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I'm Rebecca More,

one of the most famous porn stars in the world.

And for years, whenever my friends had a wild sex story.

Anyone I was ever gonna tell, it would be you, Rebecca.

They ran to my home in the country

to tell me all the naughty, little details.

He wants me to come over, fuck his virgin ass,

give him food, and he's got a nice.

Now that I've retired.

I wanna know everything.

I wanted to collect incredible sex stories.

It was the best sex ever.

When someone tells you-

Dick is there, it's huge.

About sex they love.

This is a fucking good story.

They're actually telling you so much more.

And then I begin to give them a good, hard spanking.

- How hard? - Hard.

These are true stories.

He was showing me the goods

and I was not unhappy with the view.

I'm there for the dick, Rebecca.

This is "The Best Sex Ever."

Another day, another naughty story.

I've got myself another letter

and I always get the three words to wet my whistle.

Let's see what this one says.

Roleplay. I love roleplay.

Spanking and a reunion.

Wonder what this can be about.

I can't wait to hear this story.

Oh, look, there's a big guy coming down my drive.

Hello. - Hello, Rebecca.

Nice to meet you.

Muah, muah. - Nice to meet you.

- You must be Harrison. - Yeah.

Okay, let's go.

To my garden.

Hello, Harrison. Looking forward to hearing about this.

This is my house, come on in.

Now, you look great.

I know nothing about you.

I'm Harrison, I'm from London,

and I make male-male spanking videos.

How did you get into that?

I started doing this about five years ago

with my ex-girlfriend.

I'm bi, so I was with her at the time.

And we were in the lockdown, in COVID,

we didn't have much to do,

and we thought, why not make a few sexy videos?

Harrison, I'm looking forward to your story,

and I wanna hear every juicy detail

about your best sex ever.

So, my story begins,

I think we're probably going about seven years ago,

and this was when I was exploring things

and I was kind of meeting people

for all sorts of kinky spanking meets.

This man has messaged me, this young guy,

and he'd sent me this picture

of his really nice, big, juicy, round bubble butt.

- You like a bubble butt. - Who doesn't?

I mean, who doesn't?

I'd been chatting with him for a couple of weeks and...

Oh, that's quite a long time,

quite a built up. - I know, it was,

so I was excited to meet him,

been a long time coming,

and I told him that he should be prepared

because he was gonna get a solid spanking.

So, what happens when you're inside?

He was sort of handsome, he'd sort of blonde hair,

very kind of preppy looking guy, you know?

I think there was something familiar about him.

- Really? - Yeah, just as I,

he was good looking and he just seemed

a little bit familiar as I met him.

So he kind of, he offers me a glass of water,

he's trying to be very polite,

and I tell him, you know,

"Go fetch me a glass of water."

I headed into this- - Straight into it.

Absolutely, so I headed into his living room

and I sort of relaxed on the sofa,

and he sort of nervously comes in

bringing this glass of water.

And of course it's never gonna get drunk,

is it? - No.

I tell him to put it on the side

and stand right in front of me.

Is he a good boy?

He is a good boy at that point,

he absolutely is a good boy at that point.

It's always good to get a good response from someone

when you're doing stuff like that.

It really kind of heightens the mood

and the roleplay aspect of it.

So I tell him to put the water to the side

and to stand straight in front of me.

I tell him, "You've been misbehaving

and I think we need to have a bit of a chat

about your behavior,"

and I have him stand right in front of me

and put his hands on his head. - Yeah.

I undo his belt buckle and slide down his trousers,

and he's wearing these very tight-fitting white briefs

that he's sort of bulging right out of.

Have you seen any of it?

Did he send you any pictures before

or is everything a surprise?

He sent me pictures of his butt before,

but apart from that, I haven't-

You don't know what the cock looks like?

- No, I don't. - Are you happy?

So far, yes, of course.

So what happens next?

I tell him to lie across my lap

and I get him right over here

and I can already feel between my thighs

he's starting to bulge out of his underwear.

But I run my hands sort of up his thighs to his bottom

and I begin to give him a good, hard spanking.

- How hard? - Hard.

I think he's the sort who needs it,

so it's good and hard. - Perfect.

So I'm holding him with my left hand

and spanking him with my right,

and I can tell he's really enjoying it.

He's sort of moaning and saying,

"Oh, yes, sir. Thank you, sir."

I decide it's time to move to the next stage of things.

I tell him that all good spankings

are given on the bare bottom,

so I have him stand up again

and I slowly slide down his briefs

and his sort of fat cock just springs free.

And I sort of look up at him

and I tell him to get back over my lap,

and I lie him back down.

Does he break character at all?

No, he doesn't, he's very much the naughty boy.

Oh, great. That's a good boy.

Because when they break character,

it's done, isn't it? - Hm, absolutely.

So I lie him back over and this time

I've kind of got his cock wedged between my quads,

and I tell him, "You better not spill any precum

on my trousers."

That is a hazard.

That deserves another spanking.

That would deserve another spanking.

You bad boy.

And then, yeah,

I sort of run my hand back up his leg towards his bottom

and I spank him good and long and hard.

I hold his hand behind his back

and kind of really go for it.

He's loving it.

It wasn't his first spanking.

- It's not his first rodeo. - No, no, absolutely not.

And so yeah, I go at him pretty hard for a while

and I can tell he's really enjoying it.

Yeah, how raw is it getting?

It's getting nice and red.

Yeah, and what's going on with your body?

Yeah, like I say, I've got him

just sort of right hard brushing down there against mine.

I kind of love that feeling, you know?

Because I'm getting a bit hard in my pants as well.

- It's foreplay. - Absolutely.

- Yeah, it's teasing. - Yeah, definitely.

That's hot, a bit of pre.

Yeah, absolutely.

And then, yeah, I decide to give him a bit of a rest

and I run my hand up,

up his thighs and then between his cheeks.

And what are you massaging?

I can see your thumb going- - His hole.

- I thought so. - Yeah.

And I reach over into my bag and I get out this butt plug.

Okay, size?

I kind of gauged that he can take a decent one

with my thumb there.

Hm, what are we saying?

- Medium size. - Medium.

Let's start with a nice medium one, nothing too harsh.

So I take the plug and I slide it deep inside him,

And I'm rubbing his bottom and I tell him

exactly what we're going to be doing next.

What are you gonna do next?

We are gonna go for a nice little walk around London.

- Go away. - Mm-hmm.

I am fully invested.

You're going out of the building.

There's something fun about kind of seeing

how people handle just something like a walk to the shops

while they've got a up butt plug up their arse

and a spank bottom. - Yeah.

And so we're going out and we're walking

and I start chatting, I start asking how he got into it,

all the usual questions.

And he tells me that he first got into being spanked

when he was at school

and he had a big crush on one of his teachers.

Right.

And there was something about him,

he had this sort of vibe,

and I sort of asked, "Oh, where did you go to school?"

- No. - And of course...

- No. - He went to school with me.

Oh!

I kind of, I kept the poker face,

I didn't give anything too much away and I said,

"Oh, I also went to school there."

But inside, I was... - Look at us.

I know, part of me was just laughing, to be honest.

It's very funny.

- It is funny. - It is funny.

You've got to laugh when something like that happens.

And yeah, it turns out the teacher he's talking about

was my old history teacher, Mr. Johnson.

So we're in the coffee shop chatting

and he's sitting on his butt plug,

and we get chatting about Mr. Johnson and how he fancied him

and then I say to him,

"Well, I think it's time you took a trip

to Mr. Johnson's office,

don't you?" - Brilliant.

And so we head back to his apartment

and at that point I tell him, "Into the living room.

Pull down your trousers,

take out the plug and wait for me."

Yeah.

And then I headed to the bathroom

and I kind of looked myself in the mirror and I thought,

"Okay, I've got to do my best impression

of this history teacher."

You're really, you're gonna make this guy's fantasy.

- I know. - Yeah.

And I'm sort of, so I'm looking in the mirror,

I'm sort of trying to do my best angry history teacher face,

practice it.

So I head back into the living room

and I swish my cane menacingly, as you do.

I bet he is gagging.

He is, I can see he's waiting patiently, bent over.

I can see between his legs, he's still rock hard.

I say to him, "I've had enough of your indolence, young man.

It's time we dealt with this once and for all."

Yeah.

I'm laughing inside

but I'm keeping a terribly straight teacher's face.

And I line the cane up against his bottom

and I tell him, "It's gonna be six of the best

on the bare bottom."

- One. - Absolutely.

And so I give him his six firm cane strokes

and then I just leave him standing there and I say to him,

"Do you think you've learned your lesson?"

Yeah.

And I walk up to him

and I start running my hand over the welts from the cane.

And they're nice and big and thick.

Yeah.

And I press myself up against him as well.

Yeah.

And I can feel kind of right against my crotch

just his hot bottom.

It's like really warm because it's-

And that's horny for you as well,

yeah, feeling the hotness.

Yeah, and I kind of run my hand down his back

and I ask him if he's gonna be a good boy for me.

And he says, "Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

I promise, sir."

And so I undo my trousers and I ask him once more

if he's ready to be a good boy for me.

And what's he doing?

He's sort of pleading with me.

"Yes, sir, please, sir.

I'm gonna be a good boy, please."

And I can see he's getting hard again, of course.

And so I kind of run my cock over the welts on his bottom

and then down towards his hole,

and then I slide into him nice and easily,

and I kind of just grab him by his shoulders

and I give it to him nice and hard.

You're getting the feedback that he's enjoying it?

Oh, absolutely, he's loving it.

- Love it. - It's a really hot day,

so we're both at this point so sweaty.

I've kind of torn off my shirt and everything-

This motherfucker's worked for it, hasn't he?

He's been for a walk.

I know, and so we're sort of sweating

and then, yeah, I come inside him

and I kind of collapse on top of him a little bit

and I just sort of,

I spend some time with him just sort of like, you know,

kind of caressing him- - Nice. After care.

Of course, always. - Love it, that's very sexy.

So what was it about this one

that made it the best sex ever?

It really helped me kind of embrace

my kind of dom persona. - Yeah.

I'd always kind of had this dominant persona

that's kind of like preppy

that's like almost a satire of the way I was raised

because I didn't really fit in there

and in many ways it was a way of rebelling against it.

To take something that's like

these centuries of kind of bourgeois tradition

in these private schools

and turn it into this campy, gay, spanking fetish

was always very fun for me. - Yeah.

At the point at which I'm now

fully impersonating my history teacher, it was...

Like it was just really liberating,

it taught me about something about myself

and I think that was a huge part of me kind of creating

my kind of dominant persona as Harrison.

So it's kind of life-changing as well.

It was a bit, yeah.

Hot as fuck, best sex ever,

and quite a pivotal point in your life,

in your brand as well, I guess.

- Absolutely. - Yeah.

Harrison, I have loved your story, and wow.

- It was lovely to meet you. - I'm gonna say goodbye,

give us a hug.

That was amazing, thank you so much.

And I'll see you soon. - I'll see you soon.

Mr. Spanker.

I loved Harrison's story.

It was so fun, and what a coincidence.

Out of all the subs in London,

what a coincidence he meets a guy

that went to his same school.

I fucking love that.

Welcome back to "Best Sex Ever"

where I've got another guest coming over

to tell me one of their naughty stories.

There's a letter.

They're gonna give me their three words

to tease me about their naughty story.

Psychic vision.

Multiple orgasms.

Oh, and a secret audience.

Oh, look, there's someone coming now.

Come on in!

Hi! - Hi, hi.

Welcome. Lovely to see you, Delia.

- It's been a long time. - It has, come with me.

I can't wait to hear about this one.

Can't wait to tell.

- Get on in. - Thank you, thank you.

Delia, welcome to my garden.

What a beautiful place.

I can't believe how gorgeous this is.

And you've brought the sunshine with you.

Have a seat. - Listen, I try.

- We go way back. - Really way back.

"Slag Wars."

- One and two. - And two.

Delia, tell us a bit more about yourself.

Well, as you know, I'm a full-time psychic.

Psychic to slags.

Slag-kick to the world.

I also pole dance, and I also make clothing for strippers.

What is it like being a psychic?

So, do you feel it in your pussy?

Or do you feel it,

is there something going on in your mind's eye or?

So for me, like obviously I work with cards sometimes,

but I also am just psychic myself.

I see and I hear and I pick up on energies.

Delia, I know that demon twinks exist.

Are there demon cocks?

- Absolutely. - I thought so.

- They're uglier. - Well...

Yes, yeah, I would, definitely.

Okay. Delia, this is the question,

and we've never talked like this before,

but I wanna know your best sex ever.

Well.

I'm gonna start the story at the end

of my first relationship.

It was nine years,

got a bit rocky at the end,

called it quits.

That's that.

I wasn't in any rush.

But one particular day,

I knew I was gonna have awesome dick.

Today felt different.

It felt like it was gonna just change everything.

Change everything.

I'm living with a flatmate and I had a date.

Had a date, German guy.

I tell her to leave.

She's supposed to have- - That's a fucking big deal.

I'm like, "Girl, you gotta get out of the house.

I don't want you here."

So she leaves just as this guy's coming.

I remember looking at him thinking, "Whoa, he's hot.

I'm ready. I'm ready."

He was nice build, like he was, he worked out.

He was a ginger.

He'd come in and, you know, I said,

"Please do wash your cock."

Straight in there, "Wash your dick."

"Wash your cock. Suit up."

So he come back in the room, throws me on the bed.

I'm like, "All right, we're good."

He just whips out, you know that bo-boing.

I'm like, "Okay, let's go."

But he does not go down on me, and I'm like...

He expects me to put it in and I'm fine with that,

I don't mind, I used to be called the head mistress.

I don't mind getting down there and going.

- Pan flute. - So that was fun.

Are we getting any pussy action here?

There was no cunnilingus.

I believe this is still gonna be good.

Now, we actually get to the fucking,

and he's a selfish lover. - Oh.

And I'm at this point thinking, what was I feeling?

Because I felt like this was gonna be a good time.

So he's a bit like a jackhammer.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Trying to get in a different position,

he's like, "You know what?

No, here is good.

Here is good, here is good."

I'm like, "Okay."

I moved my friend out for this.

You know what I mean?

And you know, about four minutes, not even five, he's done.

I thought we were doing the best sex ever.

I'm gonna get to that.

This premonition of yours,

are you starting to doubt your own psychic-ness?

I would definitely think, like sitting there thinking,

"What was that? Where were you taking me, spirit guide?"

He leaves, I don't ask him politely, I'm like, "All right.

As you go." - Bye bye.

So I'm really doubting myself.

I'm doubting myself at this point.

I'm doubting and I go,

"What were you trying to tell me?"

Because you thought there was gonna be some,

but there was a-

I though the walls were gonna-

- Yeah. - So I text my friend.

"Babe, where you at?"

She goes, "I'm downstairs."

I said, "Excuse me? What?"

I said, "Could you hear anything?"

"It didn't sound very exciting, love."

I was like, "Oh, for fuck's sake."

So she's like, "I'm downstairs with the neighbors."

And I said, "What are you doing down there?"

And she said, "Well, I didn't have anywhere to go

and they were out in the garden,

so I figured I would go and hang with them."

Yes.

"Why don't you come?"

So our neighbors are Polish builders.

They often have parties.

They often have like music and drinks.

So you've never met them before?

I met them in passing.

I always thought, "You know what?

I'd like to go down there one day."

So this was the day.

So I walk in and there is this one guy.

So I go and say hello, he introduces,

doesn't look me in the eye.

- He doesn't? - Doesn't look me in the eye.

And I'm like, okay.

As the night goes on, I still look back.

And he's coming a little bit closer.

Oh.

But he's very, very shy.

Which you're not.

But I'm not, I'm not.

So he's coming closer

but he's not really talking much or saying much.

Then he goes down the road and my friend is like,

"Oh, I'm gonna go down the road with him."

She has claimed for the night,

fair enough. - Right.

You know, you gotta remember at this point

I've had disappointing sex,

so I'm still out on the prowl, I'm hungry.

- Today's the best day ever. - You know?

So she goes with him to get more supplies.

She comes back.

I'm a girl's girl.

So I go up to her and I say, "Listen,

have you claimed this one?"

And she said, "Oh my God, Delia, no."

So your friend gives you the green light.

Do you go and find him straight away?

I stalked my prey for a little bit longer.

I did a little bit of dancing around.

There might have been a leg on top of his leg,

see if there was any resistance.

There was not. - Okay.

- Stroked my leg. - You little flirt.

You know? But then there was a point, okay?

I though, "Right.

I'm gonna go in for the kill."

And he's not there.

Just disappeared. - Was he gone?

I said, okay, fine, maybe it's not...

Spirit guide, maybe it's not tonight, like just rude.

I go toilet, all right, and he's in there.

He's having a shower.

And I just said, "Well, hi.

Are you enjoying this evening?"

I just came in to wash my hands, admire the view.

You would think the shy one would have turned away.

But he did not.

He was showing me the goods

and I was not unhappy with the view.

So I decided to sit on the side of the bath

while he was having a shower

and strike up a conversation.

- I love it. - Because I'm a slag.

Was he washing it and talking to you at the same time?

A little bit.

- That's flirty. - A little bit.

A little bit flirtatious, isn't it?

He had a really nice body because he did building work.

He had biceps, he had a nice butt.

He was all good, I'm not even gonna lie.

It was great, showing himself off.

I mean, he really was.

But at some point he stops me, looks me dead in the eye,

and he goes, "Should I come upstairs then?"

- Oh. - Well, yes.

Well, yeah. Well, yes.

Did he, he stumped you, didn't he?

He stumped you, you though you were in charge.

I thought I was in charge and he was like, all right.

I run, okay, I stumble.

You know, like a horror movie.

I was just horny.

So he comes upstairs and he's like, "Okay.

I have not done this in a while," he says.

And how did that make you feel?

I didn't care.

I'm like- - Well, I fucking have.

Just this afternoon.

So after this, we start snogging.

- What's he like? - Gorgeous.

He got the right tongue action, he followed the body.

But that doesn't last very long

because he gently, firmly, gently but firmly,

put me on the bed.

What does he do next?

He's down there.

He is having dinner, he is dining.

Rounding circle.

There was sucking, there were pulling.

- Spit? - Just a little.

Was he snugging that pussy?

He really was, he was French kissing it.

And I was like, yes, this is how it should be.

I was very happy.

So after this, it's done.

I feel like I'm happy to go down.

Do you like giving blowjobs?

- I do. - I love them.

We gotta get in there,

we've gotta give a little bit of slow, just over the top.

And you know, I like to do a handjob as well

at the same time.

Has he got a nice cock?

Just a nice size, super veiny, gorgeous.

- Ooh. - Gorgeous.

What the balls like?

You know what?

I could tell he hadn't had it for a long time.

Because it was, it felt like it was about to explode?

- So it's all going great. - It's going fabulous.

So then we're going into the fucking, okay?

Does he take his time?

It's slow in, like that gentle in.

Eye contact. - Oh.

I was like, okay.

This is what the spirit been talking about.

He's flipping me over because he's strong, he's strong.

There's a lot of ass back there.

But it's like strong, but sensual.

But I actually think

that that is what makes sex really good,

is that crescendo of slow.

And I like that diversity in the bedroom.

Lots of diversity, lots of diversity.

So we finished the first time.

He walks to the other side of the room,

gets himself a drink,

and he says, "Give me three minutes."

Then Delia starts the clock.

Round two. Round two was different.

Round two is predominantly doggy.

He's a builder but he has an interest in martial arts.

He's doing what I can just describe as a judo headlock.

- So you're getting doggy. - Yeah.

- And it's? - Yeah.

Okay. I know this headlock.

- You know the headlock. - I know his moves.

And you know, bicep, forearm, going at the back.

I'm like, "This is fucking amazing."

If I'm having a really good time-

- Squirting? - I do squirt.

I knew it.

If I'm having a great time, I squirt.

It had been a while, I've never...

Change, we had to change-

- Everywhere. - Everywhere, everywhere.

It was brilliant, it was awesome.

So did you just go the two times?

This sounds absolutely amazing already.

Delia.

So we may have gone a third time.

He gets his clothes on,

but he's also my neighbor who were having a party.

Their friends are still outside.

They've been listening to us going at it.

So they just applaud him, they're literally like,

"Well done." - Oh brilliant, oh brilliant.

And they applaud you as well.

- Yeah, I take the applause. - I love that.

And yeah, they're just like,

"Well done. Well done."

This has been an amazing sex story.

I wanna know, did you do it again?

Well, not only did I do it again,

we actually ended up dating.

And we only split up last year

after eight years.

Eight years. - Oh my gosh.

- Yeah. - So romantic.

The best sex ever for eight years.

It really was actually pretty good

for a really, really long time.

Delia, I believe in love.

Thank you so much for coming over

and telling me your best sex ever.

I can't wait to see you again.

Till next slag.

Thank you, I'll see you soon. - Until next time.

Bye! - Bye, Delia.

Oh, wow. What a magical story.

At first, when Delia was telling me

about that awful sex she was having,

I was thinking, "We're here to do the best sex ever."

But then things started spicing up

and I love that she got a nice hot fucking in the end.

And then, well, that's the way, we always wanna keep them.

She kept him for another eight years.

I love that.

Hm, daddy.