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Excuse me.
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Sir?
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Sir?
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Can I get you a snack?
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What?
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I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
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I just wanted to see
if you'd like a snack..
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I'm just kidding.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- What's up?
- We have some fantastic caviar.
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It's osetra, fresh from...
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You ever had caviar?
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No, sir.
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It's delicious.
It is, yeah.
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But I had some last night.
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You know what?
I'm actually in the mood
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for something a little bit
more Mediterranean.
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Do you have, like,
a grilled vegetable thing
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with some figs or even, like,
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like, any kind of small fish?
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I'm sorry, sir. We don't...
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we don't have a kitchen,
full kitchen here.
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Well, fuck.
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How about a glass of champagne?
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- Boom.
- Great.
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Perfect.
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- Hey, is that the Heidsieck?
- I'm sorry?
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A German sub sank a ship
on the way to Tsar Nicholas II.
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Couple years back,
they found the wreck
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and a case of
the 1907 Heidsieck.
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They sent a little robot
down there to bring it back up.
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Athena bought three bottles
at 250K per.
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And no one even knows
what the stuff tastes like.
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It's just plain ol' champagne.
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- You like working for Athena?
- Yes, she's...
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sweet.
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She's sweet? Don't let her
hear you say that.
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Hey, Jesus!
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- What are you doing?
- What is happening here?
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- What the...
- Fuck!
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- Shit.
- What's going on?
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What is happening?
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One of them's
fucking awake, man.
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- Okay.
- Gross.
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What... Ted!
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Okay, calm down.
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Everything's okay.
Everything's fine.
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Hey, it's all right.
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Would you...
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- get some towels?
- Yeah, get towels.
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- Okay, no, it's okay.
- Jesus.
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It's all right.
No, no, no, it's all right.
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It's okay. I'm a doctor.
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- Ted, Ted, come on, man.
- Great. Fantastic.
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If you could just lay
those towels
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- on the floor right there.
- Fuck.
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Now, what's his...
what's his... what's his name?
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His na...
Squealer, I think? I...
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Randy.
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Randy?
That's great.
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Now, I just need you...
We're just gonna...
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We're just gonna
go down to the floor.
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Just kneel down. There you go.
There. Good, good.
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Now, I need you to lie
back down on those towels.
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There you go. There you go.
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May I use your pen?
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- Pen. Yes.
- Thanks.
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Okay, Randy.
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I'm gonna put you
back to sleep now.
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- What?
- Because you woke up
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before you were supposed to.
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Fuck!
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Hey, you're bleeding.
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Ted, what the fuck, man?
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He woke up.
And we can't have you
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talking about this,
now, can we, Randy?
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It hasn't even started yet, man.
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- Geez.
- What the fuck?
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You guys just gonna stand there?
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My God.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill.
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You need to just take it easy.
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- Hey.
- All right, all right.
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Shit. Shit.
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- My God!
- That's gross.
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Grab him!
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No! Stop!
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All right, all right, all right.
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- Hold on, hold on. Hold on.
- Motherfucker.
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- It's okay, now. All right, all right.
- No!
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Hey.
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- Put him in the back with the rest.
- This isn't right.
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I mean, he doesn't even know.
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I mean, it hasn't even
started yet.
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God.
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No sentimentality, comrade.
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War is war.
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Thanks.
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Would you... would you grab me
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a little seltzer water
or something?
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Fucking redneck.
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Help.
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God.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hello!
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Hey.
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What the hell is this?
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What?
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No! No, no, no.
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No. It's a trap.
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Trap.
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Trap.
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My God!
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What the fuck?
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What's that?
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Hey!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, yeah, sorry.
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All right.
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This ought to help?
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Yeah.
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All right, there you go.
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All right, hey, guys,
I got keys.
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I got keys. Here, here, here.
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Here. Turn around.
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Turn around.
Let me help get you unlocked.
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What is happening?
What is all of this?
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Yeah, fuck if I know. Here.
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I can't use that.
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Can you do this?
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Yeah.
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You can squeeze a trigger, then.
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Take it.
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What is this?
What the fuck is this, man?
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What do we need guns for?
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We'll get out of here.
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TEC-9, Lou.
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Hey.
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Hey. Let me show you.
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Safety.
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Give it a flick,
you're ready to party, okay?
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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- What was that?
- I think that was a rifle.
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Everybody get the fuck down!
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- Move!
- Go! Go! Go!
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That almost hit me.
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F...
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F...
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Jesus Christ.
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Over there.
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What the fuck?
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Come on, let's go.
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Move!
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Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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- I fell.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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I fell.
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It's my birthday tomorrow.
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- What?
- I'm gonna eat a whole pie.
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God.
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Come on, reach for me.
Come on.
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Come on. "Happy birthday"
on three, okay?
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One, two, happy birthday!
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Go. Here we go. Good job.
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- Good job. Ready?
- Yeah.
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All right, let's get the fuck
out of here. Come on.
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Holy fuck.
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Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey.
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Shoot me.
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No, no, no,
I'm not gonna shoot you.
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No. No, wait. No, no, no!
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Let go, you fucking snowflake!
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Don't do it! Don't...
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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Okay.
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Fuck.
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Don't shoot, asshole.
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I'm on your side.
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They with us, too?
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Yeah.
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- Road means civilization.
- What?
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Civilization's
our fucking friend.
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Hey, folks.
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What's the plan, khaki man?
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- Trying to figure it out.
- Sorry.
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Looks like we're gonna
have to climb this bitch.
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You know what this is, right?
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- Goddamn Manorgate.
- That shit's real?
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Seems pretty fucking real to me.
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- Yeah, right, come on. Up, up, up.
- I'm going.
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Yeah.
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What?
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- What the fuck was that?
- Hurry.
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- Shit, that's fucking arrows, dude.
- Fuck.
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Hurry up.
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I got you. I got you.
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- Jesus fucking Christ.
- No, no, no, keep climbing.
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I'm gonna help you. Come on.
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No! Keep climbing.
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Keep climbing.
Come on, no, no, no.
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Up, up. Go up.
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What is this Avatarshit?
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We should go.
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- Fuck it.
- Run!
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Why isn't it working?
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Wait. Did you pull the pin?
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Shit.
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What was that?
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That's another one of us
getting blown the fuck up.
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- Fuck.
- We got to find shelter.
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Come on!
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There's about $200
in the cash register.
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It's all yours.
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Give me a hand here.
Come on.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.
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Where are we?
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What?
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Look, son,
we don't want no trouble.
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- Just take the money.
- I don't want your damn money.
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Where the fuck are we?
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Well, Route 31,
right outside of Elaine.
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Elaine, where?
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Which state?
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Arkansas.
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What?
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We're in Arkansas?
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Wha... Man, Jesus.
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Fucking Arkansas.
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- You got a phone?
- Please.
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We have children.
We have grandchildren.
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You have grandchildren?
Can I see a picture of them?
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I'm just kidding. I give a fuck.
Give me the phone.
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Son, whatever's going on here...
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What's going on is
we're getting goddamn hunted.
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But y'all have guns.
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Yeah, to defend ourselves.
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- Hello?
- What's your emergency?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's been a killing spree.
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- You gotta come here right now.
- Can you repeat that, sir?
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There's been a murder spree in
the woods, a fucking massacre.
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It's Manorgate!
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I'm having trouble
understanding you.
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Manorgate.
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Just fucking google it!
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I can't google it right now.
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- Listen to me, okay?
- We can't do that.
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We woke up with these gags
in our mouth,
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and they had these...
these locks on 'em and...
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Sir, I need the address
of your emergency.
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Do you want my address
in Staten Island, New York,
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where I went to a bar after work
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and I don't remember anything
because they drugged me,
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they drugged all of us?
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Where'd they get you from?
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Wyoming.
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Orlando.
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Fuck.
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All right, listen to me.
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They grabbed us from all over,
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and they brought us here
to kill us,
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and they're still
trying to kill us.
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And they're coming down
the fucking road,
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and they're gonna be here
any fucking second.
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00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,463
Okay. What is your
current location, sir?
269
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,812
I am at a gas station!
270
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,336
Could you please just
trace the call?
271
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,121
Of course. That's a...
that's a great idea.
272
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,949
We'll trace you, sir.
273
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,212
Sit tight.
274
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,648
- Okay.
- Help's on the way.
275
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,997
Good.
276
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,524
What'd they say, dude?
277
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,439
They said they're coming.
278
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,919
Thank Christ.
279
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,076
- Hey, let me get one of them.
- Get your own.
280
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,425
Son, would you mind
putting your gun away?
281
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,055
You seem a little worked up,
282
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,710
and you don't want it
to go off by accident.
283
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,191
It's not gonna go off
on accident. I own seven guns.
284
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,627
- Why?
- What?
285
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,151
Why do you own seven guns?
286
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,133
- "Stand your ground."
- Because it's my constitutional right
287
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,473
to protect myself
if I should ever
288
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,875
happen to be getting
fucking shot at,
289
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,399
which is exactly
what's happening right now.
290
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,594
Is that okay?
291
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:51,380
So, those people
that are shooting at you,
292
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:55,254
they're just exercising
the very same right?
293
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,907
What the fuck
are you talking about?
294
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,606
"Will there be sugar
after the Rebellion?"
295
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,434
Is she okay?
296
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,087
Sure, she's fine.
297
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,524
How are you?
298
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,052
What the fuck?
299
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,880
- Hey, you okay?
- What's wrong?
300
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,447
Hey, get some water, dude!
301
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,602
- What's wrong with her?
- I don't... I don't...
302
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,623
What happened to her?
303
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,320
Damn. No, no, no, no, no.
304
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,724
- Fuck.
- Come on. Sit up. Come on.
305
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,410
Hey, get some water, dude.
306
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,107
I think she's dianetic.
307
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,326
My God.
308
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,947
Don't make a mess.
309
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,427
What?
310
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:41,038
I'm not cleaning him up.
311
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,012
You're going to hell.
312
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,146
I don't believe in hell.
313
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:05,236
As you so eloquently posted,
314
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,978
I'm a "godless elite."
315
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:10,416
For the record, asshole,
316
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:13,593
climate change isreal.
317
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,858
Hit the vent, honey.
318
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,003
I'll get a mop.
319
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,892
Sorry.
320
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,506
Sorry again.
321
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,060
What?
322
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:31,322
Nothing.
323
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,498
Come on, honey.
324
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:33,890
Tell me, what's wrong?
325
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,284
He's wearing a wedding ring.
326
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,851
He's a monster.
327
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:40,201
Honey, he probably uses
the "N" word.
328
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:44,205
And not even in private.
He probably uses it on Twitter.
329
00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:47,556
Those people suffered
400 years of bondage
330
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,080
at the hands of that
piece of shit's ancestors.
331
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:50,994
"Those people"?
332
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,562
Sorry. Black people.
333
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,086
African Americans.
334
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,784
- Honey, it's...
- Privilege, Julius.
335
00:23:57,827 --> 00:24:00,395
It's perfectly fine
to call them "black" again.
336
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,267
According to who?
337
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,443
NPR.
338
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,228
Which consists
almost exclusively of...
339
00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:09,883
White people.
340
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,800
We're the fucking worst.
341
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,671
- Hello?
- Come in..
342
00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,151
We're coming.
343
00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:18,631
You there?
344
00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:20,284
Hey! We're here.
345
00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:21,590
We got three of 'em.
346
00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:25,159
Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper.
347
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,900
Yeah? Great.
Liberty got Boxer.
348
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,642
Stuck him full of arrows
and then blew him to pieces.
349
00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:30,860
It was brutal. Anyway...
350
00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,253
Snowball's headed
toward you now.
351
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:34,124
She's maybe five minutes out.
352
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,518
You gonna be ready, or do you
need us to slow her down?
353
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:37,998
- We're good.
- No need.
354
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,652
- We're ready.
- Great.
355
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,784
She's unarmed,
so have some fun with it.
356
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,656
Roger that.
357
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,788
Over and out.
358
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,616
Honey, that's poison!
359
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,403
You rigged the soda?
360
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:55,798
No. There are 43 grams of sugar
in that bottle.
361
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,974
Good God, Miranda.
You really scared me.
362
00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:01,108
I am not going to apologize
for caring.
363
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:05,982
All right, then.
364
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,810
- Let's get some more.
- Okay.
365
00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:09,159
The climate-change myth
366
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:11,161
suffered another blow
today with...
367
00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,384
What's going on?
368
00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:18,604
Okay, here she comes.
369
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:40,190
Hey there.
370
00:25:40,234 --> 00:25:42,541
Help you?
371
00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:54,161
Get a pack of lights, please.
372
00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:55,815
Coming right up.
373
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,207
You want to fill 'er up?
374
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:59,775
I don't have a car.
375
00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:02,952
You walked over.
376
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,005
Everything okay?
377
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:16,966
I lost my wallet.
378
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:20,579
It's for, emergencies.
379
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,885
You want some matches with that?
380
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:23,930
Yeah.
381
00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,932
All sweaty.
382
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,544
What state is this?
383
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,328
Sorry?
384
00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,462
You don't understand
the question?
385
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,595
No, I did. Just...
386
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,379
Most people know where they are.
387
00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:43,036
Well, I ain't most people.
388
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:50,913
You're in the glorious state
of Arkansas.
389
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,662
Is there anything else that...
390
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,280
No! No, please, no!
391
00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:12,674
Cigarettes in Arkansas
only cost six bucks.
392
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,676
You fucked up, bitch!
393
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,769
Hello?
394
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:32,814
Julius? Miranda!
395
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:34,598
Are you there?
396
00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:39,342
- Richard, are you on?
- Yeah, yes.
397
00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:40,953
Affirmative, I'm here.
398
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:43,694
This is Liberty.
I can't find Orwell.
399
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,044
Which one's Orwell?
400
00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:46,219
Orwell is the pig.
401
00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:47,611
You named the fucking pig?
402
00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,656
Richard, enough.
403
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,223
Did anyone see Snowball go in?
404
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,834
No, we lost visual at the road.
405
00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,705
Why don't you go take a look?
406
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:57,143
Go take a... Yes. 10-4.
407
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,119
I don't see anybody inside.
408
00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,991
I guess I should...
409
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,645
I guess I should check
around the back.
410
00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:23,125
Shit, I lost the...
411
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,866
- What happened?
- I don't know.
412
00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:27,129
I can't see anything.
The signal went out.
413
00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:28,870
Turn your radio off.
414
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,567
What?
415
00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:32,961
Turn your fucking radio off now!
416
00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:40,012
At least one of you is smart.
417
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:07,996
Don't fucking move!
418
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,564
You lower your gun.
419
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:11,870
I'm a friendly.
420
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:13,001
How do I know that?
421
00:31:13,045 --> 00:31:14,873
Why don't you pull
that door handle?
422
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,269
Then you'll blow the fuck up,
and then you'll know.
423
00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:22,315
Shit.
424
00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:33,543
Thanks.
425
00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,545
You should not have shot
that drone.
426
00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:37,330
But now they can't see us.
427
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:39,985
Don't need to.
You just told them we're here.
428
00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:44,815
Where you going?
429
00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:46,817
Saw some tracks earlier.
430
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,776
I'm gonna follow 'em.
431
00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:50,517
Whose tracks?
432
00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:54,042
Hey, whose tracks?
433
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,706
Why didn't they just kill you
when you came in?
434
00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:06,925
Don't care.
435
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,840
You want to hear my theory?
436
00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:11,277
Not really.
437
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,496
Did you read that article?
438
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:16,238
Every year,
these liberal elites...
439
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:19,720
you know, the globalist cucks
who run the deep state...
440
00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:22,766
kidnap a bunch of
normal folks like us
441
00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,768
and hunt us for fucking sport
442
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:28,294
in, like, this mansion
in Vermont or something.
443
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:30,383
I forwarded that to 50 friends.
444
00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:32,472
It's not like I believed it.
445
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:33,821
You believe it?
446
00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:35,649
That you have 50 friends?
447
00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,651
No, the rest of it.
448
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,484
This ain't Vermont.
449
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:46,616
Yeah.
450
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,662
Where you going now?
451
00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:58,193
I'm Gary.
452
00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,456
Shut the fuck up, Gary.
453
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,690
- How fast are you?
- What?
454
00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:18,474
Train will be going slowest
at the curve.
455
00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:19,998
We're not getting on
standing still.
456
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,478
Wait!
457
00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:16,663
Thanks.
458
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,143
Welcome.
459
00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:32,331
Who's there?
460
00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:36,074
Come the fuck out,
or I'll shoot!
461
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,650
Come on.
462
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,087
What?
463
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,045
They're not real.
464
00:34:52,612 --> 00:34:55,441
You know what we have here?
Crisis actors.
465
00:34:55,484 --> 00:34:57,399
What are the chances
466
00:34:57,443 --> 00:35:00,576
the one train car with the
open door is full of illegals?
467
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,380
I mean, I mean,
will you look at these fucks?
468
00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:04,145
A little obvious,
don't you think?
469
00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:09,107
Are you fucks trying
to teach us a lesson?
470
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,282
No!
471
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:13,111
I feel so sorry for
472
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:14,721
immigrants and refugees.
473
00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:18,464
I'm gonna have to rethink my
entire position on immigration.
474
00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,248
No, Gary, they got a baby.
475
00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:23,251
So? There are crisis babies.
476
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:28,778
You're good, Muhammad,
477
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:32,434
but if you don't cut
the bullshit in three seconds,
478
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:35,655
I am gonna blow
your fucking dick off.
479
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:36,873
One.
480
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,440
Two.
481
00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:50,713
Gary. Come here, you fuck...
482
00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:07,513
Hey! Hey!
483
00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:11,430
- Toss your gun.
- What?
484
00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:13,040
Toss it, or we're fucking dead.
485
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,483
Hey! Hey!
486
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:44,506
Sir. Sir, excuse me.
487
00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:48,031
I don't know exactly where
we are, but I'm an American.
488
00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:49,468
American.
489
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,165
- American?
- Yeah. Yeah.
490
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,340
Her, too.
491
00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:54,690
Look, let me explain
everything, sir,
492
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,345
'cause I know exactly
what's going on here, okay?
493
00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:59,608
These are not real refugees.
494
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:02,568
These are crisis actors.
495
00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:04,700
Look, I have a podcast.
496
00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:07,137
I've been exposing
these people, okay?
497
00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:10,793
They were placed on the train
as a part of Manorgate.
498
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:15,233
This has all been an elaborate
trap to try to ensnare us.
499
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,250
I don't think
they believe you, Gary.
500
00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:34,730
Did you hear him?
501
00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,210
Did you hear...
Did you hear him?
502
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:42,738
Bullshit.
503
00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:45,175
This is...
That's bullshit.
504
00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:46,307
You're all fake!
505
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,614
You're all fake!
506
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:53,923
Gary, you have just
got to chill, okay, buddy?
507
00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,883
Now, those other refugees,
they weren't part of this.
508
00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:59,538
They're real. I know. I have
been embedded with them, okay?
509
00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:01,389
And those soldiers, well,
they're fucking real, too.
510
00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:03,455
That train wasn't
supposed to be stopped.
511
00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:06,327
So just calm the fuck down,
512
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,416
and we will get through this,
all right?
513
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,504
And you know what?
514
00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:10,984
I'll even give you guys
a head start
515
00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:12,725
before I come after you.
How's that sound?
516
00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:14,770
You good?
517
00:38:14,814 --> 00:38:16,294
Come on, buddy.
518
00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:20,123
Gary, Gary, Gary, don't.
519
00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:21,995
I am not your buddy!
520
00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:32,962
Sayonara, sugar tits.
521
00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,094
No, no, no, no, no, no.
522
00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:37,315
Fuck. Shit, shit,
523
00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:38,426
shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
524
00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:40,405
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
525
00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:47,150
Fuck. Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
526
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,354
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
527
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:55,480
I'm Dino, and this Bojan.
528
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:57,220
You have papers?
529
00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:59,179
Where are we?
530
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:01,921
Where you think?
531
00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,401
Well...
532
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:07,448
I was, eating in Mississippi
533
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:10,886
when I got knocked out
534
00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:14,107
for what was at least 18 hours.
535
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:17,763
So, taking that
kind of into account,
536
00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:23,246
along with your accent and
a license plate I fucking saw,
537
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:26,424
I'm guessing I'm probably in...
538
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,427
Bosnia.
539
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,864
Serbia?
540
00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:33,561
Croatia?
541
00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:37,565
I'm in Croa... Croatia, then.
542
00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:39,480
- How you get here?
- Doesn't matter.
543
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,569
You need to call
the American embassy.
544
00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:43,092
Show us paper.
545
00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:45,617
I don't have papers.
546
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:47,488
Can you call the embassy?
547
00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:51,013
You are hunted?
548
00:40:52,624 --> 00:40:54,495
Who said I was hunted?
549
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:57,759
Don.
550
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,718
You hunted like Don?
551
00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:01,850
Who the fuck is Don?
552
00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:06,942
Bring Don.
553
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,565
Can I have one of those?
554
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:22,175
No.
555
00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:28,529
Don.
556
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,488
Howdy.
557
00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:34,448
Yeah, hunted like Don.
558
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,495
Yeah. I told you, assholes.
559
00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:42,543
Yeah, I was heading north
when the dogs came after me.
560
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:45,154
Man, I thought
I was fucking dead.
561
00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:48,636
You know, that it was
those Manorgate assholes.
562
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,638
Man, I was... I was relieved
563
00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:53,467
when it was just the fucking
Russians, you know.
564
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,817
Little more, little more, pal.
565
00:41:57,558 --> 00:42:00,518
You know, and what was up
with that crate?
566
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,650
I mean, why did they
give us weapons
567
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,739
before they started
picking us off?
568
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:07,046
To make it more fair?
569
00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:09,265
And what was up with that pig?
570
00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:11,703
I thought they were all vegans.
571
00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:17,404
Well, I cannot wait to...
to blow the lid off this shit.
572
00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:20,015
'Cause we gonna be
on Hannity, you and me,
573
00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:23,845
just like them two Jew boys
that fucked Nixon up.
574
00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:29,459
You want to share what
you're thinking, sweetie?
575
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,636
Come on.
576
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,812
You don't care why
they're doing this to us?
577
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,135
Well, they're trying to kill me.
578
00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:36,205
I don't give a shit why.
579
00:42:59,141 --> 00:43:01,796
Well, if it ain't
Uncle Sam's nephew.
580
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,236
We're rescued.
581
00:43:34,786 --> 00:43:37,571
So you're telling me
that they built
582
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,051
an entire gas station out here
583
00:43:39,094 --> 00:43:41,967
just to convince you this was
the middle of Arkansas?
584
00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:44,273
What kind of sick individual
even comes up with that?
585
00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:45,318
It's horrifying.
586
00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:46,798
You fucking said it, junior.
587
00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,388
Okay, we're gonna get back
to the embassy.
588
00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:50,105
I'm gonna contact
the State Department.
589
00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:51,739
We're gonna get
military support out here.
590
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:53,108
We're gonna find these animals.
591
00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:54,457
Attaboy.
592
00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,895
Why would they do
something like that?
593
00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:58,810
Same reason elites do anything...
594
00:43:58,853 --> 00:44:00,986
'cause they think
they're better than us.
595
00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:03,902
Yeah, but... but why you?
596
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,469
I mean, it seems
so personal, right?
597
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:07,775
What?
598
00:44:07,819 --> 00:44:09,821
No, no, I mean, I'm...
I'm just asking,
599
00:44:09,864 --> 00:44:11,474
why pick you of all people?
600
00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:14,390
You must have done something to
pop up on their radar somehow.
601
00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:17,567
Otherwise, why target you
so specifically?
602
00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:20,309
- We didn't do shit.
- Okay.
603
00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:21,876
So, what, you think this is
604
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,095
- our fucking fault?
- No.
605
00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:24,357
No, no, that's not what I'm...
606
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,228
No, I would never
blame the victim.
607
00:44:26,272 --> 00:44:27,316
Yeah.
608
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,449
There'd have to be a reason,
is all.
609
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:32,147
Can you think of anything...
610
00:44:32,191 --> 00:44:33,651
anything at all,
no matter how minor...
611
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:36,978
that might make somebody want
to try something as...
612
00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:42,157
My God!
My God! My God!
613
00:44:43,071 --> 00:44:44,856
What? No.
614
00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:46,858
No! My God!
615
00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:50,513
Stop the car! Stop the car!
616
00:44:50,557 --> 00:44:52,428
No! No!
617
00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:54,169
My God!
618
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,739
Are you out of your mind,
woman?!
619
00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:00,741
No, no, no.
Why did you do that?
620
00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,612
No. Why did you do that?
621
00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:04,745
God. God.
Is he dead?
622
00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:06,747
You, what is wrong with you?
623
00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:09,184
What is wrong with you?
You are not right.
624
00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:11,752
My God.
625
00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,580
What the...
626
00:45:13,623 --> 00:45:15,669
Fuck.
627
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,323
Why did you do that? Why...
628
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:20,456
He was trying to save us.
He was...
629
00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,809
Jesus.
630
00:45:24,852 --> 00:45:27,550
Nope, that's Gary.
631
00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:29,378
How'd you know he was lying?
632
00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:31,946
Because everyone is lying.
633
00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:35,210
Well, maybe...
634
00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:37,909
maybe you should've waited
to kill him until...
635
00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:40,389
till he told us
why they're doing this.
636
00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:42,870
Pretty sure he wanted us
to tell him.
637
00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:47,222
Right, there was 11 of us
when we first woke up.
638
00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:49,572
There was four down
out of the gate.
639
00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:51,444
A guy got grenaded.
640
00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:55,187
You said there were three
at the gas station.
641
00:45:55,230 --> 00:46:00,192
And I assume this is the guy
you hopped a train with.
642
00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:06,241
That just leaves you and me.
643
00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,765
Yeah.
644
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:11,203
What is that?
645
00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:14,423
It's where Mr. Bullshit
was taking us.
646
00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:19,907
This seems a little obvious,
like...
647
00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:22,605
like maybe they wanted us
to find it.
648
00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:25,260
Depends on whether they're
smart pretending to be idiots,
649
00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:27,219
or idiots
pretending to be smart.
650
00:46:27,262 --> 00:46:29,743
Well, I say
fuck those fuckers, okay?
651
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:32,137
We got us a car.
Let's just fucking go.
652
00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:34,487
Okay? And I'm driving.
Give me the key.
653
00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:36,445
No.
654
00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:41,929
"No"?
655
00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,066
No.
656
00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:55,247
My mama used to
tell me this story
657
00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:59,251
about the jackrabbit
and the box turtle.
658
00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:03,777
The jackrabbit is a real dick,
659
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:06,127
'cause he brags all the time.
660
00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:10,001
Says nobody's faster than him.
661
00:47:10,044 --> 00:47:12,003
And, well, it's true.
662
00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:17,138
'Cause every time he races,
the jackrabbit always wins.
663
00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,010
The whole fucking forest
has to put up
664
00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:20,663
with his shit... day in, day out.
665
00:47:20,707 --> 00:47:23,275
Fucker always wants to race
just to rub it in some more.
666
00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:26,844
So the box turtle figures,
"Why not?
667
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,802
I'll give it a try."
668
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,630
And the jackrabbit,
like, laughs.
669
00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:31,849
Like, "Okay, this'll be fun.
670
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,894
So let's fucking go."
So bang!
671
00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:34,982
Jackrabbit leaves
672
00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:36,592
the box turtle
in his fucking dust.
673
00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:38,986
I mean, he is way out in front.
674
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:40,945
Of course he is,
'cause jackrabbit always wins.
675
00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:44,905
But he wants to put on a show
and he'll make it seem close.
676
00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:48,039
So he stops, and he takes a nap.
677
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,570
He sleeps longer
than he wanted to.
678
00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:03,141
By the time he wakes up, the...
679
00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:05,056
I mean, he knows he's fucked.
680
00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:06,361
Jackrabbit...
681
00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:08,015
goes full tilt,
but it's too late.
682
00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:11,105
The box turtle crosses
the finish line first,
683
00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:13,107
and the crowd's like...
684
00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:16,241
Goes fucking wild.
685
00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:22,334
Later that night, box turtle's
having dinner with his family.
686
00:48:22,377 --> 00:48:25,946
He's telling his little
box turtles how he did it.
687
00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:28,383
"I mean, never give up. I...
688
00:48:28,427 --> 00:48:31,952
"Just keep crawling forwards,
and...
689
00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:35,129
you can overcome
just about anything."
690
00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:39,655
Door smashes in.
691
00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,181
It's the jackrabbit.
692
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,663
And he has a hammer.
693
00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:51,145
Smashes up the wife
and kids first
694
00:48:51,189 --> 00:48:54,627
so the box turtle
has to watch 'em die.
695
00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:57,543
And then it's his turn.
696
00:48:57,586 --> 00:49:00,459
Once the whole family's broken
into little pieces...
697
00:49:01,677 --> 00:49:04,419
he sits down
and eats their dinner.
698
00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:08,554
Every last bite.
699
00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:20,131
'Cause the jackrabbit
always wins.
700
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,571
Your mama told you that story?
701
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,704
So... so wait.
702
00:49:28,748 --> 00:49:30,706
So, who's the rabbit?
703
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,187
I mean, is it us or them?
704
00:49:40,151 --> 00:49:42,762
You see a pig
with a shirt on, right?
705
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:49,116
A little pig.
706
00:50:00,127 --> 00:50:02,434
Where the hell is Oliver?
707
00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:04,305
He left to get them hours ago.
708
00:50:04,349 --> 00:50:06,307
I'm sure he's fine, Ted.
709
00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:09,180
Ava DuVernay
just liked one of my posts.
710
00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:11,834
You're friends with Ava, too?
711
00:50:11,878 --> 00:50:13,401
No. Maybe.
712
00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:15,142
We met at a Time 100 dinner.
713
00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:16,752
This is the photo
that she liked.
714
00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:18,145
It's from when I was in Haiti.
715
00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:20,278
: Wait a second.
Wait. You were in Haiti?
716
00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:22,193
Remind us, what were you
doing there again?
717
00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:23,435
You were curing AIDS
in a favela.
718
00:50:23,455 --> 00:50:24,673
- AIDS.
- Isn't that...
719
00:50:24,717 --> 00:50:26,090
- Don't joke about AIDS.
- No, no, no.
720
00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:27,111
I'm not joking.
721
00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:29,765
AIDS is very, very serious,
722
00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:33,465
and thank God Martin is
single-handedly taking it on.
723
00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:37,860
Okay. First of all,
there are no favelas in Haiti.
724
00:50:37,904 --> 00:50:39,340
- That's Brazil.
- Well, I just...
725
00:50:39,384 --> 00:50:41,995
I heard that you got a girl
pregnant down there.
726
00:50:43,779 --> 00:50:45,042
I fell in love.
727
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:46,347
Hope she was pro-choice.
728
00:50:46,391 --> 00:50:47,589
Don't joke about choice,
man, please.
729
00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:49,524
What matters is that Haiti
is in the midst
730
00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:50,853
of a decades-long
humanitarian crisis,
731
00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:53,006
and it needs all the help
it can get.
732
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,529
Thank you.
733
00:50:54,573 --> 00:50:56,879
- Does it need Martin's semen?
- Okay.
734
00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:58,272
Enough, Richard.
735
00:50:58,316 --> 00:51:00,666
Guys...
we're all on the same team.
736
00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:01,797
Did you say "guys"?
737
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,190
I'm sorry. I gendered it.
738
00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:04,800
Where are they?
739
00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:06,324
Just call Oliver on the radio.
740
00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:08,088
I mean, they think he's part
of the embassy, so he's...
741
00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:09,457
Shit.
742
00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:14,071
Sergeant Dale, little help?
743
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:15,550
Please, let's keep
the voices down.
744
00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:17,750
- Why? They're in a car.
- You hired me to consult you.
745
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,380
I'm consulting you.
746
00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:22,209
What was the name
of that movie you did again?
747
00:51:22,253 --> 00:51:23,732
Tears of the Sun.
748
00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:25,801
That's... I mean, that's
actually what they called it?
749
00:51:25,821 --> 00:51:27,388
Tears of the Sun?
750
00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:28,824
Why is the sun crying?
751
00:51:30,217 --> 00:51:31,479
It came out?
752
00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:32,678
I mean, like,
in theaters and stuff?
753
00:51:32,698 --> 00:51:34,569
- Bruce Willis was in it.
- What?
754
00:51:34,613 --> 00:51:36,005
I love Bruce.
755
00:51:36,049 --> 00:51:37,790
- He's cool.
- Stop fucking talking.
756
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:39,835
- Sorry, Athena.
- Well, I'm gonna
757
00:51:39,879 --> 00:51:41,185
go take a piss.
758
00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:42,838
Who has the hand sanitizer?
759
00:51:42,882 --> 00:51:44,971
Christ, Richard, just rough it.
760
00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:46,320
Go fuck yourself, Liberty.
761
00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:48,670
Hey, watch out
for the trip wires.
762
00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,455
I know.
763
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:04,904
Fucking "rough it."
764
00:52:04,947 --> 00:52:08,168
As if you ever roughed a thing
in your fucking life.
765
00:52:16,524 --> 00:52:17,699
Hey.
766
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:19,440
Is this your pig?
767
00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:45,074
Everybody up.
768
00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:46,293
Like we practiced.
769
00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:47,492
- Motherfucker!
- Leave the rifles.
770
00:52:47,512 --> 00:52:50,036
Sidearms now. Come on, come on.
771
00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,169
Shit.
772
00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:05,704
Richard?
773
00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:08,707
Don't shush me.
774
00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:13,407
Richard?
775
00:53:13,451 --> 00:53:15,844
Easy.
776
00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:17,237
They'll hit the trips.
777
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,285
Shit.
778
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,433
Fuck!
779
00:53:41,174 --> 00:53:44,221
Stop! Stop!
780
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:48,181
Orwell!
781
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,835
What the fuck?!
782
00:53:49,878 --> 00:53:51,271
He was an innocent.
783
00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:52,881
How the hell did that
get in here?
784
00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:54,492
You almost fucking shot me.
785
00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:56,407
Well, I didn't, did I?
Because you're not...
786
00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:59,323
Hey, bitch.
787
00:54:30,223 --> 00:54:31,964
No, Snowball.
No, no, no, no.
788
00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:32,965
I didn't...
789
00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:30,457
No, no, no, no.
790
00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:42,643
You hick.
791
00:55:44,036 --> 00:55:45,777
Goddamn.
792
00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:58,137
Hey, hey, hey, it's me.
793
00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,095
Thank you for all the help.
794
00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:02,968
Fuck you. I dropped the pig.
795
00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:04,622
Come on, give me a gun.
796
00:56:05,884 --> 00:56:08,887
Do you think you could find one?
797
00:56:12,891 --> 00:56:17,461
Don, is there anything
you would like to ask her?
798
00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:18,853
What?
799
00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:22,422
You got mad that I killed
the fucker in the car
800
00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:24,511
before you could
ask him anything,
801
00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:28,428
and I thought, you know,
now's your chance.
802
00:56:33,302 --> 00:56:35,566
Why are you doing this to us?
803
00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:38,525
Because Jesus told me to.
804
00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:40,875
Well, there's your answer.
805
00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:42,094
Hey, hey.
806
00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:44,444
Come on, you can't just...
She's a woman.
807
00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:47,882
Hey, miss...
808
00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:50,276
do you think
you should be afforded mercy
809
00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:51,886
just 'cause you're a girl?
810
00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,412
No.
811
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:58,937
What the fuck
is wrong with you?!
812
00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:02,810
Don?
813
00:57:02,854 --> 00:57:04,159
Don.
814
00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:05,900
Did you get her?
815
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:09,121
Don!
816
00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:12,820
Don.
817
00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:16,171
Hey.
818
00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:17,477
Hey.
819
00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:19,000
What's going on?
820
00:57:20,045 --> 00:57:21,438
You one of them?
821
00:57:21,481 --> 00:57:23,788
What? No.
822
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,705
You drop the gun and answer her.
823
00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:31,752
I'm not dropping my gun.
824
00:57:31,796 --> 00:57:34,538
Don, what's going on?
825
00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:35,582
Answer her.
826
00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:37,584
Who is this?
827
00:57:37,628 --> 00:57:39,412
You don't have to
pretend anymore.
828
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:41,588
She's figured it out.
829
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,505
I don't know who the fuck
that is.
830
00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:47,507
- Shoot her.
- Drop the gun.
831
00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:48,943
Fucking shoot her, Don!
832
00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:50,621
They're playing you.
They're fucking with you.
833
00:57:50,641 --> 00:57:52,077
I'm on your side here.
834
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,992
Just drop the gun.
835
00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:01,303
Don?
836
00:58:01,347 --> 00:58:03,262
Is she hurt?
837
00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:05,133
Don's dead.
838
00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:09,137
'Cause of me.
839
00:58:09,181 --> 00:58:12,750
Then I guess you'd
better come and get me.
840
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,552
I heard them call you
a consultant.
841
00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:35,555
You trained these fuckers?
842
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,644
Yeah.
843
00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:41,082
How much did they pay you?
844
00:58:41,126 --> 00:58:42,910
Nothing.
845
00:58:44,477 --> 00:58:46,653
I owed her a favor.
846
00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:51,049
And where is she?
847
00:58:51,092 --> 00:58:52,572
Why?
848
00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:54,139
You won.
849
00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:57,229
Just go home.
850
00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:04,845
Because I am, like...
851
00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:13,724
And...
852
00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:16,248
I work at a car rental company.
853
00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:20,208
And there is nowhere
to put that.
854
00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:23,603
So maybe today...
855
00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:26,084
I can, like...
856
00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:40,359
So, where the fuck is she?
857
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:47,801
Okay, okay.
858
00:59:47,845 --> 00:59:49,847
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Okay, okay.
859
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,805
- Sorry.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
860
00:59:51,849 --> 00:59:53,459
Okay.
861
00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:56,244
- Three klicks northwest.
- "Three klicks northwest."
862
00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:58,203
There's a gravel road
to the manor.
863
00:59:58,246 --> 00:59:59,552
"Road to the manor."
864
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,250
You have no idea
what you're up against.
865
01:00:02,294 --> 01:00:04,078
She's...
866
01:00:04,122 --> 01:00:06,820
She's been training
for eight months.
867
01:00:06,864 --> 01:00:09,170
She's gonna rip you into pieces.
868
01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:10,607
We'll see.
869
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:13,348
You... you were in the service?
870
01:00:13,392 --> 01:00:15,786
Yes.
871
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,398
Afghanistan.
872
01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:20,617
Were you?
873
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:21,705
National Guard.
874
01:00:24,795 --> 01:00:26,753
So you were never in the shit.
875
01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:30,627
I'm in it now.
876
01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:33,325
That's a nice way
of looking at it.
877
01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:36,676
Hey.
878
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,983
Thank you for your service.
879
01:00:52,518 --> 01:00:54,302
Hello, Paul.
880
01:00:54,346 --> 01:00:55,826
Hey. Athena, hi.
881
01:00:55,869 --> 01:00:58,698
What are you doing in my office?
882
01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,918
Take a seat.
883
01:01:04,312 --> 01:01:05,531
Hello, Nicole.
884
01:01:05,574 --> 01:01:07,359
Athena.
885
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,797
Have a seat.
886
01:01:15,715 --> 01:01:17,151
So, you're aware
Martin's account
887
01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,849
got hacked last week, right?
888
01:01:18,892 --> 01:01:21,808
I'm the CEO, Paul.
I hear everything.
889
01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:24,855
And Martin's one of
my closest friends.
890
01:01:24,898 --> 01:01:27,988
So you know how embarrassing
it was for him.
891
01:01:28,032 --> 01:01:31,426
All the,
extramarital communiqués.
892
01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:34,386
I call it sending
his wife's oncologist
893
01:01:34,429 --> 01:01:35,822
pictures of his cock.
894
01:01:35,866 --> 01:01:37,868
I mean, there are more than
just the cock pics.
895
01:01:37,911 --> 01:01:39,826
There were texts and e-mails,
896
01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:41,959
and he said some
extraordinarily critical things
897
01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:43,177
about the president.
898
01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:44,526
Well,
899
01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:46,311
last I heard,
free speech still exists.
900
01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:49,227
Don't do that. Don't
First Amendment me, please.
901
01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:52,186
It's not a country.
It's a business.
902
01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:54,754
A business,
and there are optics.
903
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,234
You fired Martin?
904
01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:58,584
No, he realized he had to
take one for the team.
905
01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,586
- The team?
- Yeah, the team.
906
01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:01,979
We have a team, our team.
907
01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:03,632
What's in the file, Nicole?
908
01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:05,896
Just a sec.
909
01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:08,202
Do you recall
a text thread you had
910
01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:10,639
with Martin, Peter, Richard
and Liberty, amongst others,
911
01:02:10,683 --> 01:02:12,554
December 17 at 10:00
in the morning?
912
01:02:12,598 --> 01:02:16,428
I don't recall a text thread I
had last fucking Tuesday, Paul.
913
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,737
Go... go ahead, Nicole.
914
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,785
"Did anyone see
915
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,874
what our ratfucker-in-chief
just did?"
916
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:31,443
"Yes. Day equals ruined."
917
01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:33,140
"Infuriating."
918
01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:35,534
"At least the hunt's coming up.
919
01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:37,797
"Nothing better than
going out to The Manor
920
01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:40,234
and slaughtering
a dozen deplorables."
921
01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:43,934
"We promised not to
talk about The Manor on text."
922
01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:46,066
"Viva El Manor."
923
01:02:46,110 --> 01:02:49,156
"Deleting this thread."
924
01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,900
I get it.
925
01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:56,033
Are you aware
there's an active group
926
01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:58,557
of people out there who believe
this is a real thing?
927
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,212
Believe what's a real thing?
928
01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:04,476
That you're hunting
human beings for sport.
929
01:03:10,003 --> 01:03:12,136
Yeah, not funny.
930
01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:15,661
Yeah?
931
01:03:18,403 --> 01:03:19,578
What?
932
01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:21,623
Yeah, conspiracy websites
are all over it.
933
01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,427
They're going bananas.
They're going berserk.
934
01:03:23,451 --> 01:03:26,280
Reddit. I mean, I don't know
the names of them all.
935
01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:28,630
But, anyway, somebody pulled
a property-tax record
936
01:03:28,674 --> 01:03:31,242
for the manor that you bought
in Vermont.
937
01:03:31,285 --> 01:03:35,724
"Manor"? No, I don't own
a fucking manor in Vermont.
938
01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:37,509
It's a three-bedroom house.
939
01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:40,294
Jesus, I can't believe
you used that word.
940
01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:41,513
"Manor"?
941
01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:42,557
No.
942
01:03:42,601 --> 01:03:43,776
"Deplorables."
943
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:46,083
It's... charged.
944
01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:48,128
Well, I initially typed
"fucking rednecks,"
945
01:03:48,172 --> 01:03:50,130
but then I decided
that wasn't specific...
946
01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:51,871
- Hey, come on.
- What?
947
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:54,047
What would you prefer
I call them, Paul?
948
01:03:54,091 --> 01:03:57,050
- "Gun-clutching homophobes"?
- Hey, hey, stop, please.
949
01:03:57,094 --> 01:03:59,487
- "Academically challenged racists"?
- Hey, hey.
950
01:03:59,531 --> 01:04:01,011
What about
"tooth-deprived bigots"?
951
01:04:01,054 --> 01:04:02,969
We have our best team
at reputation management
952
01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:05,406
flooding...
flooding the search engines
953
01:04:05,450 --> 01:04:07,495
in the hopes this thing
doesn't go mainstream.
954
01:04:07,539 --> 01:04:09,454
But even if by some miracle
it doesn't...
955
01:04:09,497 --> 01:04:11,499
and I really don't
see that happening...
956
01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:13,110
Martin did what he had to.
957
01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:15,460
Richard did what he had to.
He's out at BlueWest.
958
01:04:15,503 --> 01:04:18,898
Julius and Miranda had to step
down from their foundation.
959
01:04:18,942 --> 01:04:20,769
Liberty exited her fund.
960
01:04:20,813 --> 01:04:22,684
I'm sorry.
961
01:04:22,728 --> 01:04:25,035
You got to go.
962
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,865
Paul...
963
01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:31,693
it was just a joke.
964
01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:33,870
One joke.
965
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,872
- Wasn't funny.
- It wasn't real.
966
01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:38,265
I mean, I wish
this didn't happen.
967
01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:42,922
I really do, but this...
968
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,753
idea is out there,
and these people believe it,
969
01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:49,929
and they're not going away.
970
01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,415
What people?
971
01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:58,982
Sorry?
972
01:04:59,025 --> 01:05:05,989
What people believe I'm hunting
human beings at my manor?
973
01:05:06,032 --> 01:05:09,470
What fucking people?!
974
01:05:10,689 --> 01:05:12,821
Okay, this is gary4USA.
975
01:05:12,865 --> 01:05:14,214
He's got a podcast
976
01:05:14,258 --> 01:05:15,737
called The Confederate Files.
977
01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:17,957
He's a P score 8.5.
978
01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:20,220
What does that "P"
stand for again?
979
01:05:20,264 --> 01:05:21,918
"Piece of shit."
I vote in.
980
01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:23,049
- In.
- Yeah, in.
981
01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:24,921
In? Another in. Okay.
982
01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:26,183
Gross.
983
01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:27,599
BigGameShane.
Trigger warning. I'm sorry.
984
01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:29,229
I think the pic
speaks for itself.
985
01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:30,665
- In.
- He's an 8.8.
986
01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:31,971
In.
987
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,387
Guys, we can't
include everybody, okay?
988
01:05:33,407 --> 01:05:35,932
Thousands of people posted
about Manorgate, so...
989
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:37,716
Christ. It's a "gate" now?
990
01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:40,066
Well, they ruined water
and pizza. Why not manors?
991
01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:41,439
Listen, I want to slaughter
all of them
992
01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:42,483
just like
everybody else here, okay,
993
01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:43,783
but our military consultant says
994
01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:45,202
we got to cap it out at 12.
995
01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:47,421
- Why?
- It's our first time.
996
01:05:47,465 --> 01:05:49,423
- Safety reasons, okay?
- Heavens.
997
01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:50,903
God forbid somebody gets hurt.
998
01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,123
Is that a kimono?
That's appropriation, Richard.
999
01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:54,559
Hey, where are Liberty and Ted?
1000
01:05:54,602 --> 01:05:56,213
- In therapy.
- Jesus. Again?
1001
01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:57,605
They lost everything, Richard.
1002
01:05:57,649 --> 01:05:59,457
They lost their jobs
and their reputations.
1003
01:05:59,477 --> 01:06:01,218
Yeah, so did I, Miranda.
1004
01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:03,002
But I'm dealing with it
with, you know,
1005
01:06:03,046 --> 01:06:04,743
drugs and alcohol,
like a normal person.
1006
01:06:04,786 --> 01:06:07,093
Excuse me, did anyone else here
get reassigned to Croatia?
1007
01:06:07,137 --> 01:06:08,573
No? No? Because I did.
1008
01:06:08,616 --> 01:06:09,966
That was a blessing in disguise.
1009
01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,686
We're gonna build
that gas station for pennies.
1010
01:06:11,706 --> 01:06:12,687
There's no extradition...
1011
01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:14,231
Next slide.
1012
01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:19,410
- No, no.
- Jesus, Oliver, I don't think...
1013
01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:21,087
Listen. Listen, listen,
listen, listen, if we don't
1014
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:22,567
have at least one
person of color in this,
1015
01:06:22,587 --> 01:06:24,241
it is going to be problematic.
1016
01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:26,092
I'm playing an Arab refugee.
I'm from Connecticut.
1017
01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,548
Isn't that a little problematic?
1018
01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:29,463
- That was your idea.
- It was your idea.
1019
01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:31,117
It was weird when you said it.
1020
01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:34,468
Because we need to lean in
to the stereotype...
1021
01:06:34,512 --> 01:06:36,601
- Correct.
- ...to let them just expose their biases.
1022
01:06:36,644 --> 01:06:38,104
Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em
as soon as
1023
01:06:38,124 --> 01:06:39,366
- they grab their guns.
- Then they're not gonna
1024
01:06:39,386 --> 01:06:40,628
know why we're
killing them, okay?
1025
01:06:40,648 --> 01:06:42,408
- Next slide.
- We have the opportunity to...
1026
01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:46,132
Okay. Justice4Yall.
1027
01:06:46,176 --> 01:06:47,655
She's a 6.5.
1028
01:06:47,699 --> 01:06:49,570
This is what she says.
1029
01:06:49,614 --> 01:06:51,311
"Fuck this bitch.
1030
01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:54,706
Athena Stone murders
innocent men and..."
1031
01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:56,751
I don't need to hear more.
1032
01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:04,542
That's our Snowball.
1033
01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:18,469
Put your gun in the mailbox.
1034
01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:22,473
Why the fuck would I do that?
1035
01:07:22,516 --> 01:07:25,171
There's a shaped
C-4 charge underneath the gate.
1036
01:07:27,086 --> 01:07:29,741
I could blow you up right now.
1037
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:32,048
But where's the fun in that?
1038
01:07:32,918 --> 01:07:34,180
No guns.
1039
01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:37,227
Put it in the mailbox. Now.
1040
01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:25,465
It's amazing to me.
1041
01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:27,989
People go their entire lives
without realizing
1042
01:09:28,033 --> 01:09:30,514
the most simple, obvious truth.
1043
01:09:31,689 --> 01:09:35,867
The only way to properly
slice tomatoes
1044
01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:38,348
is with a bread knife.
1045
01:09:41,307 --> 01:09:43,875
Did you kill Don?
1046
01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:48,184
Because I convinced you
he was one of us.
1047
01:09:48,227 --> 01:09:49,924
Was he?
1048
01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:52,013
Maybe.
1049
01:09:52,057 --> 01:09:54,320
Maybe not.
1050
01:09:56,627 --> 01:09:58,498
Who am I?
1051
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:04,243
Who am I?
1052
01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:07,594
Lady, I don't know who you are.
1053
01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:09,640
I just know that you're crazy.
1054
01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,076
I am crazy.
1055
01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:12,686
But I know I'm crazy.
1056
01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:16,037
And if you know you're crazy,
then you're not crazy.
1057
01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:19,867
So that just makes me
really, really mad.
1058
01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:21,260
Okay.
1059
01:10:21,304 --> 01:10:24,089
So, who am I?
1060
01:10:24,132 --> 01:10:27,701
Crystal May Creasey.
1061
01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:31,531
Born in Mississippi,
Whites Crossing.
1062
01:10:31,575 --> 01:10:32,445
Fitting.
1063
01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:34,055
Dropped out of school at 12,
1064
01:10:34,099 --> 01:10:36,667
right around the time your
daddy was killed by the police
1065
01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:38,538
when they raided
the methamphetamine lab.
1066
01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:41,019
Your mother joined him
soon after that... overdose.
1067
01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:45,806
Probably the last batch
of Daddy's stuff.
1068
01:10:45,850 --> 01:10:47,939
Romantic.
1069
01:10:50,594 --> 01:10:55,599
You know, most people think
that you should use cheddar
1070
01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:59,994
in a grilled cheese,
but I use Gruyère.
1071
01:11:01,431 --> 01:11:04,825
Nothing else has
that kind of melt.
1072
01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:06,958
After your mom died, you bounced
1073
01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:08,568
from part-time job
to part-time job,
1074
01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:10,309
to welfare and back.
1075
01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:12,877
More times than I could count,
honestly.
1076
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:17,229
The only consistency was your
inability to stay employed.
1077
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,839
Which is fine.
1078
01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:22,278
I mean, this country belongs
to the uneducated and ignorant
1079
01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:24,410
as much as it belongs to me.
1080
01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:27,370
You fail, we pay.
1081
01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:30,068
Eventually,
a cow falls on your head
1082
01:11:30,111 --> 01:11:32,549
or you blow your brains out
in a parking lot
1083
01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:34,551
because you finally realize
1084
01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:37,945
what a waste
your life truly was.
1085
01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:39,773
But not you, Crystal.
1086
01:11:39,817 --> 01:11:42,123
You decided to go
on the Internet
1087
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:44,300
and run your stupid mouth.
1088
01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:48,695
13 months ago, you posted this
on a message board
1089
01:11:48,739 --> 01:11:51,872
under the screen name
Justice4Yall.
1090
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,832
I want to make sure I...
I get it exactly right.
1091
01:11:57,835 --> 01:12:00,185
"Fuck this bitch.
1092
01:12:00,228 --> 01:12:04,450
"Athena Stone murders innocent
men and women for sport.
1093
01:12:04,494 --> 01:12:08,106
The evidence is all there."
1094
01:12:08,149 --> 01:12:12,328
T-H-E-I-R.
1095
01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:14,547
"Her manor, her travel records.
1096
01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:17,245
"And in case
you were still on the fence,
1097
01:12:17,289 --> 01:12:22,163
she fucking admitted to it
in a text message."
1098
01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:25,906
"Admitted" was all caps.
1099
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,389
That's all you have
to say for yourself?
1100
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:35,481
Everybody you kidnapped
and killed,
1101
01:12:35,525 --> 01:12:38,049
that's 'cause they busted you
and your friends
1102
01:12:38,092 --> 01:12:39,659
and put it on the Internet?
1103
01:12:39,703 --> 01:12:41,182
No one busted us.
1104
01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:42,488
We were joking.
1105
01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:44,272
But you ignorami
took it literally.
1106
01:12:44,316 --> 01:12:48,842
You actually believed we were
hunting human beings for sport.
1107
01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:51,367
- But you are.
- What?
1108
01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:53,064
Hunting human beings for sport.
1109
01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:54,500
- No.
- Yeah.
1110
01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,807
It wasn't true.
1111
01:12:59,244 --> 01:13:00,680
This is your manor, isn't it?
1112
01:13:00,724 --> 01:13:03,291
It's not a fucking manor.
1113
01:13:03,335 --> 01:13:05,816
It's a house I rented
in Croatia and had decorated.
1114
01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:07,121
Okay, right, but it's yours,
1115
01:13:07,165 --> 01:13:10,211
and you're hunting people,
so it's...
1116
01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:11,909
I mean, it's true.
1117
01:13:11,952 --> 01:13:13,127
Now.
1118
01:13:13,171 --> 01:13:17,436
Now it's true
because you made it true.
1119
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,395
You people,
you take anything you want,
1120
01:13:19,438 --> 01:13:21,527
and you twist it around
until it fits
1121
01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:24,791
into your backwards
fucking worldview.
1122
01:13:24,835 --> 01:13:29,187
You wanted it to be true,
so you decided it was.
1123
01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,757
This was your idea.
1124
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:38,152
Well...
1125
01:13:38,196 --> 01:13:40,154
not my idea.
1126
01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:41,939
I did not want to mess up
1127
01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:46,247
your big grilled-cheese speech,
but...
1128
01:13:46,291 --> 01:13:49,120
you done fucked up, lady.
1129
01:13:51,122 --> 01:13:54,604
See, you got the wrong Crystal.
1130
01:13:54,647 --> 01:13:58,129
There's another
Crystal May Creasey back home.
1131
01:13:59,478 --> 01:14:02,002
But she spells "May"
with an "E."
1132
01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:06,529
Hey, I get her mail sometimes.
1133
01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:08,922
And my dad's an asshole,
1134
01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:12,926
but I don't think
he ever did drugs.
1135
01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:14,972
And my mom...
1136
01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:20,717
she's alive, too.
1137
01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:24,938
Can we call her?
1138
01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,549
- Let's call her right now.
- No.
1139
01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:27,854
- Give me the phone.
- No way.
1140
01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:29,270
- I'll call her up.
- Do I look fucking stupid?
1141
01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,098
Fine. I'll give you her number,
and you can call.
1142
01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:33,730
- That's not gonna happen.
- Yeah.
1143
01:14:33,773 --> 01:14:36,602
You don't really care
about the truth, do you?
1144
01:14:36,646 --> 01:14:37,995
Of course I do.
1145
01:14:38,038 --> 01:14:41,825
The only difference
is I'm right.
1146
01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,742
Hey, maybe.
1147
01:14:47,178 --> 01:14:48,658
Maybe not.
1148
01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:52,662
Now, do I have to keep
listening to Beethoven,
1149
01:14:52,705 --> 01:14:54,664
or can we fucking
get on with it?
1150
01:15:25,390 --> 01:15:27,131
That was good.
1151
01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:05,778
No!
1152
01:16:20,227 --> 01:16:21,446
Hey, Crystal.
1153
01:16:24,188 --> 01:16:26,625
Fuck!
1154
01:16:28,496 --> 01:16:30,194
You need a gun now, bitch?!
1155
01:16:30,237 --> 01:16:32,283
That's fucking cheating!
1156
01:17:01,225 --> 01:17:02,922
Fuck you!
1157
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:05,028
- One second.
- Yeah.
1158
01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:30,444
No more glass!
1159
01:19:23,715 --> 01:19:25,108
I got you.
1160
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,444
Okay.
1161
01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:11,937
Hey.
1162
01:20:11,981 --> 01:20:14,374
I got you, too.
1163
01:20:16,507 --> 01:20:19,336
Hey, can I ask you a question?
1164
01:20:25,168 --> 01:20:27,648
Why did you call me Snowball?
1165
01:20:28,911 --> 01:20:30,956
It's a reference.
1166
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,177
To George Orwell's Animal Farm.
1167
01:20:35,656 --> 01:20:37,615
He's a pig.
1168
01:20:37,658 --> 01:20:41,837
Yeah, but why am I Snowball?
1169
01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:46,363
Snowball is an idealist.
1170
01:20:46,406 --> 01:20:50,149
He... he wants to make
the world a better place.
1171
01:20:50,193 --> 01:20:54,588
That's why the other pigs
make up lies about him,
1172
01:20:54,632 --> 01:20:56,634
turn him into the enemy.
1173
01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:02,205
I think you should be Snowball.
1174
01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:06,035
You read Animal Farm?
1175
01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:09,212
Yes, ma'am, I did.
1176
01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:14,739
Can I...
1177
01:21:14,782 --> 01:21:17,176
ask you a question?
1178
01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:22,138
Are you Justice4Yall?
1179
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:26,011
Come on.
1180
01:21:26,055 --> 01:21:27,926
We're both dead.
1181
01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:29,928
Just tell me.
1182
01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:33,149
I got the right Crystal,
didn't I?
1183
01:21:34,977 --> 01:21:38,415
No, ma'am, you did not.
1184
01:21:45,335 --> 01:21:47,163
Whoops.
1185
01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:37,664
Hey there.
1186
01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:39,144
Shit.
1187
01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:41,277
The...
1188
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:44,454
assholes you work for
tried to kill me,
1189
01:23:44,497 --> 01:23:47,805
so I killed them instead.
1190
01:23:47,848 --> 01:23:49,546
Now I want to go home.
1191
01:23:51,896 --> 01:23:53,680
That gonna be a problem?
1192
01:23:53,724 --> 01:23:55,552
Certainly not, ma'am.
1193
01:23:55,595 --> 01:23:56,944
No.
1194
01:23:56,988 --> 01:23:59,512
May I...
may I pour that for you?
1195
01:23:59,556 --> 01:24:01,079
Yeah.
1196
01:24:11,176 --> 01:24:13,831
How about a snack?
We have fantastic caviar.
1197
01:24:13,874 --> 01:24:15,920
- It's osetra...
- Yeah.
1198
01:24:15,963 --> 01:24:17,356
You got it.
1199
01:24:25,930 --> 01:24:27,366
You ever had caviar?
1200
01:24:27,410 --> 01:24:31,109
No, I don't... I don't think
I'm really allowed to.
1201
01:24:31,153 --> 01:24:33,590
Well, you are now.
Have a seat.
1202
01:24:35,940 --> 01:24:38,334
Dig in.
1203
01:24:46,864 --> 01:24:48,866
How is it?
1204
01:24:53,175 --> 01:24:55,829
It's fucking great.
80755
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