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Hey, Fred.

You know, it's almost Saturday night and we don't have any action lined up yet.

Yeah. You know, this is the toughest town in the U.S. of A to get laid in.

Oh, maybe we should go to New York.

You know, one of those singles bars and pick up a little tail.

That takes money.

We ain't got money.

Besides, I went to one of those singles bars once.

Yeah? Yeah.

All the broads kept whispering in my ear, meet me later, meet me later, meet

me later.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing, except they never told me where.

Figures. Give me that.

I don't know.

Hey, look at this one. Wow.

It's unbelievable.

Shit.

Jeez.

Much.

Hey, hey, hey, no fat Louise tonight, boy.

What are you up to?

Let's grab her, throw her in the back seat and ball her.

Hey, what are you, nuts?

We'll get the chair for rape.

Hey, come on, don't be so damn chicken.

Now look, we'll give her such a fantastic fuck that she won't even

bother to go to the cops.

We're not that good.

Hey, speak for yourself.

Besides, I don't want to ball no chick in no backseat in no car.

That's high school stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is.

Hey, let's take her to my sister's cabin.

She left the keys with me while she went to California.

All right?

Might work.

Come on. Let's follow her.

Can I help you with your package?

Oh, thanks.

Yeah.

Help me with her, will you?

I think she fainted. Come here. Get her in the car. Help me drag her. I think

she fainted.

Here. I can't drive this way.

Come on, you jerk. Open up the back door.

Can you get it?

Ah.

Hey, we didn't flip the purses yet.

Get up here and make a right.

Got you.

Carry the broad.

Oh, come on, why? I'm tired.

You carry her.

She just kicked me in the nuts and you want me to carry her?

Jesus, what do you want me to do, get a hernia?

All right, come on. Hey, take her in the back door. We don't want the neighbors

seeing us out front Hey, what'd you do to her?

You're

afraid

you're a real prick, you know?

Hey, I need some help with this over here. Come here.

Oh, God.

Fuck. I need to pull off boots.

I got the socks easy enough.

Here, have a seat.

Oh, that's what I was going to walk.

When you finish up, I'll go in the kitchen.

Okay.

Hey, Dumbo, get in here.

What the hell you been doing?

Nothing.

What's the matter? The cops found us? No, nothing like that.

Hey, I think we hit the jackpot with this broad. You know who she is?

Yeah, I know who she is. She's some broad.

I mean, just some broad.

She's Jackie Miller.

Looks like she comes from a pretty wealthy family.

So what?

So we're gonna ball her and then we're gonna get her old man to come across

with a little money for her safe return, huh?

Ransom. Yeah.

Oh, you finally flipped.

The cops and the FBI will be on our ass so fast. Oh, look, you don't know what

you're talking about.

The cops only step in because these guys ask for too much money.

Now, all we're going to ask for is a lousy five grand.

What's five grand to a guy like Miller?

Who's going to call the cops for a lousy five G's, huh?

Hey, besides, this is for the needy, not the greedy, huh?

Yeah, but geez, what if your sister comes back from California?

Yeah, she won't be back for another couple of months.

You know, look, I want you to go down to that phone booth on the main road.

Call this number on her I.D.

Go down to the phone room.

Call the ID.

Hey, you got a dime? You tell whoever answers that we've got Jackie.

I can't call if I don't have a dime. Okay, now here's what you're going to

tell them.

Memorize this.

We've got Jackie.

If you ever want to see her again, you've got to come across with five

grand.

But I don't have a dime.

Will you forget the dime?

I'll give you a dime.

Jesus.

Now let me hear what I just told you.

If you want five grand, you gotta give us Jackie.

Jerk.

We've got Jackie.

If you ever wanna see her again, you gotta give us five grand.

We got Jackie.

If you ever want to see her again, you've got to give us five grand.

Forget the dime. I'll call Colette.

How the hell are you going to call Colette from a pay phone?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Her father might cheap her a couple of think skates.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, wait a minute. I almost forgot.

Tell him that you're going to call back again tomorrow to let him know where he

can leave the money.

You got that? Or do I have to write it down for you?

What's the matter?

You sure you know what I'm doing?

Yeah, don't you?

Well, I guess so.

But remember, leave the broad alone.

We haven't flipped for firsties yet.

And that's the rules.

You know, that's what I like about you.

I'm worried about five grand and all you can think about is who's gonna go first

Now get the hell out of here

See, honey?

I told you to behave yourself.

Hey, this is for you.

Now you can either lie back...

and get laid, or I can force myself.

It's up to you.

What the hell are you crying for? I haven't done anything yet.

Hey, come on, come on, stop the crying, all right?

Crying turns me off.

I can't stand to hear a chick crying.

Oh, shit.

Hey, look, will you stop crying? It's ruining me.

I'm getting out of here before I get a complex.

Hello?

This Jackie's father?

Yes, this is Mr. Miller.

Hello? We got Jackie.

You got Jackie? Now that's your hard luck.

Well, uh, we got Jackie, and we want five grand.

Five grand, huh?

Well, why don't you try welfare?

Or better yet, try work.

Hello?

Hello?

Jackie's father?

Hello?

Her father's a crazy bastard.

You know what he said?

What? If we want five grand, we should get a job or go on welfare.

And then he hung up.

Hung up?

Yeah, he laughed at me.

Like I was some kind of jerk or something.

Well, maybe we should have dropped the price to four grand.

He never gave me a chance.

Let's forget about the ransom. I want to get laid.

Tell you what I'm gonna do old buddy, buddy, buddy.

I'm gonna let you go first Hey Now we'll flip for it like we always do

no, no, no you go ahead go first You banged her while her old man was

working me over on the phone no Now would I do that to a nice guy like you?

What kind of a friend would I be huh?

Yeah, but you never let me go first, except with Fat Louise.

Look, I want you to be the first one to grab onto this... beautiful piece of

ass.

Nah, nah, we'll flip.

It's the only fair way.

No, I don't understand you.

God, are you a fucking bunny?

I mean, look, here's the... your chance to get laid by the most beautiful piece

of... Either one of us has ever had, and all you can think of is... After you,

Gaston.

Flip.

All right, all right.

Here, call it.

Ten.

What is it? Ads.

You always win.

Can I do two out of three?

Nah. You want fair and square.

What are you doing?

Get in there and screw the broad so I can screw her. I want to get laid. I'm

tired. I need a little rest first.

You know, that kick in the balls really hurt.

Bullshit. I know you.

Now get in there.

I want to get laid.

I want to finish my beer first.

Well, then hurry up and finish it. Come on. All right, all right. Finish it. All

right.

Get in there. Oh, God.

You again.

Sorry, honey, I gotta do this.

My friend will think I'm a fag or something.

Well, why didn't you tell me you were so well hung?

Why didn't you tell me you were so hung up?

Well, maybe you can help me I don't want to be so hung up and uptight

Why

don't you tell me you were like this in the car I

tried to but you didn't listen

Oh.

Oh, God.

I hate to say it, I told you so.

Let's do it again.

Not now.

I gotta have a cigarette.

You smoke in bed?

Only in king-size beds.

I thought you were in trouble.

Oh, so that's your game, you lousy creep.

Sorry, baby, but Will's my best friend.

One for all, all for one, all that jazz.

Don't you come near me. I'll split your skull open.

Relax, lady.

Freddy taught me everything he knows.

That wasn't much.

Is that all you?

That's all of me.

Well, is that all you can say?

Just one more thing.

What?

Why not take all of me?

You're old.

Fuck!

Where did you get the gown?

I found it in the closet.

Probably my sister's.

Right after coffee, champ.

Into the bedroom.

Nope. I'm tired.

Didn't you get enough last night?

Not really.

Okay, love machine.

Coffee and into the bedroom.

I've got to go call your father about the money.

See you later.

Looks like me and you again, champ.

Nope. Don't want to.

You can't make me.

Hello, this is the boys again.

Listen, if you want to get Jackie back, you'll have to give us four grand.

What's the matter? Welfare turn you down?

Isn't this ridiculous?

What the hell took you so long?

He's a nut!

He's a goddamn nut!

Yeah, what'd he say this time?

He left.

And then he hung up on me.

He's as crazy as she is.

What the hell happened while I was gone?

She raped me!

Yeah, but what the hell did you tie yourself to the table for?

I didn't tie myself to the table!

God, are you dumb!

Don't tell me that she... Oh, no!

Oh, no!

No!

Your turn!

Do I have another night like last night? I'll have a hornet's hat!

Mm-hmm.

Hey, hey, hey, wake up. Come on, wake up, wake up.

I said wake up. Come on. Hey, Jackie isn't here. Now, come on, we've got to

find her.

Leave me alone.

Oh, shit, man. She could send us to prison for life.

Hey, come on. Where the hell is she?

I don't know. Leave me alone.

Maybe she's in the kitchen making breakfast.

I want to get some sleep.

For Christ's sake, man, we got a crisis on our hands.

Leave me alone. I want to get some water. Hey, look, I can't find her

anywhere. Now, when was the last time you saw her?

Last night.

Down there between her legs saying, I'm going to eat you up alive.

I'm going to eat you up alive.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

You're a breakfast champ.

Then I'll see you in the bedroom.

Oh, no. No. Today we rest up.

How about you, love machine?

Right after breakfast?

Not me.

I'm not going. I'm on strike.

Oh, I see.

Going on strike.

Need a little rest, huh?

Well, you know, I've thought about that.

I could arrange a very nice, long rest.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sound good?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think 20 years for kidnapping, 20 years for rape, 20 years

for holding me prisoner.

You get my meaning?

Oh.

We could sure use a little rest.

Oh. Well, you've got 10 minutes. Enjoy your rest.

See you in the bedroom.

Yes?

Hello. This is the...

You know you're crazy.

You know that?

Hank. The two of you. Hank, you gotta help us out. This chick is wearing us

out. I'm telling you, she's driving us nuts.

Do you know that you get life?

Life in prison for kidnapping in this state? Do you know that? This girl is

too much, Hank. You gotta stay and help us. You take me back. You take me back

now. Hank.

Jackie, meet my brother, Hank.

Pleasure.

Maybe I'll stay around for a little while anyway.

Let's go make sure that she doesn't kill him.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

And then it's back to the bedroom.

Come on, we need a little rest.

Listen, you try and call a stop, I'm gonna call the cops.

You got that?

Hey,

she's gonna ruin your two lives.

You're not gonna live to collect the ransom.

And I'm going to get out of here before she ruins me.

We sure could use a little rest.

Yeah.

Hey. Hey, I got an idea.

Will, you drive Hank and me to that phone booth. And I'm going to call her

old man.

And you can take Hank home and then come back and pick me up, okay? Yeah, good.

What about Jackie?

What about her?

I don't know. What about her?

We won't get away. We'll take her clothes and hide them someplace.

Yeah.

She's not going to go outside naked, that's for sure. It's too cold.

Hello. Hey, listen, sweetheart.

Now, we're not playing around anymore, see?

We want $1,500.

Go on, forget it.

$1,000?

Oh, come on. You've got to do better than that.

$750 and not a penny less.

$500 and not a penny more.

Okay, okay.

$500.

Bring it to the fountain in the park at 2 this afternoon.

Okay, I'll have Jackie's younger sister bring it to you.

Yeah, we'll make sure she's on time.

Oh, she'll be there.

Well, it's all set.

Yeah, what did he say?

Well, he's only going to give us $500.

Well, I guess it's better than nothing.

Yeah.

Your sister's going to bring it to us in the park.

I don't know. I don't like it. She's probably going to bring 500 cops with

her. Yeah.

Hey, look, let's play it smart.

We'll get there ahead of time and check it out.

Gotcha.

Boy, you thinking of anything?

Jesus, I hope so.

First, I can just go for coffee.

Make sure of it, boy.

Let's give it a shot.

Excuse me, lady. We hate to bother you, but we've lost our car.

And do you mind letting us use your telephone so we can call a taxi or some

kind of help? We don't have a phone here. Look, can we, uh... Look, I don't

know if I can trouble you or anything, but can we get a cup of coffee or

something? Well, if that's all you want, come on in.

Coffee's ramming.

You all alone here?

Yeah. You been out there long?

Three days.

Oh, wow.

We just got out there at 3 o'clock this morning. Boy, it's cold. You'd like some

nice hot coffee, wouldn't you?

Hot anything right now would do the trick.

Are your guns loaded?

Well, we don't have to load.

You're a real funny guy, aren't you?

Just walking around the woods.

Yeah?

Is there much game out there?

I think we found it right here.

I don't believe this.

Do you have any luck today?

We have luck?

Hey, we have luck today. Look, we just walked in. Just beginning.

Well, maybe you'd like something to eat.

I thought you'd never ask. No.

Jesus, it's sweeter than venison.

They've been waiting for us out here, haven't they?

Hey,

this place is all right.

I finally meet some big game hunters.

This sure beats beating the bushes.

Let's see which bush I want to beat.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

um um

What?

I don't think she's going to show up.

I had a feeling something would go wrong with this thing.

Hey, yeah, maybe.

Let's look around.

I don't know.

I give up.

Where's the money?

I want to see my sister. Where is she?

I'll take you to her. Get in the car.

Yeah. Come on. Get in the car.

Come on. In the car.

Yes, he's an open.

I don't know. Next week, I hope.

Oh, boy.

What the fuck is that sound? What is that? That's the car.

Oh, what car? My husband's home. You better get out of here.

Oh, he's ferocious.

You could... Oh, I don't know what he'd do, but he better not fudge. He sure

would take a sock.

He'd every day... Socks?

No. Hey, get one for me too, okay? Yeah.

Here.

Thanks.

In the bedroom.

Did you bring the money?

Did I bring the money?

Okay, I'm so glad Daddy sent you.

Me too, you lucky brat.

We've been stuck up here with those two good-looking guys.

Bet you've been having a ball.

More than one ball.

What about me? I want to get laid, too.

I already thought of that. We'll switch the money, and I guarantee they'll be

back here in a flash and do anything we want.

And scissors.

And an envelope.

You got it.

Hey, let them be.

They probably want a couple of minutes alone together.

Any of those, they free up. What the hell's taking them so long?

Well, now that your sister's here and you're both happy, give us the money and

we'll be on our way. Or we'll take you both back.

We're not going to be here for months.

What? I told you something would go wrong. I knew it. I knew it. Cut it out.

We want to show you how to spend the money. You want to go out into town and

have a real ball.

Not me. I'm not balling anymore.

You've got to be kidding.

Now, come on.

Give us the money and we'll take you home, huh?

No go, no dough.

Okay, baby.

If that's the way you want it, that's the way we'll do it.

You want to have a ball?

We'll have a ball.

Now give us the money and we'll wait for you in the car.

Okay.

Have

you lost

your grapes?

Well, that'll give us a heart attack. Are you insane?

Relax, baby.

We're not going to wait for him in the car.

As soon as we get the money, we'll split.

Here's the money.

I'll go get dressed. I'll be back in just a minute.

Oh, take your time.

We'll wait for you in the car.

Right. Okay, Robert.

20 for you, 20 for me, 20 for you, 20 for me, 20 for you, 20

for me.

Just make sure that's 50-50, little sister.

I think I'm at 50.

20 for you, 20 for me.

Is it me yet? Yes.

Hmm, very nice.

Don't trust me.

Well, I guess we fooled those two, huh?

You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool old Freddy and Willy,

eh?

Yeah, you can say that again.

No more 15 cent cigars for old Will.

Shit,

wait a minute. What's the matter?

Give me that.

package oh come on you know what do you want the package for give it to me hey

we're going to split this what do you mean give it to you what are you doing

oh shit

again god damn we're going back

oh come on oh no no please no fred i don't want to go back there look i

didn't that chick for all these days and nights for a lousy two bucks

It costs more than that and cigarettes.

If I see that girl again, my cock is going to fall off. Please, Fred, no

more. I'm getting that fucking money, man.

I sure feel sorry for the next two guys they pick up.

My sister and I have been driving all night, and we're very tired.

We'd like to get a few hours of rest. Do you mind if we stop at a motel?

I don't mind, but I don't have any money.

Oh, don't worry about it. We have plenty of money.

Hey,

get two connecting rooms and register.

We'll meet you later.

This isn't bad. I like it.

Oh, it's all right.

Turn on the light.

I wish we had something to wear for these two guys and really get them

turned on.

I saw everything.

One for you.

One for me. I picked him up on the way up here.

Matching. Cute.

Yeah.

We can do a little sister's number.

Let's get ready for those two guys.

Really cute. Okay.

Lee, you just about ready?

Yeah, I'm just about ready. What about you?

I think so.

Justin, can you believe it? You wound up with six bags.

It better be good. Why don't we go back and make it with Fred and Will?

Forget that. Those two guys have had it.

Oh, it's just an idea.

Well, why don't we send down for some drinks?

We can call room service and order a bottle of Shevet.

And tonight, I...

How does it drink?

That's a good idea.

Come on in, the tour's out.

Do you want a drink?

Want a drink?

Shit, I need one.

Well, hello.

Hello, Mama.

Hi.

um oh

You know?

I think I want to like some more.

How about it?

No way.

No way.

No.

No.

Why not?

Hey, hey, I know. There's a couple of beautiful dolls next door. Maybe you'd

like them. No?

Yeah. That's right.

That's right. Two beautiful young things over there. I think they'd like to meet

you. Oh, I'm sure they'd like to meet you.

I think I would like to meet them too.

Interesting.