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Somewhere, in a realm that exists parallel to Earth, between Heaven

and Hell, exists a being that rules over all the garbage,

all the trash cans, and all the dumpsters,

all the other places that waste light.

This being is known with universal fear.

Its name?

Prashula.

The following tale you're about to see is one that might be just too

fantastical to be believed.

It involves a killer dumpster, killer trash, blood, gore, and a rumpled stilt

-skinned figure named Ard Buckets.

we're about to witness is the erstwhile story of a man who unwittingly found

himself entering a universe of garbage few knew exists so sit back and enjoy

the story that some say is one hundred per cent true

That's okay, though. Can you just tack it on to the next one?

I know that's coming due soon.

I really don't want you to get hit with any more penalties.

Though, how our thing.

Crazy not being married anymore, huh?

That reminds me. The lump sum you were supposed to pay was 30 grand.

To date, you've only managed to pay 25 of that.

I really don't want to be a stickler here, but that is what the judge said

that you owe me.

All right. You don't need to call me back. I know you're busy.

Just... Please take care of that financial stuff so we can move past

this.

This is bad.

This is really, really bad.

Hello, James. It's Steven.

I just spoke with Ellen's attorney. We went back and forth on everything.

I made sure all of your concerns were known.

I also made it clear that we were going to fight them tooth and nail on

everything, which is exactly what I did for the last ten minutes.

So, it looks like Ellen's going to get everything she wants.

They made a few concessions in some areas, but overall, she's going to get

everything.

So, I'm sorry things didn't go more our way.

I'll have Marie from my office call you to set up a payment plan.

Talk soon.

And be good to yourself.

It can always be worse, right?

Okay.

What is that guy doing?

Thief.

Well,

I gotta get this place cleaned up.

Ah!

I don't think you guys really are comprehending what I'm saying. I just

saw a man get beheaded.

His head was cut off.

You think it was an owl.

Okay. That's what it was. An owl beheaded somebody.

Yeah, that's how it works. That's what owls are known for. Not for being on

trees saying who.

Would you listen to me and take me seriously for one minute?

Can I at least give you my address so someone can come out and see this?

Why would I give you my address?

Because I just told you.

No!

A man was beheaded outside.

There's no body.

It's just the head.

And I don't even know if that's there.

Could you at least come down and launch an investigation?

Look, I'm a taxpayer.

I know what services are available to me. And this is certainly one of them.

When somebody calls to tell you that someone's been decapitated, that might

be something you want to come out and investigate.

Does that make sense? I see it this way, as you should see it the same way, that

I am your boss, technically.

And if it's not an owl, would you quit saying it's an owl?

I'm the one who pays your salary.

Not technically comes out of my... No, but my taxpayer dollars do. You're

arguing with me with a decapitation. Do you realize that you're doing that right

now? This is your best thinking.

It's to argue with me about somebody who is decapitated.

So, I know what I saw.

I saw somebody get decapitated.

Now, would you please send someone down for an investigation?

Because to be honest... Hello?

Everything in my life. Everything in my life.

You know?

Everything in my life.

Always something.

In what seems to be the ultimate disconnect from reality, a man named

James Lomby called the Poobell police saying that he witnessed a dumpster

decapitate another human being.

After insisting to the police that he in fact witnessed the dumpster brandish a

blade and slice off a man's head, the police promptly placed a wellness check

on Mr. Lomby.

After talking with him for an hour, the officers said that while not a prank,

Lomi appears to have too many things wrong with him for the officers to offer

any meaningful help.

They suggested he, quote, make some friends, get out more, and see a

dentist, end quote.

Next up in sports, it's a dumpster fire out there, folks.

James, listen to me, please.

I know, I know that this is a tough time. Divorce is absolutely devastating.

You know your mother and I went through this. Your grandfather and grandmother

went through this. This will tear you apart. It is unbelievably tough for

everybody involved.

Every day seems to be so, so tough. You wake up and you've got this heavy weight

of divorce on your back.

But you know what?

You will get through it. It will be tough.

Every day will be a little bit better. You see some light through the end of

the tunnel.

I'm saying this now. It probably is going in one ear and out the other, but

trust me, I've won that way. I've been that way. I've taken that road.

You will get through this. I know that you're looking at me. I know you've got

big academic degrees. I know you're a professor.

You don't believe me, but you're not that smart when it comes to divorce.

I know, divorce, you don't. And I'll tell you, if you don't change your ways,

if you don't get out of this funk that you're in day in and day out, your whole

life is going to be destroyed. Your whole life will be a funk. And you don't

want that, James. You don't want that. Get out of this funk.

Life will be better. Turn the light back on.

I can tell. The way you've been acting, your life is in the dump.

It's in the dump. It's in the dumpster. It's been thrown away.

But we can resurrect that.

I understand what you're saying and what you believe that I'm going through.

Part of it might be right, but I don't think it's all that bad is what you're

saying.

I have a life, sort of.

It's not the kind of thing that I can just come out of and just be.

this person that everybody expects me to be. I've had accomplishments, I think.

I've done good things. I'm a good person. I don't see what the problem

really is. James, you're not living in the real world. You don't know what

you're talking about. You're trying to cover up the hurt, the mess that you've

created in your life with this divorce.

You don't know what you're talking about. You have to listen. As I've said

before, your life is in the dumper. It's in the dumpster out in the back.

No. No.

No.

No.

No. No.

No receptor.

No.

No. Stop it.

Stop.

Stop

now.

Oh.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, for the love of God.

This dumpster is tied somehow to an ancient tribe.

It was ruled by an evil spirit called Trashula.

was a beam of lightning.

It decimated anything in its way and wouldn't stop until it created untold

carnage on the world.

It was Trashula.

Oh, Lord.

It can take on many forms.

So what I'm looking at here is it means anything can be alive.

It can possess inanimate objects.

It can make them sentient.

Does that mean The food in your stomach could be alive?

Well, I guess you would have to dumpster dive.

I dumpster dived once.

I didn't like it.

Didn't care for it.

Oh, wow.

This is bad.

This is very, very bad.

I'm scared.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

This is not good.

What is in that dumpster?

I want to show you some of this stuff. And it's...

I know what you're going to say, Dad.

This is evidence of this dumpster, okay?

This evidence here is going to show you that this dumpster is possessed.

There's something going on with this dumpster.

It's not the kind of thing where it's like, oh, the trash man just comes and

takes it out. No.

There's not like somebody left something in there. This is a possessed dumpster.

It brings inanimate objects to life, this dumpster does. I mean, look at this

evidence here.

I saw this dumpster, look it, I saw this dumpster kill someone. Dad, I'm not

kidding. It's something that people need to look into.

This isn't a joke.

James, I didn't believe, I don't believe how this divorce has warped your brain.

For you to believe that a dumpster in the back is possessed, you are sicker

than I thought. James, to think that a dumpster at your apartment is possessed,

the sickness goes deeper. I thought divorce would warp you a little bit. But

to have you believe that the dumpster in your apartment is possessed and is

killing people, you are sicker than I thought.

There's evidence here that's showing that something's going on and no one's

believing me. It's in your head It's not in the dumpster in your apartment. It's

in your head.

I believe that I know what I'm talking about And I need people take me

seriously and why you don't take me seriously James I have a solution get

your head out of the dumpster in your apartment and get dating You need to get

out get out Meet people. Meet girls. Go to some dating sites.

Go to a church social.

But get out of your apartment. Get out of the dumpster that's in your head and

meet people and get out there. It's warping your mind, James.

It's in your head.

You need to leave your dumpster in your apartment behind.

Open the door. Get out into the world. Start meeting people.

The divorce is done. It's over. Get meeting people.

You need to start.

healing your brain from this stupid, stupid... James, you're supposed to be

an intelligent professor.

For you to believe that the dumpster in your apartment is haunted... I've met

some dumb professors in my life. I've had some dumb professors in my life.

This might be the dumbest. You might be the dumbest professor ever because

you're believing this stupid, stupid...

thinking about a possessed dumpster in your apartment. I learned about this

bean and this bean is called Trashula.

Your mind is completely gone for you to believe that. If you don't stop this,

your life forever will be in the dumper.

James Lomi was escorted out of a Pooh Bell police station when he became

aggressive and loud, recording claims of a murderous garbage dumpster.

Even though Mr. Lomi had already spoken to police, he insisted on talking with

the chief of police in order to discuss his findings.

When not granted an audience, he became loud and aggressive and was removed from

the police station, but vowed to keep his investigation going.

Donuts always make me feel better.

I'm gonna go take a look at that.

What are you doing?

This is a big dumpster.

You have trash bags?

What's that?

How big is this trash can?

Thank you.

A golden crab?

That's what I'm gonna do.

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Wake up! Hey, wake up!

What's going on? Come on!

Who is it?

Here, let me help you.

Oh, God.

Here, here. Help me up, young man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

Hey.

Well, you're a sight for sore eyes.

I'm going to say the same thing. It's good to see you. Well, it's good to see

you, too.

What's your name?

My name's Ard Buckets. Ard Buckets. Yeah. Well, nice to meet you, Ard. And

who are you, my young man?

My name's James Gump.

James Gump, it is great to meet you. It's great to see you. Oh, I haven't

seen anyone in I can't remember how long.

Well, I've been walking around here a long time. Look at this. I found this

golden grabber. What do you use it for?

Well, you use it for grabbing stuff.

Oh, but it's golden. It's golden.

Is it special?

I would think so.

Oh. It looks special.

Ard, how long have you been in here?

As I think about it, from the rooster to the crow, and as the crow flies

down the road, and if you look on a map, and if you take all your

bushels and put them in a basket, and if you catch your chickens before they

hatch, it's been a long time.

How did you get inside the dumpster? So I walk by the dumpster, I'm looking in

it, and I put my hand right on the dumpster.

And boom, I'm here.

Well, that's exactly what happened to me.

I saw a dumpster, and as I got closer, I just touched the side,

and I was inside.

And that must have been a long time ago.

As I remember, as the donkey honks and the horse neighs,

it's been a long time. It sounds like it.

A donkey honk and a horse neigh is... Yeah. That sounds like a long time. Did

you just get here?

Yeah, I mean, not too long ago. You probably missed out on a lot of stuff.

Oh, maybe.

You know, they got this new thing called cell phones.

What you do is you carry them with you. I got one, too, right there. You got

one? Yeah.

Oh.

Wow.

That's amazing.

It's checking my heart rate right now. Oh, well, yeah, you've got a good one

there.

Well, you definitely missed this other thing called AI.

Oh, no, I got AI, too. See the app right there? I was doing prompts just the

other day, and it was reading me stories I'd heard about.

Right.

Okay. See, I got this thing right here.

You got that app. It does a picture of me every day. Look, I got no hair and no

beard. Look at that.

That looks great.

That's my favorite. You're a handsome man.

Thank you. Well, you know, you did miss out on the last election, let me tell

you. That president that we got.

Oh, I'll stop you there. Okay. I know exactly who you're talking about.

You know what?

I'm going to say this early on in our relationship.

I like you. I think I agree.

I like you too.

You know what we should do, you and I?

What's that?

Let's team up.

Let's figure this place out. What do you say?

Hey. There's room for two. Let's do it, my friend.

Yeah, there we go.

You're going to rule the world. It's got a ring to it. I like it. I like it too.

The president.

Watch your step here now, okay? All right, all right.

Well, it's good to have a friend now.

We're going to make a great team. We're going to make a great team.

Yeah, it's nice to have somebody in the same thing.

Yeah, this is going to be fun. We're lost in this world together, but we're

finding our way. We are finding our way in this place.

This is amazing.

This is a dumpster.

Something peculiar about this place.

Yeah.

Do you like pizza?

What? What's that?

You know, pizza.

I don't know what that is.

Is that food? Yeah.

It's bread and cheese and dough.

Sapsun!

Are you okay?

My friend. Oh, yeah.

He saved my life.

Wow, that was crazy.

You all right? Did he get you?

I think he's... I think he was just in time.

I owe you one of those, sir.

What'd you call it?

It's the bread and the sauce.

Pizza!

just happened?

I don't know.

Where are we?

I don't think I've seen this place before.

You're the walker. You should see everything. You haven't seen this?

No, it's new to me.

There's a lot going on here. How big is this dumpster?

I can tell you this.

It's not small.

So what do we do now?

Why?

I think what we need to do, we got to walk.

Pick a direction.

This is crazy.

This is a dumpster.

It's got to be the biggest one in the world.

Easily the biggest one in the world.

But how did they do this? I don't know. And there's even airplanes.

Years and years ago, I was a pilot myself. You were?

I flew a plane just like that.

It's like the size of... 10 dumpsters i was in enemy territory i crash landed

into some trees just like these i walked and walked yeah

and walked and walked and walked until i found

a lake a lake and there were there were people having a picnic

yeah

They were having their annual belly flop competition.

Oh, yeah. That's fun.

And I couldn't resist.

Yeah. I had to partake. Uh-huh. I came in third place. Third place.

The gold.

I couldn't reach it. Just the bronze. Those were glory days.

What am I talking about? We're in this enormous dumpster. Yeah. It's a

world we...

we cannot seem to grasp at all i have a suggestion yeah i've got one thought in

my

But I have done extensive studying.

And I studied this creature.

He's called Trashula.

Trashula.

Trashula.

He's kind of like the guy here.

Maybe created this whole place.

He can turn things into a dumpster, make them come to life. He was the leader of

a big tribe of dumpsters.

Imagine Vlad the Impaler, Hannibal, Alexander the Great,

Genghis Khan, Attila the Hutt.

None of them compare to the ruthless, insatiable...

As that trash can take on many forms.

He could be that tree right there.

He could be this rock down here. He could be anywhere.

He could be a piece of newspaper.

He could be one of those stupid Christmas tree things that people put in

their cars to make them smell better. Does he have to be something trash

-based? Well, his name's Trashula, so I'd think maybe he can even make things

like a newspaper with a knife.

I got attacked when I first came in here. He could be anywhere at any time.

We're almost just waiting for something to happen.

If this Trashula is just going to pop out and get us. I think Trashula

controls all of this.

We need to walk and walk.

And walk.

Hey, look at that.

Is that what I think it is?

It's a phone book. Oh.

You know what we could do? We could call for help.

H.

H. H.

Yeah. G.

G.

H. You know what?

That's not H. That's G.

H.

Okay.

So now we're in H. What do we do now?

Help. Right.

Right. Help.

H.

Help me out after this. What's after H?

H.

Next page, next page.

Next page?

Next page.

There.

There? That guy. It says he helps people.

Arkansas Brown.

Are you really? Yeah.

Huh.

Arkansas Brown.

Hold up, hold up. We should check his Yelp reviews first just to make sure we

don't get involved with a guy who isn't as great as his name sounds. That's

probably a good idea.

Arkansas Brown.

Brown with a B, right? Brown with a B, yeah.

Look at that.

Five stars. It says right there, guaranteed, I can find anyone.

Arkansas Brown. Yeah.

I can't wait to meet this.

Hello? Listen, I ain't got all night. I got a bad case of hemorrhoids and

Epstein-Barr.

Is this Arkansas Brown?

Are you available?

Can you help us?

Can you find us?

Tell them where we're at. We're in a dumpster. No, we're in a dumpster.

Dumpster. Hello?

No, a dumpster.

Can you help us and find us?

We're in a dumpster.

Yeah, I can drop you a pin.

Yeah, I'll be right there.

Just don't forget to pay my fee.

Don't forget to enter your card number.

Okay. PayPal, how are you planning on finding us?

Because like I was saying, we're in a dumpster.

I'm Arkansas Brown.

I can find anyone.

He's telling us to keep walking.

He'll find us.

Listen, shitneck, this card better clear, or my name isn't Arkansas Brown.

He hung up.

That means he's on his way, I bet.

Yeah.

And he said to keep walking. Keep walking. I hate this job sometimes.

All the assholes I gotta deal with.

Like this asshole.

Makes me want to put my head in a round hole.

He's in a... dumpster.

What kind of asshole gets lost in a dumpster?

I

probably

should have asked more questions.

Ah, fuck it. Too much talk's bad for the mouth.

One thing I've learned dealing with shitnecks over the years, they're just

shit.

I guess I better go find these assholes.

Yeah, yeah. Arkansas.

Arkansas. I bet he's a real nice guy. I bet

he's... Maybe we'll take him out to dinner. Yeah, yeah.

How did we get here?

I don't know. I don't know.

I can't keep track of this. Well, we got to get out of here.

Drop a pin to the guy.

Arkansas Brown.

Good idea.

Hope he'll be able to find us.

There, right there. Okay, right there. How long do you think it'll take him to

find this? I don't know. It's going to take a while, I'm guessing. Maybe a

couple days.

Well, he's got it now.

Arkansas Brown, come quick, my friend.

Save us, find us, and get us out of here. Yeah, we need to get out of here.

That's the man who's going to do it for us. How did we get back in here? He's

going to be here any minute. I can feel it. Oh, I don't think it's any minute.

It's going to be a couple of days at the earliest.

Did you see his Yelp reviews?

I did see his Yelp reviews, but I think being in a dumpster, it's going to take

him a while. He didn't say there was fine print at the bottom. He said fast,

friendly.

Service. Well, I still think two days is fast, friendly service in this place.

Quicker is better.

He's got a five-star rating.

Yeah, yeah, but he's not going to be here in four minutes. He's going to be

here in days, maybe a week, and that's early.

45, 30 to 45. 30 to 45, that's not going to happen. Arkansas Brown would not

steer us wrong. Oh, he might steer us wrong. Two weeks, two days, two days

from now. No, no, never now.

I'm saying 30 to 45 minutes, he'll be here. No.

Listen, Cousin It. That's not going to happen in 45 minutes. It's going to

happen in two days, three days, possibly a week, maybe two weeks. This isn't

something easy.

I understand.

He's going to be here in 10 seconds.

It's going to take him a while.

Hey!

Stop the arguing. We're getting out of here right now.

And I'm going to kick the shit out of anything that gets in our way.

Is that it?

You sent him the pin.

You go get it. Oh, you said he'd be here in like five seconds.

You go get it. I said 25.

I think since you're younger.

You should go get it. I think you should go get it because you're older.

We'll go in a row with you being in the front and me taking care of everything

behind us. I think I like you, and I'll take care of everything behind us. You

go first.

Shoulder to shoulder, let's walk right towards it, and maybe we'll decide when

we get there.

Okay, ready?

Shoulder to shoulder. Don't get behind me. I don't know.

Okay. All right, here we go.

I don't feel good about this. I don't like this either. I don't feel good.

Okay. You ready? You want to do it? No, no, no.

I trust you.

Okay, I'm going to do this.

One, two, three.

Oh, dear God.

Oh, heavens to Betsy.

Well,

he's gone.

He's gone. You're right about that part.

He got here fast.

I think that...

This is... Was he really even here is my thing.

I mean, he was here, was he not? I don't know, but... Well, he took your money,

right? Oh, he did take my money.

Yeah,

I did.

Can you contact your bank, maybe? I probably should get a refund, shouldn't

I? I think so, yeah. If they don't, I think you could write a complaint.

But you know what this means, though, right?

You're saying what I think you're saying.

Which is?

We're on our own. This is it. This is it. It's you and me.

All right.

Well, I'll make sure I call my bank and get that refund.

Goodbye, old friend. There was a new friend.

Goodbye,

Arkansas.

Brown. Brown.

Brown. Hasta la vista.

Hasta la vista.

Boy, I never thought that I was going to have a day like this, like today.

Man, this whole experience has been a journey I can hardly believe

myself.

Well, I'll tell you, it's really amazing here.

Oh, we could walk for miles and miles and miles.

Been attacked by newspapers, bottles.

I was even attacked by a box.

The worst, and I tell you the worst thing I've found is packing

peanuts. They get stuck in your throat. You start coughing.

We're walking for miles and miles. Are we ever getting out of here is my

question. The outcome.

is rather grim.

Grim? What do you mean, outcomes grim?

Well, I'll tell you. I've walked and walked and walked

and ran and walked and ran some more and walked some

more. And I'll tell you, the forecast that I can think, I can see

in my mind's eye.

is that you and I will be friends to the end, and that's sooner than we think.

But what about Arkansas Brown?

He came into this dumpster to save us.

What are we going to tell his family?

Each man's journey is so unique.

It's specific to them, but I'll tell you...

It's like a shoe without a shoelace.

You can walk for a while and walk for a while and walk for a while. Okay, okay,

but what are you trying to say?

I'm trying to tell you I don't know.

You don't know.

You're telling me that we're going to walk and walk and walk for a while and

maybe run a little and then some more walking.

But how did we get here?

Have you even asked that question? How did we even get here? We're in a

dumpster. And after all that walking, we're not getting out.

No, you're right.

You're right. I hate to admit that what's brought you here on your journey,

I cannot tell you what started any of it.

But you're here now with me, lost in the vastness of the

dumpster. But if there's one thing,

One thing I can stress to you, the specifics of the

department. What are you talking about? Are you making words up, or what are you

trying to say right here?

It's crystal clear, don't you see?

Apparently not. I don't see anything you're talking about.

Get this man a cup of water. Do you have any water?

I could use a drop or two.

Know this.

I'm getting out of here. No matter circumstances, no matter how many miles

I have to walk, I'm getting out of here. And I'm taking you with me.

Wait,

I remember this.

I remember this. This is where I came in.

Isn't that where you...

Well,

it was really nice meeting you.

Hey!

I...

I hate trash.

Talk about a day in the dumper.

Trashula.

You want to get trashy?

Let's get trashy.

Did the events you witness really happen?

Did the story of the killer garbage dumpster, which doubled as a portal into

a world that can only be described as something out of a Terry Gilliam film,

really exist?

Did anything that James Lomi claims happened really take place?

And more importantly, does a being like the nefarious Trashula really exist?

And if it does, what are the consequences of that?

No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't go in there.

Talk about a day in the dumper.

you

Thank you.

Bye-bye.