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♫ He's Vic the Viking

♫ Sailing the seas it's Vic the Viking

♫ Pull up a chair it's Vic the Viking

♫ Say won't you take his picture please

♫ He's Vic the Viking

♫ Vic the Viking

♫ With new adventures Vic the Viking

♫ Vic the Viking

♫ And all that danger Vic the Viking

♫ Vic the Viking

♫ Bring every enemy to his knees

♫ Vic the Viking

(horn blows)

(coughing)

- Could I have some more soup?

(coughing)

For my throat.

(slurping)

Ah, that feels nice.

And could I have another pillow?

- Jure, if you don't get better soon,

we're not going to get any of our chores done,

and it couldn't hurt to give us a hand, you know.

- Of course, Pilchard.

I'm sure I could help.

(whimpering)

- This has gone on long enough!

We work hard all day to take care of the village,

and when we need a little help,

all we get is laziness and complaints.

- The other day, Snore barged in with his muddy shoes

just after I'd finished mopping.

- I know our men can be clumsy sometimes,

but they risk their lives for us on every expedition.

- I'll believe that when I see it.

- Okay, no more chores until they return

and we'll see how well they behave, or not.

Deal?

(dolphins squeaking)

- I sure hope Jure's better.

He seemed quite bad when we left.

- Don't worry, I can see Jure

is having a lovely time with his wife.

Flake is joyfully awaiting our return.

- Are you sure, Yuro?

- My runes speak nothing but the truth.

(groans)

(squeaking)

- Looks like there's no one there, Dad.

- Prepare yourselves, Flake may be under attack!

Shh.

I can hear the invaders in the house.

Quietly surround it.

We don't want them to know we're here.

By Odin's beard, surrender or suffer your fate!

- Halvar?

Why did you sneak up on us?

- Ilva, my sweet.

We thought something bad had happened.

So, what's for lunch?

We're starving.

(shouting)

Uh isn't lunch ready yet?

What did you do the whole day?

- You're back!

You're back!

You're back!

I've been so bored here.

So, did you bring back treasures?

Tell me everything.

(clears throat)

- Halvar, we'd like a meeting.

- Of course my sweet Ilva, we'll have a meeting

right after lunch.

Men, to the table.

- Where's the food?

- We'll have that meeting now, Halvar.

- Can't this meeting wait until after lunch?

- What have you done today?

- What, what have we done?

What haven't we done?

We're Vikings!

- Thanks to the wind at our backs,

we did absolutely nothing today.

- And what have we done today?

- Fed Jure.

- Gave water to Jure.

- Gave soup to Jure.

- Cleaned Jure's dishes.

- Gathered firewood for Jure, in addition

to the usual chores of course.

- I don't think I--

- It's time for you Vikings

to do your part of the housework.

(chuckles)

(groans)

- Very well.

Darling.

(upbeat music)

- Ladies, your meal.

- How kind of you.

- Our pleasure.

- Cracked pepper?

(chuckles)

(upbeat music)

(panting)

(snoring)

- Aren't you finished yet?

There are other chores to do.

The laundry, the dusting, the cleaning, the harvesting.

Hop to it, gentlemen!

- We need sleep after our expedition.

- Exactly, now is our resting time.

(chuckles)

- Oh yes, yes you're quite right.

Now is the time for the men to rest.

Have a very nice rest.

- Time to rest, it's resting time!

(snoring)

- Halvar, why are the women getting on the drakkar?

- Fax is right, Dad.

They're moving the drakkar!

- Vikings, to the drakkar!

- Cast off the ropes!

- Ilva, what are you doing?

What's going on?

Grab the rope behind me.

- You want to rest, we need to rest too.

You take care of the village until our return.

Ladies, grab the rope behind me.

Pull harder, ladies!

- You heard her, pull harder ladies!

(grunting)

(gasping)

Ilva, this is not the Viking way!

Do you hear me?

(cheering)

I've never seen anything like it.

They even took Vic.

- This is indeed unprecedented.

Something even my runes couldn't predict.

- Well, now we can really do what we want.

Let's have a feast.

(cheering)

- I hope they come back before supper.

- I miss my mum.

- Do you think they'll be back for laundry day?

I don't know how to do that.

Do you Halvar?

- Of course I know how, I'm a Viking.

Vikings can do anything.

(shuddering)

Ilva, where's the firewood, oh yes.

That's right.

- I'd like to return.

I miss my husband and the warmth of our fire.

- We can't return.

If we go back, we're giving up.

Isn't that right ladies?

All of the Viking men are lazy and ungrateful.

(pleasant music)

- Well, it looks like the men of

Flake have learned their lesson.

We can return victorious.

- Nonsense!

We're not going back.

- Hm.

Aha!

(shouting)

(intense music)

- Our women need us, to the dinghy!

- Left, right, left, right,

left, right, left.

(shouting)

- The sea serpent god.

Vikings, throw your spears under the drakkar.

The beast must be just below.

- Pilchard, she needs me!

I'm coming darling!

- No!

Jure can't swim!

(laughing)

(sighing)

Oh my darling Jure.

(shouting)

- The beast is back.

Men, prepare to fight.

What, what, the beast has fled?

Where is it?

Oh.

(laughs)

You bunch of jokers.

- I'm so glad you're safe.

- Oh, Pilchard you saved me.

We'll never fight again, ever.

- Where's my wife?

- You don't have one, Fax.

- Oh yeah.

- I'm sorry Ilva.

I didn't realize how much work it is

to maintain the village while we're away.

- Thank you for saving us from the sea serpent god.

- Oh, there's nothing a Viking wouldn't do for his wife.

Even housework, my dear.

(giggles)

(upbeat music)