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Hey, Lisa.

Yeah, I know. I know.

I tried.

I took your advice. I had a conversation with him about his erectile dysfunction.

He just won't. He's too proud. He says that he'll work through it. But, you

know, we haven't had sex since, I mean, like a week after we got married.

It's been months.

You know, I know he's under a lot of stress and stuff with work, but, I mean,

this is just, I don't know. I mean, he is older, and so I, well,

I took your advice and I talked to him. He doesn't want to go to couples

counseling. He just, he thinks that he'll just work through it.

But I called somebody to deliver some, like, erectile

dysfunction drugs, and I'm just going to sneak it in and just.

He's here. Um anyway, I'll let you know how it goes. Okay.

All right. Bye Hey,

hi, so uh, these are what you need. Okay, uh your your husband 200

pounds more or less.

Okay, so crush one up put it in his drink And he'll be zippy in no time.

Okay, and it won't be, like, really obvious, but... No, he might get a

little headache, but that's fine. Okay, great.

Great. Now, uh, so if you party at all, I got, like, Xanax, Klonopin... No, I'm

good. Are you sure? I got an upper, downer? No, I'm... This is it, okay?

Oh, sure, because... I swear, if I need anything, I'll let you know. Okay.

Anything you need, I got it. Okay.

I'm sorry.

Was I bothering you a little bit?

I didn't mean to interrupt the little conversation you had with the dealer.

That is... That's my business. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, we're a family,

aren't we?

You know, you are my stepmother.

Yes, but this is... I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't... So Dad's having a little

problem downstairs, huh?

It's common in men his age. Oh, really?

Yeah. He hasn't discussed anything with me.

We're pretty open with each other.

Seems like he's just fine with all the other, you know... What?

You wouldn't know about that.

Seems like you guys would talk about it, but... Seems like he's having no

problems with all the prostitutes and... You know what? That is not... I just...

Please, just leave me alone.

Okay? Okay.

This... This conversation is completely inappropriate, and I don't... I just

want to... Oh, this conversation is... But we're family. I figured this would

be inappropriate to talk to people outside the family like you're just

doing. I just... You know, I don't know what it's going to take for you to

just... This... I... Well, it seems like you're having problems with the stigma.

Maybe I could, you know... Oh, no. No. No. You... That's... No.

No? No. Well, it seems to me that you're just itching for someone.

Hard dick, huh?

This is... No.

This is mine.

Tyler.

Come on. My dad doesn't give you the hard dick that you've been seeking.

You want a hard dick? Is that what you want?

Is that what you're after?

I guess you're sleeping.

This is a hard dick.

Don't pretend it's not familiar to you.

Oh, my God.

You like that, don't you? Yeah.

You should hold on to this heart, too.

There you go.

Don't be so surprised.

Is this hard?

Yeah, he likes that heart.

Yeah?

Is this the real heart thing?

Yeah?

Yes? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That tickle will get nice and hard for you.

Oh, there you go. I shouldn't do this. No, put it back in your mouth.

Okay.

Oh,

my God. Yeah, that's it, Mom.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, there you go.

Told you that would get nice and healthy.

Oh, yeah.

How's that feel?

You like that, don't you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

You have to promise not to tell your dad. Oh, yeah. Well, you better instruct

it nicely.

Okay. You're going to trip up your heart rate real well.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

So fucking good.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

Come over here. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God, Mom. I feel so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck off.

Oh,

fuck.

It's been an eternity.

Oh my God. Oh

my God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Is that really happening?

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, just take that straight up.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh God, I wish your father would fuck me like you do

Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my

God. Oh my

God.

You're so young and handsome.

Oh yeah.

I'm fucking in love with you.

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

Oh

God.

Sweet.

I need it for so long.

Oh, she told me it's like somebody.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

goodness.

Oh, my...

Down here.

Oh, my

God.

I'm scared.

Oh my God.

Oh my goodness.

Does that feel good?

Yeah, yeah, just like that one.

Dad's not coming home, right? No. No. Not until tonight.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck. Right here.

Right here?

Yes.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

oh oh wow

oh

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. This is clenching so tight.

I feel so fucking good.

Shit. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Fuck.

I think you missed that hard day, didn't you? I missed every hard day.

You didn't have any slurs to face me.

I mean, that's been a while.

Oh, fuck.

God damn it. This feels so fucking good.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Please. Please.

Fuck me a little.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh,

my God. I feel so fucking good.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god, this feels so fucking good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

Tyler, we can't tell your father about this. No.

Well, as long as... This is between us, the whole Viagra thing.

Between us.