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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,015 --> 00:00:31,857 BETTER THINGS 2 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:22,128 - I'm getting the worst hands. - Me, too. 3 00:03:22,212 --> 00:03:25,424 Don't say those words. The P.C. police might show up 4 00:03:25,508 --> 00:03:30,681 and arrest me for playing cards alone with you three gorgeous women. 5 00:03:32,058 --> 00:03:34,437 I think all this Me Too stuff is good. 6 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,482 Seeing all those horrible men being taken down. 7 00:03:37,566 --> 00:03:40,653 Lord knows I wish my daddy would be around to get his reckoning. 8 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:43,073 Oh, things used to be so different. 9 00:03:43,157 --> 00:03:46,494 I'd probably be in prison for ten life sentences. 10 00:03:48,873 --> 00:03:53,337 Kidding ! Just kidding ! I can't even joke anymore ? 11 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:57,968 Whenever a man would pinch my behind, I took it as a compliment. 12 00:03:58,052 --> 00:04:00,263 And I would pinch him right back. 13 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:06,229 My sexuality was my greatest asset. 14 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,566 I didn't have higher education. I couldn't type. 15 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,528 And yet I got hired for every job I ever applied to, 16 00:04:11,612 --> 00:04:14,741 and I knew it was because of the way I looked. 17 00:04:16,285 --> 00:04:19,539 - Hi ! - Hi ! 18 00:04:24,212 --> 00:04:26,632 - Phil ? - What ? 19 00:04:26,715 --> 00:04:30,930 It's today. We're not putting it off anymore. 20 00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:32,765 Give me your spit. 21 00:04:32,849 --> 00:04:35,895 - What is it ? - I think it's a DNA test. 22 00:04:35,978 --> 00:04:41,152 No, I don't want to. And the advances of my co-workers were just part of it. 23 00:04:41,319 --> 00:04:43,363 - Part of what ? - Not your business. 24 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:46,492 Okay. That's fine. Let's go. Come on. 25 00:04:46,659 --> 00:04:49,204 Let's just do it today. You guys don't mind for one sec ? 26 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:51,582 She promised me she would do this. Spit in here. 27 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:54,086 - Stop it ! - Spit in here, it'll be fun. 28 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:58,300 No ! It does not sound fun to me. 29 00:04:58,383 --> 00:05:01,471 I have no interest in some Irish third cousin I've never heard of 30 00:05:01,554 --> 00:05:03,473 tracking me down, trying to get money out of me. 31 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,060 This is so annoying, you said you would do this. 32 00:05:06,227 --> 00:05:07,813 - I'm not going to do it. - You're gonna do it. 33 00:05:07,896 --> 00:05:09,565 - I'm not going to do it. - I'm gonna get you. 34 00:05:09,648 --> 00:05:12,068 - You're not. - Goddamn it, Phil. 35 00:05:12,152 --> 00:05:14,321 - Phil. Stay. - No ! 36 00:05:14,405 --> 00:05:17,826 - Phil... Stop it ! - I'm not going to do it. 37 00:05:17,910 --> 00:05:20,789 Phil, you want me to chase you ? I will chase you. 38 00:05:20,872 --> 00:05:24,335 - You'll never catch me. - You're not... Phyllis ! Phil, you... 39 00:05:24,418 --> 00:05:26,004 - Mom ! - No ! 40 00:05:26,087 --> 00:05:28,257 - Phyllis ! - I won't. 41 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:31,470 This is silly. You are such a child. 42 00:05:31,637 --> 00:05:34,599 - Phil ! Goddamn it. - I'm not going. 43 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:38,646 Fine. I'm not letting you through. No. Mom. 44 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,190 I'm taking you down. 45 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,902 Mom, give me your spit. 46 00:05:43,069 --> 00:05:44,946 - Stop. - What ? 47 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:46,949 Spit. 48 00:05:47,032 --> 00:05:50,537 Not just one spit, you got to fill the phone vial. 49 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:56,337 - Jesus, I may puke. - I may puke. 50 00:05:56,503 --> 00:05:58,214 Just do it. 51 00:06:06,475 --> 00:06:09,354 There, go away, for God's sake. 52 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:15,112 Jesus. I better be Samoan or something cool worth doing this for. 53 00:06:15,195 --> 00:06:16,781 - Bye. - Bye. 54 00:06:16,948 --> 00:06:20,870 Hey, Sam. What do you call Jewish girls that won't give blow jobs ? 55 00:06:21,037 --> 00:06:24,458 Married. Ha ! Good one, Hal. 56 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:29,089 - See ? She doesn't mind. - Oh, my God. 57 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,551 You're a dirty old man. 58 00:06:31,634 --> 00:06:33,512 I like it. 59 00:06:39,186 --> 00:06:41,314 After seeing three other doctors, 60 00:06:41,397 --> 00:06:45,904 only Dr. Ballinger was able to make me pain-free again. 61 00:06:45,987 --> 00:06:48,490 Dr. Ballinger is a miracle worker. 62 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,250 Thank you. 63 00:07:04,679 --> 00:07:06,640 What are you in for ? 64 00:07:06,723 --> 00:07:09,686 Eh, wear and tear. 65 00:07:10,395 --> 00:07:13,608 - I don't got a good story. - Same. 66 00:07:13,691 --> 00:07:15,944 When did your hands start to go bad ? 67 00:07:16,028 --> 00:07:20,701 When I was about 78 to 79, not too long ago. 68 00:07:22,328 --> 00:07:25,290 So, what should we do ? 69 00:07:25,707 --> 00:07:30,088 Oh, man. I think I'm a little emotional. 70 00:07:30,172 --> 00:07:33,301 It took me six months to get this appointment. 71 00:07:33,384 --> 00:07:36,847 - Why'd you wait so long ? - Because you... 72 00:07:37,974 --> 00:07:42,397 Anyway, I'm here now, so I will do whatever it takes. 73 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,441 I know you're the miracle worker. 74 00:07:44,524 --> 00:07:49,364 Whatever you want to do P.T., O.T, supplements, steroids. 75 00:07:49,448 --> 00:07:53,954 Well, this side is mild to moderate. 76 00:07:54,621 --> 00:07:57,375 And this is moderate to severe. 77 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:04,718 Your hands are much older than you are. 78 00:08:06,179 --> 00:08:08,891 - May I touch you ? - Yeah. 79 00:08:10,268 --> 00:08:12,354 - This hurt ? - Yeah. 80 00:08:14,857 --> 00:08:18,487 - How about this ? - Yeah. 81 00:08:21,491 --> 00:08:25,413 Yep. Your muscles have atrophied. 82 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:29,752 Jesus ! Well, what about physical therapy ? 83 00:08:29,919 --> 00:08:34,342 Won't help. Listen, I'm a surgeon, I would love to go in there and cut, 84 00:08:34,425 --> 00:08:36,887 but your hand could wind up like this. 85 00:08:37,054 --> 00:08:40,350 Well, what about all the patient testimonials in the waiting room ? 86 00:08:40,433 --> 00:08:43,145 How am I supposed to function without opposable thumbs ? 87 00:08:43,312 --> 00:08:47,568 I'm sorry, Sam. The technology just isn't here for what you've got, yet. 88 00:08:47,651 --> 00:08:50,614 You are a lot younger than your hands. 89 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:56,705 Jesus. That's the first time in forever anyone ever said I was young. 90 00:08:56,789 --> 00:08:59,083 This blows dead donkey dicks. 91 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:01,962 Well, you don't need hands for that. 92 00:09:03,464 --> 00:09:05,843 It's true. 93 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:11,433 Yello ? 94 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:15,564 Sam, quick thought. I spoke with my producers, and we want to move you up. 95 00:09:15,648 --> 00:09:17,150 Oh, wow. Really ? 96 00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:21,364 Yeah, I can't stop thinking about you. And then I started thinking about me. 97 00:09:21,447 --> 00:09:24,952 I just got tired of being some gun for hire, you know ? 98 00:09:25,035 --> 00:09:28,623 Fuck, I'm gonna be 30 in five minutes. 99 00:09:28,707 --> 00:09:31,586 - Yeah. - You need to prepare yourself, Sam. 100 00:09:31,669 --> 00:09:34,965 You're gonna wake up and be 50, and then what are you gonna do ? 101 00:09:35,049 --> 00:09:38,929 Well, I hadn't actually thought about that. 102 00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:42,350 You need to have something of your own, right ? 103 00:09:42,434 --> 00:09:45,855 Because if we don't come up with it, then nobody else is gonna do it. 104 00:09:46,022 --> 00:09:48,859 Yeah. Fuck yeah. 105 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:52,322 And I'm aware of the irony here, that technically you're my hired gun. 106 00:09:52,406 --> 00:09:54,951 That's okay. I'm okay with the irony. 107 00:09:55,034 --> 00:09:59,457 But I really want you to make this your own thing. I think you are brilliant, 108 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:04,213 and I want that Sam Fox brilliant brain splattered all over my show. 109 00:10:04,297 --> 00:10:06,758 That is cool. 110 00:10:06,842 --> 00:10:10,638 Can you say how brilliant you think I am to my daughters ? 111 00:10:10,805 --> 00:10:13,142 See ? Fucking hilarious ! 112 00:10:13,309 --> 00:10:15,645 I am so excited. I discovered you. 113 00:10:15,729 --> 00:10:19,025 I want everybody to know that you never existed before this moment. 114 00:10:19,108 --> 00:10:21,904 It's gonna be amazing. Think of some ideas, and then we'll chat. 115 00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:26,034 I cannot even begin to tell you how excited I am about this. 116 00:11:00,748 --> 00:11:02,751 Okay. 117 00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:07,590 Okay, boy. Okay, boy. 118 00:11:08,425 --> 00:11:10,553 Okay, boy. 119 00:11:11,721 --> 00:11:15,434 Gonna get somebody to... 120 00:11:16,686 --> 00:11:19,106 - Is it gone ? - Nope. 121 00:11:19,189 --> 00:11:23,362 - Why isn't it leaving ? - It's probably just scared. 122 00:11:25,657 --> 00:11:28,535 Maybe it got a letter from Hogwarts. 123 00:11:28,702 --> 00:11:31,957 Mom, this is serious. An owl in the house is bad luck. 124 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,168 Don't say that ! 125 00:11:34,335 --> 00:11:37,381 So, owls have traditionally seen as a harbinger of death, 126 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,844 but they can also be a sign of change and fertility. 127 00:11:40,927 --> 00:11:42,179 So which is it ? 128 00:11:43,472 --> 00:11:45,225 We should take the snake out. 129 00:11:45,392 --> 00:11:48,479 - Owls eat snakes, shit licker. - Not baby ones. 130 00:11:48,562 --> 00:11:52,943 - So you want to murder a baby owl ? - No. That ain't no baby owl. 131 00:11:53,027 --> 00:11:56,490 - No, I just want to scare it off. - You want me to go get my dad ? 132 00:11:56,573 --> 00:11:58,409 I'm gonna go get my dad. 133 00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:13,429 Did she just go in there ? 134 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:22,316 Why do you have a penis on the wall ? 135 00:12:22,483 --> 00:12:25,863 - We have a lot of penises on the wall. - We've lots of penises on the wall. 136 00:12:27,866 --> 00:12:33,790 We should really take the penises off the wall. It's not good with company. 137 00:12:34,207 --> 00:12:36,836 Hi, I'm Duke. 138 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,815 I promise I'll be careful, 139 00:12:52,816 --> 00:12:55,945 if you promise not to peck my eyes out. 140 00:13:09,672 --> 00:13:11,883 Take the penises off the wall. 141 00:13:21,855 --> 00:13:25,777 - Cool. - Oh, my gosh. Look at its little beak. 142 00:13:27,696 --> 00:13:28,906 - What ? - You don't touch it. 143 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:33,371 With the finger oil, his mother may kill him or not come back or something. 144 00:13:33,538 --> 00:13:37,126 Mom, that's a myth. You just want to be careful, you don't want to hurt it. 145 00:13:43,885 --> 00:13:46,806 Oh, my God. Be careful. 146 00:13:46,889 --> 00:13:48,892 So soft. 147 00:13:50,018 --> 00:13:54,441 Little guy, we got to get you back where you belong. 148 00:13:54,524 --> 00:13:59,489 I got to, like, call animal control or something. 149 00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:01,826 - We should name it first. - What's his name ? 150 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:05,372 - Edwin. - Oh, my God. It's perfect. 151 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,960 Edwin, oh, my God. 152 00:14:09,127 --> 00:14:11,965 - The softest thing in the world. - Okay, let's get him to... because... 153 00:14:12,048 --> 00:14:14,635 - Be careful, be careful, be careful. - I got it. 154 00:14:14,718 --> 00:14:17,096 - Oh, my God. - You're, like, his mommy. 155 00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:23,230 - Hi, José. - Hey. Hi, Sam. 156 00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:24,774 Hi. 157 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,903 Everything okay ? 158 00:14:27,986 --> 00:14:32,367 Yeah. The pets are fine, it's just that I had them take away the girls. 159 00:14:32,451 --> 00:14:36,122 - Couldn't housebreak them. - Reinita's behaving herself ? 160 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,375 Oh, yeah. She's the best. I'm keeping her. 161 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:41,171 She made a list for me the other day. 162 00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:44,383 All the colleges she wants to go to, all out of state. 163 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,593 And she said, 164 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,556 "papi, if I get into these schools, can you help pay for them ?" 165 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,725 What can I say to that ? I want to give her everything, you know ? 166 00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:52,686 Yeah, she's a really great kid. 167 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:55,315 Between that and her quinceañera next month, 168 00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:58,027 my wife thinks we should move to Phoenix to save money. 169 00:14:58,194 --> 00:14:59,278 Really ? 170 00:14:59,362 --> 00:15:02,241 What am I supposed to do for work ? Nothing grows there. 171 00:15:02,324 --> 00:15:07,373 - You know, maybe we should team up ? - What do you mean ? 172 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,335 Frankie was talking about doing one of those... 173 00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:11,837 - A quinceañera ? - Yeah. 174 00:15:11,921 --> 00:15:14,007 But aren't you guys Jewish ? 175 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,677 Even though I do bring you a Christmas tree every Hanukkah. 176 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,888 Yeah. 177 00:15:18,972 --> 00:15:22,310 No, is that weird ? Is that bad ? 178 00:15:22,393 --> 00:15:24,896 They're a lot of fun. She should. 179 00:15:25,063 --> 00:15:27,567 Hey, have you seen your new trees ? 180 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:31,155 Grapefruit, Meyer lemon and kumquat. You like the pots ? 181 00:15:31,238 --> 00:15:32,824 - They're so gorgeous ! - Yeah ? 182 00:15:32,907 --> 00:15:34,785 Thank you, José. I love it. 183 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,540 - José, I'm so glad you haven't left. - Oh, hi. 184 00:15:38,623 --> 00:15:42,253 It seems you've pruned the wrong branches on my plum tree. 185 00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:45,466 - ¿Qué ? I'm pretty sure I didn't. - Afraid you did. 186 00:15:45,549 --> 00:15:47,635 - Okay, I'll go check it out, then. - No, no, no, no. 187 00:15:47,719 --> 00:15:50,139 What are you doing ? It's not your day. 188 00:15:50,222 --> 00:15:52,809 I know that, but he likes my latkes. Come along, José. 189 00:15:52,976 --> 00:15:55,312 - No. - She made it a little weird. 190 00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:58,609 Oh, my God ! That's so rude. 191 00:15:58,776 --> 00:16:00,987 - Sam, I got it. - He won't be long. 192 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:02,990 - I'm coming, Phil. - Phil ! 193 00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:05,409 - Be nice ! - I will. 194 00:16:08,038 --> 00:16:11,960 Is this the Meyer lemon ? I love it. 195 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,800 Mom ! Mom ! 196 00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:22,349 Mom, can Pepper start the El Camino ? Just, just start it. 197 00:16:22,432 --> 00:16:24,894 Oh ! God, geez ! 198 00:16:24,978 --> 00:16:26,813 Say yes, Sam ! 199 00:16:26,897 --> 00:16:31,236 - Oh, God. Just don't tell your mom ! - Oh, my God ! 200 00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:40,874 - Your chariot, miss. - Oh, thank you, kindly. 201 00:16:59,065 --> 00:17:03,404 What happened ? What happened ? What happened ? 202 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:06,033 Oh, okay, let me see. 203 00:17:06,116 --> 00:17:11,374 Raise your hand in the air. I got you. I got you. It's okay, it's okay. 204 00:17:11,457 --> 00:17:14,628 It's okay, sweetie. It's okay. Let me just wrap it up. 205 00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:18,216 - What is wrong with you ? - I'm sorry, I can't help it. 206 00:17:18,383 --> 00:17:19,885 Get a towel ! 207 00:17:20,052 --> 00:17:21,637 - Is it bad ? - It's okay, baby. 208 00:17:21,804 --> 00:17:25,476 No, honey, honey, just calm down. Lay your head back. 209 00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:29,982 Yeah, you just cut it a little bit, sweetie. Yes, it's okay. It's okay. 210 00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:33,111 Hey, Mom, is it qualm with or qualm about ? 211 00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:35,990 - Mom ! - Frankie, call Pepper's mom. 212 00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:38,911 It's okay, honey. 213 00:17:38,994 --> 00:17:41,289 Mom, Chewy's got something. 214 00:17:41,372 --> 00:17:43,959 - Chewy, release ! - What is that ? Come here, come here. 215 00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:47,547 Duke, Duke, where are the keys ? Duke, where are the keys ?! 216 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,426 - I don't know. - Looks like a worm or something. 217 00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:52,012 - Duke ! - Pepper has them. 218 00:17:52,179 --> 00:17:53,722 - Okay. Okay. - He swallowed it. 219 00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:57,311 Oh, God. Oh, shit. 220 00:17:57,394 --> 00:17:59,981 Oh, Jesus. It's okay. That's fine. 221 00:18:00,064 --> 00:18:02,568 That's fine. No, no, no, no, no. Don't look at that. 222 00:18:02,651 --> 00:18:06,198 Pepper ? Pepper ! Okay. Frankie ! 223 00:18:07,908 --> 00:18:12,373 Good boy. What a good poop. Yes, a good poop. Good boy. Who made a good poop ? 224 00:18:12,456 --> 00:18:14,459 - Mom, where's my black dress ? - What ? 225 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,336 - Like, with the neck. - Check your closet. 226 00:18:16,503 --> 00:18:18,339 No, it's not there, and I have to go to work. 227 00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:19,549 Well, I'm sorry. 228 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,845 I'm kind of busy 'cause I have to sift through Chewy's shit right now, 229 00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:23,972 so maybe you can just look yourself ? 230 00:18:24,139 --> 00:18:25,933 Mom. That's disgusting. 231 00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:28,061 Yeah, and she's probably gonna have to put him down, too. 232 00:18:28,144 --> 00:18:29,312 - What ? - Frankie ! 233 00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:31,315 - He tasted human flesh. - Mom, you can't kill Chewy ! 234 00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:33,860 - Nobody's killing Chewy. - Mom, I'm gonna be late. 235 00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:34,987 So wear something else. 236 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,657 I can't wear something else 'cause I have my period. 237 00:18:37,824 --> 00:18:39,910 Max, can you just check the laundry room, 238 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,707 because I'm sorry, full disclosure, I forgot to put the load in last night. 239 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:45,709 - Sorry. - Mom, the laundry ? 240 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,713 - And, Duke, no one's killing anyone. - Promise ? 241 00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:52,343 Yes, I promise. Chewy's gonna be around for a long time, 242 00:18:52,427 --> 00:18:54,680 unless that coyote comes back. 243 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:59,228 Mom, if you don't do the laundry and we think you are, it's messed up. 244 00:18:59,395 --> 00:19:01,940 I was counting on that to be clean. 245 00:19:02,023 --> 00:19:03,817 So sorry. 246 00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:06,988 Oh, my God. I didn't check the laundry. 247 00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:17,335 Mom, get out. Oh, my God. Nothing fits. I'm so bloated. 248 00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:23,093 I'm sorry that you feel bad, but you have to learn to rein this shit in. 249 00:19:23,177 --> 00:19:26,348 I never took my period out on anybody the way that you do. 250 00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:30,603 Sorry, Mom. Maybe I should just go, like, lie down in my trailer, right ? 251 00:19:30,687 --> 00:19:33,107 - What ? - This is actual work, Mom. 252 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,694 I have to be on my feet all night. It's not like some movie set. 253 00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:40,074 Max. I know you're a little stressed out, and this is your first job, 254 00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:43,621 but that doesn't mean you get to be super shitty to me whenever you want. 255 00:19:43,788 --> 00:19:46,625 Mom, I'm not being super shitty. You're so dramatic. 256 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:49,754 I can't believe I still have to put up with this bullshit. 257 00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:53,217 You realize you live here rent-free, right ? You do realize that ? 258 00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:56,013 Oh, you want me to go ? I'll go. I am fucking gone. 259 00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:58,141 - Good. - The second I save up some money. 260 00:19:58,307 --> 00:20:00,394 You have a paycheck. What's stopping you ? 261 00:20:00,477 --> 00:20:02,396 - You think I won't ? - Goodbye. 262 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,983 Good. Your dirty dress is in the laundry room. 263 00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,569 My dad said I can live with him whenever I want. 264 00:20:06,652 --> 00:20:11,200 Oh, that old chestnut. Perfect. That's great. Go, go. Great. 265 00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:13,453 - Great. - Great. 266 00:20:13,536 --> 00:20:15,623 - Great. - Great. 267 00:20:15,706 --> 00:20:19,753 You know what would be great, Max ? If you helped me. 268 00:20:19,837 --> 00:20:22,382 It would be great if you helped me. 269 00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:26,053 If you cleaned up after yourself, that would be great. 270 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:29,391 If you helped me with your sisters, that would be great. 271 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:32,604 Kids aren't supposed to help their mom. Their mom is supposed to help them. 272 00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:34,273 Oh, is that the law ? 273 00:20:34,356 --> 00:20:37,444 I didn't realize that I was breaking, like, the Mommy Law. 274 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,947 Yeah. And great job you're doing, by the way, Mom. 275 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,534 Frankie basically does whatever the fuck she wants, 276 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,745 and I'm probably gonna be fired now. 277 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:49,335 Oh, yeah. I'm bad. That's bad. I'm a bad mommy. 278 00:20:49,418 --> 00:20:54,467 No, you're a disaster, Mom. And you don't always have to be so hard, 279 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:58,180 just 'cause you don't know what it's like to be a woman anymore. 280 00:21:00,016 --> 00:21:01,351 You cunt. 281 00:21:03,813 --> 00:21:05,899 What ? 282 00:21:05,982 --> 00:21:07,943 You're a cunt, Max. 283 00:21:08,027 --> 00:21:12,282 - I'm a cunt ? - Yep. You're a cunt. 284 00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:14,285 You're a cunt. 285 00:21:14,369 --> 00:21:16,496 No, Max. You're a cunt. 286 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:20,252 - No, you're a cunt, Mom. - No, you're a cunt, Max. 287 00:21:20,418 --> 00:21:22,630 - No, you're a fucking cunt, Mom. - You're a fucking cunt, Max. 288 00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:26,301 - No, you're a fucking cunt, Mom. - You're a fucking cunt, Max. 289 00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:28,763 You're a big fucking cunt, Mom. 290 00:21:28,930 --> 00:21:30,849 You're a bit fucking cunt, 291 00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:34,813 your sister's an asshole, and your other sister's great. 292 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:37,775 Thanks, Mom ! Love you, Mom ! 293 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:55,174 Oh, my God. 294 00:22:00,055 --> 00:22:02,475 - I'm sorry. - No. 295 00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:06,063 - I am a cunt. - No, I'm a cunt. 296 00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:09,735 No. You're not. You're the best. 297 00:22:09,818 --> 00:22:11,905 And I am such a cunt. 298 00:22:12,823 --> 00:22:15,034 Well... 299 00:22:17,454 --> 00:22:21,459 My Uncle Sid called me a cunt. I was nine. 300 00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:24,338 - Uncle Sid ? - He's dead now. 301 00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:27,175 Fuck you, Uncle Sid. 302 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,733 - I love you. - And I love you. 303 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,154 I don't want you to move out. 304 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,074 But I do. 305 00:22:46,576 --> 00:22:48,579 So you shouldn't. 306 00:22:48,663 --> 00:22:52,960 But please move out soon. But don't. 307 00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:57,717 - Oh, wow. - What ? 308 00:22:58,968 --> 00:23:01,931 Just realized you're gonna have to go through this three times. 309 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,601 Oh, Jesus Christ. 25080

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