Original subtitles

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's that time again...'

'...where anything can happen.'

Whoo!

'Welcome to Unseen Bits Stage.'

SHE GUFFAWS

'The secret tent where everyone goes wild.'

There's a lizard! SCREAMING

I'm hungry!

'So, eat...'

SHRIEKING '..drink...'

SHE MIMICS A FUNNY VOICE '..and party.'

ALL: La, la, la, la! 'But watch out for the aftermath.'

HE GIGGLES

'And get ready to see the most exclusive unseen footage

'from the last seven days.'

Behind the scenes on Love Island.

'This is your weekly line-up of sun...'

Ah! '..fun...'

SHE GIGGLES '..and zero mud.'

Make sure you don't edit me to look like an idiot.

Gabba, gabba, gabba, ding!

'It's Love Island: Unseen Bits.'

Argh! GIGGLING

'Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.'

MUSIC: 'Acapulco' by Jason Derulo

♪ I can't read ya... ♪

'This is a show for super fans

'who want more exclusive action from the Islanders,

'and I've been grafting hard this week to find you all the LOLs

'to liven up your Saturday night.

'This week, everyone took the plunge.'

♪ Baby, oh-oh You're just a little loco... ♪

'Some Islanders slipped up.'

The plant pot's gone.

LAUGHTER

What is it?

♪ Baby, oh-oh You're just a little loco... ♪

'Leading to drama and tears.'

Do you think me and Paige could have the daybed,

and you guys could maybe, like, go somewhere else?

Er, absolutely not.

If I don't have this conversation on the daybed, I'm gonna break down.

She's gonna have a BF, you guys. Bitch fit.

If you do one tear, we'll leave. One tear?

We'll get you some tissues later.

She's crying. Is she actually?

Are you laughing or crying, though?

Honestly!

Dami, it's not the time for jokes.

♪ Uh-oh You're just a little loco

♪ Like boats in Acapulco... ♪

'So strap in for an hour of unmissable, uncensored,

'unbelievable unseen bits.'

♪ I love you that way. ♪

'Now, some of the UK's greatest and most powerful character actors

'have come out of Love Island.'

'Did I say Love Island? Sorry, I meant RADA.

'Although we do have a drama queen

'who once played a serial killer in a Turkish soap opera

'dishing out her theatrical masterclass.'

Guys, the first exercise is, obviously,

whoever's the most believable tree.

Yeah, OK. If I think you're believable...

Yeah, cos you know, you're master at this, yeah.

So I want you all guys over here, spread out.

The whole point of this exercise is obviously

connecting to your inner soul, connecting to the nature

and really believing that you're a tree.

Three, two, one. Get into a tree.

Like, what?! How's this acting? This is just weird.

Dami!

LAUGHTER, BLOWS RASPBERRY

No laughing, guys.

LAUGHTER CONTINUES

Feel the branches.

If it's windy, it'll be, like, going like this, won't it?

SNICKERING

Good.

So, Dami, when you were becoming this tree,

did you feel any emotions? Yeah, I felt free.

I felt like I was flying and there was wind blowing

through my... through the leaves, and, you know, rustling.

Stuff like that.

It just felt like imminent bliss... inside.

So you felt connected to nature? Yeah, to the tree that I was, yeah.

"Did you feel connected to the tree?"

No. Like, what?

IAIN STIRLING: 'Just last week, all seemed well for Ikenna and Indiyah.

'But then disaster struck as they parted ways...'

I don't think romance is the direction for us.

'..leaving them isolated and alone in the villa.

'However, our eagle-eyed fans spotted this clip from Unseen Bits.

'They demanded to know more.'

HE READS MESSAGES

'Well, who are we to leave you in suspense?

'After all, this is the home of unseen clips,

'so to make sure it doesn't remain unseen,

'here it is.'

IKENNA: Ahh! THEY SQUEAL

Where's my... attention?

OK, I got to brush my teeth now.

Ahhhhh!

EKIN-SU: I want one. OK, Indiyah now.

Indiyah, Indiyah.

OK, Indiyah. ALL: Indiyahh!

Why do I have to do that way?

SHOUTING, CHEERING

Too hot... BOTH: Too spicy!

IAIN: 'There you go. I hope you're all happy now.'

'This week started with my entire white trainer collection

'being ruined in slow motion by the Islanders.

'Guys, they're my classic Dunlops!

'I have the receipt for those bad boys.

'And now they're water-damaged!'

CHEERING

'But, in typical Love Island fashion,

'it all ended up in a weird slow-motion snogfest...

'..involving a stolen cash-and-carry trolley,

'a plastic fish,

'and a load of leftover tinsel from Christmas.

'But then, with a wham, bam, thank you, clam...'

Hey, boys! What the hell?

'..Danica entered the villa.

'And the boys weren't far behind her.

'Easy, boys! Play it cool.

'And you lot, I want my trainer collection back,

'box fresh, just as you found them.'

Ew! These, like, absolutely stink of, like, wet and water.

Smell.

Ugh!

'You know what? Forget it. Just burn them on the fire pit.

'Talking of the fire pit,

'it's still our Islanders' favourite spot for grilling the new girl,

'who seems to be getting into the rhythm of island life.

'Well, she is a dancer.

'But she doesn't like to go on about it (!)'

So, I'm 21, I'm a dancer.

I've just finished my degree in dance.

I basically just do all sorts of dancing.

Like, I've just finished my university degree as a dancer.

I did Capital's Jingle Bell Ball.

I've just literally just finished my university degree, dancing.

And I dance professionally.

So, I did Capital's Jingle Bell Ball.

That's probably the biggest thing I've done. Wow, that's really good.

'If you do the Jingle Bell Ball again,

'can you pick me up some new tinsel? Thanks.'

So, the boy that I want to couple up with is...

'Despite being a professionally trained dancer...'

..Luca. '..she still managed to step on a few toes.

'Eventually, only rapper Remi remained.

'And it was time for him to wrap up and pack up.

'Oi! Are those my trainers?'

BOYS LAUGH

Who wants these creps?

Take 'em, bro. Take 'em, man.

Take 'em? No, they're duds. Who wants them?

'I'll have them, thanks, Remi.

'And before he wrecks any more of my stuff,

'Remi rolled his suitcase out of there.'

'Time for an unseen clip, and Rowan Atkinson,

'if you're watching, which I'm sure you are,

'you might want to turn over now.'

Does... Does anyone like Mr Bean?

No. He was annoying.

One of his films was quite funny. I didn't find him funny.

MIMICS MR BEAN SPEAKING GIBBERISH

Why didn't he ever talk?

He got really annoying, didn't he? Yeah.

In his little car. Oh, he was quite cute, bless him.

Do you think he had a wife and kids in real life? What, Mr Bean?

Yeah. He's not pulling no-one in real life, surely!

What do you mean? He's a multimillionaire!

THEY LAUGH Yeah, but he's Mr Bean.

Yeah, but he always doesn't look like Mr Bean.

I reckon he's a bit like Mr Bean in real life.

There's no way you can be that good at acting.

LAUGHTER

This is a good question. What'd be your stripper name?

Right, stripper name. I think you'd be a good stripper.

Do you reckon? Yeah. Thanks, girls!

Stephanie. Stephanie?!

What?!

It's gotta be, like, something funky.

Mine would be Elektra. That's a good one.

Yeah, that'd be my stripper name. It's my alter ego.

Mine would be Melody.

No, that's weird.

Ruby.

Ruby-Ru.

Stacey.

LAUGHTER No! Stacey?!

Stacey Slater. Stacey!

"I'm a slag!" or whatever she said.

"I wasn't just a slag, I was a total slag!"

LAUGHTER

IAIN STIRLING: 'I'm getting a T-shirt printed with that on.

' "Get out of my villa!" '

'At the beginning of the week,

'things got tense between Ekin-Su and Amber,

'and they had it out on the beanbags.

Being honest with you,

how you've been acting the last couple of days

has made me question you saying...

You're trying to create shit right now. I'm being genuine!

'Thankfully, the boys stepped in and tried to calm things down.

'Yeah, right (!)

'Pass the popcorn, and check out this very exclusive unseen bit.'

DAVIDE: Shall we... Shall we take some popcorn?

Yeah, that's what we've said. Get the popcorn out.

Let's go, please. I'm sorry. It's a side that I thought...

What side? Oh, my God, you're making the laugh!

You're playing a bit of a game. Oh, I'm playing a game?

You dwell in the drama... Am I playing a game, or are you?

I'm definitely playing a game (!)

Cos you're really secure in your relationship.

Feet up, boys.

All be in the same position, just watching this.

All with our foot up. LAUGHING

Other way, other way!

Which way, which leg? Other way, other leg!

THEY LAUGH Chill, chill, chill, chill!

Darling, if you can't have a nice conversation,

it's always gotta be an argument.

EKIN-SU: This isn't nice. You're attacking my personality.

Of course I'm gonna say that back to you.

Behind the scenes on Love Island.

Ekin-Su versus the girls.

The big brawl.

I'm not attacking you!

Girls always just go round and round,

instead of just listening to each other.

More circles than a roundabout at the minute.

Just fucking go straight! I think you're being fake.

I'm the only one that's being honest about it.

Paige has had enough. She's going to sleep.

It's unfair to just blame it completely on Amber,

because I think some of the other girls

have seen a little bit of a difference as well. Thank you.

Well, why don't you speak up, then? We're speaking up now.

'Ey, there's more shots fired here.

We see sometimes a genuine side,

and sometimes a side that we think's questionable.

I think you're calculated, and you know what you're doing.

There's more shots on target here than the Champions League final,

I'm telling you!

But it's unfair to just go on Amber...

Front row seats.

Mate, these are worth more than the Tyson Fury

and Dillian Whyte fight, mate. I'm telling you.

All we need now is Iain Stirling right next to us now,

commentating live.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Nah, I think you're managing perfectly well on your own.

'Here's an exclusive peek into a very cheesy conversation

'between the girls.'

I love cheese.

What kind of cheese do you like - moist or creamy cheese?

Creamy!

I do like, just more, like, a...

Oh, I need to let some energy out, and I don't know what to do.

I need to let some energy out, and I don't know what to do!

'But what you really want to know is...'

'Stay tuned. It's a "Gouda" one!' HE CHUCKLES

IAIN STIRLING: 'This is Love Island: Unseen Bits,

'where we like to flip the main show on its head...'

Oh!

'..show you all the close shaves you didn't see...'

You feel it? Mm, yeah.

'..and hand you all the best unearthed gems.'

Ours is the same. No, yours is different to mine.

Mine is... Whoa! What?

They're all the same. Why have I got a...?

Yours is so different, Dami.

What do you mean? Ours kinda almost looks similar.

Ours look really similar, yeah.

What are mine?

You have, like... Hers is kind of closer to yours.

You are mandem for real, bro!

'Before the break, we left the girls

'discussing their favourite types of cheese.'

I love cheese.

What kind of cheese do you like - moist or creamy cheese?

Creamy!

I do like just, like, more like a... I need to let some energy out.

SHE RAPS: ♪ I need to let some energy out

♪ And I don't know what to do Bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-num

♪ Kada-kada-kada-kada-kada-kada Kada-kada-kada-kada-kada-kada! ♪

I feel like we've lost our plot. I feel like we've lost our minds.

Do you just wanna scream?

Aaah, bitch, say what?!

'Actually, I'm not sure what happened there,

'but I suspect it was cheese-related.

'Oh, "Briehave", Gemma!

'In the next unseen clip,

'Luca and Jacques are getting a geography lesson,

'and Jacques' undercarriage gets a bit of a readjustment.'

Does Guernsey have its own fucking flag?

Yeah. Pfft! What?!

Yeah, we do. So does Jersey.

But we're part of the UK. So, Guernsey FC will play in...

If you've got your own flag, though, you're not English.

Yeah, we are. Well, you're not.

LAUGHTER

You don't even live in England, mate.

"Well, you're not." So, you don't live in England?

No, I live in Guernsey.

So, if someone says, "What country are you from?",

where do you say? I say I'm from a little island called Guernsey.

Do you have an English passport? No, no, no.

It's part of the UK.

So, I'm British citizen. So, where is Guernsey?

A little island off England. Where?

Near Portsmouth. Like, in-between England and France.

So, you could be closer to France?

I'm way closer to France than England.

Really? Yeah.

So you're more French! So you're French!

Nah! What the fuck?

Mon soir, mon soir! Bonjour!

We all speak English, and we're part of the United Kingdom.

What food do they have over there? What do you mean?

Baguettes! Is there a lot of baguettes?

There are baguettes. It's French, it's French!

Please get this on fucking TV. He's French!

'You might be laughing, Jacques, but you're the one

'with a French name you can't pronounce.'

IAIN: 'Having decided that Guernsey is part of France,

'geographers Luca and Jacques

'have found their way over to Paige and Danica

'to share their discovery.'

Is Andrew from England?

Yeah. No, he's from France.

He's French.

Yeah, but he's between them both.

No, he's nearer to France, and the names of the roads are French.

OK, what's the capital of Spain, then?

BOTH: Madrid.

Oh.

They don't have a clue.

Rome was in my head, but now I remember that's Italy.

Rome?! That's Italy.

Mate, we're the smartest here. Ask us again, another question.

Capital of Germany?

Berlin. Yeah.

I had Hamburg in my head, but no, Berlin.

OK, what about Iceland?

Iceland? I know this one.

Whey!

Poundstretcher.

LAUGHTER

It's "Re-ju-vi-neck".

So you're not that good at geography, then.

We're saying we're the smartest here.

No, with warm countries. Warm countries.

Give us another warm country.

Er... We'll have to answer at the same time. Greece.

I know this. Kos.

No. Athens.

Yeah. Are you sure?

It is Athens, isn't it?

It was either one or the other, wasn't it?

You could name anything right now. Go on, another one.

Well, how many countries are there in the world?

52. No.

Oh, no, that's weeks in the year, isn't it?

LAUGHTER

This guy is funny, man. 52? Dami, do you know?

It's more than 52. Definitely. Luca, what are you saying?

Me and Jacques are the smartest here.

Smartest here between you guys?

Me and Jacques are the smartest people in the villa.

In the villa? Yeah, all of that, bro.

IAIN: 'Nicely done, Dami.'

'Here on Unseen Bits, we like to tackle all the big questions,

'and in this unseen bit,

'Gemma is sizing up one of the great philosophical questions of our age.'

Would you rather have a massive willy or a six-pack?

Would I rather have a massive willy or a six-pack?

Obviously a massive cock, what the fuck? Yeah, dick, surely?

No, I'd rather have a six-pack. No, a dick.

What? If I was a boy, I'd rather a body like Jay

than having, like, a massive schlong.

Well, it's usually the ones with bodies like that

do have a small schlong. Mm...

Big dick, sorry. Yeah, you can get abs.

That can't grow. Hmm...

Yeah, exactly. Fair enough.

Any other questions? No, that's it.

Ask me a questions that you've always wanted to ask a girl,

but you never have.

Oh, I usually just ask them. What?

Yeah, just ask 'em, yeah. Erm...

Would you rather the best sex of your life for three months

or be in a really good relationship for a year?

Best relationship for a year.

Relationship for a year.

No, best sex for three months,

cos you're only gonna be more heartbroken.

Three months of unbelievable sex? Yeah. Fucking hell.

What is the big question?

Best sex of your life for three months,

or best relationship for a year.

But then if you had a really good relationship,

then the best relationship is the best sex.

Best sex for three months... Let's just do the sex.

That's kind of what kept me and my ex together, was our sex.

I'll start to resent you after a while.

And then I'll just end up really getting pissed off.

LUCA: I'll make it good.

But it's just fucking shit if they're shit.

No. I feel like sex is quite a mental thing, though.

Like, if you like someone, the sex is better.

Yeah. Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, that's true.

Would you rather have big feet or big hands?

Oh, I'm fucked... Big hands.

..I've got big hands and big feet.

I'd rather have small feet. You have got small feet, babe.

No, but, like, four or fives.

My mate's... One of the boys at football, he gets all kids' sizes.

Yeah, that's what I was saying.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Luca's tiny-footed friend,

'if you're watching this, we want to see your feet, so send us a DM.'

SHE SCREECHES

'There's a buzz in the air.

'It's the return of an Unseen Bits classic.'

There's fly in here, and it keeps touching my face!

Ugh!

THEY ROAR, HE SCREAMS

LAUGHTER

'Eh, that's not right.

'Looks like we're gonna have to tweak the graphic bit.

'It's...'

THEY ROAR, EKIN-SU SCREAMS

LAUGHTER

Cream on my face, do my make-up.

THEY ROAR, INDIYAH SCREAMS

LAUGHTER

THEY ROAR

'Actually, let's just make it...'

DAVIDE: You didn't even scare me at all.

'Here is an unseen clip of the Islanders discussing techniques

'on how to form a deeper sense of attraction.'

Do you believe in the law of attraction? I do.

It's vibrations. Very important.

What's that? What's that?

Law of attraction? Thoughts become things.

Yeah. Ask, believe and receive.

What you envision and what you believe becomes your reality.

Yeah, I get the premise, like,

if you start to act the way that you already have something,

and you start to believe it, then eventually you get it.

I agree.

It's like the law of vibrations as well.

Like, if you start to vibrate the same way

as what you're trying to attract... What? What would you try to vibrate?

They say, like, everything vibrates.

Everything's got their own vibration pattern. Yeah.

♪ I'm pickin' up Good vibrations... ♪

You start to match what you're trying to attract. Yeah.

IAIN STIRLING: 'OK, let me try this. What do I want to attract?

'Oh, er... Oh, I feel it! I think something is manifesting.

'I can feel the vibrations coming through from the other side!'

PROLONGED FART

No way! Dami, man, you shit yourself?

No, that's just a fart, man.

'I don't think anyone's attracted to that vibration, Dami.'

EERIE MUSIC PLAYS

'It might seem like an ordinary evening in the villa.

'Islanders are wandering the garden aimlessly.

EERIE MUSIC CONTINUES

'Chilling on the beanbags.

'Snacking in the kitchen.

'Get ready for the scare of your lives, Islanders, because...

'I know what you did this summer!'

INDIYAH SCREAMS No...

What was that? That was only a little scream.

INDIYAH SCREAMS

INDIYAH GIGGLES NERVOUSLY No!

What's going on? No...

SCREAMING

Are you all right? SCREAMING

What? Who is it?

Indiyah? Why was she screaming?

INDIYAH SCREAMS

What?! What the fuck are you doing?

Indiyah!

What the fuck? What the fuck?

There's a lizard!

Oh, my God!

Oh, God, literally, you gave me a flippin' heart attack!

What is it? WILD SCREAMS

What is it? SCREAMING CONTINUES

Everyone was... No!

Like, I couldn't get out. Like, it was literally by the door.