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(tapping keyboard)
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(phone vibrating)
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(Athena chuckles)
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(Athena chuckles)
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KELLY:
Excuse me.
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- Sir?
- RICHARD: Hmm?
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Sir? (chuckles)
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Can I get you a snack?
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Huh? Uh, what?
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
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- I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack.
- Ah.
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I'm just kidding. (laughs)
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- Oh. Okay.
- Yeah.
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- What's up?
- We have some fantastic caviar.
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It's osetra, fresh from...
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You ever had caviar?
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No, sir.
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It's delicious.
It is, yeah.
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- But I had some last night.
- Mm.
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You know what?
I'm actually in the mood
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for something a little bit
more Mediterranean.
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Do you have, like,
a grilled vegetable thing
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with some figs
or even, like, um,
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uh, like, any kind
of small fish?
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I'm sorry, sir. We don't...
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we don't have a kitchen,
full kitchen here.
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Well, fuck. (chuckles)
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(chuckles softly)
How about a glass of champagne?
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- Boom.
- Great.
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Perfect.
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(ice clatters)
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- Hey, is that the Heidsieck?
- I'm sorry?
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A German sub sank a ship
on the way to Tsar Nicholas II.
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Couple years back,
they found the wreck
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and a case of
the 1907 Heidsieck.
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They sent a little robot
down there to bring it back up.
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Athena bought three bottles
at 250K per.
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And no one even knows
what the stuff tastes like.
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It's just plain ol' champagne.
(chuckles)
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- (cork pops)
- Hmm.
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- You like working for Athena?
- Yes, she's...
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- sweet.
- (drink pouring)
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She's sweet? Don't let her
hear you say that.
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- (man slurring indistinctly)
- (Kelly gasping)
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Whoa, hey, Jesus!
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- What are you doing?
- MAN: What is happening here?
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- (slurring indistinctly)
- (gasping, screaming)
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- What the...
- RICHARD: Oh, fuck!
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- Sh... Ah, shit.
- MAN 2: What's going on?
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What is happening?
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One of them's
fucking awake, man.
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- Oh. Okay.
- LIBERTY: Gross.
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MARTIN:
What... Ted!
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- TED: Okay, uh, calm down.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Everything's okay.
Everything's fine.
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Hey, it's all right.
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- (panting)
- Uh, would you...
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- get-get some towels?
- Yeah, get towels.
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- Okay, uh, no, it's okay.
- LIBERTY: Oh, Jesus.
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(shushes) It's all right.
No, no, no, it's all right.
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It's okay. I'm a doctor.
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- RICHARD: Ted, Ted, come on, man.
- Oh, great. Fantastic.
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If you could just lay
those towels
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- on the floor right there.
- Fuck.
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Uh, now, what's his...
what's his... what's his name?
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His na...
Uh, Squealer, I think? I...
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Randy.
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R-Randy?
Oh, that's great.
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Now, I just need you...
We're just gonna...
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We're just gonna
go down to the floor.
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Just kneel down. There you go.
There. Good, good.
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Now, I need you to lie
back down on those towels.
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There you go. There you go.
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Uh...
Oh, uh, may I use your pen?
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- Pen. Yes.
- Thanks.
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Okay, Randy.
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I'm gonna put you
back to sleep now.
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- What?
- Because you woke up
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before you were supposed to.
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(screaming)
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- Whoa!
- Fuck!
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♪ ♪
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(clamoring in distance)
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RICHARD:
Hey, you're bleeding.
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- (screaming)
- Ted, what the fuck, man?
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He woke up.
And we can't have you
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talking about this,
now, can we, Randy?
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It hasn't even
started yet, man.
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- TED: Oh, geez.
- RICHARD: What the fuck?
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TED: You guys just
gonna stand there?
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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(clamoring)
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Oh, my God.
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- Uh, whoa.
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill.
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TED: You need to
just-just take it easy.
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- Oh, hey.
- LIBERTY: All right, all right.
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- MARTIN: Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
- TED: Shit. Shit.
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- Oh, my God!
- LIBERTY: Oh, that's gross.
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(grunts) Grab him!
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- (grunting)
- No! Stop!
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All right, all right,
all right.
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- Hold on, hold on. Hold on.
- Motherfucker.
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- It's okay, now. All right, all right.
- LIBERTY: Oh, no!
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ATHENA:
Hey.
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(gasping)
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- Put him in the back with the rest.
- This isn't right.
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I mean, he doesn't even know.
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I mean, it hasn't even
started yet.
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- (Randy yelling)
- God.
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(Randy whimpers)
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ATHENA:
No sentimentality, comrade.
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(eyeball plops on floor)
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War is war.
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(Richard and Liberty sigh)
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Oh, uh, thanks.
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- Oh.
- (Ted sighs)
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(grunting)
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(Martin sighs)
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Would you... would you grab me
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a little seltzer water
or something?
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(Ted grunting, panting)
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(grunts)
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Fucking redneck.
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♪ ♪
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H-Help.
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♪ ♪
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(wind whistling)
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(birds chirping)
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(coughing)
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(gasps, pants)
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(coughing)
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(gasps)
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(muffled):
Oh, God.
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(coughs)
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Hey. Hey.
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Hello!
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(sniffs, coughs)
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♪ ♪
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Hey.
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(clattering nearby)
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What the hell is this?
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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(panting)
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♪ ♪
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What?
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DON:
Oh, no! No, no, no.
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(muffled):
Oh, no. It's a trap.
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- Huh?
- Trap.
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Trap.
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(groans)
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(grunting)
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Oh, my God!
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(groans)
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- (whimpering)
- (wood creaking)
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(grunting)
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(panting)
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(grunting)
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(grunts)
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(snorts, squeals)
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Huh.
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What the fuck?
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(grunts)
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♪ ♪
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(metallic creaking, clanking)
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♪ ♪
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(Don grunts)
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(panting)
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DEAD SEXY:
What's that?
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(indistinct chatter)
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(grunts)
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Hey!
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- Thank you. (grunts)
- (muffled chatter)
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(grunts)
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(grunts, exhales sharply)
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Thank you.
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Sh... Yeah, yeah, sorry.
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- All right.
- (indistinct, muffled chatter)
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This ought to help, huh?
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Yeah. (coughs)
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All right, there you go.
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All right, hey, guys,
I got keys.
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- I got keys. Here, here, here.
- (grunting)
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Here. Turn around.
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Turn around.
Let me help get you unlocked.
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What is happening?
Wh-Wh-What is all of this?
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Yeah, fuck if I know. Here.
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Oh, I can't use that.
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Can you do this?
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Yeah.
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You can squeeze
a trigger, then.
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Take it.
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MAN: What is this?
What the fuck is this, man?
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WOMAN:
What do we need guns for?
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MAN:
We'll get out of here.
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MAN:
TEC-9, Lou.
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(sighs)
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Hey.
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Hey. Let me show you.
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- Safety.
- (gun clicks)
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Give it a flick,
you're ready to party, okay?
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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(distant bang)
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- What was that?
- I think that was a rifle.
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- (gunshot)
- (bullet ricochets)
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- (frantic chatter)
- Everybody get the fuck down!
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- Move! - Go! Go! Go!
- (gunshot)
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- That almost hit me.
- (bullet whizzes)
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(exhales sharply)
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F...
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Oh, f...
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Jesus Ch-Christ.
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- (gunshot)
- (Dead Sexy panting)
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Over there.
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- (gunshot)
- (gasps)
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(rapid gunfire)
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(yelling)
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- What the fuck?
- (gunshot)
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(gasps, pants)
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- (gunshot)
- DEAD SEXY: Come on, let's go.
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Move! (grunts)
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- (heavy gunfire)
- (screams)
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(yelps)
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DEAD SEXY:
Help!
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(gunfire)
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(panting)
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DEAD SEXY:
Help!
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Help! (panting)
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(Dead Sexy whimpers)
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- I fell.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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(whimpering):
I fell.
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It's my birthday tomorrow.
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- What?
- I'm gonna eat a whole pie.
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- Oh, God.
- (whimpers)
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Come on, reach for me.
Come on.
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Come on. "Happy birthday"
on three, okay?
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- One, two, happy birthday!
- (pained grunting)
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(yells)
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(screams, whimpers)
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Go. Here we go. Good job.
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- Good job. Ready?
- Yeah.
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All right, let's get the fuck
out of here. Come on.
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(both grunting, panting)
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(click)
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(sighs)
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- (Dead Sexy whimpers)
- Holy fuck.
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- (panting)
- (gunshot)
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- Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey.
- (bullet whizzes)
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Shoot me.
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No, no, no,
I'm not gonna shoot you.
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No. No, wait. No, no, no!
257
00:15:40,426 --> 00:15:42,357
Let go, you fucking snowflake!
258
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:45,326
- Don't do it! Don't... (groans)
- (gunshot)
259
00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:52,157
- (gunfire)
- Jesus fucking Christ.
260
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,359
(grunts)
261
00:15:58,359 --> 00:16:00,359
♪ ♪
262
00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:11,892
Okay.
263
00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:15,092
Fuck.
264
00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:21,992
(footsteps approaching)
265
00:16:24,992 --> 00:16:26,357
Whoa, don't shoot, asshole.
266
00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:27,958
I'm on your side.
267
00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:33,090
They with us, too?
268
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,890
Yeah.
269
00:16:34,892 --> 00:16:37,390
- Road means civilization.
- What?
270
00:16:37,392 --> 00:16:38,890
Civilization's
our fucking friend.
271
00:16:38,892 --> 00:16:40,090
VANILLA NICE:
Hey, folks.
272
00:16:40,092 --> 00:16:41,457
What's the plan, khaki man?
273
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,090
- Trying to figure it out.
- Sorry.
274
00:16:44,092 --> 00:16:45,424
Looks like we're gonna
have to climb this bitch.
275
00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:48,023
You know what this is, right?
276
00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:50,090
- Goddamn Manorgate.
- That shit's real?
277
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,090
Seems pretty fucking real
to me.
278
00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:54,090
- Yeah, right, come on. Up, up, up.
- I'm going. - Fuck.
279
00:16:54,092 --> 00:16:55,992
STATEN ISLAND (grunting):
Yeah.
280
00:17:00,459 --> 00:17:03,292
(all grunting)
281
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,956
- (object whizzes, thuds)
- What?
282
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,324
- What the fuck was that?
- STATEN ISLAND: Hurry.
283
00:17:09,326 --> 00:17:10,890
- Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude.
- Fuck.
284
00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:12,057
Hurry up.
285
00:17:12,059 --> 00:17:13,457
I got you. I got you.
286
00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:14,923
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- No, no, no, keep climbing.
287
00:17:14,925 --> 00:17:16,057
I'm gonna help you. Come on.
288
00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:17,457
- (groans)
- No! Keep climbing.
289
00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:18,890
Keep climbing.
Come on, no, no, no.
290
00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:20,324
Up, up. Go up.
291
00:17:20,326 --> 00:17:22,259
What is this Avatar shit?
292
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,357
We should go.
293
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,359
- Fuck it.
- Run!
294
00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:37,092
- (arrow whizzes)
- (gunshot)
295
00:17:43,092 --> 00:17:44,858
(groans)
296
00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:52,326
(gurgles)
297
00:17:58,159 --> 00:17:59,657
LIBERTY:
Why isn't it working?
298
00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:01,223
MARTIN:
Wait. Did you pull the pin?
299
00:18:01,225 --> 00:18:03,923
- LIBERTY: Ah, shit.
- (pin clinking)
300
00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:05,092
(gulps)
301
00:18:06,392 --> 00:18:08,090
- (loud boom)
- What was that?
302
00:18:08,092 --> 00:18:10,123
That's another one of us
getting blown the fuck up.
303
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,457
- Fuck.
- We got to find shelter.
304
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:13,125
Come on!
305
00:18:23,025 --> 00:18:24,057
(jingles)
306
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,125
(sniffs sharply)
307
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,057
(panting)
308
00:18:33,059 --> 00:18:34,956
There's about $200
in the cash register.
309
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,092
It's all yours.
310
00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,326
Give me a hand here.
Come on.
311
00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,657
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.
312
00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:44,357
Where are we?
313
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,990
MA:
What?
314
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,123
Look, son,
we don't want no trouble.
315
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,357
- Just take the money.
- I don't want your damn money.
316
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,123
Where the fuck are we?
317
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,657
Well, Route 31,
right outside of Elaine.
318
00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:55,223
Elaine, where?
319
00:18:55,225 --> 00:18:56,490
Which state?
320
00:18:56,492 --> 00:18:58,023
Arkansas.
321
00:18:58,025 --> 00:18:59,956
VANILLA NICE:
What?
322
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,223
We're in Arkansas?
323
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:04,057
Wha... Man, Jesus.
324
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,925
Fucking Arkansas.
325
00:19:07,225 --> 00:19:09,090
- You got a phone?
- MA: Please.
326
00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:10,890
We have children.
We have grandchildren.
327
00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:12,324
Oh, you have grandchildren?
Can I see a picture of them?
328
00:19:12,326 --> 00:19:14,157
I'm just kidding. I give a fuck.
Give me the phone.
329
00:19:14,159 --> 00:19:16,890
Son, whatever's
going on here...
330
00:19:16,892 --> 00:19:18,190
What's going on is
we're getting goddamn hunted.
331
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:20,657
- MA: But y'all have guns.
- (line ringing)
332
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,990
Yeah, to defend ourselves.
333
00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:25,223
- Hello?
- OPERATOR: 911. What's your emergency?
334
00:19:25,225 --> 00:19:26,424
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's been a killing spree.
335
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,023
- You gotta come here right now.
- Can you repeat that, sir?
336
00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:31,290
There's been a murder spree in
the woods, a fucking massacre.
337
00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:33,257
It-it-it's Manorgate!
338
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,357
OPERATOR:
I'm sorry, sir.
339
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:35,457
I'm having trouble
understanding you.
340
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,023
Manorgate.
341
00:19:37,025 --> 00:19:39,023
Just fucking google it!
342
00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:40,357
OPERATOR:
I can't google it right now.
343
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,190
- Listen to me, okay?
- We can't do that.
344
00:19:42,192 --> 00:19:43,257
We woke up with these gags
in our mouth,
345
00:19:43,259 --> 00:19:45,090
and they had these...
these locks on 'em and...
346
00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:47,090
Sir, I need the address
of your emergency.
347
00:19:47,092 --> 00:19:49,424
Do you want my address
in Staten Island, New York,
348
00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:51,390
where I went to a bar
after work
349
00:19:51,392 --> 00:19:53,324
and I don't remember anything
because they drugged me,
350
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,890
they drugged all of us?
351
00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,090
Where'd they get you from?
352
00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:57,357
Wyoming.
353
00:19:57,359 --> 00:19:59,157
Orlando.
354
00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:01,223
(sighs) Fuck.
355
00:20:01,225 --> 00:20:03,057
All right, listen to me.
356
00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:04,457
They grabbed us from all over,
357
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:06,357
and they brought us here
to kill us,
358
00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:08,023
and they're still
trying to kill us.
359
00:20:08,025 --> 00:20:09,390
And they're coming down
the fucking road,
360
00:20:09,392 --> 00:20:11,223
and they're gonna be here
any fucking second.
361
00:20:11,225 --> 00:20:13,223
Okay. What is your
current location, sir?
362
00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:14,490
I-I am at a gas station!
363
00:20:14,492 --> 00:20:17,123
Could you please just
trace the call?
364
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,923
Of course. That's a...
that's a great idea.
365
00:20:19,925 --> 00:20:21,424
We'll trace you, sir.
366
00:20:21,426 --> 00:20:22,990
Sit tight.
367
00:20:22,992 --> 00:20:24,190
- Okay.
- Help's on the way.
368
00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:25,457
Good.
369
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,825
(click, dial tone)
370
00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:31,059
Wh-What'd they say, dude?
371
00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:33,190
They said they're coming.
372
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,359
Thank Christ.
373
00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:37,990
- Hey, let me get one of them.
- Get your own.
374
00:20:37,992 --> 00:20:39,157
POP: Son, would you mind
putting your gun away?
375
00:20:39,159 --> 00:20:40,990
You seem a little worked up,
376
00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:43,390
and you don't want it
to go off by accident.
377
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:45,956
It's not gonna go off
on accident. I own seven guns.
378
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,324
- MA: Why?
- What?
379
00:20:47,326 --> 00:20:50,090
Wh-Wh-Why do you own
seven guns?
380
00:20:50,092 --> 00:20:51,890
- "Stand your ground."
- Because it's my constitutional right
381
00:20:51,892 --> 00:20:53,190
to protect myself
if I should ever
382
00:20:53,192 --> 00:20:54,490
happen to be getting
fucking shot at,
383
00:20:54,492 --> 00:20:56,123
which is exactly
what's happening right now.
384
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,290
Is that okay?
385
00:20:57,292 --> 00:21:01,123
So, those people
that are shooting at you,
386
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:04,956
they're just exercising
the very same right?
387
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,657
What the fuck
are you talking about?
388
00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:09,290
"Will there be sugar
after the Rebellion?"
389
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:11,157
STATEN ISLAND:
Is she okay?
390
00:21:11,159 --> 00:21:12,490
Oh, sure, she's fine.
391
00:21:12,492 --> 00:21:14,025
How are you?
392
00:21:15,459 --> 00:21:19,157
(groans, clears throat)
393
00:21:19,159 --> 00:21:20,956
- What the fuck?
- (strained grunt)
394
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,490
- Hey, you okay? - What's wrong?
- (gagging)
395
00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:24,157
VANILLA NICE:
Hey, get some water, dude!
396
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,223
- What's wrong with her?
- I don't... I don't...
397
00:21:25,225 --> 00:21:26,290
What happened to her?
398
00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:28,057
Oh, damn. No, no, no, no, no.
399
00:21:28,059 --> 00:21:29,357
- Fuck.
- Come on. Sit up. Come on.
400
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,090
Hey, uh, get some water, dude.
401
00:21:31,092 --> 00:21:32,490
- I think she's dianetic.
- (retching)
402
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,057
Oh, sh... Oh, my God.
403
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,259
(gas hissing)
404
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:41,390
(grunts, gasps)
405
00:21:41,392 --> 00:21:44,923
- (laughing)
- (Staten Island groaning)
406
00:21:44,925 --> 00:21:46,357
Don't make a mess.
407
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,090
What?
408
00:21:48,092 --> 00:21:50,392
I'm not cleaning him up.
409
00:21:51,925 --> 00:21:54,192
(Vanilla Nice gasping,
groaning)
410
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,092
(Pop grunting)
411
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,092
(Vanilla Nice coughs)
412
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,359
You're going to hell.
413
00:22:09,492 --> 00:22:11,657
I don't believe in hell.
414
00:22:11,659 --> 00:22:14,923
As you so eloquently posted,
415
00:22:14,925 --> 00:22:17,357
I'm a "godless elite."
416
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,090
For the record, asshole,
417
00:22:20,092 --> 00:22:23,025
climate change is real.
418
00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:25,357
(yells viciously)
419
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,225
Hit the vent, honey.
420
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,357
I'll get a mop.
421
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,492
(Ma grunting)
422
00:22:48,392 --> 00:22:50,225
(strained grunting)
423
00:22:53,225 --> 00:22:55,359
(groans, pants)
424
00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:01,257
- (grunts) Sorry.
- (objects rattling)
425
00:23:01,259 --> 00:23:03,359
(panting)
426
00:23:05,025 --> 00:23:07,123
- (rattling)
- Oh, sorry again.
427
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:09,192
(pants, groans)
428
00:23:11,992 --> 00:23:14,326
(grunts, sighs)
429
00:23:20,392 --> 00:23:22,225
(groans)
430
00:23:33,059 --> 00:23:34,925
Oh.
431
00:23:37,159 --> 00:23:39,357
What?
432
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:40,923
Nothing.
433
00:23:40,925 --> 00:23:42,090
Oh, come on, honey.
434
00:23:42,092 --> 00:23:43,357
Tell me, what's wrong?
435
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:45,890
He's wearing a wedding ring.
436
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,357
He's a monster.
437
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,956
Honey, he probably uses
the "N" word.
438
00:23:49,958 --> 00:23:53,956
And not even in private.
He probably uses it on Twitter.
439
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:57,123
Those people suffered
400 years of bondage
440
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,357
at the hands of that
piece of shit's ancestors.
441
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:00,390
"Those people"?
442
00:24:00,392 --> 00:24:02,925
(sighs)
Sorry. Black people.
443
00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:05,890
African Americans.
444
00:24:05,892 --> 00:24:07,290
- Honey, it's...
- Privilege, Julius.
445
00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:09,956
It's perfectly fine
to call them "black" again.
446
00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:11,123
(scoffs)
447
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:12,657
According to who?
448
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:13,956
NPR.
449
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:16,426
Which consists
almost exclusively of...
450
00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,159
White people.
451
00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:23,290
(sighs)
We're the fucking worst.
452
00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:25,190
- ATHENA (over radio): Hello? Come in.
- Oh.
453
00:24:25,192 --> 00:24:26,390
MA:
We're coming.
454
00:24:26,392 --> 00:24:28,157
ATHENA:
You there?
455
00:24:28,159 --> 00:24:29,490
Hey! We're here.
456
00:24:29,492 --> 00:24:31,090
We got three of 'em.
457
00:24:31,092 --> 00:24:34,923
Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper.
458
00:24:34,925 --> 00:24:36,357
ATHENA: Yeah? Great.
Liberty got Boxer.
459
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,157
Stuck him full of arrows
and then blew him to pieces.
460
00:24:39,159 --> 00:24:40,324
- It was brutal. Anyway...
- Oh.
461
00:24:40,326 --> 00:24:41,457
Snowball's headed
toward you now.
462
00:24:41,459 --> 00:24:43,657
She's maybe five minutes out.
463
00:24:43,659 --> 00:24:46,057
You gonna be ready, or do you
need us to slow her down?
464
00:24:46,059 --> 00:24:47,424
- We're good.
- MA: No need.
465
00:24:47,426 --> 00:24:49,157
- We're ready.
- ATHENA: Great.
466
00:24:49,159 --> 00:24:51,257
She's unarmed,
so have some fun with it.
467
00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:53,157
MA:
Roger that.
468
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,223
Over and out. (sighs)
469
00:24:55,225 --> 00:24:56,925
Honey, that's poison!
470
00:25:00,326 --> 00:25:01,990
Y-You rigged the soda?
471
00:25:01,992 --> 00:25:05,223
No. There are 43 grams of sugar
in that bottle.
472
00:25:05,225 --> 00:25:07,357
Oh, good God, Miranda.
You really scared me.
473
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,292
I am not going to apologize
for caring.
474
00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,390
Mm. (chuckles)
475
00:25:13,392 --> 00:25:15,357
All right, then.
476
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,257
- Let's get some more.
- Okay.
477
00:25:17,259 --> 00:25:18,890
NEWSMAN:
The climate-change myth
478
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,357
suffered another blow
today with...
479
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:21,825
(Pop groans)
480
00:25:24,192 --> 00:25:25,890
What's going on?
481
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,892
Okay, here she comes.
482
00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:36,057
- (bell dings)
- (hinges creaking)
483
00:25:36,059 --> 00:25:38,059
(insects trilling)
484
00:25:47,459 --> 00:25:49,357
POP:
Hey there.
485
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,825
Help you?
486
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,324
Get a pack of lights, please.
487
00:26:03,326 --> 00:26:05,223
Coming right up.
488
00:26:05,225 --> 00:26:06,657
You want to fill 'er up?
489
00:26:06,659 --> 00:26:09,190
(clicks tongue)
I don't have a car.
490
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,257
(chuckling):
Oh.
491
00:26:10,259 --> 00:26:12,157
Y-You walked over.
492
00:26:12,159 --> 00:26:14,090
Oh. Sh...
493
00:26:14,092 --> 00:26:15,392
Oh.
494
00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:21,159
Everything okay?
495
00:26:23,392 --> 00:26:26,324
- I lost my wallet.
- MA and POP: Oh.
496
00:26:26,326 --> 00:26:29,956
It's for, um, emergencies.
497
00:26:29,958 --> 00:26:32,090
MA: You want some
matches with that?
498
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,290
Yeah.
499
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,290
CRYSTAL:
All sweaty.
500
00:26:35,292 --> 00:26:37,123
- (buttons clicking)
- (cash register dings)
501
00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:38,956
What state is this?
502
00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:40,392
Sorry?
503
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:43,890
You don't understand
the question?
504
00:26:43,892 --> 00:26:45,956
Oh, no, I did. Just...
505
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,457
Most people know
where they are.
506
00:26:47,459 --> 00:26:49,290
(Ma and Pop chuckle)
507
00:26:49,292 --> 00:26:52,159
Well, I ain't most people.
(chuckles softly)
508
00:26:56,659 --> 00:27:00,059
You're in the glorious state
of Arkansas.
509
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,057
Is there anything else that...
510
00:27:10,059 --> 00:27:11,958
(grunting and groaning)
511
00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,059
(Pop yells)
512
00:27:17,659 --> 00:27:19,657
No! No, please, no!
513
00:27:19,659 --> 00:27:22,023
Cigarettes in Arkansas
only cost six bucks.
514
00:27:22,025 --> 00:27:24,023
You fucked up, bitch!
515
00:27:24,025 --> 00:27:25,990
- (screams)
- (gun blasts)
516
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:29,157
("Fairytale in the Supermarket"
by The Raincoats playing)
517
00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:31,457
♪ The times I forgot ♪
518
00:27:31,459 --> 00:27:34,890
♪ But never forgot ♪
519
00:27:34,892 --> 00:27:36,023
Hmm.
520
00:27:36,025 --> 00:27:38,357
♪ I don't know ♪
521
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,157
♪ The books that you read ♪
522
00:27:42,159 --> 00:27:44,890
♪ But you don't say ♪
523
00:27:44,892 --> 00:27:48,490
♪ That love never
externalizes ♪
524
00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:51,257
♪ You're rereading a book ♪
525
00:27:51,259 --> 00:27:55,190
♪ To feel reassured ♪
526
00:27:55,192 --> 00:27:58,190
♪ By the life ♪
527
00:27:58,192 --> 00:28:01,956
♪ Of your favorite hero ♪
528
00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:05,023
♪ But don't worry ♪
529
00:28:05,025 --> 00:28:08,223
♪ Honey, don't worry ♪
530
00:28:08,225 --> 00:28:11,257
♪ This is just ♪
531
00:28:11,259 --> 00:28:14,956
♪ A fairy tale ♪
532
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:18,157
♪ Happening in ♪
533
00:28:18,159 --> 00:28:22,490
♪ The supermarket. ♪
534
00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:24,825
(hinges creaking)
535
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,025
(bell jingles)
536
00:28:36,092 --> 00:28:38,092
(bird cawing)
537
00:28:40,492 --> 00:28:42,825
♪ ♪
538
00:29:01,492 --> 00:29:03,825
♪ ♪
539
00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:25,292
♪ ♪
540
00:29:36,092 --> 00:29:38,023
- (sighs)
- (radio beeps)
541
00:29:38,025 --> 00:29:39,990
ATHENA (over radio):
Hello?
542
00:29:39,992 --> 00:29:42,023
Julius? Miranda!
543
00:29:42,025 --> 00:29:43,490
Are you there?
544
00:29:43,492 --> 00:29:46,090
(radio crackles)
545
00:29:46,092 --> 00:29:48,290
- Richard, are you on?
- RICHARD: Yeah, uh, uh, yes.
546
00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:50,157
A-Affirmative, I'm here.
547
00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:52,923
LIBERTY: This is Liberty.
I can't find Orwell.
548
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,223
RICHARD:
Which one's Orwell?
549
00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:55,357
LIBERTY:
Orwell is the pig.
550
00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:56,657
RICHARD:
You named the fucking pig?
551
00:29:56,659 --> 00:29:57,890
ATHENA:
Richard, enough.
552
00:29:57,892 --> 00:29:59,357
Did anyone see Snowball go in?
553
00:29:59,359 --> 00:30:02,023
RICHARD: Uh, no,
we lost visual at the road.
554
00:30:02,025 --> 00:30:03,923
ATHENA:
Why don't you go take a look?
555
00:30:03,925 --> 00:30:06,092
RICHARD:
Go take a... Yes. 10-4.
556
00:30:10,925 --> 00:30:13,192
(device buzzing nearby)
557
00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:26,257
RICHARD:
I don't see anybody inside.
558
00:30:26,259 --> 00:30:28,157
I-I guess I should...
559
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:30,657
- I guess I should check around the back.
- (gunfire)
560
00:30:30,659 --> 00:30:32,257
Shit, I-I lost the...
561
00:30:32,259 --> 00:30:34,023
- ATHENA: What happened?
- RICHARD: I don't know.
562
00:30:34,025 --> 00:30:36,223
I-I can't see anything.
The signal went out.
563
00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:38,023
ATHENA:
Turn your radio off.
564
00:30:38,025 --> 00:30:39,956
RICHARD:
What?
565
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:42,090
ATHENA: Turn your fucking
radio off now!
566
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:43,958
(radio crackles, beeps)
567
00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:48,958
At least one of you is smart.
568
00:30:58,225 --> 00:31:00,359
(grunting)
569
00:31:09,459 --> 00:31:11,259
(whistles)
570
00:31:14,892 --> 00:31:17,090
Don't fucking move!
571
00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:19,390
You lower your gun.
572
00:31:19,392 --> 00:31:20,956
I'm a friendly.
573
00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:22,123
How do I know that?
574
00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:23,825
Why don't you pull
that door handle?
575
00:31:26,292 --> 00:31:29,157
Then you'll blow the fuck up,
and then you'll know.
576
00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:31,159
Oh, shit.
577
00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:42,457
Thanks.
578
00:31:42,459 --> 00:31:44,357
You should not have shot
that drone.
579
00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:46,357
But now they can't see us.
580
00:31:46,359 --> 00:31:48,526
Don't need to.
You just told them we're here.
581
00:31:52,426 --> 00:31:53,923
Huh. Where you going?
582
00:31:53,925 --> 00:31:55,923
Saw some tracks earlier.
583
00:31:55,925 --> 00:31:57,890
I'm gonna follow 'em.
584
00:31:57,892 --> 00:31:59,292
Whose tracks?
585
00:32:00,426 --> 00:32:02,925
Hey, whose tracks?
586
00:32:04,225 --> 00:32:06,225
♪ ♪
587
00:32:12,392 --> 00:32:14,457
Why didn't they just kill you
when you came in?
588
00:32:14,459 --> 00:32:15,990
Don't care.
589
00:32:15,992 --> 00:32:18,923
You want to hear my theory?
590
00:32:18,925 --> 00:32:20,290
Not really.
591
00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:22,457
Did you read that article?
592
00:32:22,459 --> 00:32:25,223
Every year,
these liberal elites...
593
00:32:25,225 --> 00:32:28,956
you know, the globalist cucks
who run the deep state...
594
00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:31,657
kidnap a bunch of
normal folks like us
595
00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:34,023
and hunt us for fucking sport
596
00:32:34,025 --> 00:32:37,290
in, like, this mansion
in Vermont or something.
597
00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:39,357
I forwarded that to 50 friends.
598
00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:41,257
It-It's not like I believed it.
599
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,890
You believe it?
600
00:32:42,892 --> 00:32:44,390
That you have 50 friends?
601
00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:46,359
No, the rest of it.
602
00:32:48,459 --> 00:32:51,390
Mm...
603
00:32:51,392 --> 00:32:53,225
This ain't Vermont.
604
00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:55,357
Yeah.
605
00:32:55,359 --> 00:32:57,359
Where you going now?
606
00:33:00,059 --> 00:33:01,825
Oh. Um...
607
00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:05,923
(trickling)
608
00:33:05,925 --> 00:33:07,190
I'm Gary.
609
00:33:07,192 --> 00:33:09,223
Shut the fuck up, Gary.
610
00:33:09,225 --> 00:33:11,090
Mm.
611
00:33:11,092 --> 00:33:14,059
(distant, metallic squealing)
612
00:33:17,426 --> 00:33:19,825
(distant rumbling)
613
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,923
- How fast are you?
- What?
614
00:33:25,925 --> 00:33:27,390
Train will be going slowest
at the curve.
615
00:33:27,392 --> 00:33:28,990
We're not getting on
standing still.
616
00:33:28,992 --> 00:33:31,223
GARY:
Wait!
617
00:33:31,225 --> 00:33:33,225
♪ ♪
618
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,092
(panting)
619
00:33:47,958 --> 00:33:50,023
- (grunts)
- (Gary panting)
620
00:33:50,025 --> 00:33:51,892
(yelps, grunts)
621
00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:55,457
(grunting, panting)
622
00:33:55,459 --> 00:33:57,059
(strained grunt)
623
00:34:03,225 --> 00:34:05,090
(both grunt)
624
00:34:05,092 --> 00:34:07,958
(both panting, groaning)
625
00:34:24,025 --> 00:34:25,324
Thanks.
626
00:34:25,326 --> 00:34:27,090
Welcome.
627
00:34:27,092 --> 00:34:29,958
(clattering nearby)
628
00:34:39,359 --> 00:34:41,025
Who's there?
629
00:34:42,192 --> 00:34:44,825
Come the fuck out,
or I'll shoot!
630
00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:49,858
(speaking Arabic)
631
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,290
Oh, come on.
632
00:34:56,292 --> 00:34:57,990
What?
633
00:34:57,992 --> 00:34:59,956
(grunts)
They're not real.
634
00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:01,390
Uh-uh.
635
00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:04,290
You know what we have here?
Crisis actors.
636
00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:06,257
- (speaking Arabic)
- What are the chances
637
00:35:06,259 --> 00:35:09,357
the one train car with the
open door is full of illegals?
638
00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:11,223
I mean, I mean,
will you look at these fucks?
639
00:35:11,225 --> 00:35:13,057
A little obvious,
don't you think?
640
00:35:13,059 --> 00:35:14,490
(speaking Arabic)
641
00:35:14,492 --> 00:35:17,956
Oh, are you fucks trying
to teach us a lesson?
642
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:19,157
Oh, no!
643
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,956
- (baby crying)
- I feel so sorry for
644
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,190
immigrants and refugees.
645
00:35:23,192 --> 00:35:27,290
I'm gonna have to rethink my
entire position on immigration.
646
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,090
No, Gary, they got a baby.
647
00:35:29,092 --> 00:35:32,123
So? There are crisis babies.
648
00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:35,657
(speaking Arabic)
649
00:35:35,659 --> 00:35:37,890
Oh, you're good, Muhammad,
650
00:35:37,892 --> 00:35:41,223
but if you don't cut
the bullshit in three seconds,
651
00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:44,257
I am gonna blow
your fucking dick off.
652
00:35:44,259 --> 00:35:45,424
One.
653
00:35:45,426 --> 00:35:47,223
- (grunts)
- Two.
654
00:35:47,225 --> 00:35:50,390
- (train rattling, creaking)
- (frightened yelling)
655
00:35:50,392 --> 00:35:52,392
- (train stops)
- (baby crying)
656
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:57,223
- (chatter in Arabic)
- Shh.
657
00:35:57,225 --> 00:35:59,457
Gary. Come here, you fuck...
658
00:35:59,459 --> 00:36:01,825
- (dogs barking)
- (chatter in local language)
659
00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:16,290
Hey! Hey!
660
00:36:16,292 --> 00:36:18,190
(man speaks local language)
661
00:36:18,192 --> 00:36:20,223
- Toss your gun.
- What?
662
00:36:20,225 --> 00:36:21,890
Toss it, or we're fucking dead.
663
00:36:21,892 --> 00:36:24,092
(speaking local language)
664
00:36:27,292 --> 00:36:30,059
MAN: Hey! Hey!
(continues in local language)
665
00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:35,059
- (baby crying)
- (chatter in local language)
666
00:36:37,359 --> 00:36:39,892
(grunts, groans)
667
00:36:50,225 --> 00:36:53,223
Sir. Sir, excuse me.
668
00:36:53,225 --> 00:36:56,657
I don't know exactly where
we are, but I'm an American.
669
00:36:56,659 --> 00:36:58,223
American.
670
00:36:58,225 --> 00:36:59,956
- American?
- Yeah. Yeah.
671
00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:01,090
Her, too.
672
00:37:01,092 --> 00:37:03,390
Look, let me explain
everything, sir,
673
00:37:03,392 --> 00:37:06,123
'cause I know exactly
what's going on here, okay?
674
00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:08,324
These are not real refugees.
675
00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:11,290
- These are crisis actors.
- Whoa.
676
00:37:11,292 --> 00:37:13,390
(chuckles):
Look, I have a podcast.
677
00:37:13,392 --> 00:37:16,090
I've been exposing
these people, okay?
678
00:37:16,092 --> 00:37:19,457
They were placed on the train
as a part of Manorgate.
679
00:37:19,459 --> 00:37:23,956
This has all been an elaborate
trap to try to ensnare us.
680
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:26,858
(speaking local language)
681
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,292
(quiet radio chatter)
682
00:37:39,025 --> 00:37:40,825
I don't think
they believe you, Gary.
683
00:37:42,359 --> 00:37:43,390
GARY:
Did you hear him?
684
00:37:43,392 --> 00:37:44,956
Did you hear...
Did you hear him?
685
00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:46,858
(speaking Arabic)
686
00:37:50,092 --> 00:37:51,357
Bullshit.
687
00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:53,923
This is...
That-that's bullshit.
688
00:37:53,925 --> 00:37:55,057
You're all fake!
689
00:37:55,059 --> 00:37:57,092
- You're all fake!
- (agents chattering)
690
00:38:00,359 --> 00:38:02,890
Gary, you have just
got to chill, okay, buddy?
691
00:38:02,892 --> 00:38:05,490
Now, those other refugees,
they weren't part of this.
692
00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:08,223
They're real. I know. I have
been embedded with them, okay?
693
00:38:08,225 --> 00:38:10,090
And those soldiers, well,
they're fucking real, too.
694
00:38:10,092 --> 00:38:12,157
That train wasn't
supposed to be stopped.
695
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:15,057
So just calm the fuck down,
696
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:17,090
and we will get through this,
all right?
697
00:38:17,092 --> 00:38:17,923
And you know what?
698
00:38:17,925 --> 00:38:19,923
I'll even give you guys
a head start
699
00:38:19,925 --> 00:38:21,357
before I come after you.
How's that sound?
700
00:38:21,359 --> 00:38:23,223
- (dog barking)
- You good?
701
00:38:23,225 --> 00:38:24,956
Come on, buddy.
702
00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:27,457
(panting)
703
00:38:27,459 --> 00:38:28,490
Gary, Gary, Gary, don't.
704
00:38:28,492 --> 00:38:30,390
I am not your buddy!
705
00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:32,225
(yelling, grunting)
706
00:38:39,225 --> 00:38:41,357
Sayonara, sugar tits.
707
00:38:41,359 --> 00:38:42,223
No, no, no, no, no, no.
708
00:38:42,225 --> 00:38:44,890
- (frantic chatter)
- (whistle blowing)
709
00:38:44,892 --> 00:38:45,990
Fuck. Shit, shit,
710
00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:47,090
shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
711
00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:49,090
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
712
00:38:49,092 --> 00:38:51,359
(frantic chatter, gasping)
713
00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:55,490
Fuck. Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
714
00:38:55,492 --> 00:38:56,825
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
715
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:14,223
(chatter in local language)
716
00:39:14,225 --> 00:39:16,858
(baby crying)
717
00:39:25,359 --> 00:39:27,925
(chatter in Arabic)
718
00:39:38,225 --> 00:39:40,225
♪ ♪
719
00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:56,426
(grunts loudly)
720
00:39:59,992 --> 00:40:04,090
I'm Dino, and this Bojan.
721
00:40:04,092 --> 00:40:05,490
You have papers?
722
00:40:05,492 --> 00:40:07,426
Where are we?
723
00:40:08,459 --> 00:40:10,257
Where you think?
724
00:40:10,259 --> 00:40:11,956
Well...
725
00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:16,023
I was, uh, eating
in Mississippi
726
00:40:16,025 --> 00:40:19,357
when I got knocked out
727
00:40:19,359 --> 00:40:22,923
for what was at least 18 hours.
728
00:40:22,925 --> 00:40:26,290
So, taking that
kind of into account,
729
00:40:26,292 --> 00:40:31,490
along with your accent and
a license plate I fucking saw,
730
00:40:31,492 --> 00:40:34,825
I'm guessing I'm probably in...
731
00:40:36,426 --> 00:40:37,956
Bosnia.
732
00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:40,190
- (snickers)
- Serbia?
733
00:40:40,192 --> 00:40:42,123
Croatia?
734
00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:46,123
I'm in Croa... Croatia, then.
735
00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:48,023
- How you get here?
- Doesn't matter.
736
00:40:48,025 --> 00:40:50,123
You need to call
the American embassy.
737
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,357
Show us paper.
738
00:40:51,359 --> 00:40:54,157
I don't have papers.
739
00:40:54,159 --> 00:40:56,057
C-Can you call the embassy?
740
00:40:56,059 --> 00:40:59,259
You are hunted?
741
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,023
Who said I was hunted?
742
00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:06,223
Don. Hmm?
743
00:41:06,225 --> 00:41:08,223
You hunted like Don?
744
00:41:08,225 --> 00:41:10,125
Who the fuck is Don?
745
00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:15,390
Bring Don.
746
00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:17,825
- (chair scrapes on floor)
- (sighs)
747
00:41:20,225 --> 00:41:22,225
(whistles)
748
00:41:27,292 --> 00:41:29,090
(shakily):
Can I have one of those?
749
00:41:29,092 --> 00:41:30,359
- No.
- (door closes)
750
00:41:35,492 --> 00:41:37,057
Don.
751
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:38,825
Howdy.
752
00:41:40,925 --> 00:41:42,956
Yeah, hunted like Don.
753
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:46,123
Yeah. I told you, assholes.
754
00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:51,023
Yeah, I was heading north
when the dogs came after me.
755
00:41:51,025 --> 00:41:53,890
Man, I thought
I was fucking dead.
756
00:41:53,892 --> 00:41:57,123
You know, that it was
those Manorgate assholes.
757
00:41:57,125 --> 00:41:59,123
Man, I was... I was relieved
758
00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:01,956
when it was just the fucking
Russians, you know.
759
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:04,059
Uh, little more,
little more, pal.
760
00:42:05,992 --> 00:42:08,956
You know, a-and what was up
with that crate?
761
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:11,123
I mean, why-why did they
give us weapons
762
00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:13,190
before they started
picking us off?
763
00:42:13,192 --> 00:42:15,424
To make it more fair?
764
00:42:15,426 --> 00:42:17,424
(chuckling):
And what was up with that pig?
765
00:42:17,426 --> 00:42:19,958
I thought they were all vegans.
766
00:42:21,659 --> 00:42:26,057
Well, I cannot wait to...
to blow the lid off this shit.
767
00:42:26,059 --> 00:42:28,390
'Cause we gonna be
on Hannity you and me,
768
00:42:28,392 --> 00:42:32,059
just like them two Jew boys
that fucked Nixon up.
769
00:42:34,092 --> 00:42:37,923
You want to share what
you're thinking, sweetie?
770
00:42:37,925 --> 00:42:40,090
Hmm? Come on.
771
00:42:40,092 --> 00:42:42,223
You don't care why
they're doing this to us?
772
00:42:42,225 --> 00:42:43,290
Well, they're trying
to kill me.
773
00:42:43,292 --> 00:42:44,357
I don't give a shit why.
774
00:42:44,359 --> 00:42:47,825
(vehicle approaching)
775
00:42:54,426 --> 00:42:56,426
(car stops, door opens)
776
00:43:03,892 --> 00:43:05,424
(indistinct chatter)
777
00:43:05,426 --> 00:43:07,424
(chuckling)
778
00:43:07,426 --> 00:43:09,992
Well, if it ain't
Uncle Sam's nephew.
779
00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:15,657
(chuckles)
We're rescued.
780
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:18,125
("Mississippi Delta"
by Bobbie Gentry playing)
781
00:43:22,659 --> 00:43:26,157
♪ M, I, double S, I ♪
782
00:43:26,159 --> 00:43:30,357
♪ Double S, I, double P, I ♪
783
00:43:30,359 --> 00:43:34,290
♪ Right in the middle
of the Cotton Belt ♪
784
00:43:34,292 --> 00:43:38,157
♪ Down in the
Mississippi Delta ♪
785
00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:41,357
♪ Wearing last year's
possum belt ♪
786
00:43:41,359 --> 00:43:43,123
♪ Smack dab in the... ♪
787
00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:45,956
So you're telling me
that they built
788
00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:47,357
an entire gas station out here
789
00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:50,290
just to convince you this was
the middle of Arkansas?
790
00:43:50,292 --> 00:43:52,357
What kind of sick individual
even comes up with that?
791
00:43:52,359 --> 00:43:53,657
It's horrifying.
792
00:43:53,659 --> 00:43:55,157
DON:
You fucking said it, junior.
793
00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:56,956
Okay, we're gonna get back
to the embassy.
794
00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:58,357
I'm gonna contact
the State Department.
795
00:43:58,359 --> 00:44:00,090
We're gonna get
military support out here.
796
00:44:00,092 --> 00:44:01,223
We're gonna find these animals.
797
00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:02,257
Attaboy.
798
00:44:02,259 --> 00:44:05,223
(sighs) Why would they do
something like that?
799
00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:07,157
Same reason elites
do anything...
800
00:44:07,159 --> 00:44:09,290
'cause they think
they're better than us.
801
00:44:09,292 --> 00:44:12,223
Yeah, but... but why you?
802
00:44:12,225 --> 00:44:14,490
I mean, it seems
so personal, right?
803
00:44:14,492 --> 00:44:16,123
What?
804
00:44:16,125 --> 00:44:18,157
No, no, I mean, I'm...
I-I'm just asking,
805
00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:20,023
why pick you of all people?
806
00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:22,956
You must have done something to
pop up on their radar somehow.
807
00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:25,923
Otherwise, why target you
so specifically?
808
00:44:25,925 --> 00:44:28,890
- We didn't do shit.
- Okay.
809
00:44:28,892 --> 00:44:30,190
(laughing):
So, wh-what, you think this is
810
00:44:30,192 --> 00:44:31,357
- our fucking fault?
- N-No.
811
00:44:31,359 --> 00:44:32,923
No, no, that's not what I'm...
812
00:44:32,925 --> 00:44:34,290
No, I would never
blame the victim.
813
00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:35,457
Yeah.
814
00:44:35,459 --> 00:44:37,426
There'd have to be a reason,
is all.
815
00:44:38,892 --> 00:44:40,390
Can you think of anything...
816
00:44:40,392 --> 00:44:42,090
anything at all,
no matter how minor...
817
00:44:42,092 --> 00:44:45,223
that might make somebody want
to try something as...
818
00:44:45,225 --> 00:44:47,190
- (grunts, gasps)
- DON: Oh! Whoa!
819
00:44:47,192 --> 00:44:50,223
Oh! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
820
00:44:50,225 --> 00:44:51,223
Oh!
821
00:44:51,225 --> 00:45:11,407
- (tires squeal)
- What? No.
822
00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:13,208
No! Oh, my God!
823
00:45:14,509 --> 00:45:16,907
Stop the car! Stop the car!
824
00:45:16,909 --> 00:45:18,674
No! No!
825
00:45:18,676 --> 00:45:20,473
- (thud)
- Oh, my God!
826
00:45:20,475 --> 00:45:22,206
Oh!
827
00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:25,273
Are you out of your mind,
woman?!
828
00:45:25,275 --> 00:45:27,307
No, no, no.
Why did you do that?
829
00:45:27,309 --> 00:45:29,173
Oh, no. Why did you do that?
830
00:45:29,175 --> 00:45:31,273
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Is he dead?
831
00:45:31,275 --> 00:45:33,273
You, what is wrong with you?
832
00:45:33,275 --> 00:45:35,473
What is wrong with you?
You are not right.
833
00:45:35,475 --> 00:45:38,307
Oh, my God.
834
00:45:38,309 --> 00:45:40,140
What the...
835
00:45:40,142 --> 00:45:42,206
Oh, fuck.
836
00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:43,740
Why did you do that? Why...
837
00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:46,674
He was trying to save us.
He was...
838
00:45:46,676 --> 00:45:49,140
Oh.
839
00:45:49,142 --> 00:45:51,340
Jesus.
840
00:45:51,342 --> 00:45:53,740
Nope, that's Gary.
841
00:45:53,742 --> 00:45:55,607
How'd you know he was lying?
842
00:45:55,609 --> 00:45:58,242
Because everyone is lying.
843
00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:01,640
DON:
Well, maybe...
844
00:46:01,642 --> 00:46:04,407
maybe you should've waited
to kill him until...
845
00:46:04,409 --> 00:46:06,907
till he told us
why they're doing this.
846
00:46:06,909 --> 00:46:09,175
Pretty sure he wanted us
to tell him.
847
00:46:10,609 --> 00:46:13,640
DON: Right, there was 11 of us
when we first woke up.
848
00:46:13,642 --> 00:46:15,740
There was four down
out of the gate.
849
00:46:15,742 --> 00:46:18,173
A guy got grenaded.
850
00:46:18,175 --> 00:46:21,607
Uh, you said there were three
at the gas station.
851
00:46:21,609 --> 00:46:26,440
And I assume this is the guy
you hopped a train with.
852
00:46:26,442 --> 00:46:29,373
Mm-hmm.
853
00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:32,473
That just leaves you and me.
854
00:46:32,475 --> 00:46:34,075
Yeah.
855
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,607
Wh-Wh-What is that?
856
00:46:37,609 --> 00:46:40,576
It's where Mr. Bullshit
was taking us.
857
00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:44,407
(Don chuckles)
858
00:46:44,409 --> 00:46:46,373
This seems a little obvious,
like...
859
00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:49,240
like maybe they wanted us
to find it.
860
00:46:49,242 --> 00:46:51,607
Depends on whether they're
smart pretending to be idiots,
861
00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:53,607
or idiots
pretending to be smart.
862
00:46:53,609 --> 00:46:56,206
Well, I say
fuck those fuckers, okay?
863
00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:58,540
We got us a car.
Let's just fucking go.
864
00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:00,640
Okay? And I'm driving.
Give me the key.
865
00:47:00,642 --> 00:47:02,576
No.
866
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:08,175
"No"?
867
00:47:09,509 --> 00:47:11,142
(clicks tongue)
868
00:47:12,509 --> 00:47:14,275
No.
869
00:47:19,342 --> 00:47:21,607
My mama used to
tell me this story
870
00:47:21,609 --> 00:47:25,607
about the jackrabbit
and the box turtle.
871
00:47:25,609 --> 00:47:30,206
The jackrabbit is a real dick,
872
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:32,507
'cause he brags all the time.
873
00:47:32,509 --> 00:47:36,407
Says nobody's faster than him.
874
00:47:36,409 --> 00:47:38,208
And, well, it's true.
875
00:47:39,676 --> 00:47:43,507
'Cause every time he races,
the jackrabbit always wins.
876
00:47:43,509 --> 00:47:45,407
The whole fucking forest
has to put up
877
00:47:45,409 --> 00:47:47,273
with his shit...
day in, day out.
878
00:47:47,275 --> 00:47:49,607
Fucker always wants to race
just to rub it in some more.
879
00:47:49,609 --> 00:47:53,206
So the box turtle figures,
"Why not?
880
00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:55,206
I'll give it a try."
881
00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,707
And the jackrabbit,
like, laughs.
882
00:47:56,709 --> 00:47:58,206
Like, "Okay, this'll be fun.
883
00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,273
So let-let's fucking go."
So bang!
884
00:48:00,275 --> 00:48:01,340
- (gasps, chuckles)
- Jackrabbit leaves
885
00:48:01,342 --> 00:48:02,674
the box turtle
in his fucking dust.
886
00:48:02,676 --> 00:48:05,373
I mean, he is way out in front.
887
00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:07,473
Of course he is,
'cause jackrabbit always wins.
888
00:48:07,475 --> 00:48:11,273
But he wants to put on a show
and he'll make it seem close.
889
00:48:11,275 --> 00:48:14,208
So he stops,
and he takes a nap.
890
00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:23,609
He sleeps longer
than he wanted to.
891
00:48:26,609 --> 00:48:29,473
By the time he wakes up, the...
892
00:48:29,475 --> 00:48:31,407
I mean, he knows he's fucked.
893
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,607
Jackrabbit...
(makes whooshing sound)
894
00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:34,373
goes full tilt,
but it's too late.
895
00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:37,440
The box turtle crosses
the finish line first,
896
00:48:37,442 --> 00:48:39,440
and the crowd's like...
(makes whooshing sound)
897
00:48:39,442 --> 00:48:42,342
Goes fucking wild.
898
00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:48,607
Later that night, box turtle's
having dinner with his family.
899
00:48:48,609 --> 00:48:52,307
He's telling his little
box turtles how he did it.
900
00:48:52,309 --> 00:48:54,607
"I mean, never give up. I...
901
00:48:54,609 --> 00:48:58,307
"Just keep crawling forwards,
and...
902
00:48:58,309 --> 00:49:01,242
you can overcome
just about anything."
903
00:49:03,642 --> 00:49:05,642
Door smashes in.
904
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,275
It's the jackrabbit.
905
00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:13,642
And he has a hammer.
906
00:49:15,275 --> 00:49:17,440
Smashes up the wife
and kids first
907
00:49:17,442 --> 00:49:20,609
so the box turtle
has to watch 'em die.
908
00:49:21,642 --> 00:49:23,740
And then it's his turn.
909
00:49:23,742 --> 00:49:26,507
Once the whole family's broken
into little pieces...
910
00:49:26,509 --> 00:49:28,173
(chuckles)
911
00:49:28,175 --> 00:49:30,442
...he sits down
and eats their dinner.
912
00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:34,542
Every last bite.
913
00:49:41,475 --> 00:49:43,307
(squishing)
914
00:49:43,309 --> 00:49:46,208
'Cause the jackrabbit
always wins.
915
00:49:48,676 --> 00:49:51,542
Your mama told you that story?
916
00:49:52,742 --> 00:49:54,674
Uh, so... so wait.
917
00:49:54,676 --> 00:49:56,674
So, who's the rabbit?
918
00:49:56,676 --> 00:49:59,242
I mean, i-is it us or them?
919
00:50:00,909 --> 00:50:02,576
- (branches crack)
- (pig snorts)
920
00:50:06,342 --> 00:50:08,676
You see a pig
with a shirt on, right?
921
00:50:09,909 --> 00:50:11,473
(snorts, squeals)
922
00:50:11,475 --> 00:50:12,607
DON:
Yep.
923
00:50:12,609 --> 00:50:15,373
A little pig.
924
00:50:15,375 --> 00:50:17,375
♪ ♪
925
00:50:26,342 --> 00:50:28,607
Where the hell is Oliver?
926
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,507
He left to get them hours ago.
927
00:50:30,509 --> 00:50:32,507
I'm sure he's fine, Ted.
928
00:50:32,509 --> 00:50:35,407
Oh, wow. Ava DuVernay
just liked one of my posts.
929
00:50:35,409 --> 00:50:37,907
You're friends with Ava, too?
930
00:50:37,909 --> 00:50:39,574
No. Uh, maybe.
931
00:50:39,576 --> 00:50:41,340
We met at a Time 100 dinner.
932
00:50:41,342 --> 00:50:42,674
Th-This is the photo
that she liked.
933
00:50:42,676 --> 00:50:44,373
It's from when I was in Haiti.
934
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,473
(laughing): Wait a second.
Wait. You were in Haiti?
935
00:50:46,475 --> 00:50:48,407
Remind us, what were you
doing there again?
936
00:50:48,409 --> 00:50:49,574
You were curing AIDS
in a favela.
937
00:50:49,576 --> 00:50:50,907
- AIDS.
- Isn't that...
938
00:50:50,909 --> 00:50:52,307
- Don't joke about AIDS.
- No, no, no.
939
00:50:52,309 --> 00:50:53,340
I'm not joking.
940
00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:56,206
AIDS is very, very serious,
941
00:50:56,208 --> 00:50:59,607
and thank God Martin is
single-handedly taking it on.
942
00:50:59,609 --> 00:51:03,740
Okay. First of all,
there are no favelas in Haiti.
943
00:51:03,742 --> 00:51:05,473
- That's Brazil.
- Well, I just...
944
00:51:05,475 --> 00:51:08,206
I-I heard that you got a girl
pregnant down there.
945
00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,640
Oh.
946
00:51:09,642 --> 00:51:11,240
I fell in love.
947
00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:12,507
Hope she was pro-choice.
948
00:51:12,509 --> 00:51:13,440
Don't joke about choice,
man, please.
949
00:51:13,442 --> 00:51:15,607
What matters is that Haiti
is in the midst
950
00:51:15,609 --> 00:51:17,206
of a decades-long
humanitarian crisis,
951
00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,206
and it needs all the help
it can get.
952
00:51:19,208 --> 00:51:20,640
Thank you.
953
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,740
- Does it need Martin's semen?
- Okay.
954
00:51:22,742 --> 00:51:23,807
Enough, Richard.
955
00:51:23,809 --> 00:51:26,574
Guys, uh... (sighs)
we're all on the same team.
956
00:51:26,576 --> 00:51:27,674
Did you say "guys"?
957
00:51:27,676 --> 00:51:29,373
I'm sorry. I gendered it.
958
00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:30,674
TED:
Where are they?
959
00:51:30,676 --> 00:51:32,340
Just call Oliver on the radio.
960
00:51:32,342 --> 00:51:34,206
I mean, they think he's part
of the embassy, so he's...
961
00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:35,574
- (clattering)
- Oh, shit.
962
00:51:35,576 --> 00:51:40,206
Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help?
963
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,574
Please, let's keep
the voices down.
964
00:51:41,576 --> 00:51:43,607
- Why? They're in a car.
- You hired me to consult you.
965
00:51:43,609 --> 00:51:45,507
I'm consulting you.
966
00:51:45,509 --> 00:51:48,373
What was the name
of that movie you did again?
967
00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:50,140
Tears of the Sun.
968
00:51:50,142 --> 00:51:51,640
That's... I mean, that's
actually what they called it?
969
00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:53,473
Tears of the Sun?
970
00:51:53,475 --> 00:51:54,674
Why is the sun crying?
971
00:51:54,676 --> 00:51:56,340
(laughing)
972
00:51:56,342 --> 00:51:57,574
MARTIN:
It-it came out?
973
00:51:57,576 --> 00:51:58,707
I mean, like,
in theaters and stuff?
974
00:51:58,709 --> 00:52:00,607
- Bruce Willis was in it.
- RICHARD: What?
975
00:52:00,609 --> 00:52:01,707
- I love Bruce.
- (radio crackles)
976
00:52:01,709 --> 00:52:04,173
- MARTIN: He's cool.
- ATHENA: Stop fucking talking.
977
00:52:04,175 --> 00:52:05,674
- Sorry, Athena.
- RICHARD: Well, I'm gonna
978
00:52:05,676 --> 00:52:07,340
go take a piss.
979
00:52:07,342 --> 00:52:09,206
Who has the hand sanitizer?
980
00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:11,140
LIBERTY: Oh, Christ,
Richard, just rough it.
981
00:52:11,142 --> 00:52:12,440
Go fuck yourself, Liberty.
982
00:52:12,442 --> 00:52:14,540
TED: Hey, watch out
for the trip wires.
983
00:52:14,542 --> 00:52:16,342
I know.
984
00:52:17,475 --> 00:52:19,540
(sighs, sniffs)
985
00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:21,373
(sighs)
986
00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:23,640
(grunts)
987
00:52:23,642 --> 00:52:25,509
(exhales sharply)
988
00:52:28,442 --> 00:52:31,206
Fucking "rough it."
989
00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:34,108
As if you ever roughed a thing
in your fucking life.
990
00:52:36,609 --> 00:52:39,173
- (takes deep breath)
- (pants unzip)
991
00:52:39,175 --> 00:52:41,108
(trickling)
992
00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:43,540
Hey.
993
00:52:43,542 --> 00:52:45,507
Is this your pig?
994
00:52:45,509 --> 00:52:48,208
- (gasping, gurgling)
- (body thuds)
995
00:52:59,175 --> 00:53:00,607
(distant clattering)
996
00:53:00,609 --> 00:53:03,542
(distant footsteps, creaking)
997
00:53:09,609 --> 00:53:11,173
Everybody up.
998
00:53:11,175 --> 00:53:12,373
- Like we practiced.
- MARTIN: Ow!
999
00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:13,473
- Motherfucker!
- Leave the rifles.
1000
00:53:13,475 --> 00:53:16,140
Sidearms now. Come on, come on.
1001
00:53:16,142 --> 00:53:18,075
- Shit.
- (gun clicking)
1002
00:53:22,609 --> 00:53:25,342
(footsteps above)
1003
00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:31,507
Richard?
1004
00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:32,707
Shh!
1005
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,475
Don't shush me.
1006
00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:39,440
(whispers):
Richard?
1007
00:53:39,442 --> 00:53:41,607
- (loud thud)
- SGT. DALE: Easy.
1008
00:53:41,609 --> 00:53:43,273
They'll hit the trips.
1009
00:53:43,275 --> 00:53:45,240
(creaking)
1010
00:53:45,242 --> 00:53:47,142
Shit.
1011
00:53:55,342 --> 00:53:57,175
(gun clicks)
1012
00:54:02,442 --> 00:54:03,607
(pig squealing)
1013
00:54:03,609 --> 00:54:05,242
Oh, fuck!
1014
00:54:07,175 --> 00:54:10,075
- Stop! Stop!
- (Martin yells)
1015
00:54:11,275 --> 00:54:14,206
(gasps) Orwell!
1016
00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:15,574
(whimpers) What the fuck?!
1017
00:54:15,576 --> 00:54:17,273
He was an innocent.
1018
00:54:17,275 --> 00:54:19,140
How the hell did that
get in here?
1019
00:54:19,142 --> 00:54:20,473
MARTIN:
You almost fucking shot me.
1020
00:54:20,475 --> 00:54:22,208
Well, I didn't, did I?
Because you're not...
1021
00:54:23,509 --> 00:54:25,142
Hey, bitch.
1022
00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:31,640
(yells)
1023
00:54:31,642 --> 00:54:33,075
(panting)
1024
00:54:38,242 --> 00:54:39,609
(gun clicks)
1025
00:54:45,242 --> 00:54:46,409
(grunts)
1026
00:54:48,409 --> 00:54:49,509
- (body thuds)
- (gun clicking)
1027
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,173
(groans)
1028
00:54:56,175 --> 00:54:57,640
No, Snowball.
No, no, no, no.
1029
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:58,640
I-I didn't...
1030
00:54:58,642 --> 00:55:00,676
(gasping)
1031
00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:23,375
- (Ted grunts)
- (body thuds)
1032
00:55:28,409 --> 00:55:29,640
- (panting)
- (gunshot)
1033
00:55:29,642 --> 00:55:31,108
(groans)
1034
00:55:37,142 --> 00:55:38,609
(grunts, groans)
1035
00:55:40,609 --> 00:55:42,309
(straining)
1036
00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:52,142
(grunting and groaning)
1037
00:55:55,309 --> 00:55:56,373
No, no, no, no.
1038
00:55:56,375 --> 00:55:59,173
(grunting)
1039
00:55:59,175 --> 00:56:00,475
(panting)
1040
00:56:01,642 --> 00:56:03,409
(groans)
1041
00:56:05,609 --> 00:56:08,309
You hick.
1042
00:56:09,609 --> 00:56:11,409
Goddamn.
1043
00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,674
(footsteps approaching)
1044
00:56:21,676 --> 00:56:23,707
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, it's me.
(chuckles)
1045
00:56:23,709 --> 00:56:25,674
Thank you for all the help.
1046
00:56:25,676 --> 00:56:28,574
Fuck you. I dropped the pig.
1047
00:56:28,576 --> 00:56:30,275
Come on, give me a gun.
1048
00:56:31,642 --> 00:56:34,475
Do you think
you could find one?
1049
00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:38,640
(Don grunts)
1050
00:56:38,642 --> 00:56:43,340
Don, is there anything
you would like to ask her?
1051
00:56:43,342 --> 00:56:44,407
What?
1052
00:56:44,409 --> 00:56:48,273
You got mad that I killed
the fucker in the car
1053
00:56:48,275 --> 00:56:50,340
before you could
ask him anything,
1054
00:56:50,342 --> 00:56:54,108
and I thought, you know,
now's your chance.
1055
00:56:59,142 --> 00:57:01,407
Why are you doing this to us?
1056
00:57:01,409 --> 00:57:04,175
Because Jesus told me to.
1057
00:57:05,342 --> 00:57:06,473
Well, there's your answer.
1058
00:57:06,475 --> 00:57:07,407
Whoa! Hey, hey.
1059
00:57:07,409 --> 00:57:10,273
Come on, you can't just...
She's a woman.
1060
00:57:10,275 --> 00:57:11,473
(groans)
1061
00:57:11,475 --> 00:57:13,607
Hey, miss...
1062
00:57:13,609 --> 00:57:16,140
do you think
you should be afforded mercy
1063
00:57:16,142 --> 00:57:17,442
just 'cause you're a girl?
1064
00:57:18,676 --> 00:57:21,206
No.
1065
00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:24,475
What the fuck
is wrong with you?!
1066
00:57:26,275 --> 00:57:28,407
- (radio crackling)
- ATHENA: Don?
1067
00:57:28,409 --> 00:57:29,674
Don.
1068
00:57:29,676 --> 00:57:31,442
Did you get her?
1069
00:57:33,175 --> 00:57:34,609
Don!
1070
00:57:36,909 --> 00:57:38,574
Don.
1071
00:57:38,576 --> 00:57:40,340
(chuckling):
Whoa, whoa.
1072
00:57:40,342 --> 00:57:41,674
Whoa, hey.
1073
00:57:41,676 --> 00:57:43,273
Hey.
1074
00:57:43,275 --> 00:57:44,509
ATHENA:
What's going on?
1075
00:57:45,542 --> 00:57:47,206
You one of them?
1076
00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:49,342
What? No.
1077
00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,275
You drop the gun
and answer her.
1078
00:57:55,142 --> 00:57:57,507
- I'm not dropping my gun.
- (radio beeps)
1079
00:57:57,509 --> 00:58:00,340
ATHENA:
Don, what's going on?
1080
00:58:00,342 --> 00:58:01,373
Answer her.
1081
00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:03,373
Who is this?
1082
00:58:03,375 --> 00:58:05,206
ATHENA: You don't have to
pretend anymore.
1083
00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:07,175
She's figured it out.
1084
00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:11,307
I don't know who the fuck
that is.
1085
00:58:11,309 --> 00:58:13,273
- ATHENA: Shoot her.
- CRYSTAL: Drop the gun.
1086
00:58:13,275 --> 00:58:14,607
ATHENA:
Fucking shoot her, Don!
1087
00:58:14,609 --> 00:58:16,373
They're playing you.
They're fucking with you.
1088
00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:17,574
I'm on your side here.
1089
00:58:17,576 --> 00:58:19,475
Just drop the gun.
1090
00:58:21,475 --> 00:58:23,540
(body thuds)
1091
00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:25,307
(radio beeps, crackles)
1092
00:58:25,309 --> 00:58:26,907
ATHENA:
Don?
1093
00:58:26,909 --> 00:58:28,707
Is she hurt?
1094
00:58:28,709 --> 00:58:30,576
Don's dead.
1095
00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:34,907
- 'Cause of me.
- (radio beeps)
1096
00:58:34,909 --> 00:58:38,473
ATHENA: Then I guess you'd
better come and get me.
1097
00:58:38,475 --> 00:58:39,609
(radio crackles, beeps)
1098
00:58:47,475 --> 00:58:49,609
(breathing weakly)
1099
00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:58,307
I heard them call you
a consultant.
1100
00:58:58,309 --> 00:59:01,273
You trained these fuckers?
1101
00:59:01,275 --> 00:59:03,340
Yeah.
1102
00:59:03,342 --> 00:59:06,540
How much did they pay you?
1103
00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:08,375
Nothing.
1104
00:59:10,175 --> 00:59:12,175
I owed her a favor.
1105
00:59:14,609 --> 00:59:16,507
And where is she?
1106
00:59:16,509 --> 00:59:18,273
Why?
1107
00:59:18,275 --> 00:59:19,542
You won.
1108
00:59:21,175 --> 00:59:22,609
Just go home.
1109
00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:30,309
Because I am, like...
1110
00:59:32,142 --> 00:59:34,142
(hums)
1111
00:59:36,509 --> 00:59:39,407
And, uh...
1112
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,609
I work at a car rental company.
1113
00:59:43,275 --> 00:59:45,607
And there is nowhere
to put that.
1114
00:59:45,609 --> 00:59:49,307
So maybe today...
1115
00:59:49,309 --> 00:59:51,475
I can, like...
1116
00:59:53,409 --> 00:59:55,409
(hums)
1117
01:00:03,676 --> 01:00:05,676
So, where the fuck is she?
1118
01:00:10,475 --> 01:00:12,240
(yells in pain)
1119
01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:13,440
Okay, okay.
1120
01:00:13,442 --> 01:00:15,473
- Sorry. Sorry.
- (groaning): Okay, okay.
1121
01:00:15,475 --> 01:00:17,440
- Sorry.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1122
01:00:17,442 --> 01:00:19,307
(panting):
Okay.
1123
01:00:19,309 --> 01:00:21,907
- Three klicks northwest.
- "Three klicks northwest."
1124
01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:23,574
There's a gravel road
to the manor.
1125
01:00:23,576 --> 01:00:25,206
"Road to the manor."
1126
01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:27,607
You have no idea
what you're up against.
1127
01:00:27,609 --> 01:00:29,640
She's...
1128
01:00:29,642 --> 01:00:32,440
She's been training
for eight months.
1129
01:00:32,442 --> 01:00:34,540
She's gonna rip you
into pieces.
1130
01:00:34,542 --> 01:00:36,240
We'll see.
1131
01:00:36,242 --> 01:00:38,674
You... you were in the service?
1132
01:00:38,676 --> 01:00:41,208
Uh, yes.
1133
01:00:42,275 --> 01:00:44,707
Afghanistan. (sniffs)
1134
01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:46,240
Were you?
1135
01:00:46,242 --> 01:00:47,340
National Guard.
1136
01:00:47,342 --> 01:00:49,206
Mm-mm.
1137
01:00:49,208 --> 01:00:50,340
(sniffs)
1138
01:00:50,342 --> 01:00:52,175
So you were never in the shit.
1139
01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:56,206
I'm-I'm in it now.
1140
01:00:56,208 --> 01:00:58,609
That's a nice way
of looking at it.
1141
01:01:00,475 --> 01:01:02,307
Hey.
1142
01:01:02,309 --> 01:01:04,342
Thank you for your service.
1143
01:01:05,709 --> 01:01:08,075
(gunshot)
1144
01:01:10,609 --> 01:01:11,740
(bell dings)
1145
01:01:11,742 --> 01:01:13,340
(elevator doors open)
1146
01:01:13,342 --> 01:01:15,075
(footsteps)
1147
01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:19,607
ATHENA:
Hello, Paul.
1148
01:01:19,609 --> 01:01:21,407
Hey. Athena, hi.
1149
01:01:21,409 --> 01:01:24,273
What are you doing
in my office?
1150
01:01:24,275 --> 01:01:26,275
Take a seat.
1151
01:01:29,576 --> 01:01:31,140
ATHENA:
Hello, Nicole.
1152
01:01:31,142 --> 01:01:32,640
Athena.
1153
01:01:32,642 --> 01:01:34,240
(Paul sighs)
1154
01:01:34,242 --> 01:01:36,340
Have a seat.
1155
01:01:36,342 --> 01:01:39,206
ATHENA:
Hmm. Hmm.
1156
01:01:39,208 --> 01:01:41,206
- Hi.
- Hi.
1157
01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:42,607
So, you're aware
Martin's account
1158
01:01:42,609 --> 01:01:44,407
got hacked last week, right?
1159
01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:47,340
I'm the CEO, Paul.
I hear everything.
1160
01:01:47,342 --> 01:01:50,407
And Martin's one of
my closest friends.
1161
01:01:50,409 --> 01:01:53,473
So you know how embarrassing
it was for him.
1162
01:01:53,475 --> 01:01:57,206
All the, uh,
extramarital communiqués.
1163
01:01:57,208 --> 01:01:59,640
I call it sending
his wife's oncologist
1164
01:01:59,642 --> 01:02:01,373
pictures of his cock.
1165
01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,407
I mean, there are more than
just the cock pics.
1166
01:02:03,409 --> 01:02:05,373
There were texts and e-mails,
1167
01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,473
and he said some
extraordinarily critical things
1168
01:02:07,475 --> 01:02:08,607
about the president.
1169
01:02:08,609 --> 01:02:10,240
(chuckles):
Oh, well,
1170
01:02:10,242 --> 01:02:11,740
last I heard,
free speech still exists.
1171
01:02:11,742 --> 01:02:14,674
Don't do that. Don't-don't
First Amendment me, please.
1172
01:02:14,676 --> 01:02:17,640
It's not a country.
It's a business.
1173
01:02:17,642 --> 01:02:20,307
A business,
and there are optics.
1174
01:02:20,309 --> 01:02:21,674
You fired Martin?
1175
01:02:21,676 --> 01:02:24,140
No, he realized he had to
take one for the team.
1176
01:02:24,142 --> 01:02:26,140
- The team?
- Yeah, the team.
1177
01:02:26,142 --> 01:02:27,473
We have a team, our team.
1178
01:02:27,475 --> 01:02:29,173
ATHENA:
What's in the file, Nicole?
1179
01:02:29,175 --> 01:02:31,407
(coughs)
Just a sec. Um...
1180
01:02:31,409 --> 01:02:33,607
Do you recall
a text thread you had
1181
01:02:33,609 --> 01:02:36,173
with Martin, Peter, Richard
and Liberty, amongst others,
1182
01:02:36,175 --> 01:02:38,240
December 17 at 10:00
in the morning?
1183
01:02:38,242 --> 01:02:41,609
I don't recall a text thread I
had last fucking Tuesday, Paul.
1184
01:02:43,709 --> 01:02:46,075
Go... go ahead, Nicole.
1185
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:51,273
Martin: "Did anyone see
1186
01:02:51,275 --> 01:02:53,373
what our ratfucker-in-chief
just did?"
1187
01:02:53,375 --> 01:02:56,640
Liberty:
"Yes. Day equals ruined."
1188
01:02:56,642 --> 01:02:58,574
Peter: "Infuriating."
1189
01:02:58,576 --> 01:03:01,206
Athena:
"At least the hunt's coming up.
1190
01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:03,273
"Nothing better than
going out to The Manor
1191
01:03:03,275 --> 01:03:05,640
and slaughtering
a dozen deplorables."
1192
01:03:05,642 --> 01:03:09,407
Miranda: "We promised not to
talk about The Manor on text."
1193
01:03:09,409 --> 01:03:11,507
Ted:
"Viva El Manor."
1194
01:03:11,509 --> 01:03:14,375
Liberty:
"Deleting this thread."
1195
01:03:16,509 --> 01:03:19,373
ATHENA:
Oh, I get it.
1196
01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:21,473
PAUL: Are you aware
there's an active group
1197
01:03:21,475 --> 01:03:24,206
of people out there who believe
this is a real thing?
1198
01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:26,607
(chuckling):
Believe wh-what's a real thing?
1199
01:03:26,609 --> 01:03:29,609
That you're hunting
human beings for sport.
1200
01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:35,407
(laughing)
1201
01:03:35,409 --> 01:03:37,342
PAUL:
Yeah, not funny.
1202
01:03:39,142 --> 01:03:41,140
PAUL (chuckles):
Yeah?
1203
01:03:41,142 --> 01:03:43,540
Wh-Wh-Wh...
1204
01:03:43,542 --> 01:03:45,140
What?
1205
01:03:45,142 --> 01:03:47,273
Yeah, conspiracy websites
are all over it.
1206
01:03:47,275 --> 01:03:48,740
They're going bananas.
They're going berserk.
1207
01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:51,640
Reddit. I mean, I don't know
the names of them all.
1208
01:03:51,642 --> 01:03:54,240
But, anyway, somebody pulled
a property-tax record
1209
01:03:54,242 --> 01:03:56,607
for the manor that you bought
in Vermont.
1210
01:03:56,609 --> 01:04:01,173
"Manor"? No, I don't own
a fucking manor in Vermont.
1211
01:04:01,175 --> 01:04:03,173
It's a three-bedroom house.
1212
01:04:03,175 --> 01:04:05,473
Jesus, I can't believe
you used that word.
1213
01:04:05,475 --> 01:04:06,640
"Manor"?
1214
01:04:06,642 --> 01:04:07,674
No.
1215
01:04:07,676 --> 01:04:09,206
"Deplorables."
1216
01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:11,473
It's... charged.
1217
01:04:11,475 --> 01:04:13,507
Oh, well, I initially typed
"fucking rednecks,"
1218
01:04:13,509 --> 01:04:15,507
but then I decided
that wasn't specific...
1219
01:04:15,509 --> 01:04:17,307
- Hey, come on.
- What?
1220
01:04:17,309 --> 01:04:19,440
What would you prefer
I call them, Paul?
1221
01:04:19,442 --> 01:04:22,440
- "Gun-clutching homophobes"?
- Hey, hey, stop, please.
1222
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,907
- "Academically challenged racists"?
- Hey, hey.
1223
01:04:24,909 --> 01:04:26,407
What about
"tooth-deprived bigots"?
1224
01:04:26,409 --> 01:04:28,373
We have our best team
at reputation management
1225
01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:30,707
flooding...
flooding the search engines
1226
01:04:30,709 --> 01:04:32,907
in the hopes this thing
doesn't go mainstream.
1227
01:04:32,909 --> 01:04:34,740
But even if by some miracle
it doesn't...
1228
01:04:34,742 --> 01:04:36,607
and I really don't
see that happening...
1229
01:04:36,609 --> 01:04:38,473
Martin did what he had to.
1230
01:04:38,475 --> 01:04:40,740
Richard did what he had to.
He's out at BlueWest.
1231
01:04:40,742 --> 01:04:44,273
Julius and Miranda had to step
down from their foundation.
1232
01:04:44,275 --> 01:04:46,173
Liberty exited her fund.
1233
01:04:46,175 --> 01:04:47,740
I'm sorry.
1234
01:04:47,742 --> 01:04:50,208
You got to go.
1235
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:54,206
Paul...
1236
01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:56,740
it was just a joke.
1237
01:04:56,742 --> 01:04:59,206
One joke.
1238
01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:01,240
- Wasn't funny.
- It wasn't real.
1239
01:05:01,242 --> 01:05:03,375
I mean, I wish
this didn't happen.
1240
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:08,108
I really do, but this...
1241
01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:13,140
...idea is out there,
and these people believe it,
1242
01:05:13,142 --> 01:05:15,108
and they're not going away.
1243
01:05:20,642 --> 01:05:22,507
What people?
1244
01:05:22,509 --> 01:05:24,407
Sorry?
1245
01:05:24,409 --> 01:05:31,340
What people believe I'm hunting
human beings at my manor?
1246
01:05:31,342 --> 01:05:34,509
(echoing):
What fucking people?!
1247
01:05:35,676 --> 01:05:38,173
OLIVER: Okay, this is gary4USA.
1248
01:05:38,175 --> 01:05:39,507
He's got a podcast
1249
01:05:39,509 --> 01:05:40,907
called The Confederate Files.
1250
01:05:40,909 --> 01:05:43,273
He's a P score 8.5.
1251
01:05:43,275 --> 01:05:45,473
What-what does that "P"
stand for again?
1252
01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:47,206
"Piece of shit."
I vote in.
1253
01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:48,373
- In.
- Yeah, in.
1254
01:05:48,375 --> 01:05:50,206
In? Another in. Okay.
1255
01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:51,173
- ATHENA: Oh.
- MIKE: Oh, gross.
1256
01:05:51,175 --> 01:05:52,240
BigGameShane.
Trigger warning. I'm sorry.
1257
01:05:52,242 --> 01:05:54,473
- Whoa, whoa.
- I think the pic speaks for itself.
1258
01:05:54,475 --> 01:05:55,674
- In.
- He's an 8.8.
1259
01:05:55,676 --> 01:05:56,707
ALL:
In.
1260
01:05:56,709 --> 01:05:58,607
OLIVER: Guys, we can't
include everybody, okay?
1261
01:05:58,609 --> 01:06:01,206
Thousands of people posted
about Manorgate, so...
1262
01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:03,206
Oh, Christ. It's a "gate" now?
1263
01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:05,340
Well, they ruined water
and pizza. Why not manors?
1264
01:06:05,342 --> 01:06:06,607
Listen, I want to slaughter
all of them
1265
01:06:06,609 --> 01:06:07,674
just like
everybody else here, okay,
1266
01:06:07,676 --> 01:06:08,740
but our
military consultant says
1267
01:06:08,742 --> 01:06:10,473
we got to cap it out at 12.
1268
01:06:10,475 --> 01:06:12,640
- Why?
- It's our first time.
1269
01:06:12,642 --> 01:06:14,607
- Safety reasons, okay?
- (scoffs) Heavens.
1270
01:06:14,609 --> 01:06:16,340
God forbid somebody gets hurt.
1271
01:06:16,342 --> 01:06:18,407
Is that a kimono?
That's appropriation, Richard.
1272
01:06:18,409 --> 01:06:19,740
MIKE:
Hey, where are Liberty and Ted?
1273
01:06:19,742 --> 01:06:21,473
- POP: In therapy.
- RICHARD: Jesus. Again?
1274
01:06:21,475 --> 01:06:22,540
MA:
They lost everything, Richard.
1275
01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:24,607
They-they lost their jobs
and their reputations.
1276
01:06:24,609 --> 01:06:26,473
RICHARD:
Yeah, so did I, Miranda.
1277
01:06:26,475 --> 01:06:28,273
But I'm dealing with it
with, you know,
1278
01:06:28,275 --> 01:06:30,206
drugs and alcohol,
like a normal person.
1279
01:06:30,208 --> 01:06:32,340
Excuse me, did anyone else here
get reassigned to Croatia?
1280
01:06:32,342 --> 01:06:33,740
No? No? Because I did.
1281
01:06:33,742 --> 01:06:34,807
That was a blessing
in disguise.
1282
01:06:34,809 --> 01:06:36,640
We're gonna build
that gas station for pennies.
1283
01:06:36,642 --> 01:06:37,640
There's no extradition...
1284
01:06:37,642 --> 01:06:39,275
Next slide.
1285
01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:42,640
- MA and POP: Oh.
- RICHARD: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1286
01:06:42,642 --> 01:06:44,607
- No, no.
- Jesus, Oliver, I don't think...
1287
01:06:44,609 --> 01:06:46,340
OLIVER: Listen. Listen, listen,
listen, listen, if we don't
1288
01:06:46,342 --> 01:06:47,707
have at least one
person of color in this,
1289
01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:49,473
- it is going to be problematic.
- MIKE: Um...
1290
01:06:49,475 --> 01:06:51,340
I'm playing an Arab refugee.
I'm from Connecticut.
1291
01:06:51,342 --> 01:06:52,473
Isn't that
a little problematic?
1292
01:06:52,475 --> 01:06:54,607
- POP: That was your idea.
- OLIVER: It was your idea.
1293
01:06:54,609 --> 01:06:56,340
It was weird when you said it.
1294
01:06:56,342 --> 01:06:59,640
Because we need to lean in
to the stereotype...
1295
01:06:59,642 --> 01:07:01,740
- Correct.
- ...to let them just expose their biases.
1296
01:07:01,742 --> 01:07:02,907
Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em
as soon as
1297
01:07:02,909 --> 01:07:04,540
- they grab their guns.
- OLIVER: Then they're not gonna
1298
01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:05,507
know why we're
killing them, okay?
1299
01:07:05,509 --> 01:07:07,407
- Next slide.
- We have the opportunity to...
1300
01:07:07,409 --> 01:07:09,273
(sighs)
1301
01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:11,373
Okay. Justice4Yall.
1302
01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:12,607
She's a 6.5.
1303
01:07:12,609 --> 01:07:14,540
This is what she says.
1304
01:07:14,542 --> 01:07:16,473
"Fuck this bitch.
1305
01:07:16,475 --> 01:07:19,640
Athena Stone murders
innocent men and..."
1306
01:07:19,642 --> 01:07:21,642
I don't need to hear more.
1307
01:07:27,542 --> 01:07:29,475
That's our Snowball.
1308
01:07:31,342 --> 01:07:33,340
♪ ♪
1309
01:07:33,342 --> 01:07:35,075
(birds chirping)
1310
01:07:40,442 --> 01:07:43,409
ATHENA (over speaker):
Put your gun in the mailbox.
1311
01:07:45,609 --> 01:07:47,607
Why the fuck would I do that?
1312
01:07:47,609 --> 01:07:50,175
ATHENA: There's a shaped
C-4 charge underneath the gate.
1313
01:07:52,242 --> 01:07:54,640
I could blow you up right now.
1314
01:07:54,642 --> 01:07:57,075
But where's the fun in that?
1315
01:07:57,742 --> 01:07:59,340
No guns.
1316
01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:02,208
Put it in the mailbox. Now.
1317
01:08:16,909 --> 01:08:19,108
♪ ♪
1318
01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:26,342
(gate buzzing)
1319
01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:39,206
(hinges creaking)
1320
01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:41,208
(classical music playing
in distance)
1321
01:08:56,342 --> 01:08:58,340
(whimpers)
1322
01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:00,342
(classical music continues)
1323
01:09:25,275 --> 01:09:27,275
♪ ♪
1324
01:09:36,409 --> 01:09:38,275
(sighs)
1325
01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:45,473
(fire crackling)
1326
01:09:45,475 --> 01:09:48,340
(classical music continues,
growing louder)
1327
01:09:48,342 --> 01:09:50,507
ATHENA:
It's amazing to me.
1328
01:09:50,509 --> 01:09:52,907
People go their entire lives
without realizing
1329
01:09:52,909 --> 01:09:55,342
the most simple, obvious truth.
1330
01:09:56,642 --> 01:10:00,640
The only way to properly
slice tomatoes
1331
01:10:00,642 --> 01:10:03,208
is with a bread knife.
1332
01:10:06,342 --> 01:10:08,640
Did you kill Don?
1333
01:10:08,642 --> 01:10:10,273
Uh-huh.
1334
01:10:10,275 --> 01:10:13,206
Because I convinced you
he was one of us.
1335
01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:14,674
Was he?
1336
01:10:14,676 --> 01:10:16,907
Maybe.
1337
01:10:16,909 --> 01:10:19,175
Maybe not.
1338
01:10:21,409 --> 01:10:23,309
Who am I?
1339
01:10:24,609 --> 01:10:26,206
Huh?
1340
01:10:26,208 --> 01:10:29,273
Who am I?
1341
01:10:29,275 --> 01:10:32,574
Lady, I don't know who you are.
1342
01:10:32,576 --> 01:10:34,440
I just know that you're crazy.
1343
01:10:34,442 --> 01:10:36,140
I am crazy.
1344
01:10:36,142 --> 01:10:37,640
But I know I'm crazy.
1345
01:10:37,642 --> 01:10:41,273
And if you know you're crazy,
then you're not crazy.
1346
01:10:41,275 --> 01:10:44,607
So that just makes me
really, really mad.
1347
01:10:44,609 --> 01:10:46,307
Okay.
1348
01:10:46,309 --> 01:10:49,140
So, who am I?
1349
01:10:49,142 --> 01:10:52,640
Crystal May Creasey.
1350
01:10:52,642 --> 01:10:56,340
Born in Mississippi,
Whites Crossing.
1351
01:10:56,342 --> 01:10:57,440
Fitting.
1352
01:10:57,442 --> 01:10:59,273
Dropped out of school at 12,
1353
01:10:59,275 --> 01:11:01,607
right around the time your
daddy was killed by the police
1354
01:11:01,609 --> 01:11:03,507
when they raided
the methamphetamine lab.
1355
01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:06,206
Your mother joined him
soon after that... overdose.
1356
01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:10,540
Probably the last batch
of Daddy's stuff.
1357
01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:12,609
Romantic.
1358
01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:20,540
You know, most people think
that you should use cheddar
1359
01:11:20,542 --> 01:11:24,642
in a grilled cheese,
but I use Gruyère.
1360
01:11:26,375 --> 01:11:29,707
Nothing else has
that kind of melt.
1361
01:11:29,709 --> 01:11:32,173
After your mom died,
you bounced
1362
01:11:32,175 --> 01:11:33,507
from part-time job
to part-time job,
1363
01:11:33,509 --> 01:11:35,307
to welfare and back.
1364
01:11:35,309 --> 01:11:37,740
More times than I could count,
honestly.
1365
01:11:37,742 --> 01:11:42,206
The only consistency was your
inability to stay employed.
1366
01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:43,707
(chuckles)
Which is fine.
1367
01:11:43,709 --> 01:11:47,240
I mean, this country belongs
to the uneducated and ignorant
1368
01:11:47,242 --> 01:11:49,340
as much as it belongs to me.
1369
01:11:49,342 --> 01:11:52,340
You fail, we pay.
1370
01:11:52,342 --> 01:11:55,206
Eventually,
a cow falls on your head
1371
01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:57,473
or you blow your brains out
in a parking lot
1372
01:11:57,475 --> 01:11:59,473
because you finally realize
1373
01:11:59,475 --> 01:12:02,607
what a waste
your life truly was.
1374
01:12:02,609 --> 01:12:04,640
But not you, Crystal.
1375
01:12:04,642 --> 01:12:06,740
You decided to go
on the Internet
1376
01:12:06,742 --> 01:12:09,075
and run your stupid mouth.
1377
01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:13,574
13 months ago, you posted this
on a message board
1378
01:12:13,576 --> 01:12:16,707
under the screen name
Justice4Yall.
1379
01:12:16,709 --> 01:12:19,475
I want to make sure I...
I get it exactly right.
1380
01:12:22,475 --> 01:12:25,307
"Fuck this bitch.
1381
01:12:25,309 --> 01:12:29,373
"Athena Stone murders innocent
men and women for sport.
1382
01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:32,707
The evidence is all there."
1383
01:12:32,709 --> 01:12:37,206
T-H-E-I-R.
1384
01:12:37,208 --> 01:12:39,440
"Her manor, her travel records.
1385
01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:42,340
"Oh, and in case
you were still on the fence,
1386
01:12:42,342 --> 01:12:46,740
she fucking admitted to it
in a text message."
1387
01:12:46,742 --> 01:12:50,509
"Admitted" was all caps.
1388
01:12:51,542 --> 01:12:52,574
Huh.
1389
01:12:52,576 --> 01:12:55,273
"Huh"? That's all you have
to say for yourself?
1390
01:12:55,275 --> 01:13:00,373
Everybody you kidnapped
and killed,
1391
01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:02,640
that's 'cause they busted you
and your friends
1392
01:13:02,642 --> 01:13:04,473
and put it on the Internet?
1393
01:13:04,475 --> 01:13:05,907
No one busted us.
1394
01:13:05,909 --> 01:13:07,373
We were joking.
1395
01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:09,340
But you ignorami
took it literally.
1396
01:13:09,342 --> 01:13:13,607
You actually believed we were
hunting human beings for sport.
1397
01:13:13,609 --> 01:13:16,240
- But you are.
- What?
1398
01:13:16,242 --> 01:13:17,640
Hunting human beings for sport.
1399
01:13:17,642 --> 01:13:19,340
- No.
- Oh, yeah.
1400
01:13:19,342 --> 01:13:21,440
It wasn't true.
1401
01:13:21,442 --> 01:13:23,740
(stammers)
1402
01:13:23,742 --> 01:13:25,507
This is your manor, isn't it?
1403
01:13:25,509 --> 01:13:28,340
It's not a fucking manor.
1404
01:13:28,342 --> 01:13:30,607
It's a house I rented
in Croatia and had decorated.
1405
01:13:30,609 --> 01:13:32,206
Okay, right, but it's yours,
1406
01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:34,740
and you're hunting people,
so it's...
1407
01:13:34,742 --> 01:13:36,507
I mean, it's true.
1408
01:13:36,509 --> 01:13:37,707
Now.
1409
01:13:37,709 --> 01:13:42,273
Now it's true
because you made it true.
1410
01:13:42,275 --> 01:13:44,240
You people,
you take anything you want,
1411
01:13:44,242 --> 01:13:46,340
and you twist it around
until it fits
1412
01:13:46,342 --> 01:13:49,574
into your backwards
fucking worldview.
1413
01:13:49,576 --> 01:13:53,676
You wanted it to be true,
so you decided it was.
1414
01:13:55,676 --> 01:13:58,342
This was your idea.
1415
01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:02,674
Well...
1416
01:14:02,676 --> 01:14:04,674
not my idea.
1417
01:14:04,676 --> 01:14:06,674
Ooh, I did not want to mess up
1418
01:14:06,676 --> 01:14:10,907
your big grilled-cheese speech,
but...
1419
01:14:10,909 --> 01:14:13,609
oh, you done fucked up, lady.
1420
01:14:15,609 --> 01:14:19,407
See, you got the wrong Crystal.
1421
01:14:19,409 --> 01:14:22,609
There's another
Crystal May Creasey back home.
1422
01:14:24,242 --> 01:14:26,509
But she spells "May"
with an "E."
1423
01:14:28,175 --> 01:14:31,340
Hey, I get her mail sometimes.
1424
01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:33,640
And my dad's an asshole,
1425
01:14:33,642 --> 01:14:37,473
but I don't think
he ever did drugs.
1426
01:14:37,475 --> 01:14:39,475
And my mom...
1427
01:14:42,242 --> 01:14:45,275
...she's alive, too.
1428
01:14:48,475 --> 01:14:49,640
Can we call her?
1429
01:14:49,642 --> 01:14:51,340
- Let's call her right now.
- No.
1430
01:14:51,342 --> 01:14:52,340
- Give me the phone.
- No way.
1431
01:14:52,342 --> 01:14:53,407
- I'll call her up.
- Do I look fucking stupid?
1432
01:14:53,409 --> 01:14:55,740
Fine. I'll give you her number,
and you can call.
1433
01:14:55,742 --> 01:14:58,473
- That's not gonna happen.
- Yeah.
1434
01:14:58,475 --> 01:15:01,340
Hoo, you don't really care
about the truth, do you?
1435
01:15:01,342 --> 01:15:02,674
Of course I do.
1436
01:15:02,676 --> 01:15:06,342
The only difference
is I'm right.
1437
01:15:08,342 --> 01:15:10,275
Hey, maybe.
1438
01:15:11,609 --> 01:15:13,208
Maybe not.
1439
01:15:15,142 --> 01:15:17,407
Now, do I have to keep
listening to Beethoven,
1440
01:15:17,409 --> 01:15:19,407
or can we fucking
get on with it?
1441
01:15:19,409 --> 01:15:22,075
- (classical music continues)
- (grunting and groaning)
1442
01:15:39,309 --> 01:15:41,676
(both yell)
1443
01:15:49,742 --> 01:15:51,542
That was good.
1444
01:15:54,242 --> 01:15:56,507
(grunting, yelling)
1445
01:15:56,509 --> 01:15:59,208
(classical music continues)
1446
01:16:02,342 --> 01:16:04,375
(yells, groans)
1447
01:16:20,542 --> 01:16:22,206
Hmm.
1448
01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:24,206
(grunting)
1449
01:16:24,208 --> 01:16:26,075
(music distorts, stops)
1450
01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:30,242
No!
1451
01:16:34,609 --> 01:16:37,540
♪ ♪
1452
01:16:37,542 --> 01:16:39,340
(groans)
1453
01:16:39,342 --> 01:16:42,240
(laughing)
1454
01:16:42,242 --> 01:16:44,574
(sighs)
1455
01:16:44,576 --> 01:16:46,140
Hey, Crystal.
1456
01:16:46,142 --> 01:16:47,242
(Athena panting)
1457
01:16:48,709 --> 01:16:51,108
- (shotgun blasts)
- (yelps) Fuck!
1458
01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:54,740
You need a gun now, bitch?!
1459
01:16:54,742 --> 01:16:56,640
- That's fucking cheating!
- (chuckles)
1460
01:16:56,642 --> 01:16:59,108
(panting)
1461
01:17:05,409 --> 01:17:07,208
(grunting)
1462
01:17:11,475 --> 01:17:13,206
(strained grunt)
1463
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,208
(both panting, grunting)
1464
01:17:20,676 --> 01:17:22,509
(Crystal screaming)
1465
01:17:25,542 --> 01:17:27,309
Fuck you!
1466
01:17:30,475 --> 01:17:33,542
(gasps, groans)
1467
01:17:34,642 --> 01:17:36,475
(gasping)
1468
01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:51,676
(Athena grunts)
1469
01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:08,576
(both panting)
1470
01:18:14,208 --> 01:18:15,574
(grunting and groaning)
1471
01:18:15,576 --> 01:18:17,509
(gags)
1472
01:18:23,909 --> 01:18:27,206
(birds chirping)
1473
01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:29,342
- (panting): One second.
- Yeah.
1474
01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:36,375
♪ ♪
1475
01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:43,509
(grunting and groaning)
1476
01:18:53,142 --> 01:18:54,642
No more glass!
1477
01:18:55,676 --> 01:18:58,409
(grunting, panting)
1478
01:19:06,609 --> 01:19:08,342
- (bones crackling)
- (yells)
1479
01:19:16,442 --> 01:19:19,642
(both groaning, panting)
1480
01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:34,509
(yells)
1481
01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:41,208
(panting)
1482
01:19:48,175 --> 01:19:49,342
I got you.
1483
01:19:50,642 --> 01:19:52,307
(pained grunt)
1484
01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:54,342
Hmm.
1485
01:19:55,742 --> 01:19:57,475
Hmm.
1486
01:20:02,909 --> 01:20:05,142
(yells, gasps)
1487
01:20:14,742 --> 01:20:16,740
- (squishing)
- (gasps)
1488
01:20:16,742 --> 01:20:18,375
(Athena groans)
1489
01:20:20,208 --> 01:20:21,607
ATHENA (panting):
Okay.
1490
01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:23,907
(both grunting)
1491
01:20:23,909 --> 01:20:26,242
(panting, wheezing)
1492
01:20:28,542 --> 01:20:30,542
(groaning sigh)
1493
01:20:34,275 --> 01:20:36,373
(whispers):
Hey.
1494
01:20:36,375 --> 01:20:38,509
I got you, too.
1495
01:20:40,609 --> 01:20:43,475
Hey, can I ask you a question?
1496
01:20:49,509 --> 01:20:51,740
Why did you call me Snowball?
1497
01:20:51,742 --> 01:20:53,273
(chuckles)
1498
01:20:53,275 --> 01:20:55,340
It's a reference.
1499
01:20:55,342 --> 01:20:58,342
To George Orwell's Animal Farm.
1500
01:20:59,709 --> 01:21:01,707
He's a pig.
1501
01:21:01,709 --> 01:21:06,075
Yeah, but why am I Snowball?
1502
01:21:07,909 --> 01:21:10,674
Snowball is an idealist.
1503
01:21:10,676 --> 01:21:14,507
He... he wants to make
the world a better place.
1504
01:21:14,509 --> 01:21:18,674
That's why the other pigs
make up lies about him,
1505
01:21:18,676 --> 01:21:20,676
turn him into the enemy.
1506
01:21:23,509 --> 01:21:26,342
I think you should be Snowball.
1507
01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:30,208
You read Animal Farm?
1508
01:21:31,242 --> 01:21:33,342
Yes, ma'am, I did.
1509
01:21:36,509 --> 01:21:39,140
Can I...
1510
01:21:39,142 --> 01:21:41,309
ask you a question?
1511
01:21:43,342 --> 01:21:46,275
Are you Justice4Yall?
1512
01:21:48,275 --> 01:21:50,373
Come on.
1513
01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:52,307
We're both dead.
1514
01:21:52,309 --> 01:21:54,307
Just tell me.
1515
01:21:54,309 --> 01:21:57,275
I got the right Crystal,
didn't I?
1516
01:21:59,309 --> 01:22:02,475
No, ma'am, you did not.
1517
01:22:07,142 --> 01:22:09,407
(takes deep breath)
1518
01:22:09,409 --> 01:22:11,275
Whoops.
1519
01:22:30,676 --> 01:22:32,676
(soft pattering)
1520
01:22:42,475 --> 01:22:45,208
("Girls It Ain't Easy"
by Dusty Springfield playing)
1521
01:22:56,442 --> 01:22:58,642
(grunts, pants)
1522
01:23:01,309 --> 01:23:04,140
♪ Yeah, it ain't easy ♪
1523
01:23:04,142 --> 01:23:06,473
♪ Girls, it ain't easy ♪
1524
01:23:06,475 --> 01:23:10,407
♪ To keep the man you love
satisfied ♪
1525
01:23:10,409 --> 01:23:12,240
♪ It ain't easy ♪
1526
01:23:12,242 --> 01:23:14,607
♪ Girls, it ain't easy ♪
1527
01:23:14,609 --> 01:23:18,740
♪ To keep the one you love
by your side ♪
1528
01:23:18,742 --> 01:23:22,607
♪ A woman's work
is never done ♪
1529
01:23:22,609 --> 01:23:26,607
♪ Never stops,
it goes on and on ♪
1530
01:23:26,609 --> 01:23:28,373
(yells in pain)
1531
01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:31,206
♪ You work your fingers
to the bone ♪
1532
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:35,373
♪ You gotta be home
every time he phones ♪
1533
01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:39,473
♪ Sometimes the going
gets a little tough ♪
1534
01:23:39,475 --> 01:23:43,540
♪ Seems like my best
ain't good enough ♪
1535
01:23:43,542 --> 01:23:47,907
♪ Keeps you losing sleep
seven days a week, yeah ♪
1536
01:23:47,909 --> 01:23:49,907
♪ It ain't easy ♪
1537
01:23:49,909 --> 01:23:52,407
♪ Girls, it ain't easy ♪
1538
01:23:52,409 --> 01:23:56,473
♪ To keep the one you love
by your side ♪
1539
01:23:56,475 --> 01:24:00,473
♪ Do what you can
though he seems ungrateful... ♪
1540
01:24:00,475 --> 01:24:01,607
Hey there.
1541
01:24:01,609 --> 01:24:03,373
Oh, shit.
1542
01:24:03,375 --> 01:24:05,473
The, uh...
1543
01:24:05,475 --> 01:24:08,607
assholes you work for
tried to kill me,
1544
01:24:08,609 --> 01:24:11,707
so I killed them instead.
1545
01:24:11,709 --> 01:24:13,475
Now I want to go home.
1546
01:24:15,742 --> 01:24:17,607
That gonna be a problem?
1547
01:24:17,609 --> 01:24:19,507
Certainly not, ma'am.
1548
01:24:19,509 --> 01:24:21,173
KELLY:
No.
1549
01:24:21,175 --> 01:24:23,473
May I...
may I pour that for you?
1550
01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:25,307
Yeah.
1551
01:24:25,309 --> 01:24:29,473
(plane whirring)
1552
01:24:29,475 --> 01:24:32,075
(doors closing)
1553
01:24:32,709 --> 01:24:35,340
(cork pops)
1554
01:24:35,342 --> 01:24:37,707
How about a snack?
We have fantastic caviar.
1555
01:24:37,709 --> 01:24:40,140
- It's osetra...
- Yeah.
1556
01:24:40,142 --> 01:24:41,309
You got it.
1557
01:24:43,409 --> 01:24:45,409
(sighs)
1558
01:24:49,742 --> 01:24:51,507
You ever had caviar?
1559
01:24:51,509 --> 01:24:55,273
No, I-I don't... I don't think
I'm really allowed to.
1560
01:24:55,275 --> 01:24:57,475
Well, you are now.
Have a seat.
1561
01:24:59,909 --> 01:25:02,275
- Dig in.
- (both laugh)
1562
01:25:10,676 --> 01:25:12,676
H-How is it?
1563
01:25:17,275 --> 01:25:19,642
It's fucking great.
1564
01:25:19,644 --> 01:25:24,179
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1565
01:25:24,409 --> 01:25:27,075
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1566
01:25:56,342 --> 01:25:58,475
♪ ♪
1567
01:26:25,742 --> 01:26:28,242
♪ ♪
1568
01:26:58,242 --> 01:27:01,242
♪ ♪
1569
01:27:31,242 --> 01:27:33,242
♪ ♪
1570
01:28:03,242 --> 01:28:05,242
♪ ♪
1571
01:28:35,242 --> 01:28:37,242
♪ ♪
1572
01:29:07,242 --> 01:29:09,242
♪ ♪
1573
01:29:39,242 --> 01:29:41,242
♪ ♪
1574
01:30:11,242 --> 01:30:13,242
♪ ♪
1575
01:30:23,309 --> 01:30:24,676
(music ends)
1575
01:30:25,305 --> 01:30:31,463
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