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Get ready.

I'll win your heart in

three...

two...

one...

I have a hundred tricks to win, win your heart

Add another hundred to win, win your heart

Even when you're ready to leap,

I'll always be ready to love

I'll use a hundred more tricks to win, win your heart

Again, you're running from me

Following you around is making me lonely

Again, you're mad at me,

But why do you have to look so lovely?

Oh Baby

Told me not to love, but I already fell

Told me not to follow, but you've attracted me so well

Baby, I'm crush on ya

I need a way to flirt with you, yeah

I have a hundred tricks to win, win your heart

Add another hundred to win, win your heart

Even when you're ready to leap,

I'll always be ready to love

I'll use a hundred more tricks to win, win your heart

Hello there, my darling

If you were a laundry,

I'd be your Rinse Charming Ready for love,

I have two shoulders for you to lean over,

Even though they feel heavy, carrying my own beauty (Yep)

I know, I'm just your type, aren't I?

You're so hot like fire (Huh?!)

Because my heart burns for you (Right!)

I have a hundred tricks to win, win your heart

Add another hundred to win, win your heart

Even when you're ready to leap,

I'll always be ready to love

Baby, I wanna tell you something…

I love you!

I have a hundred tricks to win, win your heart

Add another hundred to win, win your heart

Even when you're ready to leap,

I'll always be ready to love

I'll use a hundred more tricks to win, win your heart

Moo,

everyone knows that we're together already.

Shocker.

I'm having a heart attack.

Hey,

you guys already knew?

- Duh! - Duh! - Huh?! - Huh?!

- Papa is coming back tomorrow?! - Papa is coming back tomorrow?!

Or maybe...

this is about the new son-in-law of the Dong family?

I don't want you two to be together.

Letting Moo go

is just as impossible, Papa.

Because Moo...

is the one my heart belongs to.

Please give us a chance.

I...

will prove myself to be worthy of your trust, sir.

That Lhee girl,

is she really that terrifying?

Moo's sister

is so damn brutal!

You opportunists!

How dare you get handsy with my little brother?!

You're dead!!

- How interesting. - It's very convenient.

Honey, are you seeing this? Yeah.

Wow, seeing how well you get along,

you might as well spend the night here, Fu.

No!

Where is he gonna even sleep?!

Moo!

Don't just kiss anyone randomly.

Ooh!

If I were to end up with someone,

they have to look Thai,

with big eyes, thick eyebrows, prominent nose,

and deeper skin tone.

But...

I'm sorry.

Moo!

You...

It's been a while.

(For Fu, from Moo-Moo)

Just you wait.

From now on,

I'm not gonna be into you anymore!

Those Chinese-looking guys with only looks to offer...

Don't even think you'd ever win my heart again.

Wanna wipe those tears?

They're all over your cheeks now.

I haven't used this yet.

It's definitely clean, I assure you.

Thank you.

Are you okay?

If there's anything bothering you,

I'm here to listen.

I'll be your personal Jim Harold!

That's for paranormal stuff.

You look pretty cute when you smile.

My name is Khem.

I'm in Grade 12, Class 1.

And you are...

My name...

is Moo,

Moo-Moo.

Moo-Moo.

Khem!

Moo. Uh...

When did you come back?

The last I heard, you were still abroad.

I'm now back

and based in Thailand.

Right now, I'm an adjunct lecturer here.

Really?

I'm happy for you.

How about you, Moo?

How have you been?

I'm working on my thesis right now.

I don't even know if I'm gonna pass.

I don't want to repeat the class.

So...

what about love?

Khem, what kind of question is that?

What?

I just figured

you might already have a boyfriend by now.

Well...

Well, I do.

I wonder...

who that lucky person could be.

It's Fu.

So it's Fu?

He's that lucky guy, huh?

Looks like I need to organize a class reunion soon.

Sounds like a lot has happened.

Fu is gonna be so happy.

Khem, then...

if you'll excuse me.

Gotta turn in my work.

Oh...

Okay.

- I'm heading out. - Then...

I'll see you later,

Moo.

See you, Khem.

The Khem you used to gush over?

Well, duh.

Don't tell me you're falling for him?

Are you nuts?

My heart...

only has Fu in it now.

You...

Did you catch the love bug

from Fu?

How could I not be? He...

He's been giving it to me every day.

- Huh?! - Huh?!

I meant

he's been giving me love every day.

What were you guys thinking?

Never mind, then.

But are you sure

you're really over him now?

Your heart doesn't race

when you're around him anymore?

Are you talking about Khem?

Mm.

And now that he's an adjunct lecturer at our university,

that means...

you'll be seeing him often.

Haiya...

Good heavens!

There's another guy with Moo-Moo?

That means Mr. Fu is in serious trouble!

This is bad.

If he's more invested in someone else,

Mr. Fu is gonna turn into an unwanted dog!

Mommy...

Gosh, don't engage.

Leave him alone. Don't interact,

or you'll be cursed, too. Let's go now.

Khem,

you said?

That's right.

I saw sparks

in Mr. Moo's eyes every time he said that name.

Besides, I can hear his heartbeats

going,

Thump-thump, thump-thump, so loud and resonating.

And now that he's an adjunct lecturer at the university,

they're only going to get closer.

Mr. Fu,

you can't let some random hyenas take what's yours.

Ryan!

Getting worked up now, aren't you?

Because of you, of course!

Sorry... I'm sorry...

- Ugh, I’m so stuffed. - Me too.

- I can't. I'm too stuffed. - A free buffet.

Uh...

Is there something wrong?

It bothers me to see untied shoelaces.

It's dangerous.

All done.

Thank you.

Of course.

Tian, get a move on.

Yeah, I know.

Aha!

What?!

What the heck?

What's with the teasing?

Uh, ma'am.

I'd like to take a look at

- Of course. - some cute, cool-looking glasses.

Anything you'd like to recommend?

Sure thing.

Please take a look over here.

- Alright. - Why don't you try...

How were they? Would you like to try...

Of all the bookstores in Bangkok,

we had to bump into each other here.

What a coincidence, huh?

What do you want?

That Japanese book...

Is it for your babe?

Back off

and stop following me.

Wait.

Can I...

Can I...

Can you what?

Can I...

If you're not gonna say it, I'll leave.

Can I give you this?

Jeab, have you been waiting long?

Oh, not at all, Yu-sensei.

Should we get going?

Let's go.

Dol.

I didn't think you'd hit me up again.

If I have to be honest,

neither did I.

Can I ask you something?

Or is there...

too big of an age gap between us?

No,

it's not you.

Honestly,

I went through something

that made me not want to open up to anyone again.

What about everything until now?

Have you been seeing me at the same time as him?

I don't see what's wrong with it.

I'm not serious with anyone.

But you

made me feel like...

I wanted to start over again.

That's why I disappeared.

I'm sorry

for being so selfish.

I'm sorry...

Then can I ask

what changed your mind?

Maybe it's because...

I want to believe in love

again, I suppose?

I'm not going to say

whether you'll be disappointed or not.

But tonight,

I promise

I'll make you forget everyone you've ever been with

completely.

Ugh!

Jeez, dude.

I have to revise Chapter 2 again.

Damn it!

I'm so fucking exhausted!

When is this student life gonna be over?

I just want to lie around and get paid.

That only happens at a funeral,

where you just lie there and get condolence money, Tian.

Hm, you little punk!

Wanna lie there with me then?

Jeez.

Moo-Moo.

What are you doing here?

Well...

Tai asked me to give him a ride home.

Huh?

Oh, yeah. I did.

I asked him to.

He did.

Right,

since everyone is here...

Hm... How about we have dinner together?

It's on me.

Shit!

Who's been blessing me

with all these free meals?

I'm in, I'm in.

What's going on, Fu?

What... What do you mean?

Do I look suspicious?

Hm?

How am I suspicious?

The coast is cleared.

No traces of the hyena.

Then, for this meal,

go absolutely ham.

Whatever you're craving,

don't hold back.

(Fiery, Spicy Kee(rati)'s)

Whoa...

- Wow... - Wow...

That's looking spicy.

I'm gonna breathe fire at this point, Kee.

Totally.

Kee never disappoints.

It's gonna burn your booty, sweetie.

(Fiery, Spicy Kee(rati)'s) (So spicy and fiery you get teary)

Thank you so much, Fu, for treating us today.

May you continue to flourish.

Dig in, Fu.

Can you handle it, Fu?

I can.

Kee,

do you have Thai som tam that's not spicy on the menu?

Not on your life.

If you want kiddie-style som tam, (Fiery, Spicy Kee(rati)'s)

go somewhere else!

At my level,

it's gotta be spicy only, sweetie.

It's fine, Moo.

I can eat it. No sweat.

This is nothing. Easy peasy.

Jeez, Fu!

Take a bigger bite. There you go.

This is Moo-Moo's favorite place, you know?

Moo-Moo's favorite place?

That's a damn big bite, Tai.

I lied, Fu.

Calm down.

Easy. Your hand's all shaky now.

(Fiery, Spicy Kee(rati)'s)

Shit...

Fu's a real fucking one.

With that much spice,

I wouldn't ever eat it.

My brother

is fully committed at this point.

Dude, can you stop pranking him?

What?

Kee, can I have more cucumbers?

Go easy on it, would you?

You think you can just keep asking for it just because it’s free veggies?

It's not gonna be much, Kee.

Ugh,

but only because you're a regular.

(Fiery, Spicy Kee(rati)'s)

Fu, quick.

Moo, is that you?

Khem!

Are you here by yourself?

That's right.

Take a seat and join us.

(Yummy dressing / Spicy salads / Hot as hell) (Fiery, Spicy Kee(rati)'s)

Fu, just eat cucumbers for now.

Uh, this is Khem.

You used to be friends,

remember?

This is probably him,

someone from Mr. Moo's past.

This is Tai,

my friend.

Hello.

I remember you.

And this is Tian.

We met at the university.

Oh...

So this is Moo's type of guy?

Hey!

Right....

Uh...

The... The som tam is really good.

Today,

Fu's paying for the meal.

Uh, you...

It's Khem.

Right, Khem.

Enjoy your food.

Then...

I'm not holding back anymore.

Wow...

Tai,

your brother...

is giving off alpaca-chewing-cucumbers energy.

He doesn't even glance at the som tam.

I don't think

it's about the spice.

It's to calm his restlessness.

Yeah, true.

Here you go.

Thank you.

You're really good with spicy food, Khem.

It's my first time eating at this place.

The food is amazing.

Anything you want to order,

go ahead.

I can cover the whole place.

For anyone who knows Moo,

it's all on me.

Shit...

One point for Fu, (Fu VS Khem)

zero for Khem.

Why are you being so distant, Fu?

Hm?

It's been a while since we last met, right?

After graduating from high school,

there was a class reunion,

but you didn't go, huh?

I didn't want to go.

I hated bullies.

Me?

If you stand by and do nothing,

you're one of them, aren't you?

I think it's a draw now.

(Fu VS Khem)

Anyway...

what are they talking about?

I shouldn't have let them meet, should I?

Yeah.

Did that just hit you?

I'm bummed...

Come back and munch on some carpets again, alright?

I'll only prepare cucumbers for you.

- Yes, sure. - Yes, sure.

Goodbye, Kee.

Goodbye, boys.

Thanks for the meal, Fu.

Next time,

it's my treat,

okay?

Oh yeah, I completely forgot to tell you

I'll be your academic advisor for your thesis.

Since your previous advisor has prior commitments,

he asked me to take over instead.

What?

I've already read your thesis,

and I believe several parts need revision,

so I'd suggest we work on the revisions

together this Saturday.

Uh...

I...

I might have to check first

because I'm not sure if I'm free that day...

Yeah.

Sure thing.

But I want you to do it as soon as possible,

so you can submit it on time and graduate with your friends.

Yes.

See you later, then.

Now that we've eaten,

we've gotta go home, right?

Let's go home.

Let's go. I'll take you home.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Thank you for driving me home, Fu.

Oh, right, this Saturday,

I'll go and revise my thesis.

With Khem, right?

You've already heard it.

He's now my academic advisor.

Are you free on Saturday?

Ryan,

clear my schedule for this Saturday,

and take

the day off.

As for me,

I'm going to give Moo-Moo a ride.

Well, well, well.

Someone's being possessive of his boyfriend.

My Moo-Moo!

- Tai! - Tai!

Do you want a ride home with me,

or do you want to walk home alone, huh?

Wanna walk home?

Good night...

Fu.

Sweet dreams, Moo-Moo.

It's getting late. You should go home, Fu.

It's getting late.

You should go home, Moo.

I'm right here.

You go first.

You go first.

You first. You first.

You first. You first.

You first. You first.

I'm leaving.

Bye-bye. Night-night.

Bye-bye.

Drive safe...

Good night.

- Good night, Fu. - See you on Saturday, okay?

- Bye-bye. - Goodbye,

- Bye-bye. - Moo-Moo.

Bye-bye.

(How are you?) (Have you been doing well?)

(What are you up to?) (Where have you gone to?)

(Are you free? Can we meet up?)

One hot americano, please.

Alright, one hot americano.

May I have your name?

It's Tai.

Tai...

Is it spelled with a T

or TH?

It's T, A, and I.

Alrighty.

May I have your Instagram, too?

Uh...is that necessary?

It is.

Enough.

That's my pickup line.

Jeez, man. Can't I just borrow it?

You can use it with anyone else,

just not him.

Okay, then.

That's your pickup line?

You bet.

Go to the back, man.

I'll handle this.

Fine, then.

Uh...

Then...

would you like it hard?

Huh?

- Isn't it... - Uh...

supposed to be "dark"?

Oh...

Right, dark.

I was distracted for a second there.

Is that another winning pickup line?

So, can I win your heart?

- Ooh! - Ooh!

Please.

Once you're done,

give me a call, alright? I'll come pick you up.

Thank you for the ride.

And after this,

let's find something delicious to eat.

Sure.

If there's anything you're craving today,

just...

say the word.

Because

I'll spoil you rotten.

I'll make it quick.

Bye now.

Moo, I'm sorry

I had to schedule a meeting on the weekends.

It's alright.

Though, I thought you'd want to meet up

at a nice cafe or something,

so that it'd look like we were hanging out together too.

I'd prefer we meet in a professional setting, Professor.

That way,

I can actually finish my thesis.

Did you just call me "Professor"?

Let's not.

No matter what, we've always known each other.

Call me Khem like you always do.

But...

Hey,

you brought your thesis with you?

Then, let's continue this conversation inside.

Come on.

As for the conclusion,

I think you've got the concept down pretty well,

but it's only gonna be a B or a B+,

not an A.

I remember

reading your senior's thesis, though.

They worked on a similar topic.

I'll get you an example.

Alright...

Here.

Take a look at this one.

I think they laid out a pretty nice framework.

It's detailed and...

easy to understand.

I think it'll help polish your thesis to perfection.

Moo,

you know...

I've always missed you.

What are you doing?

Moo,

weren't you into me before?

I can tell.

Look, I'm back.

Should we do something fun together?

Khem, don't do this.

It's not right.

Moo...

Is Fu in the right?

A bully

who always picked on his friends?

Are you really into someone like that?!

Fu is not a bully!

He never hurts anyone!

Let go.

Don't you walk away from me like that.

Just dump someone like him already.

You don't like me.

You just want to win against Fu.

You just want to hurt him!

Am I wrong?

He's a jerk!

Am I wrong for hating his guts?!

Huh?!

Khem, no!

Khem! Bastard!

If I was being a jerk

or in the wrong,

take it out on me!!

Fu...

I admit

I made mistakes,

and I'm sorry.

But there's one thing I need to tell you.

You...

have no fucking right to lay a finger on my boyfriend!

You hate bullies, don't you?

Then don't turn into one.

Fu!

Consider that

my apology,

Khem.

Come on, Moo.

Are you hurt?

Should we go to a hospital?

This little scratch

isn't going to ruin my handsome face.

You don't have to force a smile.

I know you're hurt.

You've been anxious about Khem, right?

Yes.

I admit...

When I hung out with those people,

I didn't care who they'd pick on

because, to me,

they were good friends.

Though, to others,

that wasn't the case.

Come to think of it,

when I...

turned a blind eye to violence,

it was no different

from enabling it.

I should have stopped those guys.

Moo,

I'm sorry

I was the reason you went through these things.

There's no need to apologize, Fu.

Right now,

you're not who you were.

Thank you

for saving me.

Fu...

Hm?

Let me kiss you.

Can someone who likes mild flavors

really be this spicy?

Moo, I can't hold it anymore...

Endure it, Fu.

Neither can I.

I love you, Moo.

I love you, too.

Fu Bond, 007.

Commencing operation.

Once you've finished your thesis,

should we go to a cafe together?

Sure, Professor.

I told you to call me Khem,

not Professor.

Call me Khem,

got it?

Professor, Professor, Professor, Professor.

Watch it.

Come on.

With a guest like Ms. Lin,

Mr. Dong Qingshan

should at least welcome her in person.

Mr. Fu informed me that

when he woke up,

his breakfast had already been served right in his bed.

Just how many jobs do you do, anyway?

Well...

I won't let you intern anymore

because I

have a new position for you.

What are you wearing?

I'm dressing up as your groom, of course.

Today is...

our wedding day.

Just lie still, then.

Because I...

will do that work for you.

I'm getting moist!

Real moist!

Get ready.

I'll win your heart in

three...

two...

one...

I have a hundred tricks to win, win your heart

Add another hundred to win, win your heart

Even when you're ready to leap,

I'll always be ready to love

I'll use a hundred more tricks to win, win your heart

Again, you're running from me

Following you around is making me lonely

Again, you're mad at me,

But why do you have to look so lovely?

Oh Baby

Told me not to love, but I already fell

Told me not to follow, but you've attracted me so well

Baby, I’m crush on ya

I need a way to flirt with you, yeah

I have a hundred tricks to win, win your heart

Add another hundred to win, win your heart

Even when you're ready to leap,

I'll always be ready to love

I'll use a hundred more tricks to win, win your heart