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It's 15 minutes
before they call my name,
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and I'm about to shoot
my special.
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I don't know
how it's gonna turn out.
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I pray to god
that what I've done
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for over 22 years
comes out tonight.
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Durham, north Carolina,
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I need you to get on your feet.
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Make some noise
for the man, earthquake!
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Thank you, dj. Thank you.
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How you doing, durham?
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How you doing, durham?
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No, how you doing?
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Hell yeah.
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Y'all looking good
in the goddamn house.
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Goddamn it, durham,
motherfucking north Carolina.
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I just got one public service
announcement.
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Brothers--
This is for the brothers.
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I ain't got nothing
wrong with the sisters.
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Brothers, listen,
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I don't have no problem
with interracial dating.
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But, brothers, if you're gonna
get a white woman,
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please get a white woman
that a white man want.
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Please get a white woman
that a white man want.
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Damn.
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Walking around with her.
"This is Becky."
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Uglier than all outside.
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White boys just coming by,
"thank you, bro.
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"I didn't know how we was gonna
get her off the porch.
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You came and saved us."
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I understand some of you
brothers mess with them
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'cause economically,
it's feasible.
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I seen one brother with a white
woman, she was way up there.
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She was mad, saying, "if you
ain't gonna hold my hand,
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she was mad, saying, "if you
ain't gonna hold my hand,
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give me back my car keys."
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Hey, he needed a ride.
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But there ain't nothing
wrong with it.
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Find a woman
that you want to be with, boy.
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Love is the most
beautiful thing.
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You got to make sure you
get the right one,
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'cause love is the strongest
emotion in the world, boy.
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That's why when I meet a woman,
I tell them straight up,
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"look, I don't mind
fighting for my woman.
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But I do not fight for a woman."
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A man will kill you
over his damn woman.
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Some of y'all women with them
bipolar niggers right now.
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Some of y'all women with them
bipolar niggers right now.
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Come home, start arguments
for any reason--bipolar reason.
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Just come home from work,
kick the door in.
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Boom!
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"Where's the hot water
I left in the freezer?
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"You heard me.
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"I bought some hot water,
left it in the freezer.
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"It ain't in there no more.
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Get your ass up in there and
go find that goddamn hot water."
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Some of you women ain't
laughing, 'cause like I said,
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you with them right now.
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You be waking
in the morning, just crying,
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"I can't take this shit no more.
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"Come on, mama, daddy,
can I move back home?
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"Come on, mama, daddy,
can I move back home?
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"He is tripping.
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"You can't leave
no hot water in the freezer,
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"think it gonna stay hot.
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"Last week it was a Popsicle
in the microwave.
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"You can't leave
no Popsicle in the microwave,
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think it gonna stay frozen."
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Bad part about it, your kids
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got to come in there
and help you out.
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"Leave my mama alone.
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"You ain't my real daddy.
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"My daddy in jail.
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"Soon as he get out,
he gonna fuck you up.
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"Soon as he get out,
he gonna fuck you up.
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He said he gonna do
all this in 2019."
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Some of y'all women
be waiting for your man in jail.
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Ahh, I can't go to jail.
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That's why I don't understand
why men
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fight over women over jail.
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I just don't get it. I just--
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If that ain't your woman--
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If she with somebody else,
it ain't your woman.
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And you killing the other dude
ain't gonna change it.
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You ain't solved the problem.
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What you think,
while you in jail,
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she ain't gonna mess
with nobody else?
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She ain't gonna mess
with nobody else?
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Now you in jail.
You found out she got a new man.
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You got to break out there
to kill him.
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You're like, "what?
She got somebody else?
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"I'm gonna kill
this motherfucker.
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I'm gonna dig right over
to his mama house."
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I can't go to jail.
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I can't even stay
in my room a hour.
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I tell my son the other day,
"look here, we don't do jail.
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Not at all. It's a disrespect
to our ancestors, period."
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Now, don't get me wrong.
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Certain stuff--you know, they
say black people don't snitch.
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I do. It's the truth.
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I do. It's the truth.
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I tell it how it is. I do.
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You catch me, you caught us.
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These ain't jokes.
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Doing no goddamn time.
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But you got to teach your son
you don't do that.
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Our ancestors worked too hard,
man, to get out of chains
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for you to get back into chains.
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It can't happen.
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I don't play jail
or nothing, man.
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My son was playing
with his boys.
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My son was playing
with his boys.
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They was playing monopoly.
I seen his little piece in jail.
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I just came by
and knocked the game over.
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Like, "what's wrong with you?"
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"My daddy don't play that.
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I told you,
put me on park place."
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It's the truth.
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But I'm telling you,
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everybody go to jail
except for white people.
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When white people commit crimes,
now, you got to watch.
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Them motherfuckers will kill
everybody in this motherfucker.
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Pow, pow, pow, pow,
pow, pow, pow, and pow.
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They don't even look
for a trial.
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Pow.
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Pow.
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Now black people,
we kill a lot of people,
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but we don't kill ourselves.
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"Why ain't you killing
yourself?"
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"Shit, I wasn't mad at me.
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"It was that goddamn supervisor
that pissed me off.
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"Gonna fire me,
then gonna mail my last check.
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"I told him I was coming
to pick it up.
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"He goes, 'it's in the mail.'
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"that's why I put a bullet
in his ass.
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Might as well go to jail.
I ain't got no money."
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Jail, that's the important part.
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These ain't jokes.
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These ain't jokes.
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But what's pissing me off
more than anything right now
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is what's going on
in the military.
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Now these men that went
over here and fought in the war
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and come back to get at the va,
and they gonna lie to them,
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tell them they got a doctor's
appointment in 25 days,
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when it is 115 in real life.
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They done died waiting
to get some help.
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Now, see,
my personal opinion is,
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I don't even know why we got
a va for goddamn military.
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Once you serve in the war
for our country,
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you should be able to go
to any hospital anywhere.
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I mean, I'm serious.
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I mean, I'm serious.
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People say they love
the goddamn military.
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They should be able to go
to any hospital
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and have priority.
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You supposed to go
into the emergency room
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and go to the front
and push somebody aside.
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"Move the hell out the way.
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"I was in Iraq.
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I know you got shot,
but I been shot at."
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"I got a cough."
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Talking about they love
the goddamn military.
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They love the military,
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they love the military,
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they shouldn't have
to pay no taxes, free housing.
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They supposed to get all that.
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All that if you in the military,
you done fought in a war.
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I love the military.
I was in the military.
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I wanted to do 20 years.
I only did nine.
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I wanted to do 20,
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but the war broke out.
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And I had to tell them
the truth.
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I ain't no real soldier.
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Now, I don't mind
practicing for war,
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but y'all are fighting for real,
my brother.
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And they was mad at me, like,
"if you don't go over there
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and they was mad at me, like,
"if you don't go over there
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and fight,
we gonna take your stripes."
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I was like,
"you can take the stripes,
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"the sleeves, the boots,
and this heavy-ass helmet.
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Just drop me back off
at the recruiter office."
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I joined the military
to get out of my mama house.
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I could stay at home
to get shot at.
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Stop the car, doughboy.
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Stop the car.
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I wasn't gonna fight in no war.
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I was a terrible soldier.
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I used to die
when we got in simulated wars.
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What I'm gonna go to
the real one for?
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What I'm gonna go to
the real one for?
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Man, you got to practice
for war.
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I was awful.
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First day of war--
Practice war--
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I die on the first day.
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They put that chemical warfare
gear on you, that helmet,
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and say, "run over there
and hit that hill."
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I take, like, four steps
and pass the fuck out.
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They all run over there,
"md, md, medic."
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And they're like,
"soldier, what's your name?"
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I'm like, "casualty.
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Prisoner of war.
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Simulated torture me."
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I'd be back in them barracks.
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Other soldier like,
"what you doing home?"
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Other soldier like,
"what you doing home?"
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"I was killed the first day
of the war."
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I don't care if you laugh
or not.
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These ain't jokes.
I was a terrible soldier.
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I was in the military
for nine years.
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Came in as a e-1,
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left as a e-1.
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No progress.
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There was people that was
talking to their recruiters
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that outranked me.
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Just got in the military.
"Go clean that up."
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"Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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That's how long
I was in there, man.
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I was a terrible soldier.
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I was a terrible soldier.
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Ain't gonna fight in no war.
See, I was in the first war.
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Y'all don't understand.
That was the Iraq the first.
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We understand that one
right there.
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Everybody was patriotic.
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Whitney Houston was singing
at the super bowl.
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Everybody was crying.
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Everybody was--i was
the only chip in the cookie
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who said he ain't going.
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And, see, that's why I love--
Thing about the military,
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though we fight communism,
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they preach communism,
believe communist.
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This is what I'm saying.
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If you're a e-5 in the military,
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if you're fighting in the war,
you get the same money
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if you're fighting in the war,
you get the same money
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as the e-5
that's working the snack bar.
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So I was like, "you fight,
and I give out these doughnuts.
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You need more coffee, sir?"
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'Cause I'm a man.
'Cause I know my limitation.
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Man, that's the thing about--you
got to know your limitations.
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I never let nobody push me
where I was supposed to be.
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I'm gonna tell you something
else I ain't qualified to do.
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I ain't qualified to be
no captain on no cruise liner.
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I'll be damned if you think
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I'll be damned if you think
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you're gonna give me
a funky little title
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and a check and think
I'm going down with your ship.
247
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I ain't going down
with the boat.
248
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Let your ship start leaking,
and you call me,
249
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"where you at, captain?"
250
00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,309
"The same place you at.
251
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,578
"Home, safe and dry.
252
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,347
"I don't know
what's wrong with your boat,
253
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"but I'm at the crib.
254
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,584
I'm gonna take
a couple days off."
255
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,254
I would hope
that I'd knock on all the cabins
256
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,989
if it's leaking, but I know me.
257
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,758
I'm gonna ring the bell
one damn time, ding-dong.
258
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:00,000
And then I'm getting a rope and
start climbing down the side.
259
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:03,596
And then I'm getting a rope and
start climbing down the side.
260
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,134
You're damn right.
261
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,736
I don't play with my l.
262
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:14,373
Your life is the most precious
thing that you got there.
263
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,675
You understand what I'm saying?
264
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,111
Michael Jackson gone, y'all.
265
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,413
Yeah, I didn't think Mike
was really dead, man,
266
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,348
'cause, you know,
a lot of celebrities
267
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,618
fake their death
to get away from uncle Sam.
268
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,188
But I knew Michael
was really dead.
269
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:29,999
I knew he was dead
when I watched the funeral, TV,
270
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,758
I knew he was dead
when I watched the funeral, TV,
271
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:35,627
and I seen Jermaine jacksun
272
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:39,765
had a solo at the funeral.
273
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,701
And this motherfucker
was terrible.
274
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,238
♪ "When you sm" -- ♪
275
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I was like, "boo, nigger. Boo."
276
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,010
He is awful.
277
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,645
♪ "When you" -- ♪
278
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I had to put the TV on mute
279
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,551
just so I could pay my respects
for the king.
280
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,000
♪ "When you" -- ♪
281
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♪ "When you" -- ♪
282
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,555
I was like, "yeah, Mike dead."
283
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,457
'Cause there ain't no way Mike
would let him
284
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,693
have a solo on his last show.
285
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,229
If Mike was alive,
he would've ran over there.
286
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,130
"Give me
that goddamn microphone.
287
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,633
"You're the reason
why I left the group.
288
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,669
"Now get your ass back
on that tambourine.
289
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,706
"And take all that vaseline
off your face.
290
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:23,108
"You're the shiniest nigger
I ever met in my life,
291
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,476
"you patent leather-face
ass bastard.
292
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,112
Take that dreaded curl
off your head."
293
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,514
♪ "When you" -- ♪
294
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:30,000
Boo, nigger. Boo.
295
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,550
Boo, nigger. Boo.
296
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,419
He was awful.
297
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,321
He's lucky
I wasn't at the funeral.
298
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:39,625
I'd like,
"do something, Joe Jackson.
299
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,561
"Slap him for old time's sakes.
300
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:46,531
He's messing up
the family name."
301
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,667
75 million people
watched the funeral.
302
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:52,371
You couldn't tell Jermaine
he wasn't back on.
303
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:56,141
Day after the funeral,
he dropped a cd.
304
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:59,999
It went double plywood.
305
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,920
It went double plywood.
306
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:08,420
I told him, "I'd rather listen
to a blank tape
307
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:12,991
with nothing on it before
I listen to one of your tracks."
308
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,328
♪ "When you sm" -- ♪
309
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,463
Boo, nigger. Boo.
310
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,698
These ain't jokes.
311
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,166
Shit. Y'all saw it.
312
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,568
Jermaine ain't got
no goddamn talent.
313
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:26,571
The only reason why he was
in the group 'cause Jackson 4
314
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,708
didn't roll off the tongue.
315
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,745
Jackson 4.
316
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:37,049
"No, we need five.
Come on, Jermaine.
317
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,452
Bring this motherfucking
tambourine on up here."
318
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:48,060
"I'm in the group.
I'm in the group."
319
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,595
Get your black nose back.
320
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,397
You ain't getting
enough circulation
321
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,599
through the nostrils.
322
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,435
♪ "When you" -- ♪
323
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,999
Boo, boo, boo, boo.
324
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,206
Boo, boo, boo, boo.
325
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:03,475
Still got a curl.
326
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:08,347
It's 2014, and it's greasy.
327
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:12,484
Look like he just
came from django.
328
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,220
It do.
He got that civil rights no.
329
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,622
"No.
330
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:21,760
"No. No.
331
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,229
♪ "When you-- ♪
332
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,998
No."
333
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,639
People dropping.
334
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,441
You got to take care
of your goddamn self.
335
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,044
See my girl Whitney Houston
gone.
336
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,445
Gone. Checked out.
337
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:44,383
Everybody jumped all on her,
talking about she doing drugs.
338
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,550
She did drugs.
339
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,120
Hey, man, everybody got
trials and tribulations.
340
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,621
I'm serious. That's what I hate.
341
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,656
Some people are so damn
judgmental.
342
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,992
We all got vices,
certain things you do.
343
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,561
Shit, more people
die on prescription drugs
344
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,398
than they do illegal drugs.
345
00:14:59,399 --> 00:14:59,999
Now, you don't see mama
going to jail for that.
346
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,100
Now, you don't see mama
going to jail for that.
347
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,503
I still don't understand
how brothers sell crack cocaine,
348
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,238
'cause that's a setup.
349
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,639
You get caught
with crack cocaine,
350
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,309
you get 15 years mandatory.
351
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:15,247
You get caught with cocaine,
you get probation.
352
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:19,719
Only difference between crack
and cocaine is baking soda.
353
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,055
So if I sold crack on the block,
354
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:27,159
I would have to change my game
according to the law.
355
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,493
"Quake, you got that crack?"
356
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,461
"Yeah, I got that crack.
357
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:29,999
"Here's your cocaine.
358
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,996
"Here's your cocaine.
359
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:34,166
"Here's your baking soda.
360
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,169
"You got to cook it
for yourself.
361
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,440
They're giving a nigger 15 years
for that recipe."
362
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,378
See, I ain't
a judgmental motherfucker.
363
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,979
I used to do cocaine.
364
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,147
Shit, I remember one time,
365
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,549
nigger,
I got so high on cocaine,
366
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,417
I thought I was gonna
have a heart attack.
367
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,987
Nigger, I parked at the hospital
368
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,590
case I had to call 911.
369
00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,999
"Where you at?"
370
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,193
"Where you at?"
371
00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:02,761
"Come outside.
372
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:07,065
"I'm the brother in the Lexus
with three strippers.
373
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,467
"I just did two eight balls,
374
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,169
"and my bitch-ass heart
don't want to play no more.
375
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,071
"But before you send
the paramedics,
376
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,440
"stop by my house and
get $2,000, 'cause these hoes
377
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:20,378
ain't gonna let me ride with you
without paying them."
378
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,148
These ain't jokes. Shit.
379
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,649
'Cause hoes don't believe shit.
380
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,752
"Ain't nothing wrong
with your heart, motherfucker.
381
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,999
"You're gonna pay me
my goddamn money.
382
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,256
"You're gonna pay me
my goddamn money.
383
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,357
"I been sucking your dick
for three hours.
384
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,759
"Don't play that heart attack
shit.
385
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,229
"Soon as you bust a nut,
now you need a ride.
386
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,731
"You're gonna pay me
my motherfucking money.
387
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,335
"I'll drive your ass
to the atm, nigger.
388
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,703
"If you can dial 911,
389
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,039
"you can put your p.I.N. Number
in there, motherfucker.
390
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:52,410
You're gonna pay me
my motherfucking money."
391
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:56,147
Hoes don't believe shit.
392
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:59,384
But that was
a past motherfucking life.
393
00:16:59,385 --> 00:16:59,999
I've been through these trials
and tribulation.
394
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,753
I've been through these trials
and tribulation.
395
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,021
If you've been through trials--
396
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,423
I'm talking about--
These ain't jokes.
397
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,758
So I ain't quick to judge
398
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,360
motherfuckers
that go through shit.
399
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,495
That's why I tell
my black people right now,
400
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:11,763
health is wealth.
401
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:15,600
You ain't got no health,
you ain't got nothing.
402
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,402
Telling you just like that.
403
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,170
I ain't--these ain't jokes.
404
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:20,972
I'm trying to work out,
405
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,309
but the shit
just ain't working out.
406
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,279
Getting in shape is
the hardest shit in the world.
407
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,748
I ain't lying to you.
Try it out.
408
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:30,000
If you really want to know
how long a minute is,
409
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:33,518
if you really want to know
how long a minute is,
410
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,121
get your ass on that treadmill.
411
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:39,658
You'll have a new appreciation
for 60 seconds.
412
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,128
You'll be like,
"damn, only 23 seconds.
413
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,663
"Okay, look up.
We can get five minutes.
414
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,598
"Come on. Jeez.
415
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,400
Ooh, four minutes."
416
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,469
You just get off. "Fuck that.
417
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,572
"Only five minutes?
418
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,507
"You're bullshitting.
419
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:59,177
"I only lost 19 calories.
420
00:17:59,178 --> 00:17:59,999
"That's a bite of a snicker.
421
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,247
"That's a bite of a snicker.
422
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,615
"I ate three of them last week.
423
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,718
I ain't gonna lose
no goddamn weight."
424
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,320
Your friends be like,
"what you doing?"
425
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,622
"Hey, man, I'm getting off
of that motherfucker.
426
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:14,292
"My heart is pumping
like I'm on cocaine.
427
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,227
"And I can read.
It say, 'if you feel faint,
428
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,530
get the fuck off.'"
429
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:23,535
and you never want to join the
gym during January and February.
430
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,171
The gym be packed
like it's a club.
431
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,639
And you can always
tell the new people,
432
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,674
'cause they be
all around the equipment,
433
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:30,000
reading the instructions.
434
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:33,078
Reading the instructions.
435
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,682
"Yeah, they say this the one
help your chest."
436
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,754
Certain people go to the gym
437
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,090
five time,
don't be doing nothing.
438
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:49,394
Having one dumbbell
in front of the mirror.
439
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,329
Get your ass out of here.
440
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,231
People keep on telling me,
"quake, get a trainer."
441
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,266
I'm like, "I ain't got
no trainer problem.
442
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,235
I got a trainee problem."
443
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,170
As soon as I hire a trainer,
I'll be calling him,
444
00:18:59,171 --> 00:18:59,999
"look here,
you don't need to come in today.
445
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,340
"Look here,
you don't need to come in today.
446
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,744
"It's raining outside.
447
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:10,682
Let's start next month."
448
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,651
Some people work out too much.
449
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,086
You know what I'm saying?
What you trying to prove?
450
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:18,189
Ain't nobody fighting no more.
451
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,191
You want to get in shape
or get all big.
452
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,459
Ain't nobody fighting nobody.
453
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,194
People shooting.
454
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,431
A one-armed nigger
can kill you now.
455
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,201
Pow.
456
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,470
But health is wealth.
457
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:36,608
That's one thing Barack
did for us is Obama health care.
458
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,176
Obamacare is it for us.
459
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,612
And black men,
y'all need to go to jail--
460
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,214
I mean, y'all need
to go to the doctor.
461
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,716
Some of y'all
ain't seen your doctor
462
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:48,553
since your six-months
immunization shot.
463
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,155
At all. What y'all laughing for?
464
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:54,492
You ain't never fucked up
at your job?
465
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,694
All judgmental as shit.
466
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:59,130
"He said 'jail' first."
467
00:19:59,131 --> 00:19:59,999
Boy, black people
be on your ass.
468
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,299
Boy, black people
be on your ass.
469
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,069
"Did you hear him say 'jail?'
470
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:09,340
"now he gonna say
'the hospital.'
471
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,443
he fucked up." "Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
472
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:15,346
I've been sitting here, looking
at all of y'all just talk.
473
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,583
"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
474
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:23,989
Like I brung the fucked-up
potato salad to the cookout.
475
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:29,999
"It was his tater salad
that was so bad.
476
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,562
"It was his tater salad
that was so bad.
477
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,364
It was his."
478
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,599
Like I said,
479
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,202
best thing ever happened
for us--obamacare.
480
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,369
President got health care.
481
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,305
Black men,
you need to go to the doctor.
482
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,240
One thing about women,
they go to doctor.
483
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,175
They feel something wrong,
they go to a doc.
484
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,177
Black men,
we don't go to the doctor.
485
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,246
Some of y'all ain't seen
your last doctor
486
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,716
since your six-months
immunization shot.
487
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,485
Got a cyst
on the back of your elbow.
488
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,287
You're trying to rub it off.
489
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,992
Some of y'all got a summer cold,
coughing today at the cookout.
490
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,294
"Ooh, this is a summer cold."
491
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,564
"Well, you had this cold
in December.
492
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:10,069
You ain't supposed to be
coughing two years in a row."
493
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,105
Take care of yourself.
494
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,207
Health is wealth.
Stop worrying about your money.
495
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,542
Worry about your health.
496
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,745
I learned that a long time ago
when Steve Jobs died.
497
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,313
One of the richest men
in the world,
498
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:25,450
had all the money in the world,
but he's out of here.
499
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,086
Do you know how it must feel to
have all the money in the world,
500
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,420
you can buy anything,
501
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:29,999
but what you need
is not for sale?
502
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,056
But what you need
is not for sale?
503
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,525
He was out of a liver.
504
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,193
He needed a liver.
505
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,162
He done discovered
and made up everything,
506
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:41,467
but what he did not do was
come up with a app for a liver.
507
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:47,005
Do you know
how bad that must feel?
508
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,439
You can buy anything, man.
509
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,308
And you're talking to my lord
and savior,
510
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,310
talking about, "hey,
give me a little bit more time.
511
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,345
I want to do great stuff,"
and god's like, "no,
512
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:57,582
"I need to see you
in the office.
513
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,184
You done did enough."
514
00:21:59,185 --> 00:21:59,999
Do you know how that must feel?
515
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,985
Do you know how that must feel?
516
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,253
You're laying in a bed.
517
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,489
You need a liver,
and it's not for sale.
518
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,058
You got $20 billion in the bank.
519
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,327
Then you look outside
and see a crackhead,
520
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,530
and he got a good-ass liver.
521
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:19,537
He ain't got a house or a pot
to piss out of, none of that.
522
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,173
But his liver working.
523
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,742
Liver's smoking,
524
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,512
cleaning that crack out.
525
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,999
And you're eating the best food
and everything,
526
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,149
and you're eating the best food
and everything,
527
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:33,318
and your liver
ain't worth a dime.
528
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,053
Come on, man.
529
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,322
I know he sat around like, "man,
530
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:40,558
"what the hell I come up
with angry bird app for?
531
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:44,596
Should've came up
with an app for a liver."
532
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,232
Gone, gone.
533
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:50,001
That's why you got take care
of yourself.
534
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,202
I had a health scare.
535
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,338
I thought I was about to get up
out of here.
536
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:56,374
I was laying in the bed,
just chilling, watching TV.
537
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,610
Da, da-da-da-da-da, da, da.
538
00:22:58,611 --> 00:22:59,999
All of a sudden, my heart
just started pump-itating.
539
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,246
All of a sudden, my heart
just started pump-itating.
540
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,114
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Doo. Doo, doo, doo.
541
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:07,051
I was like, "ooh, Jesus. Today?
542
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,254
"On a Wednesday, lord?
543
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:14,259
"I ain't gonna finish
the rest of the week?
544
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,294
"I can't die on Wednesday.
545
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:20,331
"Scandal come on tomorrow.
546
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,434
"What did I do
not to see the season finale?
547
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:26,170
"I wasn't that bad
of a Christian.
548
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:28,439
"Can't kill me on no Wednesday.
549
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,999
"Black people don't go
to no funeral on Friday.
550
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,976
"Black people don't go
to no funeral on Friday.
551
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:35,246
Gonna have to postpone
my funeral."
552
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,714
And then doo, doo, doo.
553
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,216
My heart going doo, doo, doo.
554
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,752
I'm like, "ooh, Jesus."
Called 911.
555
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,387
Came, picked me up.
556
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:44,389
Took me to the hospital.
My doctor came.
557
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,691
I said, "what's going on, doc?"
He said, "hey, man.
558
00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:48,293
"We're gonna run some tests,
559
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:49,661
see what's going on
with your heart."
560
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:51,429
"All right." Ran the tests.
561
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:57,568
EKG, stress test, another time
on this damn treadmill.
562
00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,999
This time, they got wires on it.
563
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,605
This time, they got wires on it.
564
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,040
Come back with the diagnosis.
565
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,541
"Hey,
you got high blood pressure
566
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,443
"and a irregular heartbeat.
567
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,278
"For your condition,
we're gonna have to put you
568
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,280
"on this medication
called a beta block.
569
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,983
"Now, for your condition,
there's only three medicines
570
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,418
"out here for it.
571
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:16,120
"And the bad thing
about the medicine is,
572
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,256
"they have high side effects.
573
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,558
"And I got to find
within these three,
574
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:24,529
"which side effect can you deal
with your standard of living.
575
00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:26,264
Do you know what
the side effect of drugs is?"
576
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,433
I'm like, "yeah, man.
I'm from the city.
577
00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:29,999
"If you do crack cocaine,
you suck dick.
578
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,705
"If you do crack cocaine,
you suck dick.
579
00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:36,575
That's a side effect."
580
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:46,651
Y'all slow, but stay with me.
581
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,519
So he said, "yeah, you got it."
I'm like, "all right."
582
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,189
He said, "I'm gonna write you
the first prescription.
583
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,323
"See how it works for you.
584
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,424
See can you deal
with the side effect."
585
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:55,360
Gave me the first one.
I took it.
586
00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:58,663
Thought I was cool, but,
nigger, I was jumping around.
587
00:24:58,664 --> 00:24:59,999
It made me thug.
588
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,032
It made me thug.
589
00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:02,033
It was like, "nigger,
what's up with you?"
590
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,135
I wanted to fight everybody.
"Nigger, what's up?"
591
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:05,570
My boy like, "so what's wrong?"
592
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:08,373
"Nigger,
they got me on this shit."
593
00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:11,609
And you can't be around black
people just jumping around.
594
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:15,179
I almost started three
or four fights at the cookout.
595
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,514
I was at the club
doing like this.
596
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,383
People started running.
"What's going on?"
597
00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:21,285
I'm like,
"no, I'm on some medicine."
598
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:22,487
I went back to see my doctor.
599
00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:25,556
Like, "how you doing?"
Like, "look at me.
600
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:29,427
"You gonna keep me on this,
I'm gonna need a pistol.
601
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:29,999
I can't just be around
black people like this.
602
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,030
I can't just be around
black people like this.
603
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,098
I'm ready to hit your ass."
604
00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:36,167
He was like, "all right,
let me take you off of this."
605
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:39,670
I said, "all right now."
So he took me off the first one.
606
00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:41,272
He said, "here's the second one.
607
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,341
Try that one. See how that go."
608
00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:46,377
I took it. Thought I was cool.
609
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,180
But it gave me diarrhea.
610
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,449
I didn't feel fresh.
611
00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:55,520
I'd eat corn, nigger,
I'd see corn.
612
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:58,089
Ass just raw.
613
00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,999
I mean, I'm shitting
15, 16 times a day.
614
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,527
I mean, I'm shitting
15, 16 times a day.
615
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:04,596
Ass is raw.
616
00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:12,537
I mean, I'm shitting shit
I ain't ate in years.
617
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:16,007
I'm on the toilet like,
"is that pig feet?
618
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:19,710
"I ain't had no pig feet
since I was in the fifth grade.
619
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,246
"There go my whistle.
620
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,015
"I owe Mikey a apology.
621
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:27,185
"He was right.
He didn't steal my whistle.
622
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:29,999
"I did eat it out
the cracker Jack box.
623
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,989
"I did eat it out
the cracker Jack box.
624
00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:34,659
I owe him a apology."
625
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:36,561
Ass just raw.
626
00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:39,397
And I'm gonna tell you right
now, when you got diarrhea,
627
00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:42,233
you can't be confident,
628
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,135
'cause you don't know
if you got to fart
629
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,471
or you gonna shit on yourself.
630
00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:48,606
One time I was walking,
thought it was a fart.
631
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,009
And I was like, "oh,
that ain't no motherfucking--
632
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:55,313
That ain't no goddamn fart."
633
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,415
"Where you going?"
"I'm going home, motherfucker.
634
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:58,749
"I ain't going to the club.
635
00:26:58,750 --> 00:26:59,999
"I done fucked around
and shitted on myself.
636
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,687
"I done fucked around
and shitted on myself.
637
00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:06,023
Oh, that ain't no fart."
638
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:09,260
Ass just raw.
639
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,661
Colon clean.
640
00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:14,765
Losing weight, but that ain't
the way I wanted to.
641
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,067
One time I was shitting so much
642
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:18,336
I didn't even want
to wipe my ass.
643
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:20,638
I just went in the bathroom
and let the shower just run down
644
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,141
in my fucking--can't let
nothing touch it no more.
645
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,109
It's too raw.
646
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:29,999
Now I'm all in the tub,
taking corn out of it.
647
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,282
Now I'm all in the tub,
taking corn out of it.
648
00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:31,582
Fuck y'all.
649
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,584
I ain't shit in there
'cause I wanted to.
650
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:36,521
It was the medicine.
651
00:27:36,522 --> 00:27:37,989
Y'all so judgmental.
652
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,491
Ew!
653
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,461
So I went back to see my doctor.
654
00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,463
He was like, "how you doing
with the new medicine?"
655
00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,498
I say, "I'm wearing a pamper.
656
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,066
"If you're gonna keep me
on this,
657
00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:51,302
I'm gonna need a prescription
for pampers."
658
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:54,606
'Cause when you're over 40
pounds, they only give you two.
659
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,999
You get down to 10 pounds,
you can get 400 of them.
660
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,279
You get down to 10 pounds,
you can get 400 of them.
661
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,514
It's too expensive for two.
662
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,283
I said, "man, I don't know
if I can stay on it.
663
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:10,087
My friends be messing with me,
calling me shitty-quake."
664
00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:14,692
Like, "where he at?"
"He's shitting again."
665
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,995
You gonna call me shitty-quake?
666
00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:20,231
Yeah, it was shitty-quake.
667
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:23,734
"He around here
wearing a depend."
668
00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:26,204
So he's like, "all right, man."
That's not cool.
669
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,372
No, it ain't cool.
He said, "listen.
670
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,607
"I'm gonna take you off of this.
671
00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:30,000
"This is the last medicine
for it. Try the third one.
672
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:32,577
"This is the last medicine
for it. Try the third one.
673
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:34,512
"See what the side effect
with this one is.
674
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:35,680
"Now, between these three,
675
00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,481
"you're gonna have to
pick one out.
676
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,383
But you got to pick one of them
for your heart now."
677
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,452
It's like, "all right,
this is the last one?"
678
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:42,687
He's like, "yeah,
this is the last one."
679
00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:44,388
I'm like, "all right,
give it to me."
680
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,756
Like, I don't know
what y'all go through.
681
00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:47,658
But when I go through any trial
and tribulation,
682
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:50,428
I take it straight to my lord
and savior, Jesus Christ.
683
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,129
Soon as I filled
the prescription up,
684
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:54,131
I went straight to church
and hold the pill up
685
00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:56,367
in front of the pew.
686
00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,436
"Please, Jesus, bless this pill.
687
00:28:58,437 --> 00:28:59,637
Let it anoint and give it to me
688
00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:00,000
what it need to be,
in the whole world,
689
00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:01,239
what it need to be,
in the whole world,
690
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,974
amen."
691
00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:06,143
Took the pills and thought
my prayers were answered.
692
00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:08,112
Thought I ain't had
no side effects.
693
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:10,581
Went for a week, nothing,
I thought.
694
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,284
Till I tried to make love
to my woman.
695
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:16,387
Yeah, man,
my dick didn't get hard.
696
00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:19,323
This time I ran to the doctor.
697
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:23,027
Said, "look here.
I need to get my pampers back,
698
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,596
"'cause I'll be damned if I'll
be around here with a soft dick
699
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,398
and a good heart."
700
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,999
That ain't no quality of life.
701
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:30,235
That ain't no quality of life.
702
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,370
And if I got to pick
between my dick and my heart,
703
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,605
it ain't even a choice.
704
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,174
I'd rather die of stroke
705
00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:39,110
with a hard dick than be
around this motherfucker,
706
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:42,546
sitting on the porch
with an oodle of noodle dick.
707
00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:44,548
And if I got to pick between
my dick and my heart,
708
00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,417
it ain't even a choice.
709
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,752
Me and my dick get along.
710
00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:50,054
Fuck my bitch-ass heart.
711
00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:51,155
My dick go over to a girl house,
712
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,690
want to have a good time
and leave.
713
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:56,327
My heart want to stay
over there, pay bills and shit,
714
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:57,628
help her on the cable.
715
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,463
Fuck my bitch-ass heart.
716
00:29:59,464 --> 00:29:59,999
My dick like,
"that ain't your son."
717
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,998
My dick like,
"that ain't your son."
718
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:06,103
My heart like, "no,
he needs a father figure."
719
00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,973
Fuck my bitch-ass heart.
720
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,175
I never got along with my heart.
721
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:14,212
My dick never went
on a girl's Twitter page.
722
00:30:17,683 --> 00:30:21,320
My heart be all on her Facebook,
"who she with?"
723
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,055
He said--
But he came back,
724
00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:26,190
he was like, "hey,
the only side effect you got,
725
00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:27,725
you ain't got no erection?"
726
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:29,999
Like, "yeah, that's the only
side effect of the last drug."
727
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,329
Like, "yeah, that's the only
side effect of the last drug."
728
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,595
He's like, "that's good."
729
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:34,332
I'm like,
"you speak for yourself."
730
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,733
I'm worried,
man, sitting around.
731
00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:39,103
You ain't got no--
Your boy ain't hunting no more.
732
00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:40,638
Who want to live like that?
733
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:45,277
You got an old dog just sitting
on the porch that don't bark.
734
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:52,350
You know how it is, brother.
You be looking at your dick.
735
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,352
"Come on, get up.
736
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:57,521
Come on, do it for me."
737
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,223
He's like, "no, if that's
738
00:30:59,224 --> 00:30:59,999
"the only side effect,
we can work with that.
739
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,192
"The only side effect,
we can work with that.
740
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,327
We can get you some Cialis
or Viagra."
741
00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:04,729
I'm like, "man,
I ain't taking that."
742
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:09,400
- Yes, you are.
- Yeah, you ain't lying, baby.
743
00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:12,103
I'm taking it. Yeah.
744
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:15,339
And that's one thing about
that Viagra and that Cialis.
745
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:18,142
That shit works.
746
00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:19,610
I took three of them tablets.
747
00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:22,046
This shit gave me my money back.
748
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,248
She was like, "I don't know
what you been taking,
749
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:27,985
"but you can keep this $50.
750
00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:29,286
"You understand?
751
00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:29,999
Got to find another way to pay
my goddamn electric bill."
752
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,157
Got to find another way to pay
my goddamn electric bill."
753
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:34,558
But you can't take
too many of them.
754
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,494
I had a nightmare
that I messed around
755
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:40,264
and took my whole bottle
of Cialis and had a heart attack
756
00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:41,699
and died.
757
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:45,236
And my boys was my pallbearer
at my funeral
758
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:51,342
and couldn't even
close the casket.
759
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,611
And they was arguing.
"Push it down. You sit on it."
760
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:57,014
"Nigger, we ain't that close.
761
00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:59,999
He's just gonna have to
be buried like this."
762
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,760
He's just gonna have to
be buried like this."
763
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:04,288
But if you got some Cialis,
764
00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:05,656
let me tell you something,
brother.
765
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:07,558
You got to have a woman
on your team
766
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:10,494
that don't change her mind.
767
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:11,562
I had a girl let me take
768
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,631
the Cialis
and then changed her mood.
769
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:16,000
"I don't feel like it."
770
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:19,203
I'm like, "shit,
somebody fucking me tonight.
771
00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:22,006
"You better get your mama
on the phone.
772
00:32:22,007 --> 00:32:24,342
We need a team player
in this motherfucker."
773
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:28,679
And then women want
to manage that
774
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,999
like they want to manage
everything else in your life.
775
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,382
Like they want to manage
everything else in your life.
776
00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:33,250
Once your woman
find out you go on Cialis
777
00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:36,320
and you're taking them pills
to make her satisfied,
778
00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:38,088
she want to manage that.
779
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:42,193
Be all at the movie,
"take your pill.
780
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:45,262
"It'll kick in by the time
this movie over.
781
00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:46,597
"I ain't gonna stay waiting
at night,
782
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:49,300
waiting for it
to kick in again."
783
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:52,470
Be all at church,
"take your pill.
784
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:56,107
When you bow your head,
just slip it in your mouth."
785
00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:05,416
'Cause women
want to be satisfied.
786
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,051
Yes, they want to be satisfied.
787
00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:08,752
The day a woman's being second,
788
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:13,324
you just not satisfying
them sexually, it is over with.
789
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:16,060
Shit, I love a woman
with a vibrator.
790
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,062
Between the vibrator and me,
791
00:33:18,063 --> 00:33:21,765
we will get you
where you need to be.
792
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:24,168
We in search
of the championship.
793
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,071
I'll let the vibrator go first.
794
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,999
Then I get in that motherfucker.
795
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,280
Then I get in that motherfucker.
796
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:36,747
Oh, shit,
I got a hamstring pull.
797
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:38,283
Go ahead, finish.
798
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:40,985
Finish her? Oh, shit.
799
00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:43,088
Oh, shit,
I done pulled it again.
800
00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:47,558
Man, I know this.
801
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,059
See, these ain't jokes.
802
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,262
When I meet a woman,
I tell them just like this.
803
00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:52,763
Look here, man.
804
00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:54,765
See, first of all,
805
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:58,602
you ain't never have to worry
about me being in a sex tape.
806
00:33:58,603 --> 00:33:59,999
I don't fuck that long.
807
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,338
I don't fuck that long.
808
00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,542
I can't fuck
past the commercial.
809
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,378
It's still like the first time
I got it.
810
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,015
I got four strong strokes.
811
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,688
Rolling over.
"Get on your side of the bed."
812
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,223
"It's wet over there."
813
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:21,525
"That's you.
814
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:23,427
"That couldn't be me.
815
00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:25,997
I got my shit in a ziploc bag."
816
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:29,533
If I'm gonna do a sex tape,
817
00:34:29,534 --> 00:34:30,000
it's gonna
have to be in segments.
818
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:32,636
It's gonna
have to be in segments.
819
00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,104
You'll be watching the tape,
820
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:40,244
"why does the sheets
keep changing colors?
821
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:43,547
"He's doggie styling,
then he's sleeping,
822
00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:46,550
then he's up again."
823
00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:48,419
My manhood has never been judged
824
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:52,289
on how I can sexually
satisfy you or not.
825
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:55,559
Better go on, get it in.
But you got to.
826
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,562
You get the right one,
it'll work out.
827
00:34:58,563 --> 00:34:59,999
See, I believe in love.
828
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,564
See, I believe in love.
829
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:04,001
Love is the strongest emotion
in the world.
830
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:05,970
These ain't jokes.
831
00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:07,404
Like the Boston marathon--
832
00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:09,974
Remember they had the terrorist,
where the bombs went off?
833
00:35:09,975 --> 00:35:12,042
All of us seen it
as a terrorist act.
834
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:13,143
I did too,
835
00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:14,545
but I also seen love in it,
836
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,714
'cause I love women so much.
837
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:19,149
And the reason I thought it--
You know, in the United States,
838
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:21,151
it's the first time ever
something happened
839
00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:24,154
in a metropolitan city
such as big as Boston
840
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:26,390
that when that bomb went off,
841
00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:28,025
they shut down the whole city.
842
00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:29,593
And what I mean by
"shut down the whole city--"
843
00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:30,000
all transportation--
No cabs, no buses, no driving,
844
00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:32,630
all transportation--
No cabs, no buses, no driving,
845
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:34,431
no planes, no nothing.
846
00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:38,068
And they also said if they
caught anybody in the streets,
847
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:39,637
they gonna lock their ass up,
848
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,072
and they're going to jail,
and they ain't gonna get out
849
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:45,042
until they find
the real terrorists.
850
00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,677
Now, all I thought was,
851
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:49,680
and all that was going
through my mind is, "whoo.
852
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,482
"I feel sorry for that brother
853
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:56,353
that's over the wrong bitch
house tonight."
854
00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:59,190
"He got to make a decision..."
855
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:04,729
"If they don't find him
by 11:30.
856
00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:11,468
"Do I go to jail?
857
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:15,472
Do I let my woman know
I'm fucking around?"
858
00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:17,207
Want to know if your man
love you or not?
859
00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,743
All you got to do
is check your text messages.
860
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:22,146
If you write his ass
a long-ass text,
861
00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:26,583
and he don't reply
but nothing but, "k,"
862
00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:29,353
that ain't your boo.
863
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:29,999
That's one thing about women
though.
864
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,089
That's one thing about women
though.
865
00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:35,626
Women can handle
when their heart get broke.
866
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:39,363
They got girlfriends,
867
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,331
pity Patty committees.
868
00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:44,968
It is their obligation
as their girlfriend
869
00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,670
to help them get over you.
870
00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,539
All they got to do is call.
"What's wrong?"
871
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,474
"He did me wrong."
"don't worry, girl.
872
00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:52,009
"I'm on my way to come pick
you up.
873
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,143
We going to the club.
874
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:54,578
"I already know
some motherfucker
875
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,747
"that'll love you right now.
876
00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,315
"Got a better job
than you and everything.
877
00:36:58,316 --> 00:36:59,999
"I ain't want to say nothing,
but he wasn't shit.
878
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,418
"I ain't want to say nothing,
but he wasn't shit.
879
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:03,387
"I never liked his ass
when I met him.
880
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:07,258
What kind of dude just buy you a
drink and all four of us there?"
881
00:37:10,528 --> 00:37:12,296
Brother,
when your heart get broke,
882
00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:14,998
your boy don't give a damn.
883
00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:19,603
It take him six months
to see something wrong with you.
884
00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:21,105
You laying in the couch,
885
00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:25,075
losing weight, PlayStation
control all on your chest.
886
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,610
He come in all,
"what's up, my man?
887
00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:29,413
What's wrong with you?"
"Man, my girl."
888
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:29,999
"Nigger,
you crying over a bitch?
889
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,015
"Nigger,
you crying over a bitch?
890
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:35,986
"That's what this over?
Man, I thought you was sick.
891
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:39,757
Man, this ain't a good look."
892
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:42,192
But you got to get a smart girl.
893
00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:44,094
Yeah, you got to get
a smart goddamn girl.
894
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,329
I had one chick, man.
895
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:47,164
I don't know
what was going on in her life,
896
00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:50,434
but every month,
she needed help on her rent.
897
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:53,271
I'm like, "damn,
did you read your lease?
898
00:37:59,010 --> 00:37:59,999
"Every time I come over
to your house on the seventh,
899
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,111
"every time I come over
to your house on the seventh,
900
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,314
it's a letter on that."
901
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:06,150
She wasn't smart though.
902
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:08,252
She the kind of woman
that don't pay her rent
903
00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:12,156
but pay her light bill.
904
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:16,460
She get put out,
and her lights still on.
905
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:19,497
So she see all her stuff,
but she can't get it.
906
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,000
And it's hard out here,
finding a good woman, man.
907
00:38:30,001 --> 00:38:32,976
And it's hard out here,
finding a good woman, man.
908
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,444
So if you got a good woman
on your team, keep her,
909
00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:37,314
'cause that's something money
can't buy.
910
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,117
As a heterosexual man,
I love women to death.
911
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,119
But it's weak out here for us,
'cause everything
912
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,656
we find attractive
in a woman, now they can buy.
913
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:49,259
Hair, nail, eyelashes,
titties, ass.
914
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:52,062
I was down in Miami, man,
for Memorial Day weekend.
915
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:53,497
This chick had a fake ass,
916
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:56,968
and one of them was just letting
air out as she was walking.
917
00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:02,607
And we could see it
just going down.
918
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,612
Some of y'all ain't laughing,
'cause you in here now.
919
00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:12,149
So when I see a woman
ain't attractive now,
920
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:15,986
like, "whoo, you must be broke.
921
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:19,056
"There's no reason for you
to look like this.
922
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:23,160
"You need a stimulus package.
923
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,394
"You truly are independent.
924
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:26,463
"It's just you and the lord
right now.
925
00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:29,499
"You are walking in faith.
926
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,000
"This too shall pass.
927
00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:32,069
"This too shall pass.
928
00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:38,176
"You are on the beach with
just two sets of footprints.
929
00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:43,514
"Stay strong.
Don't let them steal your joy.
930
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:47,651
"You have one set of footprints.
931
00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:50,120
"You will be all right.
932
00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:52,222
This too shall pass."
933
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,490
Some of you women
ain't laughing.
934
00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:55,292
I don't give a fuck.
935
00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:57,227
I'm just telling you,
I just love women so much.
936
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,528
I don't care what you look like.
937
00:39:58,529 --> 00:39:59,999
I'll mess with you
if you're a little ugly.
938
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,231
I'll mess with you
if you're a little ugly.
939
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,166
Some of the best loving
I ever got in my life
940
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:06,003
came from a little ugly.
941
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:08,005
I'll mess with a little ugly.
942
00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:10,307
That's an untouched resource.
943
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:12,442
Some of you women don't know
if you're ugly or not.
944
00:40:12,443 --> 00:40:14,244
I'll give you a clue.
945
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,346
If you're at the club,
and you're in front of a bar,
946
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,081
and a dude just
knock you to the side--
947
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,550
"get the fuck out of here.
948
00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:23,587
Let me get a rum and coke."
949
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:26,290
You a little ugly.
950
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:28,125
I fuck with a little ugly.
951
00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,593
But when I date a little ugly,
952
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:30,000
I say, "look here, little ugly,
don't do nothing special.
953
00:40:30,001 --> 00:40:33,030
I say, "look here, little ugly,
don't do nothing special.
954
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:36,466
"Don't come over to the house
dancing all seductive,
955
00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:40,003
"burning candles,
trying to seduce me.
956
00:40:40,004 --> 00:40:42,139
"Come on now, little ugly.
957
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:45,475
"Get in the bedroom
before you kill the mood.
958
00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:49,179
"I got my t-shirt on.
Put your t-shirt back on.
959
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,014
"Come on now, little ugly.
960
00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:52,149
"You ain't got no socks on.
961
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,151
"We talked about this shit.
962
00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,286
"You scratched the shit
out of my thigh the last time
963
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,121
"your ass ain't have
no socks on.
964
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,656
Come on now, little ugly."
965
00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:00,000
Some of y'all ain't laughing,
cause you're a little ugly.
966
00:41:00,001 --> 00:41:04,394
Some of y'all ain't laughing,
cause you're a little ugly.
967
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:06,763
Little ugly-ass.
968
00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:09,533
And a little ugly
ain't never sleep.
969
00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:12,302
Her, you can call at,
like, 5:30 in the morning.
970
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:15,305
"What you doing?"
"I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.
971
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,542
Just reading the Bible.
I'm up, I'm up."
972
00:41:18,543 --> 00:41:20,410
"Come on now, little ugly.
973
00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:23,246
"Get over the room
before you kill the mood.
974
00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:25,349
And turn that light off."
975
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:29,219
"The light is off.
That's the moon."
976
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:29,999
"Well, close the curtains.
977
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,588
"Well, close the curtains.
978
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:35,559
"You know we don't do nothing
with no curtains open.
979
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,630
Get under the covers
before you kill the mood."
980
00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:42,566
But be careful out here, man.
981
00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,468
If you got a good woman
on your team, keep them.
982
00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:47,170
That's something money
can't buy you, man.
983
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:49,206
I'm telling you now, be on it.
984
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:51,041
You got to be careful
what you're doing out here.
985
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:54,411
Find the right one.
Don't want to have no kids.
986
00:41:54,412 --> 00:41:56,346
I got three kids.
I love them to death.
987
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,383
I just wish somebody else
was their mama.
988
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,657
These ain't jokes.
989
00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:10,694
Then I got my son, man.
Little 12-year-old.
990
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:13,096
That's it. He just graduated.
991
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:16,099
I flew out to L.A.,
'cause I'm in New York.
992
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,601
But his moms, they huxtable.
993
00:42:17,602 --> 00:42:20,971
They go to all his function.
Don't care what he do.
994
00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:24,975
Everything he do, his family--
Her side of the family go.
995
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,477
Her family is from Ohio.
My son live in L.A.
996
00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:29,999
They fly out to all
his basketball games,
997
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,248
they fly out to all
his basketball games,
998
00:42:30,249 --> 00:42:31,615
recitals and everything.
999
00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:32,649
He graduated.
1000
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,519
45 of them came
to the graduation.
1001
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:40,157
I was the only person
from my side of the family.
1002
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,260
So his grandmother gonna come up
to me, talking about, "hey,
1003
00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:48,131
your mother didn't come out here
to see her grandbaby graduate?"
1004
00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:50,167
I'm like, "yeah.
1005
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:53,103
"My mama told me to tell y'all
1006
00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:54,638
"she ain't flying all the way
out here
1007
00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:56,206
"and losing a day of work
1008
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:59,544
"for a motherfucker
going from the six to the seven.
1009
00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:06,683
"Said that's what
he's supposed to do.
1010
00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:09,686
"She wondered why y'all
are all coming out here for.
1011
00:43:09,687 --> 00:43:12,289
What is he, retarded?"
1012
00:43:12,290 --> 00:43:15,092
And if he was retarded,
she would've came out there.
1013
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:17,595
"Way to go, little man-man."
1014
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,632
These ain't jokes.
1015
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:24,367
I'm telling you, it's the truth.
1016
00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:27,471
My son, my boy,
I love him to death.
1017
00:43:27,472 --> 00:43:29,106
And he a boy too, man.
1018
00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:29,999
He love Kobe Bryant.
1019
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,540
He love Kobe Bryant.
1020
00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:33,477
Whatever you can do
to raise your kids, man, use it.
1021
00:43:33,478 --> 00:43:37,181
'Cause Kobe Bryant
is my son's father.
1022
00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:42,052
These ain't jokes. It is.
1023
00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:43,386
Anything I want my son to do,
1024
00:43:43,387 --> 00:43:48,326
I say, "you don't think Kobe
brush his teeth?
1025
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,429
You don't think Kobe
take a shower?"
1026
00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:53,463
My son a boy.
1027
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,765
That nigger
don't take no shower.
1028
00:43:55,766 --> 00:43:59,999
He run the bath water,
just put his arm in there.
1029
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:00,171
He run the bath water,
just put his arm in there.
1030
00:44:00,172 --> 00:44:01,471
Come out funky
as I don't know what.
1031
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,708
"Get your funky ass in there
and wash up."
1032
00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:08,478
"Take them Batman drawers off.
1033
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:11,047
"You can't wear Batman
for a whole week.
1034
00:44:11,048 --> 00:44:14,317
"How you gonna fight crime
if he on his ass?
1035
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:15,719
"Spongebob
don't supposed to have
1036
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,554
"no black line
down the back of him.
1037
00:44:17,555 --> 00:44:22,660
You done fucked around, turned
spongebob into a Jamaican."
1038
00:44:26,631 --> 00:44:28,265
He a boy.
1039
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:29,999
His mother like,
"when he gonna brush his teeth?"
1040
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:30,368
His mother like,
"when he gonna brush his teeth?"
1041
00:44:30,369 --> 00:44:32,469
I say, "when he meet a girl."
1042
00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:33,737
Most men in here,
the only reason
1043
00:44:33,738 --> 00:44:36,406
we do everything
we do is for women.
1044
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,074
Soon as he meet a woman
that like him,
1045
00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:39,976
or a little girl that like him,
and he say,
1046
00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:42,479
"how you doing?"
"Ew, your breath stink."
1047
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,415
And he'll be in there.
1048
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:46,750
I'm like, "what's her name?"
1049
00:44:46,751 --> 00:44:48,219
"Lisa.
1050
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:56,459
She said my breath stink."
1051
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:58,728
My son, my man.
I love him to death.
1052
00:44:58,729 --> 00:44:59,999
Spend a lot of money
to have him in my goddamn life.
1053
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,365
Spend a lot of money
to have him in my goddamn life.
1054
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,100
And that's my man.
My son is a boy.
1055
00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:06,570
I had him in my house
the other day.
1056
00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:08,572
And he in the room.
I hear him start crying.
1057
00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:10,640
Like, "what the fuck
going on with my son?"
1058
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:12,475
Hear him singing in the back.
1059
00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:16,680
♪ "These chicks ain't loyal" ♪
1060
00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:20,483
Like, "god damn, somebody
done broke my son heart."
1061
00:45:20,484 --> 00:45:21,985
So I go talk to him. I'm like,
1062
00:45:21,986 --> 00:45:23,987
"what's wrong with you?"
"Nothing."
1063
00:45:23,988 --> 00:45:26,590
I don't know about your son,
but my son do not talk.
1064
00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:28,458
Little boys don't talk.
Make me feel bad.
1065
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:29,999
I call him on the phone,
"how you doing?"
1066
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,228
I call him on the phone,
"how you doing?"
1067
00:45:30,229 --> 00:45:31,595
"Nothing." "How was school?"
1068
00:45:31,596 --> 00:45:33,530
"Good."
"What you gonna do today?"
1069
00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:35,165
"Nothing." "Man, fuck it.
1070
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,534
"Just hang the phone up.
1071
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:41,705
Fuck talking to your ass."
1072
00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:44,074
But my son is my man,
1073
00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,243
and my son is a boy.
1074
00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:47,644
Lot of people got sons.
1075
00:45:47,645 --> 00:45:51,748
But they ain't boys.
1076
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,685
I don't know why you signing
that nigger up for football.
1077
00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:58,154
He gonna be tackling niggers
but not the way
1078
00:45:58,155 --> 00:45:59,999
you want him to tackle.
1079
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,258
You want him to tackle.
1080
00:46:00,259 --> 00:46:04,160
You bought him the wrong kind
of shoulder pads.
1081
00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:07,497
He want the one
that slide in your sweater.
1082
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,299
I see some of y'all
ain't laughing.
1083
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:11,334
I don't give a fuck.
1084
00:46:11,335 --> 00:46:14,204
It's a possibility.
You got to ask.
1085
00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:16,539
I'd love my son
if he was gay or not.
1086
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:18,074
But he's a boy.
1087
00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:21,044
And if he was a gay boy,
I still would've loved him.
1088
00:46:21,045 --> 00:46:22,312
And I will love him.
1089
00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:24,547
But there's certain shit
I can't help him with,
1090
00:46:24,548 --> 00:46:29,019
'cause I don't know
how to get a man back.
1091
00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:29,999
I have to refer him
to his uncle pj.
1092
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,256
I have to refer him
to his uncle pj.
1093
00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:36,660
And his uncle pj
keep a good man on the side.
1094
00:46:36,661 --> 00:46:38,595
But y'all, "ooh."
Ain't nothing wrong with it.
1095
00:46:38,596 --> 00:46:40,463
Shit. Find out what's up.
1096
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:43,366
Especially in the black
community, you better ask.
1097
00:46:43,367 --> 00:46:45,568
Shit, I went to Atlanta.
All the peaches are gone.
1098
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:49,105
Ain't nothing but plums
down in that bitch.
1099
00:46:49,106 --> 00:46:51,107
I was like, "god damn.
1100
00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:53,410
"The season has changed.
1101
00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:55,712
"This is a whole different
market down in this bitch.
1102
00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:59,250
They ain't got nothing
but plums down in this bitch."
1103
00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:04,054
You want to be gay, be gay.
1104
00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:06,456
This is the greatest country
in the world, man.
1105
00:47:06,457 --> 00:47:08,058
You want to be gay, be gay.
1106
00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:10,560
And I damn sure ain't got
nothing against no gay men.
1107
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:12,195
I love gay men.
You want to know why?
1108
00:47:12,196 --> 00:47:15,532
'Cause I am a flaming
heterosexual man.
1109
00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:17,334
So the more gay men
in the world,
1110
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:21,104
that's more women for me,
niggers.
1111
00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:24,074
Matter of fact, I love going
to the club and see gay men.
1112
00:47:24,075 --> 00:47:26,476
That allow me
to be more aggressive.
1113
00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:27,677
I can walk in the club,
1114
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,999
"that nigger right
there don't want you.
1115
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,647
"That nigger right
there don't want you.
1116
00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:34,384
"He got the same blouse you got.
You better look at me.
1117
00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:37,487
"I'm the last choice you got.
1118
00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:38,688
"Now make up your mind.
1119
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:42,659
"Do you want your hair done
or your rent paid?
1120
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:47,063
'Cause you can't have both."
1121
00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:48,264
I love gay men.
1122
00:47:48,265 --> 00:47:52,068
One night, I dreamed
all you niggers turned gay
1123
00:47:52,069 --> 00:47:55,071
and I was the only
heterosexual man in the country.
1124
00:47:55,072 --> 00:47:57,073
I had to have a raffle
for my dick
1125
00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:59,999
like powerball every Friday.
1126
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,478
Like powerball every Friday.
1127
00:48:00,479 --> 00:48:07,550
I come on TV, "15, 18, 19, 24,
35; Powerball, 17.
1128
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,186
"That's you, keisha. Come on.
1129
00:48:10,187 --> 00:48:12,989
"You the only one
getting dick, girl.
1130
00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:15,659
Instagram it."
1131
00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:18,762
I love women
1132
00:48:18,763 --> 00:48:21,531
and will not make no excuses
for it.
1133
00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:24,968
I just want to make sure that
I don't mess with the wrong one.
1134
00:48:24,969 --> 00:48:27,070
That's why I teach my son
to love hisself.
1135
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,172
And by love yourself,
it's wait for miss right.
1136
00:48:29,173 --> 00:48:29,999
Do not mess with miss right now.
1137
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,241
Do not mess with miss right now.
1138
00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:33,576
Brothers, you know what it is.
You meet a woman.
1139
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,445
She ain't the woman
of your dreams,
1140
00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:36,513
nor are you the man of hers.
1141
00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,081
Y'all are two consenting adults
1142
00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:41,584
having a good-ass time,
kicking it.
1143
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,186
You're not the man
of her dreams,
1144
00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:45,522
nor is she the woman of yours.
1145
00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:47,557
Y'all are adults.
1146
00:48:47,558 --> 00:48:49,692
Why is she with you?
She's your girl.
1147
00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:52,028
When she gets away from you,
it's whatever.
1148
00:48:52,029 --> 00:48:53,396
You can see her in public.
1149
00:48:53,397 --> 00:48:57,400
If she don't say nothing,
you don't say nothing.
1150
00:48:57,401 --> 00:48:59,135
Real adult shit.
1151
00:48:59,136 --> 00:48:59,999
You keep on. One day,
you're kicking it with her,
1152
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,237
you keep on. One day,
you're kicking it with her,
1153
00:49:01,238 --> 00:49:02,972
having a good time,
y'all are intimate.
1154
00:49:02,973 --> 00:49:05,542
You irresponsible,
don't wear no protection.
1155
00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:07,544
She don't say nothing.
You don't say nothing.
1156
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:10,447
Now you kicking it with--now,
after you ain't wearing nothing,
1157
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:11,748
you're like "ooh.
1158
00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:13,550
"I like how that feel.
I ain't gonna do that.
1159
00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:15,618
I ain't going back
to the condom no more."
1160
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:17,687
You keep on
with this irresponsible act,
1161
00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:19,122
thinking your birth control--
1162
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:20,657
Pulling it out, back and forth.
1163
00:49:20,658 --> 00:49:22,559
Ain't working.
One time you slip up.
1164
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,228
She wake up in the morning
talking about, "ooh, I'm late."
1165
00:49:25,229 --> 00:49:28,465
You're like, "what, for work?
1166
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,999
"Better get on out of here, boo.
1167
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,167
"Better get on out of here, boo.
1168
00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:31,668
"I don't want you
to lose your job
1169
00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:33,603
fucking with a brother like me."
1170
00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,472
She like, "no, I'm late late."
1171
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:38,274
You're like, "ooh, late late."
1172
00:49:38,275 --> 00:49:39,542
That means she pregnant.
1173
00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:41,010
See, when a woman is pregnant,
1174
00:49:41,011 --> 00:49:42,479
that's when you got
to be compassionate
1175
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:47,083
but yet tell your side
of the story.
1176
00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:48,618
"I'm pregnant." "Okay, baby.
1177
00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:50,453
"What are we gonna do?
1178
00:49:50,454 --> 00:49:54,290
'Cause I got
my half of the money."
1179
00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:57,193
Fuck y'all.
1180
00:49:57,194 --> 00:49:59,262
I remember this ugly chick
told me she was pregnant.
1181
00:49:59,263 --> 00:49:59,999
I ain't think it was mine.
But for 450,
1182
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,397
I ain't think it was mine.
But for 450,
1183
00:50:01,398 --> 00:50:03,633
I ain't want to take the chance.
1184
00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,068
So I took her to the clinic.
1185
00:50:05,069 --> 00:50:06,703
And people was all in front
of the building
1186
00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:07,737
talking about "stop abortion."
1187
00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:10,740
Like, "not today.
Move that goddamn sign.
1188
00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:13,109
"Mind your business.
1189
00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:14,711
"She had a choice.
1190
00:50:14,712 --> 00:50:17,480
"Don't look at them, baby.
Look at me.
1191
00:50:17,481 --> 00:50:20,483
"Stay focused.
1192
00:50:20,484 --> 00:50:21,584
"We gonna get through this.
1193
00:50:21,585 --> 00:50:24,087
"We talked about it
all last night.
1194
00:50:24,088 --> 00:50:26,222
"Soon as you get out of here,
we going to red lobster,
1195
00:50:26,223 --> 00:50:29,999
get all the biscuits you want."
1196
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,127
Get all the biscuits you want."
1197
00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:34,030
I see some of you women
shaking your heads.
1198
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:37,333
I don't give a fuck.
1199
00:50:37,334 --> 00:50:40,570
That's the most--
No, 'cause it's the most--
1200
00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:43,973
That's the most
misconceived thing about men,
1201
00:50:43,974 --> 00:50:45,308
period, especially black men.
1202
00:50:45,309 --> 00:50:46,743
Like we ain't dream.
1203
00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:49,212
I wanted the woman of my dreams
to be the mother of my kids.
1204
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,114
I didn't want three households--
1205
00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:53,650
Me to be taking care
of three different households.
1206
00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,185
I wanted one woman to be
the mother of my three kids,
1207
00:50:56,186 --> 00:50:59,122
and I'd walk through that one
house and go to room to room.
1208
00:50:59,123 --> 00:50:59,999
That's why I ain't got
no goddamn money now,
1209
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:00,690
that's why I ain't got
no goddamn money now,
1210
00:51:00,691 --> 00:51:04,160
having three--taking care
of four fucking households.
1211
00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:07,163
Tired of playing Santa
in four different places.
1212
00:51:07,164 --> 00:51:08,998
"You ready? Good morning.
1213
00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:10,500
Merry Christmas."
1214
00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:12,101
By the time you get
to the fourth house,
1215
00:51:12,102 --> 00:51:14,371
you just throw it
in the front yard.
1216
00:51:22,479 --> 00:51:24,480
We dream about that too.
1217
00:51:24,481 --> 00:51:26,015
Black men want the woman of--
1218
00:51:26,016 --> 00:51:28,284
But after notification,
we don't have no rights.
1219
00:51:28,285 --> 00:51:29,619
It's just it.
1220
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:30,000
Even if we want to be a father,
and you don't want
1221
00:51:30,001 --> 00:51:31,487
even if we want to be a father,
and you don't want
1222
00:51:31,488 --> 00:51:33,623
to be a mother,
we can't be a father.
1223
00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:35,625
You want to be a mother,
we got to be a father.
1224
00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:38,027
And I deal with that,
'cause I'm a great father.
1225
00:51:38,028 --> 00:51:39,095
I don't need nobody telling me.
1226
00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:40,663
You know why I know
I'm a great father?
1227
00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:45,568
'Cause I got a child support
refund check.
1228
00:51:45,569 --> 00:51:47,437
'Cause I pay overage,
1229
00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:49,138
'cause I'm
an independent contractor.
1230
00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:51,074
If I don't work,
I don't get paid.
1231
00:51:51,075 --> 00:51:53,009
There's no sick leave,
no nothing.
1232
00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:55,044
This is it
as an independent contractor.
1233
00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:56,312
And I have a person on my team.
1234
00:51:56,313 --> 00:51:59,549
If I miss a payment,
she will take me to court.
1235
00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:00,000
So I put extra, extra, extra,
in case I get sick,
1236
00:52:00,001 --> 00:52:02,552
so I put extra, extra, extra,
in case I get sick,
1237
00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:03,987
I can take some time off.
1238
00:52:03,988 --> 00:52:08,157
I'm already up to a year
right now.
1239
00:52:08,158 --> 00:52:11,995
God help me
that my health stay good.
1240
00:52:11,996 --> 00:52:13,696
That mean
if I keep paying extras,
1241
00:52:13,697 --> 00:52:15,665
instead of having
to pay in 18 years,
1242
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:18,635
the payments gonna stop in 15.
1243
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:20,036
And one thing I know,
1244
00:52:20,037 --> 00:52:21,604
when you're getting
that kind of money,
1245
00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:25,108
they never plan
for when it get cut off.
1246
00:52:25,109 --> 00:52:28,244
And at 15, that money cut off,
that when they come back,
1247
00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:29,999
trying to get you again,
dressed up.
1248
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,414
Trying to get you again,
dressed up.
1249
00:52:30,415 --> 00:52:33,651
Like, "man, if you don't get
that old pussy out of here.
1250
00:52:37,621 --> 00:52:40,690
"You ain't getting me twice.
Get the fuck out of here.
1251
00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:44,160
You caught me before.
Get out of here."
1252
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,395
And that's the truth.
1253
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:48,331
I don't give a fuck
if you laugh or not.
1254
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,366
'Cause I dream.
I see cinderella.
1255
00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:53,436
I see myself as a black prince,
meeting a beautiful black woman,
1256
00:52:53,437 --> 00:52:57,006
slide a slipper on her foot,
and living happily ever after.
1257
00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:59,999
That shit a rap when you got
you got three baby mamas, man.
1258
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,277
That shit a rap when you got
you got three baby mamas, man.
1259
00:53:01,278 --> 00:53:04,347
Listen,
Disney don't write that script.
1260
00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:06,349
You finally meet the woman
of your dreams,
1261
00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:07,684
try to slide the slipper
on her foot.
1262
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,152
Here your baby mama coming.
1263
00:53:09,153 --> 00:53:12,321
"Who this bitch
you buying shoes for?"
1264
00:53:12,322 --> 00:53:15,124
You got to tell her,
"go on, leave, cinderella.
1265
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:19,129
"Run now, before she busts
the windows out your carriage.
1266
00:53:21,598 --> 00:53:23,232
"You don't know her.
1267
00:53:23,233 --> 00:53:25,369
She gonna poison your horse
and everything."
1268
00:53:28,605 --> 00:53:29,999
It's funny, man.
1269
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,641
It's funny, man.
1270
00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:34,077
I have dreams, man.
1271
00:53:34,078 --> 00:53:38,414
The woman I dream about more
than anything is Alicia keys.
1272
00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:39,382
Whoo.
1273
00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:41,317
I know that
if I met Alicia keys,
1274
00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:45,722
I'm telling y'all right now,
raw, first night.
1275
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,257
I trust her.
1276
00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,529
Alicia keys my baby.
1277
00:53:53,530 --> 00:53:57,200
Alicia keys could come out
an a.I.D.S. Clinic crying.
1278
00:53:57,201 --> 00:53:59,703
I'd run over there,
"we sick, boss?
1279
00:54:03,273 --> 00:54:06,542
"We gonna be losing weight
and everything?
1280
00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:09,212
"Seeing the world
for the last time?
1281
00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:11,080
Bucket list?"
1282
00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,181
I know some of you women hate on
1283
00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:13,516
Alicia keys,
call her a home wrecker.
1284
00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:17,353
Shit, I hope she come
wreck my motherfucking home.
1285
00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:20,990
I'll leave my whole family
for Alicia keys.
1286
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:22,658
"See you later, son.
1287
00:54:22,659 --> 00:54:25,161
"Be happy for your daddy.
1288
00:54:25,162 --> 00:54:29,165
"Look at your mama.
Look at Alicia keys.
1289
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:29,999
"I taught you to make
good decisions.
1290
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,168
"I taught you to make
good decisions.
1291
00:54:32,169 --> 00:54:37,173
Why you think your daddy
ain't gonna take this blessing?"
1292
00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:39,275
White women too. Shit.
1293
00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:41,010
I ain't prejudiced.
1294
00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:43,679
Angelina Jolie, let me meet her.
1295
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,382
Raw, first night.
1296
00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:48,084
I trust her.
1297
00:54:48,085 --> 00:54:49,452
That's my kind of white woman,
1298
00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:53,489
finer than a motherfucker,
rich, got big lips,
1299
00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:56,659
and don't mind raising
little black kids.
1300
00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:58,594
I'll tell her, "you ain't got
to go to Africa.
1301
00:54:58,595 --> 00:54:59,999
"I got a son
right down the street.
1302
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,364
"I got a son
right down the street.
1303
00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:01,731
"Make a left, blow the horn.
1304
00:55:01,732 --> 00:55:03,734
You ain't even got
to knock on the door."
1305
00:55:10,274 --> 00:55:13,643
I got to talk to my people
right here too.
1306
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,444
Donald Sterling,
1307
00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:19,515
we got all upset 'cause he
got on there and started saying
1308
00:55:19,516 --> 00:55:23,686
he didn't want black people
at his games and shit.
1309
00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:26,622
People got upset.
"Sell the team. Sell the team."
1310
00:55:26,623 --> 00:55:29,999
I'm like, "why you pressing him
to sell the team?
1311
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,127
I'm like, "why you pressing him
to sell the team?
1312
00:55:30,128 --> 00:55:33,329
He ain't getting none
of the money off it."
1313
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:34,997
But then he sold the team.
1314
00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:41,370
He sold the clippers
for $2 billion.
1315
00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:45,074
And I was like, "god damn."
1316
00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:46,609
I'm telling you right now,
1317
00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:48,010
if I was Donald Sterling,
1318
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:50,479
and I sold the clippers
for $2 billion,
1319
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:56,452
I'd go to a black club in L.A.
and say, "thank you, niggers.
1320
00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:59,999
"There's no way
I could've did this without you.
1321
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:00,257
"There's no way
I could've did this without you.
1322
00:56:00,258 --> 00:56:06,162
"I sold a team
that was worth $4.50
1323
00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:08,364
for $2 billion."
1324
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:11,100
I don't give a fuck
if you laugh or not.
1325
00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:15,004
I know every--after he sold
the clippers for $2 billion,
1326
00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:16,539
every nba owner was like,
1327
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:20,276
"man, I need to call somebody
a nigger."
1328
00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:22,712
Probably walk to a black man,
"nigger, nigger, nigger.
1329
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,247
"Get it on tape.
1330
00:56:24,248 --> 00:56:27,117
Go ahead, leak it.
Leak it. Leak it."
1331
00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:29,999
It's the truth, man.
I live in L.A.
1332
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,520
It's the truth, man.
I live in L.A.
1333
00:56:31,521 --> 00:56:34,657
I got season tickets
to the Lakers.
1334
00:56:34,658 --> 00:56:38,528
The clippers tickets
come with it.
1335
00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:46,502
The clippers
don't got no stadium.
1336
00:56:46,503 --> 00:56:49,238
They rent out
the staples center.
1337
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,641
No concession, no parking.
1338
00:56:51,642 --> 00:56:52,608
In other words,
1339
00:56:52,609 --> 00:56:58,681
he sold 15 black men
for $2 billion.
1340
00:56:58,682 --> 00:56:59,999
Nigger, please.
1341
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,616
Nigger, please.
1342
00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:02,285
Some of y'all black people
don't know.
1343
00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:04,287
I'm telling you,
it's the goddamn truth.
1344
00:57:04,288 --> 00:57:06,155
And then I didn't have
a problem with it,
1345
00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:08,057
because I'm not a hypocrite.
1346
00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:10,026
He said it in a private
conversation what it is.
1347
00:57:10,027 --> 00:57:13,029
And I didn't think supposed to
lose the goddamn team.
1348
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:15,531
And if that's the precedence
that you're gonna set,
1349
00:57:15,532 --> 00:57:18,067
then I was fearful that,
hey, man, shit.
1350
00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:19,201
It could happen to us.
1351
00:57:19,202 --> 00:57:21,437
Because if you really
understand--
1352
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,272
If that's what
you're gonna set the precedent,
1353
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:28,344
don't never, ever
go to a black barber shop.
1354
00:57:28,345 --> 00:57:29,745
'Cause you hear brothers
all the time,
1355
00:57:29,746 --> 00:57:30,000
"fuck that cracker."
1356
00:57:30,001 --> 00:57:33,015
"Fuck that cracker."
1357
00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:34,083
And then you see him at his job,
1358
00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:38,454
"how you doing, Mr. Charlie?
1359
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,489
Good to see you, sir."
1360
00:57:40,490 --> 00:57:42,458
And I would hate for somebody
to bring a tape.
1361
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,261
"Didn't you just say
'cracker' right there?
1362
00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:49,999
We need to see you
in the office."
1363
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,267
I'm not a hypocrite,
1364
00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:53,436
because I don't let racism
mess with me.
1365
00:57:53,437 --> 00:57:56,572
Like, they play
with our emotions with it.
1366
00:57:56,573 --> 00:57:58,341
We already know it exists.
1367
00:57:58,342 --> 00:57:59,999
If you don't know it exists,
what was you shocked about?
1368
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:00,676
If you don't know it exists,
what was you shocked about?
1369
00:58:00,677 --> 00:58:02,445
Now you just got a face to it.
1370
00:58:02,446 --> 00:58:04,447
And then you're arguing
like the brothers
1371
00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:06,015
supposed to quit their job.
1372
00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:07,583
Don't play. Yeah.
1373
00:58:07,584 --> 00:58:09,585
Would you lose your good-ass job
1374
00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:13,389
'cause you found out you was
working for a redneck?
1375
00:58:13,390 --> 00:58:16,225
Hell no.
You'd do what you always do.
1376
00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:18,729
"How you doing, Mr. Charlie?"
1377
00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:23,366
And carry on
about your business.
1378
00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:26,302
It's just that goddamn simple.
1379
00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:28,437
You ain't gonna
make them lose no job.
1380
00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:29,605
It's the truth.
1381
00:58:29,606 --> 00:58:30,000
But the one killed me
more than anything...
1382
00:58:30,001 --> 00:58:32,708
But the one killed me
more than anything...
1383
00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:35,344
mark Cuban.
1384
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:38,080
Mark Cuban came on TV.
1385
00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:39,482
And we gonna have
to have this dialogue.
1386
00:58:39,483 --> 00:58:42,618
He said, hey, man,
he has his own prejudice.
1387
00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:45,421
He said if he walking down
late at night,
1388
00:58:45,422 --> 00:58:49,125
by hisself with his woman,
and he sees some young brothers
1389
00:58:49,126 --> 00:58:51,127
with hoodies
coming down the street,
1390
00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:53,362
he gonna cross
the motherfucking street.
1391
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:55,498
He said
if he walking down the street,
1392
00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:59,602
and he see some white dudes
with tattoos all on the face,
1393
00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:00,000
he'd cross the street back.
1394
00:59:00,001 --> 00:59:01,404
He'd cross the street back.
1395
00:59:01,405 --> 00:59:03,973
People were like, "quake,
you got a problem with that?"
1396
00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:05,107
I'm like, "no."
1397
00:59:05,108 --> 00:59:06,575
'Cause
I'm telling you right here,
1398
00:59:06,576 --> 00:59:09,412
it's some dangerous
motherfuckers out here.
1399
00:59:09,413 --> 00:59:11,113
If I'm walking
with me and my woman,
1400
00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:13,682
and I see four, five thuggish
niggers walking around,
1401
00:59:13,683 --> 00:59:15,384
shit, I'm like white people too.
1402
00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:17,653
"Oh, shit,
here them niggers come.
1403
00:59:17,654 --> 00:59:20,456
"Don't look at them, baby.
Don't look at them niggers.
1404
00:59:20,457 --> 00:59:23,392
"Take your gold off.
Take--fuck your hair off.
1405
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,995
They'll rape both of us."
1406
00:59:25,996 --> 00:59:29,031
What kind of nigger rape
you and your wife?
1407
00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:29,999
She's like, "help me."
"Bitch, my ass hurt too.
1408
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,435
She's like, "help me."
"Bitch, my ass hurt too.
1409
00:59:32,436 --> 00:59:33,636
"I thought I had
to fight these niggers.
1410
00:59:33,637 --> 00:59:36,439
I didn't know
they was raping families."
1411
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,542
You and your wife
are in rape counseling.
1412
00:59:39,543 --> 00:59:41,410
She get in the meeting,
just start snitching
1413
00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,079
on both of y'all.
1414
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,714
"Well, they fucked him first.
1415
00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:48,384
"And he was screaming
like a bitch.
1416
00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:50,553
"I was ashamed to be his wife.
1417
00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:52,321
"I kept on saying,
'why are you pissing
1418
00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:53,756
"'and shitting all on yourself?
1419
00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:56,592
"'You're always trying
to fuck me in the ass.
1420
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,361
"'I thought you said
this shit didn't hurt.
1421
00:59:59,362 --> 00:59:59,999
"'I'm gonna tell you
like you tell me.
1422
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,130
"'I'm gonna tell you
like you tell me.
1423
01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:04,266
"'Relax your muscles.
1424
01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:06,669
"'Breathe slowly.
1425
01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:09,605
He just want to put the head
in a little while.'"
1426
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,674
see y'all later, durham.
I love y'all to death.
1427
01:00:11,675 --> 01:00:13,610
God bless.
1427
01:00:14,305 --> 01:00:20,498
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