [THUNDER] 1495 01:26:43,366 --> 01:26:44,700 Albert: BOGUS? 1496 01:26:46,502 --> 01:26:48,837 BOGUS? 1497 01:26:48,904 --> 01:26:50,706 I'M HERE. 1498 01:26:55,077 --> 01:26:56,879 I'M NOT GOING BACK. 1499 01:26:56,945 --> 01:26:58,747 SHH. 1500 01:27:00,015 --> 01:27:02,184 YES, YOU WILL. 1501 01:27:02,251 --> 01:27:03,852 YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG. 1502 01:27:03,919 --> 01:27:05,354 SHE COMES FOR YOU. 1503 01:27:05,421 --> 01:27:07,523 I WANT MY MOM. 1504 01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:09,325 I KNOW. 1505 01:27:09,392 --> 01:27:11,860 I WANT TO FIND HER. 1506 01:27:11,927 --> 01:27:14,129 I WANT TO GO TO YOUR WORLD. 1507 01:27:14,196 --> 01:27:17,132 BUT I'M NOT REAL. 1508 01:27:17,199 --> 01:27:20,669 I AM IMAGINATION. 1509 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:23,806 I AM...BOGUS. 1510 01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:28,477 I DON'T CARE. 1511 01:27:28,544 --> 01:27:31,013 I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. 1512 01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:33,181 TAKE ME TO WHERE YOU COME FROM. 1513 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:34,683 [SPUTTERING] 1514 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:38,521 IT'S NOT A REAL PLACE. IT'S DANGEROUS. 1515 01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:42,425 YOU GET LOST... AND NEVER COME BACK. 1516 01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:45,361 I'M GOING, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! 1517 01:27:45,428 --> 01:27:47,696 ALBERT! ALBERT, COME BACK! 1518 01:27:47,763 --> 01:27:50,999 ALBERT! ALBERT, ALBERT! 1519 01:27:51,066 --> 01:27:53,101 COME BACK! 1520 01:27:53,168 --> 01:27:54,570 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1521 01:27:57,773 --> 01:27:59,274 [APPLAUSE] 1522 01:28:17,793 --> 01:28:19,595 [LAUGHTER] 1523 01:28:22,431 --> 01:28:24,299 [APPLAUSE] 1524 01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:27,536 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1525 01:28:27,603 --> 01:28:30,539 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY... 1526 01:28:30,606 --> 01:28:32,741 THE GREAT ALBERTINI! 1527 01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:34,242 [APPLAUSE] 1528 01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:35,611 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1529 01:28:39,982 --> 01:28:41,384 [APPLAUSE] 1530 01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:52,327 [WHISTLING AND CHEERING] 1531 01:28:59,568 --> 01:29:03,806 WATCH, BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO CONFOUND YOU. 1532 01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:36,872 [CHEERING] 1533 01:29:45,581 --> 01:29:47,149 [WALTZ BEGINS PLAYING] 1534 01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:15,978 [APPLAUSE] 1535 01:30:23,218 --> 01:30:24,587 MOM? 1536 01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:29,424 MOM! 1537 01:30:36,231 --> 01:30:39,101 MOM! 1538 01:30:39,167 --> 01:30:40,603 [THUNDER] 1539 01:30:44,272 --> 01:30:45,874 MOM! 1540 01:30:45,941 --> 01:30:47,610 COME BACK! 1541 01:30:54,249 --> 01:30:56,619 Antoine: HE'S BEEN HERE SINCE WE CAME OFF THE STAGE. 1542 01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:57,886 Babette: HE'S ANYWAY TOTALLY EXHAUSTED. 1543 01:30:57,953 --> 01:30:59,287 Harriet: OF COURSE HE'S EXHAUSTED. 1544 01:30:59,354 --> 01:31:01,690 WHO THE HELL SELLS A BUS TICKET TO A LITTLE BOY? 1545 01:31:01,757 --> 01:31:03,358 AREN'T PEOPLE PAYING ATTENTION OUT THERE? 1546 01:31:03,425 --> 01:31:06,695 SHH. DON'T WAKE HIM. WATCH HIM TWITCH-- I THINK HE DREAMS. 1547 01:31:06,762 --> 01:31:07,863 THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE. 1548 01:31:07,930 --> 01:31:09,765 HOW COME A LITTLE BOY LIKE THAT 1549 01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:10,999 CAN RUN AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? 1550 01:31:11,066 --> 01:31:12,134 HE'S HOMESICK. 1551 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:13,368 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1552 01:31:13,435 --> 01:31:14,970 YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND 1553 01:31:15,037 --> 01:31:16,438 BECAUSE I'M HIS GODMOTHER. I'M TAKING HIM HOME. 1554 01:31:16,505 --> 01:31:17,806 WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT. 1555 01:31:17,873 --> 01:31:19,942 I DON'T RECALL GETTING ANY PHONE CALLS. 1556 01:31:20,008 --> 01:31:22,010 YOU GUYS NEVER EVEN CHECKED TO SEE WHERE THE HELL HE WAS. 1557 01:31:22,077 --> 01:31:22,745 WHAT ABOUT THE... 1558 01:31:22,811 --> 01:31:24,079 [ANTOINE SPEAKING FRENCH] 1559 01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:27,082 [SCREECH] 1560 01:31:48,537 --> 01:31:50,539 OK, LITTLE GUY. 1561 01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:53,809 UP WE GO. 1562 01:31:57,045 --> 01:31:58,947 ALL RIGHT. 1563 01:32:18,601 --> 01:32:20,736 OK. 1564 01:32:22,137 --> 01:32:23,839 WE'RE HOME. 1565 01:32:29,277 --> 01:32:31,179 NOW WE'LL GET INTO BED. 1566 01:32:31,246 --> 01:32:33,081 IT'LL BE GREAT. 1567 01:32:34,783 --> 01:32:38,020 OH, ALBERT, I KNOW WE GOT OFF TO A ROUGH START, 1568 01:32:38,086 --> 01:32:40,723 BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO UNDERSTAND 1569 01:32:40,789 --> 01:32:43,058 THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW. THIS IS YOUR HOME. 1570 01:32:43,125 --> 01:32:44,893 Harriet: YOU KNOW? 1571 01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:48,664 BUT, IT'S PROBABLY TOO LATE TO BE TALKING ABOUT THIS. 1572 01:32:48,731 --> 01:32:52,467 WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT OVER BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING. 1573 01:32:52,534 --> 01:32:57,673 YOU KNOW, I'LL MAKE YOU SOME FRENCH TOAST FROM SCRATCH 1574 01:32:57,740 --> 01:32:59,708 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU LIKE FRENCH STUFF. 1575 01:32:59,775 --> 01:33:03,846 AND MAYBE--MAYBE I CAN FIND SOME REAL SYRUP-- 1576 01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:06,181 YOU KNOW, THE KIND THEY HAVE FROM REAL TREES. 1577 01:33:06,248 --> 01:33:08,583 I'M SURE THEY MUST HAVE SOME SOMEWHERE. 1578 01:33:08,651 --> 01:33:10,919 YOU FEEL A LITTLE BIT COLD. 1579 01:33:10,986 --> 01:33:14,422 MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE YOU SOME SOUP, HUH? 1580 01:33:14,489 --> 01:33:15,924 HE DOESN'T NEED SOUP. 1581 01:33:15,991 --> 01:33:18,426 YEAH, I'LL MAKE YOU A LITTLE BIT OF SOUP. 1582 01:33:18,493 --> 01:33:21,096 YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM LOVED SOUP. 1583 01:33:21,163 --> 01:33:22,931 THERE YOU GO. 1584 01:33:22,998 --> 01:33:26,234 AND YOU? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND. 1585 01:33:26,301 --> 01:33:27,435 WHERE WERE YOU? 1586 01:33:27,502 --> 01:33:30,438 WHY WOULD YOU LET HIM GO TO ATLANTIC CITY LIKE THAT? 1587 01:33:30,505 --> 01:33:32,074 YOU'RE OK? GOOD. 1588 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:34,643 YOU KNOW, BOGUS, YOU OUGHT TO START DOING YOUR JOB. 1589 01:33:34,710 --> 01:33:36,444 I DO MY JOB? DO YOUR JOB. 1590 01:33:36,511 --> 01:33:39,447 YOU DON'T DO IT WELL ENOUGH AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 1591 01:33:39,514 --> 01:33:40,683 BECAUSE I DO MY JOB. 1592 01:33:40,749 --> 01:33:43,451 I DO THE BEST THAT I CAN. 1593 01:33:43,518 --> 01:33:46,989 WHAT MORE CAN I DO? 1594 01:33:47,055 --> 01:33:50,492 I GOT ALBERTITIS. I'M TALKING TO MYSELF. 1595 01:33:50,558 --> 01:33:53,128 NO. YOU ARE TALKING TO BOGUS. 1596 01:33:53,195 --> 01:33:54,863 I'M TALKING TO BOGUS? 1597 01:33:54,930 --> 01:33:58,166 BOGUS IS AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER ON SOME LITTLE BOY'S WALL. 1598 01:33:58,233 --> 01:33:59,902 YOU'RE NOT REAL. 1599 01:33:59,968 --> 01:34:02,470 NO. IT'S TIME TO SEE ME, HARRIET. 1600 01:34:02,537 --> 01:34:05,473 SEE YOU? I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 1601 01:34:05,540 --> 01:34:07,009 WHERE ARE YOU? 1602 01:34:07,075 --> 01:34:07,976 I'M HERE. 1603 01:34:08,043 --> 01:34:09,477 WHERE? 1604 01:34:09,544 --> 01:34:11,346 HERE, HARRIET. 1605 01:34:13,381 --> 01:34:15,217 JUST BEHIND YOU. 1606 01:34:16,384 --> 01:34:19,021 DON'T BE AFRAID. 1607 01:34:19,087 --> 01:34:21,323 TRY. 1608 01:34:21,389 --> 01:34:23,792 I'M HERE. 1609 01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:28,363 BELIEVE, HARRIET, AND YOU WILL SEE. 1610 01:34:30,565 --> 01:34:32,067 I'M WAITING. 1611 01:34:46,114 --> 01:34:47,182 AAH! 1612 01:34:47,249 --> 01:34:48,516 DON'T BE AFRAID! 1613 01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:50,185 STOP, HARRIET. DON'T BE AFRAID. 1614 01:34:50,252 --> 01:34:52,687 THERE'S A BIG WHITE MAN IN MY KITCHEN! 1615 01:34:52,755 --> 01:34:55,223 GET OUT OF HERE! GET AWAY FROM ME! 1616 01:34:55,290 --> 01:34:56,258 NO, NO, NO! 1617 01:34:56,324 --> 01:34:57,492 HARRIET! 1618 01:34:57,559 --> 01:35:00,128 I'M A PART OF YOU, HARRIET. 1619 01:35:00,195 --> 01:35:01,663 NO. GO AWAY. 1620 01:35:01,730 --> 01:35:04,199 YOU ARE SUCH A DIFFICULT WOMAN. 1621 01:35:04,266 --> 01:35:07,235 I SAID, GO AWAY. 1622 01:35:07,302 --> 01:35:09,371 HOW CAN I GO AWAY? 1623 01:35:09,437 --> 01:35:10,372 LIKE THIS. 1624 01:35:10,438 --> 01:35:11,539 OH! 1625 01:35:11,606 --> 01:35:13,708 OH, YOU WANT TO PLAY DIRTY? 1626 01:35:13,776 --> 01:35:14,709 [CRUNCHING SOUND] 1627 01:35:14,777 --> 01:35:16,211 OW! STOP THAT! 1628 01:35:16,278 --> 01:35:18,413 THAT HURT. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1629 01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:20,248 I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY. 1630 01:35:20,315 --> 01:35:21,583 YOU HAVE TO PLAY. 1631 01:35:21,649 --> 01:35:23,051 I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY WITH YOU! 1632 01:35:23,118 --> 01:35:24,920 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW THAT? 1633 01:35:24,987 --> 01:35:27,222 IF NOT FOR YOU, THIS LITTLE BOY WOULD BE FINE. 1634 01:35:27,289 --> 01:35:29,724 IT'S BETTER I'M HERE. YOU NEED ME, HARRIET. 1635 01:35:29,792 --> 01:35:31,093 OH, REALLY? 1636 01:35:31,159 --> 01:35:32,060 YEAH. 1637 01:35:32,127 --> 01:35:33,728 I NEED A BIG IMAGINARY FRENCHMAN 1638 01:35:33,796 --> 01:35:35,397 WHO COMES IN AND MESSES UP MY LIFE? 1639 01:35:35,463 --> 01:35:36,664 NO. THIS IS NUTS. 1640 01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:39,067 NO, IT'S NOT NUTS. IS IMAGINATION. 1641 01:35:39,134 --> 01:35:42,070 WHERE IS YOUR IMAGINATION, HARRIET? 1642 01:35:42,137 --> 01:35:46,074 MY IMAGINATION IS FINE. I SEE YOU, DON'T I? 1643 01:35:46,141 --> 01:35:48,576 OH, THERE IS MORE TO SEE. 1644 01:35:48,643 --> 01:35:51,579 OH, REALLY? OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 1645 01:35:51,646 --> 01:35:54,449 THAT'S RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, SO I SHOULD PLAY WITH THIS 1646 01:35:54,516 --> 01:35:55,918 BECAUSE REALLY WHAT YOU ARE 1647 01:35:55,984 --> 01:35:58,253 IS SOME LITTLE ACORN IN MY STOMACH 1648 01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:00,255 THAT I ATE FROM SOME DAMN DOUGHNUT. 1649 01:36:00,322 --> 01:36:01,256 SORT OF, YES. 1650 01:36:01,323 --> 01:36:02,925 AND THERE'S 3 OF YOU? 1651 01:36:02,991 --> 01:36:04,960 IS THERE A PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE? 1652 01:36:05,027 --> 01:36:05,760 YES. 1653 01:36:05,828 --> 01:36:07,095 OH, I SEE. OK. 1654 01:36:07,162 --> 01:36:08,496 SO AT THE END, YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME 1655 01:36:08,563 --> 01:36:09,932 HOW GOOD A PERSON I CAN BE, 1656 01:36:09,998 --> 01:36:11,633 AND IN THE BEGINNING, YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME 1657 01:36:11,699 --> 01:36:13,468 WHAT A SAD LITTLE GIRL I WAS, AREN'T YOU? 1658 01:36:13,535 --> 01:36:15,270 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME BACK 1659 01:36:15,337 --> 01:36:17,772 AND SHOW ME THE LITTLE HARRIET WHO USED TO SIT AROUND 1660 01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:20,275 AND WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO COME AND PLAY WITH HER 1661 01:36:20,342 --> 01:36:22,978 AND WAIT FOR MAIL FROM HER MOTHER, AND NOBODY EVER WROTE. 1662 01:36:23,045 --> 01:36:25,480 YOU GOING TO SIT AROUND, YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ME? 1663 01:36:27,382 --> 01:36:28,516 I UNDERSTAND. 1664 01:36:30,185 --> 01:36:32,287 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT. 1665 01:36:32,354 --> 01:36:33,621 REALLY? 1666 01:36:33,688 --> 01:36:35,257 YEAH. 1667 01:36:35,323 --> 01:36:36,992 WHERE WERE YOU? 1668 01:36:37,059 --> 01:36:39,494 WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU? 1669 01:36:39,561 --> 01:36:41,463 WHEN I WAS LITTLE? 1670 01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:43,165 I WAS THERE. 1671 01:36:43,231 --> 01:36:44,132 OH, YEAH? 1672 01:36:44,199 --> 01:36:45,300 YEAH. 1673 01:36:45,367 --> 01:36:46,734 RIGHT. 1674 01:36:46,801 --> 01:36:48,370 RIGHT. 1675 01:36:54,209 --> 01:36:56,478 THIS LITTLE BOY DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME. 1676 01:36:56,544 --> 01:36:58,546 OH, YEAH? NO. 1677 01:36:58,613 --> 01:37:02,250 HE WOULD LIKE THE HARRIET I SEE. 1678 01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:06,754 THE TRUE HARRIET. LA VRAIE. 1679 01:37:06,821 --> 01:37:09,324 THE ONE WHO IS GENTLE. 1680 01:37:09,391 --> 01:37:11,093 NOT AFRAID TO PLAY. 1681 01:37:11,159 --> 01:37:13,561 NOT AFRAID TO LOVE. 1682 01:37:15,430 --> 01:37:17,432 NOT AFRAID TO TRUST. 1683 01:37:25,773 --> 01:37:29,878 THE REAL HARRIET WOULD DANCE... 1684 01:37:29,945 --> 01:37:33,415 WITH A CLUMSY FRENCHMAN... IF HE ASKED HER? 1685 01:37:35,183 --> 01:37:37,585 [DANCING IN THE DARK PLAYING] 1686 01:38:09,551 --> 01:38:11,954 [DANCE MUSIC WITH LATIN RHYTHM PLAYING] 1687 01:38:15,457 --> 01:38:16,959 [APPLAUSE] 1688 01:38:37,145 --> 01:38:39,147 [MUSIC CHANGES TO JAZZ RHYTHM] 1689 01:38:43,751 --> 01:38:45,620 [THE CONTINENTAL PLAYING] 1690 01:39:13,315 --> 01:39:15,650 [BOGUS SINGING IN FRENCH] 1691 01:39:35,737 --> 01:39:37,705 [MUSIC CHANGES TO POLKA RHYTHM] 1692 01:39:46,548 --> 01:39:48,316 [APPLAUSE] 1693 01:39:54,389 --> 01:39:55,690 [LAUGHING] 1694 01:40:03,231 --> 01:40:06,534 Bogus: IT'S TIME TO BRING ALBERT BACK. 1695 01:40:06,601 --> 01:40:09,071 TELL HIM YOU SEE ME. 1696 01:40:49,944 --> 01:40:51,879 Harriet: ALBERT? 1697 01:40:51,946 --> 01:40:53,548 HEY, ALBERT? 1698 01:40:53,615 --> 01:40:55,550 I SAW HIM. 1699 01:40:55,617 --> 01:40:57,119 ALBERT? 1700 01:40:58,620 --> 01:40:59,787 ALBERT! 1701 01:41:11,533 --> 01:41:13,701 ALBERT! 1702 01:41:13,768 --> 01:41:14,902 ALBERT! 1703 01:41:14,969 --> 01:41:16,304 GOD. 1704 01:41:21,476 --> 01:41:22,744 ALBERT. 1705 01:41:22,810 --> 01:41:24,479 I'M COMING, BOY. 1706 01:41:50,004 --> 01:41:51,473 ALBERT? 1707 01:41:51,539 --> 01:41:52,474 ALBERT. 1708 01:41:56,010 --> 01:41:57,345 ALBERT? 1709 01:41:59,847 --> 01:42:01,616 COME ON, TAKE MY HAND. 1710 01:42:01,683 --> 01:42:03,117 COME ON. 1711 01:42:15,096 --> 01:42:16,664 Lorraine: ALBERT? 1712 01:42:16,731 --> 01:42:18,099 GO TO HARRIET. 1713 01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,634 COME ON, ALBERT. 1714 01:42:19,701 --> 01:42:21,403 I'M RIGHT HERE. 1715 01:42:22,770 --> 01:42:23,838 UGH! 1716 01:42:23,905 --> 01:42:25,039 ALBERT! 1717 01:42:25,106 --> 01:42:26,708 [GRUNTING] 1718 01:42:29,043 --> 01:42:31,145 Lorraine: YOU CAN DO IT. GO ON. 1719 01:42:31,213 --> 01:42:33,215 Harriet: THAT'S RIGHT. 1720 01:42:33,281 --> 01:42:34,982 THAT'S IT. 1721 01:42:35,049 --> 01:42:37,885 GO ON, ALBERT. TAKE HER HAND. REACH. 1722 01:42:37,952 --> 01:42:39,221 COME ON. 1723 01:42:39,287 --> 01:42:42,290 TAKE HER HAND. YOU CAN DO IT. 1724 01:42:42,357 --> 01:42:44,259 TAKE MY HAND. 1725 01:42:44,326 --> 01:42:45,727 COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT, ALBERT. 1726 01:42:45,793 --> 01:42:47,429 COME ON, ONE MORE STEP. COME ON. 1727 01:42:47,495 --> 01:42:48,696 [GRUNTS] 1728 01:42:48,763 --> 01:42:50,532 DON'T BE SCARED. 1729 01:42:50,598 --> 01:42:52,800 COME ON. YEAH. 1730 01:42:52,867 --> 01:42:54,669 ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOU. 1731 01:42:54,736 --> 01:42:56,538 COME ON, GIVE ME YOUR OTHER HAND. 1732 01:42:56,604 --> 01:42:57,572 OH, ALL RIGHT. 1733 01:42:57,639 --> 01:43:00,107 YEAH. YEAH. 1734 01:43:00,174 --> 01:43:02,009 OH, GOD. 1735 01:43:02,076 --> 01:43:04,011 OH, MY GOD. 1736 01:43:04,078 --> 01:43:05,947 OH. 1737 01:43:06,013 --> 01:43:08,516 OH. 1738 01:43:08,583 --> 01:43:10,585 OH. 1739 01:43:10,652 --> 01:43:11,919 OH. 1740 01:43:13,555 --> 01:43:14,889 [SOBBING] 1741 01:43:17,592 --> 01:43:18,760 OH. 1742 01:43:20,395 --> 01:43:23,831 LISTEN, THE NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO RUN AWAY, 1743 01:43:23,898 --> 01:43:26,801 DO IT ON THE GROUND, OK? 1744 01:43:26,868 --> 01:43:29,704 I DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY. 1745 01:43:29,771 --> 01:43:31,005 GOOD. 1746 01:43:31,072 --> 01:43:33,775 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO. 1747 01:43:39,080 --> 01:43:41,716 TELL HIM YOU WANT HIM HERE. 1748 01:43:41,783 --> 01:43:43,718 I WANT YOU HERE. 1749 01:43:43,785 --> 01:43:45,920 I NEED YOU. 1750 01:43:47,755 --> 01:43:50,057 I REALLY NEED YOU. 1751 01:43:50,124 --> 01:43:52,727 TELL HER YOU NEED HER, TOO. 1752 01:43:52,794 --> 01:43:54,296 I NEED YOU, TOO. 1753 01:43:55,797 --> 01:43:57,299 GOOD. 1754 01:43:57,365 --> 01:44:01,903 'CAUSE I WANT TO TRY TO MAKE US INTO A FAMILY, OK? 1755 01:44:01,969 --> 01:44:04,472 TELL HER YOU WANT THAT, TOO. 1756 01:44:06,308 --> 01:44:07,942 ME, TOO. 1757 01:44:10,278 --> 01:44:12,947 Bogus: I'LL TRY TO BE A GOOD MOTHER. 1758 01:44:13,014 --> 01:44:14,549 THAT'S PUSHING IT. 1759 01:44:14,616 --> 01:44:16,250 I'LL TRY. 1760 01:44:16,318 --> 01:44:18,320 YOU HUNGRY? 1761 01:44:20,154 --> 01:44:21,689 UH-HUH. 1762 01:44:21,756 --> 01:44:22,924 GOOD. 1763 01:44:22,990 --> 01:44:24,992 AND NOW THE SOUP. 1764 01:44:26,328 --> 01:44:27,662 COME ON. 1765 01:44:29,163 --> 01:44:31,366 Harriet: YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM DID THIS TO ME ONCE. 1766 01:44:31,433 --> 01:44:32,934 Albert: MY MOM RAN AWAY? 1767 01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:34,802 Harriet: YEAH. SHE USED TO RUN AWAY ALL THE TIME. 1768 01:44:34,869 --> 01:44:35,837 Albert: REALLY? 1769 01:45:28,289 --> 01:45:29,724 COME ON, ALBERT. 1770 01:45:29,791 --> 01:45:32,059 LET'S GO. 1771 01:45:32,126 --> 01:45:33,395 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1772 01:45:33,461 --> 01:45:35,196 YOU CAN'T RUN THROUGH A GRAVEYARD. 1773 01:45:35,262 --> 01:45:36,564 STOP, BOY, STOP! 1774 01:45:36,631 --> 01:45:37,599 POW! 1775 01:45:37,665 --> 01:45:39,033 GOT YOU. 1776 01:45:39,100 --> 01:45:43,705 I TRIED TO BE NICE, ALBERT, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN. 1777 01:45:43,771 --> 01:45:45,039 [ALBERT MAKES SHOOTING SOUNDS] 1778 01:45:45,106 --> 01:45:46,408 GOT YOU. 1779 01:45:46,474 --> 01:45:48,876 OH. I THINK YOU GOT ME THROUGH THE HEART. 1780 01:45:48,943 --> 01:45:51,245 Albert: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, HARRIET! 1781 01:45:51,312 --> 01:45:52,547 ALBERT, SLOW DOWN! 1782 01:45:52,614 --> 01:45:55,683 Albert: COME ON, HARRIET! 1783 01:45:55,750 --> 01:45:57,118 AU REVOIR. 1784 01:45:59,320 --> 01:46:01,255 WELL, IT'S FUNNY. 1785 01:46:01,322 --> 01:46:03,891 WHEN THEY NEED US, WE ARE THERE. 1786 01:46:03,958 --> 01:46:07,261 BIG "HELLO," BIG "LET'S BE FRIENDS 1787 01:46:07,328 --> 01:46:10,765 THAT NEVER PARTS FOREVER AND FOREVER." 1788 01:46:10,832 --> 01:46:16,103 BUT WHEN IT'S DONE... POOF! WE DISAPPEAR. 1789 01:46:16,170 --> 01:46:18,205 THEY NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE. 1790 01:46:18,272 --> 01:46:20,675 THEY NEVER SEE US GO. 1791 01:46:20,742 --> 01:46:24,779 OH, SOMETIMES THEY REMEMBER US...LATER. 1792 01:46:24,846 --> 01:46:26,581 MAYBE NOT. 1793 01:46:26,648 --> 01:46:30,017 BUT...I CANNOT COMPLAIN. 1794 01:46:30,084 --> 01:46:33,287 IT'S MY JOB, YOU KNOW. 1795 01:46:33,354 --> 01:46:34,656 [SOUND OF JET OVERHEAD] 1796 01:46:40,194 --> 01:46:41,663 WHOO! 1797 01:46:47,201 --> 01:46:49,303 OH, BY THE WAY... 1798 01:46:49,370 --> 01:46:53,675 IF YOU NEED ME, I AM AVAILABLE, HMM? 1799 01:46:56,010 --> 01:47:01,115 * ANYONE CAN SEE WE'RE GOOD TOGETHER * 1800 01:47:01,182 --> 01:47:05,753 * WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH 1801 01:47:05,820 --> 01:47:11,258 * EVERYTHING WE DO, WE DO TOGETHER * 1802 01:47:11,325 --> 01:47:14,328 * WHEN YOU ITCH, I SCRATCH * 1803 01:47:14,395 --> 01:47:18,065 * YOU KNOW WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS * 1804 01:47:18,132 --> 01:47:20,602 * IN RICHES OR IN RAGS 1805 01:47:20,668 --> 01:47:23,705 * YOU HAVE MY GUARANTEE 1806 01:47:23,771 --> 01:47:27,241 * AND IF YOU TAKE A TRIP 1807 01:47:27,308 --> 01:47:31,846 * WHO'S CARRYING YOUR BAGS? YOU'LL SEE * 1808 01:47:31,913 --> 01:47:34,649 * IT'S ME 1809 01:47:34,716 --> 01:47:39,787 * AND WHEN IT COMES TO TRIED AND TRUE COMPANIONS * 1810 01:47:39,854 --> 01:47:42,690 * WE'RE THE BEST OF ALL 1811 01:47:44,626 --> 01:47:49,430 * NOTHING IN THE WORLD CAN SEPARATE US * 1812 01:47:49,497 --> 01:47:52,700 * WHEN YOU SLIP, I FALL * 1813 01:47:52,767 --> 01:47:58,372 * WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT EACH OTHER * 1814 01:47:58,439 --> 01:48:02,443 * OH, WHEN YOU SLEEP, I SNORE * 1815 01:48:02,510 --> 01:48:08,816 * AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE BEST OF FRIENDS ARE FOR... * 1816 01:48:18,593 --> 01:48:22,196 * ...WE'RE A GREAT DUET 1817 01:48:22,263 --> 01:48:27,769 * MASTERS OF THE ANCIENT ART OF TEAMWORK * 1818 01:48:27,835 --> 01:48:31,438 * WHEN YOU'RE HOT, I SWEAT * 1819 01:48:31,505 --> 01:48:34,275 * YOU READ ME LIKE A BOOK 1820 01:48:34,341 --> 01:48:36,544 * I KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU TICK * 1821 01:48:36,611 --> 01:48:40,214 * WE'RE SOUL MATES THROUGH AND THROUGH * 1822 01:48:40,281 --> 01:48:43,685 * NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO 1823 01:48:43,751 --> 01:48:48,189 * I PROMISE THAT I'LL STICK LIKE GLUE * 1824 01:48:48,255 --> 01:48:50,992 * TO YOU 1825 01:48:51,058 --> 01:48:56,463 * YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A PAIR OF KINDRED SPIRITS * 1826 01:48:56,530 --> 01:48:59,000 * ONLY WAY TO FLY 1827 01:49:00,902 --> 01:49:06,273 * PARTNERS WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP EACH OTHER * 1828 01:49:06,340 --> 01:49:09,744 * WHEN YOU WASH, I DRY * 1829 01:49:09,811 --> 01:49:15,316 * KNOW THAT WE CAN'T DO WITHOUT US * 1830 01:49:15,382 --> 01:49:19,186 * NOW AND FOREVERMORE 1831 01:49:19,253 --> 01:49:26,260 * AND THAT'S WHAT THE VERY BEST OF FRIENDS ARE FOR... * 1832 01:50:05,299 --> 01:50:10,237 * LOOKIN' AT A PAIR OF KINDRED SPIRITS * 1833 01:50:10,304 --> 01:50:14,642 * ONLY WAY TO FLY 1834 01:50:14,709 --> 01:50:19,714 * PARTNERS WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP EACH OTHER * 1835 01:50:19,781 --> 01:50:23,217 * WHEN YOU WASH, I DRY * 1836 01:50:23,284 --> 01:50:28,555 * WE KNOW THAT WE CAN'T DO WITHOUT US * 1837 01:50:28,622 --> 01:50:32,960 * NOW AND FOREVERMORE 1838 01:50:33,027 --> 01:50:37,899 * AND NO MATTER WHAT THE JOURNEY'S ENDS ARE * 1839 01:50:37,965 --> 01:50:42,937 * HOW DIFFICULT THE RIVER'S BENDS ARE * 1840 01:50:43,004 --> 01:50:49,677 * THAT'S WHAT THE VERY BEST OF FRIENDS ARE FOR * 1841 01:50:52,113 --> 01:50:55,049 * FRIENDS WILL LOAN YOU MONEY * 1842 01:50:55,116 --> 01:50:58,820 * YEAH, AND MAKE YOUR LITTLE DARK TIMES SUNNY * 1843 01:50:58,886 --> 01:51:01,956 * THEY SURE WILL 1844 01:51:02,023 --> 01:51:08,562 * THAT'S WHAT THE VERY BEST OF FRIENDS ARE FOR * 1845 01:51:08,629 --> 01:51:10,798 * YEAH 1846 01:51:10,865 --> 01:51:13,735 * THEY AIN'T GONNA LEAVE YOU ON NO SINKIN' SHIP * 1847 01:51:13,801 --> 01:51:17,204 * THAT'S THE THING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP * 1848 01:51:17,271 --> 01:51:19,406 * MMM 115782