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Thick, whipped cream.

Please, Lex.

Hello, can you speak up?

Sorry, she can't move her lips right now.

I can't hear you.

No, listen, just tell Lex I'm going to have to cancel our birthday dinner.

What? No, not our first date dinner. Our birthday dinner.

Yeah. Can't you just put her on the phone?

He poured on huge gobs of it.

And then... A cherry.

Stop it.

One more word and I quit.

Cherry.

Jay, did she call you back?

No, she can't call me back.

No, because I'm not gonna be here.

Finally, we ate the whole thing. An entire gallon of rocky road?

Lex.

It's Jay. No.

I'm going out for a run.

And then I've got to catch a plane.

I've got a photo assignment in Beirut. Why are you shouting?

Lex?

How are the fish?

Oh, I'm fine. Thank you for asking.

And you getting enough sun and safe sex, I hope?

Actually, it's been cloudy.

Okay, I'm back.

Jay?

Jay?

I've lost her.

You and Jay still live together?

Yeah, why not? I'm a perfect roommate.

I'm never home.

I do miss her.

I don't need you on the set.

Wait.

Booger check?

Donna, please.

This is she.

Donna? I'm calling from Randy's grooming.

This is Jose. We haven't spoken, I don't think. No.

Okay. They called you before and explained everything, right?

My dog is there right now. I thought they called you about the shaving of the

dog. I had to shave down to the skin. Can I talk to someone else for a minute?

She's been shaved clean.

I cannot even believe you would do something like that without...

That's good. Good, good, good, good. A little bit more.

Closer still. Get in there closer.

We're losing the light. We can't do this with the light here. It's going to put

these people in trouble.

Bring the horse through here.

Get them closer in.

Come here. Come on, Jenna. Come on. Right around in there. Right around in

there. Just walk right through. Get in there. Okay.

Sorry the keys

It's not my car, okay?

Honey, you're lucky we've been up all night.

All we're interested in is this car.

Come on!

Come on!

Tanya, let's get going.

Hop on the camel.

Watch yourself, Lex.

Tell that to the camera.

What's going on here?

Excuse me? Speak German?

Come on, huh? I take

pictures. Hey, come on, back off.

Come on.

Hey, hey, hey.

You want a camera?

Come on, that's not a toy.

Back off.

Hey.

It's between me and him.

You want something, bitch?

Now

it's

between you and me. Okay, okay. You win.

Just a typical day at the office.

Party at the Blue Parrot, Lex. You want to come?

Stoli shot still going?

No longer my style.

Hey, when everyone's saying yes, why say no?

When you've chosen your work?

Lex?

Hi, this is Lex.

Is she going to be okay?

I have to get to the airport.

Hey.

What day is it?

Next day.

Listen, I'm really sorry about your car.

Who needs a car in the city?

Thanks.

Does it hurt much? No, no. Only when I breathe.

What does your doctor say about your eye?

They're gonna run some stupid tests or something.

Lex.

It was terrifying.

Have you talked to the police?

Yeah, some guy came. He left his card.

Got the feeling, though, that's the last I'll see of him.

We'll see about that.

Look, I'll be fine.

Really. Go home and get some rest, okay?

Besides, I've got somebody to watch over me. Look.

There is no escape.

Lex.

My career is just getting started.

I'm finally doing what it is I want to do.

What if my eye doesn't get better?

You call that a combination?

Concentrate. Or did you forget that you pay me for this abuse?

No, you're thinking about Jay.

Focus.

Focus.

Focus!

Jay is there.

You are here.

Oh, what do you care anyway?

You'll be off to Paris. To land.

You can't even beat a guy in a wheelchair.

That wasn't fair.

Nothing's fair.

But your anger made you stupid.

You know how important Jay is to me.

You and she are all the family I have.

Come on, let's go again.

No.

When you're in a hole, stop digging.

Now focus.

I am focused. I'm focused on how pissed off I am.

When you first came to me, you were so angry.

Angry at your job.

Angry at the people who were always telling you what to do, what to wear,

and how to wear it.

Angry at men.

Men who only saw you as an illusion and a billboard.

Didn't really see you as the woman that you are.

But most of all, you were angry with yourself because you weren't in control.

And your emotions control you.

Can you use it still, Chang? You're making me dizzy.

Master Chang.

At least while you're in this space.

So.

You've learned to work through that anger.

And now there's Jay.

But it's the same thing.

You're letting your emotions consume you.

Do you want to be out of control? Is that what you want? I want to hurt those

bastards who put Jay in the hospital.

By punishing these men?

What does that get Jay? What does that get you?

Satisfaction.

Ah.

Be careful.

Vengeance is like a trick box.

Once you open it...

And remember, it's the wise frog that leaps from the lily pad and finds more

than pond under its butt.

What's that supposed to mean?

Means you owe me 200 bucks.

Glasses over.

You smell like a shark. Get out of here.

Blocker pins?

It hurts us all, but we have to fight back to see that it doesn't happen to

any of us.

Is this right?

Oh, that's to keep the men's locker.

Sorry.

Okay.

Don't give your attacker an opening.

Kick him first.

Kick him hard.

hurt you.

It's your fault.

A little strong, Shannon, don't you think?

Not strong enough.

What happened to Jay proves that.

How is she? Is Jay gonna be okay?

We don't know yet.

If it had been me in that park, I know who'd be in the hospital now.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for a lieutenant.

You got plenty of those.

His name is Eddie Walker.

Look, miss, the lieutenant's a very busy man.

That's good to hear, then. He must have the Davis case solved by now.

Davis case? That's the carjacking in the park. Yeah, why? You got some

information about it?

Jay Davis is my roommate.

Oh, really?

Well... If you're wondering about your car, it's probably on its way to Bolivia

right now.

Look, I don't give a damn about my car. I just want to see this Lieutenant

Walker. I assure you, Lieutenant Walker was doing everything he can to solve

this case, and as soon as we know, we'll let you know.

You don't even know how to reach me. You're Jay Davis' roommate, aren't you?

These are for you, Lieutenant Walker.

Hey, aren't you, uh... Lady, make an appointment.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm making an appointment.

Now, you do solve crimes around here.

Crimes? You want crimes?

You see this pile of paperwork?

These are the crimes that have been committed since I got back from lunch.

Well, then maybe you should skip lunch, Lieutenant.

You want aspirin?

Jay Davis is my best friend.

Now, can't you cops do something about making the park safe?

In this town, there are places that you just don't go.

And I guess there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

You okay, Lieutenant?

Oh, yeah.

I think we've got on the Jay Davis case, all right?

Got it.

Okay, guys, back to work. Come on.

Dario. You want Dario?

He's the top model in the world.

What airport are you at? Chrissy, don't panic. Look on the wall. There must be a

sign. Mercedes says the price. I don't need a price. I don't know. Hold on.

Mercedes says the price.

Same as yesterday's.

Why aren't you? No, you're going to pay.

No, you're not, sweetie. No, I'm not.

That's what made me.

Oh, oh.

Well, Max.

How are you?

Well, I'll enjoy these. Thank you.

We'll see about that.

Nigel, I am telling the truth. We haven't heard anything.

Look, if Tanya doesn't show, I'll get you somebody else.

I don't know who, Nigel.

I realize the Chanel show is today.

It's no use taking that tone with me. I will handle it, okay?

Tanya didn't show again, huh?

Don't mention that name.

She's done. Finished. Out. I booked this girl on the biggest show of her life,

and she's running around like she's somebody important.

And you, walking out of Ricardo's shoe because you got your car stolen.

It's a miracle I get you girls any bookings at all.

So, Lex, your friend who got hurt, is she all right?

I don't know. I hope so.

Honey, it's gotten so the only way to live in this city is to have your limo

driver drop you at the door, have your doorman take you to the elevator, have

your elevator man take you inside the apartment, and inside the apartment, you

have the biggest damn dog on earth.

Mercedes, I want to take some time off.

Get out of the city for a while.

In the middle of the season?

I understand you're upset.

But what you need is work, and right away. Now, what's available?

You know, this may sound crazy, but hear me out. You think I should take Tanya's

place at the show?

You'd get me out of a jam if you'd do it.

But I don't care about that.

You gotta get back on track, back to your roots.

When's the last time you did runway?

Three weeks ago.

Tell you what.

You take the money you get from this show, and you buy yourself a nice new

sports car. Drive out to the shore.

Take your friend, what's her name? Jay.

My friend's name's Jay.

Never could bullshit you, could I, Lex?

Not true, Mercedes. You bullshitted me plenty of times.

The bottom line is, you screwed me on the swimsuit shoot, and I need the

favor, so is it a yes or a no?

Yeah, call Nigel. Tell him I got Lex.

All the models, even the famous ones, will be wearing masks.

And that is to undisclose the dynamism of the Chanel design.

Bring your camera over there.

Now, at the end, all the girls will take off the masks. But only then will the

audience get to see who they really are.

Nigel, two minutes.

No, I don't know anyone in this town who hasn't been ripped off, robbed, or

raped. Yeah, and the cops can't handle it.

Maybe we should get us all 45s and turn this town into Dodge City.

Don't be so tense. It'll leave you wrinkles.

There's got to be a way to make a difference.

Only Nigel would be so perverse as to cover the most beautiful face in the

world.

Nobody will know it's you.

30 seconds. 30 seconds. Stand by to curtain.

What about Jay?

Sucks. Had my apartment ripped off last year. Glad I wasn't in.

Five,

four, three, two, one.

Stop it!

In this city, there are places that you just don't go. Don't go.

Don't go.

What

if

my eye doesn't get better?

Jane?

All I want is your car.

Easy. Calm down.

Don't need for that.

Relax. Easy, easy, easy.

What

the

hell are you supposed to be?

I'm your drinker.

so

You don't know me well enough to call me that.

Sam City.

Just a minute.

Out for an evening of bondage, Lex?

Good. You can still recognize me.

So now you've tasted vengeance.

It's a dish best eaten, not served.

I thought you said it was a treat box.

And this mask?

You wear this to scare people, or do you think you're the Lone Ranger?

I wore it because my face is on every damn billboard in the city.

You really got off on it, didn't you, Lex? I did what I needed to do. You did

what you wanted to do.

Would you be having as big a problem if I were a man? This isn't a man-woman

thing. You could have been killed.

You would have been proud of me. No, I wouldn't. I'm a man of peace, damn it.

You should learn to control your anger, Master Chang.

Tonight, it's just Chang.

Your friend.

You've known each other a long time, Lex.

But I am telling you, this business of running around in your pajamas, picking

fights, is wrong.

Right?

I didn't hear an answer.

I need to borrow a cab fare.

I could burn this.

Uh-oh.

Lady X? What kind of name is that?

The mysterious figure disappeared without a trace before the police had

any chance to apprehend her. I got that right. The person has received this

exclusive home video footage.

Unfortunately, you can't make out much more than that ex.

The police would have been too late. Whoever she is, she really made a

difference.

Lieutenant, do you have any clues as to the vigilante's identity?

Well, well, Lieutenant Walker.

What about the reports that the masked figure was actually a man dressed like a

woman? Look, all I can say is this. I was in the park at the time, and I am

reasonably certain that it was a woman, all right?

Reasonably certain?

What the hell were you doing in the park anyway, Eddie?

Should I have called first?

Sorry. Sorry. Hi, sweetie.

Hi.

Oh.

What's with you? I'm the one that just got out of the hospital, remember?

Never mind me.

How are you?

Did they run the test and everything?

Oh, yeah, but you know doctors. They talk a lot, they just don't tell you

anything.

Welcome home.

Thanks. Did you see?

Caught those bastards in a park.

Yeah, I thought I saw something.

Thing is, it wasn't even the cops. Some woman acting on her own.

I want to thank her.

Thank her.

I'd like to get a picture of her.

Not that I think I'll be taking pictures of anything.

Tell you what.

Why don't you rest today?

And tonight, let's get some of the babes together for a drink.

I can't.

I wouldn't feel comfortable.

You let me handle that, all right?

the glasses.

Hey, what are roommates for?

So Tommy said he was going to pick up the tab for all of this. Well, that's

what it said.

I wonder what he's up to.

Whoa! Who'd like some champagne, girls?

Tommy, it's not necessary.

Please.

It's my pleasure.

So what is this?

Too bright in here?

Tommy, I appreciate everything you've done so far, but it's kind of a girl's

night out, you know?

What are you doing to me, Lex? Why are you doing this to me? Why are you doing

this? I mean, I had you checked out.

You sound like you're one of those lipstick lesbians.

What a unique way of hitting on someone.

Thank you.

I'm a unique kind of guy.

The answer is no.

You underestimate me, Lex.

I don't think that's possible.

One night, $10,000.

Huh.

Oh, I see.

You want to negotiate.

What did you want to do?

No, no, no, no.

You can't do that.

Nobody, nobody can treat me like that in my own clutter. Well, maybe it's about

time somebody did.

You know, if you were a man, I would take you out in that alley.

And you know, if you were a man, I'd consider going with you.

Get out.

All right, good. Get out. Beat it. You pay your bill before you leave, all

right? Free ride. It's over.

That was real slick with the hand there.

I don't know if I can take you in a fair fight.

Then don't try.

Thing is, I don't fight fair.

You know what, kids? It's getting kind of dull around here anyway.

There's that name again.

Bye. See ya.

One of these days, Tommy's gonna get what he deserves.

I've been thrown out of better places.

So, where to now?

We still haven't celebrated our birthdays.

Oh, I can't. Too much excitement for this invalid. I'm gonna go home.

You coming?

No, I'm pretty worked up.

I think I'll walk around for a little bit. You sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

I just need to let off some steam.

Okay. Listen.

Thanks for dragging me out. Okay.

Bye. Bye.

Be careful. I will. You do.

In the town I come from there are secrets known In the town

I come from there are

You can go home now, Johnny. I don't need you anymore.

Tommy, it was hard to do a job.

I just want to do it, all right?

Johnny, go home.

Okay? Just go home.

You're making me nervous.

All right?

What the... Hey, Johnny?

Johnny, is that you?

Picked the wrong guy to fuck with.

How'd you get in here?

What do you want?

You like your breath, huh, baby?

I'll have my agent send you a poster.

I want to talk to... Jay's asleep. I don't want to wake her.

I don't want to talk to Jay.

I want to know where you were last night.

Okay.

All of last night?

All of last night.

Right.

So why don't you get dressed and we'll go downtown.

I am wearing panties.

I'd like to make that clear up front.

Lieutenant?

What kind of underwear do you have on?

Jockey shorts.

White, of course.

Not you, though.

You're more the...

Black silk briefskin, the guy.

Stringy ones cut in a V.

Yeah.

But they're red.

Boxers.

Can we get some more light in here?

Well, now that we've got that all straight, could you tell me why I'm

here?

Mind if I ask some questions?

Why don't you? Why'd you kill Tommy Nolan?

Tommy's dead.

You know he is. You roughed him up last night in front of a couple of hundred

witnesses. The way I, uh, roughed him up was more embarrassing than fatal.

Yeah, which is why you went back to his place later and finished the job.

Is that what I did last night?

Well, where were you last night?

We're back to that.

Lex, how did you know all about that underwear stuff?

You're the prison girl, aren't you?

I mean, you advertise the product, right?

Yeah, I do.

I believe lipstick is still legal in this state.

Cute. Listen, Tommy Nolan was found with traces of prison lipstick on his lips.

I may sell prison, but I certainly don't wear it. Can you prove that?

You're welcome to check it out.

You're like a martial arts expert, aren't you?

Yes, I studied Taekwondo.

A girl has to have some way to protect herself in this city.

That's great, Lieutenant. How did you know she did kung fu?

He read my Playboy interview and didn't just look at the pictures.

Actually, you're a black belt.

You work with a top-ranked sensei named Master Chang, right?

That was a name, Playboy.

I guess you must be a detective after all.

And Tommy Nolan was killed by a woman strong enough to toss him around like a

rag doll.

Now, you know, I'm wondering, should we ask Master Chang if you're physically

capable of such an act?

Well, are you?

Are you physically capable of such an act?

I am capable of all sorts of things.

But I didn't kill Tommy.

Excuse me.

Are you booking her or what?

No.

Then I'm free to leave?

Yeah, but don't go too far.

I'll only go as far as you want me to go.

Eddie.

She's lying about something.

Mercedes? You picked a hell of a time to get arrested.

I wasn't arrested.

Get in.

Didn't even know you had a car.

I don't own a car in this city. This is your car. I got it for you for free.

Why would you get me a car?

Because I want you to be forever in my debt, or why else?

When a slag like Tommy Nolan gets murdered... You didn't kill him, did

you?

No. Good. The car people wouldn't like that. It's an image thing.

Mercedes, what the hell are you talking about?

I want you to think about being the spokesperson for a car.

A car ad is a big deal, Lex, and if it's good enough for the bionic woman, you

should at least consider it.

Mercedes, why are we stopped right here? I have an appointment.

and you're going to be late for Franco's shoot. I told you I never wanted to work

with that man again.

Yes, you did, but you signed a contract, and that's who they hired, so you're

stuck, and you owe me the favor.

What for?

I just got you out of jail. You did not.

Well, I got you a new car.

Call me.

Let me know how it goes.

Vigilante Vixen Lady X. Lady X?

I took the stupid X off the costume. Here's the first of seven in a row.

Let's see what this baby can do.

Franco couldn't make a decision if I reached up and bit him on the top.

What's that?

Was it business or pleasure?

A little of both.

Can you work your magic?

Maybe.

If you tell me all about it.

Okay, once again, crank it up.

Oh

I've been marching around for eight and a half hours. I haven't taken one single

picture. I haven't? No!

Hold it up there. Freeze.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on down.

Who are you?

I know who you are. You're a spy for Scavullo. What?

It's worse than that, Franco.

He's a cop.

I'm sorry. I guess all of this is my fault.

I, uh... I told Eddie to come and get me.

He's, um... He's gonna take me out to dinner.

To dinner?

He's a bruiser. Is he the one?

I'm the one what?

What's next?

Oh, yeah.

The bodyguard.

Nikolai, Tommy never wanted a bodyguard. I forced Johnny on him.

Johnny came to me weeks ago and told me that Tommy wouldn't let him stay all

night. Tommy was your man.

We have to know why he was killed and if it has anything to do with us.

Find out who killed Tommy and get rid of him.

Her.

Cops say it was a woman. Whoever. Just do it.

Or the next thing I chop up for parts and ship to Bolivia.

Will be me.

There's something sad about that.

Oh, is that right?

Well, what about you?

I mean, you're not married.

Got a lot of boyfriends, I bet.

Not as many as you think.

What about Tommy Nolan?

Never.

Tommy, rest his soul, was a pig.

I don't know if his soul's gonna rest.

You know that nightclub that he owned?

It's a front for the Russian mafia.

The Russians have a mafia?

Oh, hell yeah.

Huh? Drugs, guns, carjacking.

Yeah, they're a real small bunch of guys.

Well, maybe one of them killed Tommy.

No, no, that was a crown of passion.

Why? Because of the lipstick?

Tossing somebody around like a rag doll doesn't require passion.

It's just leverage.

That's good.

Maybe you should become a cop.

You don't like your job much, do you?

Sometimes.

Sometimes I see the cases coming at me like a backed-up sewer, so I guess it

looks like it's not a damn thing I can do about it.

I guess I hit a nerf that first day.

Yeah, well, it's kind of hard telling somebody like you that I got a job that

sucks.

Somebody like me.

You know, I guess I'll never get used to the fact that people can only judge me

by the way I look.

Yeah, but you're a model.

When I got a contract offer to go to New York, my father said no.

But you went anyway.

Yes, I didn't like being told where I couldn't go.

Even then.

Point taken.

Well, your dad has to be real proud of you now.

You know, in my first year as a model, I made more money than my dad did in his

whole life.

And then when I went home...

He said he didn't know me anymore the way I looked the way I talked I Got

angry and walked out Been on my own ever since So how come I'm so

lucky Why don't you have a date tonight because most guys will

buy my calendar

Just wants to be nicer for a guy that I'd like.

That's good.

That's a good one.

Excuse me.

You're excused.

You want to go back to your place?

Wanna sit down?

Yeah.

What's this?

They're just... recipes.

You cooked?

i never thought love could be so pure and even

though it feels so right why was it so hard to see

two hearts could be so sure

I'm sorry. It's been a long time.

Really?

Well, you know, you have to be careful.

Maybe we should just boil our sauce before we continue.

It's just hard to find someone you want to be careful with.

Sorry, my phone.

No, I think it's mine.

Walker here.

Yeah?

Plaza Terrace.

Yeah, I'll be right there.

That's unbelievable.

Tell me no one's partner was just thrown off the roof by a woman.

I guess that lets you off the hook.

I like having the investigating officer as my alibi.

Yeah, they found some pretty strange evidence at the scene, too.

Isn't that good?

I don't know.

The killer was this crazy woman in the mask. You know, Lady X.

Legs

So, is this where Yuri went over?

Eddie, is that lipstick?

I hope I didn't ruin your evening.

You couldn't.

Speaking of lipstick.

Yeah, same M.O. The ghouls downtown are trying to match it with, what's it

called?

Prison.

Show me the dingus, Cap.

Hey, Wally.

Why don't you leave this behind?

I know how Tommy and Yuri were connected, but, uh... But how does a

psycho lady X figure?

Eddie, where are you going?

Who's there?

Ronnie?

Good. I've got the right room.

I only do this for my really special fans.

Oh, no.

Lex.

Just the man I was looking for.

What are you doing here?

Thought you might need this. Just in case you get caught peeping at girls.

What do you have there?

It's evidence.

Have you ever seen anything like it before?

Maybe.

But I can't place it.

Oh, it's only a matter of time before I nail this lady X.

You don't need this in your life. Maybe she'll go out to the garage.

That was my plan.

I like your car.

What the hell do you want? Just to talk, Lady X.

I've got a problem.

I was hired to kill the woman who killed Tommy.

I thought it might be you.

So did the cops.

Now they think Lady X is the killer. And that's you, too.

Funny, huh?

I may be two people, but I can't be in two places at the same time.

I was with the cop when the second killing took place.

Ah.

And you followed him here to find out what you could about the real killer.

Why should I believe that?

Why would I hang around after the killing?

I just got here.

Yeah.

That part confuses me.

This place is crawling with cops.

How about breakfast?

You want to eat now?

I've been up on that roof ever since Yuri got killed.

I'm starving.

Fine, you're the one with the guns.

My place or yours?

Get out.

I'm glad you said we're gonna get something to eat. We are.

What is this place?

I bet you the kind of guy who wears both the belt and suspenders.

And two pairs of pants.

Best dim sum in the city.

Nervous about something?

Careful.

Certain people aren't going to be too happy that Yuri got killed.

Happy with me or you?

Maybe both.

Lex, when you hear something funny, drop heart to the floor.

Like what?

Like that?

She, y'all, she, they, fire!

I could have handled that.

You still didn't get any breakfast.

Now you know why I don't rely on that kung fu shit.

And then again.

Well, we're both in over our heads now.

Want to give me a hand with this?

If you're giving me a choice, no.

We have no idea who this fake lady ex is.

I might have an idea where she might be next.

So, I need to know.

Are you going to help me with this or not?

Hey, you got the wrong key.

Bring that back.

Never should have answered the door.

It started out so simple.

Jay got hurt.

I caught the man who did it. Now I'm wanted for murder. The cops are chasing

after me.

I'm chasing after this cop.

I'm teaming up with this hitman.

And you know, I just have this sinking feeling that if I don't stop this fake

lady ex, the only place where you're going to find my picture is in the post

office.

So vengeance is a trick box after all.

What do you think I should do?

How do you trust a man with so many guns?

It's more like I need him.

He thinks he knows where the killer's gonna strike next.

And sure, Johnny shot a lot of people, but I have no reason to think that he's

being dishonest with me.

It's getting dark.

I'm going. You coming?

What's that?

I think it's time to close the box.

Bring it back in one piece.

That's Nikolai's place.

He... was Yuri's boss.

Yuri was Tommy's boss.

Which means if you're on the right track, Nikolai's the next victim.

Somebody thinks so.

Nikolai's got at least three men guarding him.

What if she doesn't show up tonight?

Then we'll come back tomorrow.

And the next night.

And the next.

Provided we're still alive.

Sorry I asked.

She's over there!

She doesn't look anything like me.

We have to get over there.

Took that into consideration.

Can that thing hold us?

It'll hold one of us.

Which one of us?

Convenient.

Not this girl.

Lex, I gotta admit, you got guts.

You use a partner like you. I already have a job, thank you.

Whoa!

Good night, Lady X.

Don't give any fashion sense.

Stockings go on your legs.

Shannon.

Shannon, this has got to stop.

Lex, this is great.

I had no idea it was you. We shouldn't be fighting.

We want the same things.

Lex, the police aren't going to give us justice.

Justice.

Shannon, you're killing people.

Only criminals.

Lady X was my inspiration.

You tried to frame Lady X.

No. No, don't you see?

All women are Lady X.

We have to be.

Shannon.

Two of you.

Step out of the way Johnny no gotta do it Tommy may have been a dirtbag, but it

was my job to protect them

Come

on

let's go

Don't move.

See something, Lieutenant?

No.

No.

I don't see nothing.

Thought you might be interested in what we found out about your friend Shannon.

Hello, Eddie.

Anyway, uh...

Turns out Tommy Nolan introduced Shannon's kid sister to his friends in

the Russian mafia.

They turned into, uh, well, it's not very pretty what they turned her into.

Her sister killed herself.

Shannon flipped out, and I guess that's when she decided to become a one-woman

anti-crime force.

She almost did.

Almost.

And Shannon was this Lady X person?

That's what they say.

But didn't Lady X do some good?

Yeah, so for a couple of days, crime went down in the park.

It did?

Look, it's over.

The Lady X case is officially closed.

Officially?

Yeah.

Officially.

Anyone can put a mask on, right?

I suppose.

You wanna come inside?

I can't.

Next time then.

Hey Eddie.

Got any aspirin?

You want to tell me what this was doing in your closet?

Jay, you are so cutting edge. Everybody in town is trying to get one of these

things. Where'd you get it?

Well, I went to, uh... Can you believe?

I stay out all night long. I drag my butt all over town trying to get a

picture of this lady ex. It turns out to be Shannon.

So that's where you've been. I could have got a picture of her any time.

You seem to be back to your own self again.

I talked to the doctor.

And?

There's this thing they need to do with my eye, but he thinks it's gonna be

okay. Jay, that's great.

We have to celebrate.

How about that birthday dinner?

Well, only on one condition.

I get to wear this.

Fine. I won't be needing it.

At least I won't be needing it tonight.