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Hmm...

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, we'll take care of things here.

Yeah.

Mm. Mm.

Yes.

Yeah.

Well...

Well, well, well, looks like your family's left

you with a bit of a burden, haven't they, hmm?

Property, left to you.

You haven't got any brothers or sisters, have you?

No, only child. Very lucky.

Let me tell you something.

Life is full of responsibilities, Miss Chaplin.

When you inherited your parents' property, their farm,

you inherited their responsibilities.

Their debts, your debts!

- Mate, mate, look, mate.

This chick, mate, she's a doll, eh?

You know what I'm saying?

She's like untouched country, mate.

Yeah, yeah.

- Hi, Gran, it's me.

René, your granddaughter.

I'll be in the city tomorrow, okay?

No.

Remember you said I could come

and stay with you for a while?

No, I can't stay here.

The farm's gone, Gran.

I know, Mum and Dad loved the place.

So did I.

Anyway, I'm getting a ride.

No, he's from the city.

Yeah, that agent guy.

Oh, here she comes.

I gotta go, mate. I'll catch you later.

Hey, Rene!

All the way, Rene, all the way.

Did you get it all sorted out? Yeah?

Okay, let's hit the road.

Come on! Come on!

- Come on, kid. You nearly got through me the last time.

- Oh, by the way, Ruthie? - Yeah?

- Tell George, Earl's taking the boat out on Sunday.

- Oh, that's great.

- They might have a nice day.

Okay, love. - I'll tell him.

- Bye-bye. - See you later.

- We stay here or we head up to Oneawelly's dam,

and it's just gonna be like last year, mate.

- Mate, mate... I can't go up to Silverwood.

Ronnie's at Silverwood.

Ronnie's at Silverwood.

Ronnie who didn't have the decency to return to me

my prized mower.

- You prick!

- Let's go up and see him.

- No, mate, no, mate.

- He might have the mower there.

Are you all right?

Bugger me.

- You call this a short cut?

Okay. Stay here.

Oi, can anyone hear me?

Don't you know how to drive, you wankers?

You see, you people, you drive too close together.

You should always have two car-lengths ahead of you.

Whoa. Hey, hey, hey.

It's just some chick, mate. She's really, really messed up.

Whoa. I did what I could.

Is there some other road we can take?

Shit!

What in...

- Whoa, whoa,

we should have gone back at the water ridge turn.

- No, you should have flown us out, Wayne.

- Not with those bloody rocks falling from the sky, hun.

- Everyone's leaving town on Warren Ridge Road.

Wayne, with all that traffic and congestion,

believe me, this way is faster.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Um...

- Can I use your phone?

- Those things you saw out there? That's only the beginning.

- What?

- The beginning of the end.

- The end of what?

- The world, the universe, everything.

- Oh God. Oh God, I hope no one's hurt.

You know, someone may be hurt.

- I don't see anyone.

- We have to see if anyone's hurt! Stay in the car.

- Be careful.

- It's okay, love, don't move.

We'll get you help, all right?

- What the hell are you doing?

Oh...

- Sally!

Oh shit, oh shit.

- Go, go, go!

- It doesn't work.

Dry your hair.

- My name's René.

- "Miss Catch of the Day." I know who you are.

- I've seen you around town, you know.

Let us in!

Please!

Quick, close the door.

Please, let me in!

Let me in!

Let me in!

- Help! Let us in! - Let us in!

- About time, hey?

- There was this mad thing,

it killed Aggie, and punched a hole through her head.

- Are you sure she's dead?

- Mate, it punched a hole through her head!

What does that tell you?

- Yeah, but is she dead?

- What? Are you fuckin' nuts or something?

- It was eating her brains!

- That's that loon Marion someone, isn't it?

- Yeah, do you have a car?

- Yes, but it's back up on the road.

See, Aunt Aggie has the keys, but she doesn't have a brain!

Police, open the door!

Constable, get out of the fuckin' way.

Move your fucking lily-white ass now!

What are you, dumb and fuckin' stupid?

She said "Open the fuckin' door."

Dickhead.

When I was a kid, we fuckin' respected our parents.

We didn't fuckin' eat 'em!

- Sir!

- It's all that fuckin' crack marijuana,

and all that fuckin' hippie, fuckin' surfie,

fuckin' dole bludging pricks, fuck.

- Sir!

- Marion. Marion...

Keep those fuckin' guns pointed at me, pal,

and I'll fuckin' finish you off faster

than a fuckin' birthday cake at a fat chick's fuckin' party.

Drop the guns now, sonny.

Fuckin' now!

- Shoot 'em!

Get off of me!

- Come on!

Come on! Come on!

- Fuck me.

- Get upstairs. Go!

- Come on!

- Hurry up, you bastards, move,

they're right fuckin' behind us.

Move, move, you fuckin' poofters, move it.

Shut the door, you hairy fuckin' prick. Shut it, you wanker.

Shut it!

- Jesus-fucking-Christ!

What the hell were those things?

How do they keep getting back up again?

What the fuck is this place, mate?

- The only safe place.

- Oh, my God, it's like a morgue in here!

- "The only safe place"? Jesus Christ!

Can I get a cup of tea with this fruitcake?

- Everybody try to stay calm.

- We're all going to die.

- While we're stuck in this tin can we are!

- No one is going to die!

- All right, just fucking listen up.

No one is going to die, not today! Not on my fuckin' watch!

- So how does it feel, Rene?

Huh? How does it feel?

How does it feel trapped in this town with the rest of us?

- Just leave me alone.

- You don't even look at me when I speak to you.

That title was mine again.

I won that competition fair and square.

You know, roping two pigs together isn't a talent fit

for winning Miss Catch of The Day Queen!

No bloody way!

- Yeah, you know she looked all right, though.

- Sure, maybe I don't look as good

as you in a bikini right now with Wayne Junior on the way,

but I've got a singing voice like a friggin' angel

and if you hadn't cheated- - Come on, Sallyanne,

I was broke.

That was the only reason I entered.

- Big-city talent scout, and forget

about your duties as queen.

You are to preserve the best interests of the town.

That's your number-one priority.

- I don't get this. How did they know where we were?

- They can smell us.

- Hah, great.

- They want to feed off us.

- So we're just like spam in a fuckin' can! Good job.

- Are we safe in here?

- No food, too many people.

- What about your water? Where's your taps?

- No taps down here. The bottled water is upstairs.

You don't want to drink the tap water.

- Why?

- Tap water is tank water. Tank water is rain water.

The rain's all part of this attack.

- What?

- It's not just the rain.

There was light coming from the clouds and it was

sucking up bugs and stuff.

- Ah, well, yeah, that explains it,

a light coming down sucking up bugs?

Bullshit!

- Well, people hallucinate sometimes when they panic,

I know I do.

It's probably just the sunlight coming through the clouds.

- Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.

- That was no sunlight.

- What about the meteorites falling from the sky?

I saw that.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- The whole town saw that.

- Well, I am no weather girl,

but I am sure this kind of thing happens all the time.

- You're a fisherman.

- We used to sell these in my store.

Damn things sold better than the guns ever did.

It brings me good luck.

- And you call this good luck?

- I'm still breathin'.

Help!

- No she's not, she's having a baby.

- Breathe, baby!

- Get me to a hospital.

- We have to leave.

- No one's leaving until I say so.

- We have to get her out of here, all right.

- We've got two cops here.

Surely they know how to deliver a baby.

- That's right, we do.

- There you go, we'll be all right.

- I'm sure you do, Molly.

You check to see that her cervix is dilated and,

Sergeant, you get ready to mop up her water.

- We're out of here! Molly, get her ready now, do it now!

- All right, everybody, we're leaving, let's go, let's go.

- We must prepare.

- They're leaving.

- They'll die, we must stick together.

- We have to take her to the hospital.

- That's a girl. - Oh God.

- I'm staying here.

We're leaving.

- You all right? Come on.

Oh, come on!

You gotta get me out of here.

Oh God, let's get out of here.

- You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me, pal! Put it down!

Put the bag down, get your hands away! Get your hands away.

Get up, up, up! Where is the car?

Huh?

- Garage.

- How do we get there?

- Through the kitchen.

- Where are the car keys? - In the hallway.

Can we get to them easily?

- Depends on what's still up there.

- Remember, I'm in charge.

You go first, big guy.

- Empty.

- They're all gone.

- Shh.

- Bingo.

- The contractions have stopped.

- Fuck a dead duck, you little fuckin' fuck.

These crazy fuckin' pimply-faced fuckin' gang bangers

who fuckin' come into your fuckin'

house fuckin' unin-fuckin'-vited.

Come on!

What's wrong with a bit of fuckin' youth fellowship, hey?

What's wrong with it? Fuck you, fuckin' fuckin' fucker.

All the way, Rene.

- Fuckin' hell, you fuckin' piece of shit.

Fuck! Die, you fuckin' headless motherfuckin' piece of shit!

Take the fuckin' guns, Constable.

See you on the other side, sunshine.

- Upstairs to the bathroom now!

- Get fucked, prick, we're headin' to the car.

Oh crap.

Everyone upstairs now.

Over here!

Over here! Over here!

Pick it up! Pick it up!

Pick it up!

Fuck!

Join us.

- There's so many of them.

- These bloody things won't die.

I've never seen anything like it.

- Shoot 'em in the brain. - Hey!

- They won't get back up again.

Garage is down there.

- We're still the law here, missy.

Nobody goes down there until I've checked it out.

Right, on your bike, Constable.

Come on, you get in there, get in there.

What is it, Constable?

What is it, Constable?

- It's clear.

Come on down.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah. - Are you sure?

Aw, bollocks!

Shift your arse, pal. I'm driving this shitbox.

- Nobody drives this shitbox but me.

- We should go to Boongabby hospital.

- It's too far.

- I'm not going back into town.

- Pull that thing up!

- What are you waiting for? - Come on!

- What are you waiting for?

Just get us out of here!

Hurry up!

Don't worry, babe.

We're nearly out of Berkeley now.

- Shift your arse, princess.

I'm watching you.

- I feel like I'm going to throw up.

- Yeah, me too.

- Oh, my God.

- This can't be real.

- It's metal. You know, I don't get this.

It takes the local council two years to fix a pothole

out in front of my place,

yet they can knock this up in a couple of days.

- This ain't no local Council job, Waynie.

- Maybe those things built it.

- No.

- What do you reckon built it, then?

- I've never seen anything like this before.

Once I saw a fuckin' pineapple twice the size

of a fuckin' watermelon, but nothing like this.

- Aliens.

- Here we go again with your crazy-arse alien story.

The whole town's sick of it!

They're not aliens, they're zombies, okay? Happy?

- We should get back in the van.

- Hello?

- That's really gonna help, Wayne.

- Well, what do you reckon?

- Well, we've just gotta think calmly.

- Oh my God, we're trapped. We're all gonna die.

We're all gonna die!

- Nobody is dying today, not on my watch.

- We'll be okay.

- I'm gonna fuckin' climb it.

- What? You don't even know how high the bastard is.

- This is not a discussion.

- No way are we going back.

- Maybe there's an opening further down.

- We're all fenced in.

- Is that so? Can I have a look?

- Doesn't matter. I'll climb the poofter here.

Um, sir,

do you think that's such a good idea?

You don't look real well.

- Who the fuck's in charge here, Constable?

- You don't know what's on the other side of those clouds.

- Yeah, and what about that help you said was coming?

- Constable, collect all their weapons and hold

on to them until my return.

- Good luck, mate.

- I need you to relinquish your weapons.

Jesus Christ, mate,

you're taking your sweet time, aren't you?

- The storm...

It's gonna rain.

They'll get us through the rain.

I've seen it.

Sergeant!

Sergeant, it's gonna rain.

Just get in the car.

Come on, Molly, we have to get in the car.

- Babe, you're smoking! - Oh my God!

- Quick, get the...

Get this off me!

- Get rid of them, get rid of them...

- No. She's one of them!

We have to help him.

- Yeah? Fuck him!

- He's gone. Let's go.

Come on!

- Are you burnt?

- No, it doesn't burn. It's weird.

Oh!

- Take this.

Molly turned into one of those things.

You must have seen her.

- Who the hell is that?

- It's another one of those zombies.

- No.

- Get us out of here. Come on, let's go!

- No!

- I wanna go!

- Hey, nutbag, drive!

- I can't take this any more.

It's just one monster after another.

- It's all right, babe.

- Aliens. We must fight them.

- Yeah, like hell we must. Keep driving.

- There's gotta to be another way out of here.

- Yeah, damn skippy. We're flying out.

- What makes you think things are better over that wall?

- It couldn't be any worse.

- Hey, listen to him. Listen to him.

If we go over the wall, we should go prepared.

- What do you suggest?

- We need supplies and stuff. We should stop in town first.

- No, we should go straight to the airfield.

We could go into town,

and those things could be everywhere.

- No, hun, she's right.

We should go back into town.

- This is crazy.

- It'll be all right.

All right, take us into town.

- Maybe they all got out in time.

- No, we left town long before anyone else.

Right, get out.

Let's shop.

Shh.

It's warm.

Tastes like camel piss.

I reckon roping two pigs together isn't

a talent fit for winning Miss Catch of the Day Queen.

- You know, you act crazy.

- I'm just doing what I must do.

- Why do you believe you must do anything?

- You know why.

- That alien story of yours.

- Yes, I was attacked.

- I've heard this story before.

- No, you haven't.

I was almost eaten by their killer fish.

- This all seems so crazy.

- Giant walls, acid rain, zombies.

Crazy has definitely come to this town for a visit.

After the fish attack, they abducted me.

I must have fought them off somehow.

I can't remember how, but they threw me back to Earth.

Not only did I survive the fish attack and the abduction,

I walked away without a scratch.

It's a gift, the power I have.

I must use it to fight, but I can't do it alone.

There is no one left but us four.

Jesus Christ, babe.

Could you make any more fuckin' noise?

- The other two are heading down the same path as the cops.

Think about what you've just seen. I'm not crazy.

The strongest ones are always the last ones left.

You have the same strength I have.

- I don't feel strong, I feel sick again.

- I think the infection's in the air now.

- Molly...

- Yes, but time is short, so you've gotta ask yourself,

are you a fighter, Fish Queen, or are you zombie food?

- I just want things to be back to normal again.

I want my farm back.

- Then take it back, take the whole town back.

- All right, let's go.

- Stop.

Save your bullets.

- Mate, where have you been hiding those?

Go go go!

- Come on, let's go.

Come on!

- Get in, get in, get in.

Come on! Come on!

Come on, the loopy prick's gone. Get in!

- Come on!

Come on!

- Oh oh, God!

- Babe, it's the rain. Get the coat off.

René, come on! Okay, um...

Babe, just stay here, all right?

- No, Wayne, please don't go.

- I'll be back, all right?

- What are you doing?

- We need this stuff. Here, take this.

- Wayne!

- Come on. Come on!

Who are you?

What's going on?

- Wayne!

- Come on.

- Oh!

- Oh shit!

Oh, my God!

Molly?

- I'm over the wall.

- We have an explosion. - Roger. Going to investigate.

Over here, over here!

I've found a body.

We need assistance, we need assistance.

Over here, over here,

there's somebody over here!

I've found a body.

Looks like a police officer.

We've checked the area.

There's nobody else.

We've found one victim. Looks like the pilot.

♪ Little green men ♪

♪ Lurking in my doorway ♪

♪ Little green men ♪

♪ Voices in my head ♪

♪ Little green men ♪

♪ Walking in the hallway ♪

♪ Little green men ♪

♪ Sleeping in my bed ♪

♪ Little green men ♪

♪ Sleeping in my bed ♪

♪ Little green men ♪

♪ Sleeping in my bed ♪

♪ Little green men ♪

If you cross this barricade,

you will be shot.

We will open fire.

- The army is preventing anyone from entering

or leaving the town of Berkeley.

Those who broke through the blockade earlier

this morning are now quarantined along with the rest

of the town's residents.

It's believed that fragments from the Nealy comet

created a meteor shower over the township.

No evidence of the alleged plague sweeping

through the town has been reported since the departure

of the alien craft.

At this point, we can confirm

that Berkeley is the only community to be bombarded

with these fragments.

- It's a boy.

He's fine.

- Good.

I'm sure Wayne will be okay.

- Nurse! Nurse!

- They shot me, Doc! I think I've been shot!

Somebody shot me! Somebody shot me!

- All those people,

They wouldn't have died if we didn't shoot them.

- I think you're forgetting the whole thing

when they were trying to rip off our heads and suck

out our brains.

- Your wounds from the fish attack that magically

healed, the rain did that, didn't it?

Aliens are the saviors, not us.

- One day, you're out on your boat,

and you get attacked by zombie fish.

They munch at your face,

like you're the main course

at an all-you-can-eat crazy-country-boy buffet.

Walk away, tell the town your story, they think you're mad.

Everyone thinks you're mad. You think I'm mad.

- No, you're not mad.

- It happens again.

This time it's not zombie fish, it's zombie Berkeley.

But this time I'm prepared.

I'm ready to fight whatever they can throw at me.

But still, I wasn't strong enough.

The strongest ones are always the last ones left.

If that's not me, it must be you.

- Just a fish queen, nothing more.

- If that was the case,

you wouldn't have battled the undead and lived.

You'd be the entree in a smorgasbord of brain food.

- Take care, Marion.

Brings me good luck.

And you call this good luck?

The outbreak moved faster this time,

It spread so quickly, it couldn't be stopped.

It spread beyond Berkeley and across the country.

Those that I could save from the medical center are

here now, safe, at least for the time being.

The last couple of months have been nothing

but clear skies.

The aliens haven't come back. Maybe some day they will.

Until then, I must contain the infection.

Sallyanne said that my first duty

as Catch of the Day winner is to preserve

the best interests of the town.

So that is what I'll do.