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Lingerie 1x08 Everyone's a Critic

Review: zefram cochrane

[Hello...]

[You missed Lingerie, didn't you?]

[This series never disappoints us.]

[(Recorded laughter)]

[This time we also start straight away with the serious stuff.]

[By serious we mean the realization of Christmas lights torn from the tree.]

Oh my, that's beautiful...

Incredible.

I finally found a reason to stay with someone for life.

All the other women...

they have only been a prelude to all of this.

- Lacey too? - Yeah, Lacey too.

[Sex, clichés, set phrases, and...]

Ohmygod, what the hell is it?

The Ghost of Christmas Past?

Lacy...

lacey...

lacey...

[Tell the truth, did you believe it?]

Sorry, I must have fallen asleep.

We have arrived.

Wow, you were right. This place is really...

lost.

And it's all ours for two nights. Thoughtless.

Without distractions.

Let's go

So that's exactly what you do When you're not putting out fires?

Living in a barracks full of kids

It's nice to go out and hang out a little quiet.

Then you are just like Yogi Bear.

You know...

even Yogi Bear has his own Cindy.

Did I really say that?

So I'm Cindy?

Tell me.

Better get me to work.

Now? We are just arrived.

I know, but I have so many things to do to prepare

the spring collection, and i have little time.

And we agreed that if you were coming here I could have worked.

Yes I know.

All right.

You keep drawing I'm going to prepare dinner.

*[oh, how I like the mountain life...]

Oh my God, can you make desserts too?

All firefighters know how to do them. It's part of basic training.

Did you think we only put out fires?

*[Well, with that fire hydrant that you find yourself...]

I really should go back to work.

Maybe you should take a little break.

Free your mind...

Maybe you're right.

A little baby.

[STOP ALL!]

[And where did the dessert go?]

[No, because then I would eat it, huh!]

[These two again. Will it be extreme sex?]

[And by "extreme" I mean "extremely boring".]

[He is so addictive that...]

[Because someone did to pieces the Mona Lisa?]

Lacey?

Are you OK?

She yes.

I am fine.

You were enchanted for a moment.

I am fine.

Where were we?

[There is something about this scene that prompts me to ask myself questions.]

[But I didn't quite understand what.]

[And the dessert reappears!]

[Have sex on a dead cow is the new frontier?]

[There is a half-length of bronze staring at me?]

[No.]

[The real question is another one.]

[Is that fireplace fake?]

[This is for effects only sound and light?]

[The crackling of the fire is so sexy.]

[And she laughs...]

[I'd probably laugh too...]

[Laughing not to cry, of course.]

[A man so fiery, that despite being a firefighter has a fake fireplace at home.]

[And here he is still waiting for us a long time of immobility.]

[With final orgasm ad infinite improbability.]

[Speed ​​record also for Lingerie!]

[It fades into the fireplace. He's the real star]!

Do you want to take a bath? I can prepare the tub for you.

This is also part of basic training?

No, I'm fine with that.

It was the perfect break.

Good morning.

Good morning.

The coffee has a very good smell.

Just made, just for you.

Did you sleep well?

What little I slept.

You know, I'm starting to think that... work is the most important thing in your life.

Now it is.

For me life is question of balance.

A balance between all things i like to do:

work, fun, cooking, love...

I have balance too. I am here.

You are not here. Not with the mind.

You are anxious.

It's for work.

You're drawing drawings beautiful drawings, but...

but they have nothing to do with it do with work, right?

Who is the man she's thinking about?

Nobody.

Jason?

No.

Now I'm in a very moment difficult part of my life, Rick.

There is a crisis, my business navigate in bad waters,

my life is...

adrift.

I have to find the route.

That's great.

I go fishing for breakfast.

You want to come?

- Fishing? - Yes'.

There is nothing better than a beautiful one rainbow trout to start the day.

Yes, it seems...

fun.

You won't need it.

The only place your cell phone takes it from around here, it's near that window.

But because he wears glasses alone in this house?

It is half-past seven, are you already going to the office?

I have to sign some paperwork before Angelina's service.

I wanted to show you one thing before you go.

I really have to go.

But I need your opinion.

- I'll call you in the afternoon, okay? - Only 2 minutes, Cormac.

All right. You have 2 minutes.

I'm going to write an article on a new line of lingerie.

We're actually going to launch our own lingerie line in December.

Oh well, this can't wait for december.

Look.

They are fantastic, something never seen before.

And the best thing is that the stylist she no longer focuses only on women.

So? Lingerie and briefs with something metropolitan...

- Men and women? - It would be a perfect piece for December.

I was also thinking Phoebe might talk about it before the December issue.

So you want to ask Phoebe Laurens look across the line by tonight?

I already did and she said yes. You just sent me an email.

I don't know, Marilyn.

I planned to check the blueline tomorrow and I can't change my plans

just because you think that one thing is special.

Please Cormac. If we don't do that Ian Riley's plagiarist son of a bitch

he's gonna steal Lacey's idea in the next one issue of Couture Magazine.

Okay listen Marilyn.

You really like this line as such

or just because Lacey is your best friend?

Well yes, we are friends.

But we have become so because I I'm in love with her models.

After that moment the things are less defined.

A bit like between you and me.

You know I admire your loyalty.

And I hate when Couture Magazine beats us on time.

So can I proceed?

I want it finished by tonight.

We go to press on Monday...

[And the music turns up. Notice his look...]

[Yes, it's time for a quickie. He only has 2 minutes, remember?]

And Angelina?

She can wait.

[Come on, let's make her wait.]

[Rather let's have a beeeeeeeella fuck that never hurts!]

[What are you doing, you're dancing to get your hat off jacket? What a sinuous movement!]

[Tra la la la... Tra la la la... 'This tune is cute.]

[And she dances too.]

[It's not a sailor's knot... How long does it take to undo it?]

[Take off the underwear.]

[Oops, run to the beautician who yes they see the dots of regrowth!]

[Oh, slap this foot.]

[There's not much to say on these scenes...]

[But they're coming to mind a couple of recipes for dinner...]

[Chicken with potatoes?]

[Chicken curry?]

[Who knows why if I look at him chicken comes to mind...]

[If I look at her, she doesn't come to me in mind the potato n.d. z.c.]

[Okay, stop thinking about food! Concentrate on the qualities of these two...]

[Come on, I'm not bad...]

[It is evident that they believe in what they do.]

[Especially him! O_O]

[But a lamp on the windowsill, what's the point?]

[Yes, from the look I'd say that he really believes it.]

[However, the furniture is neater than usual.]

[No kidding, she too.]

[But him more eh!]

[Uh, shall we change the game?]

[Do you think he's happy? You're not bored, are you?]

[I would say here the comments they stay at zero.]

[YAAAAAAAWN...]

[So boring, guys.]

[Because I'm bored, I propose a little game.]

[They both make faces which cannot be commented.]

[But let's focus on his. When I tell you to, press Alt Print.]

[Then paste into Paint. They come out sensational still images.]

[Please try! Ready? Now!]

[You could almost have a race a who takes the ugliest screenshot!]

[Now!]

[Uh, but let's get back to focus.]

[Switch toys again. Fantasy, ladies and gentlemen... fantasy!]

[But no, what a disappointment! Is he a simple missionary?]

[After this high-level test, I I expected much more from you two.]

[And for "more" I meant at least a 69.]

[Now! Alt Stamp now!]

[Come on but in the middle we spend a treeeno!]

[Come on, come on, let's get it over with.]

[Yes, for you two I mean in every sense.]

[Uh, the level is definitely improved on her ending.]

[But then you didn't have only 2 minutes before I have to run off to the office?]

[Ah here, finished... run to Angelina!]

I don't usually get scared like that.

It was a pretty big frog.

It just came out of nowhere right in front of me, come on!

[See a frog! But who believes you!]

- I'm glad I came too. - Otherwise we would not have had breakfast.

- Are you sure you've never done this? - What, go fishing?

I'm from New York. Are you kidding me?

I'll make you a breakfast that you will never forget.

[And maybe I'll do you also see toad.]

I take a shower.

10 messages!

Where's Cody? I can not move this thing by itself.

What time is it?

- He's 30 minutes late. - Call her again.

I just called her 8 times in a row!

I think it was close on the phone he would...

Hey, it's me.

Hey, Girl Scout! Things', are you lost in the woods?

She's beautiful, bring it right away your dry ass here.

What happens?

Have you talked to Marilyn? She's been looking for you all day.

I know, I failed...

Wait, I think it's her.

- Marilyn? - Where the hell are you?

Up north.

Ok, but you have to go back in town by five.

- Today? - Phoebe Laurens

she wants to review yours spring collection

for my article on Cormac's journal.

- What? I can not hear you. - Phoebe Laurens will be at your house at 5.

But I'm not ready! I can't even...

Wait Marilyn, it's the office.

- What's up'? I'm on the phone with Marilyn. -Did she tell you?

Yes, she told me, we have a problem.

No models, I know, but don't worry, I will find them.

- And what will we pay them with? - You come.

I've already thought of everything.

- Really? Okay, what's the plan? - I have no idea.

Look who I found hidden out here.

Phoebe Lauren?

Are you related to Ralph?

No, it's Laurens. With an s at the end.

She's a fashion critic, to tell the truth it is fashion criticism.

Decide what's cool and what's not.

You're saying your entire career Is it in this Phoebe's hands?

She keeps them on her keyboard… yeah.

I don't know how you can bear the ups and downs of your business.

I mean, stop by for a moment to another from rags to riches.

Have you ever measured yourself blood pressure?

Oh shit.

- What was that? - Wait.

That's no good.

What... what's wrong? What happened?

It's the radiator.

The what?

Everything is fine. Keep calm. I'm a fireman.

Give me the walk.

The glamour, the glitz, you have it all!

Well! Now, turn to end of the walkway.

Uh, look! See how shows off her stuff.

It's going to be a complete disaster.

It's the best I can do last minute. OK thank you.

Come on Cody, it's your turn.

- I don't want a shift. - What did I do to deserve this?

Where do you want me to start?

Cody get your ass out here we don't have all day!

I feel stupid.

IQ has nothing to do with it see with making the model.

Your sister loves you. She does everything for you. You owe him. Come on...

show us what you have.

And on the sixth day, God created man.

Permit...

Sorry, I'm early, I hope you don't mind.

No problem, Phoebe honey.

We were about to finish. I'm really happy may you have made time for us.

Well, I don't have much time, but the way I am did you talk about this new designer,

I had to see with my own eyes.

I'm Phoebe. Nice to meet you.

I've heard a lot about you.

Have you heard of me?

Really?

How beautiful!

It's not her Lacey.

She's Lacey's assistant Stephanie

and I'm Jeffrey, his advisor fashionable. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Well, I'm only twenty minutes, so...

where is our emerging artist?

She is… emerging!

She's here, she's here.

She's just finalizing some changes...

I'll go call her!

[And all those glasses on the table? Don't they have a belief?]

Come on, come on, come on, answer!

The number you called will not is currently reachable.

- Please call back later. - OMG!

[Attention, the jingle promises well!]

[Look, I shaved my armpits!]

[You have the grace of an elephant!]

[He didn't shave, however.]

[Yes, let's drink from it, it's better!]

[Oh my goodness!]

[What is this? The tyrannosaurus-kangaroo?]

[That would be fine for him whatever...]

[The Egyptian!]

[Ah, no, the sub...]

[No, no! The gunslinger!]

[The Egyptian with back pain?]

[And it's not like they're being balls...]

[I AM!]

[Um, let's skip the imitation.]

[This really isn't it I understand. What is this?]

[The gunslinger drying guns?]

[No, wait a minute, maybe now I understand...]

[Loser!]

*[I can do it the helicopter with the pea!]

[And to conclude, 2 goodies: fishing for idiots...]

What the fuck are they doing?

[And the ride of the imbeciles.]

[Who knows how many times they have tried the fashion show scene!]

[These are our faces too!]

[No comment...]

[No, that's not what we meant with "we fly over"...]

- Phoebe's gone? - Phoebe's gone.

We tried to tie her up, but she got free by chewing on the strings.

And in any case...

your brother and Vanessa they were great.

A little Skinemax...

What he means is that they have paraded like professionals...

Of the show, I mean.

Where's Marilyn?

She ran out as fast as you would thought he was late for a yard sale.

Rick was right. I have to do me check the pressure.

Maybe you'd better do it first a shower. You smell like a bait shop.

[Scenes shot outdoors give really that extra touch.]

[Now she teaches us how to do it she moves on certain occasions!]

Do you do this for every review?

I have this motto...

If that's okay with you...

wear it.

And be sure to take it off afterwards.

Do I take off my bra? [And you also ask?]

[A piranha, how scary!]

[They look like two of those bells being used to call someone at reception...]

[What are they panting if they are 20cm apart?]

[And the saga continues of different lamps!]

[But, not bad at all :D]

[He sits on it... but with briefs...]

[But those things with apples green what the hell are they?]

[So, have they finished taking the measurements? Can they figure out how it works?]

[Mmm... who knows what cream of depilation uses.]

[And that thing hanging there?]

[For me, he doesn't understand where where it is and why...]

[Ding! Ding! Goalkeeper?]

[If they now slide from the edge of the bed I laugh!]

[Production Designer's Touch: the chair in the foreground country style.]

[They look like two crutches to me...]

[Note the unicorn figurine.]

[What about the stove wood burning in the background?]

[Of course I don't know more what to say, huh?]

[Idea! Who wants to go and see in the old episodes if the unicorn was there?]

[Ding! Ding! Ding! In short, goalkeeper, I have some luggage to take to my room!]

[Stupid as he is, in my opinion, now he's getting closer the plastic chair at the stove.]

[Maybe it works with the language...]

[However, I'm sure that know about our comments.]

[There had never been one before room so bare.]

[They do this to prevent us from commenting.]

[Ok, ok, go ahead jokes about "bare"...]

[Now you tell me what the hell it's doing with it a NO EXIT sign in a room.]

[And what's that hanging there? A trumpet? Is that to make a joke?]

*[What an effort!]

*[I'm struggling too, what do you think?]

*[I also have a sore throat, don't you hear?]

Yes'!

OMG!

Oh yes'...

[Whoever sees the man greeting the window? Big prizes up for grabs!]

Lacey Summers.

Hi Marilyn.

Yes, it's here, I can tell you what is it about?

I swear to God this woman can't stand me.

Okay, Marilyn, you're in speakerphone, she speaks as well.

Hi, Marilyn, what's going on?

Are you sitting?

Should I be?

Go to Phoebe Laurens' website.

All right, torture me as well.

How brutal was she?

I have to be honest, I went to church to pray for you. It was a disaster.

I mean, Phoebe not she didn't even call me back!

Ok, we are on the homepage.

Read his latest post.

"As a fashion critic, I pass 50 hours a week for 52 weeks a year

digging through rows and rows of clothes in look for the next couture designer."

"In total I spent almost 50,000 hours looking at style errors,

whimsical clothes, self indulgent morals,

eye-catching tarot cards and vera and proper garbage."

"Despite these obstacles, I keep going, because I know that this is my purpose,

find the next Phillip Lim or the next Kate Spade.

And although it takes years to cultivate talents like theirs,

I truly believe I have found the seeds of the future spring planting

in an emerging New York fashion designer...

Lacey Summers."

OMG!

Congratulations darling!

You did!

It's truly amazing!

You have to thank your brother, it was he who closed the deal,

and not only because it is slept with Phoebe.

Cody went to bed with Phoebe Laurens?

Stick your scrawny little ass in the best low cut dress you have.

Let's go out to celebrate!

Hey! What did I miss?

Cabbage!

[Thanks for existing Cody! How would we laugh without you?]

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