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[♪ instrumental music playing]

[yawning]

Happy Halloween!

[screams]

Oh, good, you're up.

How long have you been standing there?

What amount of time would make you feel comfortable?

What's up? It's a big day for you.

The biggest! I have way too many thoughts in my head, so I made a to-do list.

Okay, let's hear it.

"One, find secret sorcerer. Two, do Millie livestream.

Three, don't blow up the world.

Four, brush fangs."

Wait. I already did that. "Five--"

Vee, you're not going to blow anything up.

We don't know that.

Halloween is the day the prophecy said Elijah and I might end the world.

Between that, and introducing Vampirina

to the whole internet tonight, I am totally stressed!

Why would you just assume the internet wouldn't be kind?

Okay, I heard it.

The world doesn't always like vampires.

Maybe they won't like my persona either.

What if tonight ruins my chances of becoming a popstar?

What if I'll never be accepted for who I am?

My eye's twitching, isn't it? I can feel my eye twitching!

Vee, relax.

It makes sense that you and your eye are freaking out.

You do have a lot going on today.

But whatever happens, we'll get through it.

Together.

Okay, I'll try to calm down.

Thanks, Sophie. You always make me feel better.

[sniffs]

Are you sure you brushed your fangs?

No.

Where is my magic dust?

It's gotta be here somewhere.

Oh! Aww, cute, I forgot I had this.

[Sorcerer Queen] You lost your magic dust?

My Queen!

Yes, but, uh... did you also see

I found my favorite band tee?

Halloween is here.

The day foretold in the prophecy.

And you have failed at everything.

Keeping the vampire and the Van Helsing apart,

getting the vampire to leave school--

Don't forget losing my magic dust.

I'm just gonna be quiet now.

I'll send you more dust.

But from now on, we do things my way.

You tried the carrot... now I use the stick.

[slams staff]

[laughs nervously]

Okay.

♪ Slay! ♪

♪ S-L-A-Y ♪

♪ Stepping out into the light ♪

♪ I have never felt so alive ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ S-L-A-Y ♪

♪ Watch me shine shine, shine ♪

♪ Slay! ♪

[♪ instrumental music playing]

See, Vee? Everyone's already dressed up for your livestream tonight.

Wilson Hall loves you.

I guess so.

Even Denim Derek's gone goth.

Word on the street is, his pajamas are denim, too.

[laughs]

You're right, Sophie. I shouldn't be so nervous.

[Merriweather] Oh, my gosh, Vee.

Oh, tonight's the big night.

You must be so nervous.

Actually, she's fine!

[laughs] I'm sweating just thinking about it.

You don't want to know what's going on underneath this caftan.

I mean, it's one thing performing for the school, but the whole world?

Not the whole world.

I'm sure there's a bunch of kids in time-out

who aren't allowed screen time.

The whole world, minus a few delinquents.

But this is what I admire about you Vee.

You don't care what anyone else thinks.

All right, I'm gonna walk now because I need to get a breeze up in here.

-Whoo! -[laughs nervously]

[inhales]

Sophie, she has me sweating in my caftan too,

and I don't even know what a caftan is.

I have a brilliant plan

to figure out who this pouch belongs to.

Hey! Anybody drop a pouch?

Worth a shot.

Was it?

[sighs] This is harder than I thought.

Anyone here could be the secret sorcerer.

Or a secret nose picker.

When you live in the walls, you see things.

Do you think the sorcerer's hiding from us?

They must have known we were supernaturals.

Maybe we've just gotten really good at hiding our identities.

Your wig is on backwards.

And I'm making it work.

I mean, seriously.

First, Vee ruins the musical,

and then she gets to do this Halloween livestream thing?

Talk about vampire overload, right?

"Hi, I'm Vampirina!

I'm only awake at night,

but you have to hear about me all day long!"

[all laughing]

That was a good one, right?

That's not what I sound like,

is it?

Come on, girl! Who cares about Megan?

Are you a popstar about to take the world by storm?

Or are you a... [in low voice] Hallo-weenie?

[gasps] Sophie, language.

Happy Halloween, guys.

I found my ring, and I'm gonna leave it on today,

just in case, you know...

oops, kaboom, ahh.

Still no luck finding out who this magic dust belongs to?

What does it even do, anyway?

Sorcerers use it to cast spells.

Some also say eating it protects against their magic potions.

But I wouldn't recommend it.

Tastes like gremlin dandruff.

Uh, don't ask me how I know.

Can it also protect me against my haters?

Sadly, no.

Haters gonna hate.

Good news, students!

Our Halloween poll went viral!

We've got a lot of underemployed alumni out there

with too much time on their hands.

And the answer to,

"What is the most terrifying Halloween creature?" is...

a vampire!

[hisses]

Seriously?

I'm not surprised.

I think we're all a little over vampires.

Okay, that's it!

Hold my hoops.

And my wig!

No, she's right.

I mean, clearly, people don't like vampires

and it might only be a matter of time before they don't

-like Vampirina either. -That's not true.

Yeah, everyone loves Vampirina.

Thanks, but you guys are just saying that

because you don't want to hurt my feelings.

What I need is brutal honesty.

[knocking at door]

Ugh,

this is why I need a doorman.

[sighs]

That is exactly the kind of savage energy I need.

May I cross your threshold?

Okay, grandma.

Whoa!

I know. What do you want?

I really need advice from someone

who won't sugarcoat it.

And you are my day-one hater.

Aww, I have been really generous

with my unsolicited opinions, haven't I?

I've been sitting on one about your eyeliner.

Look, I really need this performance to go well tonight,

and I think that everybody's getting tired of my vampire persona.

What should I do?

Well, the number-one rule of stardom

is, "You've got to give the people what they want."

Wait, that's number two. Number one is,

"Never take the dressing room next to the bathroom."

So if people aren't into vampires...

Then you have to turn Vampirina into something new.

Rebrand!

Come up with a new gimmick.

But it's not a gimmick.

It's me being true to myself.

Which is the most important thing for an artist, right?

Well, Britney and I are gonna pretend we didn't hear that.

Do you really want to become a pop star?

That's why I came to this school.

That's why I left home and risked--

Well, a lot.

I want it more than anything.

More than being "True to yourself?"

I didn't know I'd ever have to choose.

[phones chime]

Oh, no, this is trending!

And they somehow got both of your bad sides.

Oh, I'm supposed to be in hair and wardrobe right now for a sound check.

Britney, help!

Vampirina needs a new gimmick.

I've been waiting over a year for this day.

It's makeover time.

I need six yards of tulle and a spool of chicken wire!

Who are you talking to?

No questions while I'm in the zone.

[♪ instrumental music playing]

Man,

we've been looking for that sorcerer all day.

Look, we all know how hard it can be to keep

supernatural powers a secret.

Harder for some than others.

I have labeled the front and back of my wig now,

thank you very much.

I can't believe Vee went to get advice from Britney.

I think she's losing it.

[Vee] I'm here for sound check!

I take it back.

-She's lost it. -[Vee taps mic] Mic check one, two.

OMG! Hi, everyone.

I'm Vampirina, your candy-pop princess,

and definitely not a vampire. [giggles]

Oh, bats.

[Vee] Are we ready?

Five, six, seven, eight!

[♪ music playing]

♪ Midnight calling ♪

♪ Everybody loves the girl in pink ♪

♪ Dancing through the chaos like a beauty queen ♪

That's enough. Yeah.

Okay,

that felt really good.

Also, I think I got glitter on, like, someone's grave.

Hey, girl. You doing okay?

Are we having some big feelings?

Bestie! What do you think of my new look?

It's sick, right?

Yep, like a unicorn threw up.

Yeah, I mean...

You look great. You always look great. But--

Ooh, thanks! Well, I'd better go change clothes.

We don't want the new and improved Vampirina

-getting messed up before tonight! -Right.

-Of course not! -[Sophie] It's so great...

Bye!

Uh-oh!

-I'm worried. -I hate it.

[knock on door]

Hi. Can we talk?

You probably have some questions.

And maybe a few comments. [clears throat]

Are you sure about this non-vampire Vampirina thing?

I'm just...trying out a new gimmick.

Yeah, but being a vampire isn't a gimmick.

It's who you are.

Yeah, well, being myself has been getting in the way of a lot of things lately.

World-ending prophecy ring a bell?

I know, but the prophecy-- we have a visitor!

Hey, Hazel.

Wow, such a pretty dress.

Aw, that's so sweet.

You're making this really tough.

Making what tough?

[blows magic dust]

What? What just happened?

So you're the secret sorcerer?

Where have you taken us?

You're at the Sorcerer Senate's best jail cells.

We really tried to make them homier with all the curtains.

Well, I love what you've done with the place.

-Oh, really? -No!

Let us out!

I wish I could, but I was sent to Wilson Hall to keep you both apart,

and I haven't been doing a good enough job.

So the Senate made me bring you here.

So you've been plotting against us this whole time?

You're not the mayor of Girl's Girl Town.

You're the mayor of...

Betrayal-berg!

It was only way to save the world and to keep

the prophecy from coming true.

You know about the prophecy?

We sorcerers kind of know everything,

but if it helps at all, I really have

loved hanging out with you guys.

It would be great if after all this

-we could still be friends. -[laughs] Of course we can.

-Oh, really? -No! Let us out!

The vampire and the Van Helsing?

You brought both of them?

Sorry, my Queen, but they're never apart!

I kept waiting for you to go to the bathroom, Vee,

but you never do!

Are you dehydrated?

Why did you bring us here?

Yeah. One more absence and I have to pick up trash in the Quad.

Why are you here?

Oh, children,

it's so that I can give you everything you've ever dreamed of.

Where is Vee?

It's almost time for the livestream.

Do you think she has cold feet?

Uh, nope, just regular human-temperature feet!

Well, she better get here, or else I'm gonna have

to tell Millie's team that we're canceling it.

No, don't do that!

Vee has a record deal with Millie.

If we cancel the stream, she could drop Vee altogether.

Sorry, kids, I don't know what to do here.

Live means live.

I mean, I guess I could get out there with my baton...

Or... Demi and I can be Vee's warm-up act.

Yeah, that's a good idea too. Yeah.

I just moisturized my hands, so...

I can DJ.

And I'll grab my revised draft of "The Big Stink!"

Like heck you will.

Fine, I'll dance. Philistines!

Let us out of here.

I can't let you out. You're too dangerous.

And it is the sorcerers' duty as the governing body

of all supernaturals to keep our world safe.

But as I said, I have a proposition for you.

I will not hear a single second

of what you have to say.

Oh, but what if I say I could give you pop-stardom,

acceptance from your peers,

and a chance to be with the boy you care about?

I will hear 30 seconds of what you have to say.

You're lying. We have to stay apart because of the prophecy.

Ah, uh-uh.

But the prophecy only concerns a Van Helsing and a vampire.

Not a Van Helsing and a human.

My Queen, what are you saying?

There exists a potion that could take away all of your vampire-ness.

Drink it, and you're both free to go,

and live the life you've always dreamed of.

And if I don't?

Then I turn you into chinchillas.

But if that's your choice, give us some notice.

We need to buy the pellets.

I'll let you have a moment to make your decision.

Choose well.

I'm just gonna leave this right here.

[chuckles]

My Queen,

is all of this really necessary?

Vee and Elijah welcomed me to the school.

They're good people.

They're not villains.

And I need their votes for prom queen.

Are you really doubting our mission?

-No, I-- -We sorcerers are trying

to keep our existence from crumbling.

Why else would I have sent all those bad omens?

Wait.

The meteor, the swarm of crows, the dead tree, the plague of trolls--

You did all those things?

Well, some of it was Mafalda, she had the troll hook-up.

I thought it was the prophecy.

It was because of the prophecy.

You've heard what it threatens.

We can't have that, or any of the rest of it coming true.

What do you mean "The rest of it"?

Is there more to the prophecy?

What are you hiding?

[slams staff]

Careful, Apprentice.

You do still want your sorcerer's staff, don't you?

Of course I do.

Then stop asking questions.

And get me a latte.

And maybe a croissant. Saving the world makes me peckish.

[♪ intense music playing]

[effort grunts]

I can't get us out of here.

My powers aren't working.

Same.

I guess we'll go with Plan B.

[yelling] Help!

Help!

Elijah, what if I consider her offer?

You mean Proposition Chinchilla?

Mmm-mmm. They kind of weird me out.

It's the small hands.

No, I mean...

what if I drank the potion?

You're... you're kidding.

You love being a vampire. You can't give it up.

But if I did, then all of this would be over.

Being a prisoner, always feeling like an outsider.

And the fact that you and I might end the world.

This prophecy has never made sense to me.

Why would the universe want to keep us apart so badly?

Because it hates vampires! Just like your family does,

and the sorcerers, and everyone at school.

And the way the world might hate me if

I perform as Vampirina.

But you're changing all of that.

I tried.

But maybe I was always gonna have to choose between

being a pop star and being accepted as myself.

Vee,

I know having to live in two worlds

is nothing new to you.

But you've been juggling two things at once

ever since you got to Wilson.

You're new and old, funny and mysterious,

light and dark...

But being two things makes you more, not less.

It's what makes you Vee.

Sometimes being me is really hard.

Yeah. But...

isn't it still worth it?

Time's up.

I have a Halloween party to get to.

Ironically, I'm going as a vampire.

Have you made your decision?

I'm still thinking.

Oh, Vee, you already know the answer in your heart.

You've known it for a while now.

All you have to do is finally accept it.

-Vee, don't. -Just give me a second.

[♪ intense music playing]

You know what?

You're right.

-[both] No! -[gulps]

[sighs]

Oh, yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Me! I did it!

I did it! I have saved us all.

You're quite welcome, everyone.

Apprentice, high five! Oh, no, too slow! [laughs]

So can we go?

Oh, yeah, right. Be gone!

Vee! I can't believe you gave up being a vampire.

You shouldn't have done that.

I know.

And I didn't.

[fangs clink]

Wait, wait, wait. How did you--

Magic dust.

I had some right before I drank from the chalice.

Demi's right. It does protect against potions

and tastes like gremlin dandruff.

Gross. But now I kinda wanna try it.

So what changed your mind?

The Sorcerer Queen was right.

I had the answer in my heart all along.

And you helped me see it.

Well, I do my best work under pressure.

You know, being a vampire is hard,

but it's also the best.

And you only get one afterlife.

I'm not living mine as someone else.

I know that's right.

Now, let's get you to your livestream

before the Sorcerer Queen realizes you tricked her.

Yeah, and the sooner I perform,

the sooner I can burn that dress.

Yeah, I'll bring the matches.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

And that, my friends, is called the Shorty George!

[slow claps]

Okay.

Can't you do a cooler dance?

Can't you play a cooler song?

I can only paint with the colors I'm given!

[♪ "The Charleston" playing]

Well, that's more like it!

Oh, now watch out, I'm gonna hit you

with some Apple Jacks!

A little of this! A little of that.

It's so bizarre I can't look away.

Like watching a poodle walk on its hind legs.

Do you think Vee got spooked by the meme I made?

That was you?

It was hilarious, right?

Nobody thinks I'm funny 'cause I'm so pretty.

[all chanting] Vampirina! Vampirina! Vampirina!

All right. All right, guys, that's enough. Time to call it.

Time of death, Apple Jacks.

No! These legs can get stankier, I swear.

Yes, you're very special, but I'm gonna make the announcement.

-Hello, Wilson Hall! -[students cheering]

And the rest of the world!

Who's ready to get this Halloween party started?

[students cheering]

Yeah!

♪ Midnight calling ♪

♪ Midnight calling ♪

♪ Everybody loves the girl in pink ♪

♪ Dancing through the chaos like a beauty queen ♪

♪ But underneath the glitter and the makeup glow ♪

♪ There's another side they'll never really know ♪

♪ I've been keeping secrets in my bloodstream ♪

♪ Smiling in the daylight like a daydream ♪

♪ But tonight the ceiling's coming down ♪

♪ I can hear the voices getting loud ♪

♪ I don't wanna hide anymore ♪

♪ Lock the shadows outside the door ♪

♪ If they came for perfect they got it wrong ♪

♪ This is how I really belong ♪

♪ Let the monster out ♪

♪ Let her run wild ♪

♪ Rebel creature Fearless vampire ♪

♪ Hands up, no games ♪

♪ We're all the same ♪

♪ Beautiful monsters ♪

♪ Dancing untamed ♪

♪ I don't wanna be your fantasy ♪

♪ Pretty little perfect personality ♪

♪ If you came for real then follow me ♪

♪ Into the night where I'm finally free ♪

♪ I don't wanna hide anymore ♪

♪ Lock the shadows outside the door ♪

♪ If they came for perfect they got it wrong ♪

♪ This is how I really belong ♪

♪ Let the monster out ♪

♪ Let her run wild ♪

♪ Rebel creatures Fearless vampire ♪

♪ Hands up, no games ♪

♪ We're all the same ♪

♪ Beautiful monsters ♪

♪ Dancing untamed ♪

♪ Dancing untamed ♪

[students cheering]

That's right.

I'm Vampirina. And I'm here to stay!

[students cheering and applauding]

[students cheering and applauding]

Oh, Vampirina.

You thought you could fool me, and you did.

Everyone has an off day.

But now, you must pay the price.

[indistinct chatter]

[chanting] From my staff, my minions shall rise.

An army of undead will bring your demise!

[laughing maniacally]

[♪ intense music playing]

[groaning]

[♪ closing theme music playing]