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Ugh, that woman was so rude. She honestly thought I was hitting on her

husband. Well, were you?

No. I just sat down. I didn't even have time.

Are you ever going to change?

You know I'm only kidding.

It's all just a game to me.

Not always. What about Mr. Harrison at NYU?

Oh, my God.

When are you going to let that go?

You broke up his marriage.

I reciprocated his feelings.

He broke up his marriage.

Okay, well then what about the little incident that just caught you firing at

the... Hey!

Hi, baby!

Aw!

I'm so glad you're here.

You want to go for a hike?

Oh, um, I mean, I didn't really bring any hiking shoes, but, I mean, I guess.

Well, I don't want you to be bored. I asked Sean, but he's, uh, not coming out

of the bathroom anytime soon, so... It has been very difficult to share a room

with one bathroom with a man suffering from IBS.

Oh, hey, did you bring hiking shoes?

Oh my god, that's a great idea!

You guys go.

Have so much fun.

I'm going to sit here and get some sun. I'll come to you guys for lunch.

Love you, baby. Have fun.

Bye, babe.

Have a nice relaxing day.

You know, I'm surprised you and Millie are a thing.

Really? Why?

I don't know. I mean, maybe I'm biased because she's my little sister, but I

just feel like I know her better than anybody and I'm used to high school.

I'm just surprised.

I mean, yeah, but...

There's something about her, you know, that I can't really put my finger on,

but it's just stimulating and exciting.

I don't know the right word, but she's just such a free spirit.

Yeah, she is.

Just be careful, Nathan.

The thing that you love about her most might come by you in the ass.

Was the seat taken?

Not at the moment.

I'll move when your wife gets here.

Don't worry.

I didn't mean to get you in trouble earlier. I was just making small talk.

Yeah, she can be a bit oversensitive.

Kind of going through some things.

What kind of things?

Trust issues, obviously.

Well, I don't mean to pry, but what happened? You cheat on her or something?

I can't believe I'm going to tell you this.

Actually, she cheated on me.

Wait.

She cheated on you, and now she's the one with trust issues?

Therapist says that she's projecting her guilt onto me.

So that's why you're a criminal any time you talk to another woman.

Seems like it.

Well, it seems to me if you're going to be accused of being unfaithful, you

might as well call her bluff.

What do you mean?

Thank you.

Hmm.

Right.

Hmm.

Okay.

With the balls.

Should I suck you like this anyway?

Yes.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Fuck.

Uh huh.

Mhmm.