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(wolf howling)

(dark music)

(thunder rumbling)

(ominous music)

(ominous music continues)

(wolf howling)

(dark music)

(door closing)

- Are you sure this is the right address?

- [Driver] Yeah, this is it. Take care, bye.

- Okay. Thanks. (gravel crunching)

If you can hear me, I'm out, I'm outside.

I can't hear you.

- [Person On Phone] Grace. Grace.

- What?

Oh, I have, like, no service here.

- [Person On Phone] Grace, is that you? Hello?

Hello.

Grace, I can't hear you.

Grace, hello, are you there?

I can't hear you now. - Yes, yes.

I can hear you.

I, I'm gonna lose you in a second,

I think. - Hello?

- Where are you guys?

- [Person On Phone] Grace. Oh my God, Grace.

- I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere here.

- [Person On Phone] OMFG.

Are you actually there? OMG.

- Yes. Yes.

Yes, I'm fucking here. Where are you guys?

- [Person On Phone] What?

It's fucking tomorrow, girl.

- What? - It's tomorrow.

It's all in the emails.

Check in is tomorrow.

Hello? Grace?

- What the fuck am I gonna do?

- [Person On Phone] Get a Waymo

back to a Holiday Inn or something.

You need to Hello?

- [Person On Phone] OMFG.

- Fuck.

(werewolf roaring)

(Grace screaming)

(werewolf roaring)

(high-tension music)

(wolf growling)

(Grace screaming)

(wolves roaring)

(high-tension music continues)

(wolf growling)

(Grace screaming)

(high-tension music)

(dire music)

(dire music continues)

(wolf roaring)

(wolf howling)

(dark music)

(dramatic music)

- [Speaker] Ladies and gentlemen,

here comes

the drum, drum, drum, drum.

Drama queen.

♪ Listen up like you should ♪

♪ I'm so hot, I'm so good ♪

♪ I'm coming at ya, coming for ya ♪

♪ I don't need no good deed ♪

♪ I'm exactly what you need ♪

♪ I'm looking at ya, looking at ya ♪

♪ This sounds fearless ♪

♪ I shot princes ♪

♪ I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen ♪

♪ I won't send ♪

♪ I'm hot and ready ♪

♪ I'll be seen in a drum, drum, drama queen ♪

♪ Drum, drum, drama queen ♪

- Okay. - You go first.

And now yours.

- Okay.

Babe, what did you pack?

- I don't know, just a lot of swimsuits, snacks, the use.

- Okay. Sure.

I don't know if this is gonna fit, babe.

- Let's try. I think if we, like-

Push it down. - Okay, okay, okay.

Please, you bitches better not crush my Dyson Airwrap.

- No, wait. It's fine.

It's literally fine.

Oh shit, what was that crunch?

- I will kill you.

I will kill you.

- It's fine. It's, it's literally fine.

- Can we go please, it's fucking freezing out here.

- Honey, it's fucking 70 degrees out here.

- Jeez.

- Tips on making a bunch of suitcases fit in a car.

- Where's Neli?

- Well, if she doesn't show up quick,

her shit's not gonna fit and she's not coming.

Oh, wait, there we go. Perfect.

- Nevermind.

(models screaming)

- Sorry, I had to get that last tape in

for fashion week.

- You just sent it in?

- I literally sent mine in like two weeks ago.

- 'Cause I was busy.

- God, I am so fucking excited for this. I know.

- The calm before the runway storm.

- I know.

- Well then, let's get in the fucking car.

(all screaming)

(upbeat music)

(door closing)

- [Model] Holy fuck.

(models yelling)

(models talking over each other)

- [Model] So hot.

- [Model] Are we there yet?

I cannot feel my ass

I've been sitting here for so long.

- [Model] Hayley, move your leg.

- [Hayley] Okay.

- [Model] There are too many people in this car.

Can I just get out?

- [Model] Can we stop, please? I just want to pee.

- [Model] Please don't tell me this is it.

- The energy in the country is magic. Very, very healing.

I have a feeling this week it's gonna be great for us.

- Oh my God.

- This place does not look like any of the photos online.

Did we get catfished?

- We're in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Do we even have wifi? How am I gonna post?

- That's the point, you guys.

The less city lights we have around us,

the stronger our connection to the moon.

And besides, I know you guys don't like tarot,

but I did a reading and,

I drew the four of cups.

Which means that if we manifest correctly,

the moon can gift us with something big.

Could even be life changing for some of us.

Now, come on. Let's go.

- Let's go. Come on. - We got it.

- You got that, babe?

- Got it, babe. Yeah, I got it.

- Okay, here.

- I got it.

Thank you, sweet girl.

- What the fuck?

- Ew.

- Come on, you guys. It's not that bad.

Okay, what in the hell is that noise?

- Great. There's no power.

That noise you hear, yeah, that is the fucking generator.

- What's a generator?

- Think like, homeless encampment.

- My God, I don't know.

- It's fine. Guys, we're gonna make the best of it.

It's still gonna be a really good time, okay?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are you going?

- I'm gonna go claim

that weird little guest house in the back

because I don't wanna sleep with any of you bitches.

- Are you kidding me?

- No.

- Okay.

Well, we have a little girly pop dinner meetup in 10.

- Okay. 10. - Yes, ma'am.

- Okay. - Okay.

All right guys, find a room.

- I want that one.

- I'll take that one.

- Hey, everyone. It's your girl, Hales.

I just wanted to give you a quick update

on our moon manifestation ritual fake it.

So far so good. We had such a great time getting here.

It's giving, like, rustic chic.

But in a good way, you know?

Like saddle up.

So just wanted to update you guys.

We're gonna have a really big night tonight,

so yeah, we'll see you later. Mwah!

(somber music)

(tense music)

(tense music continues)

- [Model] You know what I mean though?

- Yeah, but I just really don't know anymore.

- Can I borrow your liquor?

- Yeah. Oh my God, I have this best combo right now.

It's like a dark plum cherry girl.

And then it's like this like liquid liner on top.

It's so good.

No, it's so good.

- Eileen, what fuck the is that?

- It's my homemade beet root kombucha.

- [Model] Oh God.

- It is super good for stress

and it's really good for your skin.

- Oh, cool. Can I see it?

- Sure.

Hey, how would you do that?

- It's Langer's tequila or bust, babe.

Take it and drink it.

Okay, cute. Does everyone have one?

- [Model] Yes.

- Okay, bitches.

A toast to all my girlies a much needed batty trip.

We're gonna recharge, get back to nature, connect,

but most of all, get all the content made.

(all hooting)

- And, and, most most of all,

connecting our energy with the moon.

Tonight's full moon happens once every 500 years,

so it's really important that we stay grounded, passionate,

open, and connected to all the good

it's gonna send us tonight.

- Oh, I love that.

- But most importantly,

looking and feeling absolutely fucking hot.

(all cheering)

- That's hot, bitches.

- That's strong, girl.

- That was insane.

- You okay? - It's poison.

- Okay, girls.

So anyway, here's the game plan.

We have, what, five, 10 minutes, maybe nine exactly

to go do your thing, go to the bathroom, decompress,

get ready, put on your face, new fit, maybe.

We'll go do the moon manifestation ritual

and then we'll have a cunt dinner.

- Can I at least have an hour for my hair?

It's fallen just a little.

- It's fine, babe.

But one last rule for this trip.

No men.

And I'm looking at you, Niki, okay?

(all yelling)

You are not bringing your boy toys here

to do all that weird shit with their and dicks and ass.

Like, I just, we're not doing it.

- Which one? - Hey.

- I'm just saying.

- Okay, okay? I promise.

(all laughing)

- Girls?

It's Judith Barnard Dixon.

Ladies? (knocking on door)

- Who the fuck is Judith Barnard Dixon?

- I'm your Airbnb host.

Best Airbnb host in the canyon.

Hello?

- Hello. - Oh. Hi.

Oh my, you girls are so pretty.

- So are You.

- Ah, thank you, sweetie.

Well, I just wanted to pop by

and wish you all a really great stay.

So is everything going well here?

You have everything you need?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

How about some handsome men?

- Are there any around here?

- Not since I dumped him in '89.

(all laughing)

Well, I won't take up any more of your time,

but if there's anything you need,

my number's right there on the fridge.

- Also, Judith, I noticed

that the photos online look very different than the place.

- Yes.

My grandson plugged them into AI.

Just a little spruce up, you know?

- Oh yeah.

- Slightly.

- Yeah.

- Okay well, oh, I might be back

at some point to bring you some fresh towels.

So please give me a super host five star, you know, rating.

- Yeah. - You got it.

- [Model] Five stars.

- God bless you all.

Remember, five stars.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

(models cheering)

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye.

- Okay, get inside.

Come on. Come on.

Stop, stop.

She's been manifesting.

- She's familiar.

(dark music)

(wolf howling)

(person screaming)

(wolf growling)

(eerie music)

(ominous music)

(wolf roaring)

(wolf roaring)

Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century.

Please provide us with safety, healing, positive energy

and protection over this next cosmic cycle.

- Eileen, okay look, I'm sorry.

I just, we're literally inside on a bed.

There's no moonlight coming in here.

I just don't really see how this is gonna.

- Hayley, that was the best one.

Now we're gonna have to start all over.

- [Hayley] I'm sorry, I just want it to be good for you.

- Yes, okay.

I checked with my guru in Miami

and he said that we'd be able to feel it.

And I asked ChatGPT and it said the same thing too.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Well, do we, like, look cute at least?

- Yeah.

- Is it giving? - Yeah.

Actually, Niki, if you wanna, like,

lean forward just a bit, I think the girlies

would show a little better.

- Better? - Yes.

Much better. Okay, are you guys ready?

- Yeah. - We're ready.

- Good evening, my beautiful followers

and welcome to our Full Moon ritual.

If you don't already,

make sure you follow my beautiful sisters.

I'll tag them below.

But for now, grab your sage sticks

and join us for our final ceremony.

We'll start with a deep cleansing breath.

(all inhaling)

Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century.

Please provide us with safety, healing, positive energy

and protection over this next cosmic cycle.

And now, we'll solidify all of our intentions.

- I manifest positivity.

- I manifest luck.

- I manifest wealth.

- I manifest beauty.

- And I manifest eternal safety for us all.

(wolves howling)

- What was that?

- Girls, do you know what that was?

That was a beautiful sign from the universe.

She's listening to us.

(models cheering)

And that concludes our ceremony.

Thank you all for joining.

- Bye.

- Okay, that was it.

We still got it, we still got it on that one.

- You guys, that sounded like coyotes, like a lot of them.

- Can we just take shots now?

- Literally, yes. I want that so bad.

- Yeah, I'm done.

- Okay. We got it?

- Let's go.

- So cute.

- It's so good. - It's perfect.

- Okay.

- Tag us.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- [Model] Oh, yes.

Your abs are actually killing me.

- [Model] It's okay.

- [Model] Oh, my God.

- Yes. - Yes, you look good.

- Okay, just pop your ass a little bit.

- Like this?

- Yes. - Oh, yes.

- [Model] She's so hot.

Her face is gone.

- [Model] So good. So good.

- Oh, cute. Is it cute?

You got it?

Get like, four more.

- [Model] No, it's so-

- [Model] Oh, that's so good.

- Our video already has 5,000 likes.

- 5,000? That's insane.

So your whole moon thing actually worked?

- Yeah.

- Niki, you reposted it, right? I didn't check yet.

- I did.

- Niki, did you repost it?

Niki? Hello.

Earth to Niki.

Niki, did you repost the video? Hello?

- Niki.

- What? Jesus.

- Did you re-share the video?

- Yeah, I'm doing it right now.

- Okay. Who are you texting?

- What?

- [Hayley] Bitch, you heard me.

- Just one of my subs from OnlyFans.

He's a Saudi prince.

- Oh.

- What the fuck?

- I just, I don't really know how you can do that.

- What, OnlyFans?

- Yeah.

- I made, like, 20 grand in one month, that's how.

- 20 grand? What the hell are you showing on there?

- Almost nothing. Almost nothing.

It's only feed pics.

The occasional bikini pic.

- Whatever. It's free money.

You should try it sometime now.

You've got the tits for it.

- No, no, not me. I'm not really into that kind of thing.

- She's too pure.

- I'm not pure.

Oh, okay, fine.

Fine. - Oh.

- Cheers.

(models cheering)

- Oh.

- Okay, fine. Maybe I'm a little pure.

- Well, I for one, am unpure and proud.

And I'm signing off.

- Wait, where the hell are you going?

- I have content to make.

- Seriously?

Now?

Tonight's supposed to be about togetherness.

- No, seriously, you can't leave.

- Listen.

I have a guy from Saudi Arabia

who is paying my rent in full every single month

and all I have to do is send him one foot pick a day.

- That's insane.

- I know.

- Fair enough. - Thank you.

Okay, I love you all.

And I will see you in the morning.

- Bye. - Love you.

- Guys, don't kill me,

but I think I'm gonna call it a night, too.

I just wanna go on a quick jog to burn off the pizza.

- Wait, are you kidding me?

What the hell is going on?

Why do you even wanna go for a run right now?

It's disgusting out there and it's, like, freezing.

- Don't worry, I'll just be on the property

and I have my pepper spray.

Just a couple quick sprints, and then I'll go right to bed.

Come on, there are gonna be more hours,

we can take tequila shots and talk shit all we want

this whole weekend, I promise.

I love you guys. Goodnight.

- Bye.

- Love you. Be safe. - I will.

- Okay.

Well, they left,

but that doesn't mean that the three of us

can't keep the party going, eh?

- Okay. Okay, fine.

- Wait, I want to go again.

- Okay.

- Yeah, number, what, eight of the night?

- Okay. Okay.

(models screaming)

(dark music)

(dark music continues)

(Tina panting)

(ominous music)

(ominous music continues)

(wolf howling)

(spooky music)

(spooky music continues)

(light music)

(light music continues)

(phone ringing)

(Niki clearing her throat)

- Hello.

- [Boy Toy] What's up, babe? How's my favorite (indistinct)?

- Oh nothing, just working.

- [Boy Toy] Always grinding.

I like that.

Why don't you come outside?

- Jake? No.

No, no. I told you.

- [Jake] Chill. God damn, so quick to freak out.

- How the hell did you even find me here?

- [Jake] Chill, sexy thing. Chill.

How would you remember when you got too drunk

and we had to share locations with each other in Miami?

- Ooh.

Right.

- [Jake] Get out here and sneak me in.

My dick's gonna freeze off.

- You're so bad.

- [Jake] But you love it and you know you do.

Now hurry up.

- Yeah, sometimes.

- [Jake] I don't want to be around

those cock-blocking witches anyways.

- Okay, fine. I'll be right there.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

- Jake? (gasping)

Fuck. God, you scared me.

- Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

My little snow angel.

- You like it?

- Hell yeah.

- Good.

Now, take me inside because mama needs to get warmed up.

- Me too.

(door closing)

(high-tension music)

- Did you miss me?

- Of course.

I couldn't stop thinking about you.

- Down, boy.

Down down.

(sexy music)

(sexy music)

(sexy music continues)

- [Jake] God damn.

You are so fire.

- Who, little old me?

- Yeah.

(sexy music continues) (lyrics muffled)

(sexy music continues)

(sexy music continues)

- That ass

is crazy.

- The girls find you here, they'll kill you.

You're worth dying for.

(sexy music continues)

(sexy music continues)

(sexy music continues)

- So, how do you want me?

- From behind?

- Naughty boy.

Come here.

(sexy music continues)

- God.

You are so good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- All good. - Perfect.

- Yeah. Say it again.

- You look perfect.

- Good boy.

Do you have a condom?

- A what?

- A condom, babe.

- Do we have to?

- That depends.

Do you want to have sex tonight

or do you just wanna sit here and talk?

- Yeah. Yeah, I got one.

- Good.

- What should I do next?

- I want you to take my panties off

with your teeth,

slowly.

(sexy music)

- Yeah. - Uh-huh.

- Yes.

(wolf growling)

- Love it.

(wolf growling)

Oh yeah, growling daddy. I like it.

Ooh, yeah, I love it.

Okay babe, not that slow.

(Jake yelling)

(wolf growling)

(high-tension music)

(Niki screaming)

(wolf roaring)

(eerie music)

(eerie music)

- Hello, my little angels.

I hope you're having an amazing weekend full of festivities,

but most importantly, fitness.

I'm on a little night jog, as you can see.

I did half a mile sprints, some lunges,

and of course, my Tina squats.

Anyways, it's a little dark out here

and a little freezing, so I'm gonna go back inside.

But like I always say, there are no days off.

I will see you in the morning for the AM stretch video. Bye.

(wolf howling)

(tense music)

Fuck that.

(wolf growling)

- I just have to say the last guy

that Niki brought home was a actual sewer rat.

(all laughing)

- Gross.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Okay, okay, so talk about trash

or men, whatever, both same thing.

- [Neli] Same thing, same thing.

- Let's do Fuck

Marry

Kill.

I hate that game.

- I know, I know. Okay.

So we're gonna go with a a John Cena,

or Jake Paul

and Quentin Tarantino.

- Okay. Okay.

Shoot Jake Paul in the face 10 times.

And

fuck Quentin Tarantino and marry John Cena.

I said it. I said what I said.

- What? John Cena?

It's disgusting.

- No. I think he would be a gentleman.

- Ew, I can't. I really.

Okay, what about you, Nell?

- I feel like I agree with Eileen.

Obviously I would shoot Jake Paul square in the face

and

I guess I'd sleep with John Cena

and marry Quentin Tarantino.

- I don't know. - It's so bad.

Just like, he is like a kid.

- It's your turn.

(dramatic music)

(mysterious music)

(mysterious music)

(mysterious music continues)

(wolf growling)

(tense music)

(Tina sighing)

(mysterious music)

(Tina coughing)

- Where the fuck am I?

Where the fuck?

(dramatic music) (Tina gasping)

What the fuck?

(Tina shuddering)

Hello?

Hello, are you there? Sir?

Sir, are you there?

Hello?

I, I, I swear I didn't see anything, I promise.

I didn't see your face.

This is so fucked.

I just want to go home.

If you can hear me,

I, I just want you to know that

I actually, I really love true crime

and I, I think killers are really cool.

And, and, and I won't tell anyone if you just let me go,

like, I can actually make you super famous.

Like I have a ton of followers

and they would love you, I swear.

(dark music)

(Tina whimpering)

Please?

Please!

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music continues)

(bone crunching)

(suspenseful music)

(Tina screaming)

(wolf growling)

(wolf roaring)

(Hayley screaming)

- [Hayley] Fuck that.

- That sounded kinda close.

(wolf howling)

Did Tina come back inside?

- I, I think so.

I heard the door open and close earlier.

- You sure?

- Yeah. Yeah, I heard it too.

- Yeah.

- Okay. Great.

She's probably back, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- It's fine.

- It's literally a raptor.

- [Hayley] Twirling out there.

- Okay. Great.

- Honestly, she's probably bending it

down and dirty in the back.

(Neli laughing)

- Oh my gosh. - She likes it.

Okay, on that note, Neli pours some shots.

(models yelling)

(models squealing)

(dark music)

(eerie music)

(wolf growling)

(eerie music)

(dark music)

(dark music)

(dark music)

(suspenseful music)

(dark music)

(Tina screaming) (wolf roaring)

(high-tension music)

(wolf roaring)

- [Hayley] Oh, my God.

- Good morning.

- Oh.

- You want a shot of Langer's tequila?

- Oh my God.

Bitch, do not ever say that word to me again.

I feel like I'm gonna vomit, honestly.

- [Neli] Yeah, me too.

- Do you know what time it is?

I have no idea where my phone is.

- Yeah, I can't find mine either.

I think the stove clock says it's 2:00 p.m.

- Ugh. Did you say 2:00 p.m.?

I think I'm gonna die.

- What time does your phone say?

- Mm, I don't know. I think it's inside or something.

How much did we drink last night?

- A lot.

- I can't believe all the pizza I ate.

- You want some eggs?

Okay.

- Are those vegan?

- Girl, you literally drank, what,

an entire liter of tequila last night

and had six or seven slices of jalapeno pepperoni.

I don't think it matters where the egg came from.

- Oh, don't remind me.

- [Hayley] Oh fuck.

- Jesus.

- Bitch, are you okay?

- I do not feel good.

The sun is killing me.

- You don't look good either.

(suspenseful music)

I mean, you're always pretty, but-

- Yeah, okay.

I know I look like shit.

- [Eileen] Okay.

- Do you know where Tina is?

- Who?

- Tina, your best friend since, like, forever.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go back to bed for a while.

- Well, let us know if you want us to wake you.

- No.

No. - Okay.

(tense music)

- What the fuck?

(tense music)

- Do you think it's COVID?

- It's definitely something.

- Okay well, I can't get sick.

I have a media casting next week.

- Oh my God, love.

I have some immune defense organic

elderberry pills in my purse if you want some.

- Yeah, totally.

- They cause, like, a little bit of bloating, but-

- Okay, fuck no.

- It's worth it.

- This entire trip is turning out to be a disaster.

- No, it's not. We just need to manifest better.

- She's right.

We just need to, you know, take it all in

and just make the best of the vacay.

I'm gonna check on Tina and see where she is.

POB.

- That's the spirit.

Oh my God.

This is so good.

- You want some more? I made tons of them.

- Oh my God. What did you put in this?

- Nothing really. Salt, pepper, cook them in butter.

- Butter?

- Yeah.

What?

- Trying to kill me?

Oh my God, what is wrong with you?

- It's just butter. - Oh my God.

- I don't see the problem.

- Oh, butter? - Yeah.

- What?

- Okay, so Tina's not in her room.

Do we know that she came back last night?

- Yeah.

We were kinda blacked out, but where else would she be?

Have we tried calling her?

- Nobody has a phone.

- Okay, don't get snippy with me. I just had butter.

This is not a time I can handle anything but positivity.

- Okay, maybe she went on another run.

- You guys are right.

This is turning into a total disaster.

I mean, we slept basically the whole day away.

It's gonna be nighttime soon.

We've got one friend missing,

one friend who has COVID or something.

This is just-

- Now, look. Okay.

Niki, that bitch is built like a tank. She's gonna be fine.

And Tina, she's getting shredded out there. It's okay.

And look, all three of us, AOK.

- Yeah, AOK, minus being horrifically hung over.

- Okay, let's switch up the vibe, maybe go inside,

do some face masks, watch a movie.

You can choose.

- Really? Okay.

I mean, I was watching TikTok the other day

and they were advertising this one called "Trancers."

Supposed to be like cute, kinda weird, super retro vibes.

- Okay, I love old movies.

- It's like from the '90s.

- Oh.

- Oh, so like elder.

- Yeah.

But I love a black and white movie.

- Oh. Yeah. - Okay. I'm down.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Cool. - Let's go.

- Check the vibes. We're fine.

- Yeah. We'll, we'll clean that up later.

(dark music)

(dark music escalating)

- Hello?

Jake, where are you?

Jake?

Where are you?

(wolf growling)

Help me please.

(bone crunching)

(spooky music)

Please help me.

(Niki screaming)

Don't have come any closer.

No!

No, no, no.

(wolf roaring)

No.

(high-tension music)

- [Actor 1] Can we can step outside?

- [Actor 2] Yeah, sure.

- [Actor 1] No, come on, you said that making love to me

was like the ethereal union of two lost souls.

- Bet it was. - What?

- [Actor 2] I mean, lost souls, yeah.

- What are you doing?

- Dry hair's for squids. Let's get out of here.

- Oh. Can Jack just get it?

- [Hayley] I mean, every day.

- Oh baby.

(both talking)

- [Eileen] No.

- I want four.

- Oh, why four?

- You have to be with a man to have a kid, Neli.

- Okay.

- Not in this day and age.

- What?

- Oh my God.

- My last date was like two months ago, guys.

- Oh my God.

- Hey Santa, are you listening?

- Oh, God.

- What's wrong?

(high-tension music)

- He's a trancer.

- Oh. - Huh?

- [Model] Oh, sure.

(gun firing)

- Oh shit.

- Hey, Mom. He shot Santa Claus.

- This is why I'm a Jew.

- So toys aren't coming this year.

(muffled speaking)

You guys, I've been too long without my phone.

I don't think I can watch movies without it anymore.

- Same.

- Okay. Well, maybe one of us could go get it.

- 100%.

- Oh.

- Please.

(all talking)

- Fine, I will go look.

- Thank you.

- [Actor 1] You're a cop from the future

and you're chasing this guy, Piker.

- You're Jewish?

- Yes.

We do Shabbat at my house all the time.

(dramatic music)

(crunching)

(dramatic music)

(ominous music)

(wolf roaring)

- Hiawatha this is my dance.

- Who's the old fuck?

- Can't believe this movie's in color.

- Yeah, I thought the '90s, like, they only had radio.

- Guys, I can't find her phones anywhere.

- What?

- I looked everywhere. They're not here.

- What the fuck?

Okay, is Tina fucking with us?

- Now way, Tina wouldn't fuck with us.

I mean, I don't know.

- Okay, well, where is she?

It's pitch black out.

- Okay, why don't I go outside and look for her?

- Oh, would you do that?

- I'd do it for you.

- Okay. - Wish me luck.

- Okay, luck. Be safe.

- [Hayley] I mean, she's been running for, like, 18 hours.

- She's just really healthy.

(ominous music)

- Tina?

Tina?

Tina?

(dark music)

Tina?

Where is she?

(ominous music)

Tina,

are you here?

(dire music)

(Neli screaming)

- Neli? - Oh my God.

(dire music)

- Neli?

(Neli screaming and gasping)

- Neli? - Neli, what's wrong?

Neli, honey, what's wrong?

(Eileen and Hayley screaming)

(high-tension music)

(high-tension music)

(dark music)

- Okay. We need to get the fuck out of here now.

Girls, there is a fucking serial killer outside, okay?

We need to go.

We need to get in the car and get the out of here.

- Tina.

What the fuck is happening?

Oh, God. (crying)

- Okay.

All right, listen. Where are the keys?

We need to get the keys, get in the car,

get the fuck out of here.

- You didn't see? - See what?

- The keys were out there broken next to our phones.

- So much blood.

- Okay, this is what we're gonna do.

We need to arm ourselves, okay?

Look, I know what we saw out there was fucked up,

and we can talk about that later, all right?

But there's a real fucking serial killer out there.

We're trapped.

So we need to find shit and arm ourselves, okay?

Let's go. - Okay.

(dark music)

- [Hayley] All right. We got this.

- Yes, we do.

- Honestly, I don't think that I can.

I mean, you're a Virgo and you're a Capricorn.

Of course you guys are gonna make it.

I'm a fucking Pisces.

I just want to go home to the beach or something, I just-

Go ahead.

I'm a model, I am too pretty to die.

- Well look, nobody is dying, okay?

- Hayley's right.

We're gonna get through this together.

- I just don't understand. I drew the four of cups.

It was supposed to be life-changing, not life-ending.

The manifestation isn't working and I'm-

- Elaine, shut the fuck up about

the goddamn manifestation bullshit.

Do you see the situation we're in right now?

There's a fucking serial killer outside.

I need you to drop the fuck in, okay?

No manifestation is fucking us right now.

Okay?

We're gonna be okay.

- Promise?

- I promise.

(tense music)

(ominous music)

(wolf howling)

(ominous music continues)

(tense music)

(tense music continues)

- What the fuck?

(Niki gasping)

Oh, God.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

(Niki gasping)

(suspenseful music)

No, no.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I have a runway next Friday.

(high-tension music)

Fuck.

Fuck!

Oh, God.

(high-tension music)

(Niki growling)

(dramatic music)

(Niki shuddering)

(dire music)

(Niki babbling)

(neck cracking)

(Niki grunting)

(ominous music)

(Niki screaming)

(ominous music continues)

(Niki growling)

(Eileen exhaling)

- God.

I don't think I've ever gone this long

without my phone in my life.

- Oh my God. I know.

I can't believe we're dealing with this right now.

Like, what the fuck?

- I think that we should stick together,

find a main highway and just wave a car down

and someone will help us.

- No. Are you kidding me?

We're not going outside.

Seriously, the killer could be literally outside the door.

It's better if we stay inside, that way we know we're safe.

- Actually, I think she's right.

I'm just saying, if we stick together, like you said, then

we might actually have a shot.

It's three against one.

- Yes.

- Give me your hands.

- No.

- Give me your hands. - No.

- It's better with three.

You know it's better with three.

- [Hayley] No. No.

- I'm gonna manifest our safety.

- We're not doing it. No.

- Fine, I'll manifest it alone.

(acoustic guitar music)

(wolf roaring) (all gasping)

(wolf roaring)

- Do you, do you think that's the serial killer?

Some crazy fucked up psychopath?

- I don't know.

- I think it was a coyote. Oh my God.

Thank God.

- Okay, and why is that a good thing?

- It's a coyote.

They're a spiritual animal.

That means it's a good omen.

- Oh, my God. Can you stop with this shit already?

Seriously, you have to knock this shit off.

No more rituals, manifestations,

beet root chakras up your ass is gonna save us right now.

Get in the game. Jesus.

- You don't know that.

- Oh my God.

Okay look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

Look, I'm scared.

I'm angry. I'm starving.

I'm sorry.

- It's fine.

I get it.

I mean, maybe you're right.

I don't know, if I had my phone

I could check ChatGPT

and then I could get us out of this situation.

- I know.

(banging on door) (models screaming)

- Okay, nobody.

Whatever it is out there,

if it comes in, we're gonna have to fight it together, okay?

We can do it.

- Okay.

(tense music)

- [Judith] Hello, ladies?

Anybody home?

- What?

- Girls?

(ominous music)

It's Judith Dixon.

- Oh, thank God.

- No. - Sit down.

- Why?

- She could be the fucking killer.

- Oh my God. (knocking on door)

- Yoohoo? Ladies?

Hey, I brought you some towels like I said,

and I made you some cookies too.

- Oh shit. They could be poisoned.

- Are they vegan? - Come on.

- I was just asking.

- You're not eating that shit.

Okay. Go look.

- Go look. Me?

- Go, yeah, go.

- Just go. You wanted a cookie.

- Come on.

- Fine.

(ominous music)

(ominous music continues)

(ominous music continues)

- What do you see?

- What's she doing?

- Standing?

- Okay.

- Okay well, I'll just leave them

out here by the door then.

Okay well, hope everything's okay in there.

(ominous music)

- Is she leaving?

- Bummer.

- She's leaving. She's going to the front, go to the front.

Go to the front.

- Oh, okay.

(ominous music)

- [Eileen] She could be our only way out of here.

- [Hayley] Yeah, or the fucking killer.

(ominous music)

(wolf roaring)

(models gasping)

- What the fuck is that?

(wolf roaring)

(high-tension music)

- Look, asshole.

I've been through too much in my life.

You do not scare me.

I'm not afraid of you.

(wolf growling)

Go ahead and growl.

- Tell him, Judith.

- You want my friends, my guests,

you're gonna have to go through me!

(high-tension music)

- What the fuck?

- I said stand back.

Go back to the depths of the hell you came from.

(Judith screaming)

(wolf roaring)

(wolf roaring)

(models screaming)

(high-tension music)

(banging into car)

(Judith yelling)

(wolf growling)

(Judith screaming)

(windshield smashing)

(wolf roaring)

(dire music)

(models screaming)

- Oh my God.

(high-tension music)

- Oh my God.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

- Was that an old wolf?

- Wolves don't stand on two feet.

I think it was a werewolf.

- A what? Are you insane?

- Think about it.

The moon, the howling, the alpha.

- Guys.

(dark music)

- It's okay if you have to vomit, just do it.

- No.

Where's Niki?

- How the fuck has she not woken up from all this?

We have to check on her.

- No.

As you can see, we're not going outside right now.

- Did you see the way they ran off?

She's our friend.

We can't just leave her out there.

- I agree.

(somber music)

- Okay. Then we all go together.

- Okay.

- Okay.

(dark music)

(wolf howling)

(knocking on door)

- Babe?

Niki, are you in there? We need to talk.

(Niki growling)

- Oh. - Thank God.

- That sounded weird.

- [Niki] Do not come in.

- Oh, she's really sick.

- She's not feeling well.

Maybe we just don't tell her right now.

- Niki, we really need to talk to you.

We know you're not feeling well, but it's important.

- [Niki] Go away.

- What the hell?

Okay, Niki, seriously,

I need you to open the door.

If you don't open it, I'm gonna pop the lock.

- [Niki] Go away.

- I warned you.

(Niki roaring)

(Hayley screaming)

- Oh my God. What the fuck?

(all yelling)

- Holy shit, help me hold the door.

I can't hold the doors.

(models yelling)

- Oh my God, this is insane.

- Wait, I can't tell if she's pushing anymore.

- I don't think so.

- Oh my God, is there a door out from her room?

- Oh please no.

- I hope not.

- Do we check?

- No we can't, are you crazy?

There's a fucking monster out here.

- We should. We need to know if she's in there.

Okay, I'll peek in.

- Are you fucking insane?

- Good luck, babe.

(eerie music)

(Niki roaring)

(high-tension music)

(models screaming)

(high-tension music)

(high-tension music)

- Sit down, sit.

(Neli gasping)

- Oh my god, oh my God, oh my God.

- It hurts so bad.

- Eileen, go get a first aid kit, now.

- Am I dying? It's bleeding so much.

- No, you're not gonna die.

Bitch, go.

- Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna lift it up

a little bit since the blood drips down, okay?

- I'm gonna turn into a fucking monster.

I'm gonna start growing hair on my face.

- No, no, no, no, you're not. I will not let that happen.

It's gonna be okay.

Don't even think about that right now.

- I can't believe this is happening to me.

- I've got you.

I'm gonna take care of you, okay?

We're gonna go to the hospital.

I just gotta get that old bitch with the keys.

No, no, I can't go to the hospital.

It's gonna cost too much.

- No, soft money, I'm gonna cover it. Don't worry about it.

- Okay. There.

- Seriously?

What the fuck even is this?

- I couldn't find a first aid kit,

but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.

- I really am gonna die.

- I'm sorry.

- No, you're not.

I've got you, okay?

This is gonna sting a bit.

(Neli screaming)

- I know. I know.

(Neli screaming)

(soft music)

- Neli.

Did she pass out?

- Neli?

What's happening?

- What, babe? - I'm turning.

- Oh my God.

(wolf howling) (models screaming)

- What is it?

(ominous music)

- I can't save you.

- What do you mean?

(dire music)

- I'm gonna turn into one of them soon.

I can go out and distract it

and you guys can make a run for Judith's car.

- No. No, we can't just leave you.

Everything is gonna fine.

Okay, we just, we just need to wait until the sun comes up.

- No, you're gonna have to.

I'm gonna turn into what Niki was soon and,

and you saw what she did to me.

I can't do that to you.

- [Hayley] No. No, no, no, no.

We're not gonna leave you here.

- I'll be okay.

(dire music)

I can just feel it.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah. I'm gonna be fine.

I just, I just want you two to get out of here.

- We're gonna come back for you.

(ominous music)

- Give me the pendant.

- What? Why?

- Because it can kill werewolves.

- I thought that was garlic.

- That's vampires, you dumb bitch.

- Okay, fine.

(tense music)

- [Hayley] Give it.

(tense music)

- I also have colloidal silver spray.

I normally use it for healing, but-

- I'll take it.

- Okay, I'm gonna run out there first,

and then I'm gonna distract them

and then you guys make your break for the car.

Got it? - Got it.

- I love you guys.

I'll be fine. Don't worry about me.

- Okay.

- Thank you so much.

(dark music)

(eerie music)

- God, she's so brave.

(tense music)

(door closing)

- I'm here.

Come and get me.

(tense music)

Is this what you want?

Come and get me.

I'm here. Hello?

Come and get me.

Hello?

I'm here. Come and get me.

Hello?

(tense music)

(Neli gasping)

(wolf growling)

(heavy footsteps)

(high-tension music)

(Neli gasping)

(wolf growling)

(Neli screaming)

(wolf growling)

(Neli screaming)

(high-tension music)

(wolf roaring)

(models screaming)

- Fuck.

(wolf roaring)

(high-tension music)

- Come on, girl. We have to go.

(models screaming)

(tense music)

(wolf growling)

(Hayley screaming)

(wolf roaring)

(gasping) Fuck the (indistinct).

(Eileen screaming)

(high-tension music)

(Eileen screaming)

(wolf roaring)

(high-tension music)

(Hayley screaming)

You fuck.

(wolf roaring)

(high-tension music)

(Eileen screaming)

(dire music)

(wolf roaring)

(wolf roaring)

(high-tension music)

(wolf roaring)

(high-tension music)

(wolf roaring)

(wolf roaring)

(Hayley screaming)

(wolf roaring)

(high-tension music)

- Take that, you animal fuck!

(high-tension music)

(high-tension music continues)

(Hayley panting)

(ominous music)

(dark music)

(dark music continues)

(Hayley panting)

(birds chirping)

(bird cawing)

(dog barking)

(Hayley panting)

(dog barking)

(dog barking)

(Hayley panting)

- Hey, girl. (Hayley gasping)

Oh, relax, bitch.

Oh my God. (shuddering)

I slept like a baby, but I had some crazy fucking dreams.

(Niki chuckling)

What did you guys get into last night?

Do you want to fill me in and we go take pictures

and make a picture or whatever?

(tense music)

Where are the other girls?

(Hayley screaming)

(tense music building)

♪ Listen up like you should ♪

♪ I'm so hot, I'm so good ♪

♪ I'm coming at ya ♪

♪ Coming for ya ♪

♪ I don't need no good deed ♪

♪ I'm exactly what you need ♪

♪ I'm looking at ya ♪

♪ Looking at ya ♪

♪ You sound fearless ♪

♪ The shot princess ♪

♪ I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm always steady ♪

♪ I'm hot and ready ♪

♪ I'm waiting in a drum, drum, drama queen ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Drum, drum, drama queen ♪

(dark instrumental music)

(dark vocal music)

(dark music continues)

(dark music continues)

(dark music continues)

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(dark music continues)

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