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With a face like yours, you've got no business behind a microphone.

You ought to be in pictures.

Or television.

You know what I've always wanted to do?

What's that?

Make love to you.

Oh, I'm kind of glad you brought that up. Why?

I've always wanted to make love to you, too.

Keeps on rising

Oh.

That's it. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Let me give you a blowjob.

Nice and wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, God.

You make me so nice and wet.

Oh, that's it.

I'll lick my clit.

Oh, that's it.

Taste as good as you look.

Come on, I want to feel those famous muscles flex around my cock.

I've always tried to make those particular muscles the best features of

my routine.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, God.

Oh, it feels good.

Oh, God.

in it deeper

How's that?

Oh, that's great.

Competition though my first love is coaching

He's

right Jackie The definition in your legs is

perfect oh I don't know nothing's perfect

you are Sweetheart

Why don't you show Arnold the rest of your body?

I'm sure he'd enjoy the work you do.

Definitely. I'd like to see that championship form, Jackie.

I don't know. It's been so long since I've done any posing.

What the hell?

Looks good, doesn't it? Yeah, just like a French lady.

Well, I think she's got a good development.

She's got a hell of a development. What are you talking about?

I'd like to live in a development like that. That's for sure.

Oh, yeah, that's really... Jackie, God.

You two have to join me your clothes boys

Thank you

Hey, you're real

good

Oh, yes.

By the way, Jim, I'm sure you'll both do everything possible to make

sure that the most deserving ladies will win Saturday.

You taste better at night than you do in the morning.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, where am I going?

I love it when you talk fresh.

Oh, yes.

You really know how to do it.

Oh, look at that.

Arnold, I think I found a hole you can throw.

Is it what you Americans call doggy style?

Stop by my gym any time, gentlemen.

For an exercise program that's guaranteed to please.

You didn't take your clothes off, did you?

No.

Promise?

Sure. It was just an interview.

For snow tires.

So?

Well, what happened?

Nothing.

He said he'd keep my application and call me.

Sounds like the brush-off to me.

Yeah, that's when it was all right.

Could I do your hair and makeup?

Why?

Because I think I could make you look different.

You don't always have to wear your hair up, you know.

And with a little highlighter, I can make your eyes look great.

I think it's a lost cause.

You'll see. You won't recognize yourself. Trust me.

What's my date like?

He's the one I think's really cute.

His name's Walter.

You wouldn't consider switching, would you?

Really?

No.

Stuart won't think I'm pretty enough.

Stuart?

That's cute.

Look, when I get through with you, old macho Stuart won't know what hit him.

I'm Lonnie.

I'm Jane.

I'm Walter.

Hi. I'm Skip.

We met this afternoon.

Remember?

You look completely different.

Is that good or bad?

Oh, that's real good.

Well, I'm starved.

Something smells great.

Who did the cooking?

Me and Skip.

I'll be right back.

You can't open the wine.

Thank you.

Listen, what would you say if we switched?

You know, you'd take Lonnie?

Really?

What do you think they're talking about?

You and me.

Soup is on.

I hope you're all very hungry.

Basically, all computers do. It's turned on and off real fast.

You really take me seriously, don't you?

What? You really take me seriously.

Of course I do.

Let's go upstairs.

I don't exactly see myself as Missile Mission Viejo.

What I look like and who I am are completely two different people.

No one sees me as me. I feel like I'm in a comic strip.

Except for you.

You let me relax and be myself.

Come on, wait.

You have to give me a chance to use my best lines. I've been practicing.

Don't. I like you just the way you are.

Bye.

Up in the penthouse or down in the basement Love can be self-delusion or

self-effacement Heart of the country, street to the city night Love can be

beautiful, beautiful Sometimes it's not so pretty but

Unadulterated beauty

That's why I waited for your love. Love, I can be sure.

But true love would be hard to find.

Just one time, or again and again, in bright sunshine, or

in a foreign place.

It can confuse and amaze, like the latest dance craze. So let's define it

everywhere. And suddenly it fades away, but you love me I'm sophisticated,

you love me That's why I waited for your love Love, I can be

sure A true love would be hard

True love.

True love.

Kind of escalated. True love. True love. That's why I waited for

your love. Love I can be sure of.

True love. True love would be hard to find.

Hard to understand.

Love brings doubt and fear.

Can bring happiness.

Or you can be blind with tears Like a shadow in waking dreams Not always what

it seems When the mist begins to clear Then you find it disappeared But not

good Unadulterated

That's why I waited for your love Love I can be

sure of True love would be hard to find

Outro Music

What are you thinking?

Aren't you beautiful?

Is that a lie?

No.

I've always thought of myself as plain looking.

No one's ever said I was beautiful.

You are beautiful.

Really?

You bet.

and again in black sunshine or in the foreign

Shit.

You make me very happy.

Thank you.

Snow.

Bye.