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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:05,804 Yeah! 2 00:00:15,423 --> 00:00:17,025 Yes, my lord. 3 00:00:17,890 --> 00:00:20,059 Oh, yeah. Fuck me! 4 00:00:20,257 --> 00:00:22,493 I'm fucking you! 5 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,827 Fuck me like King Arthur! 6 00:00:27,025 --> 00:00:28,161 Eh? 7 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:30,562 Fuck me like King Arthur. 8 00:00:30,793 --> 00:00:34,030 - He was about 80, wasn't he? - Was he? Then... 9 00:00:35,027 --> 00:00:37,196 Fuck me like Sir Lancelot. 10 00:00:37,228 --> 00:00:39,029 Oh, yeah! 11 00:00:39,062 --> 00:00:41,297 That's more like it! 12 00:00:42,596 --> 00:00:45,232 I am Sir Lancelot, 13 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:48,366 knight of the fucking round table! 14 00:00:49,464 --> 00:00:52,201 Come on, Lancelot! You can do it! 15 00:00:52,232 --> 00:00:53,967 Come on! 16 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:57,333 Who the hell are you? 17 00:00:58,933 --> 00:00:59,968 Are you Ben Lyk? 18 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,370 - No... - Jesus, Ben, 19 00:01:02,568 --> 00:01:05,137 don't lie to him, he's got a gun! 20 00:01:06,335 --> 00:01:07,804 Did his wife send you? 21 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:15,138 Oh, God! 22 00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:17,337 Wait! 23 00:01:17,904 --> 00:01:19,072 Please! 24 00:01:19,938 --> 00:01:21,574 You've made a mistake. 25 00:01:21,605 --> 00:01:24,408 My wife has been away on business a lot, I was lonely. 26 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:27,209 I've never been in trouble before! 27 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,809 I drive a Prius! 28 00:01:29,008 --> 00:01:30,448 You have me mistaken with somebody... 29 00:01:46,245 --> 00:01:47,547 Fuck. 30 00:01:50,079 --> 00:01:52,448 - How do you spell your name? - What? 31 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:55,883 How do you spell your name? 32 00:01:55,913 --> 00:02:00,285 B-E-N L-Y-K 33 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:12,834 Hi gang, Ben here... 34 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:18,969 Hey peeps, got some big news for you... 35 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,436 I've got... No, it's... 36 00:03:23,268 --> 00:03:24,403 Yo! 37 00:03:24,435 --> 00:03:28,004 This is Benji, coming at you with some more news... 38 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,504 Just be genuine. 39 00:03:37,471 --> 00:03:39,173 Hey "Lykers", it's me. 40 00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:43,375 Sorry if I'm not myself today but something terrible has happened. 41 00:03:43,405 --> 00:03:46,408 It's not everyday that you check the news to discover 42 00:03:46,439 --> 00:03:48,408 you have been murdered. 43 00:03:48,439 --> 00:03:52,544 Shot in the head. Same name, same city, at home. 44 00:03:53,241 --> 00:03:56,111 For a split second I actually thought I'd been killed. 45 00:03:56,141 --> 00:03:57,310 And was married. 46 00:03:59,376 --> 00:04:00,544 Anyway... 47 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:04,479 Really shacking me up, guys. As it would. 48 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:07,013 And I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel. 49 00:04:07,611 --> 00:04:10,114 How would you feel, "Lykers"? 50 00:04:10,145 --> 00:04:13,115 How would you feel if your namesake had been killed? 51 00:04:13,145 --> 00:04:16,482 So I want you to get in touch, guys. 52 00:04:16,513 --> 00:04:19,083 I want to hear what you've got to say about all this. 53 00:04:21,247 --> 00:04:23,316 I want you to get in touch, guys. 54 00:04:23,348 --> 00:04:25,516 I want to hear what you've got to say about all this. 55 00:04:25,547 --> 00:04:28,084 I don't know what you're worried about. 56 00:04:28,115 --> 00:04:29,383 I'll play it again, shall I? 57 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:31,619 You look fine! A bit tired. 58 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:32,785 I'm not worried about that. 59 00:04:32,817 --> 00:04:36,487 Hey, "Lykers", it's me. Sorry if I'm not myself today... 60 00:04:36,518 --> 00:04:40,155 - No, not tired... - Not tired? 61 00:04:40,652 --> 00:04:42,087 Sexy? 62 00:04:42,753 --> 00:04:44,355 - Tired and sexy? - Yeah! 63 00:04:44,387 --> 00:04:46,623 Like an exhausted Ryan Gosling kind of thing? 64 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:49,257 - No, not exactly... - I can live with that. 65 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:51,991 Roberto, what if the killer made a mistake? 66 00:04:52,922 --> 00:04:57,193 Like he was aiming for the knees and got him in the face? 67 00:04:57,223 --> 00:05:00,427 No... As in he got the wrong man. 68 00:05:02,057 --> 00:05:04,627 Let me paint a scenario for you, okay? 69 00:05:06,425 --> 00:05:08,328 I'm a hitman and I get an email 70 00:05:08,526 --> 00:05:11,462 saying "kill Ben Lyk in London". Or something to that effect. 71 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:14,330 I have no idea, I've never ordered someone dead. 72 00:05:14,528 --> 00:05:15,862 I'm not that smart. 73 00:05:15,895 --> 00:05:20,032 I google "Ben Lyk London". I pick the first Ben Lyk on the list. 74 00:05:20,061 --> 00:05:21,263 And bang! 75 00:05:21,895 --> 00:05:24,098 I've waisted the wrong man. 76 00:05:28,163 --> 00:05:31,200 I'm not sure they'd be emailing each other about all this. 77 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:32,631 No! 78 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:35,902 What if the bullet was meant for me? 79 00:05:35,932 --> 00:05:38,602 You know: "somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it". 80 00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:42,135 Right... 81 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:46,270 Alright, if I'm being totally honest... 82 00:05:46,301 --> 00:05:48,871 - Yeah, please. - With you... 83 00:05:49,636 --> 00:05:52,472 Sometimes, your videos aren't always... 84 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:56,272 that amazing. But... 85 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:58,639 Do you deserve to die? 86 00:06:01,271 --> 00:06:02,573 Maybe. 87 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:07,075 Work on your manners. A little sympathy would be nice. 88 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,941 My namesake's just been killed. 89 00:06:09,706 --> 00:06:10,706 Honestly, Robbie! 90 00:06:10,841 --> 00:06:12,610 Sorry for your loss? 91 00:06:16,308 --> 00:06:17,643 That's better. 92 00:06:17,842 --> 00:06:20,378 - Was it Confucius or was it Tao... - Hey, Ben! 93 00:06:20,409 --> 00:06:21,911 Hi! 94 00:06:21,943 --> 00:06:23,044 Hi, there! 95 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:27,547 You see that? People are starting to know who I am. 96 00:06:27,577 --> 00:06:30,114 No, that was Anna. 97 00:06:30,578 --> 00:06:31,578 So? 98 00:06:31,978 --> 00:06:33,480 She's your neighbour. 99 00:06:33,512 --> 00:06:35,547 I know but there's something different 100 00:06:35,579 --> 00:06:37,649 about the way she's saying hello. 101 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,115 - There's a glint in the eye. - No. 102 00:06:40,147 --> 00:06:42,516 I reckon she's seen my videos. 103 00:06:42,547 --> 00:06:45,017 - She's a neighbour! - She's a "Lyker". 104 00:06:45,049 --> 00:06:46,609 Do you know how many hits I've got, now? 105 00:06:47,316 --> 00:06:48,316 Thousands! 106 00:06:49,082 --> 00:06:52,952 Come on, lads! It's only four nil. You can still make it! 107 00:06:54,483 --> 00:06:55,618 Or not! 108 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:59,321 What to do when West Ham loses against Chelsea? 109 00:06:59,518 --> 00:07:01,921 What to do when you're stuck in Paris... 110 00:07:01,953 --> 00:07:04,054 Anyway, let's say hello to my new companion, here. 111 00:07:04,086 --> 00:07:07,456 Hi there! How long have you been waiting? 112 00:07:08,587 --> 00:07:10,590 Dave, this bloke's trying it on. 113 00:07:10,621 --> 00:07:11,756 - Oh, no! - That's my wife. 114 00:07:11,788 --> 00:07:14,391 It's perfectly alright. I'm a vlogger, don't worry. 115 00:07:14,422 --> 00:07:16,391 I've noticed an accent, where are you from? 116 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:19,024 That's my wife! 117 00:07:19,223 --> 00:07:21,458 But people keep hurting you, no? 118 00:07:21,924 --> 00:07:24,293 Yeah, well... It's a niche. 119 00:07:25,325 --> 00:07:28,695 It might hurt a bit, but you've got to admit it's working. 120 00:07:28,725 --> 00:07:30,060 Is it? 121 00:07:30,459 --> 00:07:32,461 People are watching, Robbie! 122 00:07:32,492 --> 00:07:35,629 I'm telling you. Soon, everyone's gonna want a piece of Ben Lyk. 123 00:08:16,103 --> 00:08:17,605 Fuck. 124 00:08:24,305 --> 00:08:25,474 Fuck! 125 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,541 Two in two days! 126 00:08:28,572 --> 00:08:30,608 Both in London. This is not a coincidence. 127 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,241 No, no, no. 128 00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:34,542 This could be a miracle. 129 00:08:34,574 --> 00:08:37,711 A miracle? A miracle is turning water into wine! 130 00:08:37,741 --> 00:08:40,944 Show me where in the Bible it says: "And lo, Jesus did pull 131 00:08:41,143 --> 00:08:44,178 "a semi-automatic from his loincloth and blow a man's face off." 132 00:08:45,976 --> 00:08:47,077 New Testament? 133 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:49,310 You're high. 134 00:08:50,411 --> 00:08:51,946 Yeah... 135 00:08:52,145 --> 00:08:55,281 Let's just try to focus, okay? Please, I need you right now. 136 00:08:58,613 --> 00:09:02,184 I'm sure there's a simple explanation for all this. 137 00:09:02,647 --> 00:09:03,648 Like what? 138 00:09:03,849 --> 00:09:07,185 Someone probably texted the killer... 139 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:11,652 - The same instructions twice. - Can you not yawn? 140 00:09:11,683 --> 00:09:14,086 - At a time like this! - It happens all the time! 141 00:09:14,117 --> 00:09:15,218 My mum once texted me: 142 00:09:15,251 --> 00:09:18,521 "Don't forget you dad's heart pills" seven times! 143 00:09:19,185 --> 00:09:22,989 - How is your dad? - After the heart attack? God... 144 00:09:23,019 --> 00:09:24,688 Still hasn't forgiven me. 145 00:09:24,886 --> 00:09:27,555 These are professionals, not idiots. 146 00:09:28,186 --> 00:09:32,458 Even if someone is killing all the Ben Lyks, 147 00:09:33,321 --> 00:09:35,957 what makes you think they're gonna come for you next? 148 00:09:35,989 --> 00:09:39,225 The name of my YouTube account is "IAmBenLyk". 149 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:42,259 There's videos of everything. My street, my flat. Me doing 150 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,025 press ups on the toilet. Pushing... 151 00:09:44,057 --> 00:09:46,460 - What? - People don't like a show off. 152 00:09:46,491 --> 00:09:50,062 "How to exercise in a small flat" got over 200000 views! 153 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,260 Delete the account. 154 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,429 No, I'm not deleting the account! 155 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:57,930 I've got over 5 million hits! No way! 156 00:09:58,128 --> 00:10:01,030 I can't. My fans would think I'm a coward! 157 00:10:01,061 --> 00:10:03,965 And if there's one thing I'm not, it's a coward. 158 00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:06,397 Please, don't kill me! 159 00:10:06,429 --> 00:10:09,066 My name is Ben Lyk, but I didn't choose it! 160 00:10:09,097 --> 00:10:13,034 My parents did! If it's anyone fault, it's theirs! 161 00:10:13,064 --> 00:10:16,501 Don't kill them either. Not my mum, anyway. My dad... 162 00:10:16,531 --> 00:10:19,936 He can be annoying but he doesn't deserve to die! 163 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:23,369 Please, go easy on my. Actually, you know what? 164 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,569 If you're a female, 165 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,603 I can tell you now I am more than willing to pay with my body. 166 00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:32,005 I will do literally anything. Anything except... 167 00:10:32,035 --> 00:10:34,036 Put it this way... I'm not good with pain. 168 00:10:34,069 --> 00:10:36,304 But otherwise, I'm good to go. 169 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,972 Please, just... Please, please! 170 00:10:39,004 --> 00:10:41,974 I don't know what else to say. Just don't kill me. 171 00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:48,507 I need your help. 172 00:10:48,539 --> 00:10:51,443 Two Ben Lyks have been killed in the last two days. 173 00:10:51,473 --> 00:10:53,407 And I might be next. 174 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,644 I went to the police but they just turned me away. 175 00:10:56,674 --> 00:10:58,944 Coincidence, they said. 176 00:10:59,775 --> 00:11:02,010 Now, I don't know what to do. 177 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:04,244 I need protection. 178 00:11:04,276 --> 00:11:06,412 I can't go outside, I'm too scared! 179 00:11:06,611 --> 00:11:09,480 Please, if anybody thinks they can help, 180 00:11:09,511 --> 00:11:13,015 private message me. My life depends on it. 181 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:14,613 A bit dramatic! 182 00:11:14,645 --> 00:11:17,549 - What do you think? - I'll tell you what I think... 183 00:11:17,579 --> 00:11:21,583 My video's had over a million views, this only had 2000. 184 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,049 That's not competition. 185 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,050 I know! What I'm saying is... 186 00:11:26,249 --> 00:11:29,284 He obviously needs help and I reckon I'm the man. 187 00:11:29,749 --> 00:11:31,184 How? 188 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,218 We can join forces. 189 00:11:35,283 --> 00:11:36,452 Make a mega video. 190 00:11:36,984 --> 00:11:39,988 - That'll draw more attention to you. - Exactly the point! 191 00:11:40,018 --> 00:11:44,422 Think of it! It'll be like Band Aid but for people called Ben Lyk. 192 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,989 Police are bound to respond if it goes viral. 193 00:11:48,553 --> 00:11:50,656 You're gonna make a music video? 194 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,989 Yes, please! 195 00:12:00,223 --> 00:12:00,924 Hi, Ben! 196 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:04,259 - Thanks for responding. - Hi! I'm Roberto. 197 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,650 You're all right then, aren't you? 198 00:12:05,757 --> 00:12:09,561 - Yeah, good, thanks! - Don't worry about him, he's stone. 199 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:13,395 Look, Ben. I saw your video and I just want you to know 200 00:12:13,426 --> 00:12:16,363 I'm right behind you, mate. Not in the cowardly way, 201 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,529 like I'd use you as body armour. 202 00:12:19,227 --> 00:12:22,063 - In "I'm on your side, body" way. - Right. 203 00:12:22,094 --> 00:12:24,230 I saw a couple of your videos, too. 204 00:12:24,262 --> 00:12:25,764 Oh, great. Cool! 205 00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:28,464 Always happy to welcome a new fan! What did you think? 206 00:12:29,497 --> 00:12:34,035 Let's just say same name, different sense of humour. 207 00:12:35,431 --> 00:12:36,431 Okay. 208 00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:38,531 So you liked them? 209 00:12:38,698 --> 00:12:40,567 No! I thought it was shit. 210 00:12:41,332 --> 00:12:42,600 I get it. 211 00:12:42,632 --> 00:12:44,635 You're under a lot of pressure. 212 00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:48,503 So am I. I'm in the same position. Go back after all this is blow over 213 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,702 and look at them again. 214 00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:54,339 They're not as shit as you think. They're really not. 215 00:12:54,369 --> 00:12:56,572 Has anyone ever pointed out what an ego you have? 216 00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,070 Oh my fuck! 217 00:12:59,204 --> 00:13:00,372 Jesus! 218 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,072 Oh, my God! 219 00:13:01,404 --> 00:13:03,015 - He killed him! - He killed him in the face. 220 00:13:03,038 --> 00:13:06,575 I mean, he was a bit of an arsehole, but there's no need for that. Fuck! 221 00:13:06,605 --> 00:13:09,175 - Fuck. Unnecessary. - What shall I do? 222 00:13:10,606 --> 00:13:11,606 Have a smoke? 223 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,375 No! You know how paranoid I get! 224 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:16,443 - You mind if I... - This isn't about you, Robbie! 225 00:13:16,474 --> 00:13:18,643 - My life's in danger! - Alright, alright. 226 00:13:20,608 --> 00:13:22,077 Go to the police. 227 00:13:22,642 --> 00:13:23,642 You coming? 228 00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:27,044 No, I'll stay here, 229 00:13:27,243 --> 00:13:28,444 chill out... 230 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:31,380 You can't stay here, Robbie. The killer will think you're me! 231 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,214 - Right! - I need your help! 232 00:13:34,245 --> 00:13:35,714 Please, just do something! 233 00:13:36,612 --> 00:13:38,180 Stay away from the window. 234 00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:41,049 I'll make sure the coast is clear. That's something people do, isn't it? 235 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,583 Stop yelling, for once in your life. 236 00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:45,349 Fuck, Ben! 237 00:13:49,715 --> 00:13:51,684 - Hurry up! - Alright... 238 00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:54,585 Well, I won't be long... 239 00:13:55,183 --> 00:13:58,253 I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die... 240 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:02,720 I'm gonna be fine. 241 00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:06,255 I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! 242 00:14:07,819 --> 00:14:11,156 I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! Shit! 243 00:14:12,487 --> 00:14:13,723 Is it clear? 244 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,024 Robbie? 245 00:14:20,122 --> 00:14:21,123 Roberto? 246 00:14:26,524 --> 00:14:27,625 You want to fuck with... 247 00:14:34,059 --> 00:14:37,596 No, get off me! I'm not a Ben Lyk. 248 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,061 Help! 249 00:14:51,363 --> 00:14:52,398 Anyone? 250 00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:57,166 Shit! 251 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:01,369 - Coming! - Please, let me in. 252 00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:06,203 Hi. I'm your neighbour. I live right above you. 253 00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,102 Great. We're a bit busy right now. 254 00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:10,402 Okay. Can I come in for a minute? 255 00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,137 Were we being too loud? 256 00:15:12,168 --> 00:15:13,168 We're being too loud? 257 00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:17,138 Oh, that? No, I've only heard you like 3 or 4 dozen times. 258 00:15:17,336 --> 00:15:19,071 I'm glad you're having fun. Listen. 259 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:20,671 I just need to come in for a minute. 260 00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:24,141 - Who's this? - He says he lives upstairs. 261 00:15:24,171 --> 00:15:27,174 - I think it's about the screaming. - Does he wanna join in? 262 00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:30,108 I don't know. You wanna join in? 263 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:32,409 I'd love to. I'd be delighted, yes. Thank you! 264 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,475 - Wait a minute, you're not Ben Lyk? - What? 265 00:15:34,674 --> 00:15:37,076 We keep getting your post. 266 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:40,244 - Sorry. - Get away, you're dangerous! 267 00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:41,410 Don't you watch the news? 268 00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:13,118 - Please! - Pack some clothes. 269 00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:15,419 - You're not safe here. - You're the police? 270 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:18,453 Oh, God! Thank you, officer! Thank you! 271 00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:22,421 You took your time! Hi, guys! You brought your friends, thank you! 272 00:16:22,619 --> 00:16:24,254 Less chatting, more packing. 273 00:16:24,452 --> 00:16:26,421 I've already packed, but can I just do a video? 274 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,653 No! 275 00:16:28,419 --> 00:16:31,122 - Let's go. - God, you are crabby! 276 00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:34,090 Really crabby. And I don't use that word often! 277 00:16:38,855 --> 00:16:42,759 What to do when you're in a police van on your way to God knows where? 278 00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:43,857 What did you say? 279 00:16:43,889 --> 00:16:47,260 I just said for a policeman, you've got lovely hair. 280 00:16:49,624 --> 00:16:51,027 Right. 281 00:16:54,092 --> 00:16:55,092 Thanks. 282 00:16:58,693 --> 00:17:00,395 It's quite oily. 283 00:17:01,294 --> 00:17:02,562 It gives it shine. 284 00:17:04,761 --> 00:17:09,233 I'm gonna be away for a little while, so I may not be able to communicate. 285 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,065 What are you saying? 286 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,265 I just talk to myself when I'm nervous, okay? 287 00:17:13,297 --> 00:17:14,731 Well, don't. 288 00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:17,400 - I just paid you a compliment. - And I said thank you. 289 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,366 - Now, shut up! - Cool. 290 00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:26,668 It does have a nice shine, governor. 291 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:30,337 Alright! Thank you! Conversation over! 292 00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:42,239 This is police brutality. I only asked where you kept your truncheon. 293 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,773 It was a genuine question. 294 00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:50,716 Still, you didn't use you taser, so I should be thanking you for that. 295 00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:53,776 Okay, let's get you inside. 296 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,175 Thank you. 297 00:17:57,207 --> 00:18:00,276 This is Chiswick, isn't it? You taking me all the way to the... 298 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,577 Come on, then. Don't hang about! 299 00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:07,212 This is gonna be home for a while. I wanna take it all in. 300 00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:09,479 Shut up! 301 00:18:14,311 --> 00:18:16,180 This is nice, isn't it? 302 00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:18,548 You must be chuffed to bits to be working here! 303 00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:20,448 Does it belong to the police or do you rent it? 304 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,549 It's a safe house. Your room's up here. 305 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,249 Second on the left. 306 00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:30,218 It's my parents' anniversary soon, that can be a perfect spot for them. 307 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,452 Home sweet home. 308 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:45,255 Yeah, this is great! 309 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,120 I'll take it. 310 00:18:48,285 --> 00:18:49,654 How old are you? 311 00:18:50,153 --> 00:18:51,655 How old do I look? 312 00:18:54,187 --> 00:18:57,158 Come on... Everybody's waiting. 313 00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:00,524 Everybody? 314 00:19:01,622 --> 00:19:02,657 Now! 315 00:19:07,657 --> 00:19:11,261 Inspector Talisker. Welcome, Mr Lyk. 316 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:13,161 You can join the others, now. 317 00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:15,393 Just this way. 318 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,631 Alright. 319 00:19:33,663 --> 00:19:36,133 First of all, I would like to say 320 00:19:36,331 --> 00:19:37,532 welcome! 321 00:19:37,564 --> 00:19:39,767 It's great to have you all here! 322 00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:43,502 I only wish it was under nicer circumstances. 323 00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:46,636 A music recital, something like that. 324 00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:49,502 This is Scott, my... 325 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,335 I want to say "assistant". 326 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,536 - Second in command. - Exactly. 327 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,804 So if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask. 328 00:19:56,835 --> 00:19:57,835 If it's urgent. 329 00:19:58,002 --> 00:20:01,673 Yes. If you have an urgent need for some tea. Coffee. 330 00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:04,739 - If you're in trouble or any danger. - Precisely. 331 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,239 You may run out of toilet roll... 332 00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:10,575 Or have a headache. I know this has been very stressful for you. 333 00:20:11,139 --> 00:20:12,139 Yeah. 334 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:16,210 Now, I'd like to apologize on behalf of the Metropolitan Police 335 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,243 for taking so long to get to you. Although it really is 336 00:20:19,441 --> 00:20:23,879 the first Ben Lyk, who made the video who we ought to apologize to. 337 00:20:23,908 --> 00:20:25,710 I'm happy to accept the apology. 338 00:20:25,742 --> 00:20:27,812 Given that he was so brutally murdered. 339 00:20:30,843 --> 00:20:34,514 After watching his video, we began our investigation in earnest 340 00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:38,515 and we've come to the conclusion that the three murders are indeed... 341 00:20:38,745 --> 00:20:40,647 linked. 342 00:20:40,678 --> 00:20:42,180 How many hours did that take? 343 00:20:42,747 --> 00:20:46,084 All we know at the moment is that three people have murdered in London. 344 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:49,217 All by the name of Ben Lyk. 345 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,759 We're not sure there'll be another, but as a matter of precaution, 346 00:20:51,781 --> 00:20:55,820 Scotland Yard decided to gather all Ben Lyks to protect them. 347 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:59,385 You're the eight we were able to locate. 348 00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,353 Okay. Call me sexist, a lot of people do 349 00:21:02,384 --> 00:21:04,153 but I've got to ask. Who's the girl? 350 00:21:04,351 --> 00:21:05,351 Ben Lyk... 351 00:21:05,519 --> 00:21:06,519 Bollocks! 352 00:21:06,686 --> 00:21:08,254 Language, if you don't mind. 353 00:21:08,452 --> 00:21:10,932 Why would I lie? That would mean I want to be in here with you. 354 00:21:14,387 --> 00:21:15,722 What? 355 00:21:15,754 --> 00:21:18,424 My dad was drunk at the Christening. He said Ben instead of Bee. 356 00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:20,857 - What a wally! - He's an alcoholic. 357 00:21:22,456 --> 00:21:23,456 A very tragic wally. 358 00:21:23,889 --> 00:21:28,660 The killer is looking for a guy, is it necessary for me to be here? 359 00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:32,393 - We're not taking any chances. - Thank you Scott, I've got this. 360 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:33,693 We're not taking any chances. 361 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:35,427 - Sorry. - Fuck off. 362 00:21:36,859 --> 00:21:40,230 - I have to get this, it's urgent. - Urgent? 363 00:21:40,427 --> 00:21:41,461 What's going on, here? 364 00:21:41,493 --> 00:21:44,397 Call me paranoid, but it could be anyone of us. 365 00:21:46,194 --> 00:21:48,664 Yeah. He's right. 366 00:21:48,862 --> 00:21:50,630 We might be better off apart. 367 00:21:50,662 --> 00:21:53,265 I wouldn't mind getting out of here. I've got a date tonight. 368 00:21:53,463 --> 00:21:55,365 - Guys... - I was... 369 00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:59,234 halfway through baking a loaf when your dudes burst in. 370 00:21:59,431 --> 00:22:00,711 Soda bread is no easy, you know. 371 00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:02,166 Guys. 372 00:22:02,365 --> 00:22:04,101 There's something I need to say. 373 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,835 - You're the murderer. - Actually... 374 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,635 I was going to suggest that we pray. 375 00:22:09,933 --> 00:22:12,469 I'm Father Lyk and... 376 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:18,107 it would mean a lot to me if we could say a prayer at this time of need. 377 00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:20,805 - Our father... - Alright, put her on. 378 00:22:20,836 --> 00:22:22,505 Hallowed be thy name. 379 00:22:22,704 --> 00:22:24,305 Hello sweetie pie! 380 00:22:24,337 --> 00:22:27,907 What would you like? The Three Bears or Billy Goat's Gruff? 381 00:22:27,938 --> 00:22:29,640 Amen. 382 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,540 Right. "Once upon a time..." 383 00:22:33,605 --> 00:22:35,508 This is ridiculous! 384 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:36,775 God is not gonna help us. 385 00:22:36,974 --> 00:22:40,211 If you open yourself up, He will listen. 386 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,777 - I have a therapist for that. - Dude... 387 00:22:43,008 --> 00:22:46,678 No disrespect but you look more like a scrum-halk than a vicar. 388 00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:48,878 - Fly-half, actually. - Okay. 389 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:51,212 The Bishop's got a team. 390 00:22:51,444 --> 00:22:56,215 What if we're being targeted because we've all done something wrong? 391 00:22:56,779 --> 00:22:58,314 Skeletons in the closet? 392 00:22:58,512 --> 00:22:59,512 Not me. 393 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,280 I stick to the rules. 394 00:23:01,479 --> 00:23:04,315 Yeah? Never stolen a towel from a hotel? 395 00:23:04,346 --> 00:23:05,348 No. 396 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:07,281 Boring. 397 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,149 Why does it have to be something we did? 398 00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:12,451 Maybe it's just a psychopath getting his kicks. 399 00:23:12,482 --> 00:23:14,618 I'm a banker, I work with loads of guys like this. 400 00:23:14,816 --> 00:23:15,817 So it's someone you know? 401 00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:18,619 No. They don't kill people. 402 00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:21,751 Probably. 403 00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:24,286 I understand how worried you are 404 00:23:24,318 --> 00:23:27,388 but I want you to rest assured that whilst you're under our protection... 405 00:23:27,418 --> 00:23:29,254 You'll be safe. He's right. 406 00:23:29,719 --> 00:23:31,521 How long will this take? 407 00:23:31,887 --> 00:23:34,690 Because I've got a date tomorrow night as well. 408 00:23:35,187 --> 00:23:38,157 And Thursday. And Friday. 409 00:23:38,355 --> 00:23:39,389 I mean... 410 00:23:39,421 --> 00:23:40,421 Saturday's free. 411 00:23:40,522 --> 00:23:43,291 Yeah, alright Casanova. We get it. 412 00:23:44,355 --> 00:23:46,125 Still waiting about Sunday, though. 413 00:23:48,256 --> 00:23:51,493 I'm losing money every time I breath, and the more anxious I get, 414 00:23:51,524 --> 00:23:54,361 the faster I breath so can you at least let me get my computer back? 415 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:55,392 No. 416 00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:58,262 No computers, no phones, no Internet. You must have no access 417 00:23:58,459 --> 00:24:00,693 - to the outside world. - No, you must be joking! 418 00:24:00,726 --> 00:24:03,162 I can't survive without it. I need it for a medical condition. 419 00:24:04,727 --> 00:24:06,563 Just need to get this. 420 00:24:06,594 --> 00:24:09,564 Do you chaps have any bulletproof vests? 421 00:24:10,328 --> 00:24:12,131 Green if possible. 422 00:24:12,330 --> 00:24:13,664 Green is the new black. 423 00:24:13,863 --> 00:24:15,231 I mean, don't... 424 00:24:34,701 --> 00:24:37,671 It's cold! Can you get someone to warm this up, please? 425 00:24:39,335 --> 00:24:43,706 For what we are about to receive, may we be truly thankful. 426 00:24:43,736 --> 00:24:47,374 It's deep crust pastry. It's not the body of Christ. 427 00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:59,309 I could be on a date right now. 428 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:01,176 Where were you taking the date? 429 00:25:01,774 --> 00:25:03,176 Pizza Hut. 430 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,678 Hi. Are you okay? 431 00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:12,811 Yeah. I just don't like anchovies. 432 00:25:12,843 --> 00:25:15,180 Me neither. I hate them, it's disgusting! 433 00:25:15,211 --> 00:25:16,812 It reminds me of a video I did, actually. 434 00:25:16,844 --> 00:25:20,315 "What to do when your house smells like fish?" 435 00:25:20,512 --> 00:25:23,248 - Maybe you've seen it? - No. I've seen another video. 436 00:25:23,279 --> 00:25:24,881 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 437 00:25:24,912 --> 00:25:27,915 Was it "How to pretend you don't recognise an Internet sensation"? 438 00:25:27,947 --> 00:25:30,583 No. You were actually crying. 439 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:31,614 And begging. 440 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,650 Something like: "Please don't kill me". 441 00:25:33,849 --> 00:25:36,652 Right, sure. That was... 442 00:25:36,682 --> 00:25:40,319 That was for the audience, though. Because they like drama. Intrigue. 443 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:42,595 I can't tell you how many videos there are of me laughing... 444 00:25:42,617 --> 00:25:43,785 You know... 445 00:25:44,317 --> 00:25:48,222 In one of your videos, you were offering your body. 446 00:25:50,586 --> 00:25:52,255 Is that right? 447 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,923 Why? Are you interested? 448 00:25:57,853 --> 00:25:59,523 - Yeah. - Really? 449 00:25:59,722 --> 00:26:00,722 Yeah. 450 00:26:01,088 --> 00:26:02,889 Let's go up to my room. 451 00:26:02,921 --> 00:26:05,290 You can do whatever you want to me. 452 00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:10,590 Okay! 453 00:26:10,723 --> 00:26:12,959 Just don't tell the vicar. Come on. 454 00:26:12,991 --> 00:26:13,991 Okay. 455 00:26:14,691 --> 00:26:17,494 Great, I can do that! God, you move quickly! 456 00:26:18,592 --> 00:26:22,329 - I go before you and you follow me? - Yeah, even better. 457 00:26:23,327 --> 00:26:25,196 Oh, thank God. 458 00:26:25,227 --> 00:26:28,597 Oh, God, there is a goodness to this thing, isn't there? 459 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:31,532 Come off it. I like men, not cry babies. 460 00:26:35,330 --> 00:26:38,233 - Mate she cannot get enough of you. - Yeah, well... 461 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,833 Joke's on her actually. I was teasing. 462 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,369 Oh, my God! 463 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:55,470 What's wrong with you? 464 00:26:55,668 --> 00:26:58,271 The pizzas are fucking poison! They're trying to kill us! 465 00:26:58,469 --> 00:27:00,270 We have a problem. 466 00:27:00,302 --> 00:27:01,838 - Are you okay? - No. 467 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:03,938 I'm fucking not okay. 468 00:27:05,370 --> 00:27:07,506 - Feeling better? - Yes, thanks. 469 00:27:07,537 --> 00:27:10,307 - Drink this. - Thank you. Cheers. 470 00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:13,308 It's a good thing I didn't eat any of my pizza. 471 00:27:13,339 --> 00:27:16,375 I don't know what it is, I have this innate survival instinct 472 00:27:16,405 --> 00:27:18,875 that just comes out every time I sense danger. 473 00:27:18,906 --> 00:27:21,743 - I share that with the Baboon. - Shut up. 474 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:24,981 - They have these cheeks and... - Shut up! 475 00:27:26,542 --> 00:27:27,610 Yes, sir. 476 00:27:28,308 --> 00:27:32,246 No, it's okay. It's a false alarm, sir. 477 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,846 Yes, I think it was just food poisoning. 478 00:27:35,477 --> 00:27:38,214 No, we're all good here, sir. 479 00:27:38,245 --> 00:27:41,515 It's nothing we can't handle. Everything's under control. 480 00:27:43,778 --> 00:27:45,247 Thank you, sir. 481 00:28:11,885 --> 00:28:13,855 The dose of cyanide. 482 00:28:14,453 --> 00:28:18,724 - It was not enough. - We were just testing the waters. 483 00:28:18,754 --> 00:28:21,591 Police have done us a favour. It's gonna be much easier, 484 00:28:21,788 --> 00:28:23,556 now they're all together. 485 00:28:23,588 --> 00:28:25,191 No more mistakes. 486 00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:39,460 Not bad. 487 00:28:40,392 --> 00:28:41,727 Pretty good, actually. 488 00:28:42,959 --> 00:28:46,630 The pizzas were poisoned. Which means they know we're all here. 489 00:28:46,994 --> 00:28:48,596 I think we should be armed. 490 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:53,432 For the food to be poisoned, there'd have to be an intruder. 491 00:28:53,629 --> 00:28:55,965 Which is impossible since we have cameras everywhere. 492 00:28:56,330 --> 00:28:59,500 How can you be sure it's not one of your guys? 493 00:29:00,731 --> 00:29:02,700 I chose this team myself. 494 00:29:03,231 --> 00:29:05,234 And I don't make mistakes. 495 00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:06,967 Scott has been with me for five years. 496 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,935 What if it's one of you guys? 497 00:29:09,133 --> 00:29:11,602 Fuck off! You said it yourself. 498 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,868 - Bankers are all psychopaths. - Yeah... 499 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,803 I don't really care what you think. 500 00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:19,671 See? Classic psychopath! No fucking empathy! 501 00:29:19,869 --> 00:29:21,904 - Nobody's accusing anybody here. - I am! 502 00:29:21,935 --> 00:29:23,837 Just relax, okay? 503 00:29:24,036 --> 00:29:26,973 Everything's under control. We're doing all we can to protect you. 504 00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:28,971 I can look after myself. 505 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,441 - Can you get him some water? - Wait! 506 00:29:36,639 --> 00:29:39,242 - What did you eat? - Our Father, who art in heaven, 507 00:29:39,273 --> 00:29:41,875 Hallowed be thy name, Thy kingdom come, 508 00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:42,906 Thy will be done on earth 509 00:29:43,007 --> 00:29:44,308 as it is in heaven, 510 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,677 Give us this day our daily bread... 511 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:50,510 You fucking Pinocchio, you prick! 512 00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:52,745 I'm so sorry! 513 00:29:52,776 --> 00:29:53,776 Your face! 514 00:30:00,811 --> 00:30:03,248 Oh God, that was funny! 515 00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:05,514 Fucking moron. 516 00:30:05,713 --> 00:30:07,348 I want them dead. 517 00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:11,316 You understand that? 518 00:30:12,781 --> 00:30:14,317 All of them. 519 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,784 What are you wearing? 520 00:30:20,783 --> 00:30:21,918 Workout clothes. 521 00:30:26,018 --> 00:30:27,486 Are you working out? 522 00:30:27,884 --> 00:30:28,953 No. 523 00:30:29,752 --> 00:30:32,288 No? Then take them off. 524 00:30:33,486 --> 00:30:34,653 Take them off! 525 00:30:38,954 --> 00:30:40,356 Yes! 526 00:30:42,021 --> 00:30:44,557 Everything. Don't be shy. 527 00:30:48,756 --> 00:30:49,756 Here we go. 528 00:30:50,123 --> 00:30:51,591 That's good. 529 00:30:51,623 --> 00:30:52,959 What a beast! 530 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,326 I'm gonna try and get some sleep. 531 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,995 Yeah. If you need anything, just knock on my door. 532 00:31:04,027 --> 00:31:06,596 Oh, and if you need anything, 533 00:31:06,627 --> 00:31:09,731 - then just knock on the door. - Oh, yeah... 534 00:31:09,761 --> 00:31:12,497 Should I come fully naked or in my underwear? 535 00:31:14,595 --> 00:31:15,830 As you wish... 536 00:31:16,329 --> 00:31:17,897 I'm not bothered. 537 00:31:18,996 --> 00:31:20,332 Good night. 538 00:31:22,897 --> 00:31:24,666 I know a man when I see one. 539 00:31:25,131 --> 00:31:28,268 Oh, thanks. I'm trying my best. 540 00:31:28,299 --> 00:31:30,301 - She's a tough nut to crack. - No, no. 541 00:31:30,332 --> 00:31:31,834 I mean her. 542 00:31:31,866 --> 00:31:34,669 Pretty sure she's got a cock! 543 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:36,035 What? 544 00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:39,504 I would know. Thailand's my second home! 545 00:31:40,502 --> 00:31:42,537 Okay. And this is based on... 546 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,338 A holiday, presumably. Or... 547 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,904 Trust me. 548 00:31:45,936 --> 00:31:47,739 Take a look at the Adam's apple. 549 00:31:48,270 --> 00:31:50,373 Right there. It's big 550 00:31:50,571 --> 00:31:52,540 like a fucking foot ball. Do you know what I mean? 551 00:31:53,738 --> 00:31:55,908 It's only gonna be weird the first time, eh? 552 00:32:00,439 --> 00:32:01,841 It'll be like that. 553 00:32:02,273 --> 00:32:03,875 Just getting into your fucking eye. 554 00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:06,940 She's a woman. 555 00:32:07,374 --> 00:32:11,511 - Keep your voice down. She's there. - Less of a... More of a... 556 00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:14,345 - Do you know what I mean? - I get it, she has a penis! 557 00:32:14,376 --> 00:32:18,047 I get it, she has a penis. Please, can you just go to bed? 558 00:32:18,077 --> 00:32:20,446 - Please. - Alright. Good night. 559 00:32:21,744 --> 00:32:22,746 Nice one! 560 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,448 This is ridiculous! 561 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:30,582 How am I meant to run a business without a phone? 562 00:32:30,613 --> 00:32:32,649 I'm supposed to be getting married next week. 563 00:32:32,981 --> 00:32:34,282 You? 564 00:32:34,881 --> 00:32:36,449 What's so odd about that? 565 00:32:36,481 --> 00:32:37,816 I don't know... 566 00:32:37,848 --> 00:32:39,618 - You're old. - Fuck off! 567 00:32:42,816 --> 00:32:44,752 I'm not too old to get us out of here. 568 00:32:45,817 --> 00:32:46,817 Eh? 569 00:32:46,984 --> 00:32:49,954 We might as well be targets on a firing range, boy. 570 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,187 When I was in the Falklands, 571 00:32:52,486 --> 00:32:56,422 I was in charge of a company. We got trapped in a disused factory. 572 00:32:56,453 --> 00:32:59,822 The enemy was advancing on all sides. There was nowhere to turn. 573 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:01,589 We were sitting ducks. 574 00:33:02,321 --> 00:33:03,356 Gripper. 575 00:33:04,587 --> 00:33:05,689 McDonald. 576 00:33:08,755 --> 00:33:09,757 Archer. 577 00:33:12,756 --> 00:33:15,793 First thing you do in a situation like this, is you split up. 578 00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:18,727 Alright. That makes sense. 579 00:33:18,758 --> 00:33:21,562 And what happened? In the factory. 580 00:33:22,126 --> 00:33:23,661 The whole company was killed. 581 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:27,264 - Shit! - I was the only one who got away. 582 00:33:30,894 --> 00:33:32,663 But... Weren't you in charge? 583 00:33:32,862 --> 00:33:34,030 Exactly. 584 00:33:34,529 --> 00:33:37,965 So if I can survive that, I'm sure as hell gonna survive this! 585 00:33:39,897 --> 00:33:41,699 I've seen where the fuse box is. 586 00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:45,866 We disable the security cameras. 587 00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:49,702 Giving us time to clear off. Then we head to the nearest village. 588 00:33:50,799 --> 00:33:52,434 You on my team, boy? 589 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,270 You mean, like in the Falklands? 590 00:33:57,468 --> 00:33:59,436 If that's what you want... Yeah! 591 00:34:01,001 --> 00:34:02,369 Right... 592 00:34:03,469 --> 00:34:04,738 It's just... 593 00:34:05,269 --> 00:34:07,472 I don't want to end up like the rest of your company. 594 00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:09,939 Heroes? 595 00:34:15,771 --> 00:34:18,408 Yes! Of course I'm fucking in! 596 00:34:21,906 --> 00:34:23,440 Have you got any coke? 597 00:34:28,808 --> 00:34:32,078 What to do when you're locked up with 7 people who have the same name 598 00:34:32,109 --> 00:34:34,411 and one of them is beautiful? 599 00:34:34,443 --> 00:34:35,811 But possibly a man. 600 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:38,446 What to do when you're stuck in the attic of horror with... 601 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:40,513 It's not actually a joke, is it? 602 00:34:40,544 --> 00:34:43,714 "My, what big teeth you've got, Grandma!" 603 00:34:44,045 --> 00:34:45,045 Not you. 604 00:34:45,345 --> 00:34:48,682 When no one gives a shit where you are or who you are... 605 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,348 What's going on? 606 00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:51,882 Hang on, sweetie. 607 00:34:52,413 --> 00:34:53,882 Go and check the power. 608 00:34:56,648 --> 00:34:58,450 Check the power. Over. 609 00:34:59,115 --> 00:35:00,115 Copy that. Over. 610 00:35:03,616 --> 00:35:05,451 Someone's already cut them! 611 00:35:05,950 --> 00:35:07,452 That's not good, is it? 612 00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:10,520 It's the Falklands all over again. 613 00:35:11,051 --> 00:35:12,520 Oh, God. 614 00:35:13,852 --> 00:35:15,021 Oh, God! 615 00:35:28,022 --> 00:35:29,057 Are you okay? 616 00:35:29,489 --> 00:35:31,391 I'm ex commando. 617 00:35:31,422 --> 00:35:34,960 I've outrun a leopard before now. You just stick with me! 618 00:35:40,424 --> 00:35:41,826 Bloody hell! 619 00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:44,395 Stop! Who are you? 620 00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:49,828 Fuck! 621 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,437 Shit, it's you! I'm so sorry! 622 00:36:21,635 --> 00:36:23,035 Why were you running into the woods? 623 00:36:23,202 --> 00:36:24,736 You just shot me! 624 00:36:25,635 --> 00:36:26,635 It bloody hurts! 625 00:36:27,136 --> 00:36:30,373 And this is a very nice jacket! 626 00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:31,605 Fuck! 627 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:47,976 What the fuck! What the hell are you doing? 628 00:36:48,007 --> 00:36:49,409 Sorry, you should have knocked! 629 00:36:49,609 --> 00:36:50,810 You've made that clear! 630 00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:52,777 You just bulled me in the face! 631 00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:55,444 Did you hear gunshots? 632 00:36:57,377 --> 00:37:00,013 - Why did I come here? - Because you're scared. 633 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:04,513 - No, to protect you! - Well, this isn't a mouse problem. 634 00:37:04,544 --> 00:37:05,879 What is that supposed to mean? 635 00:37:05,911 --> 00:37:08,481 It means our lives might be in danger, so come on! 636 00:37:08,512 --> 00:37:11,115 No, no, no! I really think we ought to... 637 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,082 We ought to let the police handle this. 638 00:37:13,114 --> 00:37:16,017 What? No, if we're under attack, I'd like to know! 639 00:37:22,149 --> 00:37:23,618 Fuck. 640 00:37:30,517 --> 00:37:33,354 Okay, all clear. Let's get back to our rooms. Come on. 641 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:36,655 No, you go. I'm gonna find out what's happening outside. 642 00:37:37,853 --> 00:37:38,921 Okay. 643 00:37:39,853 --> 00:37:40,853 What? 644 00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:43,522 - Nothing. - What are you looking at? 645 00:37:44,488 --> 00:37:47,124 Nothing! Nothing at all. 646 00:37:47,155 --> 00:37:49,825 - Is there something on me? - No, no! 647 00:37:49,856 --> 00:37:51,958 - I don't think so. - What do you mean? 648 00:37:51,989 --> 00:37:54,891 - Either there is or there isn't! - Alright, look... 649 00:37:54,923 --> 00:37:57,393 It's stupid, I know but earlier today, Ben... 650 00:37:57,424 --> 00:38:00,461 Casanova, he was saying something about your... 651 00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:04,527 Adam's apple being big... 652 00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:06,394 It's a joke, obviously, but I think... 653 00:38:06,426 --> 00:38:08,929 - And you believe him, do you? - No. 654 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,461 Obviously not. 655 00:38:10,494 --> 00:38:14,098 But the story you said about your name... 656 00:38:14,128 --> 00:38:16,097 I thought maybe you might have made it up. 657 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:17,531 Okay, you know what... 658 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,397 Touch them. 659 00:38:21,163 --> 00:38:22,865 - What? - Touch them! 660 00:38:23,063 --> 00:38:24,197 Alright! 661 00:38:24,230 --> 00:38:28,134 - Authentic enough for you? - Yeah, good. Really good. 662 00:38:28,164 --> 00:38:31,066 I'm not a doctor and surgery can work wonders, these days... 663 00:38:31,098 --> 00:38:33,601 - For fuck sake! How about this? - Okay. 664 00:38:33,632 --> 00:38:34,632 No. 665 00:38:35,533 --> 00:38:36,868 You're a girl. I get it. 666 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:39,601 What? 667 00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:41,870 Don't look at me like that! This is your fault! 668 00:38:42,601 --> 00:38:43,836 It's not that. 669 00:38:44,035 --> 00:38:45,770 It's just the fear that comes. 670 00:38:45,802 --> 00:38:48,472 I get really turned on by dangerous situations. 671 00:38:48,503 --> 00:38:49,905 - You do? - Yeah! 672 00:38:52,003 --> 00:38:56,508 I really wanna know what's going on, but I'd love to sleep with you. 673 00:38:56,538 --> 00:38:58,741 Oh yeah? We could toss for it. 674 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:00,973 Yeah? 675 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:04,376 Not that you're my type. Quite the opposite, in fact. 676 00:39:04,407 --> 00:39:06,075 But you know, you're here. 677 00:39:06,106 --> 00:39:07,441 We're here... 678 00:39:08,707 --> 00:39:09,975 The danger... 679 00:39:10,941 --> 00:39:12,544 How are you with velcro? 680 00:39:13,575 --> 00:39:15,044 What? 681 00:39:15,076 --> 00:39:18,347 What? You're joking! I knew you were joking! 682 00:39:18,544 --> 00:39:19,984 You can't pull the wool over my eyes! 683 00:39:21,444 --> 00:39:22,579 Wait. 684 00:39:23,411 --> 00:39:24,411 Come on. Come on! 685 00:39:24,845 --> 00:39:28,115 Wait, what do you mean, "come on"? Don't go towards the gunfire! 686 00:39:28,146 --> 00:39:30,515 Okay, wait for me! 687 00:39:32,147 --> 00:39:33,549 You dark beauty! 688 00:39:39,448 --> 00:39:40,950 What's that, over there? 689 00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:45,951 Check the perimeter. 690 00:39:48,784 --> 00:39:51,587 - We should check their pulses. - Really? 691 00:39:51,618 --> 00:39:52,753 You never know. 692 00:39:55,951 --> 00:39:57,821 - He's alive! - Really? 693 00:39:58,652 --> 00:39:59,754 No! 694 00:40:02,887 --> 00:40:05,056 - Holy shit! What the fuck? - Halt! 695 00:40:05,254 --> 00:40:08,691 - We heard gunshots. - Do you always run toward gunfire? 696 00:40:08,722 --> 00:40:11,959 - We thought we were under attack. - Leave this to the professionals! 697 00:40:11,989 --> 00:40:13,090 Is that what you told them? 698 00:40:13,924 --> 00:40:15,959 Stay here. I'm taking these two back inside. 699 00:40:16,157 --> 00:40:19,661 - Tell us what happened first. - You're not safe in the garden. 700 00:40:19,858 --> 00:40:21,658 - Go back inside. - What the fuck is going on? 701 00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:23,594 I heard gunshots. 702 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:24,625 Jesus! 703 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:28,961 Are you people volunteers? 704 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,496 I demand to speak to a real police officer! 705 00:40:31,527 --> 00:40:32,562 Look... 706 00:40:35,095 --> 00:40:37,131 Don't panic. Go back inside. 707 00:40:37,329 --> 00:40:40,399 Go to your rooms. We're taking care of this. 708 00:40:40,596 --> 00:40:43,465 The security cameras will be back on again shortly. 709 00:40:43,496 --> 00:40:45,564 - They were off? - Alright, enough! 710 00:40:45,596 --> 00:40:46,865 Go, go! 711 00:40:47,364 --> 00:40:51,402 Did you see the old man? He was skewered like a kebab. 712 00:40:53,498 --> 00:40:57,035 If we get out of here alive, I'm suing those bastard police. 713 00:40:57,066 --> 00:40:58,066 I'm gonna... 714 00:41:02,134 --> 00:41:03,902 I thought they took everybody's phones. 715 00:41:05,635 --> 00:41:06,870 Wait, Ben... 716 00:41:08,869 --> 00:41:10,038 Where is it coming from? 717 00:41:17,604 --> 00:41:19,040 Whose room is this? 718 00:41:19,805 --> 00:41:21,073 Ben Lyk's. 719 00:41:26,773 --> 00:41:28,843 A Ben Lyk that likes guns! 720 00:41:30,974 --> 00:41:32,676 It must be the killer's. 721 00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:35,379 Right... Let's hide and wait for him. 722 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,411 Or call for help? 723 00:41:38,509 --> 00:41:39,544 Shit! 724 00:41:40,444 --> 00:41:41,478 Shit! 725 00:41:58,947 --> 00:42:00,115 Oh, my God! 726 00:42:01,915 --> 00:42:02,916 What did you do? 727 00:42:02,948 --> 00:42:04,484 I didn't mean to. 728 00:42:05,549 --> 00:42:06,617 That was cold. 729 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:08,850 What the fuck just happened? 730 00:42:08,883 --> 00:42:11,052 I saw him coming out of his room with a gun. 731 00:42:11,083 --> 00:42:14,121 He pointed it at me so I jumped on him. 732 00:42:18,085 --> 00:42:19,085 He hasn't got a gun! 733 00:42:19,253 --> 00:42:21,155 He must have dropped it in the corridor. 734 00:42:21,553 --> 00:42:22,821 What's going on? 735 00:42:24,086 --> 00:42:26,490 - Wait, it's not mine! - Drop it! 736 00:42:29,688 --> 00:42:31,956 - Where did you get it? - It was on the floor, out there. 737 00:42:31,988 --> 00:42:33,791 I heard gunfire and... 738 00:42:33,990 --> 00:42:35,457 What's going on? 739 00:42:35,656 --> 00:42:36,724 Is he dead? 740 00:42:38,024 --> 00:42:39,024 It was an accident. 741 00:42:40,624 --> 00:42:41,624 Who's that? 742 00:42:41,991 --> 00:42:43,127 Me. 743 00:42:44,626 --> 00:42:48,763 We found a phone and a gun in the bag and we were waiting for the killer. 744 00:42:48,792 --> 00:42:51,562 - The killer's here? - The old guy and the banker died! 745 00:42:52,626 --> 00:42:53,962 - What happened? - We don't know! 746 00:42:54,161 --> 00:42:55,996 Whose room is this? 747 00:42:56,195 --> 00:42:58,130 - It's not mine! - It's not mine! 748 00:42:58,161 --> 00:43:01,898 Mine's across the hallway. He wardrobe is way too small. 749 00:43:04,696 --> 00:43:06,632 Why are you all looking at me? 750 00:43:06,831 --> 00:43:09,167 - Because I'm black? - No, we didn't say that! 751 00:43:09,365 --> 00:43:10,899 I didn't even notice! 752 00:43:11,098 --> 00:43:12,433 Everyone's black! 753 00:43:15,532 --> 00:43:16,532 It was his room. 754 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,568 I'm gonna be sick. 755 00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:23,769 That's it! 756 00:43:24,067 --> 00:43:26,971 No one gets out until we find out whose room this is! Understood? 757 00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:28,404 Okay, got it. 758 00:43:31,703 --> 00:43:33,471 Just to be clear, it's not mine. 759 00:43:36,637 --> 00:43:39,408 Where are we with the video surveillance? Can you fix it? 760 00:43:39,872 --> 00:43:42,441 Almost there. Surveillance screens should be back on 761 00:43:42,639 --> 00:43:43,639 in a few minutes. 762 00:43:43,872 --> 00:43:45,174 Oh! That is just... 763 00:43:52,107 --> 00:43:53,074 Right. 764 00:43:53,107 --> 00:43:54,610 Take everything out of the bag. 765 00:44:01,543 --> 00:44:02,543 Look! 766 00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:03,979 A rugby top. 767 00:44:04,345 --> 00:44:07,915 - That's definitely his room. - No, that's hair gel and shampoo! 768 00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:09,414 He was bold! 769 00:44:14,713 --> 00:44:15,981 Don't move! 770 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:17,748 Did you? 771 00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:18,982 It's yours, isn't it? 772 00:44:22,181 --> 00:44:25,552 Okay, that's the living room back on. Let's try the garden. 773 00:44:25,749 --> 00:44:28,786 Lock all the doors. Back up is on the way. 774 00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:33,186 I feel all in charge! 775 00:44:34,017 --> 00:44:35,919 You are in charge. 776 00:44:38,552 --> 00:44:41,055 Okay. First things first. 777 00:44:43,753 --> 00:44:45,423 No, no, no! 778 00:44:45,621 --> 00:44:49,057 There's no need for that. He's gonna talk. Aren't you? 779 00:44:53,255 --> 00:44:54,255 No. 780 00:44:54,655 --> 00:44:57,659 Why are you trying to kill us? Huh? 781 00:45:01,190 --> 00:45:02,190 Fuck off. 782 00:45:03,724 --> 00:45:04,826 Finished? 783 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,930 Look, I don't have to take this shit. 784 00:45:18,962 --> 00:45:21,064 - Police! Help! - Shut up! 785 00:45:21,262 --> 00:45:23,064 Help! 786 00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:24,899 Okay, look. Not you. 787 00:45:26,563 --> 00:45:28,966 Maybe you should just put that on the floor, for now. 788 00:45:29,431 --> 00:45:31,734 That was an accident. Alright? 789 00:45:31,932 --> 00:45:34,768 An accident with severe consequences. But an accident nevertheless! 790 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:38,803 What the hell is wrong with you? Again? 791 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,168 Fuck! 792 00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:44,169 Get her away from me! 793 00:45:44,368 --> 00:45:45,702 Get her away from me! 794 00:45:45,901 --> 00:45:47,570 - Not until you speak! - Sorry! 795 00:45:47,769 --> 00:45:49,204 I didn't mean it, alright? 796 00:45:49,403 --> 00:45:51,672 "Sorry"? You fucking idiot! You just shot me! 797 00:45:51,870 --> 00:45:52,871 No need for insults! 798 00:45:54,136 --> 00:45:55,136 Stop! 799 00:45:56,604 --> 00:45:57,772 What do you wanna know? 800 00:45:59,937 --> 00:46:01,540 Why are you trying to kill us? 801 00:46:04,939 --> 00:46:06,542 My name's not Ben Lyk. 802 00:46:07,206 --> 00:46:08,942 It's Paul Leonard. 803 00:46:13,008 --> 00:46:15,812 I killed and took the place of the only black Ben Lyk in London. 804 00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:19,945 I made a fake ID and I took his place 805 00:46:20,143 --> 00:46:21,744 before the police rounded us all up. 806 00:46:22,410 --> 00:46:24,646 Why would you do that, dude? 807 00:46:25,711 --> 00:46:27,113 Are you weird? 808 00:46:27,478 --> 00:46:29,746 There's a gang war in London. 809 00:46:29,778 --> 00:46:31,714 It's been in the news all this week. 810 00:46:31,745 --> 00:46:33,914 The four big bosses have been killed. 811 00:46:33,946 --> 00:46:36,850 The people I work for killed the last one a few days ago. 812 00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:38,548 O'Sullivan was his name. 813 00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:41,217 So sorry, what's that got to do with us? 814 00:46:42,114 --> 00:46:44,884 Someone called Ben Lyk 815 00:46:45,082 --> 00:46:46,584 witnessed O'Sullivan getting killed. 816 00:46:47,716 --> 00:46:48,951 He filmed the whole thing. 817 00:46:49,150 --> 00:46:50,918 Including the people who'd done it. 818 00:46:55,951 --> 00:46:57,786 But not before dropping his gym membership. 819 00:47:05,586 --> 00:47:08,089 So my boss looked up all the Ben Lyks in London. 820 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,190 And in order not to take any chances, 821 00:47:11,188 --> 00:47:12,857 he told me to kill them all. 822 00:47:12,889 --> 00:47:13,889 Great! 823 00:47:14,456 --> 00:47:17,102 So we're locked in a house with the very person we're trying to avoid! 824 00:47:17,124 --> 00:47:20,461 Wait. So it's a guy. That means I can go. 825 00:47:22,690 --> 00:47:24,092 Let me get this straight. We're here 826 00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:25,893 because some dickhead with a camera 827 00:47:26,092 --> 00:47:28,862 couldn't keep his nose out of other people's business! 828 00:47:29,059 --> 00:47:31,028 I'm a little tea pot short and stout, 829 00:47:31,227 --> 00:47:35,064 Here is my handle, here is my spout, When I get... 830 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,496 Wait a minute! 831 00:47:37,528 --> 00:47:39,563 That camera's not on. 832 00:47:39,594 --> 00:47:41,931 Something's not right. We need to get up there. 833 00:47:42,162 --> 00:47:43,497 Call you back, sweetie! 834 00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:47,966 - So you killed all five Ben Lyks. - Just the first three. 835 00:47:48,431 --> 00:47:50,500 The killings here are someone else. 836 00:47:50,531 --> 00:47:51,833 Then you must have an accomplice! 837 00:47:52,032 --> 00:47:53,032 No. 838 00:47:53,665 --> 00:47:54,867 I work alone. 839 00:47:55,066 --> 00:47:57,135 - Don't bullshit me! - He's probably like me. 840 00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:00,770 - Murderers are self-employed. - Judging by the mess you've made, 841 00:48:00,967 --> 00:48:03,703 - he's probably hired someone else. - It's irrelevant now. 842 00:48:03,734 --> 00:48:06,069 One thing he doesn't tolerate is a snitch. 843 00:48:06,101 --> 00:48:08,237 So either way, I'm as dead as the rest of you. 844 00:48:10,769 --> 00:48:13,839 Open the door! Open this fucking door! 845 00:48:16,104 --> 00:48:17,104 What's going on? 846 00:48:20,571 --> 00:48:22,706 - He's poisoned himself! - What? 847 00:48:22,938 --> 00:48:24,206 Shit! 848 00:48:24,973 --> 00:48:27,776 We should try CPR! Mouth to mouth! 849 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:29,708 Jesus! 850 00:48:34,874 --> 00:48:36,643 Taking the positive 851 00:48:36,842 --> 00:48:38,152 from this dreadful series of events, 852 00:48:38,175 --> 00:48:41,546 at least we know who killed the first three Ben Lyks and why. 853 00:48:41,743 --> 00:48:45,514 And taking the negative from this dreadful series of events, 854 00:48:45,544 --> 00:48:48,280 - we know he's not the only killer! - He may be lying. 855 00:48:48,311 --> 00:48:49,311 Why would he do that? 856 00:48:49,478 --> 00:48:52,748 He's a murderer! They're not known for their honesty. 857 00:48:52,945 --> 00:48:56,148 - That's right, Scott. Very good. - You're all ignoring the real issue! 858 00:48:56,179 --> 00:48:58,916 - It's staring you right in the face. - What's that? 859 00:48:59,114 --> 00:49:02,818 The video! If whoever took the video would just hand it over to the gang, 860 00:49:02,848 --> 00:49:04,917 we could put an end to this. 861 00:49:04,948 --> 00:49:08,285 It's very cowardly that they haven't step forward already. 862 00:49:08,316 --> 00:49:10,185 Cowardly or cautionary? 863 00:49:10,383 --> 00:49:12,586 Yes, we shouldn't be doing deals with criminals. 864 00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:13,784 Coward! 865 00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:19,089 She's got a point, though. That video might give us some clues. 866 00:49:19,118 --> 00:49:22,822 But that would require one of you to step forward. 867 00:49:23,352 --> 00:49:27,057 I know it's hard. You are responsible for the deaths of eight people 868 00:49:27,254 --> 00:49:31,692 and the use of over 100000 pounds worth of police time. 869 00:49:31,889 --> 00:49:34,124 But I can assure you, you will be protected. 870 00:49:36,088 --> 00:49:37,657 It was probably the vicar. 871 00:49:38,256 --> 00:49:39,725 Well, it wasn't me. 872 00:49:40,690 --> 00:49:41,859 No. 873 00:49:51,926 --> 00:49:55,563 Hi, you've reached Roberto. Leave me a message. 874 00:49:55,594 --> 00:49:57,497 Robbie, it's Ben. 875 00:49:57,862 --> 00:50:01,999 I need you to do something for me. It's very important. 876 00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:21,968 Come on Robbie! 877 00:50:21,999 --> 00:50:23,901 Listen to the message! 878 00:50:35,236 --> 00:50:37,105 Robbie, it's Ben. 879 00:50:37,137 --> 00:50:40,908 I need you to do something for me. It's very important. 880 00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:43,808 - Fuck sake! - I need you to go find... 881 00:51:42,586 --> 00:51:45,089 Ben, you twat! 882 00:51:54,055 --> 00:51:55,824 Robbie, pick up the phone! 883 00:52:09,225 --> 00:52:10,193 Jesus. 884 00:52:10,225 --> 00:52:11,727 - Let me in. - Why? 885 00:52:11,759 --> 00:52:14,128 What the fuck! Just let me in! 886 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,161 Okay. 887 00:52:15,627 --> 00:52:17,863 There's something up with the hipster. 888 00:52:17,894 --> 00:52:18,995 Yeah, he's a twat. 889 00:52:19,028 --> 00:52:22,665 I was looking in his room and he's making something. 890 00:52:22,862 --> 00:52:25,264 Probably a green bubble hat to match his stupid trousers. 891 00:52:25,295 --> 00:52:27,731 I don't know about you, but I'm not taking any more risks. 892 00:52:27,930 --> 00:52:30,899 As far as I'm concerned, everyone out there is guilty. 893 00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:33,166 - I agree! - Great. Then give me the gun. 894 00:52:33,397 --> 00:52:34,397 No, no way! 895 00:52:34,697 --> 00:52:37,733 - Give me the gun! - I'm not giving a gun to a murderer! 896 00:52:37,765 --> 00:52:39,768 - It was an accident! - It wasn't an accident. 897 00:52:39,799 --> 00:52:44,738 A ploy, is what it was. To disguise the fact that you're the murderer. 898 00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:48,204 Ben... I might think you're a dick, 899 00:52:48,402 --> 00:52:50,070 but I don't want you dead. 900 00:52:50,101 --> 00:52:52,104 Which bit of that is even a compliment? 901 00:52:54,703 --> 00:52:55,838 What? 902 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:05,040 I'm not falling for that one again, Thailand! 903 00:53:47,315 --> 00:53:48,617 Are you coming? 904 00:53:49,782 --> 00:53:53,186 What did I ever do to you? This is abuse! 905 00:53:53,216 --> 00:53:55,652 Please don't kill me. I promise, I'm not... 906 00:53:55,683 --> 00:53:58,587 Get out of your rooms! We're leaving the house! 907 00:53:58,618 --> 00:54:01,087 - Thank god. Help! - Shut up! 908 00:54:01,118 --> 00:54:03,154 Thank God! Jesus! 909 00:54:06,052 --> 00:54:08,622 You ain't gonna believe what I've just found. 910 00:54:08,653 --> 00:54:11,023 An apology for that awful shirt you're wearing? 911 00:54:25,358 --> 00:54:27,126 Take this video down. 912 00:54:27,658 --> 00:54:29,727 It ain't gonna be easy. 913 00:54:29,758 --> 00:54:31,593 People have already shared it. 914 00:54:31,626 --> 00:54:33,761 Press has probably seen it, by now. 915 00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:37,096 - He only posted one video? - Yeah. 916 00:54:37,127 --> 00:54:39,030 The account just got created. 917 00:54:40,628 --> 00:54:42,063 And the name is Ben Lyk? 918 00:54:44,128 --> 00:54:46,097 We must have missed one. 919 00:54:46,129 --> 00:54:48,799 That is exactly what he wants us to think. 920 00:54:50,063 --> 00:54:51,699 I don't like to take chances. 921 00:54:51,730 --> 00:54:56,068 When I say "kill all the Ben Lyks", I mean... 922 00:54:56,098 --> 00:54:57,098 Kill them all! 923 00:54:57,165 --> 00:54:59,701 - Which one do you prefer? - What's he doing? 924 00:54:59,899 --> 00:55:02,802 I wanna look good if I'm gonna die. That one? 925 00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:04,869 I love the blue one. 926 00:55:07,101 --> 00:55:09,637 I'm so sick and tired of talking to you, right now. 927 00:55:09,668 --> 00:55:12,137 - Just make a decision. - Put your jacket on. 928 00:55:13,736 --> 00:55:16,138 - Everybody out! - Hurry up! 929 00:55:17,003 --> 00:55:19,039 I want a bulletproof vest! 930 00:55:19,270 --> 00:55:21,806 We'll see what we can do but you have to come out! 931 00:55:21,837 --> 00:55:23,272 We're leaving now! 932 00:55:23,471 --> 00:55:25,206 And I want a helmet 933 00:55:25,238 --> 00:55:27,041 and two armed bodyguards. 934 00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,007 It'd be great if they could wear denim. 935 00:55:29,039 --> 00:55:31,709 That's probably not gonna happen. 936 00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:34,075 I want them just for me. 937 00:55:34,274 --> 00:55:36,777 - I don't trust anyone anymore. - He's buying some time! 938 00:55:36,975 --> 00:55:39,743 He's one of them. I saw you making something! 939 00:55:39,775 --> 00:55:41,611 See? People are spying on me. 940 00:55:41,809 --> 00:55:44,111 - He was making something! - No, I wasn't. 941 00:55:44,309 --> 00:55:48,247 Yes, you were! I saw you, you were sawing. What are you up to? 942 00:55:51,378 --> 00:55:53,080 I was wanking. 943 00:55:57,412 --> 00:55:59,881 Yes, sir. How many units did you send? 944 00:56:00,313 --> 00:56:01,313 Right. 945 00:56:01,614 --> 00:56:03,049 Yes, they're getting ready. 946 00:56:03,248 --> 00:56:04,249 Thank you, sir. 947 00:56:05,147 --> 00:56:07,650 Inspector, I've got something to show you. 948 00:56:07,681 --> 00:56:10,083 I don't have time. Back up is almost here. 949 00:56:10,549 --> 00:56:12,184 The video of O'Sullivan's murder. 950 00:56:14,650 --> 00:56:15,751 Where did you get that? 951 00:56:16,117 --> 00:56:17,651 Online. 952 00:56:19,951 --> 00:56:21,052 Give me a second. 953 00:56:22,251 --> 00:56:23,653 Clive... 954 00:56:23,985 --> 00:56:26,755 There's nothing else I can do. 955 00:56:26,786 --> 00:56:30,657 She doesn't want to sleep and I don't have time for this! 956 00:56:32,087 --> 00:56:33,389 Kill them all. 957 00:56:33,421 --> 00:56:34,856 Done. 958 00:56:38,222 --> 00:56:40,725 Officer, may I? Please? 959 00:56:41,323 --> 00:56:44,160 - For a moment. - I don't think that's a good idea. 960 00:56:46,157 --> 00:56:48,126 Ben, it's Ben. 961 00:56:48,158 --> 00:56:49,760 Listen, I think you... 962 00:56:50,091 --> 00:56:51,759 Actually, listen all of you. 963 00:56:52,959 --> 00:56:55,194 You've got nothing to worry about anymore. 964 00:56:56,159 --> 00:56:57,728 It was me. 965 00:56:58,094 --> 00:57:01,297 I filmed the murder and I couldn't deal with the guilt anymore. 966 00:57:01,327 --> 00:57:04,129 So I've posted the video online. 967 00:57:04,161 --> 00:57:06,998 The whole world can see it now so there's no reason 968 00:57:07,196 --> 00:57:09,198 to kill us anymore. We're all safe! 969 00:57:11,730 --> 00:57:12,932 I am no coward! 970 00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:16,167 - You what? - I really have to take this. 971 00:57:17,064 --> 00:57:18,064 Hello? 972 00:57:18,665 --> 00:57:19,933 Robbie? 973 00:57:19,965 --> 00:57:23,769 The place was a bugger to find but I'm outside. 974 00:57:23,799 --> 00:57:25,935 I thought I could film all this for you. 975 00:57:26,134 --> 00:57:27,168 For your channel. 976 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,370 Robbie, that is adorable. 977 00:57:29,401 --> 00:57:30,703 So all this is your fault? 978 00:57:32,168 --> 00:57:33,168 Hello? 979 00:57:36,403 --> 00:57:38,848 You're the reason they want to kill us and you didn't say anything? 980 00:57:38,870 --> 00:57:41,406 - I'm a victim, too! - You didn't need to involve us. 981 00:57:41,437 --> 00:57:43,973 - We didn't do anything. - But we never would have met! 982 00:57:44,004 --> 00:57:45,340 I'm going to kill you! 983 00:57:46,339 --> 00:57:49,842 How was I supposed to know they would kill all the Ben Lyks? 984 00:57:49,872 --> 00:57:52,775 You should have told the police straight away! 985 00:57:52,806 --> 00:57:54,041 I was scared! 986 00:57:54,073 --> 00:57:57,944 Until she pointed out it was cowardly and I'm not a coward! 987 00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:00,777 You're a prick! How could you do that, Ben? 988 00:58:00,975 --> 00:58:02,043 You put us all in danger! 989 00:58:02,975 --> 00:58:04,677 She's right, you're a prick! 990 00:58:20,346 --> 00:58:21,914 I've tried everything. 991 00:58:21,946 --> 00:58:24,016 There's only so many times 992 00:58:24,214 --> 00:58:27,351 I can march the Duke of York up to the top of the bloody hill! 993 00:58:27,549 --> 00:58:29,818 - Ma'm? - Hang on, Clive. 994 00:58:30,016 --> 00:58:33,653 - Who else has a tattoo like that? - I don't know... 995 00:58:33,683 --> 00:58:34,684 David Beckham? 996 00:58:34,883 --> 00:58:35,851 Scott! 997 00:58:35,883 --> 00:58:36,883 Yep! 998 00:58:43,352 --> 00:58:45,021 Okay, okay! 999 00:58:45,052 --> 00:58:46,754 Let me go, I'm done! 1000 00:58:47,353 --> 00:58:50,123 You're just as bad as them, if you're trying to kill me! 1001 00:58:51,287 --> 00:58:53,957 Enough! Enough! Get off him! 1002 00:59:14,925 --> 00:59:16,694 - What happened? - This. 1003 00:59:20,927 --> 00:59:23,664 - They're back! - It came from the garden. 1004 00:59:23,695 --> 00:59:26,298 - Alright! That's it! - Okay. 1005 00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:29,398 I'm handing him over to them so they let us go. 1006 00:59:29,629 --> 00:59:31,365 I shouldn't have gotten these boots. 1007 00:59:33,830 --> 00:59:35,833 Come on. Come on. 1008 00:59:38,465 --> 00:59:39,465 Come on! 1009 00:59:50,867 --> 00:59:53,070 Come on! We're going downstairs now! 1010 00:59:53,268 --> 00:59:54,970 - Can I at least take my bag? - No! 1011 00:59:55,002 --> 00:59:56,404 Come on, let her take her bag. 1012 00:59:57,335 --> 00:59:58,938 I said no! 1013 00:59:59,137 --> 01:00:01,239 Now fucking downstairs, now! 1014 01:00:01,270 --> 01:00:02,672 Now! 1015 01:00:04,271 --> 01:00:05,773 - Go now! - Alright, got it! 1016 01:00:08,738 --> 01:00:12,709 It's no luck, is it? Statistically, it would be a bit odd: 1017 01:00:12,939 --> 01:00:14,675 - a safe house full of murderers. - Listen, 1018 01:00:14,874 --> 01:00:17,143 you should leave this to us. We know what we're doing. 1019 01:00:17,341 --> 01:00:19,043 - What the fuck! - Shit. 1020 01:00:19,941 --> 01:00:21,377 What the fuck is going on? 1021 01:00:24,076 --> 01:00:26,679 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1022 01:00:27,309 --> 01:00:28,745 Fuck you! 1023 01:00:50,315 --> 01:00:51,350 This way. 1024 01:00:57,383 --> 01:00:58,383 Fuck! 1025 01:01:10,219 --> 01:01:12,088 We're gonna die here because of you! 1026 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,989 - I said I'm sorry. - That's not gonna help! 1027 01:01:14,021 --> 01:01:15,757 I know. Sorry. 1028 01:01:16,522 --> 01:01:19,924 If I'd know today was gonna be my last day on earth, 1029 01:01:20,122 --> 01:01:21,424 I would have shagged you earlier. 1030 01:01:21,456 --> 01:01:22,791 That's your loss. 1031 01:01:22,823 --> 01:01:24,291 We both know it's your loss. 1032 01:01:25,023 --> 01:01:26,058 Fair enough. 1033 01:01:29,758 --> 01:01:32,061 You're actually a really nice boy, Ben Lyk. 1034 01:01:33,225 --> 01:01:35,228 You're not so bad yourself, Ben Lyk. 1035 01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:42,263 - You are very difficult to read! - Can I tell you something? 1036 01:01:42,294 --> 01:01:43,996 It's now or never. 1037 01:01:44,028 --> 01:01:45,863 My real name isn't Ben. 1038 01:01:45,894 --> 01:01:47,363 - I know, it's Bee, right? - No. 1039 01:01:47,395 --> 01:01:49,931 It was Ben and now it's Melissa. 1040 01:01:50,429 --> 01:01:51,931 You've lost me. 1041 01:01:51,963 --> 01:01:54,099 Six months ago, my name was Ben. 1042 01:01:54,130 --> 01:01:58,001 Now it's Melissa. I'm here because I forgot to update my passport. 1043 01:01:59,498 --> 01:02:01,801 Do you remember what Casanova said? 1044 01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:07,903 Oh, fuck! Well, nobody's perfect. 1045 01:03:38,521 --> 01:03:40,157 Kill him! 1046 01:03:41,222 --> 01:03:43,991 Get closer to him! 1047 01:03:44,022 --> 01:03:45,022 Closer! 1048 01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:53,125 Fuck! 1049 01:03:53,292 --> 01:03:55,293 How are we supposed to survive 1050 01:03:55,492 --> 01:03:57,895 if even the police are trying to kill us? 1051 01:03:58,260 --> 01:03:59,795 Do you think he's alone? 1052 01:04:01,227 --> 01:04:02,462 I don't know. 1053 01:04:03,227 --> 01:04:05,430 How many are you? 1054 01:04:06,194 --> 01:04:07,863 As many as it takes. 1055 01:04:08,495 --> 01:04:10,497 Who do you work for? 1056 01:04:10,529 --> 01:04:12,164 Scotland Yard. 1057 01:04:12,796 --> 01:04:15,199 Could you please get him to tell us who he works for? 1058 01:04:15,230 --> 01:04:16,432 Yep. Alright, come on! 1059 01:04:16,631 --> 01:04:18,299 Okay, okay. 1060 01:04:19,798 --> 01:04:20,966 I work for O'Sullivan. 1061 01:04:21,198 --> 01:04:22,834 - What? - What? 1062 01:04:23,232 --> 01:04:26,035 He's dead! O'Sullivan is dead! 1063 01:04:27,233 --> 01:04:29,001 - Can I shoot him now? - No. 1064 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:32,003 No, wait. He's not dead. 1065 01:04:32,968 --> 01:04:34,136 It was a set up. 1066 01:04:34,335 --> 01:04:37,271 So he could disappear, retire quietly 1067 01:04:37,301 --> 01:04:39,304 and let his organisation take over London. 1068 01:04:39,969 --> 01:04:42,371 Wait. So who did I see getting murdered? 1069 01:04:42,570 --> 01:04:44,405 That was some homeless bloke. 1070 01:04:44,437 --> 01:04:47,240 It was easy. With my contacts in the police, 1071 01:04:47,271 --> 01:04:50,809 we were able to officially identify the body as O'Sullivan's. 1072 01:04:52,838 --> 01:04:55,140 O'Sullivan had the three main bosses in London killed. 1073 01:04:55,839 --> 01:04:57,809 And he staged his own death. 1074 01:04:58,008 --> 01:05:00,310 So that nobody could take revenge on him and his crew. 1075 01:05:00,508 --> 01:05:03,344 And with all the other gangs confused and disorganised, 1076 01:05:03,374 --> 01:05:05,910 his crew can quietly take over the city 1077 01:05:05,941 --> 01:05:08,078 as they've been planning to for years. 1078 01:05:09,543 --> 01:05:11,713 There's one thing I can't explain... 1079 01:05:11,911 --> 01:05:14,079 Why a man with the name O'Sullivan 1080 01:05:14,110 --> 01:05:15,278 is French. 1081 01:05:16,245 --> 01:05:18,147 Where are your accomplices? 1082 01:05:18,178 --> 01:05:20,480 - Everywhere. - We've established that. But where? 1083 01:05:20,512 --> 01:05:22,914 - Can I shoot him, now? - No, wait! 1084 01:05:22,945 --> 01:05:23,945 Maybe we can me a deal. 1085 01:05:24,312 --> 01:05:25,312 Fuck me! 1086 01:05:25,414 --> 01:05:27,182 I told you to wait! 1087 01:05:27,381 --> 01:05:29,415 Sorry, I just got a bit nervous. 1088 01:05:31,214 --> 01:05:33,451 - Bloody hell... - Yes! Come on! 1089 01:05:40,150 --> 01:05:43,086 What the fuck! Who the fuck are these guys? 1090 01:05:43,117 --> 01:05:45,053 He killed the whole fucking building! 1091 01:05:46,352 --> 01:05:48,821 Okay, go. Go! 1092 01:05:51,119 --> 01:05:52,121 Give me the keys. 1093 01:05:52,153 --> 01:05:53,488 - I'm driving. - No. Really? 1094 01:05:53,687 --> 01:05:56,256 - You can't even fire a gun! - Get in the car! 1095 01:05:57,788 --> 01:05:58,989 Go! Go! 1096 01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:01,355 What? 1097 01:06:01,455 --> 01:06:03,825 - Go! - I'm a virgin. 1098 01:06:04,390 --> 01:06:05,958 - A virgin? - Yeah. 1099 01:06:05,990 --> 01:06:08,326 - You mean as a man, or as a woman? - Stop it! 1100 01:06:08,856 --> 01:06:12,394 I'd really like you to be my first time. 1101 01:06:15,558 --> 01:06:17,994 I don't think now is the actual time for that. 1102 01:06:18,025 --> 01:06:20,927 - We should focus on getting out... - Don't be such a coward, Ben! 1103 01:06:20,959 --> 01:06:23,229 - I am not a coward! - I'm just asking. 1104 01:06:23,260 --> 01:06:25,896 I just went upstairs and blew a guy's brain! 1105 01:06:27,494 --> 01:06:28,896 I'm sorry. 1106 01:06:28,928 --> 01:06:31,064 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell. 1107 01:06:31,695 --> 01:06:34,866 I'm sorry. I didn't realise you felt this way. 1108 01:06:35,063 --> 01:06:37,332 Look, Bee... Melissa! 1109 01:06:37,830 --> 01:06:39,866 You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 1110 01:06:40,065 --> 01:06:42,800 I haven't felt this way since I watched Mulan, okay? 1111 01:06:44,932 --> 01:06:46,200 And yes... 1112 01:06:46,232 --> 01:06:48,301 Yes, I will take your virginity. 1113 01:06:48,332 --> 01:06:50,168 I will be your first. 1114 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:51,435 Of course I will! 1115 01:06:51,634 --> 01:06:53,269 - I fucking love you! Okay? - Yeah? 1116 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:54,502 Yes! 1117 01:06:54,535 --> 01:06:56,437 So no need to cry. 1118 01:07:00,936 --> 01:07:03,873 - What? - Every fucking time! 1119 01:07:04,070 --> 01:07:06,906 You bitch! I knew it! How do you keep doing this? 1120 01:07:31,177 --> 01:07:33,112 Fuck you, Scott! 1121 01:07:33,143 --> 01:07:34,979 Just let it go! 1122 01:07:50,548 --> 01:07:52,016 Fuck! 1123 01:08:08,552 --> 01:08:11,855 No, Scott! Please! 1124 01:08:11,885 --> 01:08:13,420 Please, don't kill me! 1125 01:08:13,452 --> 01:08:15,221 I'm not worth it, I swear! 1126 01:08:15,253 --> 01:08:18,189 I won't say anything about what I saw here! 1127 01:08:18,221 --> 01:08:19,790 Please! 1128 01:08:19,821 --> 01:08:22,490 No one is even gonna remember who I am! 1129 01:08:22,521 --> 01:08:26,259 What do you want? I've got 2000... 1130 01:08:26,789 --> 01:08:30,126 2000 pounds in my building society. 1131 01:08:30,157 --> 01:08:32,159 I'll be sure to text you my details. 1132 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:34,761 I am begging you, Scott. Please... 1133 01:08:40,293 --> 01:08:41,962 So it's done. 1134 01:08:43,092 --> 01:08:44,461 Not quite. 1135 01:08:46,327 --> 01:08:47,863 What do you mean? 1136 01:08:49,161 --> 01:08:50,263 Where is Scott? 1137 01:08:53,995 --> 01:08:54,995 Scott's dead. 1138 01:08:56,462 --> 01:08:59,398 But not only that. Take a closer look. 1139 01:09:02,398 --> 01:09:03,767 Please don't kill... 1140 01:09:08,465 --> 01:09:13,004 The police found Scott's body. But the video guy wasn't there. 1141 01:09:14,134 --> 01:09:16,537 He was nowhere to be seen in his place. 1142 01:09:17,002 --> 01:09:19,772 But he'd been there recently. His friend Roberto 1143 01:09:19,970 --> 01:09:21,838 told me everything. 1144 01:09:22,035 --> 01:09:23,504 Before he so... 1145 01:09:23,837 --> 01:09:25,539 tragically passed away. 1146 01:09:27,003 --> 01:09:29,039 Nice guy, though. 1147 01:09:29,070 --> 01:09:31,140 Shame I had to take care of him. 1148 01:09:36,104 --> 01:09:37,774 He'd seen his friend being chased. 1149 01:09:39,905 --> 01:09:41,841 Decided he should help. 1150 01:09:43,407 --> 01:09:45,943 So he picked up the first gun he could find 1151 01:09:48,274 --> 01:09:49,911 and followed Scott. 1152 01:09:51,876 --> 01:09:54,512 He found his friend just as Scott was about to kill him. 1153 01:09:59,244 --> 01:10:01,046 Robbie! Not that arm! 1154 01:10:06,079 --> 01:10:08,315 - You killed him! - What are we gonna do with him? 1155 01:10:08,713 --> 01:10:10,382 Hand him over to real police officers! 1156 01:10:11,981 --> 01:10:13,250 Come on, let's go. 1157 01:10:14,181 --> 01:10:16,184 What happened to your arm? 1158 01:10:16,382 --> 01:10:17,549 Watch out! 1159 01:10:24,550 --> 01:10:25,985 Mate, we have to go. 1160 01:10:26,017 --> 01:10:28,988 - Stop touching my arm! - He's dead. 1161 01:10:29,652 --> 01:10:32,522 Wait, I've got an idea. I want you to film me. 1162 01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,454 Now is not the time to make a video. 1163 01:10:34,486 --> 01:10:37,122 Robbie, just trust me, okay? 1164 01:10:37,154 --> 01:10:40,858 Take the camera and film me as if you were him, okay? 1165 01:10:40,888 --> 01:10:43,491 Robbie, look. Point the camera at me, 1166 01:10:43,522 --> 01:10:46,992 fire the gun in the air and I'll pretend like I'm dead, okay? 1167 01:10:47,022 --> 01:10:48,858 - Alright. - Come on, mate. 1168 01:10:48,890 --> 01:10:50,359 Okay, wait, wait. 1169 01:10:51,324 --> 01:10:53,026 Shit. 1170 01:10:54,424 --> 01:10:55,424 Okay. 1171 01:11:01,626 --> 01:11:03,996 Okay. Alright. Now... 1172 01:11:06,393 --> 01:11:09,029 Ready. Please don't kill me... 1173 01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:13,197 - Cut! - Right. 1174 01:11:14,262 --> 01:11:15,496 A little help? 1175 01:11:22,331 --> 01:11:24,801 What's the plan, now? 1176 01:11:25,366 --> 01:11:28,068 I'm gonna get as far away from here as possible. 1177 01:11:28,698 --> 01:11:31,435 Your Grandma's in Liverpool, that's not a bad move. 1178 01:11:31,466 --> 01:11:34,503 No, I was thinking somewhere a bit further than that. 1179 01:11:36,068 --> 01:11:37,436 Yeah. Birmingham. 1180 01:11:41,236 --> 01:11:44,306 Hello! I'm Michel Girard! 1181 01:11:44,336 --> 01:11:49,241 What to do when it has not rained in paradise for the last 50 days? 1182 01:11:49,271 --> 01:11:52,208 You will need your fitting swimwear. 1183 01:11:52,238 --> 01:11:53,539 And of course 1184 01:11:53,571 --> 01:11:57,142 your local girl to apply the sunscreen. 1185 01:11:57,172 --> 01:11:59,308 And here she is now. 1186 01:11:59,340 --> 01:12:01,475 In all her beauty. 1187 01:12:01,506 --> 01:12:03,576 - Hello my darling, how are you? - Sexy! 1188 01:12:03,608 --> 01:12:05,476 Thank you very much. 1189 01:12:05,507 --> 01:12:06,843 What can I say? 1190 01:12:06,875 --> 01:12:08,844 - They love me here. - Very sexy! 1191 01:12:08,876 --> 01:12:10,311 Thank you so much. 1192 01:12:10,342 --> 01:12:13,979 To all my fans around the world, I say: 1193 01:12:14,010 --> 01:12:16,580 Thanks and goodbye. See you soon! 1194 01:12:17,010 --> 01:12:19,246 He's changed his name. 1195 01:12:19,711 --> 01:12:21,346 To Michel Girard. 1196 01:12:33,281 --> 01:12:35,484 Then kill all the Michel Girard. 1197 01:12:35,682 --> 01:12:37,150 Oh, God! 1198 01:12:58,354 --> 01:12:59,889 And take your shirt off. 1199 01:13:29,394 --> 01:13:31,597 Okay, it's over. You pay me now. 1200 01:13:31,628 --> 01:13:33,630 I know, but you said I could have 20 minutes. 1201 01:13:33,662 --> 01:13:35,965 - You pay me now! - Okay, I understand! 1202 01:13:35,996 --> 01:13:37,297 I will! 1203 01:13:37,329 --> 01:13:39,932 Alright, Jesus Christ! Just give me my towel back! 1204 01:13:39,963 --> 01:13:41,899 - Now! - Jesus, alright! Fine! 1205 01:13:36,678 --> 01:13:38,046 Help! 87345