Original subtitles

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's that time again...'

SPLUTTERING

Are you guys ready?

LAUGHTER '...where anything can happen.'

♪ I'm here for a good time Not a long time... ♪

'Get ready to see the most exclusive unseen footage

'from the last seven days.'

GASPS What the...?!

'Brace yourselves...' SCREAMING

'..to be shocked..' SQUEALING

'..as we ask the big questions.'

Why have I got an itchy bum?

'And you get to see a different side to your Islanders.'

FUNNY VOICE: I can be, like, really creepy at the same time.

'This is your weekly dose...

'of sun LOLs.'

OK, I'm the drama!

'It's...'

SHE SCREAMS

'..Love Island Unseen Bits!'

♪ I feel alive... ♪

Too spicy! Oh!

THEME MUSIC PLAYS

♪ I won't waste your high Don't waste mine... ♪

IAIN STIRLING: 'Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.

'This is the insider's guide

'to the most talked-about villa on planet Earth.'

♪ My heart goes La di da, da di da... ♪

'It's been a right scream this week...'

Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho!

♪ La di da, da di da... ♪

'..as our Islanders made a big splash.'

Whoo!

SQUEALING

'So, get ready for a big, fat, humongous dollop of fun...'

GIGGLES '..let go...

'and release the tension.'

DAMI FARTS LOUDLY, LAUGHTER

I thought that was a helicopter.

'Sit down, grab a drink, and kick off those high heels...'

Oh, couldn't somebody help me? Can you do this shoe, please?

You do this one. LAUGHTER

'..and get ready for unmissable, unseen gems.

'Let's go.'

♪ My heart goes. ♪

'Now, as a Turkish soap actress, Ekin-Su is no stranger to drama,

'and in her first few days in the villa,

'she wanted to make a good impression.'

RUSSIAN ACCENT: Hello, my name is Lauren,

I'm from Russia, this is very good to be here.

I know I'm very excited to be with the very nice girls.

LAUGHTER

That can be your talent.

COCKNEY ACCENT: I can sound like a man, as well.

'Ullo, my name's Dave, and I work for the RNB.

I can't wait to get on it tonight with the lads.

She's a man.

BABY VOICE: I can talk like a baby as well.

And I can be, like, really creepy at the same time.

That is terrifying.

If you ever wanna, like, turn a guy off,

that is definitely the voice to do.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Not bad, but I wouldn't give up your day job.

'Hang on, acting IS your day job.'

What other accents can you do? Scottish?

SCOTTISH ACCENT: I'm from Scotland.

I don't really know what to say, but...

'That's a brilliant Scottish accent, Ekin-Su.

'I can't believe I've been doing it wrong all these years.

'The Islanders are living their best lives.

'And obvs, they are soaking up the Spanish culture.

'They can't get enough of chorizo, tapas, and...'

Crumpets. Oh, I hate crumpets!

I love crumpets.

Disgusting. Loads of butter. Lots and lots of butter. Yeah!

I actually like them soaked in butter.

Oh, my God... Chocolate spread!

And it melts, like, yeah.

Or jam. I love jam on them. Jam on a crumpet?

Ooh, it's good.

Thing is, I only eat raspberry jam.

Yeah, I like raspberry jam.

Raspberry jam is good on toast. Yeah.

I just don't like toast. Like, the smell just...

You don't like the smell of toast?

That's the most homely smell in the world.

Do you know, it just reminds me, you know in primary school,

the smell of the breakfast club, or something.

LAUGHTER

I love toast.

I love toast.

'Whoa, girls!

'What a way to keep the avid attention of the Italian stallion.

'He's used to fine Italian cuisine, not crumpets.

'Why not try Paige's traditional Welsh beverage?

'Strawberry smoothie... with leaks.'

I think you need more water.

Davide... I'm an expert.

BLENDER WHIRS

Why is it coming out?

What's going on?

Lift it up.

Where's it coming out of?

SHE GASPS

♪ And they're like It's better than yours

♪ Damn right It's better than yours. ♪

Oh, my God.

Oh, no. I really wanted one of them.

You probably didn't close it properly.

I did close it properly. We can just do this.

LAUGHTER

♪ La la, la la, la Warm it up

♪ La la, la la, la The boys are waiting

♪ My milkshake brings all the boys To the yard... ♪

That's really nice. It's nice, isn't it?

♪ Damn right It's better than yours

♪ I can teach you But I have to charge. ♪

That's not bad.

IAIN STIRLING: 'That looks delicious. Suck it up, guys.

'So, what else is on the breakfast menu for this year's Islanders?'

Is this your pancake? Yeah, the oat pancake.

So it's oats AND milk? I mean oats and egg?

Oats, erm, soya milk and eggs.

I thought you said you were making an omelette?

No, it's like, we call it pancake cos there's no flour in it.

So you put, like, peanut butter and honey and then banana in it, yeah.

It's really tasty. Don't look at it, it's really tasty.

Ekin-Su made this, like, weird omelette thing.

It looked a bit disgusting to me!

It looks tempting, nothing's too hot for me in the morning.

Like it? No, it's yours.

IAIN: 'So I take it you're not a fan of the traditional Turkish

'oat-egg-peanut-butter omelette, Davide?'

Oh, look at you. You cooking for your man?

LAUGHTER

Amber's cheffing up for her king. She's cheffing up for her king.

Where's my breakfast? Why am I doing this?

Even if he doesn't like it, he better eat it!

LAUGHTER

Is this real?

So, you're serious, like? Am I dreaming?

Enjoy! Well, even if it's not nice, pretend it is.

LAUGHTER

This is delicious. This is the best breakfast I've ever had. Aw!

She made me breakfast! You know, a woman made me breakfast like that,

Miss Independent and that, you know? Yeah!

I don't like mushrooms, though.

I like mushrooms, I love them! LAUGHTER

I love mushrooms, man.

IAIN: 'Save the last mouthful for me.

'And she's mopped it.'

I've gotta eat the scraps. SHE GIGGLES

IAIN: 'Having enjoyed a good, hard manicure off Tash

'in the Hideaway earlier this week,

'Andrew booked himself in for a hair appointment at Salon Amber.'

This is what's good about nails, you see. It is, it is. I can see.

Not sure I'm feeling this, you know? Oh, my God!

Andrew doesn't look bad, though.

He looks like he's going to church! LAUGHTER

Honestly, guys, come on. I come to you for advice.

You look like Bart Simpson when he's got somewhere good to go.

What do you mean? It's not that bad, let's just wait.

This is awful.

It's very, like, Grease, Greased Lightning.

I was gonna say, just put a little hairband and it'd go like that.

Do you want some edges? Oh, my God, edge control, please.

LAUGHTER

Sorry, I'm really amused by this. don't know what she's done.

Davide, are you good at hair?

What do you think? Ha-ha! "What do you think?" Yes or no?

Can't wear a bra with it, though. I know.

Save the day? Oh, much better!

Do you do the parting? What do you want? A parting.

You want the... What are we thinking? Side parting.

What, no parting, or... No too much. Yeah, no parting or this.

It's not so, like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's nice.

Andrew, what do YOU like?

It doesn't matter what Andrew likes!

IAIN STIRLING: 'I wonder if he's going anywhere nice on his holidays.

'Oh, this IS his holidays.

'This week saw the arrival of new boy Jacques.

'He doesn't spell his name with an X, like Basement Jaxx,

'but he does have an ex to his name.'

♪ I used to know her ♪ But she's got a new best friend. ♪

I'm not being funny, but from the back of it, it looks like my ex.

I'm hoping he's five foot, pale as anything,

nose the size of the Eiffel Tower.

IAIN STIRLING: 'But it turned out Luca and Jacques

'have a lot more in common.'

Feel small, you know. LAUGHTER

I feel small. Welcome to the crew!

Me and you are sweet, aren't we?

And we ain't even that small, they're just humongous.

Big boys, eh?

How old are we all, anyway? I'm 23. Are you 23?

How old are you? I'm 23.

There we go. 23 last week.

I was literally a few weeks ago. Taurus! Yeah, there we go.

Yeah, no wonder we're pricks, eh? LAUGHTER

IAIN STIRLING: 'Height, age, star signs...

'and Gemma says she doesn't have a type!'

♪ I don't need a future ♪ I don't need your past. ♪

IAIN STIRLING: 'It was only his first night in the villa,

'but straightaway, Jacques brought the drama...

'and Tash brought the crisps.'

I see your cheeky smile, you're literally loving it.

ANDREW: I couldn't care less, to be honest.

No, no, you do care.

Man doesn't care, he doesn't care, let it go, Luca.

No, but I would care.

Yeah, YOU would care, Luca, but Andrew's Andrew. You're Luca.

And Andrew doesn't care. Exactly.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Care for a crisp, Andrew?

'I wonder what flavour those crisps are?

'Dramas-an cheese... and onion?

'Luckily for the Unseen Bits viewers,

'I arranged for Paige and Tash

'to record an exclusive post on the night's drama.'

OK. All right, gal, what's gone on tonight?

A lot of stuff is starting to kick off for no reason.

We don't even know why, we're just here for the ride.

And apparently, I was part of the drama. So...

Honestly, you really do have, like, good vibes.

People have been wanting to make drama.

I want the drama. Am I the drama? Drama?

I don't think I'm the drama. Drama. BOTH: OK, I'm the drama!

LAUGHTER

Think I am! PAIGE LAUGHS

But, no, not us.

Oh. Are we even filming?

No! LAUGHTER

We ain't even filming. OK.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Sometimes, I press the BLEEP button in my VO booth,

'just for BLEEP and giggles.

'Come on, girls, just press the BLEEP red button

'on your phones next time!

'Now, I admit sometimes I forget to flush the loo, or leave the seat up.

'But they're obviously just a few of my many charming quirks.'

LUCA: What is your worst habit?

Worst habit, man? What's yours?

Probably talking too much. Yeah, I was gonna say that.

Like, I was gonna say that is it!

Just talking shit!

Your talk is like my farts, man, it doesn't stop. It doesn't stop.

It keeps coming out. You know!

Squeezing more and more shit out.

I always, like, used to pick my nose, mate.

Did you ever eat it? No. I have tried to...

You tasted it. Course I have.

Just taste a little bit. Yeah.

To know what it tastes like, you know?

Everyone's tried a bogey, haven't they? Yeah.

I ain't even having that.

I picked a girl's nose before, tried... My nose is itchy now.

You've tried a bird's bogey, tried it out? Yeah, I picked it.

Cos she didn't think I'd do it, like. And you ate it?

Yeah. What, just to seem, like, sexy?

Yeah, I think, obviously, she was, like...

She digged it? We were close after that, like, obviously.

That's a different type of bonding, you know.

Swear down? Yeah.

Did you pick it for her? Or did she... Yeah, I picked it.

She didn't obviously want me to pick it and I did it.

It was a... LAUGHTER

Did it taste all right?

It just tasted like normal.

Just a little bit salty, you know, that...

CHOMPING, SPITTING

No, man. Would you not do that to Gemma?

Who? Would you not pick Gemma's nose?

Bogey? No chance, man. No chance, no?

She's sexy, but not that sexy.

She is. DAMI LAUGHS

No, no, it'll properly taste like apples or something, man. Yeah.

Like little, like, gummy bears. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna ask her later if I can try one.

What do you reckon she'd say?

She'll say, "Of course not, man. Don't even try it.

"Not a chance, Luca." Do you reckon, stick, like...

She's got a small nose, I could stick my pinky straight up there.

You just have to do it. Or if you see it, just help

and pick it. Like, "There's something in your nose."

I dunno why you've put that in my head, you know.

Yeah, definitely, it's not normal. Definitely not, man.

IAIN STIRLING: 'So, did you get the pick ick? Yeah, knew you would.'

MUSIC: 'Morning Mood' by Edvard Grieg

IAIN STIRLING: 'Here's an exclusive peek

'into the Islanders' day-to-day life.

'Everybody waking up in their sunglasses.

'But what you really want to know is...

'Find out in a mo.'

IAIN STIRLING: 'This is Love Island Unseen Bits,

'the show where we bring you exclusive unseen clips.

'This time, we are going retro.'

♪ Oh, baby, baby How was I supposed to know? ♪

That's not bad!

IAIN STIRLING: 'Hmm, I'd leave it to Britney.'

♪ Something wasn't right here. ♪

IAIN STIRLING: 'Let's get back to some unseen jumps...'

Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

'..and bumps.' ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time... ♪

♪ Hit me, baby, one more time... ♪

IAIN STIRLING: 'Before I delve deeper into my treasure trove

'of unseen clips,

'I know you're all gagging to find out what happened to Amber next.

'Amber?'

Ow!

SHE WHIMPERS ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time. ♪

SHE SOBS

IAIN STIRLING: 'Ouch! I felt that.' Ow.

IAIN STIRLING: 'With an Italian Renaissance man like Davide

'in the villa, conversation can easily turn

'to Italy's rich culture and heritage, the fall of Rome,

'opera, and...'

Pizza. Er... What's your favourite topping?

Sometimes I go also for easy stuff, like a normal Margherita.

I knew you were gonna say that. Is that how you like your girls?

Plain? Sorry. EKIN-SU LAUGHS

As long as it's a good one, even if it's plain, it's nice.

And do you eat your pizza thin or thick?

Wait, this is a trick question, so whatever answer you give me...

is to do with your women as well.

I don't really...

I mean, sometimes she's thin, but she's shit, you know?

So it doesn't really matter, really... Oh, my God.

..if she's thin or not, as long as it's a good pizza.

It's about the taste. Yeah. How moist it is, right?

Exactly. Gotcha.

A bit like my bananas. Sometimes, they're rotten.

LAUGHTER

Sometimes, they're fresh, too fresh.

Sometimes, they're too small, not grown.

And sometimes, they're really big. Mm.

You know? So I quite like it in the middle.

So you need just to test and see the taste.

You need to try before to buy, right.

LAUGHTER

IAIN STIRLING: 'Are we still talking about pizza?

'If so, I'll have a Sloppy Giuseppe and a portion of dough balls.

'I've no idea what that says about me.

'After a hard week of cracking on, grafting and chatting

'about their types on paper, our Islanders like nothing more

'than to kick back, relax and discuss their favourite subject.'

What's, like, the wildest first date you guys have ever been on?

I've not done anything interesting as a first date, I'll be honest.

I've had, like, the most embarrassing one.

It was a Tinder date and I'm cringing just thinking about it.

We went to the cinema and watched a horror movie,

and this guy just sweated the whole time, profusely sweated.

Was he scared, or what? I don't know. Or cos he was hot?

It could have been a mixture of both, but either way,

it was just unnecessary and I was, like, I wanna go home.

Anyway, he drove me home, and rather than turning off the car

when you're chatting, he left his headlights or whatever on

and talked to me. His car fully broke down outside.

The battery died. Oh, my God! I just left him there.

I just went home and left him sat outside my house.

That is pain. Oh, my God! That is actually pain.

He literally wound down his window, "Oh, my battery's died."

I was, like, "OK, bye." OK, bye!

Yeah, I just left it. It was...

Dying.

What about you guys? Have you had any embarrassing ones?

Not really, no. Have you not?

Not really embarrassing, I didn't get caught,

but there was the day I found out I was lactose intolerant.

We were eating on a rooftop, and I was eating

creamy, creamy spaghetti, and it literally,

my stomach and all that started doing,

started making music and all this stuff.

Then the only toilet was beside us, so I had to, like, hold my arse

and run all the way to the street to a McDonald's and I just shat.

I even vomited as well, man.

And then I had to come back and just pretend nothing happened.

Literally, like.

Did she not gather anything happened?

No, I said I was talking to the bartender downstairs,

just trying to see what drinks they have.

Why did you go to Maccies? What the fuck!

What about you, Indiyah? We're talking about

most embarrassing or worst dates you've been on?

OK, so, it's not even on a date.

So, basically, the guy I was talking to, it was after, like, the club.

He picked me up to drop me home, and I was a little bit tipsy,

but I needed to pee. And with me, when I need to go, I need to go.

So, he's picked me up, we're driving, I'm like, stop the car now,

I need to wee! He's like, can you not wait?

We're nearly home, like, just wait. I was like, I can't!

So, I've thought he's slowed down, obviously not as much as I thought,

I've opened the door, and I've 007'd out the car

and ran to go do a wee, and obviously just adrenaline rush,

not thinking about it.

I've come back to the car. This is how this happened.

Grazed knees, like, slit through my pants, blood everywhere,

broken nail. Jeez! Literally, it was so embarrassing.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Sounds nasty, Indiyah,

'but when you've gotta go, you've gotta go.

'Gimme, gimme more, I hear you scream and shout.

'So here's another unseen gem.

'Give it up for Amber, baby, one more time.'

LOUD THUD Oh, my God! Are you OK?

Oh, my God! I'm sorry.

Wait, lift me up.

♪ Oops, I did it again. ♪

It's been a rough day. It's actually been a rough day. No!

Is it stuck in there? It's stuck in there.

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's Britney, bitch.'

LAUGHING: She's OK.