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Hey guys, I just went live, but I cut off because my battery died, so we're

back. And what I was doing was putting a chopstick in me.

So this is almost for J-Pop, because he really requested this.

It died, but I'm back.

So, J-Pop better come.

J-Pop is back. J-Pop, my phone died, because it got unplugged.

Be back

It's

my dildo now

back to our regular

So does size matter?

Yes

See

how

I'm not touching it?

See? Did Kaboom knock the charger out? No, it was me.

And I have to take this out before I go because it's so hard and, like... Maybe

I just, like, wouldn't charge.

Huh? Maybe I wouldn't charge.

No, because I pulled out the thing last time.

Yeah, I'm glad I made it to Miss Jal and Miss G. Michelle. But for some reason,

now my...

My person is a bit strong Um, I think it's like it's not like it's hard, you

know and gets caught in the groups so

S.S.S.

Thank you.

Hmm.

It's a soy sauce advert.

Is his wet?

Some pickled ginger.

That muscle control is crazy hot.

It's the bottle.

She's gonna be the first woman I see go.

If only

this bottle was, like, clean, like, at the tip so I can put it inside, like,

this, and then I can do this.

Maybe I'll just use it at the hole so it's good too.

Like, I guess if it's twisting, that's for me.

Can you take your pants off?

Can you take your pants off?

Yeah.

And do what?

I just want to see.

Oh, man, my eyes are better now.

What? My eyes are better now.

Can you see my hair?

You might have to move your head up a bit.

How about that?

No, I can't really.

Can you move higher up?

I can use my chopsticks to point.

Hey,

you're messing with my life.

Are you going to make it fall over tripod?

Let me see that car.

Yeah, like that is good.

Thank you.

Are you telling me?

Yes.

Wait,

someone sent me a $5 tip. Who is that?

Gustavo, thank you so much. But actually, some...

The soy sauce is burning.

Be careful. It's got sharp edges on there.

Yeah, I mean, like, well, hopefully it's a bit burning because it's, like, so

much sodium.

Yeah.

Ooh.

Ooh.

It's too salty.

Anyways, I'm gonna have to do a ketchup bottle then.

Can we go to bed?

What's up? Can we go to bed?

Yeah. With the camera or what?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

Okay,

let's go.

Can you bring the charger to the computer though?

Yeah.

Are you coming?

some veggie meat oh yeah

oh yeah new

profile

picture with my panda from Chengdu this is a Chengdu sausage

a soy sausage

These are soy eggs.

Soy eggs.

Soy eggs. Not chicken eggs. Soy eggs.

I need to bring the fly swatter.

Around the sushi.

but they said to like not double dip and all so once you touch something it's

yours don't be picking you know if you pick this off the dish you

have to take it because this this pair of chopsticks went into me and

you know touch my my saliva and stuff like that so if i

touch this it's mine

And um, getting a little bit of wasabi from here.

You know, just a little bit of wasabi is enough.

You gotta milk the wasabi nut for the wasabi though.

Oh my gosh, it's waiting for me.

Okay, got a little piece of wasabi.

Oh, pinching.

Should I get enough?

Put it on my soy sausage.

Smear it on.

Oh my god, it's so spicy.

I feel it on the back of my throat. It's so spicy.

Put some soy sauce on it.

Just a little bit. Don't drip off the excess.

Wait I Don't want to get like my hands dirty on my face dirty, so I'm gonna put

on my my mask my China mask

Hey you guys I'm Michelle from China

And I got a soy sausage

made in China I made in China pandas from China

Boobs from China. I see you from Teemu though And

Oops, I can't

Actually

Hello

Bye.

Let's go to bed, bub. Should I keep my mask on? Yeah.

I'm gonna keep my mask on for tonight.

Let's go. Hey, wait.

Seven. Cent? Yeah.

Okay.

I'm gonna get fucked again, bitch.

As far as... Chinese cuisine needs a fuck.

Let's go.

I'm bringing the light, too, but it's low power.

You're charging it now?

Mm-hmm. But we need light.

You're going to turn on the lights or what?

I always... You can turn on the lights. It's a torch.

What do you want to do?

Can you bring it?

Yeah.

Is it charging?

Yeah.

What's up, Kenny?

uh yeah okay

should we just use a big

yes where is it from there it is uh mfc in the chat turn this off

Thank you.

Let's keep this a quickie.

Hey guys, I'm Michelle from China and

I've never been on OF before that's why I have a little panda here because I'm

actually listening to like the audio of what goes on um you know having them

tell me the history of OF and all of that and obviously I'm telling letting

everyone know that I'm from China got the five stars one two three

four five let's just flipped um just to let everyone know that you

know if you're chinese you can speak chinese to me but i'm from china i'm a

tourist from china and this is my little audio pouch panda actually does the

audio and the history stuff for that so yeah just walk me around

this there's never a quickie with

coach lol first it was darkness then there was mfc i was can you do a

quickie so we can get to the dumpsters

Should I wear it as a waist belt or what?

Or around my neck?

What should I do?

Like

this?

Should I be like this or do you want to see panda?

You wanna see Panda move?

Jump? Wait, press into me?

Is it even gonna move?

This

is

the Chinese flag if you guys didn't know.

It's all right here.

oh my god it's deep

Oh my gosh.

Do you like China?

Oh my

god!

as fuck.

Bye.

Oh my god, it's so hard

Spent day.

All in dice work.

All in dice work.

I actually have to see.

This is where Russell Ash goes and I taste, which is calm all clean up.

And my cleaner from China too.

It's not going away, so.

Russell Ash, none for you, sorry.

Let's prove to everyone who says coach can't come. Well, he says

that was me.

I was, but honestly, I was in a lot of pain.

So I'm not like, oh my God, it came so good. It wasn't like that.

Look how floppy and soft it is now.

Kung fu says round two. That was already round two. Yeah on live stream

It's how

I'm

in pain but then I go back to it.

You get hurt and then you're in pain again

um

I was glad, but

then

there was a lot of

pain with it.

So, perhaps I did.

Still alive?

Yeah.

Oh my gosh, we got $55?

Who sent in the tips?

J-Pop sent $50!

Thanks, J-Pop.

Might need to replace that bottle with a cock instead.

And we did.

Thank you so much, J-Pop.

And Gustavo.

And Diaries of a Nymphomania.

Nymphomaniac 3.

Oh my gosh, I think this is such an iconic live.

What? Bob, can you go again?

Go again?

Yeah.

Yeah? No. Yeah.

You can?

You want to go?

Really?

Come then.

I won't come.

What do you mean?

Yeah, I was gonna come but I'm just too much pain so like this time can you like

Can you like not be as hard?

Where's my mask?

Okay, I'm ready Hmm HPL system

$10 says I wish you were my girlfriend Virtual girlfriend, I guess

I

Miss

the making out

sex, you did.

Charlie B says, I think Michelle's a real coach.

Yeah.

I just want your weight on me.

We're going to fall off the end of the bed.

Oh, no.

You came out.

Come back

up. Back up?

Yeah, I'll get you in.

Are you gonna get in now?

Okay

guys,

enjoy that stream

No, I think I would have come but like it was tied to a lot of pain So I

just remember the pain because the pain was after as well.

So just like Keep

going it's 1106

I'm being serious.

What do you want? Do we need to go?

No, there's no rush to do that.

I'm getting sleepy.

You're sleepy?

When can we go?

JP said another $50 tip.

He said, can we see Coach entering your pussy?

He's not $50, but he says keep going.

Alright.

You guys have to try to pee.

Okay.

Wait, I have to get hard first. Yeah.

Wait,

there's a light. I'm throwing the light in the way.

Yeah.

Oh.

There's annoying light in the way.

Like the crack of dawn.

I don't know if I can see that.

Can I see that?

I'm gripping it.

Can you feel me grip it?

Really?

But like extra.

So this is no grip.

And this is grip.

Do you feel the difference?

I

don't

think you can go deeper.

Let me grab you.

I feel like I'm falling on your head.

Can you go slow and deep and hard?

Slow and deep and hard?

What's that mean?

Like that? Yeah.

Like that.

Slow and hard.

Yeah, like that.

Like hands.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, not that.

We're coming in fast, okay?

How are you?

I don't know if you guys even saw that because I think it was swept out.

We

saw.

I couldn't figure out what I was seeing until I realized it was the... Panda

coming to frame sometimes, Lola.

Really?

Third wheeling.

Sneezing into my mouth.

What's that? Sneezing into my mouth.

Into your mouth?

Sneezing into my mouth.

Let me put my mask on.

He's got the sneezes.

Put up my mask.

As I have the mask.

What did they say?

You didn't put an arse in it.

It's a good piece of bamboo with my pen in there.

Sugar cane.

Sugar canes do good pen in there.

Why do I keep fucking with you girls?

What do you want?

You want a little bit more?

Really? Why did you make me come back to life?

The sun's at six.

Oh my god.

He's back in.

He's back into the Chinese borders.

Yeah.

Control.

Battery check five.

So this is don't let her go, coach. You got to keep her.

Well, I am in control of that because I can kick people out of the country or

not, you know?

In or out of the border You can stay about 30 days No,

it's actually about 90 days about 90 day tourist visa

Are

you

trying to come as well you are

No, but these sex toys.

I'm going to have a sex toy.

No. No.

Okay.

What are you doing?

You were about to come? Why are you showing us the book?

Answer. I'm going to stop you.

Oh, what's going on?

I'm going to stop you.

You weren't going to come.

Huh?

I thought you just weren't going to come.

What else?

I thought you were just doing it.

You're just torturing.

Torturing? Yeah.

Michelle from Customs.

That's so funny.

Chinese border.

Border control.

Enter.

Okay, your visa is up. You gotta exit the country.

Exit.

He's exited the country.

Open the border for some air from the Himalayas.

Okay, you can enter the country again.

Sorry.

You probably didn't take me seriously when I said that. When I put this on,

then you'll start taking me seriously.

You can enter China again, okay?

Wait, we need to put security cameras to prove that you entered, the date and

time that you entered. Because, you know, in China, there's cameras for

everything. You're going to put them on record when you enter.

Okay. That's proof of you entering.

Trevor.

Oh, my God.

You've entered.

Your 90 days starts now.

I'm going to charge the phone.

Comment what country you would travel from, what country you are from.

It's on the declarations form, arrivals form.

You have to declare if you have any coffee and stuff, hence I am wearing the

mask.

Coughing, sneezing, headaches.

Can I enter your country with USA passport?

Yes, of course. You're all inclusive.

Oh, my God.

And you do have to declare if you do bring any foreign substances,

such as cum.

If you're from the U.S., you have to declare your U.S. cum.

And if you're from Australia, you have to declare you as cum. So, when you cum

with your foreign cum, declare when you are going to bring it.

Okay?

Do you get me?

Oh my god.

If you

have

luggage questions just come to me if you think If you want

recommendations or suggestions or advice or opinions on your piece of luggage,

message me.

I can tell you if it's oversized or normal or if it's within

the airline requirements.

That's all.

I can help you with that.

Mass immigration is imminent.

This is for a period of time.

God.

you can see the chinese mountains and melons

chinese melons and chinese

vegan silk chinese

mooncakes mooncakes oh

my god

These delicacies.

The dim sums.

Dipping sauce.

Chili sauce.

Show the landing strip. Brain has melted for now. Damn.

This is one flight I don't regret. You know she's really into it when she can't

crack jokes.

She can't even crack jokes.

Flight to MFC borders. Last call.

Make sure to get your baggage ready.

Get your luggage.

Last call.

That is indeed mass immigration.

Just one person can come with so many, so many, you know, other people. Mass

immigration, they can have a date.

It's all a sperm, you get it?

Ah, fuck.

Oh my god.

Pups are even gonna come?

Oh, because my outer pussy lips are so sore from all this beating now.

Because my lips.

The pounding, pounding.

It's starting to get sore.

It's sensitive tissues.

The online snorks are well worth it.

in flat entertainment too.

Maybe a reverse cowgirl would like random facing the camera.

Then you can give us more immigration tips while we take notes.

We've done a cowgirl video that I posted from the back.

Give me this so I didn't miss the entire stream. Well, you better come soon, Bob.

We're gonna see.

We're trying to bikes everywhere

and down oh my god oh

that's so good oh my god

substances. He's gonna get fined.

Oh, he didn't declare.

You know, our security is so serious.

Oh, my God.

I'm very cross with you.

Don't let this ever happen again.

Remember, you represent Australia.

Oh, my God.

Reaching protocol.

You were warned on the plane.

You were warned before you boarded.

And it's just, you should just always check the country's rules

before you enter.

And it doesn't seem like this is a layover for you.

This is your final destination, so this is really, really not nice.

You know how strict China is, so I'm just gonna... We're not that strict.

We're laid back, but this is when things matter because this is a biosecurity.

Are you listening to me, sir?

I'm speaking fluent English. Do you want me to speak in Mandarin Chinese for you?

Jesus Christ.

Oh, God.

Are you still pumping me?

Oh.

$20 tip.

Coach is bored as now. Look at him go.

He's bored as now.

Oh my god.

I'm just swabbing your stick right now to make sure you don't have any illicit

substances.

So we have to put it through this machine and swab the stick.

gonna get a reading and if it makes noise that means it's actually okay

so you just you just put it in once one hard one okay one

slow and and if it makes noise it's okay and if it doesn't

yeah if it i don't know what the rules are but we might

need to inspect more

Um, the reading comes down.

Inspection. We need further inspection.

Can you take your baggage and lie down or sit up or stand up or something?

We need further inspection.

So we're going to need to do an in-person investigation.

I wanted to check the baggage, sir.

I need to manually check it. You should have just declared it.

do you have any do you have any extra substances packed away in your package

do you sir no and now we're never time to declare or else you'll get another

fine you don't have any other any type of substances packed

away in here no hold on thank you thank you

Okay, well, after this short little inspection, I didn't find any extra.

But it is still possible with the nature of things, you know. We only have a

certain set time with each passenger,

exactly. But I asked you if you had anything to declare that would be a

biosecurity hazard, and you didn't declare this Australian bush.

I don't know.

Why didn't you declare this Australian bush?

I didn't think it was a problem.

Well, I mentioned biosecurity.

you coming from australia you should know that there's very strict laws with

motor security as well and and some parts of china are landlocked this

part of china you're coming into is landlocked so that makes it even you

know like more important that you declare stuff because this is really

detrimental to our agriculture

exports and all that, which would affect Australia's exports so much.

So, with that, is this your first time flying? Yeah.

Is it?

Let me open.

Well, it is your first time to China.

So, I'm gonna, should I make an exception for you? Yeah, exception.

Okay, well, you have one minute to declare.

To tell me why, come up with a reason why you think I should let you go this

time. I'll come back and I'll fuck you again.

In an hour you'll fuck me again?

Yeah.

Okay.

On the basis of that, I'll let you go this time.

But don't let this happen again. If you do want to speak to one of our Chinese

officials, you can just make a request. You don't need to get pulled aside, you

know? We have a saying in Chinese, like, not all attention is good

attention.

So if you want attention, you should get attention for something that's good, not

bad, such as not to click.

So, okay?

Got it?

Okay. Thank you.

Bye. Take your baggage and look after your baggage.

Hello?

You gotta say, see ya, see ya.

See ya, see ya.

Gotta say, zaijian.

Hopefully you never see me again.

Michelle takes her job very seriously.

Me too.

Representing China, you know?

You know, he's back with the mask.

Oh my god.

That was so fun.

I don't know. This live stream was really fun.

If I was that deep in my shower, I would not stop moving either. It's just

something else.

Booty nom nom.

Booty nom nom.

Nobody can say shit about Kush. They got nothing on him.

Coach Michelle, I am.

And I just, as you guys can see, those ideas are for me. I'm the one leading

this group.

So if you guys wonder if a lot of the content, a lot of the content is

actually my idea.

And I'm the one saying we need to do this.

I miss you so much, Michelle. This was so fun. I'm so happy you're back. Thank

you. This was such a good one.

Yeah, this is so spontaneous as well like I I just remembered I had this mask

from China I got this in China because I had plans to make some videos with it

But I never got to and I just pulled it out This is what has

inspired this life So yeah, this is so fun. I love talking

about it. I love coming up with ideas

I love talking to you guys and you guys like adding in your stuff.

This is what I missed for a few days or whatever that was.

It was so fun.

Who knew that this, because it just did three hours, right? Three hours and now

this is one hour and 24.

Who knew that we'd be going to the airplane to go to China?

I don't know.

That was actually so fun.

I still have never done the things that I said I was going to do, like the hula

hoop. Yeah, I haven't done the cowboy hat yet, so who knows what the next

dream might be. Or it might not even be any of those things. It might be

something new altogether.

But now we're going to go dumpster dive.

And if I find anything good, I'll let you guys know, maybe.

If you guys want to know what I found or if I didn't find anything.

But yeah.

Remember, if you're feeling sad like I was in the other livestream, the first

livestream I did, is to just start talking to yourself.

Or talking to whatever.

Just start talking, okay?

And it really helps. It's a really good therapy.

Just like what I do.

What I did in my last live stream for three hours, talked about myself, talked

about my opinions, talked about my views on life, you know? That really helps

because a lot of the reasons why we're sad is that we don't have anyone to talk

to where we don't talk at all. We keep so many thoughts inside and it gets

lonely. So, if you ever find yourself feeling sad, just start talking. I mean,

you can go live anywhere. You can go live on TikTok. You can go live on

Instagram.

Talk to yourself.

Talk to people.

You know, people will eventually come on. And if they don't, just give

yourself questions.

Okay? Look up on Google.

Q&As.

Questions and answers. And you just talk about yourself.

Okay? Talk about yourself.

Have your list of questions out here.

Just kidding. This is the border control security screen.

So I monitor all the luggages passing through, but I'm just saying this is

like my work break. So I'm just using this as a little thing. So yeah, let me

just tell you about the screen. So this is a screen for luggages.

Whatever you pass through, we see the metals, we see the liquids, we see

the wood even, we see strange

objects.

We see batteries.

We see all of it.

Okay. And we even see like, see like some animals and things like that. So

whatever you, you bring through, just know that we always have monitors,

especially in China.

We monitor everything. And if you're going through underground subways, if

you do carry a ball of some substance or something like that, um, and it's a

drink or something, we will sometimes investigate that because you do have to.

put your baggage through a conveyor belt a camera again and if you have a bottle

we might ask you to take a sip of that bottle to show that it's actually edible

it's not poison it's not gasoline or things like that so yeah just be mindful

of that you may need to take a sip and then another thing is that battery packs

are checked as well um you do have to declare or

not bring or like something strict about portable chargers portable power

banks because from experience it has been confiscated as well

so a little customs and when you do arrive to china you're gonna get a

little blue docket it's an arrivals form and you're gonna have to write down your

name your You know, your passenger vessel, where you intend to stay, what

is your purpose of tourism, all of that. And then you line up, okay? And there's

no taking pictures when you've passed the immigration

checkpoints, okay? You can't be filming behind the screens.

That's a big no-no, okay?

whatever you think I did I didn't do it oh my gosh so actually when I was going

to China in like 24 2016 or something like

that 2016 I remember I was traveling with my family back

to China and they had all passed already through the immigration and I got held

back and you know what they did

My parents said they pulled up like pictures of people Next to my face, and

they thought I was like a wanted criminal or someone that was wanted

maybe kidnapped I don't know, not kidnapped Or something like that

so yeah I was let through but

They really they actually matched it up It's crazy Yeah, they

thought I was Someone but um, I wasn't I'm very on

him. Okay, embarrassing admission.

I thought you worked at athletes foot the first time I saw a clip of you

Athletes foot some people say Foot Locker. Some people say Nike some people

say I Don't know but really it's actually Skechers.

I like your Skechers you like me my Gucci shoes

I wonder if I've ever even had a pair of Skechers.

I don't think I've had.

Yeah, look at all the shoes.

So yeah, I'll keep it at this. I hope this livestream made you guys laugh a

little bit or at least lighten your mood as well.

Yeah, it's great to be back. I'll see you guys in the next live stream.

Aren't Skechers for old peeps?

I'm an old peep.

I'm an old peep. I'm an old soul.

No, Skechers. So on a serious note, Skechers, we make shoes for everyone,

all age ranges.

And we focus on comfort and style.

Okay.

Skechers is known for style.

You know how many S's Skechers has?

S for Skechers, S

for Skechers in the end. So we start with style and we end with style.

S for style, S for Skechers.

Okay, so we make shoes comfort for all age ranges.

style for everyone okay so not just for the elderly but we do definitely

specialize in elderly not even elderly just um problems are common

for the elderly okay that means our cloud

cushions that means our i don't know our souls foamy souls

our colors it's our um

Velcro.

Velcrotic.

Velcrotic.

Okay.

We don't have the boa dials yet.

But we do have the velcrotic.

We call it the velcrotic.

Actually, velcros. It's actually called velcros. My bad, velcros. Because the S,

again, is for the style. So we always keep in style.

velcro okay elderly stress so

yeah we have the different styles and

we even have like high tops for the ankle support we have the toe boxings we

have some healed ones for the fashionable um people we even have

waterproof stuff.

We have workwear stuff.

We have hard toe caps as well. So we really cater to any and everybody as

sketchers.

Period.

Now they're just telling them about sketchers. Yeah.

Yeah, I work at sketchers.

Anyways. I did.

I did. I put myself in jail.

This is detention in China.

Like this.

Help me. Help me. I'm a celebrity.

Get me out of here. You know that show?

Help me. I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here.

Okay. So we're going to go dumpster diving now? Yeah.

Okay. I'll see you guys later.

J-pop's laughing. Wait, I got Anthony $75. How old is elderly?

Asking for a friend.

Elderly? Well, do you know the definition of elderly since you hold an

elderly bus card?

Me? 48.

48 is elderly?

He's referring to himself.

Yes. Are you elderly?

No, I'm a gentleman.

So that was a lie. He actually doesn't hold a bus card. Not the elderly bus

card.

He holds a bicycle parking card.

J-pop says, bye-bye, Michelle. Until we meet next time.

Love you.

J-pop, you're so sweet. Thank you for making this live so fun.

You definitely have made this live really fun.

Because of your tips and just being here for the whole thing.

Your chats and all that.

Charlie saying bye too. Miss you, Michelle.

I miss you guys too.

I hope to do this a little bit more.

And I'm going to start messaging you guys back a lot more now because, you

know, I had a little getaway to rejuvenate myself.

But this is the outfit for the dumpster dive.

So when I dumpster dive, I go...

Going commando?

Yeah, always.

Yeah, this isn't dumpster dive. I was just telling you that was how I dumpster

dive.

Okay, seriously?

Perfect form.

How do you dumpster dive?

You need to do a dive for me, would you?

I'll stick to you.

Stick to you, yeah. I'm wearing my long pants, though.

Long pants?

Here.

Okay, seriously, bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.

I know, right? Like when women go commando.

Always.

Always. Okay, I'll see you guys next time. Bye.