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(horn blows)
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♫ He's Vic the Viking
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♫ Sailing the seas, it's Vic the Viking
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♫ Full of ideas, it's Vic the Viking
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♫ Say, won't you take us with you, please
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♫ He's Vic the Viking
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♫ With new adventures, Vic the Viking
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♫ Battle the dangers, Vic the Viking
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♫ Bring every enemy to his knees
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♫ Vic the Viking
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(whimsical music)
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(trumpet music)
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♫ Oh, stout vikings brave and bold
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♫ From foreign lands claim their gold
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- Mute that lute, Ulme.
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I can't hear myself count.
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One piece of eight, two pieces of eight.
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- Get your tentacles off.
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My wife's always wanted a pickling box.
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- It's an onion mincer, you
cod brain, and I saw it first.
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(grunting)
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- [Both] Huh?
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(sighs)
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(music box chimes)
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(snoring)
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(humming)
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- I miss Mum's bedtime songs.
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But Flake's still a week away.
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- Cheer up, tadpole.
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Your dad knows a shortcut.
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(group grumbling)
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- Here we go again.
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- Hey, hey, hey!
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Thor's boots!
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What's got into you all?
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- We all know your shortcut
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is a canal controlled by the Danes.
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They won't let us pass unless
we pay them a hefty toll.
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- Ha! What a bunch of cowardly cutthroats.
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The Danes can't charge
us if they can't see us.
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- [All] Huh?
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- You're gonna make us invisible?
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How?
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- Ah, a little old Viking magic. (laughs)
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To wars, men!
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We'll see Flake tomorrow morning.
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(cheering)
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(splash)
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- Quick, men!
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Pretend to repair the drakkar.
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Snorre, fake sewing.
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Ulme, feign painting.
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And Tjure, oh, hammer something.
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Those gold-grubbing, herring boners!
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No one should own a shipping route.
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- It's not fair.
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- What are they waiting for?
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- I'm stuck!
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We can't!
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It's not sailworthy.
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- We'll wait for you, Vikings.
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(singing)
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- Uh, what are we fixing again, Chief?
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- Nothing, dull man's skull.
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We're just pretending so the
Danes don't get suspicious.
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- Ship ahoy!
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- Ah, ha ha ha!
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Perfect!
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We'll be like a barnacle
on a whale's belly.
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- Huh?
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- Go around, good sir.
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- Sir, I couldn't possibly
leave you in distress.
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- Sir, I insist.
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Go around.
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We're waiting on a new
sail from our village.
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- Sir, I wouldn't dream of it.
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Please allow me to tow you home.
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- Odin's tooth!
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Go around, sir, before I scuttle you.
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- Oh! How very rude.
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- Follow that ship, Vikings.
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Time for your old dad's
little disappearing trick.
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- Halt!
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This canal is property of the
Danish chief, Olaf One-Eye.
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The toll is two barrels of treasure.
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Prepare for the inspection.
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- Oh! Two barrels.
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- Are you sure about this, Papa?
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- Ha! Like taking candied
cod from a baby wolf.
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On my signal, men.
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(whistles)
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(chain rattling)
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- Go! That's it!
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Faster! Not too fast!
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(grunting)
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(music box chimes)
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(humming)
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- Are the fish singing to me?
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Oy! Where is that coming from?
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Halt in the name of Olaf One-Eye!
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(whistles)
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- Stop! Stop! Stop!
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(groaning)
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(boat skidding)
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(sighing)
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- (laughs) Going somewhere, Vikings?
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Prepare for inspection.
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(sighs)
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Toll dodgers, eh?
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Trying to sneak past without paying.
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The toll is three barrels of treasure.
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(gasping)
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- But it was two before!
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- It's gone up,
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plus an extra bag of gold for
having an unseaworthy vessel.
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- No, no, no.
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We were only pretending to make repairs.
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- Oh, ho ho, really?
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Then I will take another
bag of gold for contempt.
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- Scuttle back to your crab hole, Dane.
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We Vikings will take up farming
before we give you our loot.
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- Oh, then, I cannot help you, I'm afraid.
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(groaning)
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Enjoy the scenic route! (laughs)
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- Oh!
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- Having to take the long way home
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because of that jumped-up lemming counter.
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I'll make Danish sausage out of him.
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- See you in a week, Vikings!
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- (sighs) Beaten by a Dane.
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- Cheer your thoughts.
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The stones predict much
excitement on our journey home.
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(thunder rumbles)
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- Look! A storm!
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(gasping)
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- Some excitement.
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(whimpers)
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We'll be sunk with all
this loot weighing us down.
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- Turn around, Halvar.
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The canal is the only
way to avoid the storm.
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- Never!
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I'd rather give our loot
to a pirate like Sven
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than pay that Dane a penny.
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- Hmmm.
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Aha!
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I know how we can save the
loot and avoid the storm,
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but you'll all have to follow Dad's lead
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and I'll need our second sail.
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- To outrun the storm?
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Don't worry, little one.
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The stones predict it
is but a passing shower.
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(thunder rumbles loudly)
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- My seagull exploded!
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- We're sailing back to the Dane.
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- One for Olaf, one for me,
one for Olaf, one for me.
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(groaning)
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One for Olaf.
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Aha!
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(chuckles)
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Well, well, look what
the catfish dragged in.
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(Vic groans)
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- Owwwww!
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(groaning)
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- Holy Roman empires!
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What happened to you, Vikings?
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- (groans) Ow! Pirates.
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Sven the Terrible attacked
us just outside the canal.
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He took everything.
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All the other Vikings
are going to laugh at me.
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(crying)
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- Aha!
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(moaning)
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(grunts)
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- Uh, hmmm.
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(gasps)
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- Doh!
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Huh? A fish?
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- Sven even stole our food.
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Now we proud Vikings have to
scour the seas for our supper.
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Maybe we could pay you
in fish, noble Dane?
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- Don't trifle with me, Viking.
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I want gold, not goldfish.
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- Huh?
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(grunts)
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Don't upset the Dane, Papa.
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He has enough to worry about.
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After all, he's in charge of the canal
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and should ensure safe
passage to all travelers.
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Maybe we should tell your chieftain
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about our lack of protection?
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(gasps)
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- Olaf One-Eye?
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No, please.
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He'll filet me into salmon strips.
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(giggles nervously)
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We're all honest Norse here, yes?
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You are free to go.
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(sighs)
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(whistles)
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(whimsical music)
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(sail ripping)
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- Smart lad!
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That's what I call a disappearing act.
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- Viking swindlers!
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After them!
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- Row, men, and don't spare the seahorses!
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(grunting)
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(dramatic music)
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(laughing)
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- No one escape the Danes!
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- No one pillages a Viking!
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(whistles)
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(yelling)
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- Pull the sail and the
loot back on the deck, Faxe.
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- Ohhh!
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Get me down, you jelly backs,
and watch my medals, will you?
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(laughing)
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- He's a clever boy, this one.
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He made a drakkar load
of treasure disappear,
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with a little help from
his dad, of course.
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(moaning)
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- It really does work, my little rollmop.
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There must be some water in it.
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(screams)
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(giggles)
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Poo-chin, I didn't know!
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(laughing)
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Wait, manatee!
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I'll make it up to you!
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Please!
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