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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,789 --> 00:00:34,945 104 DEGREES BENEATH THE SHEETS [aka SEX WITH A SMILE] 2 00:02:43,546 --> 00:02:47,646 THE MARE 3 00:03:02,006 --> 00:03:04,273 Good morning, counselor! Good morning, madam! 4 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:05,349 Good morning. 5 00:03:07,172 --> 00:03:09,544 - She's so beautiful ... - Good morning. 6 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,746 Hey guys, the mare is coming ... ! Come on! Come on! 7 00:03:20,985 --> 00:03:24,592 - Just look how she moves ... - She has a marvelous ass! 8 00:03:25,195 --> 00:03:29,834 - You're not going to look at the mare? - I don't care for such rough talk. Understand? 9 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:33,642 I find that kind of talk makes me horny. 10 00:03:40,282 --> 00:03:42,993 Hey! I want you in my bed! 11 00:03:45,103 --> 00:03:48,774 One time I saw her skating, boys. The way she moved that ass ... ! 12 00:03:51,811 --> 00:03:56,235 - Would you like to skate with me? - With pleasure, we can perform some figures. 13 00:03:59,367 --> 00:04:02,722 Bravo, Marelli! Very good!! 14 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,141 Don't be shy, you can hold me! 15 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:10,350 One, two... that's the rhythm. You want to try it? 16 00:04:10,577 --> 00:04:13,220 I think I've got the feel of it now. 17 00:04:13,809 --> 00:04:15,741 She moves like a butterfly! 18 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,001 Don't you think we make an attractive and stylish couple? 19 00:04:23,202 --> 00:04:24,802 Bravo, Marelli! 20 00:04:32,384 --> 00:04:33,839 Again! Over here... 21 00:04:36,004 --> 00:04:40,055 - Would you like to skate on into town? - Of course! 22 00:04:43,899 --> 00:04:47,732 Perhaps you'd like to come to my place for a glass of Rossoglio? 23 00:04:47,758 --> 00:04:49,060 Oh, you crazy fool! 24 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:53,284 - I'd better hold on to something... - Me too ... 25 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,220 - Be careful not to stumble! - I'm holding on ... 26 00:04:56,786 --> 00:05:03,171 I don't know if I can wait until we get to my home. 27 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,836 I'm not used to excitement of the flesh. There's a strong chance I won't be able to hold out. 28 00:05:05,955 --> 00:05:07,690 - Let's get to your apartment ... - It's getting big ... 29 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:11,123 - I understand... let's hurry! - It's really big now ... 30 00:05:12,599 --> 00:05:14,364 What are you doing? 31 00:05:16,281 --> 00:05:19,377 - That's phenominal... - What are you doing? Are you crazy? 32 00:05:19,509 --> 00:05:23,055 - What are you doing? - I'm emphasizing ... emphasizing! 33 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:26,254 You have naively fallen into my trap. 34 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,848 I'm burning with desire to get into your hidden places ... 35 00:05:29,853 --> 00:05:33,554 - You don't intend to abuse me ... !? - Yes, I intend to abuse you very much ... 36 00:05:33,685 --> 00:05:35,548 But why? Why? 37 00:05:35,766 --> 00:05:40,434 This will be my greatest abuse ever ... Stay right there. Don't move! 38 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:44,538 - The look on your face doesn't bode well for me. - You're so right ... 39 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:50,470 What are you doing? If you're a gentleman, you won't continue. It will turn out badly for you. 40 00:05:52,844 --> 00:05:56,495 - You see? - I see! Now shut up! 41 00:05:56,519 --> 00:05:57,727 - You're a monster! - Yes! 42 00:05:57,803 --> 00:06:00,529 I'll hang up if you continue ... 43 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:07,673 Excuse me, ma'am, but that's the dream I had about you. Can't I finish telling you about it? 44 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:11,569 Okay... if you can promise me it's a clean dream. 45 00:06:11,761 --> 00:06:15,412 I would censor my dreams if I could ... 46 00:06:15,705 --> 00:06:20,408 You can do what you want, but I forbid you from putting me in the middle of your delusions. 47 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:25,607 I'm sorry, my lady, but you WERE in the middle, while I was on top and underneath. 48 00:06:25,627 --> 00:06:29,527 - You had a face on the front and the back... - You must be crazy! 49 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:33,113 Why don't you tell me who you are? Why hide behind anonymity? 50 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:37,029 You're a stinking little coward! A coward! 51 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:42,167 No! I'm not a coward, I'm the victim here. Don't you understand? 52 00:06:42,230 --> 00:06:46,124 You're the one who led me on, fueled my desire and then left me troubled. 53 00:06:46,209 --> 00:06:50,277 You're the one who haunts my dreams, dreams that end in a violent manner. 54 00:06:50,724 --> 00:06:55,854 Ever since you arrived in this town, God forgive me, but ... 55 00:06:56,465 --> 00:06:59,869 ... I've raped you many, many times. 56 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:06,108 Why not leave me in peace, so you can recover. You should know that my husband is a man who will... 57 00:07:06,182 --> 00:07:11,996 Ma'am, allow me to tell you these things ... 58 00:07:12,091 --> 00:07:15,798 ... to cleanse myself, I need to share these carnal dreams ... 59 00:07:15,891 --> 00:07:19,467 ... which torture me and leave me feeling like a limp rag. 60 00:07:19,557 --> 00:07:24,015 - Well, I don't know how to help you. - I feel better already. 61 00:07:24,459 --> 00:07:29,113 - Until tomorrow... - I feel sick to my stomach, are you satisfied now? 62 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:32,910 - Really? Yet you take part ... - How do I participate? 63 00:07:32,912 --> 00:07:38,036 Yes, I mean that you understand that you have a problem. Where are those glasses? 64 00:07:38,051 --> 00:07:42,197 - What glasses? - I'm sorry... If possible, I'd like to discuss this tommorow. 65 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:46,276 Hello? 66 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:48,196 Hello? 67 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:12,901 - There she is! - Here comes the mare! 68 00:08:12,966 --> 00:08:16,418 Come to my bedroom... You're so beautiful, so beautiful! 69 00:08:16,506 --> 00:08:19,832 Climb in, beautiful! Get in the car! 70 00:08:29,368 --> 00:08:31,066 Take your time... I'll wait! 71 00:08:35,534 --> 00:08:38,057 She's undressing! She's undressing! 72 00:08:44,062 --> 00:08:48,265 - Go on ... - Lay an egg! 73 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:55,777 - Hurry up, Peppino! - Didn't you know that the mare was ... 74 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:59,757 - I don't care for that kind of rough talk. - All right then, let's get this done! 75 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:09,437 - Your drink, my boy! - Thank you! 76 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,817 - Hello! - Then you were expecting my call ... 77 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:45,425 - You've forgiven me? - I wouldn't say that I was expecting you ... 78 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:49,363 You know what will happen when I'm sick of this. 79 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:52,850 It's easy for you to pass yourself off as being ill. 80 00:09:52,904 --> 00:09:58,452 I know at 5:00 I'll be on the phone, and by 5:30 I'll be a free woman once again. 81 00:09:58,487 --> 00:10:03,015 When I get tired of being held captive, I will ask my husband to intervene. 82 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:07,333 - And you... you will go to jail. - But you're the one who has provoked me. 83 00:10:07,386 --> 00:10:10,677 For example, today you walked down the street dressed in tight clothing. 84 00:10:10,895 --> 00:10:12,446 Everyone ripped your clothes off with their eyes. 85 00:10:12,647 --> 00:10:17,426 But I remained firm. Yes... firm. You understand? 86 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:20,322 - How firm? - Very firm, extremely firm ... ! 87 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:27,713 I forced myself to look elsewhere. If I keep dreaming about you so ardently ... 88 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:34,664 ... I'm afraid I will ... ... I will lose my mind. Do you understand? 89 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:39,012 - What do you mean? - I won't be able to control my inhibitions ... 90 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:42,346 - I may end up taking you on the street ... - Are you trying to scare me? 91 00:10:42,439 --> 00:10:46,368 - Is this a threat? - On the contrary! On the contrary! 92 00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:51,061 To avoid any risk, if you want to go for an evening walk by yourself ... 93 00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:56,416 ... that won't leave me sweating, I recommend you avoid Circumvallazione Street! 94 00:10:56,801 --> 00:11:00,591 - Excuse me, but how old are you? - I'll be 40 on November 2nd. 95 00:11:00,602 --> 00:11:03,608 - Are you married? - Who, me? 96 00:11:04,223 --> 00:11:08,901 - Are you, perhaps, afraid of women? - I'm afraid of the depravity in this world ... 97 00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:11,796 ... the materialism and governmental injustice. 98 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:15,613 I may have accused you of these things in a dream. May I can tell you about my dream? 99 00:11:15,614 --> 00:11:17,715 Sure, tell me all the details. 100 00:11:18,499 --> 00:11:23,493 We were in some kind of courtroom. 101 00:11:23,539 --> 00:11:27,938 You were behind bars. I was one of your escorting guards. 102 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,173 Silence in the Courtroom! 103 00:11:33,335 --> 00:11:35,790 The defendant will rise! 104 00:11:42,599 --> 00:11:49,549 On behalf of the Italian people, according to Articles 411 and 719 of the Criminal Procedure Code ... 105 00:11:49,628 --> 00:11:56,063 ... and the following paragraphs: 4, 7, 9, 12 ... 106 00:11:56,107 --> 00:12:01,126 ... of Articles 519, 520 of the Penal Code. 107 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:06,884 According to the specifications of Articles 488 and 434 ... 108 00:12:07,064 --> 00:12:13,563 ... which refer to obscene acts, perversion, exposure of the anatomy ... 109 00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:17,430 ... acts that cause excitement and confusion. That incite outrage and resistance against ... 110 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:21,358 ... the forces of order and challenge their ability to act. 111 00:12:21,393 --> 00:12:27,759 Promote resistance to public order. Stimulate inappropriate acts by the unwary. 112 00:12:28,252 --> 00:12:32,729 Engage in acts of carnal pleasure, even against nature. 113 00:12:33,371 --> 00:12:36,965 Attempted coup and incitement to raise ... 114 00:12:37,013 --> 00:12:41,856 ... a conspiracy involving rough sex. Acts involving sexual desire in a public place. 115 00:12:42,582 --> 00:12:47,118 Corruption of minors, and aggrevated display of unbridled pleasure. 116 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:52,841 According to Articles 416, 417, 418 of the Penal Code ... 117 00:12:53,243 --> 00:13:01,308 Articles 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 15, 32, 43 and Articles 719, 811 ... 118 00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:06,812 813, and 10.423, I hereby sentence the defendant... 119 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,386 - All rise! - All rise! 120 00:13:11,877 --> 00:13:14,152 The defendant will rise! 121 00:13:16,277 --> 00:13:20,325 Very soon, your excellency. 122 00:13:23,742 --> 00:13:30,317 The defendant Emilia Chiaponni, alias: "The Dildo" and "The Mare" ... 123 00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:35,689 ... is sentenced to 102 years imprisonment, plus 15 years probation. 124 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:39,080 With no chance for parole. 125 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:44,467 I had to put on the brakes, still trembling with passion ... 126 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:50,109 Put on the brakes? You need a psychiatrist. 127 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,815 - I need to go now. See you tomorrow! - Tomorrow! 128 00:15:22,105 --> 00:15:29,042 - See... I'm type A-positive. - Ahhh... then I thirst for your blood. 129 00:15:29,087 --> 00:15:31,716 They told me that you were just the head of some association. 130 00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:35,976 - Those are just lies spread by my enemies. - My Dracula ... 131 00:15:36,498 --> 00:15:41,478 ... blood-sucker ... vampire. 132 00:15:42,454 --> 00:15:45,771 - Bite me! - No, no! Take it easy! 133 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,644 You'll make me lose my dentures! 134 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:52,056 Yes! Let's dive into a lake of red blood. 135 00:15:53,374 --> 00:15:57,347 - Let's get out of these uncomfortable clothes! - Yes, unleash your desire. 136 00:15:57,962 --> 00:16:03,131 What are you doing? Not the jugular! Don't you understand anything? 137 00:16:03,347 --> 00:16:05,484 I'm the real vampire, not you. 138 00:16:06,813 --> 00:16:10,636 Dracula! My Dracula! Come back to me! 139 00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:19,702 - What's the matter darling, don't you feel well? - No, no! It's nothing. 140 00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:42,482 - Please, let me do the talking. - Yes, ma'am.. 141 00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:47,401 Look, I want to ask you something. Okay, I know you suffer from an illness. 142 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:50,926 But I don't understand - how do you come to be the sick one and I have to listen to all your dreams? 143 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,867 I wanted to give you good news, I didn't dream tonight. 144 00:16:55,065 --> 00:17:00,475 You didn't... but I did. And astonishing things happened in it. 145 00:17:00,763 --> 00:17:05,589 At the cinema, I dreamed I was with Count Dracula and became more blood-thirsty than that vampire. 146 00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:10,840 It was all so stark and disturbing. I don't want to think about it any more ... 147 00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:16,809 I think that you're beginning to understand the torment I've experienced. 148 00:17:16,877 --> 00:17:20,747 The only solution is to meet, get to know each other ... 149 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,219 Have a civilized conversation. 150 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:29,962 I'm sure everything will feel much, ... much more natural. 151 00:17:30,611 --> 00:17:35,408 It will ease your mind. Like when you wake up from a nightmare. 152 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:41,164 The treatment you're proposing sounds very risky. I don't know if I could bear the shock. 153 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,529 Do you prefer this absurd situation? 154 00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:49,413 - Are you proposing a meeting? - Yes! Tonight, instead of going to the center ... 155 00:17:49,829 --> 00:17:52,890 ... I will take my usual walk on Circumvallazione Street. 156 00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:55,523 - No, please! - Why not? 157 00:17:55,565 --> 00:17:58,704 - Not that street! - No one will see us. 158 00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,092 Please don't go down that street. 159 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,067 Maybe I can manage to break the passion that grips you. 160 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:09,642 Are you trying to drive me crazy? If you walk down that street, I'll lock myself in the house. 161 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,684 Don't do that. You must promise that you'll watch for me! 162 00:18:12,871 --> 00:18:15,072 - I cannot promise you that. - Why not? 163 00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:18,597 Because my brakes will fail, and I'll lose all inhibitions against abusing you. 164 00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:23,843 - What do you mean? - It will kill me... No, please. 165 00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:26,019 The street is your only salvation. 166 00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:30,552 The street won't save me, it will only lead to the defiling of your body. 167 00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:34,007 - I will see you on Circumvallazione Street. - No, no! Listen ... 168 00:18:34,272 --> 00:18:36,543 Hello? Hello? 169 00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:15,516 I was sure you would come! Why don't you show yourself? 170 00:19:18,386 --> 00:19:22,932 This... is our magical moment. 171 00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:26,909 Look at me! 172 00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:33,779 Now you'll get to know the "mare"! 173 00:20:14,891 --> 00:20:17,147 - Hello... - Good evening, ma'am! 174 00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:22,274 Excuse me calling at this hour! I just wanted to know if you were okay. 175 00:20:22,315 --> 00:20:26,024 Bravo! You were awesome! 176 00:20:26,446 --> 00:20:29,338 Up until the last minute I thought I could do it. 177 00:20:29,349 --> 00:20:32,654 - But then... you saw me? - Yes, I saw you... 178 00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:37,861 It was like a crazy dream. It was ravishment in reverse ... I feel fulfilled. 179 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,798 I'm confused - what are you talking about? 180 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,544 Didn't you see how easy it was? 181 00:20:42,656 --> 00:20:47,391 We were made for each other. A stallion and a mare, my darling. 182 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:50,573 But I stayed firm... stayed firm... You understand? 183 00:20:50,755 --> 00:20:59,608 Which made me want you even more. You were an animal, a beast! You took me again and again ... 184 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,538 ... until I passed out. It's only your imagination, ma'am. 185 00:21:03,893 --> 00:21:07,988 I've done everything to be proper. Everything! Understand? 186 00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:11,790 I never felt so much pleasure. And you were so hairy ... 187 00:21:11,828 --> 00:21:16,140 What are you talking about? Who was hairy ... ? 188 00:21:16,195 --> 00:21:21,552 - Your're too modest! You made me swoon ... - You're an abomination! 189 00:21:21,669 --> 00:21:23,749 Yes, yes... talk rough to me ... 190 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:27,488 Your imagination has made you believe that your fantasies are reality ... 191 00:21:27,569 --> 00:21:28,976 What's so bad about having an imagination? 192 00:21:29,176 --> 00:21:35,430 You're just trying to seduce me! You're nothing but a common whore! 193 00:21:35,472 --> 00:21:39,494 - I don't understand! - There's nothing to understand. 194 00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:45,002 I'm going to tell your husband and create a scandal. I didn't leave my home until after 8:00. 195 00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:48,637 Enough of your stories - they're all crap! 196 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,819 - Hey, hairy head! Your tea has gone cold. - I don't want it anymore, thank you! 197 00:21:55,713 --> 00:21:59,226 Hey bartender, drinks all around. I'm buying. I pulled the "mare" into my cart tonight. 198 00:21:59,341 --> 00:22:01,345 We need to celebrate ... 199 00:22:03,354 --> 00:22:05,568 She was like a filly in heat! 200 00:22:05,799 --> 00:22:07,769 Silence!! 201 00:22:07,732 --> 00:22:13,613 I was on Circumvallazione Street when along came the "mare" ... 202 00:22:13,979 --> 00:22:18,331 I fucked her until I couldn't get it up any longer. I did it seven times ... 203 00:22:18,442 --> 00:22:22,049 You hear me... seven times! 204 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:27,746 I fucked her until she passed out ... 205 00:22:29,029 --> 00:22:32,208 Marelli, you're not drinking with us? 206 00:22:32,342 --> 00:22:36,877 - I can't listen to such rough talk ... - Then go to hell, you fool! 207 00:22:38,361 --> 00:22:40,306 I don't want to hear any more... 208 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,753 I don't... 209 00:23:00,402 --> 00:23:04,696 ONE FLEETING MOMENT 210 00:23:26,542 --> 00:23:28,181 Give me a light! 211 00:23:37,257 --> 00:23:41,329 - Are you looking at me? - Yes! I mean, no! 212 00:23:53,754 --> 00:23:55,310 I'm so hot ... 213 00:24:35,921 --> 00:24:37,446 You idiot, didn't you see the light? 214 00:24:38,331 --> 00:24:41,382 - Let me see! Just a little! - Are you crazy? 215 00:24:41,477 --> 00:24:43,244 What's wrong with that, Contessa? 216 00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:47,379 Pay attention to the road, are you trying to kill us? 217 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,903 Look out! 218 00:24:57,148 --> 00:24:58,593 Be careful ... 219 00:25:00,425 --> 00:25:03,546 Filippo, you're a fool. Look what you've done! 220 00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:06,985 It's okay now, Contessa. It lost control for a moment. 221 00:25:07,859 --> 00:25:11,840 - I'll have to fire you now, Filippo. - No, please don't fire me. 222 00:25:12,281 --> 00:25:15,165 I'm sorry, Contessa! It's just that this is a special morning. 223 00:25:15,242 --> 00:25:18,628 Since I hired you, every morning is special for you. 224 00:25:18,721 --> 00:25:22,438 This morning was especially difficult. My head was spinning! 225 00:25:22,497 --> 00:25:25,642 - I don't see how. - We exchanged glances in the mirror. 226 00:25:25,954 --> 00:25:29,319 It was just a quick exchange of glances ... 227 00:25:29,385 --> 00:25:32,840 ... but I soon saw what your intentions were! 228 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:37,455 What kind of intentions? Here in front of everyone? Has something happened to your brain? 229 00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:42,664 - That's right, my brain is sick with love. - Please, don't speak to me of love. 230 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:45,958 It's more than love ... It's delirium, passion, madness. 231 00:25:46,193 --> 00:25:50,044 It increases my sex drive until I can't understand anything. 232 00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:54,632 Well said. You don't understand anything! You're confusing a disorder, an illness ... 233 00:25:54,696 --> 00:25:57,600 You need to see a specialist. 234 00:25:58,101 --> 00:25:59,301 Well? 235 00:25:59,454 --> 00:26:02,839 Who's the idiot driving this car? 236 00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:07,133 - I'll show them. - Come back here, we have to get to the beach. 237 00:26:07,221 --> 00:26:09,197 You shouldn't worry about them! 238 00:26:09,197 --> 00:26:12,409 - I told you to roll down your window. - Is there something wrong? 239 00:26:12,513 --> 00:26:15,202 You're full of shit. Don't act like you don't know what happened? 240 00:26:15,334 --> 00:26:19,446 It was an accident, but now the car won't start. 241 00:26:19,754 --> 00:26:24,358 I'm sorry if we've caused a problem. 242 00:26:24,768 --> 00:26:27,127 - A thousand pardons! - I understand! 243 00:26:27,376 --> 00:26:28,952 Thank you, officer! 244 00:26:28,994 --> 00:26:31,707 All's well that ends well. 245 00:26:32,233 --> 00:26:35,098 There are enough of us here, we can give you a push. 246 00:26:35,309 --> 00:26:38,258 Yes, all's well that ends well. 247 00:26:40,589 --> 00:26:45,130 Push! Push! 248 00:26:50,606 --> 00:26:54,940 - Filippo! Move closer! - I'm coming, Contessa. 249 00:26:58,332 --> 00:27:02,293 Lean forward, Filippo! That's how I look best. 250 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:06,905 Get lower! Bend your knees. 251 00:27:07,706 --> 00:27:08,906 Lower! 252 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,501 Get on your knees. Yes... like that! 253 00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:17,036 You need to get down low so that you include the fountain. 254 00:27:18,965 --> 00:27:21,705 - Can you see the fountain, Filippo? - The fountain? 255 00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,013 I can see... 256 00:27:25,559 --> 00:27:29,204 I adore her... adore her! 257 00:27:33,171 --> 00:27:34,609 Filippo! 258 00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:39,944 What are you doing? Where's the camera? 259 00:27:40,281 --> 00:27:42,864 It was expensive. 260 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:50,989 What's this? Filippo! 261 00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:52,690 Who is it? 262 00:27:52,783 --> 00:27:55,030 - Get up! - I'm getting up! 263 00:27:56,322 --> 00:27:58,773 I'm coming, Lady Contessa! I'm coming... 264 00:27:59,257 --> 00:28:01,411 What did you see, Filippo? 265 00:28:02,176 --> 00:28:04,058 You told me to lean forward, so I leaned. 266 00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:08,069 - I want to know what you saw! - I don't remember. But this woman... 267 00:28:08,192 --> 00:28:12,048 - Did you take pictures of my panties? - Don't say panties! 268 00:28:12,133 --> 00:28:15,265 Lace underwear drives me crazy. Pure linen ... 269 00:28:15,367 --> 00:28:19,648 - You swine! You've seen my panties! - They were pure linen, pure linen... 270 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,221 Goal! 271 00:29:04,441 --> 00:29:06,498 I've prepared everything, Lady Contessa ... 272 00:29:06,499 --> 00:29:11,909 I have the feeling, Filippo, that because of your condition, it would be best if you waited in the car while I ate my lunch. 273 00:29:12,399 --> 00:29:14,299 Very good, Lady Contessa... 274 00:29:16,492 --> 00:29:20,993 - Filippo ! - Yes, Lady Contessa... 275 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:24,694 - I know what you'd like to do. - I wouldn't allow myself, Contessa. 276 00:29:25,115 --> 00:29:28,286 Don't be a hypocrite. You think I don't know? 277 00:29:28,324 --> 00:29:30,997 - I swear ... - Don't lie! 278 00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:37,523 I don't know what to do with you, Filippo. You force me to be hard and ruthless ... 279 00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:43,261 I'm so cruel, while you're efficient and impeccable ... 280 00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:46,743 I am pleased that we're together. 281 00:29:46,796 --> 00:29:48,562 As am I, my lady! 282 00:29:49,262 --> 00:29:53,830 For you've proved to be the finest touring driver I've had, compared to others I've know ... 283 00:29:53,931 --> 00:29:56,211 ... but you're also the first to act like a wild beast, 284 00:29:56,263 --> 00:30:00,454 ... and serve me food like wallpaper ... ... that was poorly boiled. 285 00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:03,779 Please don't report me! I have a family... a family! 286 00:30:03,823 --> 00:30:06,593 And I'm entitled to some peace and quiet, right? 287 00:30:06,642 --> 00:30:09,983 It's because of my hot southern blood. 288 00:30:10,164 --> 00:30:13,321 - But you're from Milan! - That's my home, but I feel like a Carthaginian. 289 00:30:14,658 --> 00:30:20,369 I can see that! You're so wild ... Uncivilized, hot blooded ... 290 00:30:20,643 --> 00:30:26,705 ... and naive! But I understand, when every day you must be near a refined lady like myself ... 291 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:29,298 - Yes, refined ... - Perfumed ... 292 00:30:29,373 --> 00:30:32,076 - Perfumed ... - Young ... 293 00:30:32,107 --> 00:30:33,958 Young ... 294 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:38,525 - Not to mention, very provocative! - Yes, provocative ... 295 00:30:39,466 --> 00:30:44,588 I can no longer look at you in the same way! You make me feel ... naked! 296 00:30:44,681 --> 00:30:48,163 Don't say naked! You know it drives me crazy ... 297 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,948 Stop, remember your place. What's the matter with you? 298 00:30:52,353 --> 00:30:55,616 Go to the car, and get control of yourself! You must have other outlets for these ... 299 00:30:55,716 --> 00:30:59,764 - Prepare my inflatable mattress. - What? ... 300 00:30:59,850 --> 00:31:02,005 - I want to get a little tan. Now go! - I'm going! 301 00:31:03,666 --> 00:31:06,251 Other outlets ... 302 00:32:19,126 --> 00:32:21,323 - What are you doing? - Pumping! 303 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:24,097 - Pumping? - Pumping! It was deflating. 304 00:32:26,302 --> 00:32:30,034 - Let me put you back on it. - No! I'm ready to leave... 305 00:32:30,104 --> 00:32:33,028 You're such an idiot! What are you doing, feeling me up? 306 00:32:33,149 --> 00:32:36,583 - You touched me! - Who touched you? 307 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:40,548 Don't you ever stop? This time, you'll go to jail. 308 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,511 - You pay for everything! - No, not everything, Contessa! 309 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:49,507 Do anything you want, but forgive me! Please forgive me! 310 00:32:50,589 --> 00:32:55,046 Okay, I don't want to be mean. But remember, this is the last time! 311 00:32:55,077 --> 00:32:59,637 Between your social station and mine is a wide gulf. You know how wide? 312 00:32:59,723 --> 00:33:02,144 - Uncrossable! - Uncrossable... ? 313 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,073 Now, pack everything so we can leave. You've ruined my day. 314 00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:08,547 Because of you, Mr. Luciano wouldn't come with me. Do you understand? 315 00:33:08,582 --> 00:33:11,941 How have I come between you and Mr. Luciano? 316 00:33:11,994 --> 00:33:15,076 Mr. Luciano must be an idiot, because he didn't come with you today. 317 00:33:15,081 --> 00:33:18,357 I know I shouldn't say this, because you are ... 318 00:33:18,378 --> 00:33:21,568 ... a lady and a contessa, but I will anyway. 319 00:33:21,732 --> 00:33:25,347 You know what I think? This gentleman, Luciano, is a fool. 320 00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:28,319 With all due respect, he's a jerk and a... 321 00:33:28,390 --> 00:33:31,213 You cannot say such things about Luciano. 322 00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:34,665 I can't? Luciano, you're a fool and a jerk! 323 00:33:35,322 --> 00:33:38,461 You're a jerk because of the way you treat a lady, especially a contessa. I'll kill you! 324 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,164 - I'll crack your head like a rotten egg! - Look, it doesn't matter ... 325 00:33:41,636 --> 00:33:45,953 I'll show you who's Filippo from Milan! 326 00:33:46,006 --> 00:33:49,487 - Let go of the pump! - I'm keeping the pump! 327 00:33:49,563 --> 00:33:52,743 - What are you doing? - I'm holding the pump up! 328 00:33:53,987 --> 00:33:57,176 - Help! - I am helping you! 329 00:33:57,230 --> 00:33:59,696 - I understand women! - What do you understand? 330 00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:03,482 - Filippo! The pump! - What pump? 331 00:34:03,566 --> 00:34:06,106 This pump... 332 00:34:06,109 --> 00:34:07,772 Damned pump! 333 00:34:09,282 --> 00:34:12,218 - I want to see how far you're willing to go! - I'll show you how far I'll go. 334 00:34:12,372 --> 00:34:17,294 You're a pig. Get off my leg! Let me get up. 335 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:22,147 - You're fired, Filippo! - I don't care! Come here... 336 00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:25,781 - What if Mr. Luciano comes!? - I'll fuck him too. 337 00:34:26,201 --> 00:34:28,352 - You're a sadist. A vulgar brute. - Yes, a brute ... 338 00:34:28,353 --> 00:34:29,953 - And vulgar ... - Yes, I'm vulgar ... 339 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,312 - Let's get a bit more comfortable. - Yes, we need to get comfortable! 340 00:34:32,354 --> 00:34:34,636 Not so rough. Say something to me in French. 341 00:34:34,684 --> 00:34:37,368 - Don't worry, I'll be your woman. - In French? 342 00:34:37,388 --> 00:34:39,758 Oui oui, mon amor... I want to fuck you! 343 00:34:40,124 --> 00:34:43,545 - I'm so disappointed! You had references ... - And you came with references, too. 344 00:34:43,634 --> 00:34:47,288 - What did my references say? - That you're a major bitch! 345 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,282 - Yes, I'm a bitch. - Only a bitch? 346 00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:55,034 - I like to fuck in a Rolls Royce! - Why, have you done it in other cars? 347 00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:57,862 - In a Jaguar, a Bentley ... - Lamborghini? 348 00:34:57,865 --> 00:34:59,617 - In a Lamborghini Quatro! - In a Citro�n? 349 00:34:59,735 --> 00:35:02,917 - The Coupe? - No, the Coupe's too awkward. 350 00:35:02,964 --> 00:35:05,229 - In the Cabriolet? - Yes! 351 00:35:05,591 --> 00:35:07,765 - With front-wheel drive ... - Fuel injection? 352 00:35:07,766 --> 00:35:12,264 - Rear-wheel drive ... - All-wheel drive ... 353 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,260 - Citro�n? - I already told you Citro�n. 354 00:35:14,358 --> 00:35:16,558 - Lamborghini? - Didn't I say Lamborghini ... 355 00:35:16,631 --> 00:35:20,033 - There was a... and a ... - Yes? 356 00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:23,752 I wanted you to list all the cars on the market ... 357 00:35:24,098 --> 00:35:27,618 - But you ... - Can't ... 358 00:35:30,010 --> 00:35:31,969 It's not my day ... 359 00:35:36,247 --> 00:35:41,103 Here! 200, 210... 360 00:35:41,563 --> 00:35:46,372 220, 221, 222, 223, 224... 361 00:35:46,470 --> 00:35:48,716 ... there's 500. 362 00:35:48,722 --> 00:35:51,566 You'll take some casino tokens, right? They're the same as cash. 363 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:55,213 - 225,000. - The amount due is 227,800. 364 00:35:55,745 --> 00:35:58,820 - How about a little discount ... - Not one lire. 365 00:35:59,174 --> 00:36:02,023 - It's because of all the miles. It's not my fault! - It's not his fault. 366 00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:05,801 - We're short just 2800 lire. - Like I told your wife... 367 00:36:06,169 --> 00:36:10,673 ... I just lost half a million in three hours at my wedding. 368 00:36:10,797 --> 00:36:13,258 - Since it was his wedding ... - I understand ... 369 00:36:13,347 --> 00:36:16,185 Here's 3000 lire. You can use the rest to buy yourself some ice cream. 370 00:36:16,221 --> 00:36:19,781 - No, let me buy you some ice cream. - Don't start, I'm a little upset right now. 371 00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:23,806 - Over 2800 lire? - I'm sorry to have upset you. 372 00:36:24,035 --> 00:36:26,892 Get me out of here Filippo, before I slap my purse over his head. 373 00:36:26,938 --> 00:36:28,549 You don't know who you're dealing with here ... 374 00:36:28,552 --> 00:36:33,942 I offer to buy an ice cream and you want to hit me in the head? You and your chicken husband can ... 375 00:36:35,655 --> 00:36:37,675 Stay calm, Filippo! 376 00:36:40,549 --> 00:36:43,640 Just who are you calling chicken? 377 00:36:46,701 --> 00:36:48,969 - He meant you! - You! That's who! 378 00:36:50,086 --> 00:36:51,821 - I just asked ... - Yes. 379 00:36:52,552 --> 00:36:55,487 ... so that I could be clear ... 380 00:36:55,502 --> 00:36:58,939 Let's go. He isn't worth getting your hands dirty. 381 00:37:05,531 --> 00:37:07,601 Faster... ! 382 00:37:08,657 --> 00:37:11,889 And you better thank God that my wife was here. 383 00:37:11,954 --> 00:37:15,269 If she hadn't been here, things would have ended badly ... 384 00:37:15,269 --> 00:37:17,090 - Ciao, beautiful one! - This doesn't end here ... 385 00:37:17,571 --> 00:37:20,693 Get in the car! 386 00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:30,459 - This doesn't end here! - I agree! We must find a solution. 387 00:37:30,573 --> 00:37:33,504 So now you're going to start? 388 00:37:34,059 --> 00:37:38,036 You made me dress like a harem slave with jewels on my forehead, and what did you do? 389 00:37:38,064 --> 00:37:41,278 - You were the Sultan, made of hardwood ... - You meant to say, "eunuch"! 390 00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:43,087 Okay, whatever you say! 391 00:37:43,148 --> 00:37:45,832 You couldn't handle the student with the mini-skirt. You were too shy. 392 00:37:46,411 --> 00:37:49,351 I was the contessa in a Rolls Royce, still nothing! 393 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,606 I need to do the prostitute thing and then we'll have tried everything. 394 00:37:52,707 --> 00:37:56,477 It seems that Luigi's death has caused me trauma. 395 00:37:56,525 --> 00:37:58,664 But this has gone on for several months now. 396 00:37:58,864 --> 00:38:02,131 The doctor told me to try with fantasies. And I've tried with fantasies. 397 00:38:02,273 --> 00:38:07,157 I have a fantasy: a good night! After this last fantasy we have nothing to eat. 398 00:38:07,376 --> 00:38:11,029 Maybe next time I'll fall in love with someone ... 399 00:38:11,485 --> 00:38:16,506 - You know it's a psychosis? All in your head? - So it's me? 400 00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:21,082 - Where did you learn about that? - Nuns would do better ... 401 00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:25,847 - You don't know how to finish your act. - I can't finish my act? 402 00:38:25,876 --> 00:38:31,394 I've played 24 different parts for you. But you couldn't get hard ... 403 00:38:31,406 --> 00:38:34,722 You're just a wimp! You know what I think? 404 00:38:35,324 --> 00:38:37,407 I think you're gay! 405 00:38:37,428 --> 00:38:41,191 And you just don't know how to act like a slut... like a filthy slut! 406 00:38:41,675 --> 00:38:44,533 Sure, always blame me. 407 00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:47,225 - What did you just say about me? - You're gay! 408 00:38:47,590 --> 00:38:51,244 - Who's gay? - Yes! You know what everyone says about you? 409 00:38:51,803 --> 00:38:56,031 - Shall I tell you? Condom gobbler! That's it. - Condom gobbler!? 410 00:38:56,124 --> 00:38:59,322 Yes, condom gobbler! 411 00:39:01,223 --> 00:39:02,523 Take that! 412 00:39:05,073 --> 00:39:08,129 - Esmeralda! - What is it? 413 00:39:08,172 --> 00:39:10,642 - It's ... - This is it? 414 00:39:10,860 --> 00:39:13,369 - This is it ... 415 00:39:13,732 --> 00:39:16,702 - Filippo... - Who's a condom gobbler? 416 00:39:16,733 --> 00:39:20,463 - Esmeralda ! - Yes. 417 00:39:20,514 --> 00:39:22,494 Here in the middle of the intersection, in front of everyone? 418 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:25,305 The doctor said you should not not miss any opportunity. 419 00:39:25,306 --> 00:39:27,106 Then let's drop the seats, eh? 420 00:39:27,422 --> 00:39:29,698 - Do you love me, dear? - I love you, dear! 421 00:39:43,432 --> 00:39:47,594 They won't stop. Should I take them to a parking garage, or the vice department? 422 00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:14,591 THE BODYGUARD 423 00:40:27,798 --> 00:40:31,052 Thank you for the invitation to stay at your villa, 424 00:40:31,869 --> 00:40:35,553 I'm sending my artwork right away, and I'll be there Wednesday ... 425 00:40:39,910 --> 00:40:45,861 This isn't a life, it's a nightmare. I can't go on, it's too exasperating! 426 00:40:46,272 --> 00:40:48,447 - You're behaving quite oddly today. Believe me! - I am not! 427 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:54,480 I can't take a walk without feeling your eyes on the back of my neck. 428 00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:56,438 I think I'll go mad. 429 00:40:56,938 --> 00:41:01,066 I have learned from experience to see in both directions at once. 430 00:41:03,952 --> 00:41:06,753 - Why don't you look where you're going? - You must tell me when you plan to stop, 431 00:41:06,767 --> 00:41:09,966 ... otherwise we'll collide. 432 00:41:11,078 --> 00:41:13,484 Didn't you just tell me that you can see me when you're back is turned? 433 00:41:13,817 --> 00:41:16,298 I was the best bodyguard in Chicago, Miss. 434 00:41:16,298 --> 00:41:20,350 12 years of training, protected 40 people. You're safe with me. 435 00:41:20,457 --> 00:41:25,269 Last month you were nearly kidnapped, your protection was inadequate. 436 00:41:25,330 --> 00:41:29,550 A bodyguard should always be watchful. When I sleep, I don't actually sleep. 437 00:41:29,581 --> 00:41:32,474 When I eat, I'm not really eating. When I laugh, I'm not really laughing. 438 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:35,362 When was looking at you earlier, I was actually looking behind you. 439 00:41:36,554 --> 00:41:38,957 - Would to like a cigarette to calm you down! - No. 440 00:41:39,003 --> 00:41:42,199 Mind if I smoke? As I was saying ... 441 00:41:43,556 --> 00:41:47,044 My field of vision is very wide. I'm a 360 degree bodyguard. 442 00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:48,212 Get out! 443 00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:17,141 Alex! 444 00:42:20,212 --> 00:42:22,729 Is it possible? That you only eat carrots? 445 00:42:22,919 --> 00:42:26,809 They contain vitamin E to improve and develop the eyes. 446 00:42:47,694 --> 00:42:48,949 Thank you! 447 00:43:18,198 --> 00:43:19,487 What is it? 448 00:43:20,709 --> 00:43:22,369 What did you hear? 449 00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:29,697 On the table? What are you doing, are you an imbecile? 450 00:43:32,216 --> 00:43:34,076 Where are you going, Alex? 451 00:43:38,693 --> 00:43:40,287 Did you call? 452 00:43:46,343 --> 00:43:48,268 What a disaster ... 453 00:43:50,677 --> 00:43:52,877 Now, can you tell me what it was? 454 00:43:54,519 --> 00:43:57,834 - A false alarm! - A false alarm .... 455 00:43:58,049 --> 00:44:02,297 Now you tell me ... ! You've nearly destroyed my house. 456 00:44:02,384 --> 00:44:04,740 Bravo! Congratulations! 457 00:44:12,104 --> 00:44:15,042 - You can't come in, I'm using the bathroom. - No problem. 458 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,187 How dare you? Are you crazy? Couldn't you wait until I was out of the bathroom? 459 00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,962 - I'm doing my night patrol. - Patrol, patrol! Get out! 460 00:44:43,971 --> 00:44:47,490 This will only take a minute. It's the Japanese system. 461 00:44:47,882 --> 00:44:51,452 Japanese? Why do we need a Japanese system? 462 00:44:56,339 --> 00:44:58,402 - Why are you taking the picture? - It's a fake. 463 00:44:58,664 --> 00:45:01,643 What are you doing, are you crazy? Why look in there? 464 00:45:01,677 --> 00:45:05,578 There may have been a dogfish, but there was nothing noteworthy. 465 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:08,204 A dogfish? In my toilet? 466 00:45:09,468 --> 00:45:11,029 One chair. 467 00:45:11,890 --> 00:45:15,084 Hey! What, did you expect to find - a bomb? 468 00:45:16,285 --> 00:45:19,157 My God! It's the end of the world. I told you to leave. 469 00:45:20,235 --> 00:45:22,210 What are you into now? 470 00:45:23,511 --> 00:45:25,111 See here... that's my perfume! 471 00:45:26,564 --> 00:45:30,539 Have I no right to be left alone - even in my bathroom? 472 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:33,069 What have you got there? 473 00:45:38,249 --> 00:45:42,269 My Lord! How long must I put up with this madness? 474 00:45:45,537 --> 00:45:50,229 What's... the matter? What have you thought of now? 475 00:45:50,571 --> 00:45:55,485 No, no! That's not bodyguard's job. 476 00:45:56,859 --> 00:45:58,407 You know that I'll scream. 477 00:46:00,912 --> 00:46:03,336 - Get your hands out of there, you pig! - Here... 478 00:46:03,713 --> 00:46:07,446 What did you think I was doing? I have a difficult job to do, so don't hinder me any more! 479 00:46:07,467 --> 00:46:10,663 - Then don't abuse your position. - Abuse? 480 00:46:10,733 --> 00:46:13,199 - This could be poisonous soap. - Soap ... ! 481 00:46:13,210 --> 00:46:16,317 - It's not poisonous. - Well, you won't get to see me naked. 482 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:19,424 Even if I see, I'll make sure that I don't see. 483 00:46:19,517 --> 00:46:22,941 After years in this occupation, it doesn't matter to me if a woman is dressed or naked. 484 00:46:22,976 --> 00:46:27,915 To me you're just a fixture. And I must be the same for you. 485 00:46:27,973 --> 00:46:31,133 I'm not even a fixture. I'm an animal. 486 00:46:31,569 --> 00:46:33,970 - A dog. A guard dog. - A dog? 487 00:46:34,381 --> 00:46:39,005 If your dog came into the bathroom and saw you naked, would you mind? 488 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,688 - No. But no offense, you are Alex. - Just call me Fido. 489 00:46:43,828 --> 00:46:48,190 - A good Fido? Now march on out of here! - Okay. 490 00:46:48,571 --> 00:46:50,907 Out! Get out, Fido! Leave ... 491 00:46:51,073 --> 00:46:55,353 - Okay, I'll leaving. Even without a muzzle. - Leave! 492 00:46:55,826 --> 00:46:57,538 Otherwise I might bark ... 493 00:47:05,676 --> 00:47:09,018 - I don't understand, he was recommended! - I know, papa! 494 00:47:09,106 --> 00:47:12,693 Believe me papa, my life has become a nightmare. 495 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:17,672 - Have a little patience, Marina! - I'm all done. I can't take any more. 496 00:47:17,813 --> 00:47:20,205 He follows me everywhere, even into the bathroom. 497 00:47:20,541 --> 00:47:24,218 I don't see him right now, but he may well be hiding in the phone. 498 00:47:25,232 --> 00:47:29,235 - Please, get him out of here. - I'm stuck in New York for a few more days. 499 00:47:29,278 --> 00:47:32,340 You just need to accept that it's his duty to keep an eye on you. 500 00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:36,226 When I look into those eyes, I feel like I need you to hold me. Please, papa! 501 00:47:36,247 --> 00:47:39,481 - Find me someone else! - It's just a few more days. 502 00:47:39,553 --> 00:47:44,731 You have to have a good bodyguard near you. He was Kissinger's guard until two months ago. 503 00:47:44,751 --> 00:47:48,370 - Maybe he'll take him back. - No, the Arabs didn't want him around. 504 00:47:48,412 --> 00:47:52,494 They realized that he could see what was going on beyond the Suez from Tel Aviv. 505 00:47:52,568 --> 00:47:57,539 Okay, okay! I can't guarantee anything. I won't you promise anything ... 506 00:47:57,558 --> 00:48:00,568 - ... but I'll try! Okay? - Bravo, that's my girl! 507 00:48:00,609 --> 00:48:03,101 - See you, honey! - See you, papa! 508 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,414 - Pardon me! - What are you doing? 509 00:48:31,062 --> 00:48:32,625 Miss! 510 00:48:39,536 --> 00:48:41,137 - One moment. - Not again? 511 00:48:41,348 --> 00:48:42,366 You may go! 512 00:48:43,981 --> 00:48:47,603 - Woman on the grass. - Woman on the grass! 513 00:48:48,879 --> 00:48:51,991 - Are you from Paris, Francois, or the provinces? - No, I'm from Palermo. 514 00:48:52,268 --> 00:48:54,965 - What do you call that one under the cellophane? - Coitus! 515 00:48:54,971 --> 00:48:58,616 It's unfinished. I stopped work on it to savor the inspiration. 516 00:48:58,899 --> 00:49:00,161 So it's actually "coitus intreruptus." 517 00:49:00,256 --> 00:49:02,895 - He's fantastic! - It's just a sculpture ... 518 00:49:02,977 --> 00:49:05,765 I'm talking about him, stupid. Why would I be interested in this stuff? 519 00:49:06,064 --> 00:49:11,363 You seem so calm and introspective, I don't understand how such creative force ... 520 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:14,751 Francois is pure, a true artist. 521 00:49:14,751 --> 00:49:17,914 Unaffected by our consumer society. Isn't that so? 522 00:49:20,135 --> 00:49:24,024 Is it true, master, that you've developed your own techniques to get these results? 523 00:49:24,056 --> 00:49:27,551 Yes, it's an ancient blend combined with quick-setting cement. 524 00:49:27,588 --> 00:49:31,193 For example, this unfinished piece is ready to be filled with my mixture. 525 00:49:33,135 --> 00:49:35,248 - Hi, Marina! - Hey! 526 00:49:36,884 --> 00:49:41,708 I know you hired that fool to protect you from kidnappers, but he's at the gate groping everyone ... 527 00:49:42,326 --> 00:49:45,934 - ... I think he's going too far. - This isn't an airport in Tel Aviv ... 528 00:49:46,866 --> 00:49:48,277 I'm so sorry... 529 00:49:57,376 --> 00:49:58,676 Miss! 530 00:50:00,406 --> 00:50:03,678 More slowly... I say, did you find something new? 531 00:50:03,679 --> 00:50:04,879 Has it dawned on you, my dear? 532 00:50:09,277 --> 00:50:11,095 Sounds like he was in the military. 533 00:50:17,691 --> 00:50:19,795 Alex! What are you doing? 534 00:50:20,327 --> 00:50:23,134 Stand back, please! Entry is temporarily suspended! 535 00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:25,016 - What are you doing? - Body searches. 536 00:50:25,028 --> 00:50:28,270 - But they're my friends. - It wouldn't matter if they were family. 537 00:50:28,368 --> 00:50:30,236 - The rules apply to everyone. - I forbid it. 538 00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,526 If I'm to do my job, I cannot accept any orders. 539 00:50:33,547 --> 00:50:36,447 This was all my father's idea, now let them in. 540 00:50:36,622 --> 00:50:41,125 - No one comes in without being searched. - I'll kill you with my bare hands. 541 00:51:38,326 --> 00:51:41,326 - Beg pardon... - Are you one of the servers? 542 00:51:42,427 --> 00:51:45,527 If you're not looking, you'll find you're not serving from up here, but serving from the pool. 543 00:51:56,170 --> 00:51:58,261 Alex! I knew it! 544 00:52:00,761 --> 00:52:02,639 Excuse me, Francois! 545 00:52:03,743 --> 00:52:09,453 Try to understand, Alex. You must do me a favor, just for tonight. 546 00:52:09,533 --> 00:52:11,279 I want to be alone with him. 547 00:52:12,353 --> 00:52:15,414 You understand, right? I need to be alone. 548 00:52:15,487 --> 00:52:20,488 I beg you! Tomorrow I'll do whatever you want. 549 00:52:21,258 --> 00:52:22,884 - Okay. - Thank you! 550 00:52:22,896 --> 00:52:26,185 Given the circumstances, I will respect your privacy. 551 00:52:26,273 --> 00:52:28,627 - I will use the Indian method. - What does that mean? 552 00:52:28,954 --> 00:52:33,080 - You won't see me for 12 hours. - That will be enough. 553 00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:10,868 - I think we lost him. - I still feel like we're being spied on. 554 00:53:11,122 --> 00:53:14,716 - Let's go, baby! - Okay, but I don't feel comfortable. 555 00:53:15,627 --> 00:53:17,361 Who knows where he might be hiding! 556 00:55:23,056 --> 00:55:25,338 - What happened? - Nothing, I just administered a sedative. 557 00:55:25,432 --> 00:55:28,050 - Now he'll leave us alone for a while. - My God! 558 00:55:28,102 --> 00:55:31,528 I was coming to your room and found him spying on you. 559 00:55:32,118 --> 00:55:35,646 - You don't think you hit him too hard? - No. I don't believe so! 560 00:55:37,951 --> 00:55:42,723 He's not breathing. He's dead! Check for yourself. 561 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:47,104 - Close his eyes! - I can't. 562 00:55:48,217 --> 00:55:52,063 They're still fastened on me. His eyes are following me. 563 00:55:53,356 --> 00:55:56,407 - He's dead and he's still spying on us. - You killed him! 564 00:55:56,904 --> 00:55:59,025 And I'll get to prison as an accessory. 565 00:55:59,305 --> 00:56:02,305 - You threatened to kill him. - Yes, but I never meant it. Do you understand? 566 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:05,241 - Don't worry, I'll take care of it. - How so? 567 00:56:05,293 --> 00:56:07,325 The Sicilian method! 568 00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:40,189 It's the safest way. No one will find the body. 569 00:56:40,268 --> 00:56:43,488 Announce his disappearance tomorrow, and that's the end of it. 570 00:57:12,235 --> 00:57:14,418 - Hello! - You can come now! 571 00:57:14,443 --> 00:57:16,226 Okay! 572 00:57:20,079 --> 00:57:23,201 - Everything's taken care of. - You had to kill him? 573 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:27,681 - That's just how things worked out, my dear. - What will I tell my father? 574 00:57:28,791 --> 00:57:32,213 Don't worry, Marina! Stay calm. Everything will be fine. 575 00:57:32,358 --> 00:57:34,677 - Understand? - Yes. 576 00:57:36,919 --> 00:57:40,309 I'm so stupid... What about your sculpture? 577 00:57:40,367 --> 00:57:44,788 I'll get rid of it. I'll donate it to a museum in France or America. 578 00:57:44,976 --> 00:57:48,667 - It's not a problem. I'll find a solution. - Good. 579 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:38,284 Poor Alex! I can't take my mind off him. 580 01:00:38,327 --> 01:00:41,847 To hell with Alex. Now I'm here with you. 581 01:00:42,606 --> 01:00:46,208 Here. Drink this, my dear, you'll feel better. 582 01:00:46,315 --> 01:00:50,648 - What is it? - Just something to help your nerves. 583 01:01:00,289 --> 01:01:03,704 - Are you a ghost? - I'm a ghost from Hell! 584 01:01:37,544 --> 01:01:40,929 Let's move, guys! What's going on here? 585 01:01:45,278 --> 01:01:48,289 - It's Francois! - Takeoff !! 586 01:02:20,085 --> 01:02:24,017 "BODYGUARD FOILS KIDNAPPING" "Smashes gang led by self-styled sculptor" 587 01:04:06,088 --> 01:04:09,305 MONEY TALKS 588 01:04:54,066 --> 01:04:55,239 Yes? 589 01:04:56,274 --> 01:04:58,862 - Good morning! - Good morning! 590 01:05:00,462 --> 01:05:03,170 - Sorry to bother you! - Please! 591 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,878 Is your husband at home? 592 01:05:07,055 --> 01:05:09,863 - No! Why? - Are you Italian? 593 01:05:09,970 --> 01:05:12,625 - Yes! Why? - Ha! I'm also Italian. 594 01:05:12,712 --> 01:05:15,904 I'm from Mezzano, in Switzerland on business. 595 01:05:16,330 --> 01:05:18,889 - Deranjezan... - Deranjezan... ? 596 01:05:18,902 --> 01:05:21,043 Okay, I'll translate... Am I disturbing you? 597 01:05:21,052 --> 01:05:24,834 Look. Why not just tell me what you want? Please try and brief... 598 01:05:24,952 --> 01:05:29,284 If you can spare a few minutes, I'll explain my situation. Can you allow me five minutes? 599 01:05:30,032 --> 01:05:34,216 - Alright! What's this about? - I've walked these streets for a long time. 600 01:05:34,613 --> 01:05:37,740 Summer, autumn, winter. Even spring. 601 01:05:37,884 --> 01:05:43,421 Today, when I turned my head, I saw you watering flowers on the balcony. 602 01:05:43,421 --> 01:05:47,332 I told myself, look at that gorgeous woman! She's the one for me. 603 01:05:47,388 --> 01:05:49,790 Like they say, you live only once! 604 01:05:51,702 --> 01:05:53,244 And so... ? 605 01:05:56,274 --> 01:05:59,601 - What do you think is inside? - I don't know! 606 01:06:00,802 --> 01:06:02,302 Take a guess. 607 01:06:03,569 --> 01:06:08,718 Offhand, I'd say some kind of offer. Soap, tooth paste, detergent. 608 01:06:08,890 --> 01:06:13,515 You think I'm some door-to-door salesman? For this I'd bother a lady such as you? 609 01:06:14,313 --> 01:06:17,118 Tell me what you want, without further preamble! 610 01:06:21,433 --> 01:06:23,693 That happens every time... 611 01:06:24,060 --> 01:06:27,956 - Please, help yourself! - What did you say? 612 01:06:27,982 --> 01:06:31,617 Take an envelope and open it! 613 01:06:43,965 --> 01:06:47,686 - Money? Is this some kind of lottery? - Take another! 614 01:06:48,205 --> 01:06:50,533 I don't understand! 615 01:06:52,649 --> 01:06:55,778 Oh... you're very lucky! 616 01:06:56,778 --> 01:06:59,760 - What is that supposed to mean? - How much money do you think is there? 617 01:06:59,811 --> 01:07:03,057 - I mean in each envelope. - I wouldn't want to guess. 618 01:07:03,099 --> 01:07:06,464 Exactly a million. 20 envelopes, 20 million. 619 01:07:07,414 --> 01:07:10,811 - Italian lire. But that's still a lot ... - 20 million? 620 01:07:12,288 --> 01:07:14,353 If you want it, it's yours. 621 01:07:15,569 --> 01:07:20,397 Don't be ridiculous. You make a house call on a stranger just to bestow 20 million? 622 01:07:20,409 --> 01:07:24,108 - Enough of this joke! - I'll give it to you. You have my word! 623 01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:28,256 - Am I some kind of charitable foundation? - That's what I was wondering. 624 01:07:28,443 --> 01:07:31,810 Have I bestowed anything on you free of charge today? 625 01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:38,863 Let me summarize! An unknown Italian living in a foreign country calls at your door. 626 01:07:39,091 --> 01:07:44,156 He meets a distinguished and elegant woman. Someone like yourself? 627 01:07:44,356 --> 01:07:47,229 If you'll permit me to say so? 628 01:07:48,344 --> 01:07:50,580 This gentleman isn't so bad himself. 629 01:07:51,087 --> 01:07:56,015 He has 20 million, and proposes... ... a little deal. 630 01:07:56,937 --> 01:08:01,303 Enough of the sermon... I'll give you the 20 million, and you ... 631 01:08:02,187 --> 01:08:03,574 And I... ? 632 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:06,877 And you give me an hour of love. Don't find this to be an honest proposal? 633 01:08:06,971 --> 01:08:09,401 How dare you? What do you take me for? 634 01:08:09,647 --> 01:08:12,447 Queen among queens! Please consider my offer! 635 01:08:12,995 --> 01:08:15,094 I think you're crazy! 636 01:08:16,173 --> 01:08:19,067 I'm crazy, yes. Over you! Even a wealthy lady ... 637 01:08:19,148 --> 01:08:22,823 ... must have needs that her husband cannot satisfy. 638 01:08:22,884 --> 01:08:25,402 Jewelry, beautiful clothes ... 639 01:08:24,548 --> 01:08:28,593 Take your bag and get out of here! Otherwise I'll call someone! 640 01:08:28,959 --> 01:08:32,233 Okay, okay. If you insist. You don't need to throw me out. 641 01:08:33,748 --> 01:08:39,504 It was never my intent to suggest something you didn't want to do. 642 01:08:39,689 --> 01:08:42,730 - Won't you please... reconsider? - Leave me! 643 01:08:42,773 --> 01:08:46,795 - I won't give it another thought! - How you can turn down 20 million? 644 01:08:47,417 --> 01:08:51,134 This is a monstrosity. You'll regret this some day. 645 01:08:51,143 --> 01:08:57,873 Maybe you're just hiding your feelings. And maybe, you might like it just a little ... 646 01:08:57,918 --> 01:09:02,307 And maybe you should thank God that my husband isn't here. You'd have paid for this. 647 01:09:02,343 --> 01:09:05,878 That's why I'm here... To pay you 20 million. 648 01:09:05,878 --> 01:09:09,705 Tomorrow I'm leaving for Australia, and you'll never see me again. 649 01:09:09,997 --> 01:09:12,960 You're a real bastard, trying to take advantage of a faithful wife. 650 01:09:13,556 --> 01:09:17,859 - I'm a serious woman. You understand? - And what am I? A clown? 651 01:09:17,860 --> 01:09:20,294 20 million for an hour of love ... ? What do you say? 652 01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:23,225 It's 3 o'clock. By 4:00 everything would be finished. See? 653 01:09:26,499 --> 01:09:27,696 Get out! 654 01:09:31,389 --> 01:09:35,890 Good morning! That scared me ... ! 655 01:09:36,712 --> 01:09:41,688 - It's 4 o'clock. The time has flown. - Swiss watches are never wrong. 656 01:09:42,749 --> 01:09:46,648 A deal is a deal. 20 million for an hour of love. 657 01:09:46,748 --> 01:09:51,118 Right now which seemed worth more? When do you think your husband will return? 658 01:09:51,912 --> 01:09:55,997 - Ignazzio's in New York. - Perhaps you'll grant me an extension. 659 01:09:56,399 --> 01:09:59,574 What's 5 minutes compared to eternity? 660 01:09:59,786 --> 01:10:03,989 It looks like we're going into overtime ... 661 01:10:04,420 --> 01:10:07,714 - Let go of me! - I want to make one more score ... 662 01:10:07,719 --> 01:10:11,680 - You think this bed is football field? - No, that's 100 meters long! 663 01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:16,677 For that kind of money, I need to dive into it one more time. 664 01:10:18,578 --> 01:10:23,102 - You're not playing fair. - That was 20 million well spent. 665 01:10:23,164 --> 01:10:26,606 Tomorrow I go to Australia. What's done is done ... 666 01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:40,052 The fur coat must be ready tonight. 667 01:10:40,149 --> 01:10:43,739 My husband comes home from New York tomorrow, and I want to surprise him. 668 01:10:44,450 --> 01:10:51,635 No, I'll pay. I'm good at managing my savings. Then it's agreed? 669 01:10:52,632 --> 01:10:56,555 Excuse me! Someone's at the door. Goodbye! 670 01:11:01,761 --> 01:11:04,958 - I had to see you again! - What? 671 01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:10,434 I couldn't sleep all night. It was like the end of the world. 672 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,751 Didn't I give you enough extensions? Don't touch me! 673 01:11:13,819 --> 01:11:17,032 I want you to take me to Heaven! Because I'm delayed in leaving for Australia. 674 01:11:17,105 --> 01:11:20,194 I have another 20 million. Why should I leave it in the bank? 675 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:24,843 It's better to give it to a fellow countrymen. Am I right? Now, how about a rematch? 676 01:11:24,876 --> 01:11:27,240 I thought it was great. Wasn't it good for you ... !? 677 01:11:27,514 --> 01:11:33,882 Get out, I'm not a prostitute! Yesterday I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing. 678 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:40,081 But you did agree. Look, here's a chance to earn another 20 million! 679 01:11:41,644 --> 01:11:42,747 Cool! 680 01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:47,219 Look! Look! This is all for you! It's real money! 681 01:11:47,318 --> 01:11:51,156 - Stop it! - I'll give it to you. What will I get? 682 01:11:51,254 --> 01:11:55,567 - What are you doing? - Once, twice ... 683 01:11:55,619 --> 01:11:58,804 - Get out! - It's like the ancients used to say ... 684 01:11:58,818 --> 01:12:02,372 ... coito ergo sum! [I fuck therefore I am] Tomorrow I go to Australia; you won't see me again. 685 01:12:02,423 --> 01:12:05,122 You can't refuse one last salute to an emigrant. We are fellow countrymen! 686 01:12:05,184 --> 01:12:08,393 - If the lady will just follow me... - You think I'd welcome you to my bed? 687 01:12:08,410 --> 01:12:12,794 That would be a nice welcome! Nicer than this ... 20 million ... 688 01:12:12,847 --> 01:12:18,142 - Where are you going? Take your money back! - You deposit it tomorrow, the banks are closed today. 689 01:12:18,216 --> 01:12:22,265 - Please, don't give me any more problems! - You must be crazy! 690 01:12:22,692 --> 01:12:25,964 Where is he going? 691 01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:30,567 Where did he go? Into the bedroom? 692 01:12:32,857 --> 01:12:36,579 - You know there's a pillow case on your head? - Yes, I already know that! 693 01:12:36,677 --> 01:12:40,913 Do me a favor and get dressed immediately! The maid is coming. 694 01:12:41,012 --> 01:12:41,613 You understand me? 695 01:12:41,814 --> 01:12:43,814 Did you know I'm an ambush expert? 696 01:12:47,551 --> 01:12:51,012 My darling... I love you my darling ... 697 01:12:51,145 --> 01:12:52,272 I'm not your darling ... 698 01:12:52,273 --> 01:12:54,273 If my darling keeps hitting me in the head I'll have to tie her up. 699 01:12:54,353 --> 01:12:57,327 - Not for anything! - There's nothing to do but play peek-a-boo! 700 01:12:57,412 --> 01:13:01,189 - You can't see me, I can't see you. - I can't see anything. 701 01:13:01,202 --> 01:13:05,187 - The important thing is to listen. - I can always hear where you are. 702 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:07,622 He scores! 703 01:13:13,732 --> 01:13:17,750 I hope no one sees you here! It was so kind of you to accept my invitation. 704 01:13:18,175 --> 01:13:21,313 I had to be here anyway. I'm expecting someone. 705 01:13:22,244 --> 01:13:24,829 It's just a chance meeting of old friends. No? 706 01:13:25,074 --> 01:13:28,433 People are always coming and going at the airport. 707 01:13:29,233 --> 01:13:32,611 - My party won't arrive for more than an hour. - I'm not leaving for at least 90 minutes. 708 01:13:33,089 --> 01:13:35,910 What a strange coincidence! Life is full of surprises. 709 01:13:36,151 --> 01:13:40,490 Like all romantic stories it needs to have an ending. 710 01:13:41,373 --> 01:13:44,716 A farewell like in Casablanca. Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart. 711 01:13:44,917 --> 01:13:47,017 Will you allow me to be Bogart? 712 01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:52,328 Two people, two destinies, and a plane leaving for Australia. 713 01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:54,390 There, to be surrounded by kangaroos! 714 01:13:56,139 --> 01:13:59,034 - Do you need to use the bathroom? - No, why? 715 01:13:59,448 --> 01:14:02,559 - If I were you, I would need to! - Don't be ridiculous. 716 01:14:02,758 --> 01:14:07,124 If you go to the ladies room, and check the toilet tank, there's a gift for you. 717 01:14:08,047 --> 01:14:10,823 - In the toilet? - The final 20! 718 01:14:11,967 --> 01:14:14,701 - What final 20? - Million! 719 01:14:16,290 --> 01:14:21,923 Now go, what would I do with it? Put it in a kangaroo pouch? 720 01:14:22,418 --> 01:14:25,477 Think of it as a farewell gift. 721 01:14:25,496 --> 01:14:28,542 A gift in the toilet? I knew you were weird! 722 01:14:28,563 --> 01:14:32,884 It's a small package, who would take it? People don't steal in Switzerland. 723 01:14:33,058 --> 01:14:37,674 They might not steal it, but if they found it, they'd take it to the police. 724 01:14:38,486 --> 01:14:41,715 - It's your money, I won't take it! - Then I'll just leave it there! 725 01:14:41,794 --> 01:14:43,613 Do what you want! 726 01:14:45,614 --> 01:14:47,014 Farewell... 727 01:14:47,018 --> 01:14:48,364 Goodbye... 728 01:15:24,069 --> 01:15:26,257 Did you plan to accept the gift without thanking me? 729 01:15:26,878 --> 01:15:29,002 Quiet! Someone's coming! 730 01:15:29,313 --> 01:15:31,376 - Good morning! - Good morning! 731 01:15:44,367 --> 01:15:48,772 - What are you doing? - It always happens when I'm nervous. 732 01:15:49,345 --> 01:15:53,105 - Here's your package, I'm leaving! What... ? - Your gauzy things... 733 01:15:53,263 --> 01:15:56,933 - Leave me alone! Get out! - Don't talk! It's better to write. 734 01:15:56,945 --> 01:16:00,794 There's no shortage of pens. I brought several with me. 735 01:16:02,686 --> 01:16:06,796 Stop it! Let me go! I'll shout for someone! 736 01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,613 - Leave me alone! - Read it! What's your answer? 737 01:16:10,614 --> 01:16:12,414 WE DID IT TWICE, WHY NOT 3 TIMES? 738 01:16:14,968 --> 01:16:17,737 Let me write! PIG 739 01:16:18,986 --> 01:16:21,222 Give me the pen... 740 01:16:23,493 --> 01:16:24,618 I'LL 741 01:16:24,619 --> 01:16:26,419 I'LL BE 742 01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:28,420 I'LL BE QUICK 743 01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:47,390 It's a beautiful world... 744 01:16:48,690 --> 01:16:49,928 Are you ill? 745 01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:54,697 No. It's nothing serious, just a bit of air sickness. 746 01:17:10,865 --> 01:17:14,591 - No! Not my earring! - I'll send it back by mail! 747 01:17:24,053 --> 01:17:26,413 Can't you do this in silence? 748 01:17:35,263 --> 01:17:42,860 Swissair flight 719 from New York will be landing shortly. Gate number 5. 749 01:17:52,572 --> 01:17:55,553 - Ignazzio ! - Hello, darling! 750 01:17:56,299 --> 01:17:59,235 - Are you okay? - Yes, how was your flight? 751 01:17:59,418 --> 01:18:03,673 Okay! But I'm sick of airplanes for now. 752 01:18:03,758 --> 01:18:07,765 - Luckily the stewardesses were cute. - Is that so ... 753 01:18:09,471 --> 01:18:11,988 Oh, my dear Salvattore! What a surprise! How are you? 754 01:18:12,462 --> 01:18:14,383 My regards, your eminence ... ! 755 01:18:14,616 --> 01:18:18,533 - Why are you here? - I wanted to speak to you personally. 756 01:18:18,561 --> 01:18:22,939 I see. Was there a problem with the money? 757 01:18:22,953 --> 01:18:26,303 - It's all quite safe, sir! - Bravo! 758 01:18:26,363 --> 01:18:29,919 Moving money across borders is child's play for me. 759 01:18:31,064 --> 01:18:35,617 I entrusted the 60 million to your wife! 760 01:18:36,192 --> 01:18:40,619 Drop by my office in Milan on Monday, and I'll write you a check. 761 01:18:41,178 --> 01:18:45,601 No hurry, sir. I'm sorry to have bothered you! 762 01:18:46,168 --> 01:18:50,110 - In a hurry to leave? - No... I have a job to do for someone else. 763 01:18:52,621 --> 01:18:55,173 That should prepare you to do another job for me next month. 764 01:18:55,271 --> 01:18:57,313 Believe me, it's always a pleasure. 765 01:18:57,367 --> 01:19:00,099 - Goodbye, my friend! - Ma'am ... 766 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:04,695 ... until we meet again! 767 01:19:06,194 --> 01:19:09,866 That was brilliant! He not only delivered the money, but delivered it to a safe place! 768 01:19:23,799 --> 01:19:26,239 A QUIET PLACE 769 01:19:26,939 --> 01:19:30,720 - Come in, sir! - I'm just looking for someplace quiet. 770 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,954 You'll find it's very quiet here. 771 01:19:34,683 --> 01:19:38,003 - Is their still moisture in the walls? - No, they're fine now. 772 01:19:38,111 --> 01:19:41,267 - There are a lot of steps to get up here ... - You're telling me!? 773 01:19:41,292 --> 01:19:44,968 - I suffer from heights. - You'll need to decide. 774 01:19:44,968 --> 01:19:47,089 - The owners are impatient. - Yes, yes. 775 01:19:47,150 --> 01:19:50,391 It depends on the size of the closet. 776 01:19:50,590 --> 01:19:53,069 - I'm a meticulous person. - I see ... 777 01:19:53,561 --> 01:19:58,812 - Someone needs to clean the apartment. - Once you've paid the rent. 778 01:19:58,829 --> 01:20:01,365 - I have to go back downstairs! - I'll just look around. 779 01:20:01,965 --> 01:20:04,564 - Okay... I'll be downstairs. - I'll stay up here ... 780 01:20:05,131 --> 01:20:09,207 - I need to take some measurements ... - Don't rush, take your time. 781 01:20:33,878 --> 01:20:37,538 - What are you doing? Are you crazy? - Leave me alone, go away! Go away! 782 01:20:41,321 --> 01:20:44,352 It's 113! Yes, the number is 113! 783 01:20:45,018 --> 01:20:48,983 Hello? It isn't working. Now what? 784 01:20:55,079 --> 01:20:59,049 Maybe she's starring in a picture... or has a bit part? 785 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:05,069 - Now ... - Now what? 786 01:21:07,008 --> 01:21:11,213 You see that car down there? If you land on it, it will be ruined. 787 01:21:11,701 --> 01:21:14,700 - It's insured, so why should I care. - The car is mine. 788 01:21:14,728 --> 01:21:18,479 I'm still making payments. My insurance doesn't cover certain hazards. 789 01:21:19,676 --> 01:21:22,804 - I was here first. - What does that have to do with it? 790 01:21:23,630 --> 01:21:26,998 Then move it ... and be quick about it! 791 01:21:27,004 --> 01:21:31,931 Since you... you're in a hurry, it would be better to come over this way. 792 01:21:32,468 --> 01:21:35,975 From here you'd land somewhere better, much better. 793 01:21:36,658 --> 01:21:39,441 You'd at least save my car. It's new. 794 01:21:42,605 --> 01:21:44,610 Thank you, you're very kind! 795 01:22:02,661 --> 01:22:05,362 - Leave me alone! Leave me alone! - Yes... calm down ... 796 01:22:05,884 --> 01:22:07,503 - A beautiful girl like you shouldn't die! - How dare you? 797 01:22:07,609 --> 01:22:10,406 - Miss ... - I can't even kill myself. 798 01:22:10,411 --> 01:22:14,984 Calm down, Miss! Here. See this? Stop... 799 01:22:15,127 --> 01:22:20,920 Look here... You have a long lifeline. Destiny did not want you to kill yourself. 800 01:22:22,168 --> 01:22:23,527 - Is that what it shows? - Of course! 801 01:22:23,822 --> 01:22:29,249 - Allow me! Serpetti Adriano, accountant. - Marcella Fosne... I play the harp. 802 01:22:29,538 --> 01:22:35,181 Why would such a delicate soul want to kill herself? 803 01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:37,927 You're young, you're beautiful. You play the harp ... 804 01:22:38,832 --> 01:22:42,732 - Well... I ran out of antidepressants this afternoon. - No antidepressants... 805 01:22:43,691 --> 01:22:45,312 Do you find me boring? 806 01:22:47,412 --> 01:22:49,538 How could I be bored with you? 807 01:22:52,530 --> 01:22:55,637 No! I'm not convinced ... 808 01:22:56,323 --> 01:23:00,370 - I understood the moment I saw you. - What did you understand? 809 01:23:00,670 --> 01:23:02,953 I understood that we could be very happy together. 810 01:23:04,349 --> 01:23:06,284 Am I the first woman in your life who tried to commit suicide? 811 01:23:08,039 --> 01:23:11,112 - Yes, you are in fact my first suicide! - No. 812 01:23:11,642 --> 01:23:14,562 - Why not? - Not on the floor! 813 01:23:15,208 --> 01:23:18,345 - Where can we go? - To my apartment. It's convenient. 814 01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:20,420 Your apartment? Ah... yes! 815 01:23:24,551 --> 01:23:27,399 - But where is your key? - He'll open it. 816 01:23:27,444 --> 01:23:29,447 If someone's home, perhaps I'd better ... 817 01:23:33,352 --> 01:23:37,512 - Did he open it? - Sure... he was waiting for me. Come in! 818 01:23:41,276 --> 01:23:44,569 Be careful! He's very, very jealous of me. 819 01:23:46,249 --> 01:23:49,739 I'm going to the bedroom. You come when he's distracted. 820 01:23:51,472 --> 01:23:53,442 He mustn't realize what is happening. 821 01:23:53,765 --> 01:23:55,561 Ma... Ma... Marcella ! 822 01:24:15,370 --> 01:24:17,117 Oh, it's the bird... 823 01:24:22,241 --> 01:24:24,040 Good boy ... 824 01:24:29,653 --> 01:24:31,598 Help ... 825 01:24:33,276 --> 01:24:37,947 This afternoon's movies begin with: "St. Bernard, The Guard Dog" 826 01:24:38,217 --> 01:24:40,977 The film is part of the series: "Friends of Mankind!" 827 01:25:28,856 --> 01:25:31,407 - Where's Othello? - Who's Othello? 828 01:25:31,603 --> 01:25:35,685 - My dog! - He got distracted, and didn't see me come in here. 829 01:25:39,625 --> 01:25:41,523 Finally, we're alone! 830 01:26:16,289 --> 01:26:18,360 - I'm here! - Do you love me? - Yes, I love you! 831 01:26:18,930 --> 01:26:21,446 - You want me to be yours? - Yes, I want you to be mine! 832 01:26:21,514 --> 01:26:23,567 - Forever? - Forever. 833 01:26:24,025 --> 01:26:26,473 - We'll always be together? - We'll always be together. 834 01:26:26,484 --> 01:26:28,362 - For the rest of your life? - For the rest of my life! 835 01:26:28,452 --> 01:26:30,128 - And in heaven? - And in heaven. 836 01:26:30,128 --> 01:26:33,522 - For all eternity? - And beyond eternity. 837 01:26:35,404 --> 01:26:39,523 - You're divine ... - Watch out... it's the dog! 838 01:26:43,313 --> 01:26:45,820 Quick! Hide in the closet. 839 01:26:48,525 --> 01:26:50,186 Good Lord! 840 01:27:32,014 --> 01:27:33,994 It's safe to come out... 841 01:27:39,568 --> 01:27:41,898 Wouldn't it better to lock your door with a key? 842 01:27:41,917 --> 01:27:45,921 Oh, no! He'd get upset and break down the door. Come with me... quickly! 843 01:27:46,344 --> 01:27:49,884 - He'd look better with a muzzle. - I've never gotten him to agree. 844 01:27:57,283 --> 01:27:59,479 - It's just not that easy. - What is that? 845 01:27:59,488 --> 01:28:02,929 Don't you understand? Shall I think about you or the dog? 846 01:28:03,029 --> 01:28:04,598 Don't think about the dog! 847 01:28:07,829 --> 01:28:10,623 - Has he had a rabies vaccination? - Yes. 848 01:28:10,667 --> 01:28:14,655 - Against rabies, as well as ticks and fleas. - Let's hope they're not expired. 849 01:28:18,606 --> 01:28:23,316 Get naked! Faster. Hurry and get these off! 850 01:28:27,226 --> 01:28:32,200 Can't you see that the doctor is visiting? Get out! Go away! 851 01:28:33,004 --> 01:28:34,790 Can't you see it's the doctor? 852 01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:37,691 - 33! [The words a patient is usually asked to say when a doctor is listening to his or her lungs with a stethoscope.] 853 01:28:37,692 --> 01:28:38,980 - Get out! - I'm a doctor. 854 01:28:38,982 --> 01:28:42,220 - Get out! - I'm the doctor, I said 33! 33! 855 01:28:42,318 --> 01:28:44,793 How is it possible that you don't understand that he's the doctor! 856 01:28:44,813 --> 01:28:50,609 - 33! - You're spoiling my privacy with the doctor! 857 01:28:51,544 --> 01:28:56,221 You never fail to interupt. This house has become a living hell. 858 01:29:06,606 --> 01:29:08,696 A quick look and she'll know what I've done ... 859 01:29:11,953 --> 01:29:14,478 Everything is under control. All will be calm now. 860 01:29:15,318 --> 01:29:18,617 Don't come near me, please! Something terrible has happened. 861 01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:23,201 - Please don't lift the sheets! - What happened? 862 01:29:23,252 --> 01:29:27,049 Don't ask me. Go in the other room. Leave me alone! 863 01:29:27,136 --> 01:29:30,434 I want to be alone! 864 01:29:33,378 --> 01:29:35,170 Where's the bathroom? 865 01:29:38,343 --> 01:29:40,261 See you later. 866 01:30:02,241 --> 01:30:04,499 Why are you running out on me? 867 01:30:08,178 --> 01:30:11,972 I'm ashamed. Try to understand! I'll wash them and send them back. 868 01:30:13,081 --> 01:30:15,045 - Where's Othello? - He went out to pee. 869 01:30:15,104 --> 01:30:19,646 - We're alone now. - He'll return. Goodbye... and forget everything. 870 01:30:19,994 --> 01:30:22,956 - Is this the end to our love? - Why shouldn't it end? When I did that ... 871 01:30:23,035 --> 01:30:26,683 - ... I feel like an 8 month old infant. - Don't talk such nonsense! 872 01:30:26,754 --> 01:30:30,124 - I want to introduce you to my father. - What for? 873 01:30:30,363 --> 01:30:33,888 - What for? To get engaged, right? - No. 874 01:30:34,685 --> 01:30:38,700 Then it wasn't true what you said? That you love me, that you want to marry me? 875 01:30:38,930 --> 01:30:44,436 I had to say those things. And thank Heaven I did - it saved your life. 876 01:30:44,464 --> 01:30:48,091 But you need to know, I'm married and have two children. 877 01:30:48,136 --> 01:30:50,906 - Is that true? Why didn't you tell me? - You know why... 878 01:30:51,387 --> 01:30:56,862 Then... get out! Get out of my life! 879 01:30:57,625 --> 01:31:02,056 - I don't love you anymore! - Go fuck yourself... 880 01:31:14,522 --> 01:31:16,540 Dear God ... 881 01:31:37,248 --> 01:31:42,521 I'm a doctor ... A doctor of women ... 882 01:31:44,032 --> 01:31:46,056 Check with the hospital ... 883 01:31:47,926 --> 01:31:49,933 Help! Mama... 884 01:32:04,512 --> 01:32:09,825 Dear Jesus! Look, there on the ledge! A man who wants to commit suicide! 885 01:32:12,664 --> 01:32:17,222 - Help, police! - Let me through! 886 01:32:18,342 --> 01:32:25,048 Pray, my brothers! Call on the Lord to save his soul! 887 01:32:26,267 --> 01:32:30,403 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name ... 888 01:32:30,603 --> 01:32:35,668 As it is in heaven ... Save his soul! 889 01:32:50,213 --> 01:32:54,146 Look at the dog! He's trying to save the man from suicide. 890 01:32:54,228 --> 01:32:56,893 Stop it! You want to drive me crazy? 891 01:32:57,471 --> 01:33:00,413 If you don't stop, I'll kill myself and then you'll be alone. 892 01:33:02,763 --> 01:33:05,692 No, Marcella! Don't close the window! 893 01:33:08,028 --> 01:33:10,066 Okay. Now you must promise to be good and obey me. 894 01:33:11,509 --> 01:33:14,125 Because of you, my future husband has left me. 895 01:33:14,966 --> 01:33:19,610 He was beautiful, tall, thin ... 896 01:33:19,764 --> 01:33:24,889 Distinguished ... A prince at heart! 897 01:33:26,556 --> 01:33:28,499 Or maybe not! 898 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:31,700 Stop it, Othello! 899 01:33:31,729 --> 01:33:35,205 If you continue to act like this, I'll throw you out of this house! 900 01:33:35,790 --> 01:33:40,077 We'll be finished forever. Got that? Do you swear! 901 01:33:43,522 --> 01:33:48,234 Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to call the police dog department . 902 01:33:48,618 --> 01:33:52,355 I'll do it! Just wait... you see, you see! 903 01:33:53,618 --> 01:33:57,458 I'll show you that I'm serious. Now give me the phone! 904 01:33:58,102 --> 01:34:01,639 Let me have the phone! Give me the phone! 905 01:34:03,479 --> 01:34:09,034 That's it! I've treated you like a king. I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 906 01:34:09,496 --> 01:34:13,626 There will never be anything between us again. Never! Never! Never! 907 01:34:14,423 --> 01:34:16,513 Let them through! 908 01:34:22,721 --> 01:34:24,667 He's up there! 909 01:34:29,466 --> 01:34:31,963 My glasses! I can't see a thing. What's going on? 910 01:34:34,831 --> 01:34:39,734 What do you hear? Where are you going? Are you frightened? 911 01:34:40,627 --> 01:34:44,536 Did you hear that? Now they'll get you. Let's see what you do now! 912 01:34:44,803 --> 01:34:49,699 Yes. They've come to take you because you were very bad today! Very bad! 913 01:34:50,879 --> 01:34:55,610 The owner of a Fiat 126, registered in Naples, license number 00124... 914 01:34:55,951 --> 01:34:59,436 ... is asked to come and move it. 915 01:35:00,196 --> 01:35:03,060 - I'm the owner. - Get down here and move it! 916 01:35:03,111 --> 01:35:05,992 He's a suicidal maniac, it's dangerous to get near him. 917 01:35:06,058 --> 01:35:08,942 - He might throw you down here. - Calm down! 918 01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:11,030 - I can convince him. - Raise the ladder! 919 01:35:11,057 --> 01:35:15,244 Allow me. Only I can save him. 920 01:35:16,919 --> 01:35:19,625 What are you doing, Padre? Be careful! 921 01:35:20,145 --> 01:35:23,825 Look who's climbing up here on the ladder. 922 01:35:24,934 --> 01:35:27,590 A man in black. He'll punish you! 923 01:35:27,865 --> 01:35:34,304 What drove you to do this? Didn't you stop to think that this is a mortal sin? 924 01:35:34,445 --> 01:35:38,580 Don't forget! Only God can take us from this world. 925 01:35:38,623 --> 01:35:43,456 You're still young, you have your whole life ahead of you. Let your soul be saved! 926 01:35:43,475 --> 01:35:48,428 - Take the hand of a friend. - Let go of me! 927 01:35:48,717 --> 01:35:52,637 Attention, parents! Now they have to save both me and the priest! 928 01:35:52,691 --> 01:35:55,687 Get down! You're no help at all! Faster! Faster! 929 01:35:55,813 --> 01:35:57,376 Bravo! 930 01:36:01,448 --> 01:36:02,842 Get down here, Father! 931 01:36:03,002 --> 01:36:06,611 He's insane! No one should approach him. Otherwise he'll jump! 932 01:36:07,247 --> 01:36:11,239 I know who he is. He's the child of the Devil ... 933 01:36:11,304 --> 01:36:15,121 He's a lost soul ... What are you doing? Let me go! 934 01:36:16,507 --> 01:36:19,424 I want to tell you something. Please don't interrupt me! 935 01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:21,854 Afterwards you can tell me if I'm right or not. 936 01:36:21,871 --> 01:36:25,245 I'm not a little girl, Otello. I'm a woman. 937 01:36:25,276 --> 01:36:29,093 A woman needs a man. I don't want to offend you, Othello ... 938 01:36:29,147 --> 01:36:34,207 ... but why can't you make friends with anyone I bring home? 939 01:36:35,260 --> 01:36:40,061 And that's a pitiful few! But the only one I really loved, gone forever. 940 01:36:40,155 --> 01:36:43,363 I'm sorry, but you're just being selfish! 941 01:36:43,386 --> 01:36:47,756 It would be nice if you could be a little more sociable. 942 01:36:47,941 --> 01:36:52,537 You see, men aren't trying to hurt me! 943 01:36:54,484 --> 01:36:59,068 They caress me. Kiss me... 944 01:36:59,514 --> 01:37:06,016 ... and say loving things to me. Think about what it would be like to be in a nice family! 945 01:37:06,177 --> 01:37:09,993 Him and me ... and you! 946 01:37:11,373 --> 01:37:17,348 You mustn't worry about the mundane problems that might arise in a three-way life. 947 01:37:18,104 --> 01:37:22,055 What did you say!! Where are you going, Othello? 948 01:37:22,399 --> 01:37:26,191 Othello! Is it my fault that nobody else can understand you? 949 01:37:26,279 --> 01:37:28,062 But you can never understand me! 950 01:37:28,298 --> 01:37:34,866 - What are you going to do? Stay there? - Have you decided to jump or not? 951 01:37:35,689 --> 01:37:39,478 If you walk out that door, you'll know that I died for you. 952 01:37:39,667 --> 01:37:43,276 If you see me on the street, don't even look at me! 953 01:37:49,820 --> 01:37:51,927 Get ready. 954 01:37:59,604 --> 01:38:02,193 We'll see if he finds anyone better than me! 955 01:38:02,572 --> 01:38:06,148 - More to the right. - What's going on? 956 01:38:10,020 --> 01:38:14,722 Sweetheart! I thought you ran away! 957 01:38:14,804 --> 01:38:17,809 You really do love me? You would die for me? 958 01:38:17,824 --> 01:38:19,997 - Mama ... - That's good ... 959 01:38:19,998 --> 01:38:23,664 You couldn't have faith! You couldn't! Satan take you! 960 01:38:24,006 --> 01:38:28,085 I'm so happy, my darling! I'm so happy! 961 01:38:28,186 --> 01:38:32,275 Get back! It's too dangerous. We could fall together. 962 01:38:33,032 --> 01:38:37,020 Don't worry, I'm used to being out on the ledge. 963 01:38:37,085 --> 01:38:40,064 It's so sordid, yet so exciting ... 964 01:38:40,172 --> 01:38:42,027 Exciting my ass! 965 01:38:42,074 --> 01:38:45,216 Don't stop! Save him! Save him! 966 01:38:46,127 --> 01:38:47,599 Let me kiss you! 967 01:38:52,652 --> 01:38:54,850 I want to make love here on the ledge. 968 01:38:54,861 --> 01:38:57,409 You're crazy, we'd both fall! 969 01:38:59,915 --> 01:39:03,116 Let me touch you. This is so romantic ... 970 01:39:03,286 --> 01:39:07,290 - Please ... - Don't be absurd. It's marvelous! 971 01:39:08,106 --> 01:39:09,736 Kiss me! 972 01:39:15,620 --> 01:39:18,575 He's alive! Get him to the hospital! 973 01:39:21,548 --> 01:39:26,019 You must confess, my son! You are you still in a state of sin. 974 01:39:26,074 --> 01:39:31,237 - No! I just want to go home! - Here, drink a sip of water! 975 01:39:31,326 --> 01:39:33,025 I don't want any water! 976 01:39:35,372 --> 01:39:37,784 Well, accountant, are you going to rent the apartment? 977 01:39:38,571 --> 01:39:40,407 Fuck your apartment! 978 01:39:40,926 --> 01:39:43,049 It's the dog! It's the dog! 979 01:40:02,105 --> 01:40:04,111 Adapted from Romanian translation by: cristiano.ferocci@gmail.com BlackSeaTeam 87530