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Oh my God!

Oh Dad!

I don't want to let that pet pee.

Sorry.

Oh, yeah, turn around.

Oh

Oh

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Oh

Oh

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Oh no!

God!

Oh, God!

Come put that right here.

I'm going to tell her what part of the...

Right there.

Oh,

God!

Yes, yes, yes.

Come on.

Sit, sit.

Oh, God, yes.

Good, like that.

Oh, yeah, that's a good girl.

Wow!

Oh, Dad!

Yes!

Oh,

Fuck me

Oh my God

Yes

Yes, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh, God.

Yeah, you like that.

You're going to go and fuck yourself.

Yeah.

Come here.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

Oh,

No

Yeah

Do

Do

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Do

Do

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Yes

Come

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Get up.

Get up.

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This

is

the

first

video

and

subscribe

my

channel

now.

know

I

love you

and

I

have

something

to

tell

Oh my God

Oh my God

Oh God

Oh Jesus

Come

Come

Where are you?

Oh, no!

Oh, fuck me!

Oh my God!

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, let me out!

Bring

it

back

to

me

now

Oh

my

God

Oh

my

God

Come here. Come here.

Come on. Come on. Bring it close. Bring it here.

Bring it over here.

Come on. Come on.

Look at my fucking pussy you've got all over your body.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Come here. Let me get you out.

Bring it up. Bring it over here. Bring it over here.

Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Touch. Touch. Touch.

Come on over here, you girl.

Come on over here, you girl.

Yeah, you like that, right?

Come on over here.

Come on. Come on.

Get up. Get up.

Let me see those two faces together.

Right here. Right here.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Drop your weapon. Now. Now. Drop it.

Now. That's good. That's good.

Let's see what you have to say now, you fucking cop. Huh?

Give it up, Manuel.

Shut the fuck up. Shut up.

I wasn't serious about the talking shit. You understand that?

Shut your mouth.

Alien narcotics. Put down the weapon, Manuel.

Fuck you, you fucking cop.

Fuck you.

Where did you fucking hide that gun?

You...

Cop, you understand that? A dead fucking cop.

Come on. Get down.

I don't know what you're doing, Manuel.

I'm a drug enforcement agent.

Well, be quiet, otherwise you'd be a dead agent.

Get in the fucking car. Come on.

Get in the car. I got a gun.

Get in the car. Now. Now.

Fuck.

Open the door.

Fuck you. No. No.

Open the door.

Open the door now.

Say please, bitch.

Please, Selena. Open the door before I fucking shoot you.

Get out of the car.

Hola.

Jesus, baby. You're lucky to be alive.

How about lucky? I was undercover for three weeks.

Lady in those baboons touched me and treated me like meat just to see Manuel get away in a stolen bucket of a car with a lawn mower in the back.

Yeah.

And an agent is a hostage in the front?

Thanks for that.

I'm sorry. I'm just saying.

You could have been killed. You know how that would make me feel?

What did the agency say?

They said they're unaware of our operation.

Just as we're unaware of their raid.

Some kind of departmental communication holes up, screw up, something. I don't know. Whatever.

What do you mean, whatever?

I don't know.

I was on the cell phone. I lost them. They'll call back.

So what are we going to do about Selena?

I don't know. Do you know her?

Well, my friend did give me a file of Level 4 classified information.

Level 4? Can I see it? Come on, you know I love that shit. Let me see it.

That's Selena Rose, agent. She has quite a decadent past. I mean, I've recognized her before. But her team has quite the reputation.

I can see that. Seven tours in Saudi Arabia, two in China, specialties in tactical weapons, enemy infiltration, hand-to-hand combat, and a partridge in a pear tree.

They are well trained.

It says here that someone trained a whole team very, very well.

These ladies are the real deal.

It also says that the whole team is inactive, military retired, whereabouts unknown. Great, perfect. How are we going to find them now?

Well, all we have to do is call the person that trained them, their team leader. They're going to want to get Selena back.

That's a great idea. Why didn't I think of that? You know what? Hold on a minute. I'll give them a call.

Sorry, what was that number again?

Are you finished?

Look, I'm sorry, okay? It's just a lot of pressure. Do you understand?

First we lose Manuel, okay? Then we get one of their operatives taken hostage. You could have been in danger.

And now we've lost the communication that could actually lead to this girl, because you find the puzzle and figure out what's going on.

Do you want to call, or should I?

Wait the call.

Hey, babe, have you seen my, uh... Thanks, babe. There it is. What did I do without you?

Hello, this is Jessie.

Hello, um, this is Jessie Jane.

I'm Agent Phoebe Jones.

I'm with the LA Narcotics.

And what can I do for you, people?

Is it for me, babe?

No, it's Linda again. Asking for the meatloaf recipe.

Hi, Linda. Carl must be loving that meatloaf, huh?

I'm very busy.

I'm going to hang up now.

Oh, wait, Jessie. I have something important to say.

Well, that's good for you. But what I've told your agency before, and I'll tell you again, I'm not interested.

Babe, have you guys seen my...

I've got a kitchen counter.

Cockies. What did I do without you? You're the best.

Bye, Linda!

Selena's in trouble.

I'm listening.

I know this is the last phone call that you want to hear.

And I know about your reputation and I'm familiar with your code. But, uh, Selena needs you.

And what do you know about our code?

Yeah, Linda, yeah, sure. You can come by and pick up a couple of recipes. No problem.

Our target, Manuel, got away and Selena was taken hostage.

So, the L.A. Narcotics Division dropped the ball and now you want me to get my old team together and clean up your mess.

Hi, babe. Oh, hi. I'm David. Jessie's Beyonce. You must be...

I'm, uh, friends with Beatrice.

You remember Beatrice, right?

Um, anyway, she's here to pick up some, um...

Instructions?

She's here to pick up recipes for Linda.

Yep, good old Linda.

Now you're compromising my life.

I'm not trying to compromise anything. I'm here unofficially.

Hey, baby.

They're beneath the sock drawer.

Oh, thanks. Sorry for interrupting.

Anyways, I'm here unofficially to tell you that...

That you're bureaucratic assholes. That your set of rules got one of my girls captured and held hostage.

And now you want me to compromise my life that I've earned and deserved to go rescue her.

This conversation's over. Remember, no one gets left behind.

In the sock drawer?

I said beneath the sock drawer

Okay.

I was thinking about visiting my sister this weekend.

Alright. You want me to come with you?

No. No.

No.

You shouldn't miss work for that.

Is it something I've done? You know, the sock drawer thing and all today?

No.

It's just, I haven't seen her in a while and it would be nice to get away.

Get away from me?

No. Not to get away from you or us.

I just... I really miss my sister.

And she got this rescue dog. She really wants me to see it.

You know, we should get a rescue dog. After we get married and all.

You, uh, still want to get married, don't you?

What will we name our dog?

You know, I'm going to miss you when you go away.

Well, I'm going to be gone for a couple days.

Yeah, well, I'm still going to miss you.

You're going to miss me.

You know, I don't know what to say right now.

Well, you could start by saying, how about, how about...

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Come here.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Come here. Come here, baby.

Let me see you.

Let me look at you.

Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Shit, shit, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me see you.

Come here.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, shit.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh, baby.

Come back. Come back.

Oh, shit.

Come up here. Come up here, baby.

Come up, baby.

Come here.

Come here.

Let me do it. I can do it.

Let me do it.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Go.

Okay, let me just put it over here.

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God, that was fucking...

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck you.

Suck it. Suck it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's it. Just there, you...

Oh, shit.

Shit, my God, my God.

Shit, my God, my God.

All right, so where do we begin?

First of all, there's no we.

There's no L.A. narcotics in this.

It's about no one who gets left behind.

Of course.

First, I will need Kayden.

I hear she's been directing independent films,

so we'll probably find her on a movie set in Hollywood.

Yeah, um, we're running out of daylight,

and we have not shot scene 43.

Where's Pierce?

He's in his trailer.

Okay, um...

Why is he in his trailer?

Who's this guy?

Oh, this is Pierce's agent and legal advisor,

and he says that...

That Pierce won't be coming out of his trailer

until you agree to give him full creative control of the process.

After all, Mrs. Gross, he's the six-million-dollar man.

The six-million-dollar man.

Yeah, every film he's been in grosses at least six million dollars on opening night.

Wow! Really? Six million?

That's awesome!

That's cool.

Is he for real?

Oh, we're very for real, Mrs. Cross.

Welcome to the Big Leagues, babe.

What do we do?

Um...

I'll be right back.

We're ready to shoot scene 43.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you too.

Scene 43.

Sweet, I will see you there.

Got it.

And I need Riley.

Riley flies the bird.

She's the only one that can keep it up.

Just getting warmed up.

Good. I'd hate to see you doing your best.

Oh, how cute.

Why, you think you could do better?

Baby, I know I could do better.

Oh, excuse me.

Well, ladies first.

Well...

Okay, okay.

Not bad.

Let's raise the stakes.

You want to put your money where your mouth is, big guy?

I thought you'd never ask.

Name it.

Five thousand bucks.

Well, I don't really have that kind of cash.

Well, maybe you got something else that's worth that much, huh?

I'll cover that bet for her.

Five thousand it is.

Jesse.

Eric.

What, are you chicken?

You're on.

Go ahead, ladies first.

So, that was five thousand dollars, right?

That's right.

Pay up.

Well, see, I don't really have the cash.

I mean, I don't really have the cash on me right here.

Is there an ATM around here?

So, I see you still have it.

Yeah, but that's not why you're here, is it?

Can you still fly?

Maybe I can fly the crazy vehicle it came in on.

All right, well, here comes your money. I'll be in touch.

Oh, and Riley, don't give it up that easy. Make them pay for it.

Yeah, I'm a little short on cash right now.

Well, maybe there's something that you have that's worth that to me.

Like what?

Why don't you really put your money where your mouth is, Eric?

Now, why are you really here?

I know you said to stay away, and I know you said you weren't into getting serious, but...

Let me guess. You're probably just wondering if you can not stay away and said, I am ready for a serious relationship.

Yeah, kind of.

I hope you can fuck better than you can shoot.

Ouch!

And I still want my $5,000.

Ouch again!

Pay off that debt that you owe me.

And then, God has to be the overwatch.

There's my file.

Due back by Wednesday, please. Don't be late.

Oh, is that a good book?

Best book I've ever read.

Does it apply to idiot husbands too?

It applies to every man.

Here, I've read it before.

Thank you.

Have a nice evening.

We're closed.

Hey, I just gotta drop these off real fast.

I said we're closed.

Okay, um, they might be a little overdue or something. My wife got them for our kids, and uh, I don't know, they, you know, wives and kids.

Yeah, I'm not married, but great for you. I don't have children either. I think they smell funny.

Okay, I'm gonna just leave these here. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

Not so fast.

Let's just see how overdue these books are.

They shouldn't be that bad. My wife picked them up last week. She said she was gonna come in this one and take care of it.

Why don't you let me be the judge of that?

Something wrong?

I'm afraid you have some serious late fees. You're gonna have to pay right now.

You're kidding me, right?

Do I look like I'm kidding? I don't kid. Public library is a privilege. You've abused it.

Okay, um, I'll just pay it then. I don't have my wallet with me though, so...

Really?

Yeah.

Well then what are we gonna do?

Um, well, I mean, I can go to my car and get the...

What am I gonna do with you? You bad, bad little boy.

It's really not a big deal. They're just overdue books. I mean, I'll go to the car and grab my wallet real fast and just

take care of this whole thing. I mean, like...

Yeah, obviously you need discipline.

Oh, um...

Bark for me.

What?

Bark.

Woof.

I said bark, not whimper.

Uh, woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

There's a good boy. Yeah. Really good boy. Now take your pants off.

Um...

Aw, look at you. Standing in a library in your underpants.

What little girl did this to you?

What? I thought you were gonna go next.

You're not gonna go next, okay? I'm gonna...

What are you gonna do now?

Finally.

Ha ha.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow, God.

Oh my God.

Ow.

Yes.

Ow.

Oh, yes.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

God damn it.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Yes.

Yes.

There you go.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Shit.

Fuck.

Ow.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Ow.

Oh, God.

Ow.

Oh, God.

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Oh my God. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Yes.

Light up, light up, light up, light up.

Ow.

Ow.

Oh my God.

Ow.

Oh my God.

Ow.

Oh my God.

Ow.

Ow.

God damn it.

Ow.

Oh, fuck.

We're closed.

Rough, rough.

Oh, you like that, huh?

What brings you here?

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I need to speak to God.

So, someone broke into my house to give me a present.

Hey, I hope you like it.

I won't.

How sweet. You're paying me off in kisses?

Well, yeah, something like that.

I remember they were your favorite.

You remember that kisses were my favorite?

Well, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Whoa.

That's a bouncer, bouncer, bouncer, bouncer, right there, right there, right there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Do you want a minute?

Here it comes, here it comes.

Here it comes,

Oh, God!

Goddamn!

Can I get you anything, honey?

Coffee.

I hear the apple pie is decent.

Is it sanitary?

Since when did you care?

So, church. Long time, huh?

How you been?

Cut the shit, Kayden.

What do you want?

Information.

Is that all you want?

Location.

Location.

That's the hard part.

Church.

I see you've done well for yourself.

That's real cute.

So, how long's it been?

I'd say about...

four years, three months, sixteen days and thirty-four minutes.

Wow. That long.

So, how's the civilian life treating you?

Cut the crap, Church.

You know why I'm here.

Yeah, I know why you're here.

You're here because...

you want to know where that Manuel, the French drug-dealing bastard,

is keeping your precious little Selena, right?

That's right.

And let me guess.

You put the whole team together for one last rock'n'roll adventure to save your little friend.

How touching.

No one gets left behind.

You know that, Church.

Yeah, well, I guess that rule doesn't apply to boyfriends now, does it?

You know, there's room for one more.

Fuck no.

My black-op days are over. A long time ago.

What happened to you?

You were the best.

You're what happened to me, Kayden.

Don't you understand?

When you left me in Colombia on our last mission...

I threw in the towel.

Yeah.

Felt like I was working for the wrong team.

Yeah?

Yeah, that's true.

What's that supposed to mean?

I'll tell you what you need to know.

But then I want you out and fucking life forever. You understand?

It took four years.

To get over you. And now here you are.

Yeah.

Yeah, I am, Church.

Yeah, I am.

Come on.

Do it. Do it. Give me it. Give me it. Give me it. Come on, give me it.

I can't do it.

Come on, do it.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

Tough guy now, huh?

You're so tough.

Oh, baby.

Oh my God, dude. All the way down.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh my God, that's deep.

Oh, fuck yeah, baby.

Fuck it, throw up for a bit.

Oh my God, baby.

Oh my God.

Oh, baby.

Oh my God.

Fuck yeah, baby.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fuck yeah, baby.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Nice and deep.

Oh my God, give me it.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, I feel so good. I feel so good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Hank.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

So

I

walk

to

some

things

and

some

people

And

we

back

again

in

the

second

sentence

of

the

of

the

second

sentence

of

the

first

a little pause...

and

we are back

and

back

we

are

back

we

oh

Oh my God.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Wow, Jess, this is really good.

Yeah, it's like you're using more lemons or something.

What's your recipe?

Well, I like to use, you know...

Are we here for the Better Homes and Gardens meeting, or

would we like to perhaps go get Selena before someone kills her?

God has spoken.

So, what's the plan?

Same song, different dance.

We get in by chopper, where then we'll be met by a friendly

to take us to the jungle by watercraft.

A watercraft?

Anyways, it's a short swim up the river to the drop point.

Then we'll beat through the bushes to our location.

At that point, we will locate, pick up the package,

head back to the drop point, back to the chopper.

Total time of incursion, less than two hours.

Riley will fly the bird and stay with it?

Oh man, they never get to have...

God then will cover us with sniper fire,

taking out the bad guys before they can get to us.

I don't want this to be a firefight.

The drugs and this Manuel guy are not our concern.

Getting Selena is our mission.

And this time it's personal.

Hi all.

I'm Caden, Riley and...

I'm sorry, I don't know your name.

Douglas.

My name is Douglas.

My parents wanted a boy, so, you know.

Oh well.

Yeah, well, we're almost done here and then I can start dinner.

Wait,

I'm confused.

I thought your name was Scott.

Shh.

Um,

babe.

Yeah?

This is, you know, one of those girls only,

private part, bad mood.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Let me get out of your way, please.

Thanks, sweetheart.

I knew you'd understand.

Okay.

Alright, remember girls,

no one is left behind.

No one gets left behind.

Home check, home check.

Come to getcha.

Status listing.

Lock and unload, ladies.

What is that?

Oh, I'm getting a text.

It's probably just David asking for the meatloaf recipe.

Really?

Guys

you're dead.

Let's hurry it up, girls.

Party's starting to suck.

Say hello to my little friend.

Say hello to my little friend.

But

please

stop.

Seems like it was an

almost successful mission.

Almost?

Well

you got Selena Rose back, but

seems like Manuel disappeared again.

Manuel's not our problem, so uh

I don't know what to say.

Could always turn it

into a televised manhunt.

Spin it off into

a reality show.

Could end

up a movie star

and a great director.

Well

good job anyway,

these

girls.

If

you

girls are

looking for

any new

careers,

I can, um

No

thanks

I'm good.

Yeah, I

gotta get

going too.

After

you guys

messed this one

up,

no thanks.

Really

wanna become a

housewife?

I

am

more than

ready

So how'd it

go?

Well,

do you want

a

career?

I'm

okay.

So what

are we gonna

do with

this guy?

Fuck

with

him.

Okay, me

first.

French fries.

Okay,

here you

go.

It was only

French food

around.

French fry.

She's teasing

him with a French

fry.

You know

the

French

right

It's

not?

No,

they're not.

Well, we've

been trying to

figure out just

what we're

gonna do

with you.

Really?

Well,

you know,

I mean,

I have a

lot, a

lot of

money.

So, you

know, if

you want, I

could

pay you to

fly me

back, you

know, in

your

helicopter.

Baby?

Did you

miss me?

Are we

cool?

French guy?

Well, you

know what, I

don't even think

he's French.

He thinks

French fries are

from somewhere

else.

I'm going

in.

Okay, Manuel.

Do you

promise to

never, ever,

ever, ever,

ever, ever,

ever, ever,

ever, ever

sell drugs

again?

Yes?

Yeah?

Cool, all

right,

well, you

can go

home.

Huh?

What?

Wait, wait,

wait, wait,

what agency

do you guys

work for

anyways?

We don't

work for an

agency.

Well, then,

why do

you and

your team...

We don't

work for

anyone.

Well, then,

I can

call my

lawyer.

That's it.

This motherfucker

ain't calling

shit.

He fucking

owes me

big time.

And it's

time for

me to

collect.

Collect?

Collect, yeah,

like a

cock bet

collect

cock bet.

You know

what?

I want to

call my

lawyer now.

No way.

You had

me hostage

for four

days in

a

nasty

white

boys

trailer

park

with

no

sex.

I'm

telling

you.

I'm

telling

you,

buster.

Is it

for you

to pay

up?

I kind

of want to

see what

he's made

up to.

He

would.

Is she

for real?

I'm

going.

Now

kiss

her,

bitch.

Kiss

her.

No

one

gets left

behind?

God

God

God

God

God

God

God

Oh,

God,

fuck,

fuck,

fuck.

Stay,

stay,

stay,

stay.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

God.

I don't

want to

say

to that.

I

guess we

made the

right phone

call,

huh?

You

want to

rest a

minute?

No,

I

don't

Let's

drink

our

coffee

first.

Yeah

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.