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What a disaster.

Goodness.

The plants look cared for.

Landscaping has been trashed.

Weeds all over the place.

Some of these homeowners just don't understand.

Ash, walking away.

Ew.

This is disgusting.

What even is this?

This is not stupid at all.

Bill, everywhere.

I don't even know where to begin.

Time to discuss the battle.

What in the hell?

I heard some breathing.

I'm sure they're home.

Excuse me.

Well,

the inside matches the outside, I will say that.

That could have been much

worse. Just more trash.

not up to community standards.

Hello?

Anyone?

Hello? Is there anyone here?

There's some things I need to discuss with you.

Well, I won't evade their privacy.

Just wait here downstairs.

Sir, there are some things I need to speak with you about.

Quite immediately, please.

Can you please show me what you're doing in my home?

Oh, well, the door was unlocked, and there are quite a few urgent matters

that I need to discuss with you regarding the exterior of your home.

Really?

Yes.

Why is there nothing wrong with the exterior of my home?

Oh, well, there are plenty of things that, um, in this community we have a

standard. And I'm sorry to say...

that there appear to be problems with your front yard and the

landscaping and the side yard and, oh God, the backyard.

But there are both the plants that are supposed to be there do not seem well

cared for.

And there seem to be quite a few plants that are not supposed to be there.

Oh, not supposed to be there.

Well, that's tight checked.

This was my house.

Those are my plants.

That is my yard.

And to be honest, I can do the fuck whatever I want, when I want with it.

Well... This is my house.

Sir, I don't know what you're talking about, you've just... I don't want to

say it.

You've just got to cease that penis.

I'm just, you know, saging you and making sure that you don't bring that

bad energy from outside into my home.

There appears to be a puffer of bad energy out there. I agree.

Maybe out there.

Not in here.

In here.

Out in the love.

Love. Yes.

Love.

And some trash.

Well, I didn't miss trash day, so maybe

you did get me there.

Yes. Let me tell you what you look like, Gerard.

Well, I mean.

And it looks like you've been on your feet all day long.

So let's see if I can relieve some of that tension on your feet.

Come on.

Oh, I don't know. It's okay. You're in my house now.

Gary.

You did come into my house.

Well, I wanted to make sure that there were no fire dangers. It's okay.

I insist.

Trust me, I'll make you feel better. Maybe we can resolve this in a calm

manner.

Just one foot.

You know most people hold all the tension in their feet?

Well, stress comes from your feet.

I... So when you release stress from your feet... Oh, that does feel nice.

You release stress... ...from your body.

It stops with your feet.

You have very nice feet, by the way.

I didn't catch your name? Williams.

Mr. Williams.

Mr. James, it's a pleasure to meet you, but I am assuming you already know that.

I will, I will definitely put my note here. So this is... There

we go.

There we go.

Okay.

Just like this.

See?

Just breathe in through your mouth.

I mean, in through your nose and out through your mouth.

Deep breaths.

In through your nose.

Ah, out through your mouth.

Yes, there we go. Exactly.

So much tension in this one.

See this muscle right here?

This is where you will hold the tension.

You feel that? Oh yes, there we go, right here.

Just up and down and up

and down.

And these toes as well, just like that.

Oh my goodness!

It's the middle of my work day, you know. Oh, it's no work day when you're

over here.

Just relax.

And what were you saying about those plants?

Are they really that much of an issue?

Oh, well.

I mean, a little bit of nature.

I really didn't want to do it earlier.

Nature's all around us.

I'd like to keep you close to me.

Is that really a crime?

Well,

a crime, no.

But your neighbors might.

Oh, it's okay.

Your neighbors and I are very close.

And I know they don't mind.

And I just want you to be on the same level.

We are all here in this community.

So just relax.

I'm intrigued.

Why don't

you take a seat right in front of me.

Just relax.

There he

is. Feel the tension.

breathe in

Okay. Massage the head on the temple just like this.

Yes.

Move with me.

Move with me.

Forehead here.

Right between the eyes like this. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Perfect. There we go.

Now there's this technique we call the pitter patter.

Keep your eyes closed.

Pitter patter.

Pitter patter tapping across the forehead.

Just like this. It's very lightly.

It's an old school bunny stick.

Yes.

Yes.

We are one.

We have no number two.

We are one.

Yeah.

That was Williams.

Do you really want to get to the final step of tension?

So good.

Now I hear this truth to this.

If you hold a pleasure as a very, very, very well-known stressful

email.

Yes.

It is known through the ancient myth that the Greek gods,

when their partners were stressed, they would

perform oil on their husbands and then the stress would be gone.

Would you like to try?

I am quite stressed.

I think so.

My husband isn't here.

Well, if your husband's not here, I...

Maybe I know someone.

You should be so kind.

I would be so kind.

That feels so nice.

Yes.

Always keep breathing.

And let that tension go away.

And sit down.

We're all

connected.

Masterpiece.

It does seem to be working.

Yes.

Thank you.

Wow.

Thank you.

That's it.

Wow,

nice.

These tight areas are not good for stress.

Oh my god.

Yes. Very good.

Very good.

I'm going to put a cup back in there.

Now come and take a seat right here.

Come and take a seat right over here.

I'm going to derail myself.

Okay.

You sure about that?

Oh, God, yes.

Oh,

so sorry.

So, wow.

Oh, that's bad.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Mmm. Yeah.

Hot.

You're right.

No tears.

No tears. No tears. You're just peaceful and relaxed like this.

Yes, baby, there we go.

There we go.

Oh, look at that ass.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

S-s-s-s-summing

I am so, so pleased.

So deep.

Oh,

there you go. Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, just rise back.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Bye.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

first thing on this list, but... It's the first thing. There's a few more

things I think we'll need to meet to discuss.

Are you free tomorrow?

I am free tomorrow.

We're going to meet every day until everything's ticked off, aren't we?

Excellent.

Excellent.

See you tomorrow, same time? Thank you.

Thank you for coming to my same home.