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(horn blows)
(upbeat music)
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♫ He's Vic the Viking
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♫ Sailing the seas, it's Vic the Viking
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♫ Full of ideas, it's Vic the Viking
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♫ Say won't you take us with you please?
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♫ He's Vic the Viking
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♫ Vic the Viking
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♫ With new adventures Vic the Viking
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♫ Vic the Viking
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♫ Battle the dangers Vic The Viking
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♫ Vic the Viking
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♫ Bring every enemy to his knees
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♫ Vic the Viking
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- What are you doing?
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- They're mittens, Little Pops.
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They'll be really useful.
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- Vikings don't need mittens.
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If your hands are cold you sit on them.
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What do you think Odin
gave you a bottom for?
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Hmph, a Viking doesn't fear the cold.
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He fears nothing!
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- Except his wife.
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When he doesn't do a
share of the housework.
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- Oh...
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What do you mean?
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- It's your turn to wash the dishes.
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- Well, we better be going
or we'll miss the tide.
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Last one to the drakkar is a stinky seal.
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- Hmm?
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(snickers giddily)
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(Caribbean limbo music)
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- Follow me, Vicky.
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Bye, Ylva!
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Missing you already.
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- You haven't heard the last of this.
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(board snaps loudly)
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(shouts)
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- Is the tar ready yet?
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(screams)
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- Oh, the tar patch!
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(screams)
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My boots are bewitched.
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- My, Gorme, you're just stuck
in some sticky tar. (giggles)
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(screams)
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(giggles) Now this is how you hold things
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which are too hot to handle.
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(gasps in amazement)
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- Gather 'round, men.
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Today we set sail for the Rainy Isles.
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Huh?
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Hmph!
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It's going to be dark.
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It's going to be damp.
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And it's going to be dangerous.
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But Urobe has assured me
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that paths there are paved with gold.
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And we'll all return rich men.
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(cheering merrily)
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(shouts in pain)
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(snoring)
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- No, I don't believe mermaids exist.
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- That's what you said about America
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before we discovered it.
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- Mermaids ahoy!
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- Where!?
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Oh!
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Oh yeah!
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- Huh?
- Where?
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- You choose.
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That's the problem with drakkars,
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the front and the back look the same.
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(boat crashes)
(Vikings shouting)
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- What do you think you mermaids are doing
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distracting my men?
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We could've had a nasty accident.
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- I already have.
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- I'm not a mermaid.
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What do you think these are?
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- Uh, is this a trick question?
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- They're legs, dad.
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- Ohh...
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- I am Rhiannon.
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Welcome to the Rainy Isles.
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Let us do our welcome dance
for our handsome visitors.
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Jazz hands, ladies!
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You'll get a much better
view if you stand here.
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- Ugh, sticky.
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(bagpipe folk music)
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♫ Golden boys are out to play
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♫ The sun will shine throughout the day
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♫ Leave your sword and leave you shield
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♫ And join your fellows in the field
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- I've got a bad feeling about this.
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- I know what you mean.
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I'm no fan of folk dancing myself.
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Give me a fike any day.
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- [Rhiannon] Girls, disarm them
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- Huh?
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- Prepare yourselves for a
taste of British justice.
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- What does she mean, Little Pops?
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- Beats me.
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Women aren't difficult
to understand, Vicky.
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They're impossible to understand.
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Take me to your leader.
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- You're looking at her.
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I am Queen Rhiannon.
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- I meant your bravest, strongest man.
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- Here.
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Our menfolk stay at home.
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We women are the warriors.
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- I demand my rights under the, uh...
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Oslo Agreement!
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I'm entitled to an arm wrestling
match to win my freedom.
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- Okay, let's do it.
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- (stammers nervously) I've
decided to waive my rights.
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- Let the trial commence.
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- Trial? But what have we done?
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- Ahem.
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On July the 5th, last,
beautiful Southend on Sea
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suffered the fury of the Norsemen.
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They pillaged, ransacked,
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and generally made a terrible mess.
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- It can't be us.
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We always tidy up afterwards.
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- Therefore, their leader must
face three trials by ordeal.
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Earth, wind and fire.
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- Ha! Bring it on.
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- But papa, what if you fail?
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- Then, you Vikings must all wash dishes
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for the whole village
until the end of time.
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(cheering)
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First, the accused must
face Trial Under Turf.
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He has to path underneath
without touching it.
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- Impossible.
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- Imagine it's mom's arm barring the way.
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- Ah, gotcha.
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(Caribbean limbo music)
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- Yay!
(celebratory cheers)
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- You're very flexible.
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And now the Wind of Righteousness.
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It should blow as powerful as usual
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with the next change of tide.
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Only the innocent can
withstand its mighty blast.
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- That can't be Odin's
ravens this far south.
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- [Halvar] What? What're you doing, Vicky?
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- Oh!
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Whoa!
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(screams)
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- Ew, it's sticky.
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- Whoa!
(shouting)
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Oof!
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Vikings, two.
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- Britons, nil.
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(laughing happily)
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- And finally, the Fire of Judgment.
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The accused must lift the burning blade.
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If his hands are scorched
then he is guilty.
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(gasps)
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- Oh no, what're we gonna do?
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(laughing wickedly)
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- Aha!
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(whispering)
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- Hmm?
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What are you doing?
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- Uh, you don't want to see
grown Viking cry, do you?
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(grunts of disgust)
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(grunting and shouting)
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(triumphant music)
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- You're innocent?
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- [Vikings] Yay!
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What a great idea.
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Who made them?
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- Oh, uh, Vic must've made
them during the trial.
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I've tried to stop him sewing
but you know kids nowadays.
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They never listen.
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(chuckles heartily)
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- But I was sure you were the
Norsemen who raided our home.
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I heard the raiders calling out a name.
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What was it?
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- [Halvar] Benny?
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- Leon?
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- Agnesya!
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- Sven!
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- That's it!
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That's the Norseman who attacked us.
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- Let's pay the Britons a return visit.
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I remember it was like taking
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broad bean cake from a baby (laughs)
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- You actually tried to take
broad bean cake from a baby.
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- D'oh! And I told you
never to mention it again!
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(stammers nervously)
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- What kind of person
is this Sven, anyway?
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- You should hear the things he says.
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- Uh, that's right.
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He says no woman could
make him wash dishes.
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(gasps)
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- We'll see about that.
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Girls, prepare to give our pirate visitors
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a welcome they won't forget.
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(laughing happily)
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- Good luck!
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- We don't need luck.
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We're pirates.
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(laughing)
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- Ohh...
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- Remind me.
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- Who's going to do the bowing?
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(chuckles)
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- That'd be me, madam.
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Ohh...
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- Well, we didn't find the paths of gold.
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But I realized I've got a
little treasure here at home.
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Your mom.
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- I'm glad you're back.
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I've saved all the washing up for you.
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- On second thoughts.
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(whistling)
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Set sail for the Rainy Isles.
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- Come on, dad.
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We can't keep running forever.
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(sighs)
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- But sweetie, can't the
dishes just wait a little bit?
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