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(horn blows)

♫ Here's Vic the viking

♫ Sailing the seas, it's Vic the Viking

♫ Full of ideas, it's Vic the Viking

♫ Say won't ya take us with you please

♫ Here's Vic the viking

♫ When you were meant, it's Vic the viking

♫ Right on the deck, it's Vic the viking

♫ Bring every enemy to his knees

♫ Vic the viking.

(whistling)

(rooster crows and bright music)

- Say your goodbyes men.

We have a long days hunting ahead of us.

- Can I come too, please dad?

- Not today Vic, your mother needs you here.

Now, give me a farewell kiss.

(kissing sounds)

- Umm

- Geh, how dare they call 'emselves vikings,

behaving like that.

(thump) - ohh

- Like what captain?

- Kissing and hugging, how pathetic.

As soon as that one-eyed buffoon

and his men are gone we can kidnap their families

and sail them away to be sold.

(plunk)

What is that noise?

- Sorry about that, it was,

- After so long at sea captain, we're all starving.

- [Pirate] We're,

- Ohh, could we keep one or two captain?

To have as families of our own to go home to?

- Or I can sell you with them.

What true pirate would ever wish for a happy family life.

(running)

- Oh

(thud)

- No, oh, yay, he he he he he he.

Potts, prepare our men to attack.

- What yours can.

- Well I tried the muffins at

- [Woman] Pirates, pirates!

- Attack, get them all.

- Make sure you grab him, he's the son of their chief.

(pirates yelling charge)

- Get ready to do what I do.

(pirates yelling)

(sticks hitting the ground)

(pirates saying whoa)

(clunk)

(yelling)

- Vic, you and Elvie get behind me.

(clunks)

- Ha ha, whatta we got here, he he he he.

- Eh

- What about that?

(chain rattling)

- He he he he,

(pirates laughing)

(thud, thud) - Oh

(laughter)

- Pick on someone your own size.

- If your husband were here I would.

How sad he isn't seeing this.

- Hum?

I think it went in that direction.

Fax, move that log out of the way.

(deep horn music)

(grunts)

(sniffs)

(ding)

- Yuck, Fax.

(groaning)

- It wasn't me Chief.

- Then where is that dreadful smell coming from?

Has someone stepped in manure?

(groaning)

(sniffing)

- What are you looking at me for?

That stink isn't my fault.

- Just following my nose.

- Your nose is just smelling it's owner.

- [Pirate Captain] Get those prisoners onboard.

- If Helva were here, he would make

mincemeat of those pirates.

(gurgling)

(ding)

- Huh.

- You know what I wish mum,

that the pirates knew you were the best cook in Flake.

If they did with all our men away

until after dark, maybe they'd let you

prepare a delicious meal before we sail away.

(laughs)

(whispers and giggles)

- So when I heard that I thought,

(gurgles)

Oh, pardon, I thought that you might think that maybe

- We don't have time to eat, we have to leave now

before Helva and his men return.

All I can hear is grumbling from weak

bellied slugs obsessed with feeding their faces.

(grumbling)

- Oh, oh, I've just had a brilliant idea though.

Put Helva's wife in charge of creating

a feast before we sail, he he he.

- Of course, Captain, I should have thought of it myself.

(chopping)

(crying and chopping)

- [Helva's Wife] Keep going,

make sure you cut the onions nice and thin.

- The captain is hungry and getting angry.

Why is it taking so long?

- Because not everyone here is chopping onions.

Do you want to tell your precious captain?

Or will I?

- Hmm

(sniffs)

(chopping and crying)

(onions rolling on table)

(bright music)

- Oye, yuck, oh, ew.

Elvie, what are you doing here?

- I wanna help Vic, oh yuck.

- That's very brave of you,

I'm glad you're here and away from those pirates,

but I'll be even more glad when we're away from this smell.

(deep horn music)

(twig snapping)

- Shhh, it's coming our way.

- I think I see it.

(laughs)

(thuds)

(yelling and shrieks)

- Little pops, we need help.

Sven and his pirates have attacked our village

and they're about to take everyone away.

(groans)

- Let's go!

(eating and talking)

- Do you like it?

- Um mmm.

- Yummy.

- More food for our guests ladies.

Let be known, the viking women of Flake

are famous for being generous, even to their enemies.

- Huh, mmm, ho.

- Get ready to attack.

We'll sneak in and surprise them.

- We should wait little pops,

with mom's rich and heavy food

and all the mead they're drinking

the pirate's will soon want to nap.

They'll be completely off guard.

(sniffs)

- Oh, oh, pugh, is that you again Fax?

(groaning)

- No.

- Oh, that's the same stink we smelled in the forest.

(walking)

- Here's the problem, stink bugs.

- Huh, they's so cute, he he he, can I keep,

(yelling no in unison)

- Shhh, the pirates will hear.

(groans and snoring)

- We won't have to wait long little pops.

(Umms and ahhs)

(gurgling)

- Shhh

(sniffs)

Shhh

(sniffs)

- How many times do I have to tell you to be quiet?

(the word quiet echoing)

- Did you hear that?

(snoring)

- Captain, I think we should load our prisoners and go now.

(snoring)

- My temper.

We've waited long enough, let's go.

- No dad, some of the pirates are still awake.

- We'll put them to sleep when we attack.

You keep Elvie safe here until be come back, okay?

Quietly now vikings, follow me.

(soft marching)

(grumbling)

(saying shhh in unison)

- Huh, Captain, to arms, Helva is about to attack.

- Arrgh

(pirates yelling)

- Attack men.

(pirates yelling)

- Arrgh.

(clanks and groans)

- Elva

- Helva.

(laughs)

Let me go.

- Helva, if you wanna save your wife this battle is over.

(chain clinking)

Now!

- Hmm

(sighs)

Everyone, drop your weapons, we surrender.

(metal clanking)

- He he, Potts, tie our prisoners up in Helva's house.

The rest of you, pillage this village.

- Oh, what are we going to do Vic?

(bug flying)

- Huh, oh.

(ding)

- Ah hah

(bright jingle)

(heavy breathing and running)

(groans)

Perfect, let's fill these hollow branches with stink bugs.

(groaning)

(bright music)

- Yes

(giggles)

(bright music)

(pirates laughing)

- Ah ha

(stretching and groaning)

(thud and whistling through air)

(thud)

- Yuck, is that you?

- No it wasn't.

- Stop arguing and keep pillaging,

it's, oh, what is that stink.

- It worked.

(laughing)

- We'd better make sure.

(stretching and groans)

(thud and whistling through air)

(thud)

(groans)

(groans and yells)

- Permission to retreat captain

to the fresh air of the high seas.

- Not without my prisoners and loot.

Do as you're told you bunch of good for nothing' jellyfish.

What, oh, oh,

whoevers not on the ship by the time I am gets left behind.

(pirates yelling)

(ship skipping across water)

- Why has it gone so quiet out there?

(steps)

(door opening)

- We're all saved, the pirates have fled.

(everyone saying yay and laughing)

- I'm proud of you for defeating

our enemies my dear little Vic.

- With the help of a lot of friends.

Very stinky little friends.

(groans)

(laughter)

(bright music)