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(upbeat theme music)

♫ He's Vic the Viking

♫ Sailing the seas, it's Vic the Viking

♫ Full of ideas, it's Vic the Viking

♫ Say, won't you take us with you, please

♫ He's Vic the Viking

♫ With new adventures, Vic the Viking

♫ Battle the dangers, Vic the Viking

♫ Bring every enemy to his knees

♫ Vic the Viking

(horn fanfare)

(men laughing)

- The greatest of the Vikings.

This last expedition has made me hungry.

How about going on a bear hunt?

- [Group] Bear hunt, bear hunt, bear hunt, bear hunt!

- Hmm, that dark cave could well be full of bears.

- [Group] Oooh.

- The cave is indeed very, very, very dark.

Let's go and see.

- Halvar?

Halvar, Halvar!

- Ah!

(laughing)

- Oh, it's you, Snorre.

Awake already?

Did you fall out of your hammock?

(laughter)

- Halvar, you mustn't go into that cave.

You might find a big, bad bear in there.

(gasps)

- Behind you.

- Hey, ahoy, Vikings!

- Ahh.

- Huh?

- Help me.

- What are you doing in the middle of the ocean?

And who are you, old man?

- My name is Olaf.

My ship was smashed on the reefs around the island.

- Island, what island?

- [Olaf] Over there.

- Oh, in the name of.

Gorm!

You might want to warn us when land is approaching.

- Is the bear gone?

Land!

Land!

Land!

- Agh.

- Please, help me.

- We can't leave him like this, little pops.

- You're right, son.

A Viking never abandons a man to the sea.

Faxe, pull this man on the deck.

- Ah, my tale is a sad one, my lads.

If I hadn't been shipwrecked,

I'd have brought that treasure home.

- Treasure, what treasure?

- Aye, treasure that would be the envy of the gods.

- Oh, so uh, where is it?

- Hidden on the island.

But you need to be a fine sailor to pass the reefs

without wrecking your ship.

(dramatic music)

- This is a dream chance to increase our loot.

Oh, a simple feat.

Olaf, we won't abandon you just like that.

We're going onto that island,

and we'll help you bring your treasure home.

- You'd do that?

You're decent men.

I saw it on your faces right away.

But you'll have to take everybody.

That treasure is very heavy.

And of course, we'll share it.

- It's a deal!

Launch the dinghy!

(adventurous music)

(greedily laughing)

- Hmm.

(adventurous music)

- Where are you going, son?

- Well, with you.

- Out of the question.

If your mother finds out that I took you through

a dangerous reef, she'll give my ears a twist.

- But dad.

- No nonsense, you're staying here.

I'm entrusting you with a very important mission.

You must guard the drakkar with Ulme.

♫ La, la la la la

(grunting and rowing)

(playful music)

- Easy does it, men.

Hold steady now, Vikings, and beware the reef.

Watch it.

- Huh?

Oh, whoa!

(pinball dinging)

(seagulls calling)

- My treasure is easy to find.

In the middle of the forest, there's a cave.

It's hidden in there.

You can't miss it.

I'll wait for you here.

- What do you mean?

- I am old, I'll slow you down.

I would be a burden to you.

- Leaving you here is out of the question, old man.

- If we leave him here, we can hide the treasure

for ourselves and tell him we didn't find it.

We can keep it all.

- Ah, hmm.

I've thought it over, Olaf.

It's better that you stay here and rest.

It's a Viking's duty to care for elders.

Come on, let's go.

- That's right.

And good hunting.

(ominous music)

(gasps)

- Well, boss, did it work?

- Those Viking fools swallowed my story.

The drakkar and its gold will soon be ours, easy.

There's only a boy and a useless bard guarding it.

(hard punches)

- Those pirates, they're up to no good.

I've got to do something.

(bright music)

- When do we get there, chief?

- We can't be far away now.

Shall we go port or starboard?

- It's this way, Captain.

- No, this way.

- I told you!

- I'm sure it's this way.

- No, this way. - No, I told you.

- No, I told you, great baboon.

- [Tjure] I told you, you red-toed fish.

(heavy panting)

- Look!

The cave.

- Just like in the puppet show.

- It's a bear cave?

(teeth chattering)

- Huh, oh.

- Gorm, go ahead.

- No!

- Tjure?

Snorre?

(kissing)

- No, mommy doesn't allow it.

- Oh, come on!

Urobe?

- Um, oh, no.

- Faxe?

- Uh, me?

- You bunch of cowards.

No bear is going to stop me from finding that treasure.

Huh, I have to do everything myself.

(dripping water)

- Me me me me me me.

Me me me me me.

(harping)

- Ulme!

Pirates, they're coming to steal our gold.

- Pirates?

We're doomed!

- No, we're not, I have a plan.

- The fog horn?

(horn blowing)

- Jabbering jellyfish.

The bard and the boy are sounding the alarm.

Quick, there's no time to lose.

(grunting)

- Vicky and Ulme are in danger.

We must get back to the beach.

What, what's the matter?

(teeth chattering)

- Behind you.

- What?

- Bear!

- A bear?

(shorting)

(growling)

- Ah!

(screaming)

- Come on, we have to work quickly

before the pirates get here.

(suspenseful music)

- [Ulme] Oh, do you think this will work?

- The show is about to begin.

- Haha, once we toss the bard and the boy overboard,

we'll set sail with the gold.

(evil laughing)

(suspenseful music)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(gasps)

- [Ulme] Here, here, me hearties.

Get ready for a little visit from Olaf and his pirates.

- Come on, Ulme.

(grunting)

(Loud crashing)

(gasps)

- Haha.

Har har, poor fools!

Come and taste my axe in the name of Thor!

- What?

Impossible.

- Do you really think we believe your story

about the treasure?

You can't trick Halvar, greatest of Vikings.

Well said.

Ah, yes, bravo, follow me, Vikings, attack!

(loud rumbling)

- [Olaf] Hurry!

(laughing)

(playful music)

(screaming)

(rowing and grunting)

- Huh?

(screeching)

- Hmm?

(roaring)

(screaming)

(playful chase music)

- Well, Olaf, you can run fast when you want to.

- If you only saw their faces when they saw the puppets.

- Once again, thanks to my son's intelligence,

we've saved our treasure.

- To Vicky!

Hip hip! - Hooray!

- Hip hip! - Hooray!

(laughing)

- Oh, without Ulme, I couldn't have done a thing.

- La, oh!

(laughing)