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Wow, so glad you're doing fine.

Yeah, tell me, what's that like?

Oh, did you even cry a little? Try a little? Wow, new girl

in all-time flat.

Guess I should stay conject. I'd hate to interrupt you bouncing

back. My bad, you're thinking your kids is lost.

My bad, you need to be moving.

long enough to know the answers yes wow so glad you're doing fine

thanks

again

for all your help sophie thank you for writing that kick butt girl power

I did not know you were hiding some Olivia Rodrigo in you.

My bad.

So, are you ready to post it? No, no, no, no, no.

Not yet.

I just wanted to get all those feelings about Elijah out of my system.

You know, like music therapy.

Wow, so mature.

Maybe you should try some of that, Mr. Flufferson.

He's got unresolved trauma from when my mom put him in the washing machine.

That explains the empty look in his eyes.

Anyway, that video helped cure my writer's block so I can move on to other

songs from my Millie album.

Man, I can't wait to scream-sync this after my first heartbreak.

And who might that be with?

Oh, he doesn't go here.

He lives in Europe and rides a horse.

Never mind.

Bigfoot's toenails.

Goblin snot.

And... Dragon warts.

Ethically sourced, of course.

Things I do to save the world.

What?

I know I have ulterior motives, but a bop is a bop.

I know Halloween is coming, but luckily, V is right where I want her.

Now I just have to take care of the Van Helsing.

Once Elijah drinks this love potion, he'll fall for the first person he sees.

Which I'll make sure is Brittany.

Turning their PR relationship into the real deal. And he'll forget all about V.

Goodbye, V'Lijah.

Hello, Brit-Lijah.

believe the day I'm having. I ordered a strawberry smoothie and instead they

gave me a peanut butter chocolate and banana with cacao nibs on top.

They gave you an Elijah special?

Do you want it? Chocolate makes me hyper.

Please take it from her.

She's one sugar rush away from needing a toddler leash.

Thanks, Hazel.

Happy to take one for the team.

What are you doing?

What do you get the girl who had everything?

Validation.

Really worried about you.

But still excited that we're trending.

Yay! You should celebrate with a smoothie.

Everyone is loving our latest dance video.

So glad I changed the song.

Oh, you changed it? Yeah, I had to. This one fits the dance way better. Am I

right?

Why would you do that? Maybe I'm following his meet and be song.

Ugh, Elijah, get over yourself.

It's from a super popular Broadway musical.

And you don't own Broadway.

About one day, I will.

Bea's gonna be crushed when she sees this. Boo!

You should cheer yourself up with a smoothie.

No, no, no, no. I gotta go explain. I gotta go. Wait, your smoothie.

I need to stop this.

I'm ordering that topper, Leesh.

Why did I just pass Elijah running down the hall shouting, this is worth raising

my sneakers for?

He's being a total diva.

Too bad he left a smoothie behind.

Ooh, an Elijah special?

Don't mind if I do.

Guess what? It's Sloppy Joe Day!

I love Sloppy Joes.

Right? Up top.

Sophie? You okay?

V! Whatever you do, do not check the internet.

Why?

Has it gained consciousness?

I thought we had more time!

Just do yourself a favor and do not look at Britney's latest dance post.

Well, now I have to see it.

Okay, here.

I've seen enough.

Isn't it awful?

I can't believe he did that to you.

Boys who dance are trouble.

I don't get it.

It's one thing to move on so quickly, but to use our song with Britney?

How could he?

Ah, honey, listen.

As the mayor of Girls Girl Town, I would never tell another girl boss how to

feel, so you tell me how you feel. Sad, hurt, angry, furious, furiously angry?

You know what?

Yeah. I guess I am pretty angry.

That's totally valid.

Elijah knew that video would hurt your feelings, and he let Brittany post it

anyway. Yeah, who does that? If only you had a way to work through this with

some, I don't know, music therapy?

Wait, I wrote a song.

Of course you did, Queen.

You have to post it. Elijah expressed himself. Now it's your turn.

Yeah, it's my turn.

Oh, you have no idea.

So, um, I'm guessing you saw the post?

I can explain.

Sure. I want to hear what you have to say.

Okay. You know what? Me first.

I'm upset, and my feelings are valid. The mayor of Girl's Girl Town decreed

it.

Wait, didn't you just give me a smoothie in the dining hall?

Smoothie?

About that post?

Oh, you mean the one where you were dancing with Britney and stomping all

over my heart in your stupid angry shoes?

See, before you say something, you may regret about my shoes.

I can explain everything.

Don't bother.

It's pretty clear that you're over me.

Over you? I mean, all I've wanted to do these last few days is talk to you

again.

Really? Yes.

As soon as I saw Britney's post, I ran here. She and I aren't even together.

It's a PR relationship to get more followers.

So then it was all fake.

Well, you can't fake that kind of tally.

But look, I had no idea Britney was going to use our song.

So you didn't post that video to hurt my feelings?

I would never do that. This is all a misunderstanding.

I'm so sorry, V.

Okay.

Got it.

Apology accepted.

Honesty, there's probably something I should show you.

Aww, I'm your wallpaper.

Yeah, remember that attitude two minutes from now.

Come here often?

To the dining hall?

Cupid, we have a problem.

Hey, Sorcery, I... I'm gonna make a love potion antidote to my to-do list.

There you are, Sophie.

I like the way you say my name.

Sophie. Oh.

Goosebumps.

So, what are you being for Halloween?

I'm thinking two words.

Personal space?

Couple's costume.

Oh, what costume?

Oh, wait.

I get it now.

You have a crush on me.

Guilty.

It was bound to happen.

All the ghouls want to be Demi's little boo thing.

Boop.

I'm in trouble.

your quill cuts deep but you wrote this about me you're my muse i'm not amused i

shouldn't have posted it and i'm sorry i just i wasn't thinking straight you know

with the halloween live stream that dumb stupid prophecy and i have a c in

geometry well it is taught by a piano teacher you do the math i can't

i get it you're under a lot of pressure but the worst part

Is being without you feels like my bat wings were clipped when all I want to do

is fly?

Wait, that's a good song, Derek.

See what you do to me?

Oh, I saw.

I'll just take the video down now.

Done. Then nobody's ever gonna see it.

Oh, wait till everyone sees this.

Silly V, nothing ever disappears from the internet.

new music video?

Somebody did her wrong.

I wonder who.

It's Elijah.

If you think me and Elijah should stay apart forever, you should tell them so.

Hi, Elijah.

Hey.

What, Tony? Do I have something in my teeth?

Yeah, a web of lice.

And a little spinach.

But you deserve it. Leave it in there.

Okay.

Only two people saw the video.

Okay. More than two people saw it.

Professor Jenkins?

I got a note saying chemistry class has moved here.

I'm not Professor Jenkins.

But I do want to talk chemistry.

chemistry I gave you cargo pants you gave me rainbow

rice cake something strange is happening a feeling I can't shake

you're flying right into my heart

600

Is this seat free?

Guess they all are.

Okay.

Oh! Hey!

Y'all know what time it is? Chef's kiss, remember?

Hold on.

Hey, cart's time, lunch time, hit them with a punchline, MC's with...

The fang gang loves you, Vampirina!

Fang gang?

Wow. They are really loving my persona.

Boo, Elijah!

Boo, Elijah.

Hey, what's going on?

Apparently, your video's still out there.

Look at this DM.

You fumbled a baddie. Way too Elijah-it.

They're so mad they made me a ver.

They called me a baddie?

Oh, right, not the point.

Don't worry.

I started this and I'm gonna fix it.

Hey, Fang Gang!

There was a misunderstanding.

Elijah is a good guy.

You're too nice, V.

Don't let him gaslight you.

He didn't just hurt you, he hurt all of us. And we will never forget it.

Guess I really tapped into something, didn't I?

You know what?

I'm accepting it.

I'm gonna end up like my Uncle Earl.

No friends, no teeth, no front door.

Come on, Elijah.

You have friends.

See? Brittany's here. She'll have your back.

my engagement.

I'll buy you a car.

And unfollow me!

You were saying?

I'm sorry.

I just wish this all had a different ending.

That's it.

A different ending.

Whatever you're doing, don't Elijah it.

Huh. That is pretty good.

He loves me.

He loves me not?

He loves me.

He loves me not?

Stupid flower, what do you know?

Hi, Sophie.

What you doing?

Just setting up a little picnic for my boo thing.

Girl, you are thirsty.

Maybe this will help.

Thanks.

Mmm, what flavor is this?

Strawberry banana with a side of memory wiping antidote.

Hey, girl.

We need to talk.

Okay.

Well, I appreciate all the gifts.

The lifetime subscription box from Fedora Fanatic was a nice touch.

This isn't working for me.

Yeah, I'm aware the fedoras aren't working for you.

It's not you.

It's me.

I'm just a ghost sitting in front of a girl asking if we can still be friends.

And I'm just a girl sitting in front of a ghost wondering what the heck it's

talking about.

I see what you're doing.

You... don't remember?

This is... really weird.

I'm gonna go. But you stay and enjoy this... picnic that somebody set up.

Don't lose hope!

You're still young.

Hey, do you have a pen?

Oh, Chantal.

Oh, you too?

Thanks for sticking with me, guys.

Yeah, totally.

I definitely came here to support you guys and not to sell some limited

edition merch.

Looking good, Fang Gang.

You want me to haunt her? I can put a landline in her room. It's my signature

move.

I'm good.

And you need to update your moves.

About to watch my bestie, Vampirina.

She's so talented.

And totally deserving of all this praise.

And I deserve an Oscar.

Justice for Vampirina!

Want us to fight, Elijah?

No, no, no.

Um, actually, fun fact, most vampires don't even do that.

Don't ask how I know that.

Thanks so much for loving my new song.

But you actually haven't heard the whole thing yet.

There's a new ending that'll show you how I really feel.

Want to hear it?

Thanks for clearing my name.

I'm just glad it worked.

So, you really think I'm the best guy you know?

Maybe.

But writing it down made me realize... Yeah, me too.

I don't want space anymore.

Jinx. Curse upon you as well.

So, does this mean you're gonna keep me as your wallpaper?

You're not gonna let me live that down, are you?

But yeah.

i want whatever version of you i can have let's never let anything come

between us again