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What?

Maybe this year Santa will bring us a new toy.

Or maybe a new deck of cards. We can't really play any games with missing

cards.

I don't know why you guys are wasting your time with those lists. We're not

going to get anything like always.

Why do you have to be so pessimistic? Johnny and I still have hope.

And, you know, hope is important.

I wouldn't say I'm a pessimist. I'd say I'm more of a realist.

I just kind of hope my mommy will come to pick me up.

He never does. It's been 21 years.

Maybe this time you'll get it. You know, it's the season for believing, Johnny.

Yeah, you're right. I'm going to wish for that.

Yeah, you should.

I am too.

And that deck of cards.

It would be great to have a new mommy.

This is where he sleeps and everything.

And I can't thank you and your husband for the contributions that you give to

the church.

Because without your contributions, we wouldn't even have a tree, not unless

gifts for the boys. I want to thank you.

Oh, Father, that means so much to me.

You know, I really enjoy helping and donating whatever I can do to help

around here. Anything, you let me know.

Oh, thank you very much.

You should read their letters this day. It would break your heart.

Okay. Okay, I'm going to get some letters that you can read.

Wow.

Dear Santa Claus, thank you for everything.

Now I need a mom. That's all.

I wanted it for mom for Christmas.

It's so sweet.

Poor baby.

Wait, can you meet them?

Yes, you can. I'll go get them.

Okay. I know. Be glad to meet you.

Guys.

Deliver to mom.

This is so heartbreaking.

Mom, pretty, nice, big heart, sees me, loves me,

and stays forever.

This is so sad.

Miss June, the boys, you guys, Miss June

and her husband,

contribute a lot to the church and the orphans.

So I need you to be on your best behavior.

Yes, Father. Thank you.

Hi. Hi.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm Johnny.

Johnny.

So nice to meet you, Johnny. So nice to meet you also.

Yeah.

I read your letter.

Oh, you did?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, wow.

I'm Nicky. Nicky, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.

Hi.

I'm Danny.

Nice to meet you, Danny.

So nice to meet all of you.

Nice to meet you.

Are you going to be on your mommy?

Not exactly your mom, but...

Perhaps I can help you guys get nicer things.

And, I don't know, talk to my husband.

Well, thank you so much. It's our first Christmas with real trees.

Last year, we had a twig.

Johnny did a really good job decorating it, though. He put the thaw on it. It

was just a twig.

Yeah. But anyways, so will you be our new mom? Well, let's talk about that.

Why don't we have a seat here?

Oh.

A mattress would be hard, I guess.

Yeah. Yeah,

we do need a new one. This is very hard.

So you read our letters, right?

Yes, I read the letters.

Did you write this one?

I sure did.

It's my name. Yeah, it looks like it's backwards letters.

Oh, that's not nice.

It's okay.

And who wrote this letter? That was mine.

Okay.

Well, it got delivered to, uh, not, not mom, not mom.

It got delivered to me.

Wow. What about your letter?

Oh, yeah, that was my letter right there.

Okay. Like, I'm somebody who gives me lots of attention and love for me.

So why don't we make a list of things to get together? We can, uh, Make a list of

things that you want, and we can figure out what... Yeah, you're

getting there. I'm very curious.

Since you're not our mom, what are you?

Our gift?

I am a gift.

Oh. You are a gift. We are so grateful to have you here. Yeah.

We love your presence.

Yeah. Your presence is a present.

Yeah, oh that's very sweet We're getting goosebumps.

Is it cold in here?

Maybe it's a little too warm. Yeah, maybe yeah Don't

worry. Okay Just keep reading our letters, okay

Dear Mrs.

Or Mr. Santa Claus. I can't read all.

It says, thank you for everything now.

I need a mom. That's all.

That's all.

That's all you want? You could be like a mommy to us. I mean, I can't make any

promises, but we can see what we can do.

And then this letter, and this one says, Santa bike, rollerblades, important

mommy.

And this one says, pretty, nice, big heart, feeds me, loves me.

You guys, you're not being too rough with our wonder pack, are you? Oh, no

bother. No bother. Of course not.

They're very nice gentlemen.

Okay. I just want to make sure everything's cool.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

So, when did you guys write these letters?

Um, last week. Last week, yeah.

Okay. Well, that's nice.

Father said if we rode them that we would actually be able to eat for a

week. Yeah.

Oh.

So, we rode them and we got to eat for a week.

That's nice. I know. I'm glad we got to eat for a week. Yeah. I did want a bike,

but I think you're a much better person than a bike.

I can get you a bike.

Both? Okay. Yeah.

You can have whatever you want for Christmas. Oh, my goodness. That's

amazing. Thank you.

You guys are very curious.

Well, we don't have much girls come around here.

Oh. Yeah.

No mommy to give us any affection.

Oh. Yeah.

Well, I see you guys have gotten well acquainted.

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely, Father. Thank you so much for being here. Well, I'm going to be in

the good hands of the boys.

Because I've got some church matters that I've got to take care of. Okay.

Okay? Mm-hmm. You seem to be having a good time.

They're lovely. Thank you. Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you.

Oh, wow, Miss June.

You're amazing.

Yeah. Why, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Maybe the best Christmas ever because of you. Best Christmas ever.

You boys are very incredible.

Yeah. You might need to give a sizable donation back.

Is that right?

Yeah. It's only fair.

I did promise the father that I would give a great donation back.

We'll give you a donation back.

Okay.

What kind of donation is that?

We can show her.

Okay.

Wow.

What a nice solution.

Wow.

Wow. You men are... men.

Miss June.

We wrote for you in our letters.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. We did.

Yeah? I had exactly you in mind when I wrote them.

Oh, wow.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

You're everything I would have dreamed of.

And more.

Oh, wow. This makes me so happy.

Oh, yeah.

Well, Have you ever been to Disneyland?

Or like a theme park? It's a theme park. Oh, no. We don't even know what those

are. Oh, it's amazing.

No, we've never been.

Maybe you can take us.

Yeah, a family road trip. Yeah, a family road trip.

Will the father come too?

Of course, I hope he does.

Yeah, Father would love to come. He is the Father.

If he's the Father and we're the sons, I think that kind of makes you the Holy

Spirit, doesn't it?

Maybe.

Something like that.

Yeah, didn't you take us to, like, dinner or laser tag?

Yeah, pizza.

I love pizza. Yeah, we can do all of that laser tag.

Have you ever been to laser tag?

Oh, we heard about it in the movies.

Uh-huh.

But we've never actually been.

Oh, no.

I bet it's really fun. Oh, we must go, yeah.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

Oh, my gosh.

I bet you're going to help teach us and show us a lot of cool things we never

knew before.

Yeah, whatever you want me to teach you, I can. I will try my best.

You're the best, Midge. Yeah, you're the best.

Yeah.

What's your favorite thing to do? What are your hobbies?

Well, ball in a cup.

Yeah, that's really fun.

Yeah? It's really fun.

Kick the can.

What else do you like to do?

Um, we like to watch, um, TV, you know?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. We only have one. We all got a crowd around it.

Yeah, it's only, you know, 25 inches.

Do you take turns watching TV at school?

We do.

Oh, that's so nice.

Yeah. You guys are like a little family.

Yeah, we like taking turns.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Oh, my gosh. Are you sure you don't want to

adopt us?

That would be awesome.

I have to think about it with my husband.

In a few years, you'll be much older.

I'm sure until then now you can help us out like this all the time.

I'd be more than honored to.

What about yours, Danny?

Green. What about yours, Nikki?

Purple.

What's your favorite color, Miss June?

I like pink.

I like pink.

June,

we didn't know you were so naughty.

They're a saint.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I love breath-feeding. I was never breath-fed as a child.

That's so unfortunate.

What

about

you? Were you breath-fed as a child?

No, I wasn't.

Hey, Mickey, let me get a turn.

Okay.

June, how are you enjoying your time without the orphanage?

I am, yes.

I'm having so much fun.

I'm having so much fun.

Do you guys have a car? Have you ever driven a car? No.

None of us have any licenses or anything.

Nothing at all?

No.

I'm so excited for Christmas.

Yeah, me too.

You are too.

Have you ever built a snowman?

No. I did once.

I was very little.

I've never even seen snow.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Maybe we can all go on a nice vacation.

Oh, yeah.

I like that, yeah.

Danny, I think you should bend over and talk to yourself.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Yeah,

drip off your bullet.

school together?

No, I met them all at the orphanage.

And here they have their own school.

Father Frankie is a really good teacher.

the best.

Jim, we love using you.

Oh, yes.

What do you want

for Christmas?

I think we already got what we wanted.

Maybe some new clothes?

Okay, we can do that. What about that new...

gaming system, right, Nikki?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that trip to Dickenland.

Oh, that's cool, too.

Oh, boy.

It's going to be a great Christmas.

Nikki,

come take care of it.

Do you love your boys?

Yes.

So it's official, you're going to be our new mommy?

No.

I need to think about it. I can never be a real mom.

Maybe I can be like, you're not mom.

Okay, we can convince you.

Maybe you're not mommy.

Okay. Yeah.

Just like that, not mommy.

Have you been naughty or nice to Christmas?

I think I've been very nice.

What about you?

Same.

Father Frankie teaches us to be, you know, on our best behavior.

No cursing.

Bedtime at 8.

And we need to share our toys. That's the most important lesson.

Yeah, we always have to share our toys.

But Nicky, Nicky, he always forgets to share.

I'm sorry, Johnny, here, you can come over here.

It's a Christmas miracle.

Yes it is.

Such a good multitasker

It's a pillow, doesn't it? Yeah, it's special.

Right. Of course.

Oh, God, Ms. June.

Oh, man.

Nick is going to need a new bed after this.

Sure.

Can you get me a new bed, Ms. June?

Of course.

I'll get you one with a mattress.

There you go. Oh, God, Ms. June.

Oh man, Nikki's gonna need a new bed after this. So strong.

Yeah, you got me a new bed in the gym.

Of course. I'll get you one with a mattress.

What? They come with a mattress?

What? They come with a mattress?

Yeah,

I love your titties flopping like that.

Love them on your titties.

This is so much fun.

Is it as fun as dick cleaning?

Dick cleaning is amazing.

I need a mom's warm hug.

For real.

Anything for you, not mommy?

Like my voice.

She doesn't love us yet.

I think it's your turn. Okay.

Oh, okay.

You got it, Johnny.

Okay.

Oh, boy.

Oh,

boy.

This feels amazing.

Oh yeah, spit on it, Ms. Jones, spit on it.

Merry, Merry Christmas!

It's your birthday.

Let me pump you in.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Johnny, what about sharing our toys? Yeah, Johnny, what about sharing?

Right, about that.

All right, Nick, it's your turn.

Gosh. Oh, no, Nick, I almost broke your lamp.

Don't do that.

It takes, like, five years for me to get another lamp.

Oh, no.

Did we say that?

people save the best for last.

I mean I guess we'll see.

What do you want for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is you

Oh Nicky, it looks like you're close.

Very funny.

Best Christmas ever.

What about you guys?

Nick, you need to share.

Come on.

We want to come on Miss June also.

Oh, come on. For a hefty donation.

Oh, you guys.

Oh, God.

ice cream on that christmas cake oh yeah she needed some milk for her cookies is

that the figgy pudding yes wow well

you

guys be good and please take care of father frankie oh we will okay thank you

Thank you, Ms. June.

Thank you, Ms. June.

Hope you donate.