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Hello. Oh, you scared me.

Sorry. The door's open.

Oh, well, it is an open house. Yes.

I'm Chanel. Oh, Tommy.

Nice to meet you.

Would you like to show me around?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm sorry. This is my first listing, so I'm pretty new to this. But,

yeah, follow me.

Lead the way.

Sorry.

No problem.

So this is the kitchen, obviously.

Everything's new. Everything's updated.

So new sink, new oven. It was updated not that long ago.

Oh, and the fridge is great. It's a beautiful fridge.

And it works so well.

And it's like super cold.

And you can fit so many things in there.

It's huge.

I like it.

The living room.

Of course. So

here's the living

room.

Everything's up to date, and I think the owner might throw in some furniture as

well. What do you think?

It's nice.

Just nice?

Well, actually, it's not entirely what I expected, but I think it'll do.

Well, I mean, the owner's very motivated, so I think there's room for

negotiations.

Wonderful. Upstairs. Yeah, let's go.

Nice.

Let's see.

Would you mind lying down with me?

Excuse me?

Well, you're about my girlfriend's size. I just want to see if this bed would do.

Um, okay.

What do you think? This is good. Yeah. This will do.

Great. Follow me to the bathroom.

Okay.

Here's the bathroom. It's been completely remodeled.

And there is great water pressure.

I'm ready to make it all.

Seriously? Yeah.

Full asking price.

Oh my god, this is...

This is amazing.

Let me get you all the paperwork.

I just have it right here waiting for you to sign.

There's one thing I have to catch.

Okay. I want to see you use the shower.

Oh, I told you. I promise you there's great water pressure.

No, I don't think you understand.

I actually want to see you in the shower.

Um, I mean, I... I don't think I can do that. It's not my house.

Well, then I guess...

I don't need going.

No, no, no.

Don't be silly.

I have so many more rooms to show you.

But I don't want to see any more rooms. I want to see you in the shower, naked

and wet.

I'm married.

Don't you want to make your first big sale?

Well then, get in.

Let's see.

Hmm.

Bigger than your husband?

Let me give you a closer look.

Um...

Ah!

Ugh!

Thank you.

You don't want to see it. It just looks like every other master bedroom.

You know what? Maybe you could just let me tidy up a bit, and then you can come

in and have a peek.

I'll be back.

What are you doing?

Look, if you want me to buy this house, you better make me come.

Why are you giving?

I feel those fucking socks inside of me.

cheek open.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Come here.

Thank you.

Go, go, go, go. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.

Oh, that's great. Oh, that was fun.

Oh, my God.

Stay right there. Stay there, baby.

That's good.

Oh my god.

I think she's gonna be a great real estate agent.

Really? Yeah.

She sold me on the house. And me.

I'll count her off then.

I'm so good at this. We'll do the time check.