Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:32,985
Very pretty
2
00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:28,497
Everybody!
3
00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:31,642
I'm sorry to you. It'll OK soon
4
00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:44,517
Sorry... sorry
5
00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:48,158
Granny, you can't light it up in this way
6
00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,529
You've just got the oil
but you haven't got a lampwick
7
00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,023
I know that
8
00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,530
But I've lost the lampwick
I can do nothing about it
9
00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:57,803
Buy a new one
10
00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:01,505
It's reasonable...
11
00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:04,138
Miss, excuse me
12
00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:08,678
if it is the lamp of Buddha
13
00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,011
where to buy a new lampwick for it?
14
00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:12,808
Show your real image!
15
00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:22,758
The Four Kings from the Nantian Gate
and Erland God
16
00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:25,192
Zixia. Your sister Zixia and you
17
00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,693
is the lampwick
18
00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,126
inside the lamp of Buddha
19
00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:29,596
You left Heaven without permission
20
00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:30,803
You told the public that
21
00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,664
the one who can pull your Magic Sword
out
22
00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,134
is your best love
23
00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,368
You're an immortal
You can't love any ordinary man
24
00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,339
If a devil pulls your sword out
25
00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,535
we'll become the laughing-stocks
26
00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,014
No matter who he is
an immortal or a devil
27
00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,241
the sword can only be pulled out
by me and my lover
28
00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:46,644
I will stand by him forever
29
00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:49,020
I will stand by him forever
30
00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:51,281
If I can't be with the one who I love
31
00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:54,424
I won't be happy
even if I were Heaven Emperor
32
00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:55,661
How dare you are
33
00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:56,954
You're this stubborn
34
00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,891
I'm gonna kill you
35
00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,463
You're gonna vanish
36
00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,260
That's fine
I don't wanna be a lonely immortal
37
00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:04,468
Look out!
38
00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,235
No need to say anything
39
00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,344
I'll kill whoever speaks it out
40
00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:24,348
I've said it's not permitted to speak it out
41
00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,346
I wanna tell you
42
00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,542
Your beloved dog is doing that
with a bitch
43
00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,012
How dare it is!
44
00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:31,017
Ok, I'll kill it. Let's eat it
45
00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,024
Ok...
46
00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:33,919
We've decided to do so for a long time
47
00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,466
Jing Jing
48
00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,095
Jing Jing
49
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,831
Jing Jing, where are they?
50
00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,154
lmmortals?
51
00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,127
Devils
52
00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,296
Thank you
53
00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:57,575
Please go into the Spider Web Cave
54
00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,435
Spider Web Cave?
55
00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,546
Don't cheat me! It is the Waterfall Cave
56
00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:13,715
Spider Web Cave, what a nice name
57
00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,028
Just call it Spider Web Cave
58
00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,165
I live at here
59
00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:25,466
Hold it
60
00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:37,015
Listen to me
61
00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:39,184
all things here belong to me!
62
00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:40,112
Including you!
63
00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,147
Me?
64
00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:42,543
Yes
65
00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,753
just like a donkey
let me make a mark on you
66
00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,464
You're my guy now
67
00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,758
Don't scare of anyone
Just tell them you know me
68
00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,127
I'm called Spider Web lmmortal now
69
00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,566
Spider Web lmmortal?
70
00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:02,874
500 years ago?
71
00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,875
You hasn't turned back into
the Monkey King because
72
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,611
you haven't met the guy who'll give you
the 3 birthmarks
73
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,638
Open the door
74
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,505
Close the door
75
00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,723
I can't believe it...
76
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:53,686
I don't wanna be the Monkey King
77
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,257
I have to save Jing Jing
78
00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,823
Give me back the Box
79
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,826
Open the door
80
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,870
I have heard that she said "open the door"
81
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,563
Open the door
82
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,197
How dare you are?
83
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,711
Let's go there through another way
84
00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:49,909
Be careful
85
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:56,652
That way
86
00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,818
Open the door
87
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,057
Who?
88
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,290
Is it necessary?
89
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,777
It's great!
90
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,212
We needn't scare of Qingxia
91
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,448
since we've got the box
92
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,954
Come out! Are you really this shy?
93
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:44,165
this Box is... It's me!
94
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,665
I've said that all things here are mine
95
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,498
What do you want?
96
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,800
Nothing...
97
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:50,974
I've heard that you wanna go
98
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,336
Can you bring me with you?
99
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:53,936
Are you also chased after by someone?
100
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,613
I'm going to save someone
101
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:56,610
Save whom?
102
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:57,940
Save my wife
103
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,617
It's Pak Jing Jing. You know her
104
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:01,411
I don't know her
105
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,519
I know that. But you'll know her soon
106
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:04,882
Because she'll be your disciple
107
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,353
And this Box...
108
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,114
It's mine!
109
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:07,984
I know that
110
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,693
But in fact, I gave you this
111
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,056
Then, you gave me back at that time
112
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,765
So I come back and
113
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,456
give it back to you again now
114
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,667
Do you understand?
115
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,770
Yes, you're crazy Yes
116
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,437
And you have to bring me with you
117
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,599
Why need I do so good to you?
118
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:26,903
This is because you're my master
119
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,011
It's meaningless if you leave me here
120
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,441
Really?
121
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,114
Sit down
122
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:33,716
Ground
123
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,552
Give me your hand
124
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:42,016
I'll buy a new clothes
125
00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:43,818
for you later
126
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,458
Bark!
127
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:46,290
Wow!
128
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:46,931
Louder!
129
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:52,962
Wow...
130
00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,007
Immortal...
131
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:01,478
Be quick, the moon has come out
132
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:02,872
Go!
133
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:04,049
Where to go?
134
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,842
Are you leaving?
135
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,609
If you aren't, give me the Box
I'm leaving
136
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,217
What Box?
137
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,884
Listen to me
138
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:12,682
I won't wait until tomorrow
139
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,186
Be quick, shut up
140
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,519
Then your bitch sister will come here
141
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,826
Shit, how dare you tell the others that
I do bad to her
142
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:21,690
What?
143
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,825
I'm that bitch's sister
144
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,367
Don't listen to her nonsense words
145
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,532
Joker
146
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,642
Joker
147
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,939
Why didn't tell me to wake up last night?
148
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,273
What?
149
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,583
Where have you been? Stand still
150
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,222
Sit down
151
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,494
Chair
152
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,369
What about you?
153
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,763
Why are you looking at me in this way?
154
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,138
What did you see?
155
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,807
Did you see her?
156
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,980
Did you see my sister?
157
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,308
She's come
158
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,216
What did she tell you?
159
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,581
don't trust her, she's crazy!
160
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,518
Maybe she had a fierce fight with me
in our past lives
161
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:21,590
So Buddha
162
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,159
turned us into a lampwick
163
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:25,658
told us to practise more
164
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,262
Solve our disputes
165
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,758
But we couldn't do that
166
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,698
We are still fighting with each other
167
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:32,967
don't say that anymore
168
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,399
Let's go
169
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,138
Do you think that I'm crazy?
170
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:46,515
No. That's really my sister
171
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:48,820
Don't you believe me?
172
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,416
Come on, come on
173
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,087
Let's tie our hand up
174
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,825
You will know that tonight
175
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,605
I don't think the moon will come out
tonight
176
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,273
Really?
177
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,078
Bitch
178
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,838
You can't escape from me
179
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:27,158
What's you name?
180
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,250
My surname is Lin?
181
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,325
You're Lin Qingxia
My brother talks about you usually
182
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:33,755
Your brother?
183
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,029
The guy who you beat up is called Joker
184
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,227
How about you?
185
00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,132
I'm his twin brother Broker
186
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,740
Joker? Broker? You tell lies
187
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,442
You're so smart
188
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,413
My brother is called Qin Han
189
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:50,843
I'm called Qin Xiang Lin
190
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,145
What are you doing?
191
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,343
I admire you
192
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:55,952
You admire me?
193
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,682
Not only admire, I don't want to lose you
194
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,020
So I tie myself with you
195
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,528
Please accept my love
196
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:05,757
Let's go together
197
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,159
You have to pay something for my love
198
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,995
You hate your sister so much
199
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,660
I've lied to her that
I would kill you tonight
200
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,065
Then you have nothing to worry
201
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,938
So I have to take a thing as a sign
202
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,241
Do you have valuable thing such as...
203
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,538
jewels or Pandora's Box...
204
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,714
ok, but they are useless
205
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,275
Give her my Magic Sword tonight
206
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:27,746
She'll believe it
207
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:29,854
Fine
208
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,360
It's him
209
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,770
Bring me to the market
since it's not dark yet
210
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,550
What?
211
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,111
What's up?
212
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,788
My heart is pounding
213
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,052
What to do?
214
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,316
Follow me
215
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,685
Now Big Brother has turned back into
human face
216
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,418
and he's with Zixia lmmortal
217
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,128
Did Zixia has a part in
218
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,764
the capture of Master?
219
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,858
We should keep it secret
220
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,435
My martial arts skills and IQ
221
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,331
is better than him
222
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,063
But there is Zixia lmmortal now
223
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,865
She's better than me, I think
224
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,098
I'm here
225
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,205
She's better than me because
226
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,845
I've got a burden, it's you
227
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,072
Give me half of this pig head, thanks
228
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:35,919
I don't sell pig head
Do you like pig penis?
229
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:41,790
What?
230
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,256
My lover is nearby
231
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:44,389
Did you see him?
232
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:45,222
No
233
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:48,229
because my Magic Sword is beeping
234
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,928
Where does the beeping sound
come from?
235
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,297
Do... do... do... right?
236
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,637
you made this, not the sword
237
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,739
I know you didn't hear that
So I made it for you
238
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,505
I'm scared!
239
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,339
I'm really scared!
240
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,641
What?
241
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,215
It's fate. So don't be afraid
242
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:09,342
Come again?
243
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,852
My heart is pounding
244
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,315
My heart is beeping
245
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:14,724
What?
246
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,585
How should I tell him?
247
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:17,757
Just tell him
248
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,930
it is fate
249
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,125
If he doesn't like me, what to do?
250
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,562
If he has wife, what should I do?
251
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,933
It's fate. It's God's order
He has to accept this
252
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,099
Really?
253
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,073
It's fate! He has to accept this
254
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,313
Yes! Yes...
255
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:42,912
He's come
256
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,287
It's me?
257
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,651
It's you. How do you know? It's you
258
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,088
I didn't know
259
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:51,419
how to tell you
260
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:52,821
You're so smart
261
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,098
But I have a wife
262
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,336
I know, but I can do nothing about it
263
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,866
This is fate. You have to accept this
264
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,938
You just need to leave your wife
265
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,470
And then follow me
266
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,047
That's great!
267
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:10,770
Fine?
268
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,376
That's fine
269
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,576
Let's start our affair
270
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:16,811
Ok, let's start
271
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,316
Kiss me first
272
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,416
Fine, come to me
273
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,626
Come!
274
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,466
Give me!
275
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,200
You deceive me
276
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,737
You don't wanna kiss me
277
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,535
You deceived me! You lied to me!
278
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,612
I'm serious. Give me the Box first
279
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,342
Should I show you my heart?
280
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,017
No, I do this
281
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,653
Wow! Your heart looks like a coconut
282
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,162
Miss, I'm ugly
283
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:05,529
But I'm a gentleman
284
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:06,998
Tell me honestly
285
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,902
does she love his wife?
286
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,167
I'll kill the one who're gonna block
my way
287
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,503
Granpa Buddha, look
288
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,514
Look!
289
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:23,985
He doesn't move
290
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,053
I know that
291
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,224
Let's go
292
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:41,565
Brother, what is this mean?
293
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,968
I know you've got good figure
so I touch you
294
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,235
Yes, please go on
295
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,878
That's fine. Touch me again
296
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,445
Whose hand is it?
297
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:51,547
What are you talking about?
298
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,718
Take away
299
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:56,410
Devil
300
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,146
Have you finished?
301
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:15,631
Don't get angry, I just do that for fun
302
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,238
Take care of sister
303
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,342
She will give you back
304
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,409
Sister, I won't angry at you
305
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,911
We should regard you as Goddess and
worship you
306
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:33,949
It's dark. I will go to find sister
307
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:35,352
Good luck
308
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,296
It's really lucky
309
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,167
Qingxia
310
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:51,932
Where are you?
311
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,575
Come out
312
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,474
I've killed your sister
313
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,259
Monkey King
314
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,483
You bastard
315
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,855
You wanted to marry
the King Bull's sister
316
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,397
But you regarded the Longevity Monk
as a wedding gift
317
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,963
And you invited all devils to eat his flesh
318
00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:21,103
Do you admit your guilt?
319
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:22,897
Bitch!
320
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,800
She's chased me for 3 whole days
321
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,441
I didn't beat you up
because you're a woman
322
00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:30,272
Don't think I'm scared of you
323
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:33,644
Monkey King
324
00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:36,479
Don't say that to Goddess
325
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,090
Shut up!
326
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:41,224
You scare me again!
327
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:43,921
Monkey King, Longevity Monk?
328
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:47,496
Do you know you've committed offences
329
00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:50,359
You've grabbed Zixia lmmortal's
Pandora's Box
330
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,434
You don't want to see me
331
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,298
Now, I can't escape
332
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,566
I'm gonna fight against you!
333
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,102
What's up?
334
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,386
Monkey King, you're so naughty
335
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,594
I've told you don't throw things
336
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,457
It's wrong to throw things
337
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,497
I haven't finished yet
You've thrown away the stick
338
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:23,962
The Box is a treasure
339
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,829
You'll pollute the environment!
340
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,062
What to do if kids are hurt?
341
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,272
It's still bad
342
00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:32,341
if you hurt plants
343
00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:35,471
What are you doing?
344
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:36,905
Let go!
345
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,207
What do you want?
346
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,441
Tell me if you like it
347
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,119
I will give you that if you like it
348
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,287
Of course, I will give you if you like it
349
00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:46,548
I won't give you if you don't like it
350
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,259
I'm pretty sure that I won't give you
if you don't like it
351
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:49,289
We're reasonable
352
00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:50,255
I'll count to 3
353
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:51,621
Tell me if you want it!
354
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,130
Monkey King
355
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,136
You know him now
356
00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:03,398
This guy is very annoying
357
00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:04,471
Ver disturbing
358
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:06,574
Just like a fly
359
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,475
Sorry, not a fly
360
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:13,014
but a swarm of flies
361
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:20,385
Fly into your ears
362
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:24,661
Help...
363
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:28,363
Help!
364
00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:37,170
So I tear the fly's belly open
365
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:38,239
Tear out its intestines
366
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:41,377
Put them around its neck, then pull them
367
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:46,077
Then its tongue comes out
and I use my blade to cut!
368
00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:51,556
The world's silent then
369
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,556
We all know this now
370
00:24:58,096 --> 00:24:59,927
why I kill it
371
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:01,221
Really?
372
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:02,792
So many excuses
373
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,729
You don't want to get scriptures
374
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,129
I won't forgive you
375
00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:08,337
because you're so cruel to your master
376
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:09,564
Sister
377
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,537
you're wrong
378
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,405
The Monkey King wanted to eat me
379
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:17,876
It's just a thought
380
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,606
Not a fact
381
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:21,684
You haven't got any evidence
382
00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,580
He's not guility!
383
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:26,087
Just wait, when he's eaten me up
384
00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:30,019
you can prove him guilty
385
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,459
Longevity Monk, I know you're annoying
386
00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,291
But I don't know you're this annoying
387
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,559
I gave you the Gold Ring to control
this monkey
388
00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:37,927
But you don't use the ring
389
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,430
The size of that ring doesn't suit him
390
00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:44,366
He can't wear it
391
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:46,703
It makes him very uneasy
392
00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:49,845
He can't sleep at night
It disturbed me, too
393
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:51,447
Although it is just a monkey
394
00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,083
you cannot do that do it
395
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:55,752
I'll be indicted animal abused
if the government knows it
396
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:57,945
That Gold Ring...
397
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:01,683
I met iron-smith last year
at the Chan's village
398
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:04,157
His skill is wonderful and the price is low
399
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:05,691
Really fair price
400
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:06,953
I think
401
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,893
you should buy a new one from him
402
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:10,528
Shut up!
403
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:11,759
Shut up!
404
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,774
It's a sin...
405
00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:23,109
Now, I think you know my pain!
406
00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:26,415
Answer me!
407
00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:31,948
It's Ok!
408
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,719
I've told you not to throw things
409
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,461
Look!
410
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,134
Monkey devil, go to hell
411
00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:54,037
You can't defeat me!
412
00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:55,576
You're not Buddha
413
00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:57,576
No more fighting...
414
00:26:57,816 --> 00:26:58,544
Goddess
415
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,310
Please let the Monkey King go
don't hurt him
416
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,051
No more fighting
417
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:22,231
I'm gonna kill him!
418
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,935
Goddess, stop!
419
00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:27,474
It's normal to make mistakes
420
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,145
He's my disciple
421
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,611
I have to take the responsibility
422
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,410
Goddess, please let him go
423
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,449
If I won't kill him
424
00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:37,177
I can't report to Heaven Emperor
425
00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:39,814
I know that
426
00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:42,016
Please tell Heaven Emperor that
427
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,694
I'm gonna sacrifice my life to him
428
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,156
What?
429
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:51,594
It is a master's responsibility
430
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,497
Goddess, please listen to me
431
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:57,401
I just wanna teach him...
432
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:02,170
in order to show my spirit
433
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:09,044
That's great...
434
00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:11,654
Monkey King, I hope you'll learn
435
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:14,653
your master's spirit!
436
00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:26,863
Namonitabhaya
437
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,392
Dreaming again?
438
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:52,685
It's big trouble
439
00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:54,421
I always have nightmares
440
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,258
Where is Qingxia?
441
00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:57,558
Not here
442
00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,100
Qingxia...
443
00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:03,540
Everybody, how are you?
444
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:05,166
It's cold!
445
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:06,502
Have you worn more clothes
446
00:29:06,778 --> 00:29:08,143
I've lost my way
447
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,347
I wanna find a place to stay at night
448
00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:12,243
Go there to sleep
449
00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:13,744
Thank you very much
450
00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:16,283
Wish you all long live
451
00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:21,849
I saw him come here
452
00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:23,059
Where is he now?
453
00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:25,652
Why did you go to pee?
You have to take the blame
454
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:26,919
It won't hurt you
455
00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:28,859
Is it illegal?
456
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:43,905
Old Black Mountain Devil?
457
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:12,169
Monkey King
458
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,611
You turn into human face again
459
00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:16,207
Do you still recognise me?
460
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:19,149
You are the fly
461
00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:22,211
Monkey King...
462
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,820
Impossible, I must be dreaming
463
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:28,390
It is still early to make dreams, but...
464
00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:30,526
I dream of you
465
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:32,491
when I was travel through time and space
466
00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:34,562
Do you miss me?
467
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,529
The Box is at your side?
468
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,999
Yes, it is. Do you want it?
469
00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:41,035
Who?
470
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:43,438
What's up?
471
00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:44,537
Soldier
472
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:46,399
Soldier
473
00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:49,978
My dad also wanna stay here
474
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,148
No problem
475
00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:52,705
It's your dad!
476
00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:57,145
Yes, dad, come out to say hello to all bros
477
00:30:57,755 --> 00:30:59,086
Where does he come from?
478
00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:00,983
From India
479
00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:03,558
India? Where is it?
480
00:31:03,761 --> 00:31:05,626
I need to carry on tomorrow. Sleep there
481
00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:07,258
Thanks
482
00:31:07,732 --> 00:31:09,063
It's really noisy
483
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,592
Annoying
484
00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:12,761
Sleep inside
485
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,499
It is the problem of time difference
486
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,799
I have just slept in India
Now you tell me to sleep again
487
00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:18,103
You go to sleep
488
00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:19,310
Where is the Pandora's Box?
489
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,342
Monkey King, can you behave yourself?
490
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:26,345
Look, just keep calm
491
00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:55,469
What is he doing?
492
00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:57,439
He's breathing in life
493
00:31:57,782 --> 00:31:58,578
Pretend to sleep
494
00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:00,444
I hope that he won't breath in ours
495
00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:01,607
Go to sleep!
496
00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:24,531
Do you know me?
497
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,496
That Indian...
498
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,903
You like it, take it
499
00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:32,409
My disciple is calling me, bye bye
500
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:40,641
Don't play with fire again
501
00:33:40,885 --> 00:33:42,819
bye
502
00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:46,522
Please don't follow us. I don't know you
503
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,557
It's great to see you
504
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,023
Where is the Box? The Box?
505
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,099
The King Bull?
506
00:33:57,502 --> 00:34:01,666
Bro. catch the Longevity Monk
and give him to me
507
00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:20,919
Miss, handkerchief
508
00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:25,662
It's wedding day, why are you weeping?
509
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:30,424
I'm not weeping. My mouth is watering
510
00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,634
It's a very happy day
511
00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:42,236
What?
512
00:34:42,613 --> 00:34:45,639
It's not only the wedding day of my sister
513
00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:49,578
but also the day of my marriage
with my concubine
514
00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:51,143
Concubine?
515
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:52,481
What does sister-in-law say about this?
516
00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:54,017
That bitch
517
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:56,522
She's now at the Flame Mountain
518
00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:58,625
She can do nothing about this even if
she knows it
519
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,627
Bull, how did you know
520
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,765
this new wife?
521
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,605
I passed the desert yesterday
522
00:35:08,973 --> 00:35:11,874
I saw a pretty girl
523
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,010
She's dying
524
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,569
Master, what to do now?
525
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,213
Fine! No problem...
526
00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:20,144
Really? We succeed now!
527
00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:23,787
Zixia, what a nice name you've got
528
00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:29,916
Let me introduce my sister and
my brother-in-law to you
529
00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:32,755
Xiang Xiang, Bro
530
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,794
Come here, follow me
531
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,067
This my brother-in-law
532
00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:45,173
This is my sister Xiang Xiang
533
00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:46,569
Zixia!
534
00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:54,780
How can you get marry here?
535
00:35:55,286 --> 00:35:56,446
I can!
536
00:35:58,022 --> 00:35:59,717
How about your wife?
537
00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,982
My wife? Do you know her?
538
00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:06,287
You've got a wife?
539
00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:07,555
We're divorced
540
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:10,299
I haven't heard you say that before
541
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,729
Sister...
542
00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:14,427
It's normal that a man has many wives
543
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:15,502
Take it easy
544
00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:19,937
Bro, do you think so?
545
00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:21,701
Yes...
546
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:24,411
Zixia, be honest
547
00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:26,410
I think I've fallen for you
548
00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:28,812
after these two days
549
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,678
I wanna show my sincerity
550
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:33,117
Thus I'm gonna request you to marry me
in front of my bros
551
00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:34,449
This Pandora's Box
552
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:36,387
is my gift to you
553
00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:38,094
I hope you'll marry me
554
00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:40,423
I object this marriage!
555
00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:41,523
Why?
556
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:43,290
Let me speak...
557
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,092
What a good couple they are!
558
00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:46,895
You're a devil
you're not qualified to object
559
00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:49,436
You have to pass Zixia's test first
560
00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:51,505
If you can pass it
561
00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:53,673
I won't object it anymore
562
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:55,173
What test?
563
00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,346
She has sworn that
564
00:36:57,615 --> 00:37:01,551
she would marry the guy
565
00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:04,152
who could pull out
566
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:08,925
her Magic Sword
567
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,057
Listen to me
568
00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:13,122
It's untrue
569
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,029
It's just a joke
570
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:18,028
What joke?
571
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:20,327
It's not important
572
00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:21,968
who can pull out the sword
573
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,101
Stop nagging in my place!
574
00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:29,973
I'm gonna kill the ones
who block my way
575
00:37:36,854 --> 00:37:39,288
I'm gonna kill the ones
who blcok my way
576
00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:43,393
King, Iron Fan Princess has come
577
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,361
Why are you here?
578
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:54,904
At this time, the sword is close to me
579
00:37:55,139 --> 00:37:56,629
0.01 cm I think
580
00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:58,399
But after 0.01 seconds
581
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,373
the owner of the sword will fall for me
582
00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:03,477
This is because I've decided to tell lies
583
00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:05,807
Although I have told many lies before
584
00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:09,019
this is the best, I think
585
00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:12,146
You're gonna kill me
if you step forward again
586
00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:14,788
You should do that
587
00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:17,085
I deserve to die
588
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:21,663
I have had my best love before
589
00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:23,625
but I didn't treasure her
590
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,894
When I lose her
591
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:28,398
I fell regretful
592
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,607
It is the most painful matter in this world
593
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:37,910
Just cut my throat!
594
00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:39,715
No hesitation
595
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,450
If God can give me
596
00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,313
another chance
597
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,786
I will say 3 words to her
598
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,288
I love you
599
00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:57,295
If you have to give a time limit to
this love
600
00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:03,029
I hope it is 10 thousand year
601
00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:18,616
But how will you tell your wife?
602
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,217
I have to tell her
603
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,019
So I must get the Box back
604
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:25,558
Tell her clearly and go back with you
605
00:39:27,064 --> 00:39:29,225
I won't listen to the others opinions
606
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,394
I won't listen to the others
607
00:39:32,436 --> 00:39:34,301
objections
608
00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:38,071
I will take all those on my own
609
00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:40,467
Don't lie to me!
610
00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:44,708
But I hate myself
611
00:39:44,949 --> 00:39:46,416
because I can't get back the Box
612
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:47,543
I
613
00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:48,615
I'll help you
614
00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:50,750
No! it's dangerous
615
00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:51,819
You don't want
616
00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:54,686
I want
617
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,686
I won't hide a woman
618
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:57,825
It's just rumour
619
00:39:58,028 --> 00:39:59,256
I won't trust you anymore...
620
00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:01,858
What are you doing here?
621
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:09,004
Who's he?
622
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:14,402
I'm asking you, who's he?
623
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:16,569
He
624
00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:18,474
Bro, who's he? Tell me
625
00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:20,707
He's my wife
626
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:23,318
Bro, it's too much of you
627
00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:24,545
Bros
628
00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:26,582
You marry your sister to him!
629
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:29,157
So his wife pointed a sword at him
630
00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:32,727
You follow me
I have something to ask you
631
00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:35,059
You've got a wife
632
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,130
I've lost my feeling to her
633
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:39,097
Tell me what's going on
634
00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:40,701
I've told you... Sister-in-law
635
00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:43,964
Sister-in-law?
636
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,675
Sorry, Madam Bull
637
00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:50,575
When you watched the moon with me
in the past
638
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:52,940
you called me Sweetie
639
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:57,080
Now you yet your new lover!
Call me Madam Bull?
640
00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:59,646
Sweetie?
641
00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:03,288
Do you think that I come here for
642
00:41:03,527 --> 00:41:05,017
that ugly Bull?
643
00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:08,694
I come here for you, heartless monkey
644
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,434
Bro, thank you
645
00:41:14,171 --> 00:41:15,229
It's none of business
646
00:41:15,873 --> 00:41:16,601
Sorry
647
00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:19,139
wait for me here at midnight
648
00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:20,400
I have something to tell you
649
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:28,117
If I were you
650
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,911
I'll die when my husband decides to get
a concubine
651
00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:30,883
Really?
652
00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:32,716
Yes! But I'll castrate you first
653
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:33,948
Follow me
654
00:41:37,628 --> 00:41:39,027
Zixia, I...
655
00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:40,252
I trust you
656
00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:42,559
I'll get the Box today
657
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,095
Wait for me here at midnight
658
00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:47,032
Bro...
659
00:41:47,271 --> 00:41:47,999
Let me go to see my bros first
660
00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:49,430
See you tonight
661
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:12,560
Damn monkey, it's midnight now
Where is he?
662
00:42:15,165 --> 00:42:17,895
Big Brother!
663
00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:18,761
I've told you that
664
00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:20,994
Big Brother won't do so to us
665
00:42:21,238 --> 00:42:22,170
He'll come to save Master
666
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,136
Gout at night, wanna pee?
667
00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:27,936
No need to praise me
668
00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:30,338
I'm just better than you a little bit
669
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:35,216
Stop nagging, go to save Master
670
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,087
I can't take this anymore
671
00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:42,181
I'm sure that Master is inside
672
00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:43,120
Right...
673
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,225
He's very annoying
I can't take this anymore
674
00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:46,793
You go in, I stay back...
675
00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:48,092
Go! You at the middle
676
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:51,860
This way... Master is here, go in
677
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,002
Master
678
00:42:54,204 --> 00:42:55,796
Master, master
679
00:42:56,106 --> 00:42:57,630
We come to bring you out
680
00:42:58,375 --> 00:42:59,865
I won't go
681
00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:02,411
Really? Why? No
682
00:43:02,646 --> 00:43:04,807
There're full of obstacles in the way of
683
00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:07,108
getting scriptures
684
00:43:08,152 --> 00:43:11,451
This is because we're not united enough
685
00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:13,748
so the devils can do bad to us
686
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,490
Ok, now it is the case
687
00:43:15,693 --> 00:43:19,686
Staying in this prison or not is
just the same
688
00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,427
The outside world
689
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:24,031
is just a larger prison to me
690
00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:27,533
You go out first
I have something to talk to Big Brother
691
00:43:29,373 --> 00:43:30,635
Master
692
00:43:30,841 --> 00:43:32,775
Piggy, you're naughty again
693
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,577
No, Master
694
00:43:34,812 --> 00:43:36,404
I go out and protect you
695
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,241
Sandy, follow me. Yes
696
00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:40,441
You stand aside
697
00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:48,083
Blow up and blow up the ball
698
00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:51,917
You've dropped your thing
699
00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:55,529
Bro, keep it
700
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:56,461
Why should I keep it?
701
00:43:56,734 --> 00:43:58,133
Because I'm stronger than you
702
00:43:58,602 --> 00:43:59,660
Stronger than your shit!
703
00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:03,800
Come in and have a sit
704
00:44:08,245 --> 00:44:10,975
Honestly, I'm not your bro
705
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:13,382
I don't want to be your disciple
706
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:15,284
Master, be kind to me
707
00:44:15,552 --> 00:44:17,645
Please let go of me, alright?
708
00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:21,650
Do you know what "Dong, Dong..."is?
709
00:44:21,892 --> 00:44:25,885
What "Dong, Dong, Dong"?
710
00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:40,633
Only you...
can take me to get scriptures in the west
711
00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:52,550
Only you... can kill the devils
712
00:44:52,756 --> 00:44:59,059
Only you... can protect me
713
00:44:59,263 --> 00:45:05,099
No need to eat by the monster
714
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:14,937
Only you are that strong
715
00:45:18,649 --> 00:45:31,392
Only you...
don't blame the master so talkative
716
00:45:31,662 --> 00:45:36,190
Wear the ring back
717
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:42,167
Don't scare the death
718
00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:49,845
Don't scare the shit
719
00:45:50,080 --> 00:46:00,046
Do your best, if you scare
I'll be with you...
720
00:46:00,290 --> 00:46:05,660
Namonitabhaya
721
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:10,991
I can't take this anymore!
722
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,300
Oh your shit! Stop it!
723
00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:15,035
I've said I can't take this anymore
724
00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:16,397
But you still sing
725
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,131
You disregard my feelings
726
00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:21,742
I'll kill you if you sing again
727
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:27,246
Monkey King, you kill you again
728
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:30,810
Life and death are minor
729
00:46:35,392 --> 00:46:37,724
You'll sing this song with me
730
00:46:38,028 --> 00:46:41,054
when you know making sacrifices is
so meaningful
731
00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:47,565
Namonitabhaya...
732
00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:51,901
Zixia
733
00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:58,208
Bro, why are you taking a woman
with you?
734
00:46:58,415 --> 00:46:59,006
Master has gone
735
00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:00,716
He said we had to wait for him
at the forest 300 miles away
736
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:02,215
Go there quickly, please
737
00:47:02,386 --> 00:47:03,011
Hold it!
738
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,118
What?
739
00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:06,313
Ambush at the front
740
00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:08,422
I can see it, no need to listen
741
00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:11,016
Stupid
742
00:47:11,261 --> 00:47:12,228
Hold you
743
00:47:13,764 --> 00:47:14,890
Xiang Xiang!
744
00:47:15,098 --> 00:47:16,156
Why are you here?
745
00:47:17,367 --> 00:47:19,130
Wow! Why is there so much blood
on your hand?
746
00:47:19,636 --> 00:47:20,568
This is the blood
747
00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:23,138
of the woman you're holding
748
00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:24,237
Her blood?
749
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:25,702
Yes! It's hers
750
00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:27,468
I stabbed her
751
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,746
when she's sleeping
752
00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:34,180
If this woman is still alive
753
00:47:34,618 --> 00:47:36,950
you won't come back to me
754
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,351
You have to let it be
755
00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:43,287
It is fate
756
00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:45,756
Bullshit!
757
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:48,161
If it is fate that you love Piggy
758
00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:49,830
will you love him?
759
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:52,960
If this is God's order
760
00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:54,704
I have to accept it
761
00:47:55,472 --> 00:47:56,871
Great!
762
00:47:57,741 --> 00:47:59,208
You don't have to wait for God's order
763
00:48:02,312 --> 00:48:03,336
Wow! What are you going to do?
764
00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:13,681
Go, go...
765
00:48:14,191 --> 00:48:15,920
Changing lmage Magic!
766
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,701
I will turn you into a rock
767
00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:26,263
Let go of me!
768
00:48:29,172 --> 00:48:30,332
Grab your breasts!
769
00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:03,103
Zixia...!
770
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:06,537
Wake up
771
00:49:07,978 --> 00:49:10,242
Big Bro, why are you embracing me?
772
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:13,741
Piggy?
773
00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:15,609
Yes!
774
00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:16,876
Where is Zixia?
775
00:49:17,354 --> 00:49:19,219
Qin Xianglin...
776
00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:23,120
Qingxia?
777
00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:27,258
Wow! Please don't play joke!
778
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,957
I'm also hurt!
779
00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:33,328
My chest muscles nearly touch
my stomach
780
00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:36,867
Do you hate me?
781
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,074
No!
782
00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:44,071
You hate me!
783
00:49:44,281 --> 00:49:45,908
Fine! End now!
784
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:47,841
Stop! Give me some time
785
00:49:48,051 --> 00:49:49,951
I just vomit. I'll vomit all things out soon
786
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,180
Fine! I trust you
787
00:49:54,424 --> 00:49:55,618
Give you some time
788
00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:57,349
Try to get used to it now
789
00:49:57,961 --> 00:49:58,859
I'm used to it already
790
00:50:01,898 --> 00:50:02,523
Fine, I'm OK
791
00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:04,027
I wanna vomit!
792
00:50:05,869 --> 00:50:07,769
You're so disgusting!
793
00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:09,836
If you're not, he won't vomit
794
00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:19,113
Please be good to me
795
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:20,338
I will marry him
796
00:50:20,584 --> 00:50:21,778
I'll give him a warm family
797
00:50:21,985 --> 00:50:23,919
Give birth to many kids
798
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:26,815
Xianglin
799
00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:33,020
I will kill you!
800
00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:34,823
Kill you
801
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:38,258
Bro, you're also hurt?
802
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:41,732
Turn me back!
803
00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:42,939
Shut up!
804
00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:45,207
Listen to me!
805
00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:47,273
Change me back!
806
00:50:47,511 --> 00:50:48,170
I also want to do so!
807
00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:49,344
I've used my power once
808
00:50:49,613 --> 00:50:50,477
I need 49 days to recover
809
00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:52,840
49 days! I...
810
00:50:53,316 --> 00:50:55,978
Xianglin, face the reality!
811
00:50:58,755 --> 00:51:00,245
Use your energy!
812
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,286
Use your energy! Stop playing!
813
00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:04,058
Be quick!
814
00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:05,689
Who is inside you?
815
00:51:05,962 --> 00:51:08,897
I don't know where I am
816
00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:10,063
Two voices?
817
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,298
Who are you?
818
00:51:11,535 --> 00:51:12,832
I'm Piggy. Who are you?
819
00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:14,227
I'm Zixia
820
00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:16,903
Xianglin
821
00:51:17,474 --> 00:51:18,566
Joker
822
00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:19,766
Bro
823
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:22,970
Zixia
824
00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:26,672
Ziaxia, you're still here
825
00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:28,575
You bitch!
826
00:51:29,886 --> 00:51:31,376
I find you at last
827
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,619
What are you doing?
828
00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:34,517
Long time no see, and you become this
829
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,116
Where's the Pandora's Box?
830
00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:38,122
I didn't take it
831
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:41,287
Kidding
832
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:43,562
Give me
833
00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:44,563
Wait
834
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:45,800
What will you do to the Box?
835
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,229
Go with me!
836
00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:48,664
Fat woman! Don't hang around with me
837
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:53,401
Xianglin will go away with you...
The King Bull
838
00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:58,637
Don't dream
839
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,777
you ask him if you don't believe it
840
00:52:02,586 --> 00:52:03,484
You said you love me
841
00:52:03,753 --> 00:52:04,720
because you wanna take this and
842
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:05,444
go away with her?
843
00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:06,820
Wait...
844
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,250
It's not true
845
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:12,019
Don't want you to throw it away
846
00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:13,388
Great!
847
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:16,330
You should not do that
848
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,567
Look at you
849
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:18,790
Don't deny it!
850
00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:20,100
I'll throw that away!
851
00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:31,546
Bro...
852
00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:34,273
What a man!
853
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:35,409
Shut up!
854
00:52:37,254 --> 00:52:38,721
I love that!
855
00:52:39,256 --> 00:52:40,917
You can't leave anymore
856
00:52:42,425 --> 00:52:45,417
Bull, you're seriously hurt
857
00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:48,255
Do you think that bitch hurt lesser?
858
00:52:48,598 --> 00:52:49,587
Have a look!
859
00:52:50,534 --> 00:52:51,899
You've deceived me so long
860
00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:54,432
In fact, I'm not
861
00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:55,729
Xianglin, who's that woman?
862
00:52:56,273 --> 00:52:57,797
I won't listen to you!
863
00:52:58,041 --> 00:52:59,599
Bastard! I'll leave you
864
00:52:59,876 --> 00:53:00,865
You affairs are none of my business
865
00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:03,739
You get yours! And I get mine!
866
00:53:05,482 --> 00:53:07,450
Help Zixia, you have a part in the body
867
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:28,929
Beat it up, make it hurt! Then you can
do nothing about it even if you
868
00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:29,666
Yes!
869
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:33,676
Wanna go?
870
00:53:35,178 --> 00:53:36,941
Explain it clearly or you can't leave!
871
00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,545
Don't hit him!
872
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:40,577
Bitch
873
00:53:40,817 --> 00:53:42,250
Bitch, stand aside
it's none of your business
874
00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:43,783
Stop it!
875
00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:45,045
I'm afraid that she'll hurt my body
876
00:53:48,024 --> 00:53:48,991
I won't help you
877
00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:50,858
Shut up!
878
00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:52,220
I'll help her and beat you up
879
00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:54,621
Have a try!
880
00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:57,559
I'm a woman. Please don't hit her strongly
I'll kill you
881
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,302
I won't give help
I just wanna see your fight!
882
00:54:08,511 --> 00:54:09,000
Go!
883
00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,043
No
884
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,338
I'll take the Box for you
885
00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:13,071
And you can explain to your wife
886
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,274
Wow, you're great! Perfect!
887
00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:16,109
Really?
888
00:54:16,353 --> 00:54:17,945
You're as perfect as possible
889
00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:25,887
Wait!
890
00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:37,871
You!
891
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:40,338
Bitch, don't hit my girl
892
00:54:40,577 --> 00:54:41,566
I like to do it
893
00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,240
Your man has gone
894
00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:49,017
How cool he is!
895
00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:50,343
I'm a lucky woman!
896
00:54:58,161 --> 00:55:00,026
Ok, I can play jumping down
from the cliff
897
00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:06,658
Go nearer
898
00:55:09,873 --> 00:55:11,397
Monkey King
899
00:55:11,741 --> 00:55:13,072
Don't jump!
900
00:55:14,711 --> 00:55:16,269
I don't want to do so
901
00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:18,411
You prefer jumping down to seeing me
902
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,242
Ok
I'd better go back to the Flam Mountain
903
00:55:25,955 --> 00:55:27,582
I won't do this case
904
00:55:27,791 --> 00:55:29,691
if I know this before
905
00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:34,288
I don't know stealing grapes will
make me suffer such punishment
906
00:55:34,531 --> 00:55:37,159
If I know that, I won't be a robber
907
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,332
Yes, sure
908
00:55:38,635 --> 00:55:39,499
Like me, being a soldier
909
00:55:39,803 --> 00:55:40,929
you have no chance yet
910
00:55:41,237 --> 00:55:42,568
unless immortal comes to save you
911
00:55:53,616 --> 00:55:55,709
I won't be a soldier
912
00:56:02,759 --> 00:56:04,488
lmmortal has come
913
00:56:04,761 --> 00:56:05,955
lmmortal!
914
00:56:09,165 --> 00:56:10,632
Jing Jing
915
00:56:22,078 --> 00:56:22,874
Granpa Buddha
916
00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:24,512
He steams buns
917
00:56:24,781 --> 00:56:25,713
None of your business!
918
00:56:26,282 --> 00:56:27,442
Jing Jing!
919
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,719
Don't flirt me!
920
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,825
I flirt you because I love you
921
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,395
Listen, if you want to be my wife
922
00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:45,563
don't do bad anymore in the future
923
00:56:46,202 --> 00:56:46,930
Sure!
924
00:56:47,203 --> 00:56:48,192
Let's go
925
00:56:48,838 --> 00:56:49,805
Drink tea
926
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:51,307
Thank you!
927
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:53,474
You're welcome
928
00:56:56,813 --> 00:56:58,781
Why bring me back to this cave?
929
00:56:59,015 --> 00:57:00,107
I didn't bring you back
930
00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:02,681
It's you who brought us back
931
00:57:05,889 --> 00:57:07,447
It may be because I miss Jing Jing
very much
932
00:57:07,657 --> 00:57:09,181
Yes! When you fainted
933
00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:11,984
you spoke out the name Jing Jing
98 times!
934
00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:16,762
Jing Jing is my wife
935
00:57:17,066 --> 00:57:18,658
and a name Zixia
936
00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:20,130
You repeated 784 times
937
00:57:22,338 --> 00:57:24,101
784 times
938
00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:26,103
She must have owed you lots of money
939
00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:28,568
I want Spider Web Cave lmmortal to be
my master
940
00:57:28,812 --> 00:57:30,575
She's changed Waterfall Cave into
Spider Web Cave
941
00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:31,678
You tell me there's no such person!
942
00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:33,006
We don't know
943
00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:38,513
Son of a bitch, you're still here!
944
00:57:38,788 --> 00:57:39,755
Why did you do that to me?
945
00:57:41,424 --> 00:57:42,482
Jing Jing
946
00:57:47,897 --> 00:57:50,457
Jing Jing, it's nice to see you
947
00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:51,600
What?
948
00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:54,129
You've got thinner
949
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,500
I'm not the Monkey King
950
00:57:58,041 --> 00:57:59,303
But I don't how to tell you
951
00:57:59,576 --> 00:58:00,804
because you won't believe in it
952
00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:02,270
I will
953
00:58:02,846 --> 00:58:05,246
Because that damn monkey won't be
so gentle to me
954
00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:06,741
Who are you?
955
00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:10,146
I'll be your husband 500 years later
956
00:58:10,186 --> 00:58:10,845
500 years later
957
00:58:10,887 --> 00:58:12,320
you will give up this affair because of me
958
00:58:12,355 --> 00:58:13,413
What I did is totally
959
00:58:13,456 --> 00:58:15,356
just for you
960
00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:16,183
Jing Jing, I miss you
961
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:17,221
I miss you much and much
962
00:58:17,594 --> 00:58:19,027
I miss you much and much and much
963
00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:20,591
Don't you trust me?
964
00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:21,854
No!
965
00:58:22,398 --> 00:58:23,422
I can't blame you
966
00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:24,427
Let me see what's going on
967
00:58:24,734 --> 00:58:25,996
But I think I know you
968
00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:27,664
Absolutely
969
00:58:28,404 --> 00:58:29,371
Very and absolutely
970
00:58:29,806 --> 00:58:31,467
Very and absolutely and extremely!
971
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:36,036
How will we meet 500 years later?
972
00:58:37,614 --> 00:58:39,275
At a pitch-dark night
973
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:40,505
I'm Joker, you're Pak Jing Jing
974
00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:41,778
Fantastic love
975
00:58:41,985 --> 00:58:43,850
starts from a fire at the bridge
976
00:58:44,153 --> 00:58:46,519
When I turn back
you point at me with your finger
977
00:58:46,789 --> 00:58:47,847
then my hand gets burning
978
00:58:48,157 --> 00:58:49,215
you rush to me and hit me!
979
00:58:49,492 --> 00:58:50,823
Hit and hit and hit!
980
00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:51,752
No...
981
00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:52,858
Iook at me...
982
00:58:53,062 --> 00:58:54,893
yes, can you see it!
983
00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:57,222
there are many
984
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:58,467
twists and turns
985
00:58:58,701 --> 00:59:00,760
Suddenly, the King Bull comes to us
986
00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:04,401
I fight with him with a bone
987
00:59:04,674 --> 00:59:06,073
He grabbed me to the Spider Web Cave
988
00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:10,170
It's right that time flies
989
00:59:10,413 --> 00:59:11,937
The following is the main content
990
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,843
On the cliff, we reach the climax
991
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:16,313
At that time, I touch you
992
00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:17,850
You touch me too
993
00:59:18,087 --> 00:59:19,850
We make promise that we won't separate
994
00:59:24,193 --> 00:59:26,093
But happiness is always a flash of time
995
00:59:26,296 --> 00:59:29,163
We only have endless pain!
996
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:30,696
Why will you die?
997
00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:33,667
So I use the Box to travel back
998
00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:34,902
to the past
999
00:59:35,138 --> 00:59:37,402
I discover that you kill yourself
1000
00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:39,866
At the last moment
1001
00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:42,575
I save your life!
1002
00:59:44,547 --> 00:59:45,571
But at the last time of time travel
1003
00:59:45,848 --> 00:59:46,473
the Box doesn't work properly
1004
00:59:46,683 --> 00:59:48,651
I go back to 500 years ago
1005
00:59:51,054 --> 00:59:52,146
That is the story
1006
00:59:55,892 --> 00:59:57,325
What are you gonna do now?
1007
00:59:58,061 --> 00:59:59,756
I've found you, I needn't go back now
1008
01:00:00,163 --> 01:00:01,221
Let's get married!
1009
01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:05,964
I... I just wake up
1010
01:00:06,235 --> 01:00:07,862
I have nothing to do
1011
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:10,470
So I come here. I wanna be a disciple
1012
01:00:10,773 --> 01:00:13,139
You request marriage suddenly
1013
01:00:13,509 --> 01:00:15,602
I... haven't brushed my teeth!
1014
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,838
I know you're suspecting...
1015
01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:20,673
If I can give you my heart
1016
01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:22,611
you'll know I'm not cheating you
1017
01:00:23,686 --> 01:00:24,584
it's very simple!
1018
01:00:28,524 --> 01:00:29,354
You look like a thing
1019
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:30,285
Coconut?
1020
01:00:30,593 --> 01:00:31,992
A girl said that to me
1021
01:00:32,261 --> 01:00:33,193
Oh, coconut
1022
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:34,930
are his words all true?
1023
01:00:36,032 --> 01:00:37,056
No need to think!
1024
01:00:37,266 --> 01:00:38,392
You search the bottom!
1025
01:00:40,703 --> 01:00:42,295
Coconut, thank you very much
1026
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:47,075
Please tell you, am I his best love?
1027
01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:51,440
You've come back for a long time
1028
01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:53,511
You just wanna get the Pandora's Box
1029
01:00:53,783 --> 01:00:54,807
What do you mean?
1030
01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:56,415
I'm asking you when we will get marry
1031
01:00:56,919 --> 01:00:58,409
But you keep saying no
1032
01:00:58,688 --> 01:00:59,677
Will you marry me?
1033
01:00:59,922 --> 01:01:01,184
I do!
1034
01:01:06,195 --> 01:01:08,459
Is your sister crazy?
1035
01:01:08,698 --> 01:01:09,756
She keeps speaking nonsense all day long
1036
01:01:10,366 --> 01:01:12,630
She's not crazy
She's something wrong with the brain
1037
01:01:13,269 --> 01:01:14,930
If she promises...
1038
01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:16,330
she has promised to marry him
7 days later
1039
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,667
you have made up your mind?
1040
01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:20,101
I cheated him
1041
01:01:20,309 --> 01:01:22,038
I'm waiting for my man to pick me up!
1042
01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:25,609
You think that bastard will come to
pick you up?
1043
01:01:25,848 --> 01:01:28,009
Congratulations!
1044
01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:29,716
But even if he comes back
1045
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,216
he can't get you back
1046
01:01:31,487 --> 01:01:33,717
from the King Bull
1047
01:01:33,890 --> 01:01:37,257
It is fate that he can pull out
my Magic Sword
1048
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,855
He must be an inordinary man
1049
01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:41,454
I'm sure
1050
01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:43,496
I know he'll come back one day
1051
01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:46,132
appear in public
1052
01:01:46,335 --> 01:01:47,859
wearing golden armour
1053
01:01:48,104 --> 01:01:50,299
and stepping on colorful cloud
come to marry me
1054
01:01:51,841 --> 01:01:53,468
You are crazy!
1055
01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:56,541
I'm not crazy! This is just my hope
1056
01:01:59,115 --> 01:02:00,275
Promise me! Little psycho
1057
01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:01,472
No!
1058
01:02:20,536 --> 01:02:22,265
Bro, things are always unpredictable
1059
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,437
I can't think you'll get marry with
Miss Pak so soon
1060
01:02:24,674 --> 01:02:26,073
Yes, me too
1061
01:02:26,342 --> 01:02:27,366
We're happy for you!
1062
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,639
Thank you!
1063
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:32,979
You made dreams last night
1064
01:02:33,249 --> 01:02:35,581
You repeated the name Zixia 785 times
1065
01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:37,283
One time more than last night
1066
01:03:01,644 --> 01:03:04,204
6 days have passed
You'll get marry tomorrow
1067
01:03:05,915 --> 01:03:09,112
He will come? I don't think so
1068
01:03:30,439 --> 01:03:33,169
Yesterday, I told a spider to tell you
1069
01:03:33,409 --> 01:03:35,309
Told you I missed you much
1070
01:03:35,511 --> 01:03:36,500
Do you know?
1071
01:03:38,047 --> 01:03:39,275
You don't know again
1072
01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:42,350
I am cheating you
1073
01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:45,415
That's fine!
1074
01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:46,713
Just like a moth
1075
01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:49,254
it flies to fire even it knows it'll get hurt
1076
01:03:52,128 --> 01:03:53,459
Moth is so silly!
1077
01:04:01,103 --> 01:04:02,502
Come out, grapes
1078
01:04:04,106 --> 01:04:05,630
I don't want to watch you
1079
01:04:05,975 --> 01:04:07,533
I just want to study
1080
01:04:07,777 --> 01:04:10,803
the interesting relationship among humans
1081
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,543
Bro, you're a robber
1082
01:04:13,783 --> 01:04:14,772
Don't pretend to be a scholar
1083
01:04:15,017 --> 01:04:16,211
Even a robber has its own knowledge
1084
01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:18,519
Stop it, go to sleep
1085
01:04:18,921 --> 01:04:21,287
In your mind
is Zixia an exclamation mark?
1086
01:04:21,557 --> 01:04:22,615
Or she's a full stop?
1087
01:04:22,825 --> 01:04:25,020
Is your mind full of question marks?
1088
01:04:26,762 --> 01:04:28,593
Zixia is just a girl who I know
1089
01:04:28,831 --> 01:04:30,162
I lied to her in the past
1090
01:04:30,399 --> 01:04:32,424
I'm just feeling a little bit regretful
1091
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,135
I hate him
1092
01:04:34,403 --> 01:04:36,564
I'll get marry today. What do you want?
1093
01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:37,873
When you discover that
1094
01:04:38,174 --> 01:04:39,869
you've fallen in love with a man you hate
1095
01:04:40,109 --> 01:04:42,077
this affair is really hurting you
1096
01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:45,746
But how can I fall in love
with a person I hate?
1097
01:04:46,182 --> 01:04:49,015
Please give me a reason. Please!
1098
01:04:49,118 --> 01:04:50,380
We don't need any reason to love a person
1099
01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:51,514
Don't we?
1100
01:04:51,754 --> 01:04:52,345
Do we?
1101
01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:53,145
Don't we?
1102
01:04:53,422 --> 01:04:53,911
Do we?
1103
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:54,884
Don't we?
1104
01:04:55,091 --> 01:04:56,854
Let me study it for you
1105
01:04:57,093 --> 01:04:59,493
Why are you so serious? Need we?
1106
01:05:42,138 --> 01:05:43,070
Who?
1107
01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:57,419
Time's up
1108
01:06:16,372 --> 01:06:17,964
How many brothers and sisters
do you have?
1109
01:06:18,207 --> 01:06:19,299
Are you parents alive?
1110
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:21,137
Speak up!
1111
01:06:21,444 --> 01:06:22,809
I just wanna make a new friend
1112
01:06:23,079 --> 01:06:24,979
when I'm going to die
1113
01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:28,510
How to save Master?
1114
01:06:29,151 --> 01:06:31,949
Being a devil is the same as
being a human
1115
01:06:32,521 --> 01:06:33,988
We should be kind
1116
01:06:34,590 --> 01:06:35,784
If we are kind
1117
01:06:36,292 --> 01:06:39,090
we are not a devil, we are a hybrid
1118
01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:41,487
He understand?
1119
01:06:42,131 --> 01:06:43,393
do you understand?
1120
01:06:47,169 --> 01:06:49,330
No one will come to pick you up
1121
01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:01,308
Your letter
1122
01:07:01,584 --> 01:07:02,551
Thank you
1123
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:07,717
Your conscience told me that
1124
01:07:08,257 --> 01:07:10,350
I'm not your best love
1125
01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:12,116
Your best love is another woman
1126
01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:17,226
When I saw the thing left by her
in your heart
1127
01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:20,892
I know that you came back not for me
1128
01:07:21,337 --> 01:07:24,465
but for her
1129
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:28,138
This is God's order
1130
01:07:28,611 --> 01:07:30,511
It is also called fate
1131
01:07:36,252 --> 01:07:37,184
Jing Jing's gone
1132
01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:38,283
I know
1133
01:07:38,521 --> 01:07:39,510
I've read the letter
1134
01:07:39,955 --> 01:07:41,217
Granpa Buddha
1135
01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:42,850
What's going on with her?
1136
01:07:45,161 --> 01:07:46,355
Have you read this letter?
1137
01:07:46,562 --> 01:07:47,256
No
1138
01:07:47,463 --> 01:07:48,191
You read it
1139
01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:49,219
Good
1140
01:07:49,698 --> 01:07:50,687
Wanna go?
1141
01:08:00,309 --> 01:08:02,277
I know my sister Pak Jing Jing
has been here
1142
01:08:03,345 --> 01:08:04,209
Where is she now?
1143
01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:05,471
Speak up!
1144
01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:07,476
Does she owe you this much?
1145
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:10,014
You don't let your sister go
1146
01:08:10,553 --> 01:08:14,819
Just tell me
1147
01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:17,150
I don't know
1148
01:08:17,426 --> 01:08:18,450
I don't know
1149
01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,695
it is heard that you're kind
1150
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,158
They are your friends?
1151
01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:25,190
No!
1152
01:08:32,374 --> 01:08:33,602
Do you know?
1153
01:08:39,148 --> 01:08:41,480
Kill me if you must kill someone
1154
01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:43,240
They don't know your sister
1155
01:08:43,519 --> 01:08:44,918
All of them are innocent
1156
01:08:45,387 --> 01:08:46,376
I agree!
1157
01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,428
I admire bold people very much
1158
01:08:56,198 --> 01:08:57,392
If you're one of them
1159
01:08:57,666 --> 01:08:58,792
I can fulfill your desire!
1160
01:09:01,170 --> 01:09:02,262
Wait!
1161
01:09:03,706 --> 01:09:05,640
I really think that
you aren't scared of death!
1162
01:09:07,042 --> 01:09:08,873
I'm gonna die. Please do me a favor
1163
01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:11,609
I've heard that if you cut fast and
accurately
1164
01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:13,975
the man got hurt won't die at once
when he's cut open
1165
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:15,444
He can still see
1166
01:09:15,718 --> 01:09:17,276
Help me, do it as fast as you can
1167
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,418
Tear out my heart
1168
01:09:18,687 --> 01:09:19,984
Let you see it clearly
1169
01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:21,747
What are you talking about?
1170
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:24,850
A friend of mind
1171
01:09:25,127 --> 01:09:26,560
left something in my heart
1172
01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:29,622
I want to know what's that
1173
01:09:59,428 --> 01:10:01,191
It's strange
1174
01:10:08,604 --> 01:10:10,663
Humans and devils are born
by their mothers
1175
01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:13,066
Different person acts as a different mom
1176
01:10:13,309 --> 01:10:15,402
A devil's mom is a devil's mom
1177
01:10:15,911 --> 01:10:18,243
I can take this
1178
01:10:29,692 --> 01:10:31,216
What's your name of your mom?
1179
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,993
Kowtow to Heaven and Earth
1180
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,358
Let's marry
1181
01:10:39,535 --> 01:10:40,433
Wait!
1182
01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:42,693
Look!
1183
01:10:43,138 --> 01:10:45,572
Now, she is the younger sister and
she'll save her elder sister
1184
01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:50,441
The elder sister
will save the younger sister
1185
01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:52,140
What do you want?
1186
01:10:52,982 --> 01:10:55,883
We're married today. Let my sister go
1187
01:10:56,118 --> 01:10:57,380
I won't break my promise
1188
01:11:15,204 --> 01:11:16,535
I don't want to fight anymore
1189
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:18,599
You go!
1190
01:11:18,841 --> 01:11:20,570
I just have one sister in my life
1191
01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:29,809
Sister
1192
01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:31,582
King Bull!
1193
01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:33,048
I won't let my sister marry you
1194
01:11:33,322 --> 01:11:34,118
Sister
1195
01:11:35,057 --> 01:11:36,115
What are you talking about?
1196
01:11:36,725 --> 01:11:38,488
I just have one sister in my whole life
1197
01:11:38,727 --> 01:11:39,625
Come on!
1198
01:11:39,895 --> 01:11:41,795
I'm right
1199
01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:47,025
Faster than me
1200
01:11:47,603 --> 01:11:48,968
you're so great
1201
01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:02,781
It's time
1202
01:12:05,287 --> 01:12:08,188
Changing image
1203
01:12:23,605 --> 01:12:24,333
Xiang Xiang?
1204
01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:25,334
I'm not your sister
1205
01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:26,508
Xiang Xiang, what are you doing?
1206
01:12:26,742 --> 01:12:27,709
Brother
1207
01:12:27,976 --> 01:12:30,035
Brother, my Changing lmage Magic...
1208
01:12:30,245 --> 01:12:30,904
Xiang Xiang
1209
01:12:31,146 --> 01:12:32,306
Turn me into a dog
1210
01:12:32,715 --> 01:12:33,807
Who are you?
1211
01:12:34,116 --> 01:12:35,140
I'm Qingxia!
1212
01:12:35,584 --> 01:12:36,551
Sister...
1213
01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,046
I will kill you
1214
01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:40,013
Go to save Master!
1215
01:12:57,606 --> 01:12:58,766
Don't hit my sister!
1216
01:12:59,274 --> 01:13:00,468
Come to save us
1217
01:13:09,985 --> 01:13:11,316
Kill that girl!
1218
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:12,077
No!
1219
01:13:12,287 --> 01:13:13,515
It's you! Go away!
1220
01:13:13,856 --> 01:13:15,517
I'll kill the one who block my way
1221
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,349
Goddess
1222
01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:21,356
I'm about to understand your words
1223
01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:23,825
I use my eyes to see
1224
01:13:24,133 --> 01:13:26,158
When I'm dying
1225
01:13:26,435 --> 01:13:28,596
I use my heart to see this world
1226
01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:30,095
and all things
1227
01:13:30,339 --> 01:13:32,830
I see it clearly
1228
01:13:36,044 --> 01:13:37,705
That girl...
1229
01:13:38,347 --> 01:13:40,781
left a drop of tear in my heart
1230
01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:42,447
I felt
1231
01:13:42,684 --> 01:13:44,515
her sorrow
1232
01:13:44,953 --> 01:13:46,284
Have you given up
1233
01:13:46,555 --> 01:13:48,147
all things in human world?
1234
01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:50,022
Yes
1235
01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:51,621
Life and death
1236
01:13:51,894 --> 01:13:52,861
is minor
1237
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,858
Great, great
1238
01:13:56,031 --> 01:13:57,589
Congratulations
1239
01:13:58,567 --> 01:13:59,329
Bro, what's up?
1240
01:13:59,535 --> 01:14:00,263
Come on, have a sit
1241
01:14:00,302 --> 01:14:01,701
Have a sit
1242
01:14:01,937 --> 01:14:03,905
It's unlucky that 3 friends of mine were
get involved
1243
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,437
It's none of their business!
1244
01:14:07,876 --> 01:14:09,275
But I don't understand
1245
01:14:09,511 --> 01:14:12,105
Why can human hatred lasts 10 years
50 years
1246
01:14:12,347 --> 01:14:13,837
and even 500 years?
1247
01:14:14,082 --> 01:14:16,243
What hatred is it?
1248
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:18,477
So the Longevity Monk went to the west
1249
01:14:18,754 --> 01:14:20,381
and got scriptures
1250
01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:22,647
which clean our heart
1251
01:14:23,225 --> 01:14:24,283
Understand
1252
01:14:24,660 --> 01:14:25,217
I wanna stay. There are
1253
01:14:25,561 --> 01:14:26,619
many things waiting for me to do
1254
01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:28,227
You go to have your next lives
as soon as possible!
1255
01:14:28,430 --> 01:14:29,727
Good!
1256
01:14:29,932 --> 01:14:31,797
You're slashed because of me
1257
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,797
I hope I can pay you back in my next life
1258
01:14:34,069 --> 01:14:35,161
Pay back more
1259
01:14:35,404 --> 01:14:37,065
I can do what I can do, grapes
1260
01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:40,400
Goodbye
1261
01:14:40,442 --> 01:14:42,103
We're leaving
1262
01:14:45,380 --> 01:14:47,371
I wanna warn you again
1263
01:14:47,649 --> 01:14:48,638
After wearing the Gold Ring
1264
01:14:48,917 --> 01:14:50,384
you're no longer a normal human
1265
01:14:50,619 --> 01:14:53,213
You can't touch human desires anymore
1266
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,148
If you do so
1267
01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,823
the Gold Ring will get smaller and smaller
1268
01:14:57,059 --> 01:14:57,923
It's very uncomfortable
1269
01:14:58,360 --> 01:14:59,349
Ok!
1270
01:15:00,829 --> 01:15:02,763
Before wearing this Ring
1271
01:15:02,965 --> 01:15:04,660
what do you wanna say?
1272
01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:12,565
I had my best love
1273
01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:14,035
But I don't treasure her
1274
01:15:14,576 --> 01:15:17,067
When I lost her, I felt regretful
1275
01:15:18,413 --> 01:15:21,348
It is the most painful thing in this world
1276
01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,611
If God can give me
1277
01:15:23,886 --> 01:15:25,046
another chance
1278
01:15:25,287 --> 01:15:27,687
I will say "I love you" to her!
1279
01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:31,192
If there is a time limit
1280
01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:34,429
I hope... it is 10 thousand years
1281
01:15:43,272 --> 01:15:44,671
Kowtow
1282
01:15:47,242 --> 01:15:48,504
Kowtow
1283
01:16:00,188 --> 01:16:01,951
Kowtow to the forefather
drink wedding wine
1284
01:16:02,190 --> 01:16:03,885
Now you're a member of the Bull Family
1285
01:16:29,718 --> 01:16:30,980
Colorful clouds...
1286
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:34,020
Look like mashmallow
1287
01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:37,420
Really?
1288
01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:41,991
Be careful!
1289
01:16:42,297 --> 01:16:45,528
Thundering
1290
01:16:45,801 --> 01:16:48,269
It's raining, get the clothes
1291
01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:18,694
Damn monkey, you flirt with my life
1292
01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:23,132
Although we are friends
1293
01:17:23,405 --> 01:17:26,374
I'll indict you slander if you repeat again
1294
01:17:26,775 --> 01:17:27,764
Kill him
1295
01:17:44,826 --> 01:17:45,952
Sorry!
1296
01:17:46,294 --> 01:17:48,558
This sneeze may make you disappointed
1297
01:17:56,471 --> 01:17:57,597
Joker
1298
01:18:00,542 --> 01:18:03,443
Are you satisfied this time?
1299
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,576
Master
1300
01:18:08,550 --> 01:18:10,711
It's the Monkey King
1301
01:18:10,986 --> 01:18:12,476
I just thought it's a piece of cloud
1302
01:18:13,321 --> 01:18:15,983
Master, I committed many offences
in the past
1303
01:18:16,258 --> 01:18:18,522
It's lucky that Goddess show a right road
to me
1304
01:18:18,794 --> 01:18:20,887
Now I'm gonna worship Buddha
whole-heartedly
1305
01:18:21,163 --> 01:18:23,859
I won't feel reluctant to give up
human desires
1306
01:18:24,132 --> 01:18:26,293
Master
1307
01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:28,264
I will take the responsibility
1308
01:18:29,004 --> 01:18:31,063
Great
1309
01:18:31,273 --> 01:18:33,764
You're now on the right road
1310
01:18:34,042 --> 01:18:35,168
Joker
1311
01:18:36,411 --> 01:18:38,242
Joker, you're here eventually
1312
01:18:38,413 --> 01:18:39,573
Miss!
1313
01:18:39,848 --> 01:18:43,579
I... know a friend called Joker
1314
01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:47,582
He ask me to tell Zixia lmmortal
something
1315
01:18:47,823 --> 01:18:48,653
Is it you?
1316
01:18:48,990 --> 01:18:49,922
Joker
1317
01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:51,285
Stop!
1318
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:52,853
I'm asking you, is it you?
1319
01:18:53,061 --> 01:18:54,858
Is it you?
1320
01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:57,689
Speak up
1321
01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,531
Yes
1322
01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:04,462
He said he had went back to the
starting point
1323
01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:06,435
And he hoped that
1324
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:09,734
she would find her best love
as soon as possible
1325
01:19:13,548 --> 01:19:15,379
Don't kid me, Joker
1326
01:19:15,684 --> 01:19:17,015
Let me tell you again
1327
01:19:17,285 --> 01:19:24,748
I'm the Monkey... King
1328
01:19:24,993 --> 01:19:26,085
Don't make any mistake
1329
01:19:29,231 --> 01:19:30,391
I'm gonna kill you today
1330
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:33,367
Change!
1331
01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:35,129
Beat you to death, damn monkey
1332
01:19:41,910 --> 01:19:42,899
Look out my fork
1333
01:19:47,215 --> 01:19:50,082
I like barbecued chicken wing!
1334
01:19:50,485 --> 01:19:52,476
Use my fork to make
barbecued chicken wing?
1335
01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:54,621
I nearly forget it
1336
01:19:55,323 --> 01:19:56,654
I'm a vegetarian
1337
01:19:58,126 --> 01:19:59,252
Give me back!
1338
01:20:11,606 --> 01:20:16,373
Is it funny! Tell me!
1339
01:20:16,711 --> 01:20:22,741
Tell me...
1340
01:20:23,018 --> 01:20:27,421
Why are you so quiet?
1341
01:20:27,956 --> 01:20:29,184
Help me
1342
01:20:30,525 --> 01:20:31,617
Sorry
1343
01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,387
I don't want you lose face in front of
your bros
1344
01:20:34,729 --> 01:20:35,991
Let me help you
1345
01:20:47,442 --> 01:20:48,374
Give back to you
1346
01:20:58,253 --> 01:20:59,982
Great! Look out
1347
01:21:00,355 --> 01:21:01,754
Super bugs
1348
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:09,758
I'm scared, so many bugs
1349
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,870
It's lucky that I have many little monkeys
1350
01:21:34,489 --> 01:21:36,286
Kill all the monkeys
1351
01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:39,491
Let him kill
1352
01:21:54,209 --> 01:21:59,044
Are you the Monkey King?
1353
01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:01,946
Will you go to the west to get scriptures?
1354
01:22:02,350 --> 01:22:03,476
bring me with you
1355
01:22:06,888 --> 01:22:08,048
Yes!
1356
01:22:09,057 --> 01:22:10,024
She can act as a whore
1357
01:22:10,358 --> 01:22:12,918
if she goes with me
1358
01:22:13,228 --> 01:22:15,355
That's great...
1359
01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:18,462
I can't take this anymore
1360
01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:20,032
Come here, hold me tight!
1361
01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:25,035
You can't take me anymore
1362
01:22:25,407 --> 01:22:26,396
I can
1363
01:22:26,675 --> 01:22:27,767
I can't take you anymore
1364
01:22:27,976 --> 01:22:30,809
You're so ugly, we're immortals
1365
01:22:31,046 --> 01:22:32,809
please no more sexual harassment
1366
01:22:33,581 --> 01:22:34,946
Why did you do that to me?
1367
01:22:36,618 --> 01:22:37,778
Are you angry?
1368
01:22:38,053 --> 01:22:39,020
I would get angry!
1369
01:22:39,220 --> 01:22:41,916
Cry if you want
1370
01:23:03,611 --> 01:23:05,909
I'll kill you all bastards
1371
01:23:10,919 --> 01:23:12,511
Magic Fan
1372
01:23:21,629 --> 01:23:23,460
Help me
1373
01:23:24,399 --> 01:23:25,491
So troublesome!
1374
01:23:28,069 --> 01:23:29,263
Master!
1375
01:23:29,571 --> 01:23:31,334
Monkey King, help me!
1376
01:23:40,582 --> 01:23:41,913
I can't believe that you do that to me
1377
01:23:44,953 --> 01:23:46,215
You two protect Master
1378
01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:48,614
I know
1379
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,252
Zixia, no
1380
01:23:57,999 --> 01:23:59,057
What are you doing?
1381
01:23:59,334 --> 01:24:00,232
Will you come?
1382
01:24:00,468 --> 01:24:02,197
Why are you so concerned about me?
Let me die
1383
01:24:04,072 --> 01:24:05,096
I'm not concerned about out
1384
01:24:05,306 --> 01:24:07,069
We'll treasure our lives
1385
01:24:07,275 --> 01:24:09,505
You are no immortals
1386
01:24:09,778 --> 01:24:11,609
Monkey King, you can't defeat me
1387
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:33,927
What a wide ditch
1388
01:24:35,403 --> 01:24:36,734
It's coming!
1389
01:24:36,971 --> 01:24:37,835
Stop kidding
1390
01:24:40,141 --> 01:24:42,234
Put the whole city to the side of the sun
1391
01:24:42,510 --> 01:24:43,772
Whom can you save now?
1392
01:24:57,559 --> 01:24:59,789
Don't bother me, you go to hell
1393
01:25:00,228 --> 01:25:01,160
Wait!
1394
01:25:07,302 --> 01:25:08,234
Lie to me again?
1395
01:25:26,888 --> 01:25:28,651
Damn monkey
how dare you stop my attack!
1396
01:25:30,391 --> 01:25:31,483
Go!
1397
01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:35,323
Go back!
1398
01:25:48,009 --> 01:25:49,374
Shit, burning
1399
01:25:52,113 --> 01:25:53,171
Stupid!
1400
01:25:54,249 --> 01:25:55,341
Bitch! What do you want?
1401
01:25:55,517 --> 01:25:56,347
Stupid!
1402
01:25:56,584 --> 01:25:57,380
you're stupid!
1403
01:25:57,685 --> 01:25:58,379
You're not human
1404
01:25:58,620 --> 01:25:59,678
You're not human
1405
01:26:00,021 --> 01:26:01,215
Don't get mad
1406
01:26:01,456 --> 01:26:02,855
Do you understand what I've told you?
1407
01:26:03,091 --> 01:26:05,082
Do you know I'm not an immortal now?
1408
01:26:05,727 --> 01:26:07,024
I only understand one thing
1409
01:26:07,262 --> 01:26:08,627
Love means pain
1410
01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:11,531
Don't bullshit with me
1411
01:26:11,766 --> 01:26:13,358
You've mistaken me!
1412
01:26:14,068 --> 01:26:15,899
Where did you buy these gold rings?
1413
01:26:21,376 --> 01:26:22,308
Be careful!
1414
01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:27,575
Zixia
1415
01:26:38,226 --> 01:26:39,454
Master, look out!
1416
01:26:50,638 --> 01:26:51,730
Zixia
1417
01:26:57,912 --> 01:27:01,575
My lover is a hero
1418
01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:07,287
One day he'll come with a cloud
come to me and marry me
1419
01:27:07,522 --> 01:27:09,149
I've guessed the start
1420
01:27:10,325 --> 01:27:14,284
But I haven't guessed the ending
1421
01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:01,040
Master...
1422
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:02,834
I want your life!
1423
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:44,112
It's very hot! You'll be a roast pig
1424
01:28:44,585 --> 01:28:45,609
lt'll explode
1425
01:28:45,853 --> 01:28:47,718
We have to get the help of Pandora's Box
1426
01:28:47,889 --> 01:28:48,856
Go
1427
01:28:52,026 --> 01:28:53,721
The sun is coming, hurry up
1428
01:28:53,961 --> 01:28:54,893
Bring Master go
1429
01:28:55,596 --> 01:28:56,654
Hurry up!
1430
01:28:59,033 --> 01:29:00,193
Qingxia
1431
01:29:00,835 --> 01:29:02,268
My sister is not here
1432
01:29:02,570 --> 01:29:05,198
I think I should go back
to be Buddha's lampwick again
1433
01:29:05,406 --> 01:29:06,498
Goodbye
1434
01:29:41,242 --> 01:29:43,369
Big Brother, you get up so early!
1435
01:29:43,611 --> 01:29:44,441
What's happened?
1436
01:29:44,712 --> 01:29:46,304
Big Brother, you've forgot it
1437
01:29:46,547 --> 01:29:47,946
I met a storm last night
1438
01:29:48,182 --> 01:29:50,013
You brought me here!
1439
01:29:50,518 --> 01:29:51,416
Go!
1440
01:29:52,353 --> 01:29:53,285
Master, where are we going now?
1441
01:29:53,488 --> 01:29:54,477
India
1442
01:29:54,756 --> 01:29:55,814
Why does Master speak in this way?
1443
01:29:56,090 --> 01:29:58,456
Master is a clear cut guy. Let's go
1444
01:29:59,494 --> 01:30:01,428
Master, walk slowly please
1445
01:30:04,832 --> 01:30:05,992
Bro, be careful!
1446
01:30:06,167 --> 01:30:07,099
Thanks!
1447
01:30:10,972 --> 01:30:12,803
It is said that this was the Waterfall Cave
500 years ago
1448
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:14,132
It's the living place of the Monkey King
1449
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:15,273
Since he's killed the King Bull
1450
01:30:15,543 --> 01:30:16,441
and saved the Longevity Monk
1451
01:30:16,711 --> 01:30:17,939
there are no devils in the world
1452
01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:20,011
After that, many people came here
fooling around
1453
01:30:20,281 --> 01:30:20,906
That guy put on a pig head
1454
01:30:21,149 --> 01:30:23,083
and say that he's Piggy
1455
01:30:23,317 --> 01:30:24,579
Bro
1456
01:30:24,852 --> 01:30:27,013
There is only make-upon your face
1457
01:30:27,288 --> 01:30:29,051
Please be more professional
1458
01:30:29,257 --> 01:30:31,225
Look at your hair
1459
01:30:31,492 --> 01:30:33,460
There are two cakes on your head
1460
01:30:33,761 --> 01:30:35,888
You should pay more money to make
yourself up
1461
01:30:36,097 --> 01:30:36,825
What's up?
1462
01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:38,258
Your image is really disgusting
1463
01:30:38,499 --> 01:30:39,761
Don't angry at me
I'm always an honest guy
1464
01:30:40,034 --> 01:30:40,966
I won't get angry
1465
01:30:41,269 --> 01:30:42,497
Cut me if you like
1466
01:30:42,770 --> 01:30:44,829
You son of bitch!
Do you think I daren't do so?
1467
01:30:45,072 --> 01:30:46,164
Thanks
1468
01:30:49,143 --> 01:30:51,077
This is really sage
1469
01:30:54,048 --> 01:30:55,140
Big Bro
1470
01:30:55,483 --> 01:30:57,007
Bro, let's go
1471
01:31:00,922 --> 01:31:01,889
Buddha Cave
1472
01:31:03,090 --> 01:31:04,318
Fine, thanks
1473
01:31:08,930 --> 01:31:11,694
Thanks...
1474
01:31:13,734 --> 01:31:15,031
Big Bro, what are you looking at?
1475
01:31:15,236 --> 01:31:17,067
Both girls who know Piggy
1476
01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,203
Who?
1477
01:31:18,673 --> 01:31:19,765
Beancurd Beauty
1478
01:31:20,007 --> 01:31:20,837
It is heard that
1479
01:31:21,008 --> 01:31:22,032
they sell beancurds
1480
01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:23,004
They have earned much money
1481
01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:25,438
for their husbands to attend
the civil service exam
1482
01:31:30,751 --> 01:31:32,309
The Highest Graduate
1483
01:31:42,029 --> 01:31:43,519
Mei!
1484
01:31:43,798 --> 01:31:45,857
Congratulations!
1485
01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:47,590
You husband has become
the Highest Graduates of the exam
1486
01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:49,632
Go to welcome him
1487
01:31:52,139 --> 01:31:53,299
Honey
1488
01:31:53,841 --> 01:31:57,277
Honey Honey
1489
01:31:59,881 --> 01:32:01,781
Go away, no one of your business
1490
01:32:03,084 --> 01:32:06,212
Honey, Ah
1491
01:32:07,455 --> 01:32:09,719
You work so hard in making beancurds
1492
01:32:09,924 --> 01:32:12,825
You work so hard in making beancurd
1493
01:32:14,028 --> 01:32:15,017
Honey
1494
01:32:15,263 --> 01:32:16,525
Honey
1495
01:32:16,731 --> 01:32:18,926
I know ow to make beancurds, too
1496
01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:21,565
Go!
1497
01:32:22,136 --> 01:32:23,296
Go!
1498
01:32:30,077 --> 01:32:31,408
Blow the ball
1499
01:32:31,646 --> 01:32:32,943
I blow the ball up
1500
01:32:33,180 --> 01:32:36,581
Blow the ball up and up
1501
01:32:36,851 --> 01:32:37,510
Come here!
1502
01:32:37,818 --> 01:32:38,580
It's crowded!
1503
01:32:38,786 --> 01:32:39,582
Monkey King
1504
01:32:39,954 --> 01:32:40,750
Master
1505
01:32:41,689 --> 01:32:42,656
Have a look
1506
01:32:42,990 --> 01:32:43,922
Ok!
1507
01:32:50,164 --> 01:32:52,758
They've stood there for 3 days
1508
01:32:53,067 --> 01:32:53,931
They didn't
1509
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:55,930
Look, devil
1510
01:33:05,146 --> 01:33:06,875
I think I shouldn't come
1511
01:33:07,448 --> 01:33:09,040
It's too late
1512
01:33:10,284 --> 01:33:11,683
Leave some memories, Ok?
1513
01:33:12,687 --> 01:33:13,949
I don't need memory
1514
01:33:14,355 --> 01:33:15,822
I want you
1515
01:33:17,191 --> 01:33:18,886
You can just get my body
1516
01:33:19,126 --> 01:33:20,593
instead of my spirit
1517
01:33:20,962 --> 01:33:22,259
I've got a lover already
1518
01:33:22,663 --> 01:33:23,630
We won't have godd result
1519
01:33:23,864 --> 01:33:24,922
Let go of me
1520
01:33:25,299 --> 01:33:27,324
I'll let you go
1521
01:33:27,735 --> 01:33:29,327
But you have to kiss me
before you've left
1522
01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:31,299
Have a kiss...
1523
01:33:31,906 --> 01:33:33,134
Kiss...
1524
01:33:33,407 --> 01:33:35,272
I'm just a powerless warrior
1525
01:33:35,509 --> 01:33:36,908
If kiss you
1526
01:33:37,178 --> 01:33:38,975
my image will be ruined
1527
01:33:39,146 --> 01:33:40,135
You're lying
1528
01:33:41,415 --> 01:33:42,347
You daren't kiss me
1529
01:33:42,617 --> 01:33:43,914
Because you still love me
1530
01:33:44,151 --> 01:33:45,277
I'm telling you
1531
01:33:45,519 --> 01:33:46,747
If you reject me
1532
01:33:47,021 --> 01:33:48,249
you'll regret for you whole life
1533
01:33:48,923 --> 01:33:50,550
I won't kiss you even if I regret
1534
01:33:51,125 --> 01:33:54,356
It's fate
1535
01:35:36,564 --> 01:35:38,293
I will stay here for my whole life
1536
01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:40,056
I love you
1537
01:36:26,013 --> 01:36:27,139
What's up?
1538
01:36:27,481 --> 01:36:29,108
That guy looks strange
1539
01:36:29,717 --> 01:36:30,979
I know
1540
01:36:31,318 --> 01:36:34,617
He looks like a dog!
96559
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
