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hi i want to pitch something but i don't know if it's too crazy but um like what

if we did like a like a swapping boyfriends type thing and we y'all were

able to go do that date and we could find our perfect date and go do it

together i am kaylee and behind the camera is ben this is a video for lustry

we are meeting another couple from lustry this weekend

Good morning.

I'm Cosmic Kitty or CK and I am waiting on my boyfriend Daniel to get here

so we can go on a super sexy foursome vacation.

I'm so excited.

We're very, very excited. We are going out to a lake house.

We're going to see what happens.

It's going to be a lot of fun.

But yeah, I'm going to have all my stuff laid out and finish up packing.

How are you feeling about this whole thing? I'm feeling good. I feel like I

was doing some last minute errands today, but I was kind of excited that we

get to go meet this new couple. I mean, we met them already online and they seem

really chill. So I don't know. I think it's going to be exciting. What about

you? Yeah, I really like them.

I feel like they have some of the same silly vibe that we have, which I like a

lot because when things are too aggressively sexy or

forced sexual, I feel sort of stressed. I like people who are more down to be

silly and fun, so I'm really excited about that. I'm an introvert.

But I also love meeting new people, and I love the novelty of getting to know

new people.

It's super fun getting to know other people's bodies and what other people

like doing in bed.

I think we're all the same age, too, so I think that's pretty fun. Yeah. We all,

like, kind of have the same vibe.

Yeah, I feel like we do have the same vibe, yeah.

And I feel like before trips I'm always, like, kind of stressed out because I'm

just always running late. Yeah. But I am really excited.

But we should go.

Let's wrap this up in the car. Because we are running late. I just love

experiences with you and experiencing other people with you.

Yeah. And yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Forehead kiss. That was great.

Oh, fuck. When we first started out making content, it was largely

in for some context.

The place we're going.

Looks really good.

It's so pretty. I'm very excited to see those photos.

There's potential for kayaking.

There's a whole bunch of games in the garage, which seems super fun.

What are you hoping this foursome weekend brings out of you? I feel like

what I want from the foursome is just kind of like that.

novelty and that fun like I don't know I just I come out of my shell a lot in bed

as an introvert like bed is still like a safe spot and so like I don't know I

feel like I connect with people really well in the bedroom all right we're

about to hit the road we have a long little drive ahead of us I love you

I'm so excited okay we're ready all

right I open the door for me oh yeah yeah

yay we are about halfway through our road trip so we are

getting real pumped getting real pumped we are okay a lot more energy than we

did this morning we have stayed up a little too late hanging out with friends

last night packing afterwards um what are you hoping

That this brings out in you this force of experience Um, I guess maybe like

takes me off my guard so much I guess it kind of helps me like release the guard

And like makes it a little more of a fun experience as a set of a nervous

experience Yeah, are you nervous about anything?

Yeah, I would say I'm nervous. I mean generally like you want to be like

Good and like you want to you know, come off cool and come off fun.

And you know, I think that's just the biggest thing Yeah, I really like Kaylee

like she seems really awesome Yeah, I think they're both gonna be fun.

I think they match her vibe like you're saying and Which I think is important

for the whole experience. So, you know, I'm just excited to see that nervous for

sure, but definitely eager

You've got to do the titty grab.

It's not necessary, but you've got to.

Be safe. Be safe.

You need to be safe.

Okay.

I've been working on my little greenie craft.

Ooh, you're getting pretty far.

I'm getting pretty far. I think I'm going to maybe be able to finish this

top wing by the time we get there.

I don't know. It's going to be a butterfly.

And we needed something to do on the drive while we chatted with each other.

Keep your hands busy. One on the wheel, one on the craft.

No.

One person has their hands on the wheel and the other has their person on

crafts. Not... Not distracted driving. I'm really glad that's the way you feel

because it sounded like the other way and I was like... You need two hands for

a crochet. You really do.

I feel like a lot of the times when I do the group situation with women I'm in

like a silly mode and like... i'm putting on like a show so i just want to

be able to like fully unleash my unleash my sexual side and be like super sexy

i'm excited to watch you like her yeah i think that'll be kind of hot yeah i'm

excited for the whole experience and how we'll play yeah i feel like we're all

just gonna be goofs together i mean that's the thing we don't know what our

dynamics are going to be yet it could be anything we could show up and everyone's

just gonna try and play it cool the whole time or we can show up and just be

like hey so like we're not gonna be cool right i haven't told you because

there's nothing you can do about it anyway but like car rides

alone make me really horny but also like anticipation of what

we're headed to go do has also been adding to that absolutely

And it's just, I'm just stuck here behind the wheel.

I'm just stuck here with my granny crowd. I know. It's horny as fuck.

I know.

We will see you at the lake house.

Hi, we're driving up.

Getting close.

Yeah, we are four minutes away.

We're going to meet them in the driveway, right? Yeah, yeah.

I'm excited, but I always get nervous when we get close to places because it's

like, wow, it's actually happening.

It's always awkward when you first meet people. But then I feel like it goes

away. We just got to the house.

Yes, we did.

and we were very very excited it was raining for a little bit um but it looks

like it's pretty clear now which is good because ck and daniel are almost here um

they are just a few minutes behind us they still have to pick up some

groceries for the weekend um yeah ah i'm excited yeah

this place is nice it is gorgeous let me do let me let me do a slow little pan

here

We have a gorgeous view of the lake.

Yeah, super excited.

You'll see lots of it. You'll see lots of it. We're going to be doing stuff all

over. All over.

Okay,

quickie before we leave.

We've got like two minutes. We've got like two minutes.

We're so good.

No, save the horny for them.

They're here.

They are here.

All right, let's go say hi.

Let's go say hi.

Oh, I didn't put my shoes on. Go put some shoes on.

Where's your hat?

Hi. And hey.

What's up, guys?

i'm glad we all made it yeah long drives have you guys been inside yeah we've

been inside a little bit we started wandering around now all the rooms are

really nice oh yeah and like it's all windows so the lighting should be

fantastic oh that's gonna be awesome perfect let's go check it out look yeah

we saw the uh outdoor bar and thought oh should we bring tiki stuff

Oh my god, it's so nice!

Chikung!

Unprotected arm.

Let me get a shot of this delicious chicken.

Everyone's favorite position.

I feel like my favorite position changes with each partner.

For sure.

Oh, okay. My favorite with him is scissoring.

Wait, what? How does that work?

Hop up here.

Well, let me show you.

I guess we'll all get to see you later.

I think couch sex has always been a hot thing for me. Yeah? Yeah, like girl on

top that's riding.

on the couch but sitting up yeah yeah that's always been like yeah yeah in the

morning i don't want anything like i just want to be like laying on the side

facing away from you because we all have morning breath i just want to i

want to be like Gross and zoned out.

She talks in the morning, I talk in the evening.

This is when we have more energy.

Yeah. I'm better at mornings than he is.

I feel like I could talk between the hours of like 11 and 6.

Stop your business. I'm always having to book it. I'm like, hey, what are you

doing at 4 o'clock?

I don't know. Talk to my secretary.

Stop.

Nice.

That's a shot right there.

Guys, that dinner was awesome.

I am glad you enjoyed it.

So good. It was pretty tasty.

Where do you learn to cook?

The internet.

Hell yeah.

That's where I learn how to have sex.

You learn a lot of things on the internet. Lots to learn. There's lots to

learn. Have you ever taken, like, the BDSM test online?

I haven't. No, I never took that one. At certain points in my life. So it tells

you, like, a percentage, like, you're this much on, you're this much subbed.

There's, like, 30 categories.

There's, like, 30 different categories.

At one point in my life, I scored 100% on 13 different categories.

Where? Um, I'm bi, and I'm switch, and I'm top or bottom. So, like, I just

don't like making decisions.

I'll suppose.

So you're indecisive.

I'll suppose.

Her biggest kink is indecisiveness.

I like being objectified a little bit, but like within bounds.

You know, like, yeah, that's always really fun. She's like, oh, look, you're

a little slut. You're my little slut.

That's a good thing.

I mean, yeah, yeah.

I saw something today that said, you know that I respect you, right?

It's like, yeah, of course. Okay, because I'm about to act like I don't.

Just wanted to remind you.

I really like group play.

I really like having audiences, which is a big reason why I do the

things I do.

When you're inside one person and kissing someone else.

oh that's cool it's just so hot yeah we've never this is our first like real

foursome so we never tried it so we're down try everything i'm a big

i'm big exhibitionist and like performing for other people i love that

i definitely get with that um and then i don't know just like it's pushing the

envelope i guess what's with how extreme you can get i guess i feel like you're

also like a pleaser for sure oh absolutely yeah he like really gets off

to like women getting off yeah

you've got a really good day coming yeah that's exciting

oh my god I love that because okay I'm like not sorry but it's like

you know once you get there it's really worth it but yeah but I love like

we went to a sex party one time and there was a girl who just like came to

everything and he was like man get off and I was like this is fun to watch like

Yeah, I was like, could watch this all day.

It is not uncommon for me to come within like five minutes of starting anything.

It's not like, it's not an every time thing, but like, it's not uncommon.

Okay. She was already like super warmed up. She'd come a whole bunch of times at

this point and we were still going and like, I put a finger, I put

fingers in and I like.

Moved twice and then she came and I was like no I just started For

like two hours we had just kind of like taken a little break and then gone

back to that if he's like started fingering me

We should arrange something.

Should we play some games?

Yeah. Cool.

We could do that.

Transition.

I got the card game, guys.

Get your head out of my ass.

The description says, warning, do not play these questions unless it is very

late and you've got nothing left to lose.

Feeling especially bold? These are the questions you've been too afraid to ask

for far too long. Potentially relationship ending questions that force

us to put everything in perspective for better or for worse.

They are. They are.

We don't need to play that game. Let's see if our relationship lasts.

There's questions like, do you. ever have to apologize for me name three ways

i could be more attractive oh damn i want to play this no way jose

if you don't like a question just like ask the other one on the card or draw

okay well i will read them off so the first one a is would you be or have you

been a guest star in another couple's bedroom pretty sure we've all done that

This weekend?

Yeah, right.

I think it's starting.

It's not our bedroom.

This is also true.

B is describe the perfect foreplay. What activities and for how long?

I think that's a better one.

So let's go to that one.

Obviously starting with like some kissing and touching, but I also love

like conversation and joking throughout. And then like...

i feel like moving too i love like swapping oral big oral fan i feel like

i'd definitely be like maybe even 69ing hot i don't know sorry i feel like i

honestly don't have a lot of ideas you just choose all the ones we are gonna

choose i feel like i'm in very similar boat where i really like like giving

blow jobs gets me super horny like getting eaten out makes me super horny

um i really really like like getting my clit licked and getting fingered at the

same time. Yes.

Me too.

I love that.

Kissing gets me there pretty easy.

Just touch in general, but like kissing feels like, okay, this is on.

I feel like you are kind of like a slower burn on the foreplay than I am.

Yeah. I was just thinking about...

the time that you came from me just sucking your tits wow that's hot that's

hot my foreplay my favorite court play would be like it start with fingering

and then it would lead to eating out like that's how i enjoy it wait like you

would be fingering the girl yeah okay yeah ideally it's like you walk in you

like start fingering her and then you make it to the bed and you start eating

her out oh yeah yeah doing all those things that could take like 15 minutes

but i don't mind doing it for that long wait can i kind of change my answer no

because okay true or false sometimes it's okay to have unprotected sex

explain your reasoning

Oh. So you start.

We're going again, like, clockwise. I mean, I quite frequently have

unprotected sex.

We have unprotected sex. We're in a relationship.

I have unprotected sex with my other partner because we're in a relationship.

Is that, like, unprotected, like, no birth control or just no condoms? I

don't know. I mean, both questions.

Yeah, I typically think it is real. I'm fixed.

She's fixed.

There you go. Her other boyfriend is fixed.

Well, then you guys are covered.

We're in a closed circle.

And, like, we, like, test super-duper often.

And so, like, I don't know. Like, with intense monitoring.

Absolutely, it's acceptable.

Intense monitoring, I like that term. I would say it's acceptable and preferred

with intense monitoring.

I think, obviously, unprotected sex is super hot, and I totally have a breeding

kink, although I don't actually want to get pregnant.

I have such a breeding kink. I've been trying to get her pregnant for so long.

I'm doing everything I'm supposed to! I don't know what to tell you!

It's not working!

Every day, I fill her with cum! Every day!

What's happening? What's happening?

You're doing great, sweetie.

Thanks. I'll keep trying.

Yes.

Do you find me physically attractive?

Yes. Yes.

What if I bat my eyelashes like this?

More so. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

The batting the eyelashes is part of the question.

You're right, I do come fast.

What's your most complimented anatomical feature?

Ooh. Oh, my eyes.

Okay, but I did see when we were in the kitchen talking earlier, the sun caught

your eyes. And I didn't want to interrupt the conversation, but if you

look back, my mouth opened and I was like, you are so pretty.

Yeah, I have a weird brown tint inside of a tint of brown. It's really strange,

but that's what I always do. Now I feel like a dick because I don't think I've

ever noticed that. Yeah, I have, babe. You never have.

I was like, your eyes.

she was like you're dead um i think for me it's either my eyes or my tits yeah

like depending on like my eyes are up probably the most because that's like

you know what people say but then like like you can't always compliment

someone's tits i guess yeah yeah You can always compliment eyes, but you have to,

you know, make sure that the tit compliment is welcome.

Yeah. Or also my height, sorry.

That's probably actually the most commented on one. People talk about that

a lot.

I feel like I haven't like stood right in front of you yet and like hooked up.

I feel like I'm just going to be like... That's going to be so much fun.

I'm pretty tall, yeah.

I'm pretty short.

I'm a lot less tall than I thought I was though when I was dating. When I was

dating, like people kept being like...

I'm 6 feet, so you have to be 6'1", and I'm actually 5'11". So, fun fact for y

'all. Put that out. All the men thought they were.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's true. I think my most complimented is my tits.

I feel like I get ass a good bit, too, but I feel more confident in my tits

than I do my ass, so.

You have excellent tits.

You do.

Yes, you do.

I've been getting...

ass and thighs.

Wait, I can't wait to see them. From everyone else. From her.

I'm not kidding. I will say, I did look at your ass. It's pretty shite. Thanks.

It's a good ass.

You need to be looking at these things. We are really looking.

You have really nice teeth.

Oh, thank you. That's what I've been doing. Great smile.

Like, I'm obsessed with balls in general, but like, I'm really obsessed

with this.

They're large.

Yeah. They tick.

They're real good.

I'm imagining, like, South Park you, like, carrying around a wheelbarrow.

What's the weirdest porn that you've ever clicked on?

Oh! Oh. Hmm.

That I've ever clicked on?

Yeah. And let's try to keep it. Someone Richie Friendly. Whatever that means.

Yeah.

Can I come?

Can I be a guy? I think I've got one ready. I don't watch a whole lot of

porn, so I have a small, like, pool to take. I feel like the...

Gosh, this is kind of the weirdest, but also one of the most infuriating porns

that I clicked on. It was a porn where it was people playing Dungeons and

Dragons, and I got really excited about it. Oh, that one.

I'm a nerd, in case you didn't know.

I play Dungeons and Dragons.

So they showed up to the first session without any of their characters made,

which is a cardinal sin.

True. Like, you show up with your character, unless it's a session zero.

Session one, you have your character.

So they're trying to figure out their character.

And then at one point...

The DM like, or like something bad happens to a player and they like offer

a sexual favor to the dungeon master as like, to like get out of it. But then

the dungeon master takes her behind the DM screen to fuck her. And so she can

see everything that's going to happen behind the little like shield. Oh, so

she's technically cheating.

And so she's cheating. Yeah. And I was like, what the heck? This is not how you

play DMT. And her husband wasn't there.

That's wild.

And her husband.

I was just so frustrated I stopped watching because I was like, no.

This is not it. I was hoping for nerd porn and they got everything wrong.

The weirdest one for me personally, the video itself wasn't necessarily

weird, but for me it was.

It was the first time I'd ever used a VR headset and I went to go watch porn with

it and I put it on. First video I watched.

Like, a minute into it, the girl just moans like, oh, Ben.

And I'm like, whoa.

Weird.

That's my name. What? Oh. That's spooky. You're not allowed to say my name. This

is too real. So real.

I'm taking it off.

Yeah. That's spooky. Whoa.

When I read that, I thought two girls, one cup. But I don't know if that's

porn. Is that technically porn? I think that's porn.

Yeah, OK. Then that would probably be.

accounts yeah uh i don't i also feel like i don't watch like a lot of like

long format porn videos and when i do they're pretty basic but um i saw there

was like a chick who was real big on reddit who was doing like crazy public

stunts and she like fucked herself with a cucumber inside of a grocery store one

time i remember just watching and being like that's not sanitary and then she

fucked a traffic cone in a supermarket parking lot

That was wild. Was it her own or was it just one that's outside? I think it was

just out there.

Because I'm just thinking of the UTIs here. Oh, yeah. Holy cow.

Did you ever see that viral clip that was like that girl like fucking a dildo

on a car and then a guy like they're like in the car washing thing and a guy

like just sprays soap all over her like industrial car washing soap and she just

keeps fucking and I'm just like.

the yeast infection you're about to get girl like it's gonna be crazy i don't

know that sounds brutal yeah no not a super sexy question okay

you can send a message back in time to your teenage self about sex what advice

will you oh wow i didn't know for a very long time how to just like relax

enough to let myself come

So like, I, I like to think that I come really easily now, but that's like

reparation from my past self. Cause I was like, I was there.

I was like, I would get like blue balls. Cause I was like, I was so like ready to

come.

And then it just like, I didn't know what to do with my muscles and my body.

And so I just never came.

And I would, I would be like horrible cramps afterwards.

And now I'm just like.

Oh! Orgasm!

That's so cool.

I would teach that.

Yeah.

Relaxing, I think, is, like, a huge part of it for women, like, in just so many

ways, too, because, like, I was gonna say, like, mine was, like, just about,

like, not pleasing men, like, generally, like, not in a rude way, like, because

it's, like, you know, I think, like, learning how to give a blowjob is cool,

but, like... don't think about your body like don't think about how they're

they're not giving shit like generally like men are pretty happy while they're

fucking you is my understanding so it's like you know don't think about like

don't get all insecure in your head like try to stay in your body and in the

moment yeah um it's fine just super

religious and you know just to go back and be like

It's fine. It's fine and natural.

It's okay. It has to happen.

I would say stay off social media.

It's a lot different in real life.

Yeah. Avoid comparison.

Yeah. Exactly.

And yeah. Oh yeah. I guess I would say although It's a tough one, but I would

say don't learn how to have sex from porn.

Also, where else do you learn? So, I don't know. That's kind of a tough one.

Yeah, Lustric.

Titanic. On Lustric.

Titanic. Titanic and printed porn.

Pulled back at the same time.

And a muffled computer.

This is a complicated question that I don't know that I have an answer to.

But I'm interested if anybody does have an answer to it.

If a studio were to make a porn specifically for you, tailored to your

specific tastes, what would it be like? Interesting.

I want a very good, complicated story.

I want costumes to be fantastic, set on point. I really enjoy

the, like, dynamic of, like...

i really want to do this but we shouldn't be doing this for some kind of

a reason but not like a serious reason just like this is a bad time and then

you do it anyway um i don't know maybe set it in space

maybe in space yeah i like it okay

i got it it would be spiderman fucking

mary jane

That's hot!

That's so hot!

Sometimes it's like, oh, I don't know if I'd like it, but there's a comic book

out there where you can tell that they just fucked, and it's so hot. You're

like, wow.

I wish I could have saw that in the illustration, but they didn't show it.

I'll send you a link.

I was going to say, instead of a video, it would be a book.

And it would be, there was like a really hot sex scene I read in this book one

time, and it would be that sex scene.

So what if it was a film set to an audio book of smut?

Yeah. Like you've got professional voice actors like acting or like, like reading

the smut.

and then you have i'd be into that yeah i'm just picturing like a civil war

documentary where you just have the images going across the screen while you

have your voice over and then i was picking up her girl

i would love it if morgan freeman narrated some or it's mine

oh god that's good

We need to find someone. What's Morgan Freeman's race?

Call the AI. It's totally possible now. Oh, yeah, AI.

Yeah.

Okay, let's do one more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Describe your perfect date.

What? Oh.

Oh, okay. I think I could get on this one. I'm a big fan of kayaking.

yeah like going out on the water and like exploring and just doing stuff on

the kayak it's healthy and activity and i don't know that's that's mine i feel i

feel like mine like it's really similar to that where like i want to do i like i

love the outdoors i want to go do something outdoors but in addition you

gotta like come home and then like you know you're a little like dirty and

sweaty you gotta get clean and then you get dirty again

I want some dirty sex after a dirty kayak ride.

Y'all, we are... I want to pitch something, but I don't know if it's too

crazy, but, like, what if we did, like, a swapping boyfriends type thing, and

we, y'all, were able to go do that date, and we could find our perfect date and

go do it together.

I don't know. No pressure, but I want to pitch it. I'm in.

I'm down. Yeah.

Yeah. That sounds super fun. That'd be fun. We could try the whole day.

I thought it was super hot when you said that you come on command. So that was

like, wow.

You're like, I guess I'm okay with that. And we're going to be fucking for like

seven hours.

It's going to be a long come.

Yay,

I'm so excited.

Oh my God.

I'm going to rate your boyfriend at the end of the day.

Oh, wait.

You're going to rate us?

I don't know. I was just kind of joking.

I'm like 7 out of 10.

8.5.

8.5.

Everyone gets an 8.5. You get to find out how big those balls really are.

Cool. Oh, that would be so fun.

Let's do it.

All right. Good game.

Sounds like we have a great day planned for tomorrow. I'm excited.

Here we come, Wall Street.