Original subtitles

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

OH, THIS RAIN IS COLD.

I'M FREEZING.

[ LIGHTNING CRASHES ]

TELL THEM THAT I WANT TO GO.

LIKE, I WANT TO GO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

[ CRYING ]

Narrator: ONE MAN...

[ HOWLS ]

Narrator: ...ONE WOMAN, EXPOSED AND ALONE...

IT'S SCARY.

...AT NATURE'S MERCY FOR 21 DAYS...

AH!

THERE'S A BEAR OUTSIDE MY SHELTER.

Narrator: ...WITH NO FOOD...

[ Crying ] PLEASE DON'T GO.

...NO WATER... I'M HURTING REAL BAD.

Narrator: ...NO CLOTHES.

THERE'S AN ALLIGATOR DOWN HERE.

DO THEY HAVE THE SKILL... FIRE!

...AND THE WILL TO SURVIVE...

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

BEEN WORKING PRETTY HARD AT GETTING MYSELF

ACCUSTOMED TO BEING NAKED,

BUT I GUESS I HAVE TO GET USED TO IT.

I AM GOING OUT THERE TO REALLY BE THE BEST THAT THERE IS,

AND I FEEL PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT I WILL BE.

MY FRIENDS ALWAYS SEE ME AS SOMEONE WHO

CAN SURVIVE THE TOUGHEST SITUATIONS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING MYSELF INTO.

[ SIGHS ]

Narrator: JUST FOUR DEGREES SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR,

THE AMAZON RAINFOREST IS HOME

TO THE MOST BIODIVERSITY ON THE PLANET --

CAIMAN, ANACONDA, AND PIRANHAS SKULK IN THE LAGOONS

WHILE 2 MILLION SPECIES OF INSECTS

ATTACK FROM THE GROUND.

BUT THE GREATEST THREAT TO SURVIVAL

ARE THE TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS.

MORE THAN 80 INCHES OF RAIN PER YEAR DRENCH THE FOREST,

LEAVING THE JUNGLE FLOOR A TANGLED, FLOODED MESS

OF MUD, ROOTS, AND DEBRIS.

THIS...

IS AMAZONIA.

**

Jake: THE QUESTION ISN'T AM I READY FOR THE AMAZON.

THE QUESTION IS IS THE AMAZON READY FOR ME?

I'M JAKE NODAR.

I'M 36 YEARS OLD AND I'M FROM DARNESTOWN, MARYLAND.

I HAVE LOVED THE OUTDOORS SINCE I WAS A KID.

I FEEL PRETTY CONFIDENT IN MY HUNTING SKILLS,

AND ANYTHING MOVING THAT'S REMOTELY EDIBLE,

I'M GONNA KILL IT AND I'M GONNA EAT IT.

I WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND PROVE THAT,

YOU KNOW, A GAY GUY CAN BE OUT HERE AND DO THIS.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT ALL CUTTING HAIR.

I'M VERY CONFIDENT THAT I WILL BE ABLE

TO SAIL THROUGH THE 21 DAYS.

I'M PLANNING ON GAINING WEIGHT.

PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT.

Narrator: IN ADDITION TO HIS SENSE OF HUMOR,

JAKE'S LIFELONG EXPERIENCES AS AN OUTDOORSMAN

LEAVE HIM HIGHLY SUITED TO THE CHALLENGE,

BUT HIS ARROGANCE COULD UNDERMINE HIS PARTNERSHIP.

HE'S BEEN ASSIGNED A PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL RATING,

OR PSR, OF 7.3.

Jamie: I HAVE TO PEE,

BUT I ALWAYS HAVE TO PEE WHEN I'M NERVOUS.

I'M JAMIE LITTLE FROM THE DESERT IN TUCSON, ARIZONA.

I FEEL LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN

IN PREPARATION FOR THIS CHALLENGE.

I'M 5-FOOT, HALF AN INCH.

PEOPLE MISTAKE MY SIZE FOR INABILITY, BUT I AM POWERFUL.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN ADVENTURE SEEKER,

RACING MOUNTAIN BIKES, CROSS-COUNTRY RUNNING.

AND NOT ONLY HAVE I TAUGHT

PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL SKILLS TO TEENS,

I'M ALSO A CERTIFIED WILDERNESS FIRST RESPONDER.

I WORKED HARD TO GET HERE.

TAPPING OUT'S NOT AN OPTION FOR ME.

[ SIGHS ]

SUCCEEDING IN THIS CHALLENGE WILL MEAN

THAT I CAN SUCCEED ANYWHERE.

I HOPE TO GAIN A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF MYSELF.

I'M IN A TRANSITIONARY PERIOD OF MY LIFE.

IT'S REALLY GONNA HELP ME

WITH WHATEVER I CHOOSE TO DO AFTER THIS.

Narrator: AS A WILDERNESS THERAPY INSTRUCTOR AND FIRST RESPONDER,

JAMIE HAS MANAGED EVERY SORT OF BACKWOODS CRISIS.

BUT HER OWN STRUGGLES WITH INDECISION AND SELF-DOUBT

COULD COMPROMISE HER SUCCESS.

SHE BEGINS WITH A PSR OF 6.0.

Jake: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS LED UP TO THIS ONE MOMENT.

[ SIGHS ]

BYE, CLOTHES.

I'M NERVOUS.

PFFFT!

YEAH.

I AM VERY COMFORTABLE WITH MY OWN NUDITY.

I'M SHY.

WHEN IT COMES TO MY PARTNER'S NUDITY,

THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.

I HAVEN'T SEEN A NAKED LADY IN PROBABLY CLOSE TO 30-SOME YEARS.

SO, WHOOP, THERE IT IS.

Jamie: I THINK BEING ATTRACTED TO MY PARTNER WOULD BE A BONUS.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT'S GONNA COME NEXT.

**

Jake: HI.

HELLO.

HAPPY TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

-I'M JAKE. -JAMIE.

NICE TO MEET YOU, JAMIE.

IT'S HARD NOT TO LOOK AT ALL OF YOU.

[ Chuckling ] YEAH, IT'S FINE.

Jake: I HAD TO TELL JAMIE ABOUT 20 TIMES,

"EYES UP HERE, SWEETIE," YOU KNOW?

SHOULD WE LOOK AT OUR SACKS?

Narrator: AS WELL AS A MAGNESIUM FIRE STARTER,

JAKE AND JAMIE HAVE EACH BROUGHT ONE SURVIVAL ITEM.

A LITTLE MACHETE -- NOT SO LITTLE.

HOW ABOUT YOU? WHAT DID YOU BRING?

-MY KUKRI. -OH.

SEEING TWO KNIVES IS A LITTLE FRIGHTENING.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A HANDFUL OF THINGS

THAT WOULD BE REALLY, REALLY NICE TO HAVE OUT HERE.

SO, DO YOU HAVE A MAP IN YOUR BAG?

-YES, A MAP. -NICE.

SO, THAT'S US.

Narrator: TO HAVE ANY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL,

JAKE AND JAMIE MUST LEAVE THE PREDATORS

AND BOGGY MARSHES OF THE LOWLANDS BEHIND.

THEY'LL PUSH MILES DEEPER INTO THE JUNGLE

IN SEARCH OF DRY TERRAIN.

**

DO YOU DO A LOT OF OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES?

-NO, FIRST TIME. -YEAH?

-[ Laughing ] JUST KIDDING. -WAY TO EASE YOURSELF IN.

THIS IS NOT MY FIRST OUTDOOR ADVENTURE.

Jake: GOOD.

-YEAH. -I LIKE THAT.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME WATER TO CROSS.

WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE TO THINK ABOUT

SOME OF THE CRITTERS THAT ARE GONNA BE IN THIS.

OH, PERFECT. THERE'S A PIRANHA RIGHT THERE.

Jamie: JAKE SAID HE SAW A PIRANHA JUMPING.

I DON'T KNOW, IT'S KIND OF SCARING ME.

IT'S DEFINITELY A RISK,

BUT WE NEED TO GET ACROSS TO HIGHER GROUND.

I JUST HOPE NEITHER OF US HAVE ANY OPEN CUTS.

**

*BLEEP*

SOMETHING BIT THE BACK OF MY LEG.

WHAT THE *BLEEP* IS OUT THERE?

AH, AH! *BLEEP*

OKAY. -GOT IT?

-YEAH. -GOOD JOB.

Jamie: SO FAR, I THINK THAT WE'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING.

WE'RE JIVING RIGHT NOW AS PARTNERS.

I'M NOT HERE SEARCHING FOR ROMANCE,

BUT HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING GUY, TOO,

AND THAT'S A BONUS FOR SURE.

HOLY SMOKES, LOOK AT THAT TREE.

[ Chuckling ] OH, MY GOSH.

WOW.

I THINK THAT'S LUPUNA TREE.

THAT MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST TREE IN THE AMAZON.

WE COULD BUILD A PLATFORM IN HERE.

YEAH.

AND, LIKE, USE THE TREE FOR SIDES.

LIKE, THIS LOOKS LIKE HOME TO ME.

YEAH.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY BEVERAGES TO CHEERS,

BUT WE CAN DO A STICK CHEERS.

-YEAH, CHEERS. -CHEERS.

HOME.

Jake: WE HAVE GOT ALL THE MATERIALS

WE NEED FOR A GREAT SHELTER.

IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF TIME.

I ALREADY FEEL A BLISTER, LIKE, ALREADY.

I DID ONE TREE, AND I HAVE A BLISTER.

**

MY FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF MY PARTNER IS SHE'S GREAT.

SHE'S OUT THERE WORKING HER ASS OFF,

SO I LIKE THAT ABOUT HER.

POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND A GREAT WORK ETHIC.

THAT'S ALL I CAN ASK FOR IN A PARTNER.

Jamie: IT'S THE END OF DAY 1,

AND WE'RE STILL HARD AT WORK AT OUR SHELTER.

I DON'T KNOW THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY A SHELTER.

IT'S NOT A SHELTER. WE'RE ON A PLATFORM.

WE ARE IN A COMPOST PILE.

[ LAUGHS ]

THIS IS PROBABLY THE WORST SHELTER

THAT ANYONE HAS EVER CONSTRUCTED.

Jamie: OH, MY GOD.

IT'S JUST MUCH BETTER WHEN WE'RE LAYING DOWN

BECAUSE THAT WAY, OUR BACKS AREN'T ALSO BEING ATTACKED.

SO, LIKE -- -JUST OUR FRONTS.

SO, SILVER LINING.

NO CHILDREN.

NO, NEVER BEEN MARRIED.

I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL.

WE'RE JUST REALLY FEELING REFRESHED TODAY.

WE'RE EXCITED. IT'S DAY 2.

REFRESHED?

I GOT A SOLID 15 MINUTES OF SLEEP.

I THINK YOU GOT, LIKE, 25 MINUTES OF SLEEP.

OKAY, IT MIGHT'VE BEEN 25. I DO FEEL AMAZING TODAY.

IT'S REALLY A DREAM OUT HERE, HONESTLY.

IT'S KIND OF EVERYTHING I WAS HOPING FOR.

WELL, THIS IS GOING WELL.

YEAH.

I KIND OF SUSPECTED THAT JAKE IS GAY,

AND I FEEL, LIKE, MORE COMFORTABLE.

I KNOW IT'S JUST DAY 2, BUT, LIKE,

I HAVE THIS REALLY POSITIVE PERSON

THAT'S, LIKE, BRINGING OUT THE CRAZY IN ME.

LIKE, THE GOOD CRAZY THAT I KIND OF LOST, LIKE,

SOMEWHERE, AND WE'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF FUN.

Jake: WE HAVE GOT THE SHELTER AT LEAST COVERED,

WHICH I FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT.

NOW WE DESPERATELY NEED WATER.

WE'RE THIRSTY.

Jamie: WE HAVEN'T HAD WATER FOR A FULL DAY.

GOING INTO THIS, I DID SAY THAT ONE OF MY FEARS

WAS NOT HAVING WATER.

Jake: I'M FEELING THE EFFECTS OF NOT HAVING WATER, FOR SURE.

JUST TAKING A LITTLE BIT LONGER TO FOCUS.

WE CAN AT LEAST GET WATER FROM THE RIVER AND BOIL THAT

AND AT LEAST GET SOMETHING IN US.

OF COURSE, WE NEED TO CHECK TO MAKE SURE

THERE AREN'T ANY ANACONDAS LURKING.

HOPEFULLY WE WON'T GET ATTACKED BY A CAIMAN.

IT'S JUST SO CREEPY NOT SEEING THE BOTTOM AT ALL.

AFTERNOON GOAL --

MUST GET A FIRE, HAVE TO BOIL SOME WATER.

AND I THINK WE'LL BOTH FEEL

QUITE A BIT BETTER IF WE DO THAT.

Jake: HEY, LOOK, I GOT DINNER.

OH, NICE.

THAT IS A MEATY GRASSHOPPER.

-IT IS. -YEAH.

I JUST NEED TO GET A FIRE GOING AND WE'LL BE SET.

Jamie: I'M TRYING TO GET A GOOD PILE OF MAGNESIUM

BECAUSE IT'S A REALLY GOOD TINDER.

WE HAVE THIS COTTON STUFF THAT WE'VE BEEN DRYING OUT

FROM A TREE, AND THIS WILL GO ON THE TOP OF THE COTTON,

AND WE'LL START THE FIRE THAT WAY.

Jamie: ALL RIGHT, READY?

YES.

THINK IT BURNED ALL THE MAGNESIUM.

I'VE NEVER NOT GOTTEN A FIRE THIS WAY,

BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE RAINFOREST TRYING.

[ THUNDER RUMBLING ] OH *BLEEP*

SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER.

OH, SHOOT.

THIS STUFF IS SO WET.

Jake: I NEED TO GET FIRE.

I MEAN, STAYING WARM AND DRY

IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST THINGS IN SURVIVAL.

COME ON, YOU LITTLE BITCH.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

-OH, YOU *BLEEP* -STAY AWAY.

[ LIGHTNING CRASHES ] THE *BLEEP* AMAZON.

**

WE ARE REALLY THIRSTY, AND OF COURSE,

AS SOON AS WE GET READY TO START OUR FIRE,

IT STARTS RAINING.

CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT.

OH.

HERE, JAKE, DRINK SOME WATER.

JUST, LIKE, LET IT FILL UP AND, LIKE,

TACO IT INTO YOUR MOUTH.

THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST RAIN TACO I'VE EVER HAD.

THAT'S KIND OF AMAZING.

OH, THAT TASTES SO GOOD!

Jake: IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO BE STANDING

OUT NAKED IN A RAINSTORM DRINKING FROM A LEAF.

BUT IT WAS FANTASTIC.

AT LEAST WE GOT SOME WATER.

-YEAH. -AT LEAST WE GOT SOME WATER.

**

Jake: IT'S THE MORNING OF DAY 3,

AND JAMIE'S IN KIND OF ROUGH SHAPE.

SHE WAS SHIVERING MOST OF THE NIGHT LAST NIGHT.

HI, JAMIE.

HI.

DAY 3.

HAD A TOTAL OF 15 MINUTES OF SLEEP

SINCE I GOT HERE.

UNFORTUNATELY WITH THE AMOUNT OF RAIN THAT WE GOT,

STARTING A FIRE IS GONNA BE IMPOSSIBLE.

-OH, MAN, DO YOU SEE THIS? -WHAT'S THAT?

CRAZY ANT MESS.

THAT IS NUTS.

THEY DIDN'T BITE YOU?

NO.

OH, *BLEEP*

I THINK I GOT A HUGE ONE IN MY FOOT.

THIS ONE'S DEEP.

[ GROANS ]

EVERYTHING IN THE AMAZON WANTS TO KILL ME.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

OH, THIS RAIN IS COLD.

I'M FREEZING.

I REALLY THOUGHT THAT, LIKE, WE WERE GONNA BE

IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE WE COULD, LIKE,

NOT JUST SURVIVE, BUT, LIKE, THRIVE OUT HERE,

AND THIS IS NOT A THRIVING ENVIRONMENT.

Jake: I FILLED MY LEAF TACO, AS JAMIE LIKES TO CALL IT,

OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND ACTUALLY GOT TO THE POINT

WHERE MY BELLY STARTED HURTING A LITTLE BIT.

[ GRUNTS ]

KIND OF WORRIED THAT SHE POSSIBLY MISSED OUT ON THAT.

HEY.

I'M FREEZING.

WELL, I MEAN, REST AS LONG AS YOU CAN.

[ LIGHTNING CRASHES ]

ARE YOU?

Jamie: TELL THEM THAT I WANT TO GO.

LIKE, I JUST WANT TO GO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

[ CRYING ]

Jake: LAST NIGHT WAS DEFINITELY THE WORST NIGHT SO FAR,

WHICH WE CONTINUE TO SAY EACH AND EVERY NIGHT,

WHICH IS A LITTLE ALARMING FOR THE UPCOMING NIGHTS.

[ Voice breaking ] I'M REALLY HUNGRY.

AND I'M REALLY TIRED.

Jake: I AM REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT MY PARTNER.

[ WHIMPERS ]

WE CAN'T GET FIRE, IT WON'T STOP RAINING,

AND JAMIE'S BREAKING DOWN.

IF JAMIE IS TO TAP OUT,

I THINK ISOLATION FACTOR'S GONNA BE HUGE.

SO, MY GOAL IS TO IMPROVE THE SHELTER DRAMATICALLY.

I WANT IT COMPLETELY ENCLOSED,

BOTH FOR MOSQUITOES AND RAIN AND WARMTH.

WE NEED TO RE-ANGLE THE ROOF, RE-STRUCTURE IT,

REALIGN IT SO IT'S WATERPROOF.

HOPEFULLY SHELTER 2.0 WILL BE A LITTLE BIT WARMER,

A LITTLE DRYER, AND A LITTLE EASIER TO SLEEP IT.

Jamie: LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS IN THE SHELTER,

I DEFINITELY WANTED TO GO HOME.

NOW THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE WEATHER,

IT FEELS BETTER, BUT I KNOW, LIKE,

IT'S JUST GONNA BE ANOTHER NIGHT OF NOT SLEEPING.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

Jake: PLEASE DON'T LEAK.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T LEAK.

WE GOT A HUGE DOWNPOUR LAST NIGHT.

IT POURED BUCKETS,

AND I MUST SAY, MY ROOF WAS KIND OF AMAZING.

PERFECTLY DRY.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

UM...

I'M GETTING TIRED.

YEAH, YOU SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE SHIVERING A BIT LAST NIGHT.

IT WAS KIND OF SCARY.

Jamie: I DIDN'T SLEEP AGAIN.

THE NIGHTS ARE FREEZING FOR ME,

AND THERE'S NO WAY I COULD SLEEP.

I'M REALLY HOPING TO TAKE A NAP DURING THE DAY TODAY.

Jake: I DON'T WANT TO JUST SIT IN CAMP ALL DAY.

I WANT TO BE OUT, I WANT TO BE ACTIVE,

AND I WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL AT THIS.

WE NEED MORE FRONDS FOR THE ROOF OF THE SHELTER.

OUR NIGHTS ARE MISERABLE BETWEEN THE MOSQUITOES AND COLD,

SO WE'RE FIXING THAT.

I'M STILL PLANNING ON TAKING THE AMAZON BY STORM.

MARK MY WORDS.

THE AMAZON'S GONNA BE MY BITCH.

[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]

Jamie: HEY, JAKE, IF I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP,

WHEN DO YOU THINK IS A GOOD TIME?

I'VE GOT ANOTHER LOAD OR SO,

AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT TIME WORKS.

OKAY.

**

KIND OF NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF RIGHT NOW.

I REALLY WANT TO GET SOME REPAIRS DONE TO THE SHELTER

BEFORE NIGHT FALLS, BUT SHE'S IN THERE SLEEPING.

I DON'T KNOW -- PART OF ME WANTS TO WAKE HER UP

SO I CAN MAKE OUR SHELTER BETTER FOR THE BOTH OF US,

BUT THE OTHER PART OF ME KNOWS THAT SHE NEEDS THE REST.

BUT GOING OUT AND PICKING SIX LEAVES AND CONSIDERING IT,

YOU KNOW, ONE OF HER CHORES FOR THE DAY, THAT'S B.S.

THAT IS THE KIND OF ACTIVITY I'D GIVE TO, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

A SMALL CHILD TO MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING.

Jamie: THE SHELTER IS, LIKE, NOT 100%.

DEFINITELY FEELING SOME DROPS,

BUT MUCH BETTER THAN BEING OUT THERE.

I JUST WANT TO GO OUT THERE WHEN IT STOPS RAINING

'CAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO GET COLD.

Jake: IT'S STARTING TO PISS ME OFF

'CAUSE I'M EXHAUSTING MYSELF

TRYING TO GET *BLEEP* DONE FOR THE TWO OF US.

IT'S GOT TO CHANGE SOON.

Jamie: THANKS FOR BRINGING IN ALL THE BEDDING.

Jake: I DO HAVE TO SAY, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, FOR SEVEN DAYS NOW,

YOU'VE BEEN REALLY COLD IN HERE

BUT HAVEN'T DONE A SINGLE THING ABOUT IT,

AND THAT'S WHAT UPSETS ME, YOU KNOW?

IF SOMETHING'S REALLY BUGGING ME,

I GO OUT AND GO AFTER IT AND SOLVE IT.

I DON'T JUST LET IT TAKE ME DOWN.

I THINK I'M REALLY FEELING LIKE

IT'S, LIKE, NOTHING'S GONNA HELP.

I'M GONNA BE COLD NO MATTER WHAT.

WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S THE WORST ATTITUDE TO HAVE OUT HERE.

EVERYTHING IS TRIAL BY ERROR.

IF WE KNOW THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT WE'RE GONNA BE WARMER

FOR THE NIGHT, WHY WOULDN'T WE AT LEAST GIVE IT A GO?

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL KIND OF FALLING

ON MY SHOULDERS RIGHT NOW.

I SEE THAT.

I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING.

IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO RIGHT NOW?

I THINK IT'S MORE MENTALITY THING WITH YOU.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE YOU'RE JUST OWNING THE MISERY

AND BEING LIKE, "WHATEVER.

YOU KNOW, IT IS WHAT IT IS.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT ANY BETTER."

AND I THINK THAT'S A *BLEEP* ATTITUDE TO HAVE OUT HERE.

OKAY.

OKAY, GOOD TALK.

I'M NOT, LIKE, A BACK AND FORTH DRAMA PERSON.

SORRY, I LIKE TO DIGEST WHAT SOMEONE'S SAYING

BEFORE I, LIKE, YOU KNOW -- -THAT'S FINE.

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THAT,

BUT PLEASE DIGEST BEFORE 21 DAYS IS UP.

THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR.

Jake: I NEEDED HER TO KNOW THAT IT'S TIME

TO *BLEEP* OR GET OFF THE POT.

**

Jamie: I THINK I WORRY ABOUT RESTING

SO I CAN STORE ENERGY FOR LATER.

BUT I JUST DECIDED THAT I'M JUST GONNA TAP

INTO THAT RESERVE NOW, AND I'M GONNA USE IT --

JUST NOT WORRY ABOUT LATER.

JUST WORRY ABOUT NOW.

**

HEY.

Jake: I COME BACK FROM COOLING OFF A LITTLE BIT,

AND LO AND BEHOLD, THERE IS JAMIE WORKING HER ASS OFF.

JUST SEEING HER OUT THERE WORKING, YOU KNOW,

FOR THE FIRST TIME REALLY IN NINE DAYS --

BEING A PART OF THE TEAM IS FANTASTIC.

LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

Jamie: THANK YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN MY PLACE.

NO, I'M SORRY.

NO, I WAS LIKE SCARED OF BEING COLD,

AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN, 'CAUSE, LIKE, YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT WASN'T THAT BAD. -IT'S NOT.

I MEAN, IT SUCKS, DON'T GET ME WRONG.

BUT JUST COMING BACK AND SEEING YOU BUSTING YOUR ASS --

THAT MOTIVATES ME SO MUCH MORE.

-THANK YOU. -YOU'RE WELCOME.

WE'RE GONNA BE GOOD.

Jamie: I WANT TO GIVE IT EVERYTHING I HAVE.

LIKE, WE'RE ALMOST HALFWAY THROUGH OUR EXPERIENCE HERE,

AND...

[ Voice breaking ] IT'S, LIKE, LIFE LESSONS EVERY DAY.

SO...

**

Jake: SO, I WAS WALKING ALONG

AND ALMOST PUT MY FACE RIGHT INTO THIS LITTLE GUY.

IF YOU LOOK DOWN TOO LONG, YOU GET A SPIDER IN THE FACE.

AND IF YOU LOOK UP TO LONG,

YOU GET A SNAKE ON YOUR ANKLE OR YOU STEP IN AN ANT TRAIL.

YOU HAVE TO BE ON YOUR GUARD CONSTANTLY OUT HERE.

**

Jamie: AND I HAVE, LIKE, NO CALORIES IN ME.

FOOD IS OUR BIGGEST CONCERN RIGHT NOW.

Jake: IT'S KIND OF WEIRD BECAUSE THE MUD RIGHT NOW

IS SMELLING JUST LIKE BEEF STROGANOFF TO ME.

SMELLS AMAZING.

MY ARMS ARE DEFINITELY GETTING WEAK.

MY LEGS ARE GETTING WEAK. I NEED FOOD.

HOLDING UP THIS DIARY CAM RIGHT NOW FEELS LIKE

I'M HOLDING UP A FROZEN TURKEY.

THIS TREE HAS THESE NUTS AROUND THE BASE,

AND THEY HAVE A GRUB GROWING IN THEM, MOST OF THEM DO ANYWAY.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE RAINFOREST POPCORN, JUST A LOT WORSE.

I'M NOT CHEWING IT, SO IT'S PROBABLY CRAWLING AROUND

IN MY STOMACH, WHICH IS KIND OF DISGUSTING.

BUT I NEED PROTEIN.

AH, DAMN IT. -WHAT?

I FOUND A HUGE SNAIL SHELL.

OH, YEAH, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

SON OF A GUN.

NO FOOD IN THE AMAZON.

SON OF A BITCH.

**

Jamie: RIGHT NOW, I'M MAKING A LITTLE BASKET,

AND I'M GONNA BAIT IT WITH HEART OF PALM.

SO MAYBE A FISH WILL SWIM IN THERE.

Jake: I'M STARTING TO LOSE HOPE IN HUNTING HERE.

I STILL PLAN TO KEEP MY EYES OUT,

BUT I THINK MOST EVERYTHING'S NOCTURNAL.

AND AS OUR ENERGY DROPS BIG TIME,

TRAPPING'S A DECENT WAY TO GO -- YOU CAN SET IT.

IT DOESN'T TAKE A WHOLE LOT OF ENERGY TO MAKE.

Jamie: FISHING IS PRETTY NEW TO ME,

BUT I'VE HEARD THAT THE FISH SLEEP NEAR THE SHORE.

SO I HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR FISHING HERE.

Jake: TODAY, I'M WORKING ON A FIGURE-4 DEADFALL TRAP.

AND THEN WE'D SET, LIKE,

EITHER A PIECE OF THE PALM FRUIT OR SOMETHING HERE.

AND THEN IN THEORY, THE RODENT COMES ALONG, HITS IT,

AND GETS CRUSHED.

Narrator: JAKE AND JAMIE MUST GET FIRE,

OR ANY FOOD THEY CATCH IN THEIR TRAPS WILL GO TO WASTE.

Jake: FIRE IN THE AMAZON IS A BITCH.

IT'S BECOMING A REALLY DIFFICULT TASK

BECAUSE IT RAINS CONSTANTLY.

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT IN THE RAINFOREST?

YEAH, WE HAVE SEVERAL STORMS A DAY,

AND EVEN STORING THE WOOD, THE AIR IS SO HUMID

THE WOOD ENDS UP REALLY GETTING WET.

SO IT'S A CONSTANT BATTLE JUST TO GET THE MATERIALS DRY.

Jamie: THERE'S LIKE PATCHES OF SUN,

AND WE DRY OUT OUR TINDER.

WE HAVE TO CHASE THE SUN.

IT'S LIKE, OH, IN FIVE MINUTES, IT'S RIGHT THERE.

OKAY, MOVE EVERYTHING. OKAY, MOVE EVERYTHING.

IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT.

Jake: SEVERAL OF THESE ITEMS WE'VE BEEN DRYING FOR DAYS NOW.

SO, HOPEFULLY, THEY'RE DRY ENOUGH TO DO THE TRICK.

**

ON THE 10th DAY, JACOB CREATED FIRE,

AND IT WAS MAGNIFICENT.

Jamie: OH, MY GOSH.

FIRE -- LIKE, THIS IS AMAZING.

IT FEELS SO GOOD.

OH, WOW, IT'S DARK OUT HERE.

NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THE FIRE GOING, I NEED TO GET SOME MEAT.

I AM GETTING READY TO GIVE NIGHT HUNTING A GO.

OKAY, I WILL.

THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME WE TALK.

SEEMS LIKE MOST OF THE ANIMALS HERE ARE OUT AT NIGHT.

WE HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH ACTIVITY DURING THE DAY,

BUT EVERY NIGHT WE GET INTO OUR SHELTER,

WE HEAR ALL SORTS OF COMMOTION RIGHT AROUND CAMP.

THE SCARY THING IS A LOT OF THESE VIPERS OUT HERE

MATCH THE COLOR OF THE GROUND COVER PERFECTLY.

MY DIARY CAM IS MY ONLY SOURCE OF LIGHT,

WHICH IS NOT STRONG AT ALL.

HOPEFULLY, WE'LL SEE SOMETHING BEFORE THAT SOMETHING SEES ME.

[ WINGS FLUTTERING ] *BLEEP*

Jake: SO, I AM OUT ON MY FIRST NIGHT HUNT.

[ WINGS FLUTTERING ]

*BLEEP* *BLEEP*

I JUST ABOUT *BLEEP* MY PANTS.

GOOD THING I DON'T HAVE PANTS ON.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS,

BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE MAYBE A BIRD THAT TOOK OFF.

BUT IT WAS ENOUGH TO SCARE THE BEJESUS OUT OF ME.

**

OH, YEAH.

SO, I CUT OPEN THIS PALM FRUIT,

AND INSIDE, THERE'S JUST THIS GROSS GOOEY SUBSTANCE.

RAINFOREST OYSTERS.

YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S DEFINITELY A DIFFERENT TEXTURE,

BUT IT'S KIND OF LIKE EATING A JELLYFISH.

BUT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.

GETTING TO DAY 21, EVEN IF I HAVE TO DO THIS

WEIRD-TASTING *BLEEP*

I AM CHECKING ONE OF THE DEADFALL TRAPS.

SOMETHING SET IT OFF.

Jamie: RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON MY FISHING BASKET.

HOPEFULLY THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE.

Jake: BUT NOTHING.

NO FISH, BUT THE BASKET'S STILL INTACT.

Jake: THE ONE TOUGH THING WITH THESE DEADFALL TRAPS

IS IF IT'S LARGER, YOU NEED A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT

OF WEIGHT TO CRUSH THE ANIMAL.

AND OUT HERE, WE DON'T HAVE ROCKS.

SO IF A LARGER ANIMAL HAD SET THIS OFF, YOU KNOW,

A SMALLER LOG'S JUST NOT GONNA DO IT.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

**

Narrator: SHELTERBOUND, OVER FOUR MORE DAYS OF RAIN,

JAKE AND JAMIE HAVE HAD NO OPPORTUNITY TO GATHER MORE FOOD.

NO.

Jamie: MY PARTNER, JAKE, HAS LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT.

OOH, BLACKING OUT A LITTLE.

UM...YIKES.

I HAVE HAD SOME MOMENTS OF BLACKING OUT,

AND I'M STAYING VERY HYDRATED.

SO I DON'T THINK THAT'S IT.

I THINK IT'S THE FACT THAT I'VE GONE DAYS NOW

WITHOUT ANYTHING OF SIGNIFICANT PROTEIN OR FAT

OR ANY NUTRITIONAL VALUE REALLY FOR THAT MATTER.

Jake: LAST NIGHT, I WAS GETTING WATER,

AND I STOOD UP AND COMPLETELY LOST IT.

IT WAS PROBABLY, LIKE, I'D SAY A SOLID 25, 30 SECONDS

WHERE I HAD NO IDEA WHERE I WAS.

-THAT'S SUPER SCARY. -YEAH.

I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.

Jake: I'M TRYING TO GET AS MUCH DONE IN THE NEXT DAY OR TWO

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE MY ENERGY'S ONLY GONNA DIP EVEN LOWER.

SO, OUR EXTRACTION POINT

IS DEFINITELY OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF WATER

IN BETWEEN ANACONDA AND PIRANHA AND CAIMAN.

YEAH, SWIMMING DOES SEEM RISKY.

WE SHOULD DEFINITELY BUILD A FLOATATION DEVICE.

THAT'S JUST GONNA BE A BIG-ASS PROJECT.

THE BIGGEST STEP TO GETTING THIS RAFT DONE IS FINDING

THE CORRECT LOGS THAT WE'RE GONNA USE THAT ARE BUOYANT.

YIKES.

THAT'S NOT TOO ENCOURAGING.

I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS GONNA BE BAMBOO EVERYWHERE,

AND THERE'S NOTHING.

THE SEARCH CONTINUES.

THIS ONE DEFINITELY IS MUCH SOFTER WOOD,

WHICH MAKES ME VERY HAPPY.

[ TREE CRACKING ]

TIMBER.

OH, COME ON.

AWESOME. THAT IS JUST SUPER.

OKAY, THAT'S GONNA BE A WEEK-LONG PROJECT.

[ HACKING ]

OH, DIZZY.

Narrator: HYPOGLYCEMIC FROM LACK OF FOOD,

JAKE BECOMES INCREASINGLY DIZZY AND CONFUSED.

WITHOUT SUGAR TO FUEL HIS BRAIN,

HIS MENTAL STATE WILL ONLY GET WORSE.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ HACKING ]

Jake: I HATE FEELING LIKE THIS.

I AM A VERY ENERGETIC PERSON.

I LOVE WORKING HARD. I LOVE WORKING OUT.

AND TO BE IN THIS SITUATION, IT'S SCARY.

DON'T GO AWAY.

DON'T GO AWAY.

THAT'S AWESOME -- IT FLOATS. I'M EXCITED.

STARTING TO BLACK OUT JUST A LITTLE BIT.

I'M GONNA JUST BRACE MYSELF FOR A SECOND.

Jamie: I TOOK SOME OF THIS CORDAGE OFF ALREADY

FOR OUR RAFT, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE.

JAKE'S LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT.

I'M LOSING WEIGHT, TOO.

I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM.

WITH THE GRUB NUTS, I MADE SURE THAT, LIKE,

HE ATE MORE GRUBS THAN ME

JUST BY, LIKE, TELLING HIM I ALREADY HAD SOME --

THAT KIND OF THING.

I MEAN, I'M HUNGRY, TOO, BUT I WORRY ABOUT HIM.

WE'RE LACKING NUTRIENTS, AND HE'S, LIKE, BIGGER THAN ME.

[ HACKING ]

**

Jake: IF YOU DON'T MIND,

I'M GONNA JUST PUT MY FEET UP FOR, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.

-I DON'T MIND. -OKAY.

Jamie: HE REALLY PUSHES HIMSELF REALLY HARD.

HE'S COMPLETELY DEPLETED.

HE HAS HELPED ME A LOT.

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO PULL THE WEIGHT FOR OUR TEAM.

SO, I'M GOING TO EXPLORE A LITTLE BIT FURTHER

FROM CAMP TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER FOOD SOURCE.

AND I WANT TO GET HIS ENERGY BACK UP SOMEHOW.

[ GASPS ]

OH, MY GOD.

AH!

OH *BLEEP*

AH, AH, AH!

AH, IT REALLY HURTS.

IT HURTS SO BAD.

GET THE "F" OUT OF HERE.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE OFF.

HOLY *BLEEP*

**

OH, I ACTUALLY -- I ACTUALLY KNOW THIS FRUIT.

HOLY *BLEEP*

I ACTUALLY KNOW THIS FRUIT. OH, MY GOSH.

SEE HOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN APPLE?

THAT'S THEM. [ LAUGHS ]

THEY'RE CALLED WATER APPLES.

THESE ARE ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE FRUITS,

AND I JUST FOUND THEM [LAUGHS] IN THE AMAZON.

JAKE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

TODAY MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE DAY EVER.

I JUST HAD, LIKE, A DREAM, AND IT WAS REALITY.

YOU FOUND SOME FOOD?

YES, JUST A LITTLE BREAKFAST IN BED RIGHT HERE.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S HUGE.

THAT'S NOT EVEN A BIG ONE. JUST TRY IT OUT.

-OH, MY GOD. -[ LAUGHS ]

IT IS SO GOOD.

I'VE BEEN CONCERNED ABOUT YOU, AND I WANT YOU TO FEEL GOOD.

EVEN IF THE FEELING DOESN'T LAST, I WANT IT.

Jamie: I FEEL JUST ELATED THAT I'M THE ONE

THAT CAN PUT A SMILE ON JAKE'S FACE.

SO, THERE'S STILL SOME MORE IN THE TREE?

YEAH, THEY'RE HIGH UP.

-OKAY, READY? -YEAH.

-OKAY, GOT IT? -YEAH.

YOU CAN STEP ON MY SHOULDER IF YOU NEED TO.

IT'S RAINING APPLES.

YEAH, RIGHT INTO THE PILE.

WHOO!

-OKAY, YOU HANGING? -OKAY.

OH, MY GOD, YOUR PRIVATE PARTS

ARE SO CLOSE TO MY NECK RIGHT NOW.

Jake: IF YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED ME A MONTH AGO

IF THERE WAS GONNA BE NAKED LADY ON MY SHOULDERS,

I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SAID NO, BUT TODAY THERE WAS.

I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA *BLEEP* MY BRAINS OUT TOMORROW,

AND I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

**

OKAY.

Jake: TODAY, WE HAVE TO FINISH

BUILDING AND TESTING OUT OUR RAFT.

TOMORROW'S EXTRACTION,

AND IF THIS THING DOESN'T FLOAT, WE'RE SCREWED.

Jake: ALTHOUGH, NOW THAT WE HAVE OUR SUPER APPLES,

I'M JUST GONNA DO THE BUTTERFLY STROKE

ALL THE WAY OUT OF HERE.

FOR SURE.

OH, MY GOSH.

THERE MIGHT BE AN ANACONDA IN THIS MURKY WATER.

THIS IS SCARING THE *BLEEP* OUT OF ME.

LET'S JUST GO OUT A LITTLE BIT. -OKAY.

*BLEEP*

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HOLY *BLEEP* LOOK AT THEM ALL.

OH, MY GOD.

**

Narrator: STARTING WITH PSR's OF 6.0 AND 7.3,

JAKE AND JAMIE HAVE STRUGGLED

TO ENDURE AMAZONIA'S HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT.

[ LIGHTNING CRASHES ]

JAMIE HAS FALLEN VICTIM TO COLD AND HUNGER...

I'M REALLY HUNGRY.

...BUT HAS FOUND A WAY TO BOOST HER PARTNER IN CRUNCH TIME.

JAKE'S TIRELESS EFFORTS HAVE KEPT HIS TEAM AFLOAT,

BUT AT A HIGH COST.

OOH, BLACKING OUT A LITTLE.

NOW HE AND JAMIE MUST SUCCESSFULLY PILOT THEIR RAFT

TO EXTRACTION BEFORE THEIR FINAL PSR's CAN BE TABULATED.

OH, MY GOD.

**

-HOLY *BLEEP* -WHAT'S GOING ON?

THERE'S, LIKE, 10 DIFFERENT KINDS OF ANTS POURING OUT.

UGH!

HOLY *BLEEP* LOOK AT THEM ALL.

-OH, MY GOD. -OH, MY GOD.

YEAH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET OFF.

HOLY *BLEEP*

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS SPIDER.

[ GASPS ]

WHERE'S MY SPEAR?

OH.

DON'T SAY, "OH." THAT'S PROTEIN.

PUT THAT ON OUR GRILL LATER.

YES, WE ARE SEIZING THE DAY.

**

Jake: I'M NOT USED TO COOKING ROTISSERIE TARANTULA.

IT'S ALL NEW TO ME, BUT JAMIE AND I HAVE FOOD,

AND WE ARE ROCKING IT GOING INTO THIS LAST DAY.

SO BON APPéTIT.

I'M GONNA HAVE A LITTLE LEGGY.

DEFINITELY GET A CHARRED-MEAT FLAVOR IN THERE.

IT TASTES A LITTLE BIT LIKE BURNING HAIR.

BUT A LITTLE PROTEIN PUNCH,

AND CHECK THAT OFF THE BUCKET LIST.

**

Jake: YOU READY TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE?

YEAH, LET'S GO.

-I GOT THE WARRIOR HAT. -ALL RIGHT.

I FEEL LIKE REALLY JUST CAPTURES MY AMAZON WARRIOR SELF.

SO, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH

QUITE A WAYS OF THE MARSHY STUFF.

MM-HMM.

I THINK WE'LL BE FINE, AS LONG AS THE RAFT HOLDS TOGETHER.

Narrator: AS THEY PADDLE THROUGH AMAZONIA'S MAZE OF LAGOONS,

JAKE AND JAMIE MUST AVOID ENTANGLING SNAGS

AND ELUDE UNDERWATER PREDATORS

BEFORE REACHING THE AMAZON RIVER.

THERE, THEY'LL FACE STRONG CURRENTS THAT CAN FLING THEM

FAR OFF COURSE OF ANY RESCUE CRAFT.

ALL RIGHT, I'M, LIKE,

100% NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING IN THIS WATER.

OKAY. OOPSIES.

OH, THAT FEELS PERFECT ON MY BUTT*BLEEP*

Jake: THERE ARE PIRANHA, THERE'S ANACONDA,

THERE'S CAIMAN OUT HERE.

AND YOU DO HAVE TO TAKE THAT INTO SERIOUS CONSIDERATION.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

THAT'S A NICE COLD RAIN.

IT'S FREEZING.

ARE WE STUCK?

YEAH, DEFINITELY FEELS LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GET US OUT.

[ GRUNTS ]

YOU WANT TO TRY TO JUST PADDLE REAL HARD?

YEP, I THINK THAT'S A GOOD PLAN.

READY, ONE -- START TO THE LEFT, AND...

OKAY, NOW GOING BACKWARDS.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

OH, OOP. WHOO!

UNSTUCK AND ON OUR WAY TO FREEDOM.

YES.

-I SEE A BOAT. -NICE.

WE'RE IN THE CURRENT.

Jamie: WHEN WE HEAD INTO THE ACTUAL AMAZON,

THE CURRENT IS SO STRONG,

AND WE HAVE TO GET TO THAT RESCUE BOAT.

THEY'RE NOT COMING TO US. WE'RE GETTING TO THEM.

Jake: WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE REAL PADDLES, IT'S A HUGE CHALLENGE.

SYNCHRONIZE A LITTLE BIT.

WE DIG THOSE OARS DEEP, AND WE PUSH SO HARD.

**

[ SIGHS ]

-[ LAUGHS ] -OH, MY GOODNESS.

AS NEW CHALLENGES COME MY WAY IN MY LIFE,

I WILL REFLECT ON THIS EXPERIENCE.

THIS EXPERIENCE WAS TRUE HARDSHIP, AND NOW I KNOW

THAT WHATEVER I'M FACED WITH, I CAN TAKE ON.

BYE.

Jake: THERE IS A LOT OF THINGS

THAT I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR AT ALL OUT HERE.

AND IF YOU LET THAT OVERWHELM YOU, IT TAKES YOU DOWN.

BUT IF YOU HAVE THE MIND-SET TO ADAPT AND LEARN,

THEN YOU CAN GET THROUGH ANY CHALLENGE.

YES, HIGH-FIVE.

I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D SAY

THAT THE AMAZON WAS ENTIRELY MY BITCH.

I WILL SAY THIS -- IF THE AMAZON WAS A PERSON,

IT WOULD BE THIS, LIKE, REALLY HOT,

BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, EXOTIC WOMAN.

AND THEN YOU GET TO KNOW HER, AND SHE'S JUST THIS HUGE BITCH.

WHOO!

*BLEEP* YOU!

Narrator: OVER THE COURSE OF 21 DAYS IN AMAZONIA,

JAKE LOST NEARLY 20% OF HIS BODY WEIGHT -- 38 POUNDS.

THOUGH HIS HEALTH FADED AND HIS PATIENCE SUFFERED...

I MEAN, THAT'S THE WORST ATTITUDE TO HAVE OUT HERE.

...JAKE NEVER STOPPED WORKING.

AS A RESULT, HIS PSR RISES FROM 7.3 TO 8.0.

DURING HER THREE WEEKS IN THE RAINFOREST,

JAMIE LOST 19 POUNDS.

WHILE THE RAIN AND HUNGER NEARLY DESTROYED HER RESOLVE...

I'M REALLY HUNGRY, AND I'M REALLY TIRED.

...JAMIE RECOVERED AND COLLECTED FOOD VITAL TO THEIR SUCCESS.

WHOO!

Narrator: HER PSR INCREASES FROM 6.0 TO 6.7.

CRUSHING STEREOTYPES AT EVERY TURN,

JAKE AND JAMIE LEAVE NO DOUBT THAT THEY HAVE

THE RIGHT STUFF TO SURVIVE "NAKED AND AFRAID."

I DON'T MISS THE COLD, AND I DON'T MISS THE RAIN.

THIS IS HOME.

DEFINITELY FEELS LIKE THE RIGHT PLACE FOR ME TO BE RIGHT NOW.

IT'S LOOKING LIKE I CAME HOME WITH QUITE A LITTLE SOUVENIR.

LOOKS LIKE I GOT SOMETHING SEXY AND EXOTIC --

SOMETHING LIKE A LITTLE DENGUE OR A LITTLE MALARIA.

MY NURSE CAME INTO MY ROOM AND BROUGHT ME THIS PARTY HAT,

WHICH I WAS KIND OF EXCITED ABOUT UNTIL SHE TOLD ME

THAT IT GOES IN THE TOILET AND SHE WANTS ME TO POOP IN IT.

LET'S JUST MAKE SOME MAGIC HAPPEN.