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Hey guys, welcome to SpyFam. What up?

Can you guys introduce yourself?

My name is Alisa, I'm Ukrainian, and I've been here for just four years.

Still picking up the language.

Awesome. Yeah, I'm just enjoying being here.

How are you, dude?

I'm Axel Hayes.

Nice. Yep.

Sweet.

Short and sweet.

I'm not from Ukraine.

All right, so we're going to play a little game today.

You know, everybody knows the scenes, right? Like the stepson gets advice on

the girls, you know, gets advice about girls, you know, accidentally walking

into the step world, taking a shower. And of course, the tried and true

getting stuck in the washer and dryer, right?

So, you know, these are the classics, the Shakespeare of our time, right?

So today, we have two brave individuals, Alyssa and Axel.

You know, and you are going to perform them, okay?

Live, unrehearsed, in front of the camera.

You know, are you guys actors, per se?

I mean, I've done it a couple times.

I would say yes.

You know, are you prepared?

Probably not, right?

Actually, I've been going to acting school for like two months in Ukraine.

Okay.

It does care.

She's more prepared than me there.

Two more months than the average person. So, are you guys ready?

Yep. Welcome to the Porno Director's Cut. So we're going to start the scene

here momentarily and kind of set you guys up here. So as you can see, there's

a washer-dryer behind you.

That will be the first scenario we're going to act out. The first scenario

will involve the sepsis getting stuck.

in the dryer so we're going to talk you through Alyssa what we want you to do

and you just kind of do it per the instructions Axel we're going to ask you

to step away for a second because you will be stepping in when she's screaming

and asking hoping that you need help asking for help so we'll have you step

off behind us here for a second with the clothes in your hand okay and you're

going to walk over and you're going to put the clothes in the dryer you're

going to close the door you're going to try to start it but it doesn't work

When it doesn't work, you open the dryer and you stick your head in to see if

there's something wrong inside.

When you do that, you get stuck.

And when you're stuck, now you're going to panic.

And you're going to scream for help.

And the only person that can help you is your stepbrother.

Even a nice pound on the top. What the hell is happening here?

There we go, oh you're stuck

Who's

here to help what's his name Oh My

god steps is what are you doing in the

dryer?

You can't get out of there? No.

Help me out.

Axel, I definitely want you to check out her body.

Yeah. A little bit. That's totally cool.

Go ahead.

Um, yeah, sure.

You look pretty stuck in there.

Yes, I mean, how?

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Maybe grab on the thighs a little bit. Just try to get a feel-ski. Try to have

an excuse to feel her out a little bit, right?

Mm-hmm.

You can't get a good grip. Now you're going to pull her skirt up all the way

so you can grab the whole skirt and pull her by the skirt. You're going to put

the skirt all the way up.

I can't get a good grip.

You want to grab that whole skirt. Now you want to try to get her out of there.

There we go.

Now I got a hold of it. There you go.

Oh, wow, sis. You're really in there. You're going to fall into her and your

face is going to land right in the ass. Oh, my God. How did that happen?

Oh, I fell, sis.

Jeez.

I'm fine.

It's your stepbrother in your ass. Tell him to get out of there. You don't want

him doing that.

Sis,

do you want me to help or not? I mean, you're pretty stuck in here.

Yeah, this is totally inappropriate.

It's totally appropriate.

There's nothing else I can do. I mean, I'm really trying my best here.

Comment on her underwear. What is she wearing?

Where did you get these underwear?

Super slutty.

Does mom know you have these? Wow.

Great improv.

Now we're going to pull her by the underwear.

Oh my god.

Here, I think I can get a good grip on the undies.

Jeez.

You're really stuck in there.

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to get a good grip.

Try a different position. Stand up over her.

Shaddle her the other way.

Turn around. Face us.

Bend over and shadow and try to pull her out from underneath your legs.

Okay.

Oh, come on.

Maybe like this. I can't.

Come on.

Stop licking the ass. What are you doing, stepbrother?

What are you doing?

Sorry I just can't get a good grip on you. Alyssa, wiggle your feet.

Feet? Yeah, up and down, up and down.

Kick your feet up and down.

There you go.

You're doing it.

You need to take off her skirt. Maybe the skirt's stuck. You need to take it

all the way off. Yeah, I think the skirt needs to come off.

Yeah, let me help you.

Yeah, maybe the skirt's caught on the machine. That's good. Yeah, the skirt.

Oops, the underwear came off, too. What the hell? I'm bringing it.

Yeah, none of this clothing is OSHA compliant.

Yeah, we've got to get that off.

Seriously, this is just blocking us up here. Now, Alyssa, why do you have to

get you naked?

Huh? Ask her, why am I naked?

Well, sis, I mean, I thought you might be, I thought it might be snagged up on

the machine.

What?

Not a compliment. You just got a nice looking pussy.

Wow, you have a beautiful pussy, sis.

I'm going to try to pull you some more.

Come on.

Come on.

Get out of that drive.

Come on, sis.

You got it.

Now tell them, oh, you like my pussy? What are you going to do with it?

I mean, whatever you let me. Can I eat it?

Say, I'm stuck. I can't stop you. I can't stop you.

Sounds like an invitation.

Oh, wow.

That's a tasty pussy, sis.

If you can't rescue her, you've got to at least make her comfortable.

Yeah, if you're going to be here for a while, you've got to get comfortable,

sis.

Maybe if she comes, she'll get unstuck.

Do you feel like it's helping?

Listen,

you're going to come, and then as soon as you come, why? You get unstuck and

you come out.

Tell him if that feels good.

For him?

Yeah, tell him it feels good.

Does it feel good for him?

I mean, for you. You tell him he's doing a good job and it feels good.

And it's working.

It's working. You think you're loosening up down there.

It's working.

Oh my God, it feels good.

Alright, Alyssa, you're going to orgasm and then you're going to come out of the

dryer. He got you unstuck by you orgasming.

And action.

Let us know. I'm coming, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Oh, that's a good sis.

And then you come out of the dryer.

Go ahead and come out, Alyssa.

That was so hot in there. Let's do that one more time.

Alyssa, get back into the dryer.

Everything looks good.

Ash, let's get down on our pussy.

You eat it for a few seconds.

Alyssa, I want you to count to five in your head. And then after five, you're

going to pop out of the dryer like you just got pulled out. Like you just got

pushed out of the dryer. And then you're gasping for air. It works! It works!

What happens, Axel, you stand up, you stay on your knees, Alyssa, and you have

to thank him. And how are you going to thank him?

With a blowjob.

And action.

Oh, my God.

It's working.

Wow. Oh, my God.

See, I told you. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, my God.

I'm serious.

Oh, you're returning the favor, huh?

I just wanted to thank you.

Man, good job.

Nice job, guys.

All right, let's shoot the transitioning over to the next scenario.

Okay. All right, come on up. You can put your... Put your clothes back on, and

we're going to reset.

Yep.

How was that?

Nice, that was fun.

That was a good job.

Yeah.

You came to the rescue. Glad I could save you, sis.

What do you think?

Have you ever been stuck in a dryer before?

That was so much fun, actually.

But that was super hot in there.

Oh, yeah?

And he's done a really good job.

Oh, really?

So I didn't have to ask, to be honest.

Have you been stuck in a dryer before?

No. First time?

First time.

Maybe next time.

All right, let's go down the hall here, guys. Let's do it.

All right, guys. We're almost at the finish line here. This is scenario

number four of five.

This particular trope involves a fuck doll, which you'll see right behind you

there. Tucked in the bed. Right, okay.

So we're going to start off the scenario here with Alyssa sneaking into her

stepbrother's room, just kind of being nosy. You notice that fuck doll. You're

like, also weirded out at the same time that, like, you see a fuck doll in your

stepbrother's, like, bed, you know? Like, wow, you must not give a fuck.

You're going to hear footsteps coming down the hallway. You're like, holy

shit, what am I going to do? I don't know where to go. I can't leave the same

door that he's going to come through.

So you hide in the tub behind you.

Okay.

Hello? Anybody here?

Oh, my God.

What is this thing?

Is it actually losing?

Oh, my God.

Take it out.

Pick it up, yeah.

Squeeze it, look it over, look at it closely.

Now smell it.

Put it down with the pussy facing us.

Now play with the pussy.

You hear the footsteps?

Axel, come on in.

Fuck, I'm so worried.

Hey, Alyssa.

Remember,

dude, if you need lube, there's a dresser behind you.

Okay.

He's already full of feet.

So this guy here you're gonna turn around and lay down your face in this

way so we can see your face Yeah

Yeah, that's what I like.

Alright, here we go. In action.

Lay on your back here.

Lay on your back. If you're back here, just close your toes.

Get up.

Oh, fuck yeah. This is real fucking pussy.

What do you yourself like? Is it me?

Alyssa, open your knees.

Start touching.

Okay,

Axel, I want you to try a cowgirl with that.

Cowgirl position.

All right.

Okay,

listen, I want you to start to kind of keep your head above the edge of the rim

of the...

the tub, just to kind of sneak a peek at what he's doing.

All right, Axel, I want you now to kind of keep your eyes closed. Just imagine,

really talk dirty to this doll. So that way, that gives the Alyssa the

opportunity to get out of the tub and slowly start to kind of encroach in

towards you, right?

Yeah. Okay, and action.

All right, Alyssa, you can get out of the tub and get closer and closer to

him. You see that his eyes are closed.

So now you want to get close.

Oh, fuck. Let's see your pussy so fucking tight.

Oh, my God. If you want

to

creep in nice and slow.

You want to get a good look at that dick.

You're thinking about him fucking you.

That's right, keep touching yourself.

Good.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, your pussy gets so wet for me, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Now, Axel...

That's gonna, you're gonna keep your eyes closed, your head back and

everything. That doll's gonna slip off for a second.

And then, Alyssa, you go right onto the dick.

When the dick pops out, just right on top.

With your mouth, yes.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Get it back in.

Alyssa! It's funny seeing both you guys here.

I heard you were saying my name.

I just wanted to help you out.

Yeah, this is definitely better than the doll.

That was good. Let's rewind it.

Now, Alyssa, we're going to change it up. Instead of you being all down for

this, you're going to be mad.

You're going to be kind of shocked. You're going to be like, you're fucking

a doll and pretending it's me?

And you're going to give him a little more shit about it. So don't start

sucking his dick yet. And Axel, you're embarrassed. You got caught with this

toy, so you're going to try to explain yourself a little bit.

Okay. All right?

And... Wait, so do I... Oh, yeah. Go ahead and go back into the doll.

Alyssa, come out of frame just a little bit. Just a hair. Back.

Alright, and action.

Now

Alyssa,

I want you to say, what are you doing?

What? Go ahead.

What are you doing?

You fucking adult and pretending it's me?

No, no, no. This is a different Alyssa.

This is completely not you, Alyssa. Not like my stepsister. I just heard my

name. I just heard you saying my name.

Yeah, but not you. I definitely didn't mean you.

I just heard it.

Tell him how perverted it is that he would masturbate and pretend it's you.

What was that?

Tell him how perverted it is.

Preverted? Yeah, like it's weird. It's creepy that he would pretend that he's

fucking you.

Okay. Oh.

The words.

Just say, you know how perverted this is?

Okay. You're pretending a doll is me.

Okay. In an accent. You know how perverted this is?

You're fucking a doll and pretending it's me. Oh my God.

I'm sorry. You're just so sexy. You're always walking around the house.

So... This is such a weird situation.

Oh, well... Don't you... Oh, my God. I lost my... I don't have any words to

say. This is insane.

I'm sorry.

Okay, I want you to tell him now. Okay, I'm insulted.

Insulted, okay.

Okay, and I...

You could have just come and asked me if you wanted to fuck me.

You know? And I want you to, I want you to, like, you know, you start sucking

his dick. You're like, isn't this better than the doll?

You know? Like, wouldn't you rather have this versus the doll, you know? And then

you're like, sure.

Let's see how that goes. Like, you are so much better than the doll.

Yes. That it's offensive that he would do this with the doll instead of you.

Yes. You can always knock on my door, step bro.

If you want, if you want, if you want your dick sucked, you just kind of say

that, you know? Okay. Yeah.

Okay.

Oh my god, you can, why don't you just tell me this?

You can just always knock on my door, Stepra.

Wait, are you serious?

Is it, is it not better than that insult?

Oh, it definitely is. I'll never fuck Arisa number two again.

You can just always ask for that.

Oh.

Yeah, I wish you were offered sooner.

Okay, I want you to now ride him. Say, isn't this better than that pussy over

there? Isn't this pussy better than that one? And kind of do that.

That pussy's better than that. Oh wow, that's way fucking tighter.

Oh, that's so much better.

Yes.

And

cut,

guys. Great job.

some curveballs and you guys handled it well.

Yes.

They don't want to cut.

You guys earned a few strokes,

I get it.

Alright guys, final scenario and then we're on to the good stuff.

Alright, so we're going to start with Alyssa then.

Walking to about the beginning of where the wood floor kind of ends and the tile

begins. Take off your clothes, walk into the shower, turn on the water, and then

start to soak yourself up. Let's do it. Yeah, do it. Give us a nice picture of

the walk. Take off your clothes as you go along. We'll follow along with you.

And then we'll get some shots of you soaking up.

Okay?

I see above you there's a camera there. If you can, just lean back a tiny bit so

we can see your tits when you're soaping yourself up.

Thank you.

Will you soap up? Look like this.

Close your eyes. Yeah.

Too hot?

Yeah.

Close your eyes and look up.

There you go.

Give it about 10 seconds, Alyssa, and then really scream, oh, Axel, Axel,

please help me. Really loud, because you have to be louder than the water.

Axel, Axel,

Axel, Axel.

Oh, I wish you would forgive me.

Now spin around, so Bobby B takes it. Thank you.

Oh my god.

I

have

to open the bra.

walk in, and then when she sees you, Alyssa, when you see Axel approaching

you, you're like, my dream has come true, and you can be on your knees, and

then help Axel out a little bit.

You set up the water for you, that's how you...

Now after about 30 seconds, Alyssa, you can get up in an axle.

You can take the sponge and kind of like soap up her titties a little bit. Okay.

These teeth look so nice.

Now, Axel, I want you to kind of have like this kind of like all of a sudden

your conscious is starting to kick in a little bit and you're like, are you sure

we should fucking do this?

Okay. And then Alyssa's like, fuck yeah, I think we should.

You know, you're my real brother.

You know, you're just my stepbrother, you know.

Are you sure we should even be doing this? I mean, you're my stepsister.

Oh, fuck yeah.

We just messed up, brother.

I think we should do it.

All right. Yes.

Just keep going.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, excuse me.

Is this what you wanted? Yes, I feel so scared.

clean it up. Are you guys in the shower together?

Well, we were.

Oh, I never should have let it be.

She just needed help washing her back.

Oh, I'm supposed to leave that?

Why are you hard?

Oh, God.

Oh, your mother's gonna divorce me.

Why is one of their real dads looking at him in the shower?

It's not supposed to make sense.

All right, good job, guys.

Big round of applause for you guys.

That's why I appreciate the fact that you went right in for penetration,

didn't need the instruction.

Yeah, the list that you were ready for.

All right, those are good instincts. That's how you know if there's a

performer right there.

Well done, well done.

All right.

Time for sex now. Let's do it.

Thank you.

Bye.

Oh yes, let me just use that fucking throat.

Oh, you suck that dick so fucking good.

It feels so tasty.

Hmm.

Yes, just put it down there. Oh my God, I love killing the back of that fucking

throat.

Play with my balls while you do that, baby.

Good.

That's a good girl.

Hmm.

Brother.

brother's dick, don't you? Yeah.

Hmm.

Thank you.

I'm watching this.

closest.

Good. Good?

Yeah.

Different. I never really did that before.

Okay. So that was like five little scenes. All the little skits.

It was fun?

Yeah. It was like different. What was more fun? The skits or the sex?

What? What was more fun?

Oh, sex. Sex.

Awesome stuff. All right, guys.

Great day.

Have fun.

Get out of here. And we'll see you next time. Cool.