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Wake up, wake up, Mobile.

You know we live right now in the Mobile Morning Show right here at Alabama Hip

Hop Radio.

And you know it's going down in the city, so get up. It's time to get to it.

Who cooking the bacon, baby? It's going down in the boy's city.

You had it all, but you didn't want it.

Somebody else got it.

Now you want to tell your friends you want it back. You had it.

Now you're down and brokenhearted.

I bet you didn't know.

It could hurt so bad.

I gave my all and used you right.

Then I found out you didn't care at all.

The reason why I sang this song, it makes me feel good

just to say, oh wait, but you didn't want it.

Yeah, I know y'all are like, damn.

Not another hood wake-up movie scene.

But shit, man, this shit right here, this shit different.

See, I had to bring y'all to the beginning so y'all can understand why it

went like it went in the end.

That's me right there. That's Drake.

Man, I thought I was going to wake up.

You know what I'm saying? Do a little hood dad job.

Come home.

Chill out.

But man, this day ain't going to end like that.

You know they say how your day start, usually how your day going to end.

And I believe that.

This was one bad ass day.

But man, let me give you the rundown on how this shit took place.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, my worst nightmare.

Big man.

Look good. Look good.

Beautiful thing, ain't it?

You own so much.

Just copped all that over there.

Just copped that.

You want to talk about that back there?

Been on all that.

Got a lot of things to do. I want y'all boys to get out of here and start this

motherfucking city.

See Big Man and his crew?

Man, they was treacherous.

Ain't nobody in the city fuck a big man.

And I end up getting fucked up with them.

Man, stick around and see, man. This shit get crazy.

It's your baby man DJ Dirty Dad AlabamaHipHopRadio.com a new way to

listen Hey, man, it's going down. Man, hold up. Hey, Dre, hood, that's your

Dre. I've been waiting for my food ever since 6 a.m., man.

Bring me my food.

Y'all know it's going down because them young boys in the summertime, they got

on hoodies. I'm talking about, man, it's hot out here, man, because you know big

man is on the prowl. And guess what? Y'all better get around because he's

going to see now. We got it.

Come on down in the house, baby.

Where you at? Where you at?

Where you at?

Where you at?

See a fiend in my hood, they wake up looking for their next hit.

Shit, we all the same.

Whether you do how, hustle, or your average working man.

Shit, we all chasing that same high.

What up, 9 to 5, man?

What you just got, boy? You got a six, you know? Bro, put my shit back in the

box, man.

I'm in a loud top.

You trying to do some porn or something? Put me on.

Put my shit back in the box, man.

Damn.

What's up, though, bro? I got to get some of this sugar, though, bro. I need

a box of sugar.

Bro, you got 30 jaws, bro.

I know you got some sugar on, bro.

Man, how many jaws you working one day?

Ain't none of your business.

You know what I mean? Just know I'm getting that money, you feel me? Can I

borrow some sugar though, bro?

Oh yeah, man.

Damn,

bro. Appreciate that, my boy.

Appreciate that, though.

Man, this Dave been fucked up, bro.

So anyway, bro.

I'm talking about bumping shit on the bed.

So boom.

I'm talking about why I ate this goddamn fucked up ass taco type shit, bro. I

don't know what the fuck it was.

I had the worst stomach ache ever, bro. You know what I'm talking about, boy? I

know you smell it.

I wonder what that smell was, boy. I wasn't gonna say nothing that hurt.

Anyway, bro.

The damn water and toilet don't even work, man.

And after that, throw the bread in my teeth and shit.

Drop my damn toothbrush and... What be going on?

Bro, what the fuck, bro?

Where the fuck you going with all my shit, man? You got my whole goddamn

pantry, bro.

Shit, I got to get back to work, bro.

I got to go over here and fuck with Tim and Katie. I'm over there at the park.

I'm going to hide at your door.

Peace out.

Man, y'all niggas hell, bro.

I know what the problem is, motherfucker.

Well, I'll tell you what, Benny.

I don't need my car back right now because it's like my sixth vehicle, but

I need my shit back shortly.

I don't need you to start no shit. How you be doing these women with their

vehicles around here? Don't you have my money?

Ain't nothing aesthetic, young nigga. Oh, I got plenty of money.

Because you already know, I've been pippin' from Maine to Spain with a whole

bunch of gang, making the bitch feel like she shit gold and piss champagne.

Hey, now you're a sad old pimp. I'm a man old pimp. Daddy. What's happening,

baby? Charlene's money was short.

I don't even want that shit.

What you flinching for, bitch? I ain't swang.

Daddy, I be so scared.

Hey, man, don't tell Charlie to have all my motherfucking money. You get the fuck

on, too.

Man, that's fucking gorilla pimping. Did you let bitches drink on the job? That's

my whole drunk pussy.

Her puss ain't good, so it's like dry cereal. Man, you need to send that bitch

to an AA meeting. See, my bitches can't do all that. I don't let my bitches do

nothing. They don't do the goddamn job. Man, look at my hoes can drink, pop

pills. They sell pussy three foot of ten right on here. Three foot of ten? Bitch,

I can't have no three foot of ten selling pussy. These motherfucking

shoes, nine and a half. You see the fishes in that bitch? Them hoes leaking

water, nigga. It's okay. I can pay a water bill, too.

Seven crowd trail again.

The city is still...

under investigation with Brian Laundrie as we're looking for him as we found his

wife remains.

Also, in other news, it have been a big trend going on with these guys with

these hoodies.

They wear all kind of color hoodies. Black, red, orange, purple, turquoise

hoodies. Some even got pink and represent the LBGT community with the

hoodies. Also, I'm telling you guys, big man is still in the streets.

Y'all be alert with big man. No, he don't play.

Oh, hell.

Magically delicios my ass.

I don't smell like Christ.

Whatever they call you, one-seat pimp, penny pimp, whatever it is, man. You

need to hurry up and have this motherfucking vehicle ready for me by

next Wednesday. That's all I got to tell you, man. Nigga, I'm going to put a belt

on you and your alternator, nigga. I'm around this motherfucking belt. Come to

my shop, disrespect me. Let me call my motherfucking chauffeur. Fuck wrong,

too. What I look like worried about a nigga with dry fish in his shoes. Put

your motherfucking ass on, man.

Man,

you need to stop your shoes from clacking. Get your motherfucking ass on.

I'm going to have this motherfucker ready. Just have my money.

Young nigga.

What up,

neighbor, man? What you want, bro?

Man,

I see you're fresh, god damn.

I need some sugar.

Damn, bro, you fresh.

You got a mirror on and all this shit, man.

I know you ain't put the rest of the sugar in them dry ass cigarettes.

I have

a

thing for Dr.

Fauci. I'm trying to see if Dr. Fauci have any high blood pressure pills to

help the dick get on hard also.

You got a whole flat screen, dawg. Nigga, a whole static, man, bruh. Nah,

but this bitch in my car, and I gotta be fresh when I drop my shit off, man.

I can't be bombing and asking a nigga to drop my car if I need one of these

bitches, man.

Man, god damn.

All right, bruh, man. Go on, man. Hey, nigga.

You a good nigga, nigga.

Y'all niggas prioritizing the wrong spot, bruh.

Close my motherfucking door, man.

Because the high blood pressure pills that they have me taking have the dick

like a noodle dick.

It don't work properly.

So I'm trying to get up with Dr. Fauci and write out a petition so we can pass

something through legislation that'll get some good high blood pressure pills

that'll keep that dick strong.

Thank you.

Shit, bro.

This thing been going crazy already, man.

Nigga, roll. What it do, nigga? Man, fuck you up, man.

Acting like a fuck nigga lately, dawg. Man, what I been on, man? I heard you,

girl. I'm a bitch ass.

Hell nah, man. Nigga bump me in the club, man. That shit ain't blow like

that, man. Man, nigga bump me, man. Ain't gonna do like that, nigga. Come

on, now.

What you finna do?

Shit, I'm just cooling, man. What you know? What you been up to? What you

know? Trying to hit me a lick.

Lick, man. I been chilling, man. I ain't even been on that shit lately, dawg,

bro. I been working that shit, man. Yeah, what up?

Don't worry about it. I got it.

I see something.

Man,

I'm sitting there, man.

I knew my AC was just blowing cold than a motherfucker, man.

Shit.

Damn,

little Rogan strikes again.

Oh, hell no, man.

Man, this shit a whole 14 days. This shit two weeks, man.

Nigga stole my air conditioner while I'm sitting right here, man.

Fuck, man.

Man, I can't believe a nigga stole my air conditioner while I was sitting

right there, bro.

Damn, man, this day can't get any worse.

Man, walk to the front, man. I'll meet you in the front, bro.

Fuck.

My homeboy, my thought of me.

See, he been my daughter since we was little.

We were like brothers.

Goddamn, man. You ain't see a nigga run pay with a big-ass air conditioner, man.

Damn, bro. What you looking like that? I don't know.

Damn,

man. What's up?

What's up, bro? This Dave been crazy as hell.

Shit, Joe Dave been crazy. Let me tell you about Monday, right?

You remember I had a guy hide on at Famous Wings, right? The job I was

telling you about.

Yeah. Okay, right. So the owner of Famous Wings showed me how to make the

Famous Wings.

But he made them and went to the bathroom.

Don't tell me you ate that man's shit, man.

Hell yeah.

Man, that nigga here is stupid, bro. That motherfucker was so hot and looking

so good, and then I just heard something kept calling my name.

Bartholomew.

Bartholomew.

Downhill. And that was the wings they was talking to.

I'm sucking my fucking mustard dick right now. Shit.

What the fuck is you back here doing?

Bro,

what is you doing, bro? Bro, it ain't no Remy in the bar, bro. What is you back

here doing, nigga?

Hey, man, you need to get your... Man, let's go, man.

Get your ass the fuck from back here, bro.

You tripping, bro.

Five dollars.

Damn,

man. Hell nah. Get your ass the fuck on.

Damn. That nigga, that stank like a motherfucker.

Why coolin' up? Why whippin' up with your boy?

Baby, what's happenin'? Chillin', man.

Okay, what up? Y'all niggas crazy as fuck. What up, man?

I'm gonna get in a row.

No attack time.

So, I'm gonna need somebody to claim one more time.

Claim me?

What? Man, I'm not gonna... Come on, bro. You trippin', man. Look, all right.

Example. I get six.

I get four.

You get two.

Man, you ain't got no fucking job. Look, bro, I'll give you six.

Look, I'll give you six.

I'll give you four.

You get two.

Man, I don't give a damn who you know.

I'm not finna put my name on that, man.

What I talk... Hold up.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Hey,

Sue, come on, man. I'm finna go shoot dice.

Come on. Stop fucking rushing me.

Hurry up. Let's go. We finna go get fined.

Oh, bitch,

you ready to go get this motherfucking workout in?

Period. Let's go get this motherfucking workout.

Gang shit.

That's like I'm in love, boy.

Fuck y'all niggas looking at?

Y'all want smoke or something, bitch ass nigga?

I ain't think so, pussy.

Man, a motherfucking left hand.

Man, they stayed trying to bully niggas in the city, man.

But the biggest bully in the city was that boy Big Mane.

Man, look, him and his crew, they had the city on lock, man.

While them boys were laying the distortion game down thick.

They come to your spot, either you pay up.

Or they burn your shit to the ground.

Man, they had mobile on fire.

from you stay in trouble. You don't know. You don't show.

It don't give a fuck about to get toast. My neighborhood like box in the hood.

And I swear I feel like dope. Boy, when I put the poke. Boy, my mama said go.

Boy, I shine.

I ain't lying.

I'm gonna shine.

It's a beautiful day.

Y'all generally gonna give me my money.

On the low, he tap that bag. Old boy, he used to be the man, now he smokin',

doin' bag.

Hit 16 with that Gleason, he'll bust your head. Legit, mama, by that time.

Same time every week.

I know what we'll do if you don't pay. We'll burn the kids down.

We take a thank you for my money.

On to the next motherfucker's body.

What's up, brother?

Shut up.

Man, you probably don't want to help me, man. I'm so tired. I just want to wave

and bridge it, man.

You ain't being perfect.

You got a change for me?

Yeah, let me see what you got.

I got time.

What you got?

Oh, man, I can't do nothing with that, man.

Oh, man, I need EBT. They don't even make that no more, man.

You need to walk back to prison with that, man. I can't do nothing with no

fool's stuff, man.

No. No, man. I can't do nothing with that.

We'll probably make that work. With that right there, you need to do something

else.

You ain't gonna spend that.

It's the music, man. I'm shooting.

I'm shooting right now.

Hey, man, you better watch that shit, player.

Motherfucker, watch them cover by you. Better do the right thing on here,

player.

Rock it up, you don't get no money.

That boy naked.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

Shit.

I ain't gonna lie, bro. I gotta do something. Give me another air

conditioner, man. This shit is crazy, bro.

Oh, yeah?

What you got in mind?

I ain't said nothing illegal.

Shit, nigga, I'm finna go goddamn do me some dashes, bro.

I gotta get this shit back.

I gotta get me another job. I ain't gonna even be able to pay my damn cell

phone bill this much.

Oh, shit, boy.

Hey, boy, this is a nice-ass little lick here, man. You can drop it off to your

dad, bro.

I'll shoot you $5 or something, man. God damn.

$7.

$7? $7.

Now, come on, bro.

I'm going to get ready.

Let's do it.

Astronaut blasting off in my mother's ship.

Keep that rocket on my eye, little bitch.

That boy got 212 on him,

motherfucker! Sweet!

I'm going to sell this motherfucker.

Damn, bro, this been a crazy damn motherfucking day, bro. I don't

understand this shit, bro.

How the fuck my luck get this bad? Lord, what I do, Lord?

Please, Lord, tell me what I did, Lord, so I can do some other shit. Now, back

at home, man, I was trying to gather my cards up, man, to go sell them hoes to

get me another air conditioner, man.

Man,

I got my Jamarcus Russell card.

Derek Coleman called and that thang, man. I'm like, shit, man. I gotta figure

this shit out, man.

It's been one of the craziest days ever, man.

Whoa.

I ain't going for this day, man. Shit.

Starting out crazy, really.

Seth Crabtree here is with a lot of locals down here in Mobile, Alabama,

discussing the city lottery.

So, do you guys feel like the city need a lottery?

Hell yeah.

Yes. Quick, fast, and a hurry.

They say quick, fast, and a hurry need a lottery. For the school system or what

you think we need one for?

Fix them out potholes and big-ass potholes.

Big-ass potholes? Yes. So they can go in and finish up Broad Street.

Oh, so they can finish up Broad Street also?

What you say, ma'am?

Just overall revenue.

Just overall city revenue.

So if we want to have overall city revenue down here, we got Pajos and

Mobile. It's starting to look like Richard, Alabama.

This is it right here, bro.

Right where?

Right here.

Why didn't we go in there with you?

Man, no, bro. Stay in the car. You always do this shit. Man, hell no. I

want to go in there and might be some throw babies.

Oh, let me go.

Now, when the last time you actually hollered at a female?

Fuck, partner. We need to get Bitman out the streets, man.

Man, we could if you start drinking that water and poking and shit, man.

I know it's good, but fuck. I feel you.

But these niggas got eight-year-olds all on the corner slinging rocks and shit.

We most definitely need to get these niggas off the block. I know. Who the

fuck is that?

I'm staying in the car.

Like, who the fuck these two niggas is right here?

Nah, man. I never liked standing in the middle of a car, man.

Man,

they'll never want me to go with them.

Who, when them bitches give a stinking ass ass?

Who, Dad?

Got the food?

Nah, we ain't worried about no food. Big Man looking for you. Come on, he back up

waiting on you. Big Man? Yes, Big Man.

You know who Big Man is.

Somebody D. Big Man? The only Big Man. Let's go.

He been looking for you.

Why big man want me, bro? Yeah, you know. I don't know.

Suspicious, suspicious.

What y'all motherfuckers doing over here?

Man, what the fuck you doing?

Nah, what you doing over here? Over here looking like a sexy-ass Jennifer Hudson.

You better go ahead and be your dream, girl.

Man, if you don't bag up, man, I'm trying to find out something. What you

got for me?

What you mean what I got for you? I got some cheese. You want some cheese?

No, I want some cheese.

You look like you want some cheese.

Man, you ain't got no info for us, man. We're trying to get Big Man and them off

the street. Come on, man. Man, you might have strong hands, man. Man, you're

talking about the wrong thing. Better than you to me.

Big Man been looking for you.

Big Man, look who I found for you.

Ah, Big Man, what you want with me, man?

I got your food.

All the info I got for you is that velcro beard on your face. You look like

a goddamn Barry White in this. Man, all right, man. Cut all this out, man.

Because you talking too much and not the information that we need, bro.

Well, what you going to give me, sir?

I need it from you. Can you give me some information about Big Man?

Only way I can give you some information is if you can give me some info change.

Well, I got some right here, but you ain't going to get it yet. Now run.

Oh, you want me to run it? I'm going to run it.

Hey! Hey! Hey! What? What? What?

I think they've got a little more man in them.

What am I supposed to tell you, man?

Who would dash that?

Don't you know that one?

My face. Miss me.

I'll drop you the rope.

What, what, what?

I said, I got you some change.

Well, you're going to give me pudding in my hand, or I'm going to go ahead and

tell you everything. You give us the information, then you get paid. You need

to worry about that bald head up there, Milk Dudd. You need to go ahead and give

me the time.

Give me the time.

Wait a minute.

Hold up, man.

Don't overstep the boundaries. I got cheese.

I know you do.

I got cheese. Tell me what bit me.

Okay. I'm going to tell you everything you need to know. Let me go. All right.

Shit. God damn. What you a wrestler?

Look.

Only thing I know about Big Man is... Hey, what's that all about?

What the fuck that nigga doing?

Damn! He got away.

Fuck!

That's why I be thuggin'. What the fuck you got going on,

man? Fuck, man.

Man, that's Big Man's house down there, man.

Big Man?

Big Man, man. Big Man?

Big man, man. What did he say?

He said he want me and you to move practice.

Me and you, man. Me and you, man. Both of us.

Shit. What the hell, man?

You crazy. Nobody said a fucking big thing.

Well, I think you got a little money in there.

Big brother, I'm going to pay you, buddy. I know every single coin, every

single dime, all the money.

Man,

y'all remember when I told y'all way on the other side of town my worst

nightmare?

Shit, that's what I meant.

Now I'm in some shit with Big Man.

And this day gets crazy.

Get the fuck out of my car, man. Really, bro?

Yeah, really.

Alright.

What happened to being your brother's keeper?

See, man, I knew I had to drop that pack off.

But, man, I had to get me another air conditioner, man. I said, I got to make

me a couple more jewels, man.

I bought this shit right on the way, bro. I got to go and make this shit

before I do this drop off, bro. I got to get every dollar I can get, man.

Motherfucker, air conditioner, goddamn.

Nigga stole my damn air conditioner, bro. That's some fuck shit, man.

See, man, with the hood, that shit, man, you had to go and be on the go, man.

Because you don't go and get there, somebody was going to beat you to the

death.

This nigga always was in competition with me.

But speaking of competition, these niggas was competing to be the best

thieves in the world.

Crackhead Leroy and Kaka'i Lanell.

Kaka'i always bait Leroy off the gun.

Is that house right there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know we can make a lick there.

Ain't nobody home, man. Nobody home.

We can make some real rap.

I can't let anyone listen to me.

I'm listening, cocky hot.

Let's go ahead and make this move.

Let's do it then. I know ain't nobody there. I know they ain't there. You for

sure? I promise.

Well, let's go, baby. Let's do it. I broke in two times a day early. You

ain't nobody there.

And you ain't shit on that crack with me? I ain't got it.

Like that no more.

Let's go and make this lick, baby. Before they come out and work.

Let's go, dude. Let's go, baby. Come on.

I only

caught

your bitch ass.

Man,

I ain't

paying

you for no one-legged pussy, brother.

Oh, shit.

The baby mamas.

Man, these hoes wake up trying to fuck a nigga they own, man.

Man, they done been hurt so many times, they clicked up and said they gonna take

it out on every nigga they see.

And my baby mama, she the lead one.

Can't.

Well, technically, that shit get different.

My day gone fucked up already.

Shit.

The baby mama.

Hold up.

Bullshit.

We're live at Alabama Hip Hop Radio and alabamahiphopradio.com. Hey, listen,

man, it's going down in a major way. Hey, shout out to my sponsor, Lepios,

man. Get you some Lepios today.

Hey, we eating good, baby.

Hey, man, listen, man, there's so much going on the street right now, and they

talking about the Baby Mamas. What? The Baby Mama Gang.

I'm talking about they terrorizing baby dancers. I can't believe my ears. It's

going down all around the port city.

Man, these folks is crazy.

Now, man, way on the other side of town, the feds, they was coming up with their

own scheme.

Man, they was trying to bring big man down by any means necessary.

And in the midst of them watching big man, they find out me and Mews in the

mix.

This one start to get real slick.

Pay attention.

Well, well, what do we have here? One half of the salad. Come on, man.

What's going on?

Man, we here, man. We actually got called to do you guys' case because y

'all haven't caught the big man yet.

And how many weeks have we been? Y'all don't worry about that. We got big man.

Y'all got us looking bad out here, B. Y'all got to step it up, man. Y'all

looking like...

Reno 9-1 Police Academy.

Come on, man. Y'all can't look no worse than this.

Walmart, top of the line.

Come on, man. But where's your partner?

We need to see your partner. We got a message for y'all. She has a police

business right now. Yeah, right.

She on the job, which y'all need to do.

Dunkin' Heads.

Dunkin' Heads.

Hey, look, man.

Calvin want to holler at y'all, boy. Right now. He need to holler at us about

it. Hey, man, Calvin say y'all ain't been making it happen.

You know what I'm saying?

Yes, sir.

He got to holler at you, man. You know what I'm talking about? He say, hey.

Cap said y'all boys must have all y'all shots, because y'all ain't caught shit

since COVID.

Yeah, straight like that, man. Stop y'all game up, man. This is real police

business, you know what I'm saying?

Hey, partner, where you at?

Man, I just made it to the precinct, man.

I just got to talk to Yin Yang Twin, you know, detectives.

Yeah, yeah, they said Captain want to see us, bro.

Hurry up.

Hey, hey, don't forget them donuts

Not today, Squirt Word!

Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but I really don't have a lot of time here.

So, see ya!

Lozane, I'm in a rush, gotta go, gotta split, do the dash, pull up, back in, to

the rim, need more, hurry up.

I'm in a rush, gotta go, gotta split, do the dash, pull up, back in, to the rim,

need more, hurry up.

I'm in a rush. I'm in a rush. Money call.

I'll hit your bag.

I'll hit your bag. Speed it up. Speed it up. Ain't talking about the money. Shut

the fuck up.

Hello. Connect your bag.

Stay in your lane. It's a traffic bag.

Get in mine. It's a heart attack.

9-1-1. I just did a traffic bag. Yeah. I do the max. Clowns get behind me.

Smells like he out of gas. Ooh wee. Pass that.

You know I'm smoking on good gas. Throw the roof money up where the clowns at. I

ain't ring up for your hand.

Do the dash, pull up real so fast. It sound like a ghost when it come past.

Did you see that? Spin the block again.

Since you like to play, you'll get another spin. Get a grip, get busy ass

bitch. Here I go again. I go anywhere but broke lil' bitch. Feel it back to

the rim.

Feel it back to the rim.

I just fucked up the cash again.

I just fucked up the cash again. You countin' me out?

Got to go, got to shit. Do the dash, pull up back in. Feel it to the rim,

need more, hurry up.

You can't stop me. I got me one anyway.

Let's do it.

Man, see, I should have followed my first mind and then straight and dropped

that pack off, man.

But shit, man, I'm trying to make more money.

That shit got me in more trouble.

You know what they say, hard head make a soft ass.

Trouble easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

God damn. Here you go starting this shit.

That's all I can afford right now. I don't care nothing about the telltale

time.

Man, what you got on you right now? Man, how you gonna run me down right here on

the block? What else you got?

What else you got?

You know what I'm saying?

I got the new look happy family, you know? Fuck all that.

This is bad, this is bad

See the pimps in my hood?

They stayed on the scroll trying to break another tree.

And that boy Pimp Sugar, he wasn't letting up. He was at everything.

Shit, baby mamas and all.

That boy a fool.

Oh, the little purple bitches I've been hearing about.

Bitch? Yeah, the little purple bitches. Man,

Crayola and the Crayola.

Yeah, y'all choosing or y'all losing. Y'all need to get with the pimp.

Man, everywhere you turn is a problem.

And every time I turn around, I have another run in with these leprechaun

niggas.

Man the leprechauns.

See, they was a local gang in the city, man. They always stay harassing niggas,

man. You tired of being a power ranger? Come work for me. Work for you?

Yeah, come work for me. I don't work for nobody.

I'm a boss.

Well, we can work together. You can sign a partnership.

We can be partners.

What's your name?

Pimp Sugar, baby. The sweetest ever you ever seen in your life.

Yeah, yeah, that's him. Let me tell you, bro.

I got some shit to get filled up. All right.

Fuck with me.

You take this motherfucking dollar by the biggest damn chapstick you can find,

my boy.

So you mean to tell me you got coins to give a nigga or you got coins to pay

your motherfucking child support?

You don't even have a baby together.

You fuck all that. You fuck me. I fuck you one time.

Fuck nigga, I don't. What you got in your pocket, nigga? You said you got a

miss can. Where is it, baby? Nowhere.

Motherfucking purple-ass bitches don't know nothing about me.

You do this shit every time. I'm going to keep doing it, nigga. You fuck me,

you adult for life.

Goddamn, man.

Seth Crabtree here with WKY is down here with some more locals out of Mobile,

Alabama as we discuss the city lottery.

So do you feel the city need a lottery?

Yes, we definitely need a lottery. It will help our kids with education.

We definitely need to go ahead and get that lottery.

Okay, I understand that. We'll help with the city revenue and things of that

nature and the school system. But also, what you think about these guys walking

around with the black hood? It's just like the one that you have on.

My hoodie says do it for the culture. There's nothing bad about hoodies.

Well, we got some young guys walking around with black hoodies robbing

people, and they got big old pistols on them. So I just was hoping that you

weren't a part of their organization or anything like that.

No, no, no pistols, no pistols, uh-uh. Oh, no pistols? Okay.

Okay, then. We'll be back right with you, Seth Crabtree.

How you doing, Carol?

What's going on, Cal?

Detective Cute comes.

And croutons. All you're missing is the lettuce and the tomato.

Now, I wouldn't be down here about to chew on somebody's ass if my ass wasn't

getting chewed on.

Now, I see all this evidence from collected multiple different residences

on Cadillac converter burglars and plateaued...

porch plant bandits than some little old fella who think he's bigger than the

man.

We got to find this big man.

Nobody's bigger than the man.

Nobody's bigger than his office.

And nobody's above the law.

Definitely not some little fella who think he's bigger than the man.

Now I want y'all to get out of my office.

But Captain.

This is our office. That's my desk.

You eat my doughnuts.

These my doughnuts. It's evidence now. Get out of here.

Bro, why you so talkative all of a sudden? You just wasn't saying shit.

Now all of a sudden you goddamn want to say something. Sit your ass over there.

Chill out, man.

Weird. Oh, carrots, cornbread.

Oh, look at here.

Look it, look it, look it.

what are you doing that hey man i heard kevin and that ass man y'all got us all

looking bad man y'all looking bad in front of these rents man what's going on

man you got a snitch in here he's doing the job for you hey man matter of fact

what are you doing that don't get results he's about to spin his guts over

here just a second man y'all boys ain't doing

We doing more than you, my boy. I ain't even wearing caps yet.

Appreciate them donuts. Next time, next time, make sure we get some licking

good. That Krispy Kreme ain't it, man. Man, you was a duck and dry.

Hey, look at Charles. Hey, look. Keep your head up. Magically delicious behind

them gates.

I know. P.O.P. Hold it down.

Y'all, both of y'all want to overdose on donuts.

Don't mess with y'all.

Finally.

Y'all, they made it back to the spot, and I just heard it kept getting in y

'all motherfucking ass.

Oh, really?

You heard it? Yes.

Now, why haven't y'all caught the big man? Like, you know, what's the problem?

And now I got the folder, and now we about to do y'all's.

And y'all just got y'all asses handed to you, literally.

Honey, where y'all going to get them? Just shut it down. Where y'all going to

get them? Shut it down. Where y'all going to get them?

We got real women.

don't i know you

Man, yeah, you and your fat-ass, marked-ass homeboy was looking at my

sister the other day, nigga. We in, bro.

We in, bro.

We know the pussy one from earlier, yo.

Waterboy, yo. Let me cut the pussy one, yo. We gonna be the next back-blowing on

God. You Gerald Levert-looking-ass nigga, you.

Yeah, nigga, on Lucky Tom Street.

What the fuck is you?

Uh... They got me rap bar and everything.

What watch?

Hey, I'm gonna tell you what you need to watch, though.

What's that?

Hey, we gonna get you, bitch-ass nigga.

Damn,

where the fuck he go?

Hey, what's up, what's up, what's up? Hey, I see you guys are hitting the

streets trying to chase your baby daddy. Let me join the baby mama gang, girl.

They don't even matter.

That don't matter.

But y'all always gonna need me to catch him. I got my flag and everything

already, girl. Let me get in, girl. Come on now. You playing now.

You been acting like a fuck nigga lately, dog.

Man,

forget you. I don't care about your little game.

I ain't stealing y'all hoes anyway.

Y'all gonna need me.

Tell me, little man, look at that.

You make it look like, take me to the king.

I don't have much to bring.

No, bro. What?

What the fuck you want? Man, listen here, man. I just came here to let you

know that them Lucky Charms niggas, they done got in your baby daddy ass.

What the fuck you mean?

What the fuck you mean? What the fuck I mean? God, them motherfuckers done got

in your baby daddy ass.

And they said they was going to kill his ass. I'll tell you what.

Why the fuck this happening?

What the fuck you mean? What the fuck is happening? Where the rest of them Barney

bitches y'all be repping this shit? This shit happened on Clover Street. Man,

don't worry about that. Listen, it happened on Clover Street. You know

where Clover Street is? What the fuck is Clover Street? You don't know where it's

at? What the fuck is Clover Street? I'm going to help you out. Look.

What's that?

What the fuck?

Man, you know.

Fuck it up.

Fuck, nigga.

Ooh,

got me a mother.

I get by 30, but it's more than four.

Yeah.

Yeah, boy, give me money.

Bitch,

what the fuck you mean, bitch? I got your bitch. What, my baby mama see child

tell you I'ma pay her that money at the end of the week?

Nah,

ain't no motherfucking baby mama.

I heard y'all niggas got smoked with my baby daddy Dre. What the fuck going on

with that shit?

Dre? You know Dre? I know the fucking name. Oh,

you talking about the hood-ass nigga?

If I find out y'all doing this shit again, if I hear this shit one more

motherfucker time, it ain't gonna be nice.

Ain't shit gonna be sweet, period. Gonna shit this hoe all the way down.

Come on, y'all motherfucking blockers. We take y'all shit.

We take y'all piss. What's wrong with y'all? I'm gonna

smoke one of them hoes. Hey,

hey. That nigga rat boy.

Man, that nigga rat boy, man.

Yo, yo, yo.

Damn!

Here we go.

Stretch, stretch, stretch, stretch, stretch, stretch, stretch, stretch.

Let's go.

That's Tim and Kate. We will not get all about it this week.

Let's see you on TV, bro.

What's going on?

Oh,

come on. Hey, ladies, I need y'all to still work on your scratches.

And I want just like this while I eat my veggie burger.

Washing machine! Washing machine!

Dryer!

Man got me caught up in all that dumbass shit with some motherfuckin' big man,

man.

Fuck. No one supposed to be fuckin' with me, motherfucker.

Motherfucker might kill me, but I tell you what, I ain't gonna fuck that. I

ain't dyin' home.

I'm not back out there, I'm home.

Talkin' like this.

Damn, why this day keep gettin' worse and fuckin' worse every day, man?

Fuck!

Hood dance, hood dance, hood dance. What you do, my dog?

Man, goddamn, Red Boy. Man, what I told you about popping up on me like that,

man, you almost gave me a heart attack, man.

I know it feels like somebody's watching me, ugly little boy. What's wrong with

you, boy? What you scared?

Man, what you want, man?

Man, you know the feds looking for you, right?

Feds? Yeah, they looking for you. What you talking about?

Boy, them boys is on you, boy. They right here asking questions about you,

man. Real talk.

Askin' questions? Mm-hmm. Well, about what you tellin'? What I told him.

What I'm finna tell you right now.

What the hell is that right now?

Man, what you think about this nigga Big Man callin' us?

Talkin' about a startin' up, man.

Man, shit. You already know, man. Dick left, man. We don't pay shit. We don't

pay no nigga nothing.

That fuckin' nigga better get it in blood.

Okay, man.

Okay. See?

to inhale a snail.

Work is work.

Sometimes I know when I first met you, coming out of Clarkshire, I ran on

Highway 45.

You asked me did I have a loose chain.

I said, no, because I keep my chain together.

Now you done messed up all the stealing. I don't be stitching.

I be stealing.

You don't be stealing. You be drugging wild.

Let's go to the public. They got some houses.

Let's go to the public.

Let's go.

We got to holler at them niggas.

I ain't with that shit.

I don't push that nigga.

We're going out. We're going out, G. Man, what's this shit a nigga hid in the

streets, man? What y'all niggas got going on?

What you mean we're going out there?

It's a lot of talking in the streets, man. Funny shit.

What about these purple bitches?

What purple bitches? How you know we can fuck each other by these purple hoes?

Now in the midst of realizing I dropped my cards at Munchie House earlier, I was

trying to devise a plan to get them back.

Man, Hood Dad sent me the perfect way.

All right.

Man, where the hell you been, man? You been hiring me all day, bro.

Man, God damn, come on, man.

You know what you hired for me for, bro?

Man, God damn, bro. Why you hiring for me, bro?

Man, what the hell you mean, man? Big man on our ass, man. That nigga ain't

nobody to fuck with. You talking about why I'm hiring? Man, you tripping about

big, man. Man, listen, bro. I done already got that handle, bro. I can drop

the pack off everything, bro.

Drop the pack off. I'm straight, bro. I'm talking about, man. We good, bro.

Money good, bro. Listen, bro. This is what I came for.

Man, I got some fine waiting on you, bro. I'm talking about, man, listen,

bro. I thought about you, bro. Your dog came for you, bro. No. She waiting on

you right now, bro. I'm talking about.

Bruh, butt booty ass nigga.

What you gonna do, man? You know what I'm saying? All you gotta do, man, go

get dressed.

You know what I'm saying?

She waiting on you, bruh. I swear to God, I wouldn't lie to you.

Man, it seem like my plan with Mule was working.

I swear, bruh. Speaking of working, man, these pimps, man, these niggas was all

the way working they tongue, man, all by some shit.

You know what I'm saying? Them niggas always arguing about who had the

freshest cars and flies, clothes, and baddest bitches and shit, man.

Them niggas were fun to be around, though.

I'm at the wrong shop.

You're right. I know about the purple bitches.

Y'all ain't telling me about the purple bitches. I'm out there on the block.

Some bitches?

I'm saying that y'all ain't bitches. Y'all ain't telling me about no purple

bitches. We out there getting money, you understand me? We posted on the block.

These bitches coming on the block. Where you gave a fuck about a bitch? Where you

gave a fuck?

All these motherfucking hard legs. Do I need to get something up in here?

Yeah, you need to get a little bitch out from there, man. Damn, where your

bitches? I've been knocking you for your bitches.

I got one of your bitches, Tasha.

Damn. Nigga, I thought you was in Dubai.

I'm gonna head to there now.

I'll be out for two weeks. Yeah. And I hope this motherfucker have my car ready

when I get back. I'm gonna trade that bitch in for a caravan, nigga. Goddamn.

I'm about to be driving, Kel.

Hey, nigga, say he gonna trade it in for a caravan. How many hunks that bitch

got? One or two? That bitch gonna be a special, Kel. I'm gonna have three

hunks. I'm gonna have my holes on that bitch. Talk about hunk with it, hunk

with it. Get on the floor and go and get it. Let's spray you shit up, man.

Listen, bro.

Whatever you do, bro, don't lock the door, bro. Leave the door open for me.

I'm coming in. Right behind you, bro. Straight up. All the time. Tag team.

Back again.

Check your direction. Left again.

That's what I'm talking about, boy.

Man, this is a good game. You been strong out here, man. Don't know a fuck

about no bitches. Right.

And I put that on cloverleaf. I didn't even know that shit on the hood, nigga.

You know that. You know that.

No facts.

So what you gonna do about this shit? I'm most different from the hell of that

today. I heard there's a rat in the organization. Master Splinter this

bitch, nigga.

Let a nigga find out. Can't be this one. Let a nigga find out. We got something.

I'm saying, so what y'all know, OG, that I don't know?

Man, you need to go handle that shit.

Man, you got to go handle that shit. Say it again.

We need to go with them niggas. Now keep telling y'all. Y'all just sipping.

You owe that nigga like Osama bin Pim.

Hey, man. Look, man, this shit. Man, this shit here $1,200, motherfucker.

Shit? Man, shit.

You just have my motherfucking car ready when I get back on Dubai.

I ain't gonna sit here and keep talking with you niggas, man.

Every time a nigga go to Atlanta, he think he been been to Dubai.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yes.

I never had nobody to ease up like that before.

Y'all niggas ain't doing your job. Hey, you want me to go with some nigga OG?

You got to.

Hey, my nigga.

Hey, I'm here to get you 60, OG.

I'm bragging it with you. I'll get some of them blades of the fire we got over

there in the shed.

I'm bragging the 60, OG. I respect that, OG. I'm going to have it. I respect

that, OG. Plus, killer in the back hungry. He want a snack.

Fuck up, you motherfucker.

I got some fucks.

Hey, let me tell you one thing before we leave. Tell that nigga to stop laughing

before I bust his ass.

Watch that nigga's ass wheezing.

Uh-oh, shit. Well, that's your nigga.

Go pop.

Hey, old Katie, why you up here looking like a red velvet?

Because I taste so sweet, my nigga. I taste so sweet, baby.

Come on, we do it, man. Come on, somebody.

I taste so motherfucking sweet, baby. I see you got your red shoes on. Stop it

trapping, nigga. Man, where is the bitches, man?

Hey, call your hoes up, man.

For what?

My bitch on vacation.

We on vacation, man. Why the hell you hold on vacation?

Because Big Daddy can do that, baby.

Your hold ain't real.

You can't even touch them holds. Ah, you know, that's what that crypto for.

I ain't got to touch them bitches. That's the problem. You trying to touch

the bitches. You changing oils and alternators and all up on the cars and

shit. Make up your mind, Pippa, what you want to do. Is you going to work these

holds or not? I got a hundred for every curl you got in your head.

What you saying?

I'm telling you, hold belts and give them life.

You ever seen a bitch that ain't never had no spark plugs ever? She flooded

out. Bring these hoes back to life. Don't get twisted, baby. You see the

size, they just do it.

I'll let you on each side. You be good, baby.

You be good.

Hold on, baby. Where you going? Hold on. I told you you ain't going nowhere.

Hold on, baby. You make that move, baby.

Oh, Lord.

Hey, hey.

You just wait one minute.

Wait, just wait. Wait, wait.

I'll wait.

We gotta catch this nigga ass, man.

Man, what the fuck so funny, man?

Why you always laughing, my nigga?

Man, hell no.

Man, nigga done stole my fucking bike.

Man,

what the fuck you laughing at, man? What the fuck so funny?

AlabamaHipHopRadio.com, a new way to listen. We live right now. And, man, I

got to tell you, it's been a screen of robberies and stuff going on. Baby

Mama's going crazy and everything, man. I'm talking about Lip Gang, Baby Mama

Gang, whoever got that doing it. I heard about you. Hey, listen. Hey, Lil'

Rogues.

Boy, I see them stealing anything.

I can't believe what's on this paper.

Oh.

Motherfucker.

Let me

see

you guys.

Get ready we go

More my niggas on stage, he gon' dive on them, bitch. Parkin' lightin', peekin',

spoopin', open fire.

And I ain't tellin' by skates when we slide on them. Somebody track the guy,

get after him, put that fire on him. A nigga play the clock, treat him like

Jesus, he gon' die on him. Clutch him, ball him, chop him, fuck. What's the job

doin'? Walkin' back to back, who's got the back? Come back here, come back

here. Out the city, we be slidin' on the interstate. Move to the eight, cause in

my city, check the murder rate. Young niggas back in pistol, seem like they

the real killers. Shout out to my little niggas who out in the field, nigga.

Slide on them.

I call them open like you ready, we gon' ride on them. Mop my niggas on stage, he

gon' dive on them.

Fuckin' light a figure, scoop it up, that fire on them. And I ain't told by

skates when we slide on them. If that's your motherfuckin' dog, you gon' die on

them. I ain't no gangster, but they rob me when I call on them. They call me,

call me, and they touch my highball on them. One of my niggas got smoked, then

we all on them. Street shit, I don't be into that. How the fuck you gangster?

You on paperwork, you been a rat. Woofin' on the internet, little nigga

dare to get you wet.

Bitch, I'm just speakin' facts.

Hold him up and let him get ready. We gon' ride on him. All my niggas on

stage. He gon' dive on them, bitch.

The fuck you

laughin' at, nigga?

I ain't shit fun, nigga.

Stupid-ass nigga.

All right. All right. All

right.

All

right.

Thank you.

I know you know what I feel, man. You know what I don't know? And you're

saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're

saying, you're saying, you're saying,

You got 24 hours.

24 hours to give you this motherfucking information.

So you can give me the information, I'm going to send the boy up to you.

What's up, little man?

Don't have that motherfucking information.

Tomorrow, you know what's happening.

We're going to talk about the women with the skirts.

How do you like the women with the skirts?

Well, I'm used to the women's skirts, but I'm not used to those pants that

look like they're walking around naked.

Oh, you ain't used to it? No, I'm not used to that.

So do you like dick women, skinny women, or very petite women? I like any kind of

women as long as they don't show the bum.

You know where you're going to get your money from, D.D.? You know what D.D.

stands for right now? Diz dick.

Fuck you, Tom.

What that mean, dumb duck?

Bitch, you were the one sitting there looking like a sitting duck. What?

Acting like you didn't know what the fuck was going on.

Your motherfuckin' squid lookin' to have a drive, and I trusted you!

And you fucked up my shit! And you got the bag!

I ain't got the bag!

Sheila!

That bitch think I got money for his truck!

Man, fuck off!

Man, fuck off!

That bitch.

I think it's him.

You think I complain?

Oh, is that supposed to make me feel lucky? You think you dirty hairy now,

this bitch?

Are you feeling lucky, motherfucker?

I'm going to shoot you in your goddamn leg.

Sheila!

You think I'm playing? This fat son of a bitch ain't going to shoot me in my

motherfucking leg.

What you calling her for?

Huh? Sheila!

This Samoan looking motherfucker said he about to shoot me in the goddamn leg.

Sheila!

Get the fuck off me. Get your motherfucking ass up. I ain't playing.

You still ain't gonna fix that truck.

Get your ass up and fix my damn truck right now.

Man, boy, y'all young niggas built different, bro.

Man, they got them 900 degrees out here, man. Y'all niggas out on hoodies and

shit. Man, what's up with y'all young niggas?

All right, bro, you got it. You got it, young nigga. You got it.

What's up, baby mommas?

It's time to tell y'all the news.

It's all my broken-ass baby dad's game.

No, mine ain't even game. It's my baby dad's game.

Oh, look, that's it?

Mm-mm.

I'm about to show it. Oh,

yeah. My baby daddy gave me a little.

Mm-mm.

This ain't A&O. I'm about to show it.

Shit, Kiki supposed to have some extra this year. You always holding that!

Nah, I ain't holding shit. She supposed to have some extra this year. No, I

don't.

Oh shit, bitch.

Hello?

Girl, bitch, I got eyes on your baby daddy right now.

Shit!

Big man said, why the fuck you ain't be answering that motherfucker phone,

nigga? Bruh, bruh.

Man, I ain't got the phone, man.

Hello?

Yeah, Dre.

You want to drop that off, player?

Big man, I... Man, I'm on my way, big man. I'm on my way to drop it off right

now, man.

What you mean you ain't drop it off?

Hey, you need to go drop that pack off, bro, and bring me my motherfucking money

before it be a motherfucking problem, player.

Man, I went and played with you, man. I got you, man.

Don't do that.

Don't hood dash that, nigga.

I'll get back with you. I got somebody else on the other end, player.

Fuck, man. I got to get this.

Stay with that nigga then.

Let me know when it's time to drop the location.

Bet.

All right.

Bet. Bet.

If she want us to follow him, or wherever the fuck he stop at, she pull

him, fuck him. All right, bitch.

Bitch, let's go.

What it do, dog?

What happened? What happened? Hey, man, you got that little goddamn little pipe

from earlier?

You know that shit. What's up, bro?

Goddamn, man.

Hey,

so check this out. You know the hood there, nigga to nigga ride the yellow

bike, Dre?

But I got the low I'm gonna get the low

I ain't over nowhere.

I ain't over nowhere.

Listen, let me ask you a question. How you gonna have on a Gucci shirt and you

ain't acting Gucci?

I tell you what, don't kill me. Listen, I got somebody looking for y'all.

What's that right there?

Oh yeah, I'm alive. I'm alive.

I told y'all I was a kid.

Nigga, get off me!

Bitch, you done killed both of us. What the fuck? I ain't got nothing.

I'm your lemon, pepper, green, built ass, orange. I ain't fucked up. You

ain't supposed to be here.

Man, where the fuck am I at, man?

This some bullshit.

Let me call my guy.

Let me fuck about it.

Man, why am I here trying to plot on another air condition?

A leprechaun is trying to plot on taking my life.

Damn, man.

This day keeps getting worse and fucking worse.

Shit.

Hey,

hey, what up, man? I got your goddamn jalepeo y'all just ordered, man.

Jalepeo? You want our jalepeo? We want Captain Crunch.

Man, y'all said Lebios.

We said Captain Crunch. Y'all gonna need some Lebios, baby. No, we're not.

Y'all get him, y'all get him. Get him, Captain Crunch.

Run,

run,

run.

You little bad-ass malfunction.

Bad-ass motherfuckin' little babies on my ass by some leper yo.

But on the other side of town, the big man was getting a patient for his pack,

and I don't even got the shit.

Man, why the fuck you ain't sent that boy, man?

Well, old pipe down here talking to a player kind of hard there, papi. But

what I'm saying is, you was supposed to be sent this nigga to me, dog. I'm with

you. You ain't got to talk all harsh like that to a player, papi. On some

other shit, though, I had a couple people tell me you are.

been spotted in the city you know you need to sit down all right oh i

understand i understand poppy keep a low profile don't change kind of hot you

know what time i'm there with you keep a low profile you know what i'm saying but

you know i'm i'm gonna handle everything right okay all respect poppy all right

okay say look

What the fuck y'all niggas, man?

I just took my bike and shit, and you gotta walk to the next dash, man. What

the fuck?

Man, what's your problem, bro?

Man, you my motherfucking problem.

Heard you running shit for big man.

Big man? Man, I don't even know no big man. What you mean, bro? Man, give me

this motherfucking bag.

Yeah, bro. Check this shit.

Man, it ain't nothing in there, man.

It's clean.

I told you it ain't nothing in there, man.

Yeah, it's clean this time, Dre.

Can I go now?

Yeah, you can go. Get the fuck out of here.

But remember, we watching your ass.

Damn, what I got myself into, man.

Fuck.

Yeah, I'm talking about show them muscles, my boy.

Hey, hold up, hold up.

All right, we good. All right, come on with it, bro.

Yeah.

Come on with it. Yeah, work that. Work it, work it, work it, work it, work it.

Hey boy, you on GQ magazine right now, bro. What you doing, bro? That ain't it,

though. That ain't it, though. That ain't it. That ain't it. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Come on back with it, yo. Come on back with it.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

What your name is?

Huh? What your name is? Mr. Dempsey.

Come on with it. Come on with it. Come on with it. Yeah.

Thanks.

Hold on. Hold on, bro. Hold on, bro.

What's going on?

For real? Hey, I'll be there in a minute. Give me a minute. Give me a

minute. Hey, check this out, bro.

We're going to do this tomorrow.

Wrap it up. If you want to, you know, you can stay out here and practice.

I'll be back tomorrow. We can wrap it up tomorrow. You know what I'm talking

about? Hold on, homie.

What you mean? I got my money, everything.

Where you going?

I'm finna go, bro. I got to go to work.

You ain't work. Just stay out there and practice. You feel me? Get your practice

in to the mall.

And then I'll be back tomorrow and we do that tomorrow.

Hey, this shit don't wait.

Look, look, bro. This is the best thing to do. You're a model. You're a model,

bro. GQ Magazine.

You got to practice, right?

But you got to practice, right?

And you got to practice.

Hey, man, do your thing.

I got you tomorrow.

As a matter of fact, take my camera.

Practice with my camera. I'll be back tomorrow.

You trapped my ass, ho.

Man, I was just finna go do the draw ball, bro. What you talking about? Nah,

he want to talk to you.

Man, right before I found the pack, big man sent this goon to come snatch me up,

man.

Shit, man, I don't know what I'm finna tell these niggas, dog.

I'm scared than a motherfucker.

What you doing here?

You out there tearing that dad up with them BBWs again, huh?

Yeah, I'm already focused and everything.

Can I get some?

You don't mind if I get some? Look, check this out, bro.

You know what's going on in the Lord?

Big Man has took Drake.

Drake? Yeah, Drake. He's coming for you, man.

You need to get on your ish, like, right now.

Hey, what that aint rough enough?

Fuck you, man.

I'm Detective Crouton. I'm Detective Cucumber. Y'all a salad?

You want some dressing?

Got bacon bits.

Man, word on the street is, you and Dre is big man's new bitches. Man, I don't

fuck with no big man. Who the fuck you talking to? Man, I ain't talking to

nobody, man. Man, you got a lot of bass in your bar for a nigga with a

turtleneck. Man, fuck that. Where Dre at? I don't know where no Dre at, man.

Dre? I don't know where Dre at.

We don't know where Dre at.

I don't know where he at, man. I know where this money at. Give me that shit.

Yeah, you gonna take a nigga money? Thank you.

Take my money. Get the fuck out of here.

Well, you're on your ass, nigga. My house and my car.

Appreciate that money, bro.

Hey.

Pen and pimp.

You're under investigation anyway.

Ain't my hoes ain't gonna tell on me, baby.

See, hip-hop love me. She got that platinum for us.

I bet she do.

Hey, you ain't work for the police, come highlight me.

I had your tootsie rolling.

Dang. You better get on up out of here now. I'm trying to rest already.

Let me see your tootsie roll.

Ah, a tootsie roll.

You know I put you on the strobe, baby. Ain't nothing easy to me, huh?

Hunnits. Big money.

I like it. I used to have a hoe.

Good trifling. Now I got a hoe that digs it. Hey.

Come on, partner.

And this ain't enough.

So, this all you got?

This ain't enough. This ain't enough.

I'm giving you until 3 o'clock. 3 o'clock today.

And I'll be back.

Don't be trying to leave because my goon's going to be out here waiting on

you. Period.

Let's go.

Purple Gang, bitch!

This motherfuckin' hood day or shit, this my first day.

Ooh,

hold on.

Answer the phone, bruh.

Fuck, ooh, ass on this ass, too, bruh.

What's the long horn? It's your ass.

What'd I do to honor to see you today?

You know it's always an honor to celebrate.

You know I've been looking forward to seeing you. Man, whatever.

Man, where the fuck your partner at Chicken Little, man? I ain't seen him. I

don't see a ghost. If I adore some historical shit, that's what we do. Oh,

man. What the fuck? Oh, shit. No, I got...

Wait a minute. Damn, I'm getting harassed by my marriage. You calm down,

man. Calm down. Come on, let me fix you up nice. What y'all got going on? Let me

ask you the question. What we gonna do with this nigga?

That's the nigga, though, for sure.

I'm about to kill him.

I don't give a damn if that's a nigga or not.

Nigga gonna die tonight.

Just tell me what I need to know, man, before we go. I got some goals I need to

catch.

Bruh, I ain't got time. We ain't got time to be playing. I'm about to kill

him. Tell me what I need to know, my dog. I don't know what y'all talking

about. Nigga, you know what the fuck you want.

Man, he ain't gonna kill you and them big ass hush puppies on me, man. Let me

do what I do. Let me do what I do. I don't know what y'all talking about,

man. Listen, tell me what I need to know.

William Shakespeare ass nigga.

Tell me what I need to know, bruh.

Don't kill him yet, man.

Yoke him out.

Nigga. Tell him to yoke him. What information you supposed to gave me the

last time? What damn information? I ain't even got no phone. You that nigga

that supposed to gave me the information last time. It's time to pay up now, my

nigga. Pay up? Do I look like I got a job? Yeah, you got a motherfucking job.

Now tell me the information about Big Man.

Look, listen.

I don't know too much about Big Man. All I do know is that the last time I gave

you... What?

That's his crew, right? That's his crew right there. Why? Fuck, that is the

nigga. Damn! What the fuck?

Fuck that shit. Hey, come on.

We're going to have to do this together. You know what I'm saying? I don't fuck

with you like that, but we're going to do this. Call him up.

You ready?

Let's do this shit.

Now or never.

All right.

Listen,

bro.

This nigga here don't like his life.

Yo, listen bruh, this man wanna blow your noodles off, man.

You bout to get some out your house, sit down.

Yo, yo, I'm Carl Ghetto.

Carl Ghetto, I ain't see who gonna do this, I ain't that nigga, man. I'm so

sick of these niggas, man.

For real, bruh.

God damn, bruh.

What the fuck?

Man, who the fuck is this?

Man, it's the hood-ass dude.

Fuck you, man. It's the hood-ass dude who told us to get. That's who we

supposed to call here.

You know this nigga? You trust this nigga? Nah, I don't trust him. What the

fuck big man that?

Man, y'all told him to lay low, so that's what he's doing, laying low. He

got the money.

Man, I told you there wasn't no money in the bag, bro. Y'all niggas ain't even

listening to me, bro. Y'all hit me, cropped my head, threw me in the

motherfucking car, bro. I'm telling you there ain't no shit in the bag, bro. I

was on my way to go get this shit, bro, before y'all niggas goddamn picked me

up, bro.

Man, y'all stay y'all laying right here. Bro ain't gonna be happy about this

shit.

Damn, bro.

Fucked up that day, bro. Ooh, that motherfucker nice.

Like this motherfucker.

Ooh, and they left a key in there, baby. That nigga sweet, bro.

Boreal.

Ooh.

You know what? I can't even motherfucker drive, bro.

Listen bro, y'all niggas fucked up for real.

Bro, I ain't happy about this shit.

So this is the fuck we gonna do.

You go find the motherfucking money, burn your ass back.

This location.

You got 30 minutes. Bro, I ain't trying to hear that shit. You got 30 minutes.

Y'all two diggings. Bring y'all dumb ass in here. Man,

you know they say when it rain, it pours, man.

Shit. Why been rainin' on me all day?

Man, big man and his goons let me lose.

Go get the pack.

But shit.

Man, I don't find this pack, bro. This is my ass, man.

I got the baby mamas at my ass, the leprechaun gang at my ass,

the feds on my ass.

Man,

just a little shy as shit, man. That's why they call me 9 to 5, bro. I'm always

doing something real on my 30-minute break from my job, but I finessed them

like I had to do a little something extra. So, you know what I mean? I'm

just making a little jug right quick.

All in the trunk, bro. They did them bad, bro.

Hey, look, man, what y'all got going on, bro?

I don't know, bro. This shit getting crazy as fuck, bro. This shit weird,

man. Motherfucking crackhead nigga stole my bike, bro. I can't do my deliveries,

man. That's crazy that you said that, though, man, because some old crazy cock

-eyed wino dude took my bike the other day. That's why I'm out here walking for

real. But look here, man. Hey, you got an app cash card?

Damn, man. Hey, man, look here, bro. I'm turning $200,000 into $2,000, bro. What

you trying to do?

Man, I ain't got time for no more get rich quick scheme. Man, look, we getting

rich now. I don't know what you talking about. But, like, look, you be cool how

you be cool. And you watch your back, bro. I'm out of here.

Fuck, man.

Damn.

Let me kill you, nigga, man. Let me kill you, nigga, man. Get the fuck out of

here.

We ain't going to kill him, man. We got to talk to him.

Hey, bro.

Bro. We ain't supposed to put your ass on the top of the roof.

Tell me what I need to know so you can go, bro.

I don't know what y'all talking about, man. Maybe go with your family, man. Yo!

Let's see what this motherfucker doing.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Yeah, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dang.

I don't know what he's talking about. He's the only nigga who knew what his

fucking spot was.

I don't know.

Don't everybody speak at once. Where the fuck Big Man at?

Where the fuck he at?

huh oh ain't nobody tell you don't all y'all speak at once okay real your

tangerine looking at it hey somebody's gonna give them up everybody's gonna do

the walk i got something for your ass y'all get them boy

That's our money. Yeah.

A lot of pizza money for you, big boy. On the real night right here.

Man.

Just got through talking to 9 to 5 about this crackhead trying to find my bike.

He sent me over here to box out.

But I stumbled across something else I needed.

That nigga Lil' Rogan smoking a geek joint.

Man, I wonder he got my air conditioning over here. Yeah.

They can't tell that shit about this bitch.

All right, all right, all right. On the real.

On the real. I got to be serious.

You know I don't fuck with you like that.

I'm glad you read that because I felt the same. My nigga. That was a good one.

I'm trying to tell you like that.

I see you like three motherfuckers. Look at that motherfucker. I see you.

You talking too much. You want something else to say? I can rip you in the paper.

Yeah, you know how they want to talk.

Yeah,

don't drop that song, baby.

What you shaking your head for? Man, you did that shit. You did that shit? Man,

take a picture.

Take a picture.

I see you, girl.

I see you.

That ain't going to be a long night. That ain't going to be a long night.

Shit.

Let me tell y'all.

Don't be mad.

Don't be mad. We love you.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Hey, my nigga. Hey, real deep shit. Hey, welcome to the A-Team, man. That's how I

do, man.

I was already on that, though. I was already on that. Welcome to the A-Squad,

my nigga. This is what we do. We was already on the A-Squad. You seen this.

Shit.

Trying to make this shit sound good.

Let me kill him. Let me kill him. You playing with him. Let me kill him. Let

me kill him, man.

You playing with him. Yeah, man. Let me kill him. Let me kill him, man.

Let's talk to that nigga.

You want me to get, man? You want me to do this?

What do you think?

What do you think?

He gonna tell everything.

He gonna tell everything.

I think my motherfucking bag, man.

Man, what the fuck you doing with my bag, bro?

I'll beat your motherfucking ass, man. You stole my motherfucking bag, dog.

Like this geek joint already got you, my boy.

It's your big man DJ Dirty Dad, alabamahiphopradio.com, a new way to

listen. It's my time to go. I got to exit. Hey, listen, shout out to my

sponsor, Starworth Unlimited, right here at alabamahiphopradio.com. Hey, listen,

hold on.

It's some breaking news.

Oh, they got big man here, man. They got big man. They got big man. Hey, listen,

finally, the streets are a little safer. Hey, but listen, watch out for all them

little rogues. They'll steal anything.

Hey, keep it locked right here, alabamahiphopradio.com. A new way to

listen. I'm out of here. See you later.

I swear, bro, this shit.

What the fuck?

Hello? Yeah, fuck boy.

We got your fat ass home, boy. You got who? Bitch ass nigga, you got 24 hours

to turn yourself in or we coming to spin, bitch.

I don't look. I don't beat look, bitch. Holy fuck, boy. Fuck.

Well,

well, well.

What do we have here?

This ain't even

Told the nigga I got his partner

Man, I ain't even had my boy Mule after all. And when I heard on the radio they

got big man, shit, boy, that was a sigh of relief. Man, look, boy, when I went

in the house, though, and seen what was in that bag, shit, boy, shit can change

my life forever.

Y'all want to know what was in there?

You got to wait one more bad-ass day.

See you.

You're looking for them keys or them pounds of trees. You need to scream at

your boss. Cause we got it, we got it. You want to see some players with meals

and diamonds in their grill. You need to come to Mobile. Cause all we eat got it.

Now you've been searching for some killers or some real gorillas. You need

to scream at your boss. Cause we got it, we got it. If you want to see some

ballers and girls that like to swallow. All you got to do is holler. We got the

keys, got the cheese, got the serve, got the pills. Got the cars and the bras.

Man, fuck a record deal. I'm going to get it hot.

I'm a floss, I'm a stunt. I'm a ball till I fall. I'm on a million dollar

hunt. I let them slide in my gator. Squashing haters like tomatoes. Down

here in mall time. We build caps like potatoes. Man, I done swam with the

sharks. I done roused with the crocs. You a freshman. I graduated with honors

from the block. Boy, I'm hell in the booth. But I'm a beast in the kitchen.

Man, if you ain't bought at least three tickets, you're penny-pinching. I'm

selling family boxes. You still selling nuggets. I'm balling out of control.

Bitch, you balling on a budget. My paint cost me a nickel. My boom cost me a

hundred.

We'll be right back.

We'll be right back.

But it glow in the dark. I'm climbing the charts. Man, I don't need no radio

play. Got my lyrics dope and good dope. Don't sell anywhere.

I wake up late. I still got a mouth full of worms. A house full of broads. That's

waiting to get a mouth full of churn. The Alabama rep is still not going to

put it up in your face. Like a trunk full of A.T. Bitch, we're booming that

way. So if you're looking for them keys or them pounds of trees, you need to

scream at your boss. We got it. We got it. You want to see some players with

meals and diamonds in their grill, you need to come to Mobile.

Thank you.