Original subtitles

(horn sounds)

♫ He's Vic the Viking

♫ Sailing the seas it's Vic the Viking

♫ Full of ideas it's Vic the Viking

♫ Say won't you take his picture please

♫ He's Vic the Viking

♫ With new adventures Vic the Viking

♫ Battle the dangers Vic the Viking

♫ Bring every enemy to his knees

♫ Vic the Viking

(bright flute music)

(horns blare)

- [Snorre] Let me out!

Let me out or I'll shred you to shavings!

Please!

I'm scared of the dark!

(Vikings laugh)

- Encore!

Snorre's great at changing his voice.

Incredible how it sounds like Sven,

don't you think, Dad?

- [Snorre] If you don't free me this instant,

I'll make blubber meats of you all!

Sven, you're nothing but a very loud, stinky,

bickering, big scaredy-cat. (laughs)

(Vikings gasp)

(Sven coughs)

- Gorme, remember that little chat we had

about what a lookout does?

- Oh.

Sorry.

- I'll take that.

I'll take those, and that, and this.

- Oh, and stow laughing boy here in the barrel.

Let's see who's really afraid of the dark.

- [Snorre] Let me out!

- Hey, that's cruel!

- Cruel's my middle name, kiddie.

(Snorre yells)

And that's why I'm gonna take good care

of this insolent barnacle. (laughs)

(Pox grunts)

- I love my job.

- Beautiful day for a cruise, vikings.

Too bad you're short of oars and sail.

It's been nice robbing you. (laughs)

(dramatic music)

- Sven, you're lower than a snake's belly,

and that's pretty low!

- Dad, I know how to get our stuff back.

- Really?

How would you do that, son?

- Tjure, I think I need your help.

- Huh?

Yes?

- It'll be fun.

(bouncy music)

- Fun.

Who is he kidding?

(Tjure grunts)

- [Snorre] Ahem.

Excuse me?

I need the toilet.

Is there anyone there?

Can you hear me?

It's urgent.

I really need to go!

(barrel booms) (Snorre yells)

And I think I'm gonna be seasick, too.

Let me out!

- Can't you stop whining?

Pox, make him stop!

(Pox yells)

(barrels clatter)

(crew shout)

Pox, you clumsy cod.

There goes our drinking water!

We'll drop anchor there.

Take the empty barrels and fill 'em with water.

- [Snorre] I can help.

I'm strong and very good at gathering supplies.

If you let me out.

- That was your fault.

- Well, maybe if you'd just watch your step,

you clumsy landlubber.

(barrel thumps) - Ow!

(Sven groans)

- No, no, don't all thank me at once.

It was nothing.

- Can you see anything, Gorme?

- I can see

seaweed

and water.

And oh, a mermaid with a mustache!

Oh, no, wait a minute.

It's just a seal.

(Halvar sighs)

- Can you see which way Sven went?

- [Vic] I can.

- Huh?

Oh, great work son.

Follow those barrels!

(bright music)

- [Vic] There!

They're on that island!

- Snorre's bound to be in one of those barrels.

Does anyone recognize him?

- [Snorre] I'm really thirsty.

If I don't have a drink soon, I'll shrivel up like a raisin!

Feeling dizzy.

Everything's going blurry.

- Pox, roll this moaning Minnie out of here!

- Where?

There's no room in the hold.

We're chock-a-block with treasure.

(Sven groans)

- Then shut him up!

If I hear so much as a peep out of him,

I'll throw you overboard.

I need a nap!

(dramatic music)

- Halvar to the rescue!

- [Vikings] No!

Shh!

(suspenseful music)

- It's too risky, Dad.

It's no use you getting caught, too.

- I know, Vicky.

But how else are we going to rescue Snorre?

(Sven snores)

- Hmm.

(bright chord)

Tjure, wanna have some more fun?

- Again?

That's too much fun for one day, Vicky.

- Are you sure of this, son?

- Of course!

Besides, if I get into trouble, you'll be there.

- (laugh) That's true.

(Tjure puffs and pants)

- So, where's the so-called fun?

- You all know what to do.

Let's go!

♫ Listen to my beautiful voice

- [Crewman] Did you hear that?

♫ That enchanted the meanest soul

♫ When I sing all the world will dance

- Pipe down, you lot!

♫ You live on land and I live at sea

♫ And that is how it's meant to be

(voice hums)

♫ I'm half a fish and I'm half a lass

♫ And the half that's fish

♫ Well it's probably bass

♫ And the half that's bass

♫ Well it looks homemade

♫ Still the whole is beautifully mermaid

♫ Oh sailors who travel the open sea

- Great voice.

Pity about the song.

(Tjure sings)

- Snorre, listen!

I need your help!

- [Snorre] Can you speak up, Vic?

I'm over here!

You're currently conversing with a barrel of romox.

(Vic whimpers)

♫ My salty skin might make you start

♫ My locks of gold will win your heart

♫ My scaly tail may be slimy and cold

- I once thought I caught a mermaid while fishing.

It turned out to be a seal.

It was so cute.

- Yoohoo!

Yoohoo!

How much longer, Halvar?

This is embarrassing.

- Go on, Tjure.

Go on.

♫ Oh what a tale you have for your friends

(Tjure sings) (crew cheer)

- Now do a polka! (Sven snores)

- [Crewman] Encore!

(Tjure sings)

- Oh, that was wonderful!

(Tjure sings)

- They're back.

Pox, get the flea pot.

(Sven snores)

- Huh?

- What's that?

That's strange.

- [Little Crewman] Looked sure a moment ago.

- [Big Crewman] Aye, she's changing.

- Aha.

Whoops.

What should I do, chief?

- Continue!

Just sing the first thing that comes to your mind.

♫ La la la la la la la

♫ La la la la la la

- [Crewman] I still believe in mermaids, but ...

- [Pox] Captain, the vikings are here!

- Now Snorre, do as I told you!

- [Snorre] Oh no, that's nice.

- What?

I said the vikings are here.

- I heard you.

- Bye!

(crew growl and shout)

- They're escaping!

- [Snorre] Pox, stop bothering me.

Take all the men and go and collect some firewood,

and give me

five minutes' peace!

- But the d-d-dinghy ...

(Vic chuckles)

- [Snorre] Spit it out, Pox!

- The dinghy's already ashore!

- [Snorre] Then you'll have to swim!

- But,

sir.

- I don't hear any splashing!

I hope you're not disobeying me.

(water splashes)

(Halvar laughs)

- [Halvar] This is going like a dream.

(playful music)

Okay.

That's my boy.

Load the treasure onto the drakkar.

Hurry!

(barrel booms)

- Youch!

(treasure thuds)

(metal clangs)

(Sven grunts)

(muffled voice)

(jewels pop)

- It was nice robbing you, too, Sven!

(Vikings laugh)

- All hands on deck!

Pox, I want a word with you

right now!

(Pox whistles)

- Let me out!

There might be terrible vikings lurking around!

And maybe the worst of them, the short red-haired one!

(Snorre laughs)

- How on earth did he get Sven in there?

(Vikings laugh)

(Faxe laughs)

(dolphins chirp)

(bright music)