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Narrator: "naked and afraid" is entering uncharted territory.

[ shouts ]

woman #1: I'm nervous. I've never been out of the united states

man #1: There's not gonna be a second that goes by

that I'm not gonna miss my son.

[ chuckles ] oh, I'm really nervous.

My stomach is just doing flip-flops right now.

Man #2: You ever have one of those "oh [bleep]" moments?

I'm having one right now.

You will fail. You're not gonna make it.

[ thunder crashes ]

man #3: Ugh, this is how you die.

[ gasps ] [ groans ]

woman #2: Never been this drained of

do not go near the river.

[ woman shouts ]

[ shivering ]

man #4: This is a joke. Nobody can do this.

[ shouts ]

[ shivering ]

[ man shouts ] [ retches ]

I can't...Breathe. I'm gonna pass out.

Chalese: Medic!

Woman #4: [ crying ] I don't want to leave.

[ gasps ] [ cries ]

[ both crying ]

woman #5: Craig, you got to stay awake.

You can't fall asleep.

[ woman screams ]

man #5: What the hell did I sign up for?

There's an alligator down here. Julio!

[ woman screams ] oh, my god!

[ crying ] it's really scaring me.

What if she goes unstable at me and tries to, like, hit me?

[ voice breaking ] I'm going nuts.

I can't take it anymore.

[ monitor beeping steadily ] man #6: It's not good.

Can you hear me? You're not okay.

[ crying ] sam.

[ woman screams ]

narrator: One man...

[ howls ]

narrator: ...One woman, exposed and alone...

It's scary.

...At nature's mercy for 21 days...

Aah!

There's a bear outside my shelter.

Narrator: ...With no food...

[ crying ] please don't go.

...No water... I'm hurting real bad.

Narrator: ...No clothes.

There's an alligator down here.

Do they have the skill... Fire!

...And the will to survive...

Steven: I've been naked, but this is

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this is insane.

It's hot as hell.

My name is chalese, I live in salt lake city, utah,

and I work as a recreational therapist.

The outdoors, it's just where I grew up.

I'm a marathon runner. I just did a 100-mile bike race.

I use most of my primitive skills

when I do backpacking trips --

using a bow drill to start fires.

I feel like I'm in a place in my life

where I've done all these cool things,

I've traveled to these cool places,

but I haven't really done anything that I can look back

and say, "wow, that changed my life."

narrator: Chalese's primitive skills

scored at the low-intermediate level.

But her training as an endurance athlete

has prepared her body for a marathon survival challenge.

Her initial primitive survival rating,

or psr, has been set at 6.3.

This is not like home, for sure. I'm not in utah anymore.

Steven: You kidding me?

I get to go out in the middle of nowhere

and build forts and spears and stuff?

This is every american boy's dream right here.

My name's steven. I'm originally from amarillo, texas.

I'm a professional artist. That's how I pay all my bills.

I'm an outgoing, adventurous, pedal-to-the-metal,

"like to do stuff people don't like to do" type of guy.

I like to push it to the limits,

and this is the challenge that I've been looking for.

I'm a strong hunter,

and I'll either use or eat anything I kill.

Nothing goes to waste.

There's no tapping out for this guy, all right?

I'm planning on putting alabama over my knee and spanking it.

Narrator: Steven's superior hunting and trapping skills

and unflappable confidence tested high across the board,

but his arrogance could well be his downfall.

He begins with a psr of 8.0.

Steven: I'm not a quitter.

I mean, I'm steven lee hall jr. I'm kind of a big deal.

Chalese: I don't care about being naked.

I usually am the first to get naked at a pool party.

I don't even know how many people have seen my boobs.

Oh, I wish I hadn't have said that.

Being nude with a man -- I'm actually gay,

so that won't be a problem, really.

Okay. I guess this is what I've been waiting for.

I was engaged to a man, and that just didn't work out.

I recently fell in love with my best friend.

She is a little bit worried

because I still find men attractive.

Obviously, a big, strong man who can provide for me

is a very attractive quality.

I really don't know what I'm getting myself into.

Naked and not afraid yet.

All right.

Time to make like zeus and release the kraken, huh?

Do it.

Honestly, the whole nudity thing doesn't bother me at all.

And I look good, man. Enjoy the view, ladies.

This is the point of being out here,

is being one with nature

and having my way with mother earth, man.

I'm gonna teach her a lesson.

My biggest concern's my partner.

That is my biggest concern.

I want a tough chick.

And, you know, I hope she's attractive,

'cause I got to spend 21 days looking at her.

Hello there. Hey.

You're my partner in crime, huh?

[ chuckles ]

I'm steven. Chalese.

[ chuckles ] nice to meet you.

You all right over there?

I-I haven't seen a penis in a while.

[ both laugh ]

chalese: I completely just stared at his junk,

and that's all I could focus on.

I didn't even know what his face looked like.

I just -- pbht! -- Right to that.

I'm not a nun.

There you go. It won't bite you.

Okay. You'll be fine.

I'm out to my friends, but I'm not all the way out yet.

I've kind of judged myself on the person that I'm becoming.

Being able to open up to somebody else is gonna be huge.

All right, so, looks like I got the map.

Map it up, girl.

Okay, so, looks like we're...

We're, like, right here. Probably west-ish?

Yeah, this dirt roady-road.

I guess we'll go down this hill.

East? Yep.

Okay. And kind of...

Try to make camp somewhere right here?

Yeah. The key is getting down there.

It's gonna be a bitch. It's gonna suck.

It's not gonna be fun.

You ready? Yeah, I'm ready if you are.

We got this. High five.

Let's do it. Let's rock 'n' roll.

Right.

Narrator: Deep in the southern u.S.,

the alabama backwoods are unforgiving and harsh.

Scorched by day, frequent thunderstorms

can drop temperatures more than 50 degrees at night.

Scavenging coyotes prey upon the weak,

while steven and chalese share the foreboding forest

with 500-pound bears and toxic black widow spiders.

Are snakes up in through these parts?

Snakes are everywhere.

But the biggest threat is silent and deadly.

50 species of snake inhabit this state,

including water moccasins and copperheads.

But the king of snake country

is the deadly six-foot timber rattlesnake.

Its unusually long fangs and high venom yield

make it one of the most dangerous snakes

in north america.

Do you want to do anything to protect our feet,

or do you think we should just go?

Um...I'd rather get down in the shade, 'cause it's...

All right. I'll wing it until...

Yeah. Yeah, if you want to stop, you just let me know, okay?

Chalese: I hope my partner's a good hunter.

I am absolutely not.

[bleep]

there's some thorns right there.

Just got a stick up my ass.

[ laughs ]

ooh, that's a thorny little guy.

Yeah, be careful of that one.

Oooh. You little bastards.

Makes me feel so much better cussing at them for some reason.

[bleep] you! [ laughs ]

you want help, sweetheart?

[bleep] these things love me, and they love my nipples.

[ laughs ]

the amount of thorns in alabama is ridiculous.

Oh, you... Ohhhh! Ow!

[ laughs ] you [bleep]

I'm sorry. I don't have a potty mouth unless I'm in pain.

You're good, girl. You're fine.

You're almost home free. 15 feet.

You know, we're naked, you know?

And going through that is not an easy task.

Whoo! All right! High five.

Oh! Okay.

Ah, this is so much better. Thank you.

Oh, you're cut up, too. Oh, yeah.

Got blood everywhere.

Makes you look hard-core. It's good.

I don't need anything to make me look hard-core.

Oh, hey. I'm gonna like you.

All right.

I think you don't know what you got yourself into with me.

Oh, really? To be honest.

You're preaching to the choir, sister.

She's got a mouth on her, and she's funny,

and I think we're gonna get along good. Time will tell.

Oh, look at this. Yeah, here we go.

Water

whoo! I know, right?

It's the best thing ever

high five.

God, I want to bathe in it. I know.

So, how do you feel about sleeping with someone naked?

Oh, you have? In the nature, though?

Okay. And not with someone you don't know. Okay.

I think many of us have slept with someone naked before.

At least I hope so.

He's an attractive man, he's got a nice body.

Steven: It's all good. If we get cold, I'm a cuddler.

We could cuddle. Cuddle all day.

Chalese: If I'm cold, I just want him to like,

just get up all in this.

All right, it's getting dark, so...

Okay. We've been in this creek for a while.

We've been in this creek for a while,

so we're just gonna book it that way.

It's getting late. You know, we're not even close

to where we need to be right now.

So, this area? This is it for tonight?

This looks good. Yeah.

I'll get started on our elevatedness.

We can pull all this out? Yeah.

What we're gonna do is just

put up an elevated sleeping platform,

throw some bedding on there.

Hopefully we can get a fire started.

That'll keep us through tonight anyway.

It won't be the most comfortable thing in the world,

but it'll keep us off the ground.

Okay, don't fail me now, guy.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Here we go.

We got fire. That's huge.

Whoo! All right!

[ sighs ] feels good. First fire, baby.

Chalese: Such a good feeling.

Like, it's such a good feeling to make fire with your hands

and to know you have that for the night.

Just want to bathe in this.

First water to drink. All right.

Well-, well-earned. Well-deserved.

Like, how good is that warm, ashy water?

It's, like, ridiculously refreshing, right?

[ coughs ] kind of burns.

I just drank an ash straight up.

Our goal is to kick some ass

and to do something legendary, I guess.

Well, we're us, so... Yeah, you're right.

That's all we know how to do.

We're a little cocky. Maybe a little too cocky.

You know, it's confidence.

Got a thong going on.

[ laughs ] here, let me see.

[ trills ] look at that move.

Right? So, I can just get it --

I just don't want anything crawling up my vagina.

No, I don't want that either, to be completely honest.

Okay.

You all right? Got some room?

Yeah.

[ animal growling ]

[ rustling ]

[ animal grunting ]

[ grunts ]

wild night.

Wild, wild night.

Oh, so, I'm tired.

Something tried to kill us last night.

This little awesome ninja over here just, like,

bitch slaps an armadillo or something.

[ laughs ] [bleep]

that bitch was, like, right next to us.

She took it like a champ last night.

[ chuckles ] that sounded horrible.

But with all the critters moving around and everything.

She got her little pointy stick and was whipping around.

Pow, pow! Like a damn ninja.

I literally slept with it

because it just made me feel better.

Like, look at that.

Like, see how it's all dead up there?

Yeah, that'll be perfect for a wikiup.

We could use all of that bark

for as high as we can reach.

Steven: Our main goal today,

we're gonna get up at least a walled shelter.

In this environment with the dangerous animals

and insects and all kinds of creepy-crawlies,

we need to adapt to our situation.

I wish my arms were longer.

Yeah, you're tiny.

Chalese: It's tough out here, but we do have

a really strong chemistry, and we do fit really well.

I almost feel like we're the same person in a lot of ways.

Like, I'm the girl version, he's the dude version.

Maybe we just like being around ourselves. I don't know.

You bastard.

There goes the tick.

Was it? Yep.

We're like the same people,

and, you know, she's a chick me, which is cool.

Okay.

Tonight it is cold.

Ooh.

Ohh. That's better.

Steven: God, it was cold last night.

It was the real deal.

You're lucky I have no boundaries,

or else I would not be getting all up on you at night.

Yeah.

It keeps us both warm and comfy, so...

If you listen really closely,

you'll be able to hear my stomach rumbling.

Yeah, we need to find some food.

My tummy's growling.

Your tummy's growling?

Catching something, trapping something is not my strong suit.

I'm not an experienced hunter.

Steven is cocky.

I haven't seen any hunting or anything from him yet.

I just hope he's not full of crap.

I can just walk right here and see if there's anything.

We're pretty tired. We've been walking, I don't know...

I would be fine if we had some food in us, but...

It just keeps going and going and going, huh?

Nice.

Whoo!

Ha, ha! Whoo!

Yes! Yes!

Oh, my god, I'm so [bleep] hungry.

Steven: When I saw it, I knew it was a king snake right off the

they eat other poisonous snakes,

so I mean, they're pretty badass for a non-venomous snake.

Chalese: That was pretty cool.

Crazy thing about snakes is we'll have him for, like,

40 more minutes, and his heart will still be beating.

Really? Yep.

See, look at it. See the heart still beating?

Oh, my god. That's so cool.

Isn't it trippy?

You don't want to overcook it,

but you got to make sure it's done or else.

Yeah, we're good.

What do you think? It's too hot?

No, it's perfect.

Wild that I'm eating a snake right now.

Hell, yeah.

It's good, right?

Chalese: You know, he got the snake,

and, you know, he's a good hunter, and he kicks ass.

This guy's been an awesome partner.

Oh, I'm so happy.

Freezing our [bleep] off, literally.

Yeah.

I just want to get warm.

Ohhh.

These nights are so brutal, it's, like, ridiculous.

But while we have the energy from the snake,

we're gonna go out exploring

and try to find as many resources as we can.

Okay, this is first time up into the higher ground.

Higher ground

isn't that cool?

It looks like a jungle. Look at that.

It does look like a jungle.

Those are some crazy vines.

Way.

Where?

Oh, god, yes.

Yes.

Hey

this is such a great day.

Hell, yeah!

[ gasps ] is it?

Steve: It's very edible. It works great for cordage.

If you smash it up in some water, it can be used for soap.

Big find.

The stem of the yucca is edible, and it's really yummy.

It's taste -- it's like it has a sweet, stocky taste.

Awesome. Shampoo.

Your pits, man... They ripe?

Whew. Yeah?

To make soap out of the yucca root,

you have to first dig up the root,

then you have to peel all of it, get all the outer crust off,

and then you chop it into pieces,

and then you mash it,

and then you have to lay it in the sun to dry out.

Steven: Oh, this place is -- it's gorgeous.

You know, it's quiet, man.

It's like serenity is what it is.

And it's -- chalese: Medic!

Medic! You good, babe?

Medic! Man: Medic!

Oh, I think I need stitches.

Oh, god.

I cut my finger pretty bad.

Nearly chopped my [bleep] finger off.

Can someone confirm we got the medic on the way in?

Nearly chopped my [bleep] finger off.

Can someone confirm we got the medic on the way in?

I was trying to cut some yucca, and -- poof!

Right up my finger.

[bleep] damn it. I can't believe I just did that.

It's okay.

Think of butterflies and puppy dogs

and cookie-dough ice cream

and portuguese snorkels, whatever that is.

[ chuckles ] there you go.

How does it look? It's not that bad.

This is terrifying. That's my girl up there, you know?

We're -- we're partners in crime.

How deep did it go?

So, I can't bathe, really, now.

Guess you'll wash my hair for me.

Steven: I will wash the hell out of that woman's hair.

I will make that woman's hair

like the oil of olay commercials.

So, all you organic-soap lovers -- pfft!

Doing it all wrong. Don't got to buy that [bleep]

come out to alabama, dig up some yucca, smash it with an antler.

Good to go.

Ready? Don't open your eyes, okay?

Are you just squeezing it in?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah!

I can hold the tip so it's not, like...

[ both laugh ] hold the tip, yeah.

[ chuckling ] we are. We're such perverts.

Yeah, girl.

Isn't that cool that it produces bubbles?

It's pretty cool.

I mean, you could really get in there

and massage my head if you want.

Oh, now you're getting just saucy here.

Steven: That yucca soap is awesome.

It worked way better than I thought it would.

It sudded up and everything.

Oh, this is amazing.

And, honestly, getting a bath is a huge morale booster,

and it's cool to know that you can do that

out here in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, no! What?

What?

You're gonna have to do this armpit for me.

Ah, okay.

You're lucky I like you.

They're not that hairy.

It just shows a lot about his character.

It shows how compassionate he can be and, like, a true friend.

Like, a true friend would really do that,

and I appreciate him for it.

[ sighs ]

chalese: Opened up.

Was pretty vulnerable about being in a lesbian relationship,

and it kind of sunk in that coming out these days

shouldn't be scary.

It should be something you're proud of, and I'm proud.

[ voice breaking ] she's such a huge...

Inspiration and motivation for me.

Narrator: So far, chalese and steven

have been existing on very little food.

They are consumed by cravings for essential proteins and fats

their bodies are deprived of.

I'm just praying for a snake.

Tracks?

Yeah, it's a deer. It's running that way.

Why have I not seen any deer?

They don't really come around us.

[ sighs ]

just thinking about food so much.

Pretty hungry.

[ coyotes barking and yipping ]

all right, we woke up early this morning.

Gonna try to catch us an armadillo.

We gonna try.

Hope we get him.

My energy's drained. Yep.

Only way we're gonna find one is if it's running around.

Steven: You know, I've gone up and down this stream.

I've gone north, south, east, and west, so I don't know.

I just -- I don't get it. It's disappointing.

I mean, I know that they're out here.

It just pisses me off.

I do need some protein.

Tomorrow will be our third day without protein.

Yep.

[ coyotes barking and yipping ]

god, I hope I get to use this on something big.

God, I would stab a buck right in the face.

It's crazy, man. You know, I've been so many places.

I've never been anywhere

where I haven't seen any squirrels, any rabbits.

I haven't seen deer scat, boar scat.

The only signs or tracks I've seen are weeks old.

Today, armadillo day.

Right now.

Yeah, I'm hungry.

Narrator: It's been six days since chalese and steven

every hunting trip taxes their exhausted bodies to the limit.

Without a new source of protein, their muscle wastage

will accelerate, leaving them weak and vulnerable.

It's kind of a do-or-die thing today.

Chalese: Almost a week without any real protein sources.

That's a lot of days.

Just be careful where you step, okay?

These sunny spots is where snakes kind of tend to hang out.

Some snakes or something down here.

Nature, like, got its ass handed to it by this guy.

I'm, like, kind of crying for this possum.

I'll still eat it.

I'm starving.

But I'm really sad.

Ohhh.

That's nature. You don't feel bad?

No, I don't feel bad. I'm out here surviving.

All right, I just got to put it in the back of my mind

'cause that's just really sad.

Never in my life would I ever, ever, ever eat possum

unless I'm starving.

I know the meat is high in protein and iron,

but these things are disgusting.

They carry diseases and bacteria

that could take us out completely.

All right, this piece is definitely done.

Cheers.

It's not good. I don't think so.

Is this meat bad?

It tastes diseased.

[ spits ] I don't know.

That is bad.

It is not good.

Hmm.

We probably burned 1,000 calories getting this.

This'll be aggravating if that's all for naught.

Ugh.

Wow. That sucks.

It does suck.

I just hope we don't get sick.

[ coyotes barking and yipping ]

so, you see any movement, just...Let me know.

Narrator: It's now been 10 days

since steven and chalese's last significant meal.

Their bodies are cannibalizing their remaining muscle mass

for the energy needed to keep them alive,

making them weaker and desperate.

Where do you think we should go, babe?

Go, like, at the top of this hill, and we'll see if...

Thought I saw movement.

Holy [bleep]

what?

Look at that.

[ rattling ] [ gasps ] holy [bleep]

that's a timber rattler.

That is one of the most venomous snakes

in north america right there.

How do you want to do this?

I want you to stay back, and I want you to let me do it.

Okay. Okay.

[ grunts ]

give me the machete.

Nice.

Whoo!

Dinner!

Check this out.

Holy [bleep]

that is...Intense, man.

Tell you what -- I feel...

More like a man than I ever have, ever.

Chalese: It took everything to get up this morning.

No energy.

I just got a kind of energy all of a sudden.

Got the heart.

Still beating a little bit. Look at that.

That's sick.

Yeah, you damn right it's sick, girl.

You damn right. You know why?

'cause I'm the king of the forest.

That's why.

What are you gonna do with it?

Make a condom out of it.

Honey, you're not that big of a king of the forest.

I'm sorry. Oh, come on!

Oh, that meat looks so good.

[ gasps ]

how does it taste?

Way better than possum.

Wow! Oh, my gosh!

It's good, right?

It's not bad.

It's so good. Isn't it?

It is so good.

Chewy chicken.

The energy boost from that protein is incredible.

You literally feel you body come back alive.

I ate a rattlesnake heart.

That's primal, dude.

That's about as primal as you can get right there.

That's pretty bad-ass.

[ thunder rumbles ]

see the flashes through our teepee hole?

Yeah, you can see the flashes.

[ thunder crashes ]

got some thunder.

I hear rain

uh-oh.

Wow.

Here it comes.

[ thunder rumbles ]

[ laughing ] oh, man.

Ohhhh.

[ thunder rumbling ]

it's, like, raining buckets.

Survival, man.

Real. Real deal.

[ rain falling ]

narrator: The downpour doesn't let up,

confining steve and chalese to their shelter.

Sunrise.

Kept our fire.

That's good, but...

[ thunder rumbling ]

steven: Last night was the worst night ever.

Like, hypothermia was an actual...Concern.

Like, everything's soaked.

We ended up just covering ourselves in grass.

Chalese: Looks like a tsunami hit us.

The biggest rainstorm I've ever been in.

Ever.

I didn't think I'd get through that night.

The whole ground filled with water.

All of our firewood, our tinder, our kindling --

everything is just soaken.

My biggest fear out here -- to be cold, without fire.

It's kind of like my worst nightmare.

I don't know what's wrong with me. I cannot warm up.

Steven: We got to get that fire back up and going.

It's completely saturated out here.

The only way to find dry tinder is make little shavings

from the inside of sticks.

Before the rain comes back, we have got to get this fire going.

They won't even spark up if they're damp.

Really sucks when everything's wet.

Yeah.

[ thunder rumbles ]

[ thunder crashes ]

narrator: 2 1/2 weeks ago, chalese and steven

were dropped into the remote alabama backwoods

with primitive survival ratings of 6.3 and 8.0.

Chalese has endured despite a painful injury...

Chalese: I think it's really deep.

...While steven has been a huge provider for the team.

It's so good.

Forming a strong bond, they have survived frigid nights,

but a raging storm has left them without fire.

Mother earth -- she's top bitch.

Narrator: With three days remaining,

they are struggling to survive and make it to extraction,

at which time, their final psrs will be determined.

Worst...Night...Ever.

We need to get the fire going.

Chalese: We've been trying since yesterday.

I've never been wet and cold for so long in my life.

Mm-hmm.

I'll go look for some pine over here.

Okay.

It's crucial that we get this fire started.

Sap normally creates a flame pretty quick.

Want to try rubbing sap on it?

Yeah, might as well.

I never tried that before, so...Worth a shot.

I know sap can work really well.

It's like gasoline or turpentine -- super-flammable.

Hopefully this will get the wet tinder started.

We still have three days to go.

[ sighs ] it's exhausting.

Yeah!

Uhp, uhp. Don't be counting blessings yet.

Come on, come on. Light up.

Steven: Getting this fire back up and going is amazing.

Good job, girl.

Thank you.

Such a beautiful sight.

I think that took a woman's touch, there.

Nah, just took my touch.

I suggested sap, and it lighted right up,

so I was feeling pretty good, you know?

I may not be a hunter.

I've definitely proven I have skills and knowledge.

If I don't, then I make it up,

and I use the resources I have and create it.

Been an epic journey.

I've learned more than I could ever learn.

And I'm just ready. I'm ready to go home.

We'll cross the creek... Head for that big tree?

...Big-ass tree on top of a hill.

You ready? I'm ready for this.

Oh, I'm so happy to be -- gonna be wearing shoes.

My feet are pretty strong,

but it's just really bad out here,

so I'm gonna try to just wrap some

on the sensitive part of my feet,

'cause that's what really hurts.

Ready?

I can't believe we have to go through this crap again.

Ow.

All right, big tree, where are you?

Ow! Tuh-tuh-tuh-tuh!

All right?

Even with shoes, walking on this terrain is just brutal.

Ow. Ow, ow, ow.

Oh, you --

ohhh, ow!

Ow! Ooh, yep.

Steven: I'm hungry, and I'm tired.

The thing that's keeping me going

is knowing every single step I take

is one step closer to hitting that extraction point.

God, I need water. Yeah.

I'm, like, quickly dehydrating.

Ooh, this looks rough.

Ugh! How are you not complaining about this?

'cause there's nothing I can do about it.

Ow!

Ooh!

Aah. That was so bad.

That was the worst one. You got this.

[ grumbles ] I know.

Oh [bleep]

I'm ready.

Ow. [bleep]

all right, girl. Come on. I'm trying.

It's right up here. Okay.

That big-ass try right there -- that's got to be the tree.

Oh, is that the tree

it's got to be the tree.

That's it. Come on.

[ sighs ]

that's a tree on a hill if I've ever seen one.

Where's the jeep?

Whoo!

That is [bleep] intense, man.

Oh!

Oh, my god!

Steven: This was, by far, the toughest thing I have ever done.

I'm steven lee hall jr.

I'm kind of a big deal, you know?

But this blows everything I've ever done out of the water.

I'm gonna miss chalese.

She's, like, my little right-hand lesbian wingman.

Oh, man.

Your penis will forever be engraved in my head.

You're welcome.

Chalese: I think he's forever impacted my life

and changed my life for the better.

We're just gonna be lifelong friends.

Whoo!

The thing I'm taking away from this journey

is being proud of myself, not just for accomplishing this

but being proud of where I am in my life,

being proud of who I am.

Narrator: The incredible triumph of surviving three weeks

in the backwoods of alabama

leaves steven 25 pounds lighter than when he began.

Backing up arrogant claims of being king of the forest...

Give me the machete.

...Steven displayed expert primitive skills...

Nice.

...And proved to be an invaluable partner for chalese.

As a result, his psr rises from 8.0 to 8.6.

The punishing survival challenge

also took a physical toll on chalese,

and she lost a total of 24 pounds.

Chalese showed courage in spite of an early setback.

I need the medic!

And her resourcefulness provided warmth for her team

when they needed it most.

You are the firemaster.

Her final psr increases to 6.7.

One man, one woman, one amazing accomplishment.

We're so awesome.

And they did it...