Original subtitles

It's your cue to bring the animals forward when I say so.

You two, I want you over there.

You are not needed. You've got one hour before. - Stop right there!

Henna Kapoor, designated member of the LAW organization.

Loving Animals Worldwide.

Over here, to make them perform, these people

torture the poor animals, rather than train them.

Boys! Get all the animals.

You can't do this.

I'll show you. - I'll show you!

And who are you?

Bobby Kapoor, designated member of the LAW department.

Loving Animals Worldwide. - How many are there worldwide?

And this is the head of our department.

Look at this, sir

how this raid has been conducted because of me.

I have done this sting operation, sir.

What else can you do?

Sting operation! - Look. Just a second.

The credit of this raid goes to both of you.

And this raid is nothing, Bobby.

What kind of a pet have you kept in your house, a python!

What kind of a pet have you kept in your house, a python!

If it won't stay in her house, where else would it be?

Her family members are no less than snakes.

Don't talk too much. You have a crocodile in your house.

Because your family always speaks rubbish without any reason.

Shut up! - You shut up, Henna!

Just mind your business. - You mind your language.

You cow! - You fox!

You get out of my way. - You slimy wretch!

Why are they fighting and who are they?

They are cousin sisters.

If these sisters are like this

I wonder how their mothers would be!

I'm Mrs. Kapoor, I have an appointment at 4.

Excuse me.

I am Mrs. Kapoor and I have an appointment at 4.

Both of you are Mrs. Kapoor, thus there's been a mistake.

That's your problem.

Now if you will excuse me, my turn.

Your turn, indeed! You have tons of botox in your body.

But it's of no use.

You also don't look like a beauty queen.

An old filly without a leash!

Ma'am, please don't fight

or else, your face lift will shift.

Shut up! - Hers might slip, mine is just fine.

Doctor, who are they?

Sisters-in-law. - Oh, God!

If these two are like this

what would their husbands be like?

Good morning, gentlemen.

You will be pleased to know

that the demand of our United Baking Products

is not just increasing in the U.K.

but it's increasing worldwide.

Sixer! - Oh, shut up, Daboo!

How could you start this meeting without me?

That too, with the co-chairman.

Gentlemen, ever since he has joined our company

our company's profit figures have been going down.

Just like he's going down. - Hey, Chintu, don't you dare!

I will, Daboo, I will.

Because you are only Kapoor and son.

And me..

I am Kapoor and real son, legitimate.

I am Kapoor and real son, legitimate.

You are crossing the limit!

My dad had crossed the limit.

He gave birth to my brother

that too, from a different mother.

But I was born first.

Oh! There was nothing official about it.

I was directly delivered.

I was delivered first.

Don't consider yourself so big.

Ever since you were born you are just Chintu.

But I'm respected more.

Despite being his illegitimate son, my dad divided his wealth

between both of us.

That's why, we are sharing everything.

Remember this.

Illegitimate sons are born out of love. Real sons, out of duty.

You are a mistake of youth.

You and your family took advantage of that moment

and snatched my rights.

Or else, your wife, daughter and you

are nothing more than beggars.

Don't talk about my daughter.

Now I will show you

how good my daughter is.

I will get her married in the most affluent family of U.K.

You mean, Uttarakhand!

You mean, Uttarakhand!

Just wait and watch where I get my daughter married.

And your daughter will only get a beggar and thief as a husband.

You will get a characterless groom for your daughter.

You wait and watch, Daboo.

You watch your weight, Chintu.

I'll get the best son-in-law. - I'll get the best son-in-law.

I'll get the best son-in-law. - I'll get the best son-in-law.

Get lost! - You get lost!

Kapoor and son. Kapoor and real son.

The fight between two brothers will get Pasta a lot of dough!

After all, I run the most famous marriage bureau in London.

Aakhri Pasta Kapoor. Mamma mia! I'm coming.

Where are you these days?

Ever since you have opened this marriage bureau

you have become very busy.

What to do, Mr. Kapoor? Nowadays every young girl's dad

What to do, Mr. Kapoor? Nowadays every young girl's dad

has only one name on his lips, Aakhri Pasta!

For the engagement, Aakhri Pasta.

For the wedding, Aakhri Pasta.

And for the wedding night, Aakhri Pasta!

Huh? - I'm joking. Mamma mia.

If you eat alone, I'll remain hungry. - Shut up!

Look, Pasta, you take double your fees, but I need the richest

most affluent boy for my daughter, Henna.

Hello! - Hello, Pasta, you idiot. Come to my house, right away!

Okay. I will come tomorrow - Not tomorrow.

Today, right now! On the spot, come here.

Excuse me, Mr. Kapoor. Where is your bathroom? It's urgent.

Urgent! - Last night I ate pasta at a restaurant.

Now the pasta is trying to find a way out.

Daboo!

You? In my bedroom! What are you doing on my bed?

I want to quench my undying thirst with you.

Hey, stop it! - I'm joking. - That's better. Come on.

Pasta, you may take double your fees

but I want a top-notch, amazing groom for my daughter.

Okay. I'll hit the target with my arrow.

And if you go to that loser Chintu

I'll put that arrow up your bow. Get it?

Excuse me!

Hello! - Pasta..

have you sunk in the potty?

How much time are you taking?

Mr. Kapoor, is there a public toilet in your house?

Mr. Kapoor, is there a public toilet in your house?

What? - Bathroom.

Mom!

You bloody fool, you'd gone to the bathroom, what are you

doing in the kitchen?

There was no toilet paper in there

so, I came here to get some water.

I was writing the names of rich and famous guys on the toilet paper

for your daughter, Henna.

You bloody fool! If Daboo gets your toilet paper

where you have written the names of the rich and famous

I will wipe you out!

How can that be possible?

I am your man.

Your mouth stinks!

Mamma mia! Mr. and Mrs. Rajendra Babani.

I am sure you will like Chintu Kapoor's family.

Pasta! Please talk softy.

He has a heart condition.

Why does he get a shock if someone speaks loudly?

At our lock manufacturing factory

steel weighing thousands of tonnes fell right in front of him

steel weighing thousands of tonnes fell right in front of him

tearing his ear-drums. - Mamma mia.

Gayatri, we are going to find a bride for Jai

and he is not with us.

I wish he was with us.

Call him up!

Mr. Jai! - Formal again.

Parul, I have told you many times

that you're not just my assistant but my friend too.

Please call me Jai. - Okay, Jai.

That's better.

Actually.. - Yes, tell me.

I want to tell you something.

Look! I know what you want to tell me

but before that

I want to tell you something. - Yes.

One second. Hey! My dad!

Jai, my boy. I know you have never let me down.

Actually, I have called you today

as we are going to see a girl for you.

It's a nice family.

I hope you won't refuse me.

Don't worry. I'll do whatever you say.

You wanted to tell me something.

My dad has fixed my marriage somewhere else.

And you don't want to hurt him.

Anyway, you also wanted to tell me something.

Yes, I wanted to tell you something.

It was a pleasure assisting you, Jai.

Goodbye.

Wow! Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Rajendra Babani.

Please carry on with the snacks.

If you don't mind, will you please talk softly?

If you don't mind, will you please talk softly?

If the sound level is high

it causes problems in his heart.

I'm so sorry. I did not know, I'm sorry.

I was asking you why your son didn't come with you?

We have to discuss about his life, today.

How can he come?

He is imprisoned in Delhi for murdering a girl.

Are you serious? - I'm joking.

He is busy shooting in Hawaii for some calendar.

Mamma mia! He's a gem. He's so tall, he's so handsome.

On seeing him you will think

he's not his son.

You are joking. - I'm serious.

Don't look at him.

He looks like an African but his son is just the opposite.

He's very fair.

He's beautiful. He doesn't resemble his father at all.

He looks like a step-son.

A step-son!

Excuse me. Is he talking about your son?

Yes. What's the matter?

What happened!

Put the snack down!

You are over-reacting.

You put the sweet down!

I'm sure, absolutely sure, Jai is a result of your affair.

Jai is his step-son!

Mr. Kapoor, you.. - Chintu.. - You keep the sweet down!

Jai is his dad's son.

I never said he's not.

But you are not his dad.

I think your wife took love thy neighbour concept very seriously.

Please, Mr. Kapoor. - Shut up!

What's the use of making steel locks all these years

when your neighbour had the keys to your house?

Shame on you!

Shut up! Your fate is dark and so is your husband.

God has made a mockery out of you.

How dare you! - You witch, keep quiet.

You impotent neutron, get your son's DNA tested.

Mamma mia! Let's go and conduct an ECG test on him.

I'm the best man to know who's a real son and who's a step-son.

Out! Get out from here.

And Pasta, remember, don't ever bring such illegitimate proposals.

If you want to bring us proposals

bring us proposals from legitimate millionaires.

bring us proposals from legitimate millionaires.

Hinduja, Mittal, JD..

Bring their son's proposals

otherwise don't show me your face. Out!

What did you say?

Kapoor, is it? And you didn't stop him.

I couldn't help it. He kept on insulting your mom and dad.

He was so abusive that your dad suffered a heart attack.

He told me to get proposals from Hinduja, Mittal and JD's sons.

What did he say?

JD's son?

He wants JD's son, doesn't he?

I will give him JD's son.

Because JD's son Jolly

is my childhood friend.

And now JD's son will avenge my dad's insult.

Come on, Jolly. Not again. - This time I didn't stop.

Yes! But you are stopping while you are walking.

Why are you so scared of your dad? - I am not scared of my dad.

Why are you so scared of your dad? - I am not scared of my dad.

You know, last time, I didn't even step out of the chopper.

And this time, you saw me taking a couple of steps from the chopper.

Let's face it, Jolly. You don't have the guts.

You've brought me here for the sixth time.

But you haven't yet introduced me to your dad.

Seventh time, ma'am. - Shut up, Mike!

Henceforth, I'll lead my life the way I want to.

I'm a model. I'll shoot in bikinis.

I will do hot videos.

And you will have the right to stop me from doing all this

when you introduce me to your dad.

And will talk to him, tell him that you want to marry me.

Bye!

Well, boss. What's all this? You are so strange!

You have become so rich and famous. Mr. JD!

Yet you're so simple.

The same old clothing.

And grooming your horse

Badal every morning. What's this?

How can you do that?

How can you do that?

Well, Patil, don't you know?

JD might have become rich and famous

and is on the top.

But he'll always be down to earth. - Excellent!

Dad, today I'll speak

and you will listen.

Today, I'll speak and you'll listen.

Dad! - What is it?

Today you will speak and I will listen.

I seek your blessings.

That's fine, but where are you these days?

Sometimes

spend some time with your dad.

I have a girlfriend.

It's okay if you are friends.

But don't enter into a relationship with her.

Don't you know that I've fixed your marriage to my best friend

Batook Patel's daughter in your childhood.

And I gave him my word.

My word.

My word.

Let's go.

That's amazing! A Maharashtrian boy and a Gujarati girl!

An excellent pair!

"My heart's pounding.. Yes, it is."

Hello. What?

Did you see that, Jolly?

Just like Kapoor made my dad suffer a heart attack

similarly, you go and make Kapoor suffer a stroke.

Me? - Yes, you, Jolly.

Kapoor wants JD's son.

You are JD's son.

You go to his house and fix your marriage with his daughter.

And call off the marriage on the day of the wedding.

He will suffer a heart-attack, for sure.

If my dad finds out

that I'm going to fake marriage.

No. Jai, I couldn't tell my dad about my real girlfriend.

Jolly, this is my father. - And that is my father!

You don't know my dad.

When my dad loses his temper, I tremble.

Just a minute. I can't do it

but someone else can, right?

What do you mean? - I mean

Kapoor wants JD's son. Correct? - Yes.

You know that I'm JD's son.

I know that I'm JD's son.

But Kapoor doesn't know who JD's son is.

What do you mean? - I mean to say

that we will send somebody else to Kapoor's house as JD's son.

Bingo! - And we'll get what we want.

You mean, a fake Jolly? - Exactly! Yes!

Your plan is perfect but

we need a scoundrel for this job. - Scoundrel.

Jai! - Yes.

Do you remember that guy in our college?

Who? - That guy. 'Don't know this, what about that?'

He used to say that. - Just a minute.

Are you talking about that fellow? - Yes. I'm talking about him.

He's a real scoundrel!

Yes! - How incorrigible is he?

He's not just a scoundrel but a thief.

And he's perfect for the job.

Perfect!

Perfect!

But what is the name of this incorrigible thief?

Max!

Okay. Can't say about Italian, but I will do the job.

Thanks, Max.

So, how much will it cost us?

Cost you? What are you saying? - So sweet.

Not rupees, I'll take pounds. 50,000 pounds.

Cash.

Fine, Max.

We'll give you 50,000 pounds.

But I will stay with you.

I want to see that Kapoor suffer.

His actions for the marriage.

And his reaction when you call off the marriage.

Then, Jai. Max and you..

I mean, go along with JD's son, Jolly, as his driver.

Mind-boggling. That will be great.

He will drive the car.

And he'll ruin Kapoor's happiness.

Fine.

From tomorrow, I am JD's son, Jolly, not you.

Goodbye.

Just a second.

Why did you call me in the sauna for this meeting?

Because we know your reputation.

And sauna's the only place

where you can't steal anything from us.

Really?

Stupid!

What can he steal from the sauna?

Mamma mia.

The rascal stole my towel.

Now I will have to go home nude.

The stray dog will chase me. Mamma mia!

That's great! Fantastic!

This is what God wants.

That this sign should be here and not there.

This is where you belong.

Oh, God! Sorry, sir.

Don't know what's wrong with the car.

Let's start. - I am checking, sir.

JD's son will have to stand in the middle of the road

due to a driver's carelessness. - I'll check right now, sir.

JD's son? - Yes, yes. JD's son.

Check it. - Yes, sir.

Excuse me. I am Mr. Kapoor. - As if I care.

Excuse me. I am Mr. Kapoor. - As if I care.

Hey. Maybe, you didn't recognize me.

But I do recognize you.

You're JD's son, aren't you?

Oh, my God. How did you know?

I've got a very good idea.

Until JD's son's car isn't fixed

he can rest in my house.

What is this 'JD's son'?

My name is Jolly.

Maybe you don't know

but every month I write out cheques to my father.

Really? - Yes. And he signs them and sends them back.

Sense of humour.

Where is your house?

This is my house.

This one?

Sir, our car is bigger than that.

Let's go.. - Wait!

It appears smaller.

But it's much bigger inside.

Come. Come in.

Kapoor. I mean, sir.

Mr. Kapoor.

Your watch had fallen down.

All that staring was beneficial.

All that staring was beneficial.

You can come in too.

I will give you tea and biscuits.

Come.

Meet my wife, Dolly. Dolly.

Multi-billionaire JD's only son, Jolly.

Jolly, Dolly.

Dolly, Jolly.

Let's play Holi.

Excuse me, sir.

Rather than living in this shanty

I will call a taxi to take you to the airport.

You fool.

Look at the time. We've missed our flight.

Now there are no flights for 24 hours!

That's great! That's great! Superb!

Hi, Dad.

This is my daughter, Bobby.

Look who is here?

The multi-billionaire JD's son, Jolly.

Your jacket.. - Oh! This? This is pure leather.

I love leather. - Leather.

Like this belt.

Can't say about the charmer.

but this is made of pure snake skin. - Snake's skin.

And these shoes are made of crocodile leather.

And these shoes are made of crocodile leather.

Crocodile. - Sir, tell her about the leopard. - Of course.

The seats in my car are pure leopard skin!

Leopard!

The same leopard my master had run over with his car.

Shut up!

You're a murderer!

Animal skins are supplied because of rich brats like you!

Animals die and you're showing off?

If I could

I would rather skin you alive!

You should be hanged to death!

Jolly. Don't be upset.

Actually, my daughter loves animals.

Can't say about your daughter.

But I am missing my mother. - What?

She used to curse me in the same manner

and I really liked hearing to those.

and I really liked hearing to those.

Dear, keep thinking about those memories

and my job will get easier.

What?

I mean, let's do something else. Come on..

What? Eat?

Even dogs eat.

Do dogs drink?

Come on, come on. Let's go to my bar. It'll be fun.

Get something to eat, go on. - Yes.

Come on, come on. Please.

It's going to be fun when you get a heart attack.

Sir. - Jolly. It's quite late.

Stay back for the night.

How can you drive in this condition?

Excuse me!

I am the driver.

I will drive the car.

Rascal! How can the driver drive

when the master's right here?

Here you go.

Jolly.

What are your thoughts on marriage?

I want a girl that makes me rich.

Me too.

Sense of humour!

Son-in-law.

What did you say?

I said, son.. Here you go.

Can't say about that

but I really liked hearing son-in-law.

Say it again. - Son-in-law.

Again. - Son-in-law.

Now you say, 'Father-in-law'.

Father-in-law. - Father-in-law.

Father-in-law.

Son-in-law!

Daboo!

You bloody Daboo!

Come on out, you bloody Daboo!

Who's barking early in the morning? - Daboo!

It's my neighbour's Alsatian.

Hey, you Doberman Daboo!

Hey, you Doberman Daboo!

So you showed your true colours!

You proved your bad blood!

Why are you barking?

Mind your language. Show some respect.

Why are you abusing him saying 'Daboo'?

Daboo's my name. - Sorry.

Who are you? Where are you from?

Want a slap? Do you know who I am?

Do you know who he is?

Do you know who he is?

This is my sure-shot, hotshot, future son-in-law.

And if anyone yells at him

I won't spare him.

You rascal, thief.

This Daboo is a thief.

He stole the 'Real' from my nameplate

and stuck it on to his nameplate.

I am Chintu Kapoor.

Kapoor and Real son.

How can you go in the wrong house?

I am sorry.

And now that fool Max says

that Daboo's house is right for him.

Of course. He's getting everything readymade there.

Look, Max is no use to us now.

Look, Max is no use to us now.

Chintu has seen Max in Daboo's house. - Darn.

What now? - Simple.

Now you'll have to find a bigger rascal than Max.

Bigger rascal..

A bigger rascal than Max.

Jai.

Remember that guy in our college? - Who?

Him?

Him. - Yes, him.

Jolly, we cannot call him. He's too dangerous.

I know, I know.

But don't you want to avenge your father? - Yes, but..

You won't find a bigger rascal than him in U.K.

And what is this rascal's name?

Sunny.

Excuse me. Sunny? - He's inside.

Be careful, guys, the axel is broken.

It's shaking.

Oh, no.

Why are you tiring yourself?

I got your virgin.

I mean, your version.

I mean, your version.

Sit down, slowly. Slowly.

Slowly.. - Thank you.

Buffoons, have my grapes.

Yummy!

Keep it..

One by one.

Slowly.

Mr. Sunny is a gem of a person.

Yes. But sometimes I lose my character.

Now let's talk about money.

Jai, give him 50,000 pounds too. - Yes.

Him too?

Give him too?

Whom did you talk to earlier? - Who?

Whom did you talk to earlier? - Who?

I hope you didn't approach Max. - No..

Max.. I don't know him. - You give him the money.

Here's your 50,000 pounds and please do the job.

Keep it here! Keep it in the middle.

Who's the monster in the photo?

He's not a monster.

He's my father.

And I am his sin.

I am sorry.

But our deal.

Done! - Let's go.

One minute. Why didn't you tell Sunny about Max?

One minute. Why didn't you tell Sunny about Max?

Don't ever mention his name in front of Sunny.

Why? - Because if Sunny spots Max, he will definitely kill him.

And if Max spots Sunny, he will kill Sunny.

Oh, no! How did they become enemies?

Actually, the two of us, Max and Sunny studied in the same college.

These two senior citizens with you two children.

No, when we were in the first year

Sunny and Max were in their final year.

And when we were in our final year

Sunny and Max were still in their final year.

They were best of friends.

And one day during the college farewell party..

"Father makes.."

"Father makes.."

"Father makes.."

"Father makes.."

"Father makes.."

"Father makes living difficult for us."

"He becomes the principal himself."

"Makes the rule for keeping quite."

"Screams this all the moment."

"You're an idiot and a donkey. You have no knowledge."

"Not of the age to mess with me."

"Whatever, whatever we do, do, do.."

"Father makes living difficult for us."

"Father makes living difficult for us."

"Father makes living difficult for us."

"Father makes living difficult for us."

"Wish the day to be full with sharing gaze with girls."

"And every night be a party night.."

"But on our wishes sits, father the dynamite.."

"But on our wishes sits, father the dynamite.."

"You're an idiot and a donkey. You've no knowledge."

"Not of the age to mess with me."

"Whatever, whatever we do, do, do.."

"Father makes living difficult for us."

"Father makes living difficult for us."

"Don't know why on every single word"

"he grills and fries us.."

"If we chill a little bit"

"how is it a problem?"

"If we chill a little bit, how is it a problem?"

"O' pal.."

"You're an idiot and a donkey. You've no knowledge."

"Not of the age to mess with me."

"Whatever, whatever we do, do, do.."

"Father makes living difficult for us."

Hide in here. - I am scared of the dark.

Come on, come in, please. - You'll be fine. Listen to me.

Come on, come in, please. - You'll be fine. Listen to me.

Finally, I am alone with you, and in a cupboard.

Sonia.. What are you doing?

You're my best friend's girlfriend.

Your best friend is hot, but you are hotter.

Sonia, you've lost your mind.

Sonia.. Sonia!

What are you doing, Sunny?

Max..

He was hitting on me, Max. - Oh!

He knew that I am your girlfriend, but still he was..

Sonia. From acting smart to gaining sympathy.

Shut up, okay.

You call him your friend, Max.

He was all over me, Max.

Sonia, just get out of here now. Get lost.

He's my friend.

He trusts me, okay. - How could you?

Hey, Max. What's wrong with you?

Max. Max.

Max.

You're not worth it.

You're not my friend.

And she's worth it?

You hit me, for this characterless girl.

Max. - Sunny.. What are you doing, Max?

Max, leave him.

We're no longer friends.

Who wants to be friends with you anyway?

Mamma mia..

I swear on Thames.

Max is going to be right in the next house

Max is going to be right in the next house

where we are sending Sunny.

If they come face to face, there will be world war four.

Oh, shit.

Just a minute.

You go back to Max.

And I will stay with Sunny.

Under no circumstances can we let Sunny and Max come face to face.

Yes. - Yes.

You blabbering baboon, vibrating vagabond. You idiot!

What did I do, Mr. Kapoor?

What did you do? You got a wealthy son-in-law for that Daboo.

You've piles in your brains. Piles.

What's done is done.

If he got a wealthy son-in-law, so be it.

But I want an affluent boy for my Henna now.

Your wish is my command, Mr. Kapoor.

It's a snap for me. - Snap for me.

You think it's that easy?

Will he drop down from the sky?

Mamma mia.

Mr. Kapoor, it's such a romantic scene.

What is this?

Get up.

Are you fine, dear?

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Who are you? - He's JD's only son.

Who is JD's son?

My dad was taking me to see some girl for my marriage.

He was taking me in his private jet

but when I found out, I jumped out in mid-air.

Because if he's JD, I am JD's son.

JD's son.

He's JD's son. He's JD's son.

Why are you tiring yourself?

Sir. Sir.

Sir. Mr. Jolly.

Why are you spitting?

Thank God you're safe, sir.

I had to be. Because I had a soft landing.

You know that. Excuse me. Hello.

Who are you? - He's my bodyguard cum driver cum pilot.

Who are you? - He's my bodyguard cum driver cum pilot.

Sir. Your father, Mr. JD, must be looking for you.

He can send the entire army here to get you married. - Army?

So we'll have to go underground for a few days.

We might have to find a safe spot to hide.

Where will we find such a place?

I want a bungalow, wall with barbed-wire

a garden and lawn.

I suggest that we hide in the bushes. - No! Sir..

We have a barb-wire, bungalow and a wall.

You have this house.

What house? - This is like your house, sir.

This house?

This house. - Shut up. Keep out of it.

Sir, please come.

That's fine, but why are you sending your LAW officer

to my house? - He's coming to study your research.

He's a man of high post.

He'll conduct a survey on how you look after Fifi.

You might win the LAW award.

He'll be there, right now. Reaching anytime.

Okay? - Okay, sir. I'll be nice to him. Bye.

You'll be really happy to meet her. I'm telling you.

Hey, Henna!

Hey, Henna!

Do you know who's this?

Yes, I do. He's here for me.

And from high above.

We'll have to go to my bedroom for the job you're here for.

Shall we?

Excuse me.

Where are you going?

I am a bodyguard, sir.

You bodyguards take your job too seriously.

Good.

But a bodyguard's job is to break the attackers bones. - Yes.

But you look like a skeleton yourself.

Seems like you started dieting, but forgot to stop. - Sir.

Whose bodyguard were you earlier?

The President's.

President of America? - No.

President of Lions Club, Bhandup.

Bhandup?

Bhandup.. What is Bhandup?

Just a minute.

Yes. - Henna.

Wonder what's wrong with Tommy.

He's had a rash ever since I made him wear clothes.

What should I do now? - Do me a favour.

He must be feeling hot. Please take the clothes off.

Okay!

How's he feeling? - Cool.

Very cool

Now on the bed.

Okay.

How's he feeling now? - I think he's feeling better.

Let me hear him bark.

Kinky.

Tommy, bark.

Bark, Tommy. - Very kinky.

I can't hear you. Louder.

Why are you tiring yourself?

Mind-boggling.

From the mosquito net.

You two had such a cute and lovely meeting.

That means you don't feel offended like your daughter? - Offended?

No.. Not at all.

The first meeting should always be memorable.

That means, I can call you father. - What do you mean?

Father...in-law. - Father-in-law!

Father-in-law. Son-in-law.

Father-in-law. Let's have some sweets on that note.

Stay!

Hey, Bhandup.

Nothing. He's just checking if it's poisoned. - Clear.

The LAW officer didn't come there.

He had some personal problems.

Okay, bye. - Okay, sir. Thank you.

You like taking off your clothes, don't you?

You like taking off your clothes, don't you?

I'll teach you a lesson now.

Henna, you summoned me.

Actually, it was my mistake.

I was talking on the phone and you thought..

What did I think?

I am going through a lot of stress right now.

My mind's completely on Fifi.

Who's Fifi?

My cute little pet.

Its wisdom tooth's aching.

And the dentists are on a strike today.

If you can extract its tooth.. - Sir. All okay, sir?

And who is Fifi?

You two go in, I'll join you. - Okay.

What do you think Fifi would be?

A small dog, what else? Fifi.

Fifi. - Fifi. Fifi.

Fifi. - Fifi. Fifi.

Fi.. Fifi.

Fifi. - Fifi.

Fifi.

Fifi. - Fi..

Fifi.

What do we do? Fifi. - Why are you tiring yourself?

Ranjeet.

Ranjeet gave me these sleeping tablets for an emergency.

We'll take these and fall asleep? - Not us. - Then?

I've put many butterflies to sleep with this.

This is no big deal for me.

Come on, Fifi.

Come on, Fifi.

Open your mouth, baby.

Bobby.

Can't say about coins, but I have changed.

You've opened my eyes.

I promise, I will never wear any accessory

like belt, shoes, jacket made of animal skin.

I wouldn't wear my own skin either.

By the way..

What's its name?

Nagraaj. - Nagraaj?

So sweet, what a lovely name. Nagraaj.

Anything else or can I leave?

Please leave, please. You must be busy.

Please, I will talk to Nagraaj.

Nagraaj.

Come on. - Yes!

Don't be scared.

Hey, you. You think you're tough.

You snakes are so boring. The entire day all you do is..

Do you think I'm scared of you?

Where's the teeth?

Fifi.

Fifi.

Run! Open the door!

Open the door! - Wonder why he's running!

Because Fifi is awake.

Fifi is awake.

Fifi is awake. Forgive me. Don't eat me.

Don't eat me. - Open the door.

Open the door! - It will gobble me up!

High five. High five.

You can't do it. You don't even have hands.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Let go, let go.

Save me. Save me.

Pull! - You stole the snake too.

The serpent is after us.

Open the door. Open the door.

Open the door.

He swallowed my hand.

Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord!

Help! Help!

Leave me. Let go of my bum.

Let go of my bum.

Pull!

It's out. It's out.

You're a genius.

What is it now?

What happened?

Look down.

No! - No!

It attacked me!

Oh, God. It attacked me so brutally.

Can't say about Hindi, but your Sindhi's nice. What did you say?

That snake attacked me so brutally.

Oh, shit!

Come with me, I'll show you something else.

Yes, but.. - Max. - What're you doing?

Take your hands off me. - Listen to me.

Max, listen to me. Come.

What is he doing here? - What is he doing here?

Max, let him go.

What are you doing? Think about the plan.

Leave him. - Be grateful that there's a wall between us.

Or your body would've been lying here.

But nothing can stop me from killing you.

Shut up, you bloody, slimy pseudopodia!

How dare you attack my son-in-law?

Shut up, Chintu.

How dare you talk to my son-in-law like this?

You shut up, Daboo.

Hey! - Yes.

Don't you dare touch my husband.

I won't spare you.

Shut up, you witch!

You rascal. You piece of shit!

I will pull out your fake nose.

Correct. - Botox hag!

How dare you talk to my mother that way?

Hey, Bombay duck, if you say anything about my mother

I will gorge your eyes out!

You cheapskates, we don't want to speak to slimy people like you!

You're a cheapskate, so is your family!

Shut up. - The entire family lives in the drain!

That was fun, Sweeto. Really.

My son-in-law hates his son-in-law

as much as I hate Daboo.

Cheers to him. - What's with you, Dad?

Did you ever ask for my consent?

I am not getting into the hassle of marriage. Please!

But you have to get married sooner or later.

No, Dad! Don't force me into this.

You can sit with your Jolly, and I am leaving.

Why are you so angry that you're leaving the house?

I am not leaving the house, Dad.

I'd told you.

LAW award function is on the cruise.

You know how important that is to me.

You can go for the event if you want to.

But on one condition!

What condition? - You will have to take Jolly along!

What condition? - You will have to take Jolly along!

How did my voice echo?

Such a beautiful scenery.

What a beautiful ocean.

Dear.

If you don't mind, let's take a love dip.

Just shut up and stop irritating me!

What's wrong with you?

It's such a big day for you.

You're going to receive an award for protecting animals

What's wrong?

I don't think so.

But why am I telling you all this?

Can you just leave me alone? I am already tensed.

What are you tensed about?

Tell me. - About that slimy Bobby.

I feel, she'll win today's award.

I feel the same.

But..

What if that doesn't happen? - What do you mean?

I mean, if Henna's not present for the award

I don't know about the broom, but you'll sweep the awards.

But how is that possible?

Can't say about George Michael, but have faith in me.

I have an idea.

I don't know about Birla, but Tata to you.

Now Bobby will win.

Now, Henna will win.

Sleeping with the enemy.

Where the hell am I?

What just happened?

I don't know how I got here.

But I know you're responsible for it.

Me? - Yes?

It must be you.

It's not her, it's him.

It's not me, it's him.

He put it on me.

Me?

Me?

Tell them the truth!

Didn't you put chloroform on me like this?

Chloroform?

I am getting out of here. - Me too.

I looked everywhere, but couldn't find anything to eat.

But don't worry, I.. - I don't care!

I am stuck on this island because of you.

There's no way to go back.

I am hungry!

Get something to eat!

Dad had sent you to look after me, right?

So fine.

Then you take care of me.

As long as I am on this island, you will find food for me.

As long as I am on this island, you will find food for me.

Why are you still standing here? Go!

Get out. Go get me some food!

Coconut.

You still have eyes for others things, don't you?

You want this coconut, right?

Try and take it.

Ten years later, I've an opportunity to settle the score.

And there's no one to stop us today.

Max! Max!

Climb up, Max!

Climb up, Max!

Come on, Max.

What are you staring at?

Id saved you earlier as well, from that girl

who would fall for anyone instantly.

But there's no use of telling you.

You don't have any brains.

Come on. Hit me.

Come on!

Come on, fight.

What are you staring at?

I am not hitting you.

I want to be friends.

We're back! We're back!

We're back! We're back! We're back!

Resort!

Island in the front, and resort at the back.

Excuse me. Where's food?

Where is room? - Shut up.

Shut up. - Shut up! - Come.

We've eaten to our hearts content, but who will pay the bill?

Don't worry.

Sir, your bill. - Give it to him.

Thank you, Mr. Jolly.

Jolly?

Over here?

Now change.

Fantastic. That's my girl. Alright girls, take a break.

JLo. I found the towel, JLo.

Cover yourself. - What the hell are you doing?

Cover yourself.

What do you mean by cover yourself?

Covered up girls in Sosa's photo shoot?

JLo! You do such bold photos!

I will make you rich and famous.

Have faith on Sosa.

Let's go.

JLo, Jolly's going to talk to his father about you.

He will talk to him? - Yes.

He takes two steps ahead and four back.

He takes two steps ahead and four back.

Take one step ahead, Jolly.

Take me home.

And I will wear a veil all my life for you.

These two? Here?

What are you two doing here!

And how did the worse of enemies

become the best of friends?

The day we vented out our anger

we became best friends.

That's fantastic, guys.

But where are the girls.

We'll talk about that later, first let's get something to eat.

I'm hungry. - Fine. Lunch is on me.

Okay. - Really? - Here you go.

Why you.. My wallet!

Thieves!

You picked my wallet!

Thanks.

I had to help.

Because a known enemy is far better than an unknown friend.

Oh my, God. What an adventurous story!

Then the girls must be famished.

Yes. - Then let's go tell the girls about the resort. - Yes.

Then let's go tell those girls about the resort.

Yes. - Come on.

Let's go. Let's go.

Why are you tiring yourself?

Henna! - Bobby!

Henna! - Bobby!

Henna!

Henna!

Are you fine?

Bobby. - Hey, it's Henna. - Yes.

Bobby! - Henna!

You know, Henna.

500 kilometres is made up of 5,00,000 meters.

500 kilometres?

You two walked 500 kilometres?

I don't know about a Ninja.

But we've become turtles.

We crawled back 600 kilometres.

You walked 500 kilometres and came back 600?

We were lost for 100 kilometres.

We searched the entire jungle

and brought this for you.

What are you doing? - The label!

I wanted to see it for one last time.

This one is for you. - Take it.

Thank you.

Eat..

Won't you two eat?

No. Seeing you eat is enough for us.

That was an empty stomach burp.

Our system is a complete mess.

And look, we've become friends now.

This place has had it effect on us as well.

And do you know what we brought for you?

Gulab jamun.

Gulab jamun!

Yes. I mean

a plum and a rose.

"I am in love with you.."

"I am in love with you."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"O' darling, do you know?"

"I am in love with you."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"This heart has made a mischief."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"How and when did this happen? It's a miracle.."

"I couldn't fathom anything at all."

"My hatred has also turned into love."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"I am in love with you."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"Let me do something.."

"Give this permission today."

"Let me do some thinking."

"Give at least this much time."

"Tell me, tell me, tell me.."

"Whatever you want to say."

"What is the hurry?"

"This is just the beginning."

"Even in pain, there is some relief.."

"Even in pain, there's relief."

"Even in pain, there's relief."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"I am in love with you."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"Dreaming.. I am dreaming"

"about the time we spent yesterday."

"Waiting.. I'm waiting."

"Waiting.. I'm waiting."

"Who knows when that time would come."

"Why is this distance?"

"For what is this separation?"

"Come into my arms."

"First, wear a head dress."

"What to say of situations I've been in."

"What to say of situations I've been in."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"I am in love with you."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"This heart has made a mischief."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"How and when did this happen? It's a miracle.."

"How and when did this happen? It's a miracle.."

"I couldn't fathom anything at all."

"My hatred has also turned into love."

"O' darling, do you know?"

"I am in love with you."

"O' darling, do you know?"

You try.

One more time. - Bring out the inner animal.

Watch again.

Watch again.

I cannot do it. How can you do it?

You've to bring out the animal inside you.

I have a suggestion. Give me your hand.

What a couple! Touch wood. What a couple!

Sir.. - Not sir.

Father-in-law.

Future father-in-law.

And to turn this future into your present

you will have to talk to your father about this.

No.. Why will he talk to Mr. JD?

He won't. - Hey, you.

What's wrong with you?

We aren't talking to your father!

No, sir. - Dear.

Call up Mr. JD. - Sure, sir. Sure.

Mr. JD. - I want to talk to my dad. Security, my phone.

Dad, it's your son.

Dad? - Yes, it's your son speaking.

JD. - Oh, Dad.

JD. - Oh, Dad.

I am in love.

Yes, Dad. Your son is in love.

I don't know about BBC, but I've got news for you.

I am in love.

What?

You don't like my choice.

Fine, Dad.

From now on, I will leave your house and live with them.

Henceforth, this is my house. I will stay right here.

He's leaving his father.

But his father won't leave him.

You leave it to me. - Dad, I am leaving you.

Son.

It's okay to leave your father but not his wealth.

What?

Do you love my wealth or me?

Wealth! No.. I love you.

If you want, I can get you two engaged tomorrow.

Dad, I'm getting engaged tomorrow.

Your son is getting engaged tomorrow. Bye.

Dad, I'm getting engaged tomorrow.

And you are not invited.

Son-in-law. - Father-in-law.

Come on, Henna.

What's going on? He left his father

and you fixed your daughter's engagement.

I have a plan!

What's the emergency?

Why did you call us at midnight?

To tell you about my father, JD.

If you're willing pay us 50,000 pounds extra

tell us about your father. Right?

I am serious, guys. - Just a minute.

Though fake, you talked to JD on the phone.

JD shouldn't learn about this lie at any cost. That's all.

I've known you since college. Why are you so scared of your father?

Fine, I am scared. I am a coward. Okay?

My father should never know about this. Coward.

Fine, let's forget it.

You will have to tell us today.

What do I tell you? - Tell us. - Jolly, tell us.

What is it? What is the problem? - Tell us..

You want to hear, don't you? Then listen.

No one knows about the secret that I am going to tell you today.

No one knows about the secret that I am going to tell you today.

Several years ago

the Gangapur area of Maharashtra was ruled by terror.

He was terror for the landlords, but a messiah for the villagers.

Even fear, feared him.

He was Dacoit Jagga.

He had only one weakness.

His childhood friend, superintendent of police

Batook Patel.

When the police from 700 villages couldn't catch him

Batook Patel asked him to surrender

for the sake of their friendship.

Hail the Goddess! - Hail the Goddess!

'Gangapur village council.'

I gave you my word.

And Jagga can die or kill

to keep his word.

You did the right thing, Jagga.

You explained it to me right, Batook.

The father's bad deeds can haunt the son.

The father's bad deeds can haunt the son.

And every son wants his father to raise his hands

in order to bless him, not to fire a gun.

I have another request. - What?

I want our friendship

to turn into a relation.

My daughter and your son.

Fine.

I give you my word.

My son will marry

only your daughter.

And I will plead to the government

to give Jagga minimum punishment.

So that he can start a new life soon.

Hail the Goddess! - Hail the Goddess!

"Jagga.."

"Jagga.."

"Jagga.."

JD. Which means, Jagga Dacoit.

After serving 14 years of imprisonment

Jagga has now become London's JD with his hard work.

I hid another thing from you. - What?

My real name isn't Jolly. - Then?

Only a dacoit can give his son such a name.

My real name is..

Jwala.

Jwala!

This is why.

This is why, I changed my name to Jolly.

Now look.

Don't give JD an opportunity to turn into a dacoit.

Don't even wander around my house, okay?

Now let's just concentrate on one thing.

Mission - Istanbul?

No. - Mission Kashmir?

No. - Mission Impossible?

No!

Mission engagement.

Mission engagement!

Yes.

Bless you.

Congratulations on your engagement, Jolly.

Congratulations, Jolly.

Today is a very jolly day for me.

Congratulations, children. Congratulations..

Bless you.

Sir, can I ask you something?

Yes, my boy. - Where are you taking us with a blindfold?

Stupendous surprise!

I love surprises!

"Father makes life difficult for us."

"Father makes life difficult for us."

"Father makes life difficult for us."

Come on, get down. Get down. - Get down.

Don't take your blindfold off.

We won't, sir..

Stand here. Stand here. That's it.

Now take off the blindfold. - Yes.

Do you like it? Are you shocked?

Do you like it? Are you shocked?

Are you stunned?

Jolly. This is your engagement gift.

Jolly got engaged!

Oh, God! Sir!

Oh, my God! This is my house.

Oh, my God! This is my house!

This is my father, Jagga Dacoit's house.

Jagga Dacoit.

How did you like my surprise?

There was once a price on his head

and now he has brought us here for a surprise.

Sir. Its mind-blowing from outside.

Sir. Its mind-blowing from outside.

Now let's go. - Hey. Quiet.

Shocked, right?

Shocked...

Why are you nodding your head? Is this your father's house?

Dad. - Oh, my God!

Hail the Goddess!

Jolly, only a son can calm his father down.

Go and emotionally handle him. Go on. Go.

Who are you?

Try to understand. - What's there to understand?

I can see everything clearly.

He thinks Jolly got engaged.

No one will come between father and son.

No one will.

Sir. I will have to interfere.

Because, Mr. JD, I am your son's new driver.

But also an old friend.

Your son made a mistake. Let it be.

He's your son.

And Mr. JD.

Every son wants his father to

raise his hands to bless him

not to fire a gun.

Every son wants his father to raise his hands to bless him

Every son wants his father to raise his hands to bless him

not to fire a gun.

Seems like you have given someone your word.

If your son's no more, what good is your promise?

Wow. No showdown.

Instead he's pacifying his father with his volume down.

This is our son-in-law.

I suggest, Mr. JD

give them a place in your heart and home.

Try to understand.

Until then I will break this relation. I give you my word.

And I've complete faith on my promise.

Because I am a devotee of Bhadrakali.

Hail the Goddess!

Hail the Goddess!

Hail the Goddess!

What the son did was wrong!

But is the father doing the right thing today?

Tell me.

A father is elder.

But he has a bigger heart as well.

If you forgive your son today, JD will lose

but a father will win.

No, don't cry.

Today a father has bowed before his son's happiness.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

Children. Come, take his blessings.

Come.

Wonderful mansion. By the way, what would be the square foot area?

Wonderful mansion. By the way, what would be the square foot area?

Around?

No answer. Come in, come on. - Let's go.

Come on.

What the.. I can understand Jolly taking blessings.

But why did the driver?

Something doesn't fit.

Something's not right.

"Lend me a kiss."

"And take Middlesex, Trafalgar square in return."

Stop it.

Jolly got engaged

and the driver's celebrating honeymoon with her.

Oh, God. Such a big mess.

I will go tell the boss right away.

Mr. Jolly. - Hey. How dare you!

Mr. Jolly. - Hey. How dare you!

How could he barge in like this?

Without knocking. - Come out. Come on.

What are you gesturing?

If I punch you, you'll keep doing that all your life.

Mr. Jolly. - What's this? Tell him to get out!

Hail the Goddess.

Have you lost your mind? - Mr. Jolly, let's go.

Get out of the room right now. - Try to understand.

Everything will be clear. See for yourself.

Get out. Next time if you attempt anything like this

I will throw you out of the house.

What do I say, Dad?

Save me, God.

Boss. He was inside.

Did you see that, sir?

She threatened to throw Mr. Jolly out in a single day.

I've started the spark, we've to wait until it turns into a fire.

Believe me. I am..

Do what you feel is right. - Yes, sir.

"She's taken the bait."

Oh, God. He's such a rascal. What a mess he's..

Sir..

You'll be really shocked to hear what I am going to say.

I think there's something in your mouth. Finish it

and then talk to me. - There's nothing.

I was saying..

The wrong man is hitting on your daughter.

What? - Yes, go see for yourself if you don't believe me.

Your girl's taken the bait.

You wait. - Yes. What wait?

"You're evergreen Henna."

What the..

The right man's inside with my daughter, you illiterate fool.

What kind of a father is he?

A groom cum driver for his daughter.

The father's a cheapskate and so is his daughter.

I swear something's fishy.

Mind-blasting shock absorbers.

What happened? - UK's Forbes magazine

has chosen Mr. JD as Man of the Year.

Taking his firms, companies, bonds

Mr. JD's personal assets accounts to five billion pounds.

Can you believe it? - Listen. - Yes.

He's here. - Mr. JD.

Good morning, Mr. JD. How are you this morning?

I've been sitting at your home since morning

like the third umpire to see your empire.

I would like to see your companies, office etcetera. But that is

if you don't mind. - Okay.

I am heading to the office, you can come along. - Wow!

Patil. - Yes.

Get the car. - Fine.

Hey, driver. Come here!

Why are they both coming together?

Driver, get the car quickly.

Jolly, you will come along, won't you?

Dad, coffee. - Why are you serving me coffee?

Give it to my future son-in-law.

One coffee, two people.

Now let's watch who she serves the coffee to.

Come, come on. Give him the coffee.

She is heading towards you. We'll be caught.

Serve coffee to Jolly. Come on.

Coffee.. Coffee..

What was that? Oh, no! - Lift him up!

Lift him up! - You should watch where you're going.

Look what he has done!

Good shot, Son-in-law.

You're playing beautifully. It's entirely my fault.

I always thought tennis is a two-player game.

You are playing beautifully. Carry on..

Great.

I am getting a call, Jolly.

But you continue playing.

Carry on.

Hello. - I wish you were here, Daboo.

Do you know where my daughter is?

JD's house. - JD?

Yes, JD.

But right now in front of my eyes.. - There's darkness, isn't it?

Wont you say "Superb" now?

Didn't I say, "Wait and watch".

I will get the richest son-in-law.

Now you know where you stand.

If JD's son is Chintu's son-in-law

If JD's son is Chintu's son-in-law

who is he?

Jolly. - Yes.

That's enough for today. Game set and match.

Come, I will take you on a long drive.

"Father makes life difficult for us."

"Father makes life difficult for us."

"Father makes life difficult for us."

Trouble. Big trouble!

Look.

Hide me. Hide me.

Jolly. Where are we?

I don't know about Slumdog

but this is a millionaire's house.

Millionaire.

Understand. - Where are you going?

I'll go handle Jagga. Don't worry. Go on.

Whose house? - Whose?

Whose. - Whose?

Whose? - Must be someone's.

Whose? - Must be someone's.

This is JD's house. - This is JD's house.

JD's house. This means, dacoit Jagga's house.

And his son is Jolly. Jolly's house, that means my house.

This is my house.

I haven't been home for a long time, so I forgot.

Has the colour of the house changed?

No but Jolly has. - What are you saying?

Should I go? No..

Hey. He's Chintu's son-in-law's servant.

Hey you, come here. Hey.

Why are you moving to and fro? Come here.

Should I go? No, no.

Come here. - I'm coming.

Sir! - What are you doing here?

Sir, your neighbour's son-in-law fired me.

But thanks to Mr. Jolly who gave me a job with Mr. JD.

Glory to Mr. Jolly. - Wow!

Superb. Superb. - Yes, sir.

So he's real Jolly.

Real Jolly? You doubted me.

No, never.

Come on, let's go. - Let's go. Let's go.

Not back. - Then?

I want to meet Mr. JD. - JD's here to see you himself.

I want to meet Mr. JD. - JD's here to see you himself.

I've understood everything.

I will fulfil the duty of a father.

You got engaged. But I will get you married.

And till they get married your all welcome to stay here.

Come.

Come, dear. - I am very happy, Mr. JD.

I am really very happy.

Thank you very much, sir. Thank you.. Glory to you.

How did this happen?

How did you do all of this?

I went to Mr. JD and said..

Mr. JD, Jolly's friend and his fiance are waiting outside.

Mr. JD, Jolly's friend and his fiance are waiting outside.

His father is against their marriage.

And I said, if you let Jolly's friend stay for few days

in your house and heart, Jolly will be really happy

and pleased, and according to my planning

Henna will be out of this house. - Wow.

But, Sunny, I can't believe this.

You convinced dacoit Jagga. - Yes.

It was no big deal for me. Really.

Leave me.

Leave me. - Please, sir.

Leave me. - I won't let go.

Please accept your son's friend, sir.

For the sake of Goddess Bhadrakali. - I said..

Hail Goddess Bhadrakali.

Hail Goddess Bhadrakali. - Fine.

Sunny.

Where are you lost?

Everything's set now.

Nothing's set yet.

Daboo and Chintu are here

to get their daughter married to JD's only son.

Oh, shit. That means if Daboo and Chintu come face to face..

Oh, no. - Oh, my God.

What are you doing here? - Why are you imitating me?

What are you doing here? - I am in my relative, JD's house.

There you go again. I am in my relative, JD's house.

You terrorizing octopus.

Trying to spread your tentacles here.

What are you doing here?

Security. - Security. - Security.

Security. - Calm down. Calm down, Father-in-law.

You want to know what that imposter is doing here.

I will tell you how this Chintu came here.

Actually, that muscleman

the one who's with the imposter.

Do you know who he is? - No.

He's my brother. - Brother?

Hold on.

He's an illegitimate son.

Illegitimate? - Yes.

Illegitimate? Whose?

Hers. Our maid, Simi's.

Where is she?

Look down, not up.

She's his mother?

Oh, no.

Such a big..

He had such a little affair.

"Oh, girl. You are mine. Oh, girl. You are mine."

"Oh, girl. You are mine. Oh, girl. You are mine."

"Oh, girl. You are mine. Oh, girl. You are mine."

"Oh, girl. You are mine. Oh, girl. You are mine."

"Oh, girl. You are mine. Oh, girl.."

Jolly, you've given me such a jolly news. Give me a hug.

Superb! Sixer! That's great.

All my life he taunted me as illegitimate.

And now he'll be branded as one.

Superb. Superb.

Every doctor wants his son to be a doctor.

Every actor wants his son to be an actor.

Destiny gave an illegitimate son

an illegitimate son-in-law.

The legitimate one ended up with the illegitimate one and I

ended up with the legitimate. Superb..

This is sad. - Indeed it is sad.

We're helpless before destiny. - Yes.

We're just puppets in its hands.

Now that they're engaged, what can we do?

Let's go with the flow.

So what if the son-in-law has such a big flaw?

Let's go with the flow.

My sympathies are with you. Cheer up.

His sympathies are with me?

He imitated me again.

Look, didn't I tell you that she'll be here?

Come on, I will make you successful.

Hey. Leave her hand. I say, leave it!

What are you doing here?

Go and live happily with both your wives.

Look, JLo. This is our personal matter.

And it's a big misunderstanding.

Tell her, Jai. - He's absolutely right.

I don't want to hear your nonsense.

Just leave. - JLo, hear us out. Please.

Hey, Jai. Better get lost.

Or else, you will get hit so badly that you won't be able to walk.

Jolly. - If you weren't in this condition I would have..

Jolly.. - Does he know what I would have had done?

Jolly.. - I would've picked him up

and banged him like this.

and banged him like this.

And then.. Rascal, you're fortunate that you can't stand up.

Otherwise I would've taught you a good lesson.

And then I would've smashed you like this.

Like this.. - Jolly.

Don't say that.. - Hey you, you don't know who I am.

Rascal. How dare you! You don't know who I am.

Oh, no.

Scoundrel. Why didn't you tell me earlier?

I was telling you.. 'Don't hit him..'

Couldn't you say it loudly?

Didn't you speak in Marathi when you were scared? - Yes.

I spoke in Sindhi when I was scared.

What?

Sosa.

Why the wheelchair?

Why walk, when you can ride?

My name is Sosa.

And I have appointed these bodyguards for moments like these.

Come on, baby. Enjoy!

M-Mr. Sosa. Wait, wait.

Now pick up that table, and smash it on them.

You, you, you. Kill him.

Who is he now?

Why are they making an entry one by one?

Relax. I will take care of them.

Kill them!

What now?

Those who are blessed by God

can do impossible things.

Kill him.

JLo, look. We brought two fake Jolly's to avenge Jai's father.

Everything was a lie. Let me explain you.

They are not my wives. I love you.

Are you fine? - Yes, JLo. I love you.

But I am still angry with you.

And I can forgive you on only one condition.

I accept all your conditions.

I accept! - What are you saying?

First ask her the condition. - Yes.

It can't be bigger than the problem we're currently in.

I accept. Done.

I accept. Done.

Fine. Then take me to your house. - What?

What? - What?

What? Jolly, this is my condition.

I don't want to take any risk now.

I am going with you, to your home.

And I will stay with you 24/7. I can say any lie you want me to!

But I am coming with you to your house!

Your driver got engaged.

Is this a true story or a new one?

This is a love story.

We just need your blessings.

Now you want him to bless drivers as well?

Why? - Why?

What's wrong with drivers? Don't they have a heart?

I am a devotee of Bhadrakali.

I've learnt only one thing.

I will bless them.

Then you'll allow us to stay here for a few days too, right?

It's a wedding atmosphere in the house.

More the merrier.

Fine.

Hold on. I will give my blessings too. But in a traditional style.

Yes. - I'll be right back.

Come, take his blessings.

Bless you. - Thank you.

Come on.

God bless! God bless!

Where did he go? - He left. - He's gone for a walk. - Yes.

That's okay.

Seek his blessings.

May you prosper, like me.

Next year, may you be blessed with a child.

Come, let me show you the baby making room.

What the hell!

What the hell is happening in this house?

What the hell is happening in this house?

I can't understand. No!

What kind of a father-in-law is he?

He's blessing his own son-in-law to have a child from another woman.

This is as fishy as a vegetarian eating fish.

Very fishy.

Let me find out. Right now.

"This is to my one and only."

"The only one that makes me lonely. That's right."

"I need you right now. Just to have you right here."

"Give it to me now.."

"Do you want me? Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me? Baby, come with me.."

"Right now.."

"Right now.."

"Do you want me? Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me? Baby, come with me.."

"Right now.."

"Right now.."

"Right now.."

"With you I want to live life."

"Irrespective of what happens."

"I'll make sacrifice play at your will.."

"Do you want me? Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me? Baby, come with me.."

"Right now.."

"Right now.."

"Tell me that you want me. I'm gonna be with you, right.."

"Right now.."

"Say you really want me. Tell me you really love me."

"Right now.."

"This moment is beautiful. Honey is with me and the moon too."

"You are my summer, and monsoon too."

"It is my intention to put out the light."

"Fill in the seats at the theatre of heart."

"Here and there wherever I see. I find only you."

"Do you want me? Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me? Baby, come with me.."

"Right now.."

"Right now.."

"Do you want me?"

"Do you need me?"

"I am in a romantic mood and you are also with me."

"My heart is mischievous. The atmosphere is very young."

"With your teasing, my heartbeat has increased."

"As if some poison got mixed in my body."

"Come, I will hide you in my heart."

"Do you want me? Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me? Baby, come with me.."

"Right now.."

"Right now.."

"With you I want to live life."

"Irrespective of what happens."

"I'll make sacrifice play at your will.."

"Do you want me? Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me? Baby, come with me.."

"Right now.."

"Right now.."

"Tell me you want me, need me. I'm gonna be with you.."

"Right now.."

"Right now.."

"Tell me you want me, need me. I'm gonna be with you.."

"Right now.."

Good morning, Mr. JD.

Good morning!

Good morning, Mr. JD.

Terrific house!

I got influenced by you and turned my house into a guesthouse.

I feel like giving you a tight slap!

No.. You can't do that. Behind the ear..

There's soap left behind Badal's ear. Clean it, please.

Hello. - My Jaggu's so nice.

He sat down for a bath.

The stool slipped from underneath him. Jaggu started laughing.

My Batook's so nice. He sat down for a bath.

The stool slipped from underneath him. Batook started laughing.

Jagga, you haven't forgotten our childhood shenanigans.

Hail the Lord!

Your friendship doesn't let me, Batook.

Hail the Goddess!

Then you wouldn't have forgotten

that we promised each other that we will get our children married.

Yes, I..

Actually, nowadays.. - No.. Not now, but tomorrow.

I'm coming on a jeep..

No.. I'm coming to London by plane!

I am bringing my daughter along as well. On the first flight, okay.

Send your son to pick me up. I have never seen him.

But I will recognize him using my years of police experience.

Then your son and my daughter will be together. Goodbye.

You.. - Trust me one last time like you did before.

I will take care of these temporary relatives.

And the permanent one that's arriving

will be received by your son.

How will you do that?

Hail the Goddess!

Come on, Parul, walk faster.

I am Batook Patel.

You're Jolly, right?

Yes.. - No. He's Mr. Jolly.

Then who are you? - What?

He's your driver.

'Maaro' driver. - 'Maaro' driver?

I haven't done anything. Don't hit me.

In Gujarati 'my driver' means 'Maaro driver'.

And she's my daughter Parul.

Isn't your name Jai?

Yes. - No. - What's with the confusion?. - Of course.

Jai's a short form. Jai for.. Jai for Jolly.

Yes. Jai for Jolly

Do you know him? - Yes.

Very good. That's like an icing on the cake!

Driver. - Yes. - Take the luggage. - Yes.

I'm sorry. Please come..

You need to keep him in control.

Now I get it.

You said that your daddy had selected someone else for you.

And you would want to marry her only.

All this time you knew that the girl was me.

What a surprise, Jai! I mean, Jolly. - Yes.

Really, what a surprise!

Come on, I want to see your house. - Me too.

"Father makes life difficult for us."

"Father makes life difficult for us."

"Father makes life difficult for us."

I am so happy to see you, buddy!

Let me give you a hug.

But why do you look worried? - No.. I'm not worried, I mean..

I get it. I get it. You are thinking

when this friendship will turn into us becoming in-laws. Right?

Don't worry. Consider it done.

Jolly and Parul already know each other.

Jolly and Parul already know each other.

Who is standing beside Jolly?

That's my driver.

Driver, did you have food?

You'll keep my family and me locked in the room for two days?

Like I said.

Our astrologer has said if you keep the family locked up for two days

it makes the family grow fonder. - I won't follow this ritual.

I don't know about the others but you'll have to follow this ritual.

He's outside.

What are you doing outside? - What are.. - JD..

We're in-laws now.

In-laws?

But we are his in-laws.

You heard it wrong. He's saying

that they are friends. - Who are the background artists?

They are family friends.

Distant relatives. - Yes.

That's why they are standing at a distance.

Let me show you your room.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let them see their room, and I will show you the bathroom.

There's a fire burning here, JD.

But since I met you my heart is at peace.

Why do you look so worried?

No, actually..

Actually, I.. - Watch it!

Be careful of your tongue, JD. It's worth a lot.

Your entire life changed because of that.

Your son's getting married also because of your word.

And you raised your son so well.

I must admit.

Because these days the boys in London are very advanced.

They bring their bride home without the consent of their parents.

Listen to me.

Five days later it's the 15th of August.

Let's fix Jolly's wedding date.

Let's fix Jolly's wedding date.

Fine, Jolly's wedding is fixed

for the 15th of August.

Yes.

Wedding is fixed on the 15th. Yes.

Yes.

For Chintu, Sunny is Jolly.

For Daboo, Max is Jolly.

For Batook, Jai is Jolly. And for JD, Jolly is Jolly.

According to Chintu, Sunny will sit with his daughter

in the wedding dais.

But according to JD, it's going to be Jolly.

According to Daboo, Max will sit with his daughter Bobby

in the wedding marriage dais.

And according to Batook, Jolly will sit with his daughter

in the wedding dais.

But Jolly wants to marry JLo.

Why are you trying yourself? Why are you trying yourself?

You've tired us. You've caused this entire confusion.

I don't know about Brad but we're in this pit because of you.

Because of me? - Yes, that's right.

Fight with this problem. Not amongst yourselves.

Fight with this problem. Not amongst yourselves.

You've finally become friends after such a long time.

Just a minute.

If we turn JD and Batook against each other

a lot of our problems can be solved.

But how is that possible? They both are best of friends.

Yes. - What were we?

Friends. - We were friends as well.

But we turned enemies because of a girl.

If we can get a beautiful girl between those two oldies

just watch the fun. - Hey!

You want to bring a girl between my father and his friend?

Are you crazy? - What are you trying to say?

You want to get a girl between these two old men.

Not a girl

but a beauty. She always nails her target.

Her name is Anarkali.

"I've even forgotten the head jewel for you"

"my beloved."

Mr. Batook has organised a small party.

Here?

"I've even forgotten earrings for you"

"my beloved."

"my beloved."

Let's go down. Or else, Mr. Batook will feel bad. Let's go.

"I've forgotten every thing for you"

"my beloved."

"For you.."

What happened after that?

"Leaving the lanes of her beloved Salim behind.."

"Leaving the lanes of her beloved Salim behind"

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Leaving the lanes of her beloved Salim behind"

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Looking at you I got charged up."

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Anarkali heads to the disco, heads to the disco.."

"Anarkali heads to the disco, heads to the disco.."

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Baby, rock the night, on the floor, hold it tight.."

"Anarkali, rock the floor tonight."

"One ruthless man"

"got me buried alive in the walls."

"Put surveillance on

the beats of my heart."

"I love freedom, I don't want to be under captivity now."

"Torture of the cruel, I don't want to endure now."

"Teach me hip-hop and to top the beat."

"Lead me in trance. Get me a chance."

"I want to wander, dance, and sway in the rhythm."

"I want to wander, dance, and sway in the rhythm."

"Leaving the lanes of her beloved Salim behind.."

"Leaving the lanes of her beloved Salim behind.."

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Looking at you I got charged up."

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Anarkali heads to the disco, heads to the disco.."

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Baby.."

"Now it would get popular"

"yours and mine love story."

"Your beauty has"

"just killed me."

Our plan is a hit. The old man is smitten.

"Give a little attention, kill my tension.."

"Your body is like a fire, I feel burn in your touch."

"You are like an atom bomb, even I am hot."

"Make me ice cold, make a beautiful mistake."

"You are the medicine of all pain."

"Leaving the lanes of her beloved Salim behind.."

"Leaving the lanes of her beloved Salim behind.."

"Leaving the lanes of her beloved Salim behind.."

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Looking at you I got charged up."

"Anarkali goes to the disco.."

"Anarkali heads to the disco, heads to the disco.."

"Anarkali heads out.. She heads out."

"Anarkali heads to the disco.."

"Anarkali heads to the disco."

"Anarkali heads to the disco." - Stand quietly.

She was with me last night. She was asking about you.

She wants to meet you, sir.

If you say such nonsense

I'll give you a tight slap you.

Do you think I'll meet her? Never.

Then she'll come see you.

Stop your nonsense. - That's what she was saying

Stop your nonsense. - That's what she was saying

not me.

Fine.

I will tell Sarla that you can't meet her.

Who..

Who is Sarla?

She is Anarkali for this ruthless world.

Her real name is Sarla.

But

Sarla was Jolly's mother's name. - No.

Jolly's mother? - Yes.

Sarla? - Yes.

You must meet her now.

Please meet her. I insist.

Anarkali was asking about me? - Yes.

Give me her phone number. - Right away.

Let it be. - Why? Doesn't seem nice. - Why?

I am here for my daughter's marriage.

It won't look appropriate.

Are you sure? - Yes.

Fine, then I will tell Hetal.

Hetal?

Who is Hetal? - Anarkali.

She is Anarkali for this ruthless world.

Her real name Hetal is on the passport.

Why? What's wrong?

Parul's late mother's name was Hetal as well.

What?

What a coincidence.

Then sir, you must meet Hetal once.

Hetal. Hetal.

Hetal. Hetal.

Mr. JD! You are here!

I..

I love fools. - What?

Come, sit. Sit. Come.

Oh, God!

You wanted to meet me. Why?

You wanted to meet me. Why?

Even I don't have an answer to that question.

But yes, I did want to meet you once.

You dance very well.

I mean, you sing very well. - Stupid.

You are too much, Mr. JD.

J... JD.

Though a little, you danced really well.

I can't dance.

Last night the boys gave me a few drinks

so my legs started swaying to the beats, Hetal.

Sorry. I mean, Anarkali.

Oh, Batook.

It sounds so nice when you say Hetal.

Just once, for my sake, call my real name.

Sarla.

It sounds so nice to hear you say Sarla.

Wow.

You are so nice.

I wonder why people try to demean wealthy people.

I wonder why people try to demean wealthy people.

Who? Who are you talking about?

No.. Actually your friend, Batook, really likes you.

But when I said that I want to meet you

he straight away refused.

He said that if I meet you

my image and reputation will be ruined.

Because there's a

shameful past connected with you.

Shameful past? Mine?

Batook was saying that you were a dacoit.

And you were lying that you were a feared dacoit.

JD was saying that you spread a rumour

that you are a retired police commissioner.

He was saying that you were a coward.

That you were just a low-down constable.

That you have never even killed a rat.

You would steal loose change from blind beggars.

Jagga!

Batook!

Today you've lost respect in my eyes, JD.

You really have.

We all know

who has lost respect, Batook.

Today you proved one thing, JD.

You can change a person's name but not the person.

You're the one who has changed.

I feel disgusted to call you my friend.

You broke all old relations to make a new one.

So, today I reject your son's proposal. - Dad.

Who are you to reject it?

I reject your daughter's proposal.

Jolly.

Jolly. You won't marry Parul

but your original choice Henna.

Are you happy?

Let it be.

I will get my daughter, Parul, married in a respected family.

Parul, I'll go get my luggage right now.

I can't live without you, Jai.

I can't live without you.

Even I can't live without you, dear.

But these two.. - Try to understand, sir.

The father's good for nothing.

And so is the daughter.

She's flirting around with the driver.

Batook's daughter is having an affair with the driver.

And he was looking for a respectable family.

Give them your blessings.

And you will get your revenge.

Come on, take your revenge.

On the 15th August.. - Listen here. It's for you.

These two will get married as well.

Thank you, sir.

What are you doing there?

Come on.

Come on.

Good day. - Move aside.

Insolent chap!

Congratulations.

15th August.

Prepare for Jolly's marriage.

Jolly. - Yes!

Yes!

Come.

Come along.

Max.

Everyone's father knows

except for my father.

Ranjeet, I am confused.

Tell me your problem.

I love Derek. But I also love Andrew.

Whom should I marry?

If you choose A, you'll definitely miss B.

And if you choose B, then A.

I think you should go for C.

Because long time no see. - I didn't get it.

Let me explain.

Flirt with me.

By the way, I am free after nine.

Place is yours or mine?

I will sleep over it.

Sleep over me.

Excuse me. - Squeeze me. - Shut up.

Excuse me. - Squeeze me. - Shut up.

Ranjeet.

Come here. God bless me.

Sunny. Hi, Max. - Hi.

How are you, my boy? How are you?

I don't know about the 20th century

but you're the real fox. Fox! - Come on, man!

Now return the watch that you just stole.

Wow. - No joking around with him.

No joking around with him. - Sorry.

I'm sorry..

Look, son. You're still a novice.

But, sir. Sunny's just like you.

Max, he can't be like me just because he imitates me.

And barking doesn't make one a dog.

You know.

He's hasn't laid his hand on any girl yet.

What? - I am ashamed of him.

What? - I am ashamed of him.

What? - Yes. - Sunny, is this true?

You're insulting me in front of my friend.

I am the one who's feeling insulted.

Dad, you'll be proud of me tomorrow.

We'll be laying our hands on the real deal tomorrow. - Yes.

We'll marry the girls and take all their money and leave them.

Dad, that marriage dais will be our ATM counter.

And the marriage certificate will be our blank cheque.

I taught you swindling, cheating and stealing.

But I never taught you to break anyone's trust.

You two will marry those girls and then leave them.

You'll ruin their lives!

Children.

Never break anyone's trust.

Son, I met a lot of girls in my life.

But he married only the one he loved.

And that was your mother.

Understand.

Think about it.

I'd heard that love could awaken the worse of people.

I think, love has changed evil people like us as well.

Max. Can't say about the rapist

but my father did the job of a therapist.

Let's go.

Bloody cheaters!

You toyed with our feelings!

We never want to see your faces again.

Jai, you love Parul.

You want to marry her, don't you?

But Jai..

Will you hurt Mr. Kapoor for that?

Will you avenge my insult?

Is this what I taught you, son?

Fathers are always right.

Who are they, dear? - Dad, they are my friends

Sunny and Max. - Hello, uncle.

Hello, son. - Hello.

How are you feeling now? - I'm good, dear.

I thought that after your coma

your life would come to a full stop.

Full stop? - Don't be so kind too him.

That's enough.

Jai, keep this money.

We cannot do your job now.

What? - Sir, we're leaving now.

Have you filled an organ donor card?

Come on. What are you..

We thought over it.

What you two did with us was wrong.

But you could've done worse.

But you could've done worse.

And whatever you two did

at least, it brought us close.

And maybe our fathers

who are bitter enemies can be come together again.

With that hope, we're here to say something.

Sunny.

Will you marry me?

I don't know about Daler

but I have adorned your name's Mehndi.

We will get married, won't we?

Are you crazy?

How will we get married?

Did you forget? - He's right.

So many marriage daises. So many Jolly's.

And so many fathers.

Why are you tiring yourself?

Why are you tiring yourself?

My father's amongst them all.

The father of all. Jagga, the dacoit!

The father of all. Jagga, the dacoit!

And tomorrow, we're all getting married.

Welcome. Welcome.

Here's the foreigner. Duke of Wellington.

Hello. - Hello. - Congratulations.

Welcome. Welcome.

Mr. Duke, I have drunk a lot of your lemonade.

Top.

Oh, my God! Prince Charles! Prince Charles!

Welcome.

It's a very joyous, pleasure

to attend the UK man of the Year son's wedding.

It's an honour, JD.

Sorry. - Sir. The bride's father. Sir..

Make yourself comfortable. Make yourself comfortable.

Take care.

Watch ahead. There'll be bigger personalities arriving.

Mamma mia..

Normally, climax comes after the marriage.

But here the climax is along with the marriage.

Flowers. Flowers. Shower it.

Mr. JD. Mr. JD.

You're very fortunate to have got a chance to meet me.

I am joking.

Kapoor and company, where is my commission? My commission.

Beauties, come and sing with me.

Excuse me, London's waiter.

Go get me a cold drink.

Hey, horrendously dressed fool.

Who let you in?

Don't you know Aakhri Pasta? - No..

I run London's most successful marriage bureau.

For cartoons like you

I've even started a mobile marriage bureau

Press 1 for engagement.

Press 2 for marriage.

And to get married again

choke your wife to death.

I am joking. - Hey, Bombay duck, come here.

Your father must have seen

your pregnant mother's stomach and asked..

'This is our child, right?'

And she must have replied 'Yes'.

And then she must have turned to the driver and said..

'I am joking'.

Mamma mia.

Go get me a cold drink.

Go!

The guests have arrived.

The guests have arrived.

The auspicious time is passing by.

Let's get on with the marriage, Come on. - Come.

Call the brides.

Now call the grooms.

Jolly!

What is happening here?

Show us your face.

Sunny. - What is it?

According to dad, I am marrying Henna

and you're marrying JLo.

What now? - Why are you tiring yourself?

I've made all the arrangements.

What's going on now?

Priest, begin the ceremony. - Stop!

This marriage cannot take place!

Wow, JD!

First, you break our friendship.

Then, our break their relation.

Then, you make my daughter elope

and then get him married to your son.

You're still a dacoit.

This man who you all know as JD

what he was in reality?

what he was in reality?

Do you know who he is?

He's a dacoit from Gangapur area in India.

Murderer. Plunderer.

Ouch!

JD! A dacoit!

A bandit.

Jagga, the dacoit!

Batook!

See.

Who told you that your daughter is marrying my son?

What's all the confusion about?

Look, he's JD's son.

He's not my son.

He's the driver.

JD has only one legitimate son.

And everyone knows who he is.

We just need to uncover his face. - No, Dad, please.

He's not my son either.

He's not his real son.

His real son is there.

We just need to uncover his face.

You fool. This is his son.

He is not my son either.

He's not.

Then who is JD's son?

I am JD's real son, Jolly.

I will explain how and why all this happened.

Dad!

Enough! That's enough!

If they're bad, what are you, Dad?

If they aren't worthy of being called your son-in-law

are you worthy of being called a father?

You set out to get your daughter married to JD's son.

But before that did you even bother to ask for our approval?

You only used your daughter like toys.

You just wound the keys and let them loose.

Go on, fall in love.

Now that we are in love, you are doing this?

I feel ashamed to call you my father.

Bobby.

If you want to slap someone, slap me.

All my life I called you illegitimate

instead of calling you brother.

I always humiliated the one I should have respected.

If I wouldn't have bothered about legitimate and illegitimate

this wouldn't have happened today.

Daboo.

Chintu couldn't understand the important of relationships.

Not at all.

Forgive me, please.

Chintu. Don't blame yourself.

Don't forget, I am your elder brother.

I left no opportunity to malign you.

Forgive me please.

Forgive me.

Don't say that.

Mamma mia! What a happy ending.

Let me take a family picture.

Everybody say cheese. - Cheese!

Oh, God!

Dacoit Jagga! - Dacoit Jagga! - Dacoit Jagga! - Dacoit Jagga!

Dacoit Jagga is back again.

Now you are all in trouble.

You've compelled the dacoit inside me

to awaken again.

The first person that I will shoot with this gun is..

You!

Jagga the Dacoit!

Jagga the Dacoit!

Dacoit. Jagga the Dacoit!

Why are you tiring yourself?

No..

Hail the Goddess.

He's gone crazy!

Run! Run!

Run!

Come out.

You have awakened Jagga.

Even the police from 700 villages were scared of Jagga.

What do you think?

You're going to be buried into the ground alive.

Why are you scared?

You are close to us. Boss.

He's our customer!

Jolly.

What is this?

Jolly's here, Jolly's there. How many Jolly's?

Now face your father's gun.

No, hear me out. - Boss.

Max. Relax.

The dacoits have surrounded you.

So, it's better that you surrender.

I don't know about John

but Jagga won't spare you.

Boss!

3210. Fire.

Are you suffering from acidity?

The boy's taken the bait.

Boss.

What the...

What the...

Where did he go?

Boss.

Turn around.

Fire.

The gun's jammed.

Run!

Hide. Hide.

JD respects me a lot.

I will go and make him all right.

Give me a white handkerchief.

JD. JD.

I know that you won't shoot me.

Because you respect me.

Save me.

The fool.

He's gone crazy.

I could've been dead had the bullet hit me. Rascal.

Mr. Jagga..

At least listen to your friend, Prince Charles.

Stop, JD. Stop. You're not in Gangapur.

You're a taxpaying member of the British Empire.

In the name of queen and country

put down your weapon.

Mamma mia, Camilla.

Sunny.

Sunny.

Come out.

Where are you running?

Sunny. Are you okay? - Sunny.

Who do you think you are?

First you put JD to sleep and awakened Jagga.

Now you have put Jagga to sleep and awakened JD again.

Now you have put Jagga to sleep and awakened JD again.

Give me a hug.

Dad, are you all right? - Superb. Superb.

That was great.

Sir, when everything's ending happily

why don't you adopt my son-in-law.

Just give him half your wealth. Only half.

Brother, now you are dubbing my lines.

Sir, he's a good boy.

Adopt him and give him the wealth.. - Shut up!

Today

all three fake Jolly's will get married.

But you won't get married to him. - Why?

She will marry Jwala.

Jwala? Ew!

Cut it. Superb.

Superb.

Give me a hug.

The wall's falling down.

Left.

Get some ice.

Not like this.

Naughty.

Mr. JD, you're too much.

What else did he say?

Enough! Take it to that length.

Jolly.

I can see your nose.

Gulab jamun!

How will we get married?

Shut up, Bobby. - You shut up.

Dad.

Look who I brought along.

Beauty.

Beauty.

Beauty.

Dad, she's your daughter-in-law.

Dear.

Dear.

Dad, give her a hug sideways.

Driver. Take this.

Have some groundnuts.

And action.

Mamma mia.

I love you.

But I'm still angry with you. - Why?

Anoint him with the whiskey.

Cut it.

Sajid Nadiadwala. - Nadiad, come on.

Get up, get up, your famous step.

Great!

Your movie's a hit, the results are out.

You don't have to cry over it.

We'll roll over it. - Yes, he is right.

Everyone's out.

Gone are those days. - It's the age of multiplexes.

It's all bottles and things now.

What's bottle got to do with this?