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your juice police academy oh my i mean how about that baby picture i got the

same thighs now who had the good who had the good body your mother your father um

you know my parents are are real kind of simple country people so they've been

eating mashed potatoes and gravy for so long i don't know my mom was pretty hot

though

Oh, I look at these pictures of she and my dad when they were first together.

Yeah. They were, they're very in love still, but they were so in love.

And she was great looking, dark hair, red lipstick, you know. Now that you're

so successful, is she trying to pull herself together, like, if she's gotten

chubbier? Is she alive, first of all? Yes.

No, because otherwise we, otherwise.

I'm sorry, Mom. Just make you, make you cry at the beginning. No, she just died

yesterday, you know. And the guest goes to pieces.

Is she now saying, well, I should pull myself back together and lose weight?

Well, she's traveled a lot, and she's come to visit on a lot of locations, all

the way from a month in Africa to Paris to Italy to Canada. She's been

everywhere. So, I mean, she's absorbed a lot of the culture from her travels,

visiting. But you come from really, like, good Pennsylvania, right?

Farm? Really? Farm stock or country?

It's country community. My parents aren't farmers. My dad has a little

factory. He's a tool and die manufacturer.

What do they think of all this? I mean, this is beyond a good career. I mean,

you're the hottest thing now in America.

Some of it's okay. Some of it's okay.

is exciting for them. Some of it they think, oh, that's great and she's

successful and we love that and everybody loves her and that's great.

And then, you know, sometimes people are nasty and it hurts their feelings

because I'm their little girl. Yeah, what about the press? Press has been

very mean to you.

Well, they've been very nice to me for a long time and now they're doing what

happens, I think, is you become kind of a hot property.

So there's only so much good things they can say about you and then they... Yeah,

they have to make... Also, some people they choose...

to make good, Julie Andrews, she's probably very good, but if she killed 12

people tomorrow, they'd say, she was in a bad mood, PMS.

She was nude in, what was it, SOB? And everyone just forgot about that. And

everyone went like, oh.

That's sweet.

Oh, look, we're fabulous.

And other people just may not have to be bitches. Before we know, Shannon Doherty

may be just a nice girl. The press won't, I doubt it. But, you know.

But you know I'm saying the press doesn't and they're taking you they're

making you like into a sex bitch goddess. Yeah. Yeah good Exactly right

now. Let me see the most important thing which is the ring. I know you're back

there in the dressing room cleaning it with Windex

We'll

just see

Let me just see.

Trust me.

I wouldn't hurt you. We'll look together.

Oh, my God.

Fabulous. Oh, my God. Maybe set in some earrings.

This is not good enough for you.

It's sweet, but it's not big enough.

Oh, please.

Excuse me. She's a movie star. This is a ring for a whiff player.

You know what I'm saying?

I love it. Well, you love him. I love him. When are you going to get married?

This summer.

Big wedding? Is it your first, your second? It's my second wedding. And I

think, you know, because of my current situation and his, it's sort of like

either it's us and my parents or it's 2,000 people.

So I'm sort of in the us and my parents mode and a party later. And a big party

later. Yeah, big. What about...

They told me not to ask you to talk about this, but his wife has been

spreading terrible stories and rumors and being very mean about the whole

thing. I think she's done now that she's engaged to her best friend's husband.

Yeah, yeah.

Could I hear that again?

She's no longer so sweet now that she's engaged to her best friend's husband.

Well, she's busy now, so I suspect she's done.

Doesn't that annoy you? They come out, because you're you, right away you're

the homewrecker and you're this and you're that, and in reality it wasn't

true at all. No.

but I think that it made good tabloid press. And I think generally when you

let someone go, someone who, you know, you're pretty, you know who you are, you

know what you've done. So you know when someone is sideways.

So if you just let them go, they reveal who they are and you just.

Wait. If you wait longer. What about the tabloids? You're all over the tabloids.

What's been the nicest thing they said about you? And can you think of what's

been the meanest or the stupidest? The funniest was, well, at first when this

started to happen, we put a big cork board up in my office and we put it all

up. And I came in one day and there was the, would you be caught dead in this

outfit? And I went, ah!

Why did I do that? Which outfit was that? It was bad.

Was it bad? It was really bad.

I say very bad.

But the Academy Awards, you looked the best. Vera Wang made my dress.

She's so talented. You look like Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe. Like Grace Kelly

with sex appeal. You know what I'm saying? I think she's a great designer.

She makes my evening gowns. Do you pay her?

Isn't that wonderful? Yes.

That's what success is all about.

That's when you know you've made it.