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Can't do it, not tonight.
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What a pussy. Just go.
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Easier said than done.
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You're useless. Forget it.
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I don't... I can't.
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If it's so easy why don't you go?
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You think I wouldn't?
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I'm helping you bro!
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Fine. I'm a loser, you're cool, OK?
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These chicks don't even compare.
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You're so lame.
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Your chick doesn't even like you.
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The left one is cute.
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Seems nice huh?
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Don't be fooled by appearances.
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What should I say?
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Let the master teach you.
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For you.
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What?
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Call your mom and tell her
you're going home with me tonight.
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You sleaze!
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This, is me.
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But not the usual me.
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I had a feeling she was going to do that.
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Sun Zi's advice is usually full of shit.
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Makes me wonder, if I've forgotten
how to pick up girls.
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How'd it go? Hey, your face is all red.
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Did you get her number?
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No. She's not my type.
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Like I said, "nice" girls are the easiest.
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Yeah, she was real nice.
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Forget her.
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We'll find you another one.
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I can't remember when my friends made it
their goal to hook me up with girls.
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I never asked them to,
I already met my target.
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Don't worry, it's definitely real.
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Morning.
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Good morning sir, can I help you?
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Sorry, I slept in.
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Customers get here earlier than you!
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Why be bosses if we can't come anytime?
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Thanks for coming.
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You have to be here to be a boss!
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I'm sick of opening,
you open all next week.
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Fine. Don't cry.
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Any new stuff?
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One Qing dynasty teapot.
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And one pair of underwear.
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Whose is it?
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Some actor's, I wrote it down.
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I have to go.
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Tell my sister to call me.
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Don't forget to sweep.
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Got it.
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This is my place. I co-own it with Liang.
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He's allowed to scold me,
because he put up most of the money.
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We've talked of owning
an antique shop since high school.
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It may not be that grand,
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but how many people can say they own a shop?
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Funny thing is,
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I had to leave college to run it.
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I was studying accounting. Why?
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Because my dad's an accountant,
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and so is my brother,
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and so is my aunt's husband.
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That didn't last too long.
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Because what I really wanted to be is an author.
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Hey Wen Zi.
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Don't call me Wen Zi.
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Call your brother.
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Will it kill you if you didn't have one?
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Make your call already.
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Out of the network area.
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Is he still playing Counter-Strike?
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Where's your chick, what's new?
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Aren't you supposed to be in class?
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Professor's sick. Tell me.
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No news. It's all good.
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Did you call her?
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What for? She's probably busy.
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Shooting a TV show?
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I guess.
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Then call and make her day.
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No way. She'll think I'm an idiot
just thinking of her all the time.
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But you are.
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How much for this clock?
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400!?
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What a rip off. I'll give you 250.
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Okay, okay fine, 250.
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Take it easy.
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What?
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That piece of crap is only worth 40.
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I never said 400,
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he wanted to give it to me, so why not?
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That's pocket change for guys like him.
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Is that my brother's?
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Yup.
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Tell him I'll call him later.
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What am I the answering machine?
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These are my closest friends.
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We've known each other since high school.
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This is Haitao.
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He's a bit slow, but a great guitar player.
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Recently formed his 3rd band.
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This is San.
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He's the assistant of the guy
who records sound for TV shows.
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A champion bullshitter,
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and useless when it comes to giving opinions.
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This is my partner Liang.
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His dream is to be a major antique dealer.
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I told him if he ever makes it big,
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I'd be his assistant...
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But he said,
I'm only qualified to hold the pen.
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What a punk.
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Keep it down!
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This bundle of joy is Liang's girlfriend Lin.
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We don't get along too well.
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This is Jing,
my closest high school classmate.
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Studying graphic design now; one of the guys.
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Though years ago,
San had a crush on her for like 2 days.
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He tried to kiss her,
only to get his ass kicked.
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You all suck! Hurry up, pay up.
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Did you call that girl?
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No.
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You two get it on yet or what?
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I called earlier but it was busy...
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I told you guys she's in Shanghai, I'll...
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Seriously, I would have had her that night!
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Keep talking through your asses,
she's not that kind of girl.
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What's wrong with him?
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No idea. Since he and Wu broke up,
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he's acting dumber than a schoolboy.
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Oh come on! I just met her a few months ago.
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Why, who's going to school?
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I thought he was going to score that night.
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If I'd known this fool was...
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I told you guys, she's different!
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What?
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You mean our comrade Wen
is about to give up the single life?
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This punk's fallen for her, bad!
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You just figured that out? He's serious.
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Yeah?
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They were right. I didn't want to admit it,
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but I fell for her the very first time we met.
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Yo, check this out...
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My buddy texted me a funny joke.
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It's about two cows, so like...
One day...
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...Hey, so this cow got kidnapped...
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Hey, I know her.
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Wait up.
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It's me, San,
you remember me?
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Just come say hi, that's all.
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This is Rong, this is my boy Wen.
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This is... dude, what's your name again?
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- Leo DiCaprio.
- Really.
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Are you an actress?
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Trying. You?
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I sell antiques.
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Really, that's cool.
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He's also a novelist.
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Unpublished.
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Alright, now you've been introduced,
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take her home!
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Sorry! So sorry!
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You split my ass in half!
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Butts are in halves to begin with.
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And like that, I fell for her.
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She had a special quality
and a sense of humor.
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Any other girl would have...
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How come you're out by yourself?
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I was supposed to meet some friends,
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but they canceled at the last minute.
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You sure they just don't like you?
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How do you know San?
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I don't know him that well.
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I think he was crew member on a show I was in.
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Which show?
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I guarantee you've never seen me on TV.
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Take my recent one,
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I was a kung-fu warrior,
I flew from left to right...
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and got killed on landing.
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Not doing too well these days.
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What kind of stories do you write?
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Me? I'll tell you next time.
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So I'll have something to talk about.
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How do you know I'll see you again?
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Because baby, you and I...
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...I can't think of anything clever.
I'd like to see you again.
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Can I have your number?
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Much better, be natural.
Girls hate it when guys try and impress.
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Thanks for the tip.
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What's your number?
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1362220069
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Why? You're not suggesting
I wait for your call.
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Don't blame me if you lose your phone.
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There you guys are!
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What're you doing?
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You guys are a walking accident.
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She meant you.
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So with that, the night got
abruptly flushed down the toilet.
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Sweet dreams.
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But that's okay,
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I called her, 2 days later...
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Standard wait time under int'I rules,
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and asked her out to dinner.
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Notice how you can't look cool,
no matter how tough a guy you are,
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if you drink through a straw?
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Imagine Schwarzenegger, big guy,
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sipping through a straw...
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Looks like an idiot!
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Don't move...
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It'd help if you didn't have this too.
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So tell me, what kind of stories do you write?
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Horror stories.
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What, like ghost stories?
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No, well, sort of.
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Stories that send a chill down the spine.
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Nobody writes really scary books these days.
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You know?
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When I read a really good book,
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it's like the author is right there
in the room talking to me...
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That's why I don't like reading good books.
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Then, you'll probably like mine.
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Any success with publishers?
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I have some connections.
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Here's to fame and fortune.
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Why, you want a piece of it?
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Sure.
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At least you're honest.
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Actually, I hope when I die,
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people will say:
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"That talented punk owed me tons of cash."
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You are so weird.
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I haven't had this much fun with a guy
in a long time.
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Me too... I mean with a girl.
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Don't know, maybe I meet a lot of jerks.
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Me too. Wonder if they're the same people.
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When are you coming back?
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Not sure. This time, it's a bigger role.
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Maybe a few weeks.
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I also have a photo shoot,
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so, maybe a month.
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How should I pass
these four weeks of boredom?
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Don't think of me, go write your book.
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Hi sir.
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Buy a flower for your girlfriend?
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No thanks cutie.
248
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Hey! The balloons!
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Ah, it's gone.
250
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Looks pretty.
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It's like that children's picture book:
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"Mysterious Balloons"
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Yeah, I remember reading that.
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You do? I just made it up!
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Yeah? Well, so did I.
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Even though I knew I'd miss her,
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I was going to be fine.
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Since meeting her,
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my life has felt complete.
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I had finally found the girl of my dreams.
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Nonsense. No such thing.
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As what?
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Dream girl.
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I'm not saying she's perfect.
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Plenty of prettier girls than her.
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Just that, she's... right for me.
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I like her.
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Besides, wasn't Mom yours?
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Dream girl, she was not.
270
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,415
But I wasn't wrong about her.
271
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,415
You kids these days,
272
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,999
just because you pitch a tent in your pants,
you think you're in love.
273
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,082
What a joke.
274
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:49,624
Forget it.
275
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,165
How's the book?
276
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:54,457
Still writing it.
277
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,499
Excuse me, do you have the time?
278
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,540
What are you doing! Get back!
279
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,082
Don't be afraid.
280
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:28,749
What's wrong?
281
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:31,457
Just now, somebody...
282
00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:33,499
These people, faceless...
283
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,082
With knives...
284
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:38,207
What are you talking about?
There's no one else here.
285
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,457
I'll call you a taxi...
286
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,540
You're one of them.
287
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,124
I told you she was a smart one.
288
00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:07,665
Is that all? Not bad!
289
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,707
Wait. Tell me the truth.
290
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:14,499
Really, I liked it.
291
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,207
Really?
292
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,832
What do the faceless people represent?
293
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,207
Are they a metaphor for your own psyche?
294
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:26,124
Can't tell you yet,
but you'll know when it's done.
295
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,832
Why would she run to the front desk?
296
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:32,415
If it was me, I wouldn't do that.
297
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,749
- Well, because she...
- Why would she ask for the time?
298
00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:38,499
Libraries have clocks everywhere.
299
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,082
Good point.
300
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,665
Pretty scary though, you've improved.
301
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,624
I felt like I was there.
302
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:50,290
Thanks. Must hurry up and finish it.
303
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,082
A publisher's interested.
304
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,624
I wonder if she'll call.
305
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:10,790
Nope.
306
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,707
She's supposed to be back today.
307
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,415
She's waiting for you to call her, dummy.
308
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:18,874
I don't know when she arrives.
309
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:22,832
You're afraid she's just stepping on or off the plane,
310
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,499
and you'll seem like an obsessed freak?
311
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:25,540
Exactly.
312
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:32,124
I'll tell you a secret,
313
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,832
but don't go blabbing...
314
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,332
Oh come on! I've never...
315
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,624
Yeah, yeah, fine.
316
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,207
Do you know why I like her?
317
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,499
I thought you had some big dark secret.
318
00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:46,707
Um, gee let me guess: She's a babe?
319
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,999
Babes are a dime a dozen. It's not that.
320
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,665
It's because she corresponds to The List.
321
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,874
Since I was 17, I've had a list.
322
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:03,207
Don't look at me like that.
323
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:04,499
I've actually got it at home.
324
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:08,665
A list of ideal qualities I want in a woman.
325
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,124
36-24-36?
326
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,249
Aside from the obvious.
327
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,415
For example, her fun personality;
328
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,499
Her sense of humor;
329
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,332
She doesn't always expect me to pay;
330
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,040
She isn't full of herself;
331
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:28,124
Sometimes she's just as weird as me;
332
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:33,582
We can talk about nothing
and still have fun;
333
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:36,874
She's smart... unlike a lot of actors...
334
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:39,790
And she likes kids... among other things.
335
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,832
You've ticked off the whole list
336
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,915
in that short amount of time?
337
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:48,707
What makes you so perfect to demand all that?
338
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,374
I didn't... I'm saying that's what I want,
339
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,499
and so far
340
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,207
I've found it in her.
341
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,165
Kids? How does she like kids?
342
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,624
Does she have one?
343
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:05,457
What-are-you, looking for a wife now?
344
00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:07,124
No, well... what do you mean?
345
00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:11,082
Isn't that where all relationships should end up?
346
00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:13,499
I'm not getting any younger.
347
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:19,624
I support you.
If you need any girl advice, ask me.
348
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,290
Can we buy art supplies after you close?
349
00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:26,540
Sure.
350
00:23:29,416 --> 00:23:32,624
I know you guys
have some weird crap here...
351
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:36,082
But, what the hell is that?
352
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:40,499
That?
353
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,499
Is a big-time movie star's costume.
354
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,665
Whose? What's it doing here?
355
00:23:47,708 --> 00:23:48,874
Do you know Chow Yun-Fat?
356
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:51,832
No way! Get out of here! Really?
357
00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:56,499
Yup, that's Chow Yun-Fat's underwear.
358
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:04,624
It's her.
359
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:09,999
Hi. Yes.
360
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:13,999
When did you get back? Last night?
361
00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:16,457
I thought, uh...
362
00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:19,499
No, not busy really...
363
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,790
You know, at the store.
364
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:30,415
Sure. No problem.
365
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:31,874
See you in an hour.
366
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:36,124
Told you she'd call me!
367
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:37,874
I need a favor buddy.
Take care of the shop for me.
368
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,790
I have to go home.
369
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:44,374
Please? I'll be your slave in my next life.
370
00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:46,790
"Hoes before bros" much?
371
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,999
Sorry, I know.
372
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,374
I promise we'll go shopping another day. OK?
373
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,499
We'll see. Get out of here.
374
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:58,332
You suck at this game.
One call and you go running?
375
00:24:58,875 --> 00:24:59,624
Give me your hand.
376
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,124
This is our secret handshake.
377
00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:07,665
Don't teach anyone else.
378
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:08,999
Promise I'll take you.
379
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:11,874
Good luck lover-boy.
380
00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:21,874
Calm down buddy boy. Must calm down.
381
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,999
Though excited to see her,
382
00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:25,790
I remind myself not to over do it.
383
00:25:26,416 --> 00:25:28,040
She'll think I'm a retard.
384
00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:31,457
Every game has rules and stages,
385
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:33,165
even this game of love.
386
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:34,999
I sense I've entered Stage One:
387
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:39,499
Where you analyze
every move the girl makes.
388
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,332
I can tell she's happy to see me.
389
00:25:45,666 --> 00:25:47,749
Didn't hug me, but that's OK...
390
00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:50,749
She doesn't want to look like a flirt.
391
00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:53,790
But she couldn't resist touching me.
392
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:55,624
A definite sign of affection.
393
00:25:55,791 --> 00:26:00,332
- I've missed you.
- Yeah? Me too.
394
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:04,040
Yeah! She said 'me too'!
395
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:05,790
How was Shanghai?
396
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,540
Exhausting. Have one more week here.
397
00:26:09,041 --> 00:26:09,915
How's business?
398
00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:11,624
Anyone buy the underwear?
399
00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:13,665
Which - No, not yet.
400
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,915
You look beautiful today.
401
00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:19,415
Really?
402
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,374
Thanks.
403
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:34,749
I love you.
404
00:26:36,916 --> 00:26:40,749
Finally! What took you so long?!
405
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,499
What do you think?
406
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,499
Good.
407
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:57,582
- Which one's better?
- That one.
408
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,040
Why do you want to be an actress?
409
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:09,499
Fame and money.
410
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,249
Very materialistic.
411
00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:13,624
I'm kidding dummy.
412
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:16,207
How much do you think actors like me get paid?
413
00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:17,582
I don't know.
414
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,832
Trust me, not much.
415
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:23,915
So much I have to model for stupid
products like breast enhancement cream.
416
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:26,332
Can I judge the results?
417
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:27,707
Too many kids here.
418
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:31,332
Let's get dinner, I'm starving.
419
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:32,374
Sure, let's go.
420
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,832
You're a fun guy Wen.
421
00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:36,874
How come you don't have a girlfriend?
422
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:43,540
My last one felt I wasn't serious enough.
423
00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:45,207
Really, what happened?
424
00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:48,290
We have finally arrived at Stage Two:
425
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,582
Where we ask personal questions.
426
00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:54,290
It didn't work out.
427
00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:55,874
Just, totally not compatible.
428
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:57,499
Do you believe in love at first sight?
429
00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,540
I do now... with you.
430
00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:03,499
Quit joking, seriously.
431
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:04,749
You, baby.
432
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,290
With who?
433
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,457
With you, baby.
434
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:09,665
Come on, tell me.
435
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:12,540
I'm saying you!
436
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:16,374
I believe in love at first sight,
but I also think it's up to destiny.
437
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:20,790
I think everyone
can find the right one for them.
438
00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:23,749
If fate wants them to be together, it happens.
439
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:30,832
Yes. That's what all women say.
440
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,999
This is where
I should tell her my true feelings.
441
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:36,874
She's opened the door and it's now or never.
442
00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:42,332
Hey, it's you!
443
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,332
Who's this punk?
444
00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:48,457
- Long time no see.
- Yeah.
445
00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:55,374
What's new?
Grab a bite?
446
00:28:56,541 --> 00:28:57,332
Just a sec.
447
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:04,374
Da Ming, this is my friend Chen Wen.
448
00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:08,124
Wen's an international antique dealer.
449
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,874
Wow, big business.
450
00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:17,040
Wen, he's asked me to have dinner.
451
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,874
I need to talk about some things with him.
So I have to go. I'm really sorry.
452
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:22,540
I'm really sorry.
453
00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:24,582
Oh, okay. So...
454
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,665
I had a great time today. Thanks.
455
00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:28,415
No problem.
456
00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:27,332
I hate it when I do that.
457
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:29,374
Walk into a room and forget why.
458
00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:31,832
Bet that's how pets spend their whole lives.
459
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:57,457
One thing's for sure:
460
00:30:57,875 --> 00:30:59,332
I'm not calling her.
461
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:01,790
She said she'd call me.
462
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,624
Besides I'd violate a major rule:
463
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:07,207
Don't call the girl the same night,
after hanging out all day.
464
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,582
Keep the change. Closing soon?
465
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:45,040
Hi, Rong? Hello?
466
00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:48,665
Can you hear me?
467
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,082
Hello? Who is this?
468
00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:50,999
It's me.
469
00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:51,832
Who?
470
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:52,832
Me!
471
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:54,499
Who is this?
472
00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,499
It's me, Chen Wen.
You're signal is bad.
473
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,915
Oh. Hi.
474
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,332
I frantically try and think of
something intelligent to say,
475
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,457
but the best I can do is...
476
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,999
Hey, was that guy your boyfriend?
477
00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:09,832
No. He's a friend.
478
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,665
I must go, call you later?
479
00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:15,290
Right. Okay.
480
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:22,082
"Is he your boyfriend?"
What a genius.
481
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:28,249
No, she said she was busy.
482
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,165
She was boning the guy.
483
00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:35,499
Really? You're so smart.
484
00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:38,249
Then why did she answer the phone?
485
00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:43,874
You suck.
486
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,499
Wen, I don't want to be an asshole,
487
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:50,749
but a chick out by herself so late?
488
00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:54,040
Sun Zi, that's not even his real name.
489
00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,540
In fact none of us know his name.
490
00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:00,707
He's the type you hang with at bars.
491
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,332
Not even sure what he actually does...
492
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:05,249
Heard he runs a DVD distribution ring.
493
00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:08,874
Only hangs with us
when he wants free drinks.
494
00:33:09,416 --> 00:33:10,457
What's the big deal?
495
00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,874
But don't sweat it bro. At this stage,
496
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:18,915
you have to do something
outrageously romantic.
497
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:22,749
If you keep going the way you are,
you'll end up being girlfriends.
498
00:33:25,291 --> 00:33:29,124
That guy might've been her boyfriend.
499
00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:32,207
Who gives a shit!
Tell him to piss off.
500
00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:36,499
Women like it when guys fight over them.
501
00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:44,124
I know she likes me,
I can tell from the details.
502
00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:45,374
Like when we eat,
503
00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:46,957
and my cup is empty,
she fills it up right away.
504
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:47,999
Real caring like.
505
00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:52,290
First-class waitress. Are you a first-grader?
506
00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:57,207
The girl next to you in class picks up
your pencil and you think she likes you?
507
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,040
Are you for real?
508
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:03,874
I'll think of something cool to do.
509
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,874
I'm the master of cool things!
510
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:10,832
I'm out of here bro.
511
00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:14,582
Alright man, hey, got any new discs?
512
00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:18,124
Couldn't find "Scream 4".
513
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,540
New Stephen Chow movie is bad quality.
514
00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:24,124
Here, John Woo's "Face/Off".
515
00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:27,082
Seen that a million times, it's old!
516
00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:30,249
Special edition, classic. Go watch it again.
517
00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:39,040
Can you lend bro another 500?
518
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:58,040
You two hurry up, 10 minutes.
519
00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,332
Got it.
520
00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:14,249
Who's that?
521
00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:29,999
Looking for you Rong?
522
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:49,707
What are you doing?
523
00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:52,707
For you. Open it.
524
00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,165
Are you out of your mind?!
525
00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:58,457
Open it first.
526
00:35:58,666 --> 00:36:00,915
What's this? What're you doing?
527
00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:03,082
Instead of some cliche, which we aren't,
528
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,624
I got you something you'll never forget.
529
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:07,540
One day you'll be thinking about it,
530
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,374
but it'll be gone...
531
00:36:10,416 --> 00:36:13,499
Like my feelings for you,
it will only exist inside you.
532
00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:16,790
Very sweet thanks,
533
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,290
but I can't take it.
534
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,540
You're refusing a candy ring?
535
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,707
Good thing I didn't get the gold one.
536
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:30,374
We're leaving soon.
I have to get ready.
537
00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:32,874
Most girls would have been touched.
538
00:36:34,666 --> 00:36:36,207
Well, I'm not most girls.
539
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:38,624
You think because you pulled a cute stunt
540
00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:40,249
I should gush all over you?
541
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,540
Grow up, I'm not that kind of girl.
542
00:36:43,916 --> 00:36:47,707
What? I'm trying to
express my true feelings,
543
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,374
not trying to get you into bed.
544
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,082
I swear on my neighbor's pet's life.
545
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,540
I'm not in the mood for your jokes today.
546
00:36:56,416 --> 00:37:00,082
What's wrong?
That time of the month?
547
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:01,749
Yes, I'm on my period!
548
00:37:03,041 --> 00:37:04,540
You want to say it louder?
549
00:37:04,833 --> 00:37:06,499
Maybe the janitor didn't hear you.
550
00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:07,999
Later.
551
00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:13,540
Fine. Don't say I didn't try.
552
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,415
You call this trying?
553
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:18,915
She's testing me.
554
00:37:19,208 --> 00:37:21,040
But I'm not going to turn around first.
555
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:24,040
That's so unfair.
556
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:25,707
It's like women are born knowing
557
00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:27,832
the guy will turn back first.
558
00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:31,665
Who was that? So romantic.
559
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,915
I'll take him if you don't want him.
560
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:38,415
If I were a girl,
I would have fallen for me.
561
00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,040
Another thing is for certain,
562
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,415
that's the last time I listen to
Sun Zi's bullshit advice.
563
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:50,290
I sought refuge in the company of friends
564
00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:53,082
to forget my situation with Rong for a while.
565
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,499
Only trouble was,
566
00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:57,957
I had to listen to their
unasked opinions on the subject.
567
00:38:01,791 --> 00:38:03,790
Your problem is you have no persistence.
568
00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,040
You want everything now.
569
00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:08,040
Frankly, you just don't understand women.
570
00:38:08,791 --> 00:38:10,332
Your few seconds of charm
571
00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:13,290
might fool little girls. But knowing you,
572
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:14,624
try again in your next life.
573
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:17,707
How about this one?
574
00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:18,915
Don't like the color.
575
00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:21,040
Sometimes you can't make someone love you.
576
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,415
All you can do is be someone
who is worth loving.
577
00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:25,707
The rest is up to them.
578
00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:29,499
What?
579
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:32,207
What'd you expect?
580
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,874
An angel?
She's an actress, boy!
581
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,457
Take whatever chicks say
as important as a fart.
582
00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,624
"No" means "yes",
583
00:38:42,291 --> 00:38:43,999
"I don't love you" means "I do".
584
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,582
"I don't want" means "I want."
585
00:38:46,666 --> 00:38:50,165
Damn it, can't you shoot?
586
00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:53,790
Women are lame...
587
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,790
Women are lame, you're lame too.
588
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,832
Why's this fool always late?
589
00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:24,415
This guy is half-Chinese.
590
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,374
He's the bass player in Haitao's new band.
591
00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:29,582
His day job is teaching corporate English.
592
00:39:30,458 --> 00:39:31,707
Which face did you take off today?
593
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,249
"26 minutes late..."
594
00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:35,040
"Casing didn't fit right?"
595
00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:37,499
Don't blame me, traffic sucked.
596
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,749
This is lan, this is my buddy Liang.
597
00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:41,082
Hi. Pleasure.
598
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,749
Your Chinese is pretty good.
599
00:39:43,125 --> 00:39:44,374
So is yours.
600
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:46,040
Sure he's a foreigner?
601
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,957
Joint-venture product.
602
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:03,707
We hadn't gone to the mountains
in a long time.
603
00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:07,124
We'd talked about leaving the city, just us.
604
00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:09,124
Now that Liang had finally bought a car...
605
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,582
- Are we there yet?
- Almost.
606
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:21,415
Really? Hurry up!
The electric donkey is faster!
607
00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:24,290
Step on it.
608
00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,249
- Tasty?
- Not bad.
609
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,207
That's why you're here, to barbeque.
610
00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:56,457
It was great being away from the city.
611
00:40:56,666 --> 00:40:59,415
We joked about all kinds of things.
612
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,165
But when you throw a bunch of guys together,
613
00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:04,540
one topic is sure to come up: Women.
614
00:41:05,416 --> 00:41:08,124
Unfortunately, once again it was about...
615
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,582
Don't hang out with her anymore.
616
00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:11,249
She'll wonder why you're ignoring her.
617
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:12,415
Wait for her to make a move.
618
00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:15,499
For some reason,
chicks these days do that.
619
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:17,999
Right. Pay too much attention,
and they disappear,
620
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,124
but when they miss the attention,
621
00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:21,790
they always come running back.
622
00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:22,790
That's a basic rule.
623
00:41:23,416 --> 00:41:26,207
That's what I've... I'm not even bothering.
624
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:27,499
She's playing games.
625
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:30,499
First one to confess their love loses,
626
00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:32,999
she's got you by the balls now.
627
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:34,874
Unless you get her jealous.
628
00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,582
Bet she'll start chasing you then.
629
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:47,249
The plan was to get Rong to think
I had a life without her.
630
00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:49,499
To have her see me with another girl.
631
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:53,582
Let's just say it was an experiment on behalf
of all the guys on the planet.
632
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:56,249
The first step was to get a girl to cooperate.
633
00:41:56,541 --> 00:41:59,040
Where would I find such a girl?
634
00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:01,832
Jing wasn't a bad looking girl.
635
00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:03,707
She was the best choice I had.
636
00:42:04,416 --> 00:42:06,999
It took some pleading, but she finally agreed.
637
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:08,165
Fine. But you pay for the clothes.
638
00:42:08,291 --> 00:42:09,624
Fine. Easy.
639
00:42:09,916 --> 00:42:10,832
- OK.
- Deal.
640
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:11,832
Promise?
641
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:17,124
Just be careful not to really fall for me.
642
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:18,457
What?!
643
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:22,707
San got a buddy to call Rong
to get her photos
644
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,499
for a possible commercial.
645
00:42:25,791 --> 00:42:28,165
People are always asking for photos
in their business.
646
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:33,249
Even lan got involved.
647
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:36,374
He claimed he could borrow a Porsche.
648
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,874
But the best he got was his cousin's VW.
649
00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:41,415
On condition that it was back before sunset.
650
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,082
After all, I had to look good,
651
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,707
like there's more to me than meets the eye.
652
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:22,415
What?
653
00:43:22,791 --> 00:43:23,665
Where's Jing?
654
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,874
Ha Ha. Retard.
655
00:43:26,416 --> 00:43:29,207
What happened, you actually look pretty!
656
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:30,540
Screw you.
657
00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:33,624
If you want to back out,
658
00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:36,832
we can forget about the whole thing.
659
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,165
No, let's go. It's dumb.
660
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:42,040
And we've got nothing better to do.
661
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:46,457
Do I look okay?
662
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,540
Practically a walking magazine cover.
663
00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:53,124
They agreed to meet in front of a hotel.
664
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,832
Everything was in place,
all we had to do was make contact.
665
00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:03,624
1, 2, shake, hook...
666
00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:06,540
Right, then bump.
667
00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:09,624
Bump this.
668
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:14,582
Get in character.
669
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,457
Should be here.
670
00:44:22,875 --> 00:44:24,040
Is that her?
671
00:44:24,833 --> 00:44:26,082
Get ready to get out.
672
00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:34,624
Hey, she went inside.
673
00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:47,415
She's gone.
674
00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:50,040
What? Where?
675
00:44:57,625 --> 00:44:59,249
I don't know, just come!
676
00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:00,582
Hurry up.
677
00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:04,415
Get over here.
678
00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:08,332
Chen Wen? It is you.
679
00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:09,874
What are you doing?
680
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,290
Hey! What are you doing here?
681
00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:13,999
I thought I saw you.
682
00:45:14,708 --> 00:45:16,040
Dropping something off.
683
00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:17,624
Really? Nice.
684
00:45:19,916 --> 00:45:23,749
Let's go baby! We're late.
685
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:28,332
What? Oh! Right. Coming.
686
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:29,665
Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
687
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:32,207
Oh okay. You'd better go then.
688
00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:35,249
Right. Call when you're free.
689
00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,540
You're a genius!
690
00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:55,332
You should be the actress,
even I believed it!
691
00:45:55,583 --> 00:45:56,999
Save the ass-kissing for later.
692
00:45:58,416 --> 00:46:00,249
You think it worked?
693
00:46:00,541 --> 00:46:04,165
Definitely. She looked over here twice.
694
00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:04,999
Yeah?
695
00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,249
So that's your dream girl huh?
696
00:46:07,416 --> 00:46:08,207
Feedback.
697
00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:10,082
She's pretty.
698
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:30,415
I'll admit, even though later I thought
the whole incident was pretty stupid,
699
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:35,332
but seeing her reaction proved
I still had a place in her heart.
700
00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:39,249
Besides, like Jing said,
we didn't have anything better to do.
701
00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:52,624
Careful with that TV set.
702
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:55,082
Wen, what's all this?!
703
00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:58,290
They needed an antique shop for an episode,
704
00:46:58,416 --> 00:46:59,499
so San asked if he could borrow it.
705
00:46:59,666 --> 00:47:00,999
Are you getting more stupid?
706
00:47:01,291 --> 00:47:02,915
How are we supposed to do business?
707
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:04,290
Did they pay a fee?
708
00:47:04,916 --> 00:47:05,999
No.
709
00:47:06,458 --> 00:47:08,999
But San said he'll put us in the show.
710
00:47:09,583 --> 00:47:11,124
You're joking right?!
711
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,249
Bro, it's my big chance!
712
00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:18,082
They're letting me be the boom guy.
713
00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:19,582
If I do well, I get the rest of the series.
714
00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:21,082
It'll only take an hour.
715
00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:22,915
Free publicity for the shop.
716
00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:25,874
Make sure they don't lose our things.
717
00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:31,165
Where? Where? Move!
718
00:47:36,666 --> 00:47:38,624
This is the head director.
719
00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,832
This is the associate director,
and assistant director.
720
00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:43,040
This is the director's assistant...
721
00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:46,332
Listen! In a moment,
722
00:47:46,708 --> 00:47:49,999
you two,
stand behind the counter and look busy.
723
00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:52,707
At this point our main star...
724
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,249
There you are Mr. Liu!
725
00:47:54,458 --> 00:47:55,457
What do you mean look busy...
726
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:58,207
What's an associate director?
727
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:05,040
Okay. Ready... hurry up!
728
00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:07,499
Roll tape.
729
00:48:07,708 --> 00:48:12,374
5,4,3,2,1... action!
730
00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:27,499
I don't want to discuss it!
731
00:48:28,416 --> 00:48:32,749
But you promised you'd handle it.
732
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:37,207
Sister?!
733
00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:41,165
What are you doing here?
734
00:48:41,416 --> 00:48:43,499
You heartless bitch!
735
00:48:44,916 --> 00:48:47,457
Cut! Excellent.
736
00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:50,749
How's that? Not bad huh?
737
00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:54,707
Great! No wonder they call you One-Take Liu.
738
00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,165
That's right.
739
00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:03,582
If I get famous, I'm opening a restaurant.
740
00:49:06,041 --> 00:49:08,915
If I get famous, I'll buy a publisher.
741
00:49:10,458 --> 00:49:13,165
If I get famous, I'm ignoring you two.
742
00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:25,415
See that girl there?
743
00:49:27,541 --> 00:49:28,665
She's the new script girl.
744
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:31,915
She's been staring at me all day.
745
00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:34,790
Telling you, she wants me.
746
00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:36,707
Make a move bro!
747
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:40,249
No way,
I got to look like I'm not interested.
748
00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:47,124
Yeah, that way
she won't ever know who you are.
749
00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:49,540
Go over and talk.
750
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:52,332
Forget her.
751
00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:55,457
Not interested. She looks like a bitch.
752
00:49:58,291 --> 00:49:59,999
Bullshit. You just talk big.
753
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,499
You've all got endless advice
754
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,207
but none of you ever follow it yourselves.
755
00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:06,290
What about you?
756
00:50:06,416 --> 00:50:09,207
Can't even score with that dumb chick,
you had to resort to stupid tricks.
757
00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:10,999
You're one to talk!
758
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:12,957
What the hell?
759
00:50:16,791 --> 00:50:19,457
Oh, and your girl? I introduced her to you!
760
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:38,665
I have a feeling she'll call today.
761
00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:46,290
But as the phone tricked me all morning,
762
00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:50,082
I realized women know
how to mess with
763
00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:52,874
a guy's mind and his confidence.
764
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:56,040
Granted she could be busy.
765
00:50:56,333 --> 00:50:58,999
Acting is tough, I know, I've tried it.
766
00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:03,290
But I think Rong really wants to call me,
767
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:05,207
she's just waiting for me to give in.
768
00:51:08,916 --> 00:51:11,582
Bet she's out there right now,
alone and waiting,
769
00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:14,249
for the phone to ring...
770
00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:18,290
Hey girl.
771
00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:20,207
I'm a weak bastard.
772
00:51:21,041 --> 00:51:22,915
Can't hear you.
773
00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:25,749
Where are you?
774
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,124
Photo shoot.
775
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:28,457
What's up?
776
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,374
What're you doing tonight?
777
00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:32,332
Nothing planned.
778
00:51:33,666 --> 00:51:35,249
It's too noisy.
779
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:37,040
I'll call you later?
780
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,124
You need to get a new line,
781
00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:40,999
you always say that, but you never call.
782
00:51:41,416 --> 00:51:44,249
No I don't. I'll call, promise.
783
00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:47,207
Don't make me wait all day.
784
00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:48,874
I won't.
785
00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:52,290
Hey, who was that girl with you the other day?
786
00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:56,499
Which one?
787
00:51:57,583 --> 00:51:59,665
Oh, her? She was just a friend.
788
00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:01,124
Yeah?
789
00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:03,915
I thought some rich girl
got her hooks into you.
790
00:52:04,791 --> 00:52:06,582
Call you later.
791
00:52:09,666 --> 00:52:11,749
This game isn't over.
792
00:52:12,083 --> 00:52:14,624
She wants me big time.
793
00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:16,915
I'm finally back on track.
794
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:07,040
Thank you.
795
00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:10,082
Remember the script girl?
796
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:13,874
This is my new girlfriend, Liu Na.
797
00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:14,915
Hi everyone.
798
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:16,374
These are my best friends.
799
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:23,540
Thanks brother, you were right about her.
800
00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:28,332
What are you fools doing here?
801
00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:30,915
Just about to ask you the same.
802
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:35,124
Checking out the scenery bro.
803
00:53:45,541 --> 00:53:46,915
She's coming.
804
00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:49,040
The dream lover cometh?
805
00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:51,249
What about me?
806
00:53:51,875 --> 00:53:52,540
Oh yeah.
807
00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:54,665
I said using me was a stupid idea.
808
00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:57,832
I already told her you're just a friend.
809
00:54:01,333 --> 00:54:02,999
Can I get your autograph?
810
00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:08,707
- Thanks. - Sure.
811
00:54:24,208 --> 00:54:25,499
Where's Quan?
812
00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:28,749
He and I don't go to the toilet together.
813
00:54:31,416 --> 00:54:32,499
You guys were pretty good.
814
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:35,915
Give us a call sometime, we can jam.
815
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:40,082
Sign one for my little sister?
816
00:54:48,291 --> 00:54:49,207
Thanks.
817
00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:53,124
Take it easy.
818
00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:30,457
Let me introduce everyone.
819
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:31,874
This is Liu Rong.
820
00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:36,540
Things were going well. Everyone liked her,
821
00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:38,207
and she liked my friends.
822
00:55:38,833 --> 00:55:41,749
And for a moment, it felt like she was mine.
823
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,832
You guys hang, we're going down.
824
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,540
Do you like it? Just bought it today.
825
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:58,832
I really like black.
826
00:56:00,291 --> 00:56:01,124
Yeah, it looks great.
827
00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:02,832
I love black too.
828
00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:06,082
Hold on. I'm getting a Bud. You?
829
00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:07,540
Sure. I'll have a Bud too.
830
00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,707
You hate Budweiser, you drink Heineken.
831
00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:22,624
Nice car, is it yours?
832
00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:24,457
No.
833
00:56:33,416 --> 00:56:37,499
Come on. Let's party downstairs.
834
00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:41,082
You guys going too?
835
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:47,165
How come as soon as I come, they all leave?
836
00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:50,499
You wearing fake perfume?
837
00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:51,915
How'd you know?
838
00:56:57,208 --> 00:56:59,332
There's something I want to say...
839
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:01,249
- Oh, wait a sec.
840
00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:07,540
A present for the big writer.
841
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:16,249
It's really nice. Thanks!
842
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,499
Just wanted to apologize for that day,
843
00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:23,874
it had nothing to do with you.
844
00:57:24,916 --> 00:57:28,749
Which day? Forget about it.
845
00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:32,707
This is where I say: I love you Rong.
846
00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:34,624
I want to be with you.
847
00:57:36,666 --> 00:57:39,249
I need to wake up early tomorrow.
848
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,457
It's only midnight.
849
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,124
Some other time. Say bye to your friends.
850
00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:46,749
Let's talk tomorrow.
851
00:58:02,708 --> 00:58:03,415
Rong!
852
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,665
Yeah?
853
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,040
You forgot something.
854
00:58:06,625 --> 00:58:07,457
What?
855
00:58:07,708 --> 00:58:08,832
Me.
856
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:12,499
I like you.
857
00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:14,915
I like you too.
858
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:18,915
I'm in love with you.
859
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,915
I have been for a long time,
860
00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:26,665
and not because you just gave me a pen.
861
00:58:27,666 --> 00:58:29,415
You've given me something more valuable.
862
00:58:30,125 --> 00:58:32,540
Wen, we're friends.
863
00:58:32,916 --> 00:58:35,874
Exactly! Because we're friends
I want to take it to the next level.
864
00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:38,040
We have to hate each other to be in love?
865
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,290
You're everything
I've ever wanted in a girl...
866
00:58:42,666 --> 00:58:46,249
You could be taller,
but I still want to be with you.
867
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:47,832
I'm only going to be gone for a night.
868
00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:49,207
I'll see you tomorrow.
869
00:58:58,041 --> 00:59:00,082
That's it? Did I miss something?
870
00:59:08,458 --> 00:59:09,874
Maybe she's got a boyfriend.
871
00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:11,624
Yeah, some sugar-daddy.
872
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,540
Maybe she just doesn't like you.
873
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,749
You win some, you lose some.
874
00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:21,499
Shit, you guys still talking about this?
875
00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:26,124
Wen Zi, if it's meant to be, it'll be.
876
00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:32,040
What is this? You all watch
the same cheesy soap opera?
877
00:59:32,666 --> 00:59:34,082
Even the lines are the same.
878
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:35,999
I'm fine.
879
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,499
You all seem more concerned than me...
880
00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:43,582
Since when did this
become the topic of choice?
881
00:59:43,916 --> 00:59:45,249
Since we realized your IQ is equal to
882
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:47,332
the number of times Haitao's gotten laid.
883
00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:55,165
Wow, he's pretty smart.
884
00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:57,832
Let's go. You okay?
885
00:59:58,125 --> 00:59:59,499
I'll take you home.
886
01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:04,915
You didn't have to an ass-kisser with her.
887
01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:08,082
Don't start changing for some girl.
888
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:09,415
It's not worth it.
889
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:22,582
Sir. Please pay the bill.
890
01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:33,665
Grab a cab and wait for me.
891
01:00:34,625 --> 01:00:37,999
If you ever see that chick again...
892
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:41,874
Last chance buddy...
893
01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:45,082
Next time you're with her,
just get it on, man.
894
01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:47,499
First chance you get, alright?
895
01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:48,332
Yours to lose.
896
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,374
You okay?
897
01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:53,540
Yes.
898
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,499
Why don't you go for Jing?
899
01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:58,082
She's cute.
900
01:00:58,666 --> 01:01:02,790
You kidding? No way. She's my pal.
901
01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:06,457
Known her forever, practically a sister.
902
01:01:07,291 --> 01:01:09,290
You drunk?
903
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:10,582
Probably.
904
01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:14,624
I'm going home with this honey now.
905
01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:17,832
In your dreams. Not like this you're not.
906
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,207
Drop me off at my place!
907
01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:26,415
Win some, lose some, right?
908
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,165
Well, I must have won Rong back.
909
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,665
The strangest thing...
She suddenly invited me to go to her place.
910
01:01:34,833 --> 01:01:37,624
Maybe she finally came to her senses.
911
01:01:42,541 --> 01:01:43,915
You sure this is your house?
912
01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:50,749
Come in. You can leave your shoes on.
913
01:01:54,041 --> 01:01:55,082
Nice place.
914
01:01:55,875 --> 01:01:56,707
It's okay, huh?
915
01:01:58,083 --> 01:01:59,499
Breast-cream ads pay well,
916
01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:01,707
hook me up with that gig.
917
01:02:02,083 --> 01:02:02,999
Sure.
918
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:11,332
I'm going to go change.
919
01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:21,207
Have a seat,
I'll be out in a moment.
920
01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:05,915
Happy birthday!
921
01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:12,499
I don't know if anything this horrifying
has ever happened to anyone else.
922
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,499
This is beyond embarrassment.
923
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:19,290
At this moment,
I want to vanish from the face of the earth.
924
01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:22,707
How does one get out of this situation?
925
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:24,790
My old man never taught me.
926
01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:32,374
Not another damn word!
927
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,207
I'm not joking, not a word to anyone!
928
01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:38,832
Especially you San!
929
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:41,582
Don't go telling your stupid TV buddies
about this shit.
930
01:03:41,833 --> 01:03:42,707
Man, I...
931
01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:45,874
I mean it.
932
01:03:46,875 --> 01:03:48,499
Why didn't you tell me?
933
01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:50,374
It was a surprise party!
934
01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:51,499
It's no big deal.
935
01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:55,915
That was the most humiliating
thing that's ever happened to me!
936
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,499
Oh come on, she had a good laugh too...
937
01:03:58,875 --> 01:03:59,749
It's definitely over now.
938
01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:03,207
To her, I'm just another
stupid horny bastard!
939
01:04:03,791 --> 01:04:05,790
We could have finished the cake.
940
01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:08,832
Wen, listen to me...
941
01:04:10,166 --> 01:04:14,665
Hey, it's okay. Call her and apologize,
make a joke, then put it behind you.
942
01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:18,082
At least you had your underwear on...
943
01:04:18,166 --> 01:04:21,165
Otherwise, she'd have to go look
for a magnifying glass.
944
01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:28,499
She didn't call the next day.
945
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,457
Without Rong, I intend to
lead a productive bachelor life.
946
01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:35,582
I'm content.
947
01:04:35,666 --> 01:04:37,499
I remind myself being single has advantages.
948
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,540
I only have one person to please.
I can do whatever I want,
949
01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:43,415
hang with the boys and go home anytime.
950
01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:45,790
Don't have to worry about where she is,
951
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:50,374
no jealous suspicions,
no arguments, no mind games.
952
01:04:52,416 --> 01:04:53,915
Without a girl to worry about,
953
01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:55,832
I can get on with my writing career
954
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:58,665
and not waste time with trivial things.
955
01:04:59,583 --> 01:05:01,832
But other times, I feel lonely.
956
01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:04,624
To make matters worse,
it's like the world knows
957
01:05:05,041 --> 01:05:06,332
I'm a loser with no girl,
958
01:05:06,583 --> 01:05:08,165
and decides to rub it in my face.
959
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:10,457
Because everywhere I look,
960
01:05:10,791 --> 01:05:12,457
there are couples...
961
01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:14,749
hugging and kissing,
962
01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:17,499
making me want to... throw up.
963
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:20,832
Stage three:
964
01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:22,915
Where you and your girl
965
01:05:23,291 --> 01:05:24,665
are not talking for whatever reason.
966
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,124
Lately, it seems like
I've been stuck in this stage.
967
01:05:27,541 --> 01:05:30,665
We haven't talked since my birthday.
968
01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:33,999
Whatever. Forget her if
she doesn't like me, her loss.
969
01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:43,249
Looks like you're having a bad time.
970
01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:45,290
Not doing too well.
971
01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:49,415
Just because she saw you in your dirty undies?
972
01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:54,374
It's got nothing to do with that.
973
01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:56,499
I'm just...
974
01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:01,499
I just don't get it. What's wrong with me?
975
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:05,124
I'm not a bad person. She likes being with me.
976
01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:06,790
She knows I love her.
977
01:06:07,291 --> 01:06:09,082
I'm doing all the right things
978
01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:12,290
and playing along with the rules of the game.
979
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:18,874
So why doesn't she feel
the way I do for her?
980
01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:21,374
Screw the rules and mind games!
981
01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:24,040
Do what's natural and follow your heart.
982
01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:27,374
Love and relationships aren't a science,
that's the beauty of it.
983
01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:31,665
Plus, destiny plays a big part I think.
984
01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:35,374
What would you know?
You don't even have a face.
985
01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:36,707
That's because I'm a figment of
986
01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:38,207
your stupid imagination!
987
01:06:38,625 --> 01:06:40,457
Hey sonny, end of the line.
988
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:52,332
That's awesome.
989
01:06:55,291 --> 01:06:57,082
What do you think?
Pretty good huh?
990
01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:01,540
Yours is better.
991
01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:04,290
We usually ignore him.
992
01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:11,415
Let's go.
993
01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:12,874
Where?
994
01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:15,540
I promised I'd take you shopping right?
995
01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:17,582
- Now? - Yes.
996
01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:31,249
See you in class.
997
01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,124
Is that guy after you?
998
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:43,499
Yeah, I think so.
999
01:07:44,291 --> 01:07:45,040
You like him?
1000
01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:46,082
He's a nice guy.
1001
01:07:47,041 --> 01:07:48,582
Doesn't seem like your type.
1002
01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:51,707
Yeah? What's my type?
1003
01:07:52,541 --> 01:07:55,540
I don't know. Someone with more muscle,
1004
01:07:55,833 --> 01:07:57,374
not such a wimp.
1005
01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,749
It's that new look,
young guys these days,
1006
01:08:00,833 --> 01:08:02,082
look more girly than most women.
1007
01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:04,207
Calm down, I'm not marrying the guy!
1008
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:09,749
So just toying with him
like all girls do, right?
1009
01:08:11,541 --> 01:08:12,707
I'm not Rong!
1010
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:21,499
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
1011
01:08:22,291 --> 01:08:23,040
Don't get mad.
1012
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,499
I'm over Rong.
1013
01:08:26,291 --> 01:08:28,999
Whatever. One call
and you'll be crawling back to her.
1014
01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:32,249
Not me. Don't talk to me about her anymore.
1015
01:08:39,291 --> 01:08:40,332
Guess a riddle:
1016
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:44,415
What's long and hard,
1017
01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:47,082
after vigorous activity in a dark hole...
1018
01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:48,082
- "chewing gum".
1019
01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:56,290
Here.
1020
01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:11,749
For you honey-bunny.
1021
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:29,874
Life's full of surprises.
1022
01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:32,374
She called and suggested we make dinner.
1023
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:34,665
I couldn't refuse.
1024
01:09:35,166 --> 01:09:36,415
We're friends.
1025
01:10:00,666 --> 01:10:04,124
I like it like this.
Us two...
1026
01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:09,457
Sitting together. Just sitting.
1027
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:13,249
Yeah, beats just standing.
1028
01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:18,582
I hope you know I haven't been ignoring you.
1029
01:10:19,125 --> 01:10:20,207
I really have been busy.
1030
01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:24,165
I know. Me too.
1031
01:10:27,041 --> 01:10:30,665
You're great. Don't think I don't like you.
1032
01:10:32,125 --> 01:10:33,290
I do like you.
1033
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:41,540
It's just I want us
to be lifelong friends.
1034
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:55,499
I didn't mean...
1035
01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:00,082
I just thought...
1036
01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:04,832
It's not that I don't...
1037
01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:09,207
I want us to remain friends,
and when two people...
1038
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:10,999
and when two people...
1039
01:11:11,291 --> 01:11:12,332
We are friends.
1040
01:11:13,250 --> 01:11:18,499
Truth is,
I tried telling myself to forget you.
1041
01:11:20,208 --> 01:11:23,624
But I can't.
1042
01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:26,249
You turned my world upside down.
1043
01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:30,499
It took me a while to realize,
1044
01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:36,707
some people are worth it.
1045
01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:39,040
No matter what.
1046
01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:38,749
My dream girl finally
stepped out of my dreams.
1047
01:12:39,416 --> 01:12:42,582
Life couldn't be much better.
1048
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:52,207
Just checking to see if he read it or not?
1049
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:55,249
No problem. My phone's always on.
1050
01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:04,582
Nice weather today.
1051
01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:06,540
How's business?
1052
01:13:11,208 --> 01:13:14,124
I spent the whole day
looking for the perfect gift.
1053
01:13:14,541 --> 01:13:16,249
I know she'll like it.
1054
01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:18,374
It's what she's always wanted.
1055
01:13:23,125 --> 01:13:23,957
Thanks.
1056
01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:49,040
Wen?
1057
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:56,290
Wait.
1058
01:13:58,666 --> 01:14:02,582
This is for you. Hope you like it.
1059
01:14:03,541 --> 01:14:05,082
Wait, we need to talk.
1060
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,332
I misunderstood our relationship.
1061
01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:11,082
It's okay, don't worry.
1062
01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:13,915
I want to tell you that...
1063
01:14:14,291 --> 01:14:15,290
- I'm so stupid!
1064
01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:18,415
Looks like we're looking for
different things in life.
1065
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,207
I forgot, I'm not a rich guy.
1066
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,415
Damn you Wen!
1067
01:14:28,041 --> 01:14:30,374
You have no right. You and I are just friends.
1068
01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:35,249
I just want to be happy in life.
It's hard enough as it is.
1069
01:14:37,041 --> 01:14:39,499
What's so wrong with that?
1070
01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:42,499
You're right. Absolutely right.
1071
01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:46,582
There's no other purpose in life. None. Right?
1072
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:55,040
Good. Hope you're 'happy' with him.
1073
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,665
Is everything okay? What did he want?
1074
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:17,790
I don't know him well.
1075
01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,790
I just want to be happy.
1076
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:25,290
Don't think of me.
1077
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:26,624
She's not that type.
1078
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:27,707
I hope you make it.
1079
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:28,999
Want a piece of it?
1080
01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,082
Of course.
1081
01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:32,332
Never said that about other girls.
1082
01:16:32,666 --> 01:16:33,707
I'm not most girls.
1083
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,082
You expect an angel?
1084
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:38,832
Tell you a secret.
1085
01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:40,749
Oh come on!
1086
01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:41,499
Fame and money.
1087
01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:42,582
So materialistic.
1088
01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:46,082
Wow big business.
1089
01:16:46,458 --> 01:16:47,499
Don't think I don't like you, I do.
1090
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:54,624
My dream girl.
1091
01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:57,332
Maybe she has a boyfriend.
1092
01:16:57,583 --> 01:16:58,582
Your dream girl.
1093
01:16:58,875 --> 01:16:59,874
Win some, lose some.
1094
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,082
Sugar daddy.
1095
01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:06,082
Maybe she just doesn't like you.
1096
01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:11,915
We should just... kick that guy's ass!
1097
01:17:12,250 --> 01:17:14,915
Asshole, so what if he drives a Benz?
1098
01:17:15,625 --> 01:17:16,749
Get a big pipe and beat him up.
1099
01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:19,999
Then puncture his tires, then kick the doors.
1100
01:17:20,583 --> 01:17:23,499
Want help? I'll round up a few guys.
1101
01:17:27,791 --> 01:17:29,582
How old are we again?
1102
01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,165
Get me a beer.
1103
01:17:34,416 --> 01:17:35,249
My foot's numb.
1104
01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:40,874
Chicks are bitches man, bitches.
1105
01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:43,124
It's not your fault.
1106
01:17:43,416 --> 01:17:45,540
Wrong. Nothing you do is right.
1107
01:17:45,916 --> 01:17:48,165
Guys are always wrong, didn't you know that?
1108
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:52,540
That's why I always have backup girlies...
1109
01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:55,124
She starts getting bitchy,
I drop her like a bad habit.
1110
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,165
How come I've never seen you with one?
1111
01:18:00,625 --> 01:18:01,915
He's saying you.
No, you.
1112
01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:04,707
Hey gramps,
you heading out to meet some babes?
1113
01:18:05,291 --> 01:18:07,415
Come again?
1114
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:10,374
The neighborhood council
gave me a task...
1115
01:18:10,708 --> 01:18:12,415
To promote family planning.
1116
01:18:14,333 --> 01:18:18,457
They want me to distribute these...
Condoms.
1117
01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:20,124
Grandpa,
1118
01:18:20,416 --> 01:18:22,207
can't you wait until they leave?
1119
01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:25,874
Why do you have to bust it out
every time my buddies come over?
1120
01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:26,790
So what?
1121
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,415
Gramps, I'll do it for you.
1122
01:18:29,708 --> 01:18:30,790
No need.
1123
01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:32,457
Hey, save me a few!
1124
01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,374
A few?
1125
01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:37,874
When you're married,
I'll give you the whole box!
1126
01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:39,457
Deal.
1127
01:18:42,166 --> 01:18:44,332
As we continued our intellectual discussion,
1128
01:18:44,541 --> 01:18:48,415
I decided to screw it all and live free.
1129
01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:51,832
What about love? It was on probation.
1130
01:19:20,708 --> 01:19:22,915
I was on a rampage.
1131
01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:25,624
I didn't have time to be depressed.
1132
01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:06,749
Sometimes we'd take Jing.
1133
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:10,624
Because girls notice guys
who are with a girl.
1134
01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:31,540
My success rate was questionable.
1135
01:20:31,791 --> 01:20:33,124
But in my defense,
1136
01:20:33,416 --> 01:20:34,207
times have changed.
1137
01:20:34,416 --> 01:20:36,249
Girls these days are different...
1138
01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:37,749
...their style has changed...
1139
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:39,499
...their behavior has changed.
1140
01:20:41,291 --> 01:20:44,457
I didn't think I'd get bored so quickly.
1141
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:49,040
Clubs are stupid if you think about it.
1142
01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:50,707
They are...
1143
01:20:50,833 --> 01:20:52,290
If you turned all the lights on,
1144
01:20:52,541 --> 01:20:53,790
and stopped the music,
1145
01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:55,915
what kind of a place would that be?
1146
01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:13,415
I just bought a brand new car.
1147
01:21:13,583 --> 01:21:14,874
Want a ride?
1148
01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:16,457
What about them?
1149
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:19,540
I already have a wife,
1150
01:21:19,916 --> 01:21:21,207
but I think you're perfect.
1151
01:21:21,416 --> 01:21:23,499
But you need to buy me a house...
1152
01:21:23,916 --> 01:21:25,249
...and a car.
1153
01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:32,749
Even the "master" has his day.
1154
01:21:37,583 --> 01:21:39,082
Hey, I know that girl.
1155
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,624
Don't drink anymore,
you'll get drunk.
1156
01:21:52,833 --> 01:21:54,290
Too late.
1157
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:05,249
What's wrong?
1158
01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:19,665
She was supposed to be the different one,
1159
01:22:20,291 --> 01:22:21,915
Why did she lie to me?
1160
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:25,665
We were good together.
1161
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,790
Hey. Don't do this.
1162
01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:30,707
She's not worth the heartache!
1163
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:30,874
Sleep tight.
1164
01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:35,665
Rong.
1165
01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:54,999
Look, I read it,
but it's not my decision.
1166
01:23:55,250 --> 01:23:58,457
I rewrote it again, please? Come on!
1167
01:24:04,625 --> 01:24:06,707
Sorry to keep you waiting.
1168
01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:30,874
That's great.
1169
01:24:31,333 --> 01:24:32,082
I hope you guys make it.
1170
01:24:34,166 --> 01:24:35,999
What if your book never gets published?
1171
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:39,540
I'll find something else to do.
1172
01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:41,999
Don't let your state of mind confuse you.
1173
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:47,332
How do you and Lin do it?
1174
01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:49,290
I don't know.
1175
01:24:49,833 --> 01:24:50,707
I don't have the answer.
1176
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:51,874
Just take it one day at a time.
1177
01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:53,915
Maybe she and I are destined to be together.
1178
01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:57,374
I was hoping for Nicole Kidman,
1179
01:24:58,416 --> 01:25:00,665
but seems like Lin's my lot in life.
1180
01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,415
The proposal's upstairs, go get it.
1181
01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:07,332
I don't have big business aspirations.
1182
01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:11,749
Where's your emblem?
1183
01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:14,124
Someone stole it.
1184
01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:24,165
This bastard's done this before.
1185
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,332
Go get the cement glue.
1186
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,124
It's in Jing's room somewhere.
1187
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:30,832
Ask Lin to help you find it.
1188
01:25:32,416 --> 01:25:33,457
Don't forget the proposal.
1189
01:25:41,083 --> 01:25:42,457
Did you see the proposal?
1190
01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:44,582
Hey, take your shoes off!
1191
01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,374
Where's the glue?
1192
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,499
You finally found it.
1193
01:26:18,916 --> 01:26:20,290
No, where is it?
1194
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:21,374
In the kitchen.
1195
01:26:23,208 --> 01:26:25,124
Then why did you ask me if I found it...
1196
01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:26,665
Like you didn't know?
1197
01:26:27,208 --> 01:26:28,540
I meant her tin box.
1198
01:26:30,083 --> 01:26:32,457
This, oh yeah.
1199
01:26:33,208 --> 01:26:34,290
What is all this?
1200
01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:39,832
I gave her this last year I think.
1201
01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:41,082
She's kept every piece of junk
1202
01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:43,207
you've given her since high school.
1203
01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:46,124
No way.
1204
01:26:49,625 --> 01:26:52,874
Damn, this panda's five years old.
1205
01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:54,707
You are so clueless.
1206
01:26:56,291 --> 01:26:58,332
Don't you start...
1207
01:26:58,458 --> 01:26:59,207
Who knows why,
1208
01:26:59,291 --> 01:27:02,915
but she's had a crush on you
all these years.
1209
01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:04,874
Oh please,
1210
01:27:05,541 --> 01:27:07,874
I think I know her better than you.
1211
01:27:09,125 --> 01:27:10,790
Really? What do you know?
1212
01:27:11,750 --> 01:27:13,624
Who do you think organized your birthday?
1213
01:27:15,208 --> 01:27:17,999
Jing was busy
organizing it for days.
1214
01:27:18,208 --> 01:27:19,957
She could have held it anywhere,
1215
01:27:19,958 --> 01:27:23,832
but she knew you'd want to be with Rong,
so she held it at her house.
1216
01:27:23,958 --> 01:27:25,624
Didn't know that, did you?
1217
01:27:26,291 --> 01:27:28,290
Would you have done that for her?
1218
01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:33,499
She just thinks of me like an older brother.
1219
01:27:34,041 --> 01:27:34,749
Nothing else.
1220
01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:42,165
None of us expected it.
1221
01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:45,415
I never thought
San would be the first to marry.
1222
01:27:45,791 --> 01:27:48,749
All that talk about
chicks being "bitches"...
1223
01:27:49,208 --> 01:27:51,790
He didn't even consult us,
just announced it.
1224
01:27:58,291 --> 01:28:00,290
Who's next, you two?
1225
01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:01,999
Yeah right.
1226
01:28:02,666 --> 01:28:04,832
I almost got married to this girl.
1227
01:28:06,416 --> 01:28:07,749
Who? What happened?
1228
01:28:08,541 --> 01:28:10,207
She transferred to a different junior high.
1229
01:28:11,833 --> 01:28:13,415
I missed out on a special girl once.
1230
01:28:14,250 --> 01:28:15,999
Sometimes what you want most in life
1231
01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:18,207
is right by you the whole time,
1232
01:28:18,250 --> 01:28:19,499
and you don't even know it...
1233
01:28:19,541 --> 01:28:20,499
- Until it's too late.
1234
01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:22,874
I know how that is.
1235
01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:24,499
What the hell do you know?
1236
01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:27,290
Who? Which girl?
1237
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:30,874
You think that's
why San got married suddenly?
1238
01:28:32,125 --> 01:28:33,915
Marriage is a big step,
1239
01:28:34,166 --> 01:28:36,124
these days you have to pick carefully.
1240
01:28:36,708 --> 01:28:38,249
You make it sound like a shopping trip.
1241
01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:40,665
When are you getting a boyfriend?
1242
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:43,040
Hurry before you get old and no one wants you...
1243
01:28:43,583 --> 01:28:44,999
Like that one over there.
1244
01:28:46,375 --> 01:28:48,999
Don't expect me to take you
if no one else does.
1245
01:28:59,291 --> 01:29:02,165
Come on, it was a joke!
1246
01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:03,832
I was just playing.
1247
01:29:05,666 --> 01:29:06,499
Stop it.
1248
01:29:08,541 --> 01:29:09,499
Real nice.
1249
01:29:10,791 --> 01:29:11,832
What's it to you.
1250
01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:56,415
What's your problem Wen Zi?
1251
01:30:02,875 --> 01:30:05,040
Wen Zi. Open up. Wen Zi. Open up.
1252
01:30:05,291 --> 01:30:08,082
I'm coming.
1253
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:13,582
Good morning.
1254
01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:15,165
Come in.
1255
01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:23,332
Thanks.
1256
01:30:24,625 --> 01:30:25,457
Not mad at me?
1257
01:30:26,083 --> 01:30:26,874
Says who?
1258
01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:31,499
You look handsome today.
1259
01:30:37,791 --> 01:30:39,165
Not going to brush your teeth? Nice.
1260
01:30:40,708 --> 01:30:42,790
What did the new publishers say?
1261
01:30:44,791 --> 01:30:48,540
Like the others,
make more changes and shit.
1262
01:30:48,791 --> 01:30:49,540
Did you?
1263
01:30:52,333 --> 01:30:53,499
Not in the fucking mood.
1264
01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:56,249
Can you swear a little more?
1265
01:30:57,416 --> 01:30:58,540
It's not like you're educated or anything.
1266
01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:00,499
Also, cut down on the smoking.
1267
01:31:01,416 --> 01:31:03,499
Don't change the book if you don't want to,
1268
01:31:04,041 --> 01:31:06,165
but finish writing already!
1269
01:31:06,416 --> 01:31:07,290
What are you waiting for?
1270
01:31:08,083 --> 01:31:09,290
All you do is talk.
1271
01:31:10,083 --> 01:31:12,624
Either hurry up and live
or hurry up and die.
1272
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:22,707
What's in there?
1273
01:31:30,083 --> 01:31:31,207
Check out my masterpiece.
1274
01:31:40,291 --> 01:31:42,915
A friend down south runs a top design company.
1275
01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:44,832
I should introduce you.
1276
01:31:46,583 --> 01:31:48,499
I'm sure he'll hire you.
1277
01:32:05,541 --> 01:32:06,290
Thanks bro.
1278
01:32:11,416 --> 01:32:12,915
It's a genuine collector's item.
1279
01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:15,290
Why's it still here?
1280
01:32:16,041 --> 01:32:17,749
We're waiting for a true fan to buy it.
1281
01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:19,165
Whatever,
1282
01:32:19,458 --> 01:32:20,707
last time it was half the price.
1283
01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:29,832
Thanks Mr. Su. Call me next time
you're in town.
1284
01:32:36,250 --> 01:32:37,124
Good news.
1285
01:32:37,833 --> 01:32:41,290
My friend loves your work.
1286
01:32:42,166 --> 01:32:44,915
He wants you to call him if you're interested.
1287
01:32:46,458 --> 01:32:47,207
Thanks.
1288
01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:48,499
For what?
1289
01:32:51,375 --> 01:32:52,415
You think I should go?
1290
01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:54,790
Why not?
1291
01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,290
I'm on a roll here.
1292
01:33:10,375 --> 01:33:13,874
They say swimming helps you lose weight.
1293
01:33:14,416 --> 01:33:16,374
If so, then why the hell are whales so fat?
1294
01:33:22,500 --> 01:33:23,207
That's true.
1295
01:33:25,333 --> 01:33:25,874
What kind of tea do you want?
1296
01:33:26,208 --> 01:33:27,790
Anything but a golf tee.
1297
01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:48,499
The underwear is still here?
1298
01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:50,915
Long time no see.
1299
01:33:51,583 --> 01:33:52,249
Yeah.
1300
01:33:54,291 --> 01:33:54,999
Hi.
1301
01:33:55,625 --> 01:33:56,374
I've been busy.
1302
01:33:56,750 --> 01:33:57,457
You?
1303
01:33:58,125 --> 01:33:58,832
So-so.
1304
01:34:02,208 --> 01:34:03,582
I wanted to talk with you.
1305
01:34:03,833 --> 01:34:04,582
About what?
1306
01:34:09,916 --> 01:34:11,499
Go ahead...
1307
01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:13,499
Want some tea?
1308
01:34:13,708 --> 01:34:14,749
No thanks.
1309
01:34:21,583 --> 01:34:26,332
I'll just go, look at the ants, outside.
1310
01:34:33,500 --> 01:34:35,457
I saw a big billboard of you.
1311
01:34:36,250 --> 01:34:37,374
Yeah?
1312
01:34:39,041 --> 01:34:39,624
Pretty stupid huh?
1313
01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:40,999
It's okay.
1314
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:45,832
How come you disappeared?
1315
01:34:47,583 --> 01:34:49,332
I've been here all along.
1316
01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:52,207
Missed you.
1317
01:34:54,583 --> 01:34:56,082
You can't do this to me.
1318
01:34:57,375 --> 01:35:00,165
You just walk in here and...
1319
01:35:01,166 --> 01:35:02,499
What reaction do you expect...
1320
01:35:04,333 --> 01:35:05,332
Am I suppose to just...
1321
01:35:07,458 --> 01:35:09,082
I sound like a girl.
1322
01:35:11,458 --> 01:35:12,915
What do you want Rong?
1323
01:35:16,208 --> 01:35:17,374
Da Ming and I broke up.
1324
01:35:22,291 --> 01:35:23,915
I know you must hate me now,
1325
01:35:24,333 --> 01:35:26,999
and I've only just worked up the courage...
1326
01:35:28,750 --> 01:35:32,457
But I hope you can forget the past,
1327
01:35:32,750 --> 01:35:35,415
and give us the chance to be friends again.
1328
01:35:36,583 --> 01:35:38,582
I know... I realize that...
1329
01:35:38,791 --> 01:35:41,707
Rong. I don't hate you.
1330
01:35:42,375 --> 01:35:43,540
I forgave you long ago.
1331
01:35:44,666 --> 01:35:45,915
But I'm not the back up.
1332
01:35:49,125 --> 01:35:50,290
I don't mean...
1333
01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:57,124
I just hope we can
be friends like before...
1334
01:36:45,708 --> 01:36:47,582
After that, lan left a few days later.
1335
01:36:48,250 --> 01:36:49,582
He said his visa expired.
1336
01:36:50,166 --> 01:36:53,082
But Haitao said lan was
getting his MBA in the US.
1337
01:36:53,625 --> 01:36:54,832
Haitao didn't waste any time.
1338
01:36:55,333 --> 01:36:57,165
He began putting his 4th band together.
1339
01:36:57,666 --> 01:36:59,874
Practicing daily for a change.
1340
01:37:01,666 --> 01:37:04,207
San and his new bride
left for Mongolia
1341
01:37:04,500 --> 01:37:05,832
to film a 100-episode documentary.
1342
01:37:06,458 --> 01:37:08,332
I guess that was their honeymoon.
1343
01:37:10,375 --> 01:37:12,082
Liang's new company was formed
1344
01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:13,790
and he set off looking for
new business conquests.
1345
01:37:14,541 --> 01:37:16,499
He left the shop to me.
1346
01:37:17,416 --> 01:37:22,332
I heard from someone that Sun Zi
got busted for DVD piracy.
1347
01:37:24,833 --> 01:37:27,332
I don't think
I'll be seeing the money he owes me.
1348
01:37:28,541 --> 01:37:30,915
I can't recall the last time
I opened this early.
1349
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:33,415
If only Liang were here to see me now.
1350
01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:40,332
How much is this?
1351
01:37:41,416 --> 01:37:44,290
100... oh that one? That's 80.
1352
01:37:44,750 --> 01:37:45,749
Any cheaper?
1353
01:37:47,041 --> 01:37:48,790
70 is my best price.
1354
01:37:51,666 --> 01:37:53,040
Let me get you a bag.
1355
01:37:54,708 --> 01:37:55,665
Thanks for coming.
1356
01:38:01,916 --> 01:38:02,749
Where'd it go?
1357
01:38:05,333 --> 01:38:06,207
Took it down.
1358
01:38:07,166 --> 01:38:08,707
The joke got out of hand.
1359
01:38:09,333 --> 01:38:11,124
It's not really Chow Yun-Fat's underwear.
1360
01:38:13,666 --> 01:38:14,374
See you.
1361
01:38:18,458 --> 01:38:19,790
Why don't you stay in Beijing?
1362
01:38:22,875 --> 01:38:24,249
Is there a good reason to stay?
1363
01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:31,165
I need an assistant?
1364
01:38:46,666 --> 01:38:48,790
This is dog shit.
1365
01:38:54,375 --> 01:38:56,499
But if I add a spaceship,
1366
01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,082
then you think it's cool?
1367
01:38:58,375 --> 01:38:59,207
Yes.
1368
01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:00,665
Kids love that stuff.
1369
01:39:01,291 --> 01:39:02,207
Well I'm not going to.
1370
01:39:03,791 --> 01:39:06,332
I made all the changes you suggested,
1371
01:39:06,625 --> 01:39:07,582
but you still don't like it.
1372
01:39:08,125 --> 01:39:10,999
I wrote this story, not you.
1373
01:39:12,166 --> 01:39:15,165
Not everyone likes the same things.
1374
01:39:16,083 --> 01:39:17,915
Sorry, but I'm late.
1375
01:39:51,208 --> 01:39:51,874
Jing!
1376
01:39:59,666 --> 01:40:01,082
I thought you forgot.
1377
01:40:01,458 --> 01:40:03,540
I promised I'd send you off.
1378
01:40:10,541 --> 01:40:11,957
How long are you planning to be there?
1379
01:40:12,125 --> 01:40:12,540
Don't know.
1380
01:40:12,916 --> 01:40:13,999
We'll see how the job goes.
1381
01:40:14,291 --> 01:40:18,749
Yeah? You be careful there.
1382
01:40:25,666 --> 01:40:27,165
Hey, what did they say?
1383
01:40:28,583 --> 01:40:31,207
Same as the rest.
1384
01:40:31,583 --> 01:40:32,999
Said my book was dog shit.
1385
01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:35,457
Literally said it.
1386
01:40:36,041 --> 01:40:38,290
I've seriously been wondering,
1387
01:40:39,125 --> 01:40:41,624
maybe it's time to change careers.
1388
01:40:42,333 --> 01:40:44,332
Forget them, I still like your writing.
1389
01:40:45,125 --> 01:40:48,624
My only fan for all these years.
1390
01:40:50,208 --> 01:40:51,207
Don't give up, Wen.
1391
01:40:51,541 --> 01:40:54,457
You have talent and you know it.
1392
01:40:55,208 --> 01:40:57,790
Hope your books will be in stores soon.
1393
01:40:58,583 --> 01:41:02,415
But, I think you're worth more
than those scary stories.
1394
01:41:02,708 --> 01:41:05,915
You should write something real,
something from your heart.
1395
01:41:14,291 --> 01:41:16,832
You've always been there for me.
1396
01:41:17,625 --> 01:41:18,582
I've gotten so used to you.
1397
01:41:21,916 --> 01:41:24,415
It's going to be strange without you around.
1398
01:41:26,666 --> 01:41:27,999
Hey, how come after all these years,
1399
01:41:28,250 --> 01:41:30,207
we never got together?
1400
01:41:39,875 --> 01:41:40,832
You take care of yourself okay?
1401
01:41:41,375 --> 01:41:43,290
Don't let those southerners
take advantage of you.
1402
01:41:43,791 --> 01:41:45,499
Any problems, you call me.
1403
01:41:45,833 --> 01:41:47,665
I'll fly down and kick their ass.
1404
01:42:00,041 --> 01:42:01,707
Hey, what's wrong? Come on.
1405
01:42:05,666 --> 01:42:06,749
Come on now.
1406
01:42:07,291 --> 01:42:07,749
I'll miss you.
1407
01:42:08,166 --> 01:42:09,374
I'll miss you too.
1408
01:42:10,291 --> 01:42:12,124
I promise to call often,
1409
01:42:12,625 --> 01:42:13,582
we can still joke around on the phone.
1410
01:42:17,416 --> 01:42:18,915
I turned your jacket into a towel.
1411
01:42:19,375 --> 01:42:21,415
Go ahead, wipe away.
1412
01:42:27,250 --> 01:42:28,040
I have to go.
1413
01:42:28,625 --> 01:42:29,790
Trains don't wait for people.
1414
01:42:31,375 --> 01:42:33,124
Trains go away,
but don't they end up coming back?
1415
01:42:43,250 --> 01:42:44,082
Take care.
1416
01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:49,749
Don't eat the train food, trust me.
1417
01:42:56,541 --> 01:42:59,332
Jing! Wait!
1418
01:43:02,083 --> 01:43:02,874
One more time?
1419
01:43:08,541 --> 01:43:09,624
Nice one!
1420
01:43:49,041 --> 01:43:51,499
There's no such thing as "the dream girl".
1421
01:43:51,875 --> 01:43:53,040
But even if she exists,
1422
01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:55,499
maybe what we long for in our dreams
1423
01:43:55,791 --> 01:43:57,207
isn't necessarily what's right for us.
1424
01:43:58,291 --> 01:44:02,582
I'm sure there's someone out there
who's right for me.
1425
01:44:07,291 --> 01:44:09,374
When I think of what happened
with Rong and me...
1426
01:44:09,916 --> 01:44:12,290
Two things remain unclear:
1427
01:44:13,500 --> 01:44:16,874
What she did in her free time is a mystery;
1428
01:44:17,666 --> 01:44:20,832
why she came over that night is a mystery.
1429
01:44:26,250 --> 01:44:29,040
If life were a fairy tale,
1430
01:44:29,375 --> 01:44:31,540
I'd have a perfect ending.
1431
01:44:32,166 --> 01:44:33,290
But this is life.
1432
01:44:33,625 --> 01:44:34,499
What do I expect?
1433
01:44:34,791 --> 01:44:37,415
The next person
who walks in will be "the one"?
1434
01:44:49,041 --> 01:44:51,207
Xiao Mi? Hurry up!
1435
01:44:51,500 --> 01:44:52,457
There's nothing in that junk shop.
1436
01:44:52,708 --> 01:44:54,624
I'm coming! You're so annoying!
1437
01:44:55,833 --> 01:44:56,915
Just as I thought.
1438
01:44:57,416 --> 01:44:58,624
At this point in my life,
1439
01:44:58,916 --> 01:45:00,374
I don't presume to have figured out
1440
01:45:00,708 --> 01:45:02,374
the secrets of love and relationships.
1441
01:45:03,500 --> 01:45:06,207
Frankly I don't think anyone has.
1442
01:45:06,708 --> 01:45:09,499
There is no formula for success.
1443
01:45:10,208 --> 01:45:11,749
Time, is what I have.
1444
01:45:12,166 --> 01:45:14,624
Maybe as I get older,
I'll get better at it.
1445
01:45:16,083 --> 01:45:17,665
But one thing's for certain:
1446
01:45:18,250 --> 01:45:20,165
Either hurry up and live
1447
01:45:20,791 --> 01:45:21,832
or hurry up and die.
1448
01:45:22,416 --> 01:45:23,749
She's right.
1449
01:45:24,125 --> 01:45:29,665
"Dedicated to the one that got away"
"Waiting Alone by Chen Wen"
1450
01:47:49,833 --> 01:47:51,207
Hey kid.
1451
01:47:53,333 --> 01:47:55,790
Heard you're selling my underwear here.
1452
01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:00,665
Chow Yun-Fat!?
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