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Okay, so we've got Jimmy, Johnny, Frank, Kelly.

Ugh, God.

Have you had any luck on getting the numbers for the Father's Day party?

Nah, not really.

It's actually been very frustrating trying to get everything together, you know?

I mean, I got all the decorations and things like that.

But now, I'm just super hyper-focused on this guest list.

So, do you know if he talks to Kelly anymore?

I haven't heard him, like, mention her at all.

Okay, what about Billy?

No, I don't think so.

What about Peter?

Who's Peter?

Listen, I need you to help out here.

Like, I just said all these people... I'm trying!

I've been at school!

No, but I really need your help, Grim.

You don't know how stressed out I am.

Your dad is very nosy, and he's already starting to figure things out.

And so, like, a little help here, you know?

Okay, then we should just invite the family.

The family?

No, we need friends and stuff like that.

We don't throw any parties, and I know that he's gonna love having friends here.

I just feel like we need to spice it up a little bit.

Just family?

That's gonna be boring.

Grim, we really need to show him a really special Father's Day.

Mom, I really do care about this party, and I really

want to make it as good for my stepdad as possible.

I just... I always get in the way, and you're really good at party planning.

I just... I don't want to mess anything up for you.

No, no, no.

You won't mess anything up.

This is our holiday.

Remember, you know how many years we haven't had anybody in our lives?

You know, no husband, no father.

Now you actually have a stepfather, and he's amazing!

Mom, I do care.

I just... you know how busy I am with school,

and I don't even know what I could do for him.

I mean, you're the only one who's organizing this.

I just thought I would be hands off and let you do it.

Well, this is what I... this is what I just figured out.

You need to distract him.

Just whatever you do, at all costs, keep him distracted.

I need to get stuff done, so as long as he's off doing

something, whatever you need to do, just keep him distracted.

Got it.

You know, I can do it.

I'll definitely do anything I can to help out.

Okay, so we got this.

You stay on distraction, and I got the rest of the stuff, okay?

Okay.

I hear he's... I hear his car pulling up.

Yeah, I think he... what time is it?

Yeah, he's definitely gonna be here soon.

Um, shh, we need to get everything together and just... Did you get the gift?

God, I completely forgot about the gift!

See what I mean?

That's so amazing!

I know, see what I mean?

Hi!

Hi!

How's the most beautiful woman in the world, huh?

Aww!

How you doing?

So cute!

It's good to see you.

Aww, you too!

You're looking beautiful as always.

Thank you!

So what are we up to?

Oh, nothing.

Nothing.

Just drinking some coffee.

Yeah.

Coffee.

Nothing really.

Boring stuff.

Nothing really.

Well, are we still on for breakfast, or what?

I'm hungry.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We can get some breakfast.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

For sure.

Great.

Ready?

Ready.

Where do you guys want to go?

What?

Why is my mother calling you?

Ooh, I'll take that!

Prim, you got this, right?

Yeah.

Daddy, I have to talk to you about something.

Okay.

About, hey boys!

What boys?

Boys.

Yes!

My mother's calling her boys.

Your boys.

I'm talking to this boy.

I really, really like him.

And...

I'm really attracted to him.

I just... No!

I don't know how to talk to him.

Look, you don't need to worry about boys right now.

You need to worry about school.

Daddy, he plays drums so well and he has really long hair.

Oh my goodness, he's a rocker too on top of it.

Those guys, the only reason they're in band is

because I think they're going to be rock stars.

It's sex, drugs, and rock and roll, right?

Yeah, that sounds cool.

You don't need those guys.

You just need to concentrate on school.

School?

No.

I can always take care of you.

You're fine.

I don't worry about school though.

Right.

I just... he's really fun to talk to and you know I don't have any friends in band.

Well, you can always just talk to me.

You're not in school though.

Who do I talk to when I'm in school?

But I'm home when you get off and I'm here when you wake up.

I just thought you could give me some advice on how to talk to him.

I don't think you need to waste your time on him.

Pretend rock star boys, you know?

I don't think he's going to be pretend.

He's talking about an album he wants to release.

Well, you know I can take care of you.

You don't need to worry about that.

But... it's just not fair.

So many of my friends are dating.

You don't need to be dating, girl.

You're good.

Just come home.

And good ol' step daddy will take care of you.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

Well, I hear you're not sure you're getting wet right now.

Yeah, I just... I don't have anyone to talk to at all.

You don't need to talk to anybody.

You got me?

Oh, wow.

Wow.

I just... I just really like him a lot.

That pussy is so wet for me.

That's embarrassing.

You know, you don't need those rockers.

Those fake band boys.

You know?

You always have your daddy.

I'm right here.

Alright?

Yes, daddy.

Just keep it inside the house.

Okay.

Alright, I got that all taken care of.

Perfect.

So, did you guys decide on a place to go eat or what are we doing?

Uh, not really because, uh, did you know she likes boys?

What?

Yeah.

Oh, and my friends are dating right now.

I didn't think you'd care.

Well, I guess you're getting to that age so I can see that.

You know, girls are a little different than boys.

We move a little faster.

A little faster, right?

Let me go get the car so we can go to breakfast.

Sounds good.

Coming, honey!

Oh my goodness.

I'm super stressed out.

And on top of that, I'm like super exhausted.

I really need to like take a nap or something.

I mean, you kind of always get like this when you get stressed out about planning,

so I don't think you should feel too worked up about it.

And I think it's a good idea for you to take a nap.

No, no, no.

Like, I'm just really tired but I really have no time to sleep.

There's so many calls that I'm waiting for, RSVPs, I'm waiting on cake and decorations.

Like, no, there's no way I can fall asleep.

Do you remember last Thanksgiving when I told you to take a nap and you didn't?

Oh my god, let's just quit.

I can't do this.

You're not quitters.

You said that he deserved a really good Father's

Day and we're gonna give that to him, right?

Yeah, you're right.

Alright, let me just take a nap for like an

hour, get my energy back, and then we got this.

You're right.

We got it.

Perfect.

And here's a blanket.

Thank you.

Just remember, keep him distracted, okay?

Okay.

Girls, I'm home!

Oh shit.

Is she okay?

She's sleeping.

Is she okay?

Yeah.

I got surprises for you guys.

Really?

Yeah.

She hasn't been answering her phone.

Is she okay?

She's exhausted.

She's not sick or anything?

No.

Work is just a lot for her and, you know, she's been

taking me to band camp and picking me up from school.

She's been having to do everything since you're at work so often now.

I know.

It just seems awful busy and she hasn't been answering her phone.

Something's gotta be going on.

No.

No.

No.

Nothing's going on.

Um, I do have to talk to you about, um, the boy from band camp again.

Oh my god.

God, I had no idea being a stepdad would be like this.

Well, I just, I can't talk to mom about it because she gives me really bad advice.

Like, one time she told me to keep texting him over and over again until he replied.

And did he reply?

No.

He really doesn't pay much attention to me.

And he don't pay attention to you?

Oh my goodness.

Does he ever even send you or talk to you about anything?

Um, he asks for pictures sometimes.

They all just care about one thing.

Look, you don't, you don't need these boys.

You have, you have me.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah.

Why don't you just take off those panties?

I'll make you forget all about me soon enough.

Yeah, you're going to forget all about me.

Yeah.

It's going to be so bad for you.

It feels so good.

Yeah.

I just, it's just, school is so hard.

I'm really struggling in science and, and

also I have band that I've been slipping on.

And then there's that boy.

Just, there's so much going on.

Look, you don't need to worry about boys.

You need to worry about your classes.

You need to worry about school.

You don't need to worry about what instrument you're going to play.

You know.

I know.

I just, all my friends are telling me that I

should really talk to him and I don't know.

He's not paying your attention like it should be.

So, I'll just take care of you.

And then my best friend isn't talking to me anymore.

Yeah.

I just can't.

I just can't deal with school.

There's too much going on.

Well, maybe if you just stop thinking about the boys.

Focus on school.

Focus on band.

Focus on the things that are right in front of you.

That's what's most important.

You know, when you start thinking about getting you a car.

Really?

Yeah.

So, you just got to make sure that you're focusing

on the things that, you know, matter the most.

I can't believe I'm really going to get to school.

I'm going to drive.

Yeah.

That's so exciting.

Mom said I wasn't ever going to get a car.

Yeah.

I'm sure Mom will change her mind.

I really hope so.

My best friend just got a car too.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

When are you going to take me out to drive?

Like practice?

One day after school.

I feel a lot better now that we've talked about everything.

But I just, it's so hard and I really think that I could use a tutor.

You are way too smart for a tutor.

You don't need no tutor.

You just need to focus on the things that are in front of you.

It's just, my friend, she got a tutor and now her science grade is like an A.

Yeah, but she's probably not even half as smart as you.

That's so fast.

Let me just check this.

June, you can answer the phone all day.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, I'm actually just with the family right now.

Who's on the phone?

Give me one second.

It's work.

Yeah, yeah.

Give me two seconds and let me go check my notes, okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Perfect.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

You know, I really want to go driving tomorrow after school.

Okay, we can do that.

Really?

Yeah.

We definitely get you practice before we buy that car.

Do you already have one picked out?

No, you're going to pick it up.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's a good girl.

You really don't need a tutor.

You don't understand how much harder school is now.

I'll do my best.

Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, but you're such a fast learner.

Not with science.

Oh, fuck you.

Do you know what your mom ran off to?

Probably something to do with work.

Just... That boy texted me earlier.

Oh.

So, the boy asked me for more pictures.

More pictures?

Forget about that boy.

Would you just block him?

Fine, yeah, I'll block him.

Hey, is it scary driving on the interstate?

No, not at all.

I'll make sure you know how to drive just right before you go on the car.

Do you think I'll be able to do it?

Yeah, you'll definitely be able to do it.

You're a fast learner.

How fast do you go on the interstate?

Depends.

The ones around here, 65 and 70.

That's way too fast.

Yeah, we'll get you out on some back roads, some parking lots.

We'll work on your parking, make sure you can drive at the speed limit.

You just gotta leave that boy alone, okay?

Uh-huh.

In the tutor thing, let's see what your grades look like.

If you can't do it, you can't do it.

If you keep getting straight A's, there's no reason for a tutor.

I just don't know how I can forget about that guy.

Oh, I know how you can forget about him.

Mom, why don't you just lay back and let me see that pretty pussy.

Oh, here we go.

Oh, look how pretty, oh my God.

Oh, he's so pretty.

You know, I have the most beautiful wife.

I have the most beautiful stepdaughter.

And you have the most beautiful pussy.

Daddy!

Thank you.

I really can't think about nothing else more than this beautiful pussy right now.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, he's so sexy.

God, that pussy's so pretty.

Your mom hasn't been up to anything crazy, has she?

No, of course not.

Why would you say that?

It's like she ain't been cheating on me.

No, she loves you.

She would never.

Well, she ain't been answering her phone.

You know, it's probably just something with work.

She ain't keeping no secrets from me, right?

No, no.

I swear she's up to something.

She's not up to anything.

I've been with her all day.

Why don't you just...

Let me get down there and get on my call.

Yeah.

So, what kind of car do you think I should get?

You definitely want to get something that's efficient.

Definitely want good gas mileage.

Are you getting it or is Mom?

No, we're all going to go together.

Then I don't have to pay anything, right?

Oh, no.

I don't want you working.

I just want you to focus on school.

When do you think we can go?

You know, a couple more weeks.

Just get you some practice and then we'll all go down together.

How long did it take you to learn the drive?

How long was it?

How long did it take you to learn how to drive?

Don't take long.

You know, this is the start of getting my mind off of that boy.

But once I get that car, I'm going to have so much freedom.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Slow down.

We're going to help you get the car, but, you know,

we still, you know, we're going to take care of you.

But you need to just make sure you're doing the right things.

Of course.

You know, getting good grades and all the good, mature decisions that you're making.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

I think I want a red car.

Yeah?

Uh-huh.

I like red.

Just got to make sure you don't speed in the red ones.

Never.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Whose idea was it to get into the car?

You know it was mine.

But your mom was so happy about the idea.

I'm so excited.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Pussy feels so good, man.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, just keeping that mind occupied.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

.

Can I get a sports car?

Oh.

We'll figure it out when we get there.

We'll see what they have to offer.

I have a card that goes fast.

Just turn around so I can look at that ass while you bounce off the door of my car.

Yeah.

Sure.

Yeah.

Sounds good.

Yeah, I just have to talk to my daughter about it.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Prim.

Yeah?

So, I need to talk to you about something.

Right now?

Uh-huh.

It's important.

It's about... The tutor?

Yes.

Exactly.

So, whenever you're done, can I see you in the kitchen?

We can go now.

Sounds good.

I got to go.

So, good.

Hey, girls.

What the heck?

You left me hanging.

Um, be there in a second.

I just need to talk to her about something super important.

It's about what?

Her work.

So, anyways... Hurry up.

You're doing a great job.

Keep it up.

I only need you for like 30 more minutes for the surprise.

Everybody's coming.

I've got Scooter in the back.

So, make sure to just keep him distracted.

Okay?

What do I do?

Just do your thing.

Go, go, go.

Shh.

Yes.

What are you trying to do?

You just kind of left me hanging.

You're busy.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Good.

That's so tight.

I won't put it.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I promise you I'll have anything before you go.

Hey, to be sure your mom's not up to anything.

She's not up to anything.

I promise.

You worry about me too much.

I just know how you're going through it.

I know how you're going through it.

What does that mean?

I don't know why you're worried about mom so much.

I promise she's not up to anything.

See, I told you mom thought the jitter was a good idea.

I told you I don't think you need a tutor.

Why don't you take off some of these clothes?

It's hot in here.

I'm going to have so much fun in the car.

Yeah.

It feels so good.

Oh my god.

Your mom's not keeping anything in front of you, right?

No.

Why?

Because it feels so good.

No secrets?

No secrets.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Are you sure, daddy?

Yeah.

She better know.

Oh my god.

Are you ready to get back in the car?

Yes.

Yeah?

Yeah.

It feels so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Mommy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry about that, guys.

I just have one more phone call.

It should have been crazy before.

Yeah, whatever.

Mom, you didn't tell me he was getting a car?

Yeah, seriously.

It's been a lot all day.

The children.

Everything.

Just give me one more second.

I don't know.

She deserves a car.

She's taking care of everything for you.

Oh.

So what has your mom been up to?

Nothing.

Stop lying about it.

She's up to something.

What is she saying?

She never doesn't answer my phone calls.

She's just busy with work.

I promise.

Just stop worrying about mom like you told me.

Stop worrying about that boy.

Okay.

Daddy, trust me.

You don't have anything to worry about with mom, okay?

Mom's been acting kind of strange.

Trust me.

If she is reasonably sneaky, it's a good reason, okay?

Okay.

Just hear my love for them.

Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Please, please, please.

Come on.

Just listen to me.

I can't wait.

I'm here to help.

Yeah.

My baby is a great man.

Please.

Please.

Please go.

Please go.

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Surprise!

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day!

We got you!

Surprise!

I hope you liked it.

Hubby, I totally got you.

Surprise!

Happy Father's Day!

We love you!

Happy Father's Day!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you ladies.