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Hey, what's up, little man?
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Oh, hi, Mr. Calvin.
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Me and my dad are about
to do some hoops.
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I think you mean "shoot some hoops."
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No, he doesn't.
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Tryouts for the Walcott Academy
Hula-Hoop squad are next week,
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and Grover's got to
get his game hips on.
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- Hula-Hoop tryouts?
- Mm-hmm.
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Don't you just show up
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and any kid who has asthma is in?
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Actually, it is very competitive.
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It's the second most
popular sport at school,
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after Mathletics.
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And that one's for nerds.
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So, are you telling me that no one
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at this little hippie school
of yours plays real sports?
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How do you tell the cool
kids from the losers?
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Oh, Caleb's definitely cool.
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He can Hula-Hoop around his neck.
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And his dad won't let anyone forget it.
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Okay, listen to me, Dave.
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Look, the youth basketball team I coach
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is starting a new season.
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Do Grover a favor... let him join us.
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Like, right now.
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I don't know. You know,
Grover's never played
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organized sports before.
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Come on, Dave, it'll be good for him.
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Like... look, I don't like to brag,
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but I'm the best coach in town.
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Maybe in all of California.
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I guess it would be good for Grover
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to learn about winning and losing.
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Not on my team.
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No, we've gone undefeated
the last two seasons.
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He's gonna have to learn
that losing part from you.
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All right, what do you say, bud?
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You want to join Mr.
Calvin's basketball team?
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Sure. Sounds fun.
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Great. Practice starts
tomorrow, but for now,
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why don't you show me what you got.
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- All right, now, come on, buddy.
- All right.
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Show him those Johnson skills.
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Come on. All right.
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You know what, uh, let's
try it with this one.
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Hey, Mom..
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Hey. How was basketball practice?
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It was great! Coach Calvin made me
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the most important position on the team.
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Really? That's incredible.
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What are you, the point guard?
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Better.
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The equipment manager!
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What? You can't be the
equipment manager.
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That's the job they give the kids who...
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Who care the most about the team.
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It's so cool.
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I'm in charge of the
basketballs and towels,
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and no one gets Gatorade
without going through me.
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Mm.
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Yeah, he might not need
to wear a cup, but...
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he sure can fill one.
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I'm gonna go practice
handing out orange slices.
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If only Caleb could see me now.
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Yeah, you go get 'em, son!
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Kid's got a heart of a champion.
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No, what the kid has got is
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the most embarrassing job on the team.
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Ugh! Being the equipment
manager is like being
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the tree in the school play.
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Hey, I was the tree in the school play.
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Don't throw shade until
you've provided it.
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Oh, God.
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Seriously, how could you
let Calvin do that to him?
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Oh, well, Gemma...
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he was awful.
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I mean, he couldn't
shoot, he couldn't pass,
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and when he jumped, I
don't know, somehow...
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he got lower.
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How is that even possible?
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No one knows.
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Aw, how about this one?
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Your old hall monitor vest.
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Keep or trash it?
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Uh, trash. I don't want
to be one of those guys
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that's stuck in his glory days.
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Whoa, what is going on in here?
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Looks like somebody turned a
nerd upside down and shook him.
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No, we're just clearing out a
few of Marty's old things.
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Your father was complaining
about my stuff
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crowding his side of the closet.
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Oh, so you're moving
some of your stuff here?
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No, his.
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And if he complains again,
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he's getting moved here, too.
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Hey, check it out... my
old snake terrarium.
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Oh, yeah, I remember Slinky.
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You thought you would look
cool showing up at parties
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with a snake around your neck.
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Well, I would have if he hadn't escaped.
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Or if you were ever invited to a party.
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Malcolm, stop being so
mean to your brother.
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- Yeah, thanks, Mom.
- Now, get your old,
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stupid childhood crap out of here.
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Out of here.
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I don't blame Slinky for running away.
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I would take off, too, if my owner was
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an "Official Klingon Ambassador."
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Well, actually...
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Slinky didn't exactly run away.
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What?
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Ooh, I hated that thing.
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It freaked the hell out of me.
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So, one day, you boys were in school,
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and I put it in a bag and
drove it to the woods.
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You let it go?
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Yeah, let's go with that.
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I can't believe Marty never found out.
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And he never will, right?
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Hey, well, don't worry,
I did not hear a thing.
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Yeah.
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But I did!
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Calvin.
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Oh. Hey, Gemma.
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Equipment manager?
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You made my son the equipment manager?
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Hey.
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It's the most important
person on the team...
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who's not technically on the team.
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Calvin, I played varsity lacrosse,
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and we all know what happens
to equipment managers.
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They get teased and shoved into lockers.
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At least that's what we did to ours.
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Yeah, those were the
good old days, right?
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I stuffed more geeks into
lockers than I did books.
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Calvin, being on a team
made me resilient.
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It toughened me up.
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And that's what I want for Grover.
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But...
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he's the worst player I've ever coached.
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And I coached Marty.
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It was one practice.
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I'm sure he'll get better.
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Besides, I thought you told Dave
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you were the best coach in the world.
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I never said that.
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I'm not an egomaniac.
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I said California.
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Look, it was your idea
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to put him on the team in
the first place, so...
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put him on the team.
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Unless you want to be
stuffed into a locker.
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Wow.
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For a tiny little white
girl, she's kind of scary.
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I can't believe it.
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You murdered Slinky.
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Well, it was self-defense.
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As soon as he saw my snakeskin boots,
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I knew he was coming for me.
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Yeah, hey, look, come on, Marty.
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It's been almost 15 years, man.
Let it go.
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Well, it's easy for you to say.
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You're not the one who
loved him, cared for him,
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took him outside for
his nightly slithers.
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Okay, Marty,
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I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
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gotten rid of your pet like that.
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What can I do to make it up to you?
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Well, that depends.
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What else have you lied to me about?
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Did my old Space Camp
buddy Winston Chang
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really move back to China,
or did you kill him, too?
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Okay, Marty, come on.
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Let me do something to
make you feel better.
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Like what?
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Anything. Just name it.
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Well, I-I do love your
seafood jambalaya.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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I mean, with all the
shopping and the prep,
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that's gonna take all day.
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Yeah, you're right. It
does take a lot of time.
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Yeah. Although death is forever.
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Okay. Fine. I'll go to
the market right now.
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Well, hey, Ma, since you out there...
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I didn't kill your pet.
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Oh, man, I'm really surprised
how upset you are.
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I didn't realize how much
you loved that snake.
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Well, actually...
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I hated that damn thing!
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What?
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Well, it was terrifying.
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Like a giant piece of
spaghetti with teeth.
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All right, well,
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then why are you giving
Mama such a hard time?
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I'll tell you why... to teach
her a lesson in honesty.
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By lying to her?
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Well, I-I wouldn't call it lying.
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Okay, then what would you call it?
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Well, I...
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Oh, give me a break, Malcolm.
I'm in mourning.
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What?
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Okay, Grover, you ever heard the phrase
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- "he got game"?
- Sure.
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Well, you ain't got none.
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But I promised your mom I'd
turn you into a player,
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and that's what I'm gonna do.
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But I can't dribble, I
can't shoot, I can't pass.
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Don't forget you suck
at rebounding, too.
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I know. If I have to play,
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I'm just gonna go out there
and embarrass myself.
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Oh, oh, oh, don't worry.
Look, I got a plan.
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You remember when Jorge tried to get
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the extra orange slice at practice
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and you slapped his hand away?
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Not on my watch.
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That's why I'm gonna
make you the enforcer.
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The enforcer?
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That kind of sounds like a superhero.
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It is.
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But instead of saving people, your job
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is to elbow them,
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foul and scare the crap
out of other kids.
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Am I allowed to do that?
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Up to six times a game.
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Okay, so here.
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Pretend I'm on the other team
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and we're fighting for a rebound.
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Show me what you got.
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Come on.
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And your mom said I wasn't a good coach.
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Oh, look at Grover out there.
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He looks so grown-up in his uniform.
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Mommy loves you, snuggle bug!
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Mommy!
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I'm so nervous for him.
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It feels like opening
night at the school play.
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My leaves were shaking so bad,
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they had to add a line
about the gusty wind.
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Come on, bring it in.
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All right, guys.
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We're gonna go out there,
we're gonna play hard,
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we're gonna have fun,
but most importantly,
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show good sportsmanship.
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- Go Lions!
- Roar!
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Let's get it.
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Whoa, whoa, hey, Grover.
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All that good sportsmanship
stuff doesn't apply to you.
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Got it.
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Hey-hey, and, uh, here's
your mouth guard.
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Safety first.
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Yours, not theirs.
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Thanks, Coach Calvin.
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Oh, my God, Grover's starting.
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That's my son! Number 12!
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That's my snuggly son!
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Wow, yesterday Grover was the water boy.
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Today he's in the starting five.
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I mean, at this rate,
tomorrow he's gonna be...
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Foul, number 12!
261
00:11:58,304 --> 00:12:00,263
In jail.
262
00:12:10,526 --> 00:12:12,759
- Dude.
- Yo, what's up, man?
263
00:12:13,117 --> 00:12:16,486
Don't tell me you guilted
Mom into baking you a pie?
264
00:12:16,699 --> 00:12:18,155
I sure did.
265
00:12:18,258 --> 00:12:20,992
Revenge is a dish best served à la mode.
266
00:12:22,535 --> 00:12:25,538
Okay, Marty, I'm off to
clean your apartment.
267
00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:27,831
Thanks, Mama.
268
00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:30,710
Now, you sure you're
okay doing this for me?
269
00:12:30,735 --> 00:12:32,920
Oh, anything for my baby.
270
00:12:32,945 --> 00:12:35,280
Great. Make sure you use the pine scent,
271
00:12:35,305 --> 00:12:37,175
because the lemon tickles my nose.
272
00:12:38,345 --> 00:12:40,760
Okay, let me see if I have any.
273
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,263
I should've took his ass to the woods.
274
00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:47,394
You know what? That's it, man.
275
00:12:47,419 --> 00:12:48,558
You're taking this too far.
276
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:49,784
I'm telling Mama the truth.
277
00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:52,203
Well, would a piece of this
delicious blueberry pie
278
00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:53,306
change your mind?
279
00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:55,782
Do you seriously think you
can buy me off with pie?
280
00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:58,029
What about tickets to the Lakers game?
281
00:13:00,636 --> 00:13:02,825
Mama got you Laker tickets?
282
00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:07,288
Not yet, but if I can figure
out how to make myself cry,
283
00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:11,167
it'll be Jack Nicholson,
you, and me on the floor.
284
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,644
Okay, I'm off.
285
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:16,673
- Here come the tears.
- Aah!
286
00:13:16,698 --> 00:13:20,300
Oh, oh...
287
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,441
Oh, I know.
288
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,724
It's okay, baby bro.
289
00:13:26,811 --> 00:13:28,712
Slinky's in heaven now.
290
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,940
What the hell is going on out there?
291
00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:35,608
Grover's out of control.
292
00:13:36,007 --> 00:13:37,485
Okay, uh...
293
00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:39,564
so we got off to a
pretty aggressive start,
294
00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:41,490
but I think he's beginning to calm down.
295
00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,700
I mean, he hasn't fouled
anybody in almost two minutes.
296
00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:46,869
Dave, it's a time-out.
297
00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:51,415
Okay. Come on!
298
00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:55,064
Look, maybe Calvin called the time-out
299
00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:57,071
to tell Grover to keep
his elbows to himself.
300
00:13:58,544 --> 00:14:00,382
Foul, number 12!
301
00:14:03,262 --> 00:14:04,863
That's it. I'm talking to Calvin.
302
00:14:04,888 --> 00:14:06,306
Okay, I'm coming, too.
303
00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:08,723
Even the parents on our team
look like they want to kill us.
304
00:14:09,923 --> 00:14:11,356
Come on, ref!
305
00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:12,869
That kid traveled so much,
306
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,565
it's like he's going to see his
real daddy for the weekend.
307
00:14:19,156 --> 00:14:20,256
Calvin?
308
00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,684
What the hell? Grover's
acting like an animal!
309
00:14:22,798 --> 00:14:24,232
I know, right?
310
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:28,781
Forget California, I may be
the best coach in the world.
311
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,345
I asked you to teach him
how to play basketball,
312
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:33,784
not turn him into a goon.
313
00:14:33,809 --> 00:14:36,556
Hey, you told me to toughen him up.
314
00:14:36,581 --> 00:14:38,182
Plus, we're winning.
315
00:14:38,207 --> 00:14:41,165
He might not even have to
use his last two fouls.
316
00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:44,967
Foul, number 12!
317
00:14:47,118 --> 00:14:48,763
Okay, one foul.
318
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,860
So you're not gonna do
anything about this?
319
00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:55,520
No. Not in the middle of a game.
320
00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:57,398
Fine. Then I will.
321
00:15:00,273 --> 00:15:01,525
Hey!
322
00:15:03,151 --> 00:15:04,991
Oh, God, this is my mom
at the school play
323
00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:06,574
all over again.
324
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:09,360
You want to teach my
kid how to play dirty?
325
00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:12,580
Good luck doing it without this.
326
00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:24,924
She does know we have a whole
rack of balls right here, right?
327
00:15:29,123 --> 00:15:30,691
This pie is delicious.
328
00:15:30,716 --> 00:15:31,719
Yeah, I know.
329
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:33,624
I always thought the secret
ingredient was love.
330
00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:36,338
Turns out, it's guilt.
331
00:15:37,775 --> 00:15:38,807
Hey, boys.
332
00:15:38,832 --> 00:15:40,009
- Hey.
- Hey, Mama.
333
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:41,083
What's that?
334
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,542
A gift for you. I think I finally
335
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,401
figured out something that will make up
336
00:15:45,426 --> 00:15:46,830
for what I did to you.
337
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,502
Oh, Mom, you shouldn't have.
338
00:15:48,527 --> 00:15:49,972
Although, given your savage betrayal,
339
00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:51,493
you probably should have.
340
00:15:52,499 --> 00:15:53,749
All right, well,
341
00:15:53,774 --> 00:15:55,141
open it, baby.
342
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,682
Okay, well, whatever it is,
343
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:57,948
hopefully it'll make me forget
344
00:15:57,973 --> 00:16:01,044
the memory of my precious... snake!
345
00:16:03,173 --> 00:16:07,777
Yeah. See, I realized
that there's no amount
346
00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:10,674
of cooking and cleaning that
could replace your snake.
347
00:16:10,806 --> 00:16:14,849
But maybe one that's twice as big could.
348
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:17,540
- Ooh-ooh!
- Ah!
349
00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:19,867
Aw! Do you love it?
350
00:16:19,892 --> 00:16:21,418
I know I do.
351
00:16:21,443 --> 00:16:22,707
Ooh.
352
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,910
Here, come on, let me put
him around your neck.
353
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:29,990
Oh, look at him. Oh, look at that, aw...
354
00:16:31,096 --> 00:16:32,827
He's so cute.
355
00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:35,662
Look at him, Mama.
356
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,332
He's so happy, he's about to cry.
357
00:16:40,013 --> 00:16:41,947
He gonna die.
358
00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:44,268
Get it off.
359
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,691
What, wha-what'd you say, baby?
I can't hear you.
360
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:48,394
Get the snake... get it... get it off.
361
00:16:48,419 --> 00:16:51,566
Get it off? Like, take it
off of your neck? Oh, okay.
362
00:16:51,591 --> 00:16:53,788
Let me hold... You want
me to hold him? Okay.
363
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,988
And that's what you get for
messing with your mama!
364
00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:02,731
You better ask somebody!
365
00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:06,931
So you knew, huh?
366
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,641
Hell yeah, I knew!
367
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,788
I heard you two talking
when I was in the kitchen.
368
00:17:11,926 --> 00:17:13,738
Um, how much did you hear?
369
00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:16,871
- Mmm, about this much!
- Aah!
370
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,540
Selling out your own
mother for a Laker ticket?
371
00:17:20,565 --> 00:17:23,252
You're an even bigger
snake than this one!
372
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:26,220
Uh-oh, where'd it go?
373
00:17:28,555 --> 00:17:30,300
Aw, hell no!
374
00:17:30,519 --> 00:17:32,761
- I'm moving! I'm moving!
- Go!
375
00:17:36,659 --> 00:17:40,066
Mom, Mom, you should've seen it!
I made the game-winning play!
376
00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:41,854
You scored a basket?
377
00:17:42,006 --> 00:17:45,629
No, I would have had to
touch the ball to do that.
378
00:17:48,483 --> 00:17:50,751
Oh, so you fouled another kid.
379
00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:52,767
Oh, no. He didn't have to.
380
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:54,235
The best player on their team
381
00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,152
was about to score the
game-winning shot,
382
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,687
but then, when he saw Grover,
383
00:17:57,712 --> 00:18:00,861
he threw up an airball and peed himself!
384
00:18:01,744 --> 00:18:04,696
Hey, come on, buddy. Let's go inside.
385
00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:06,876
You should probably shower, and, uh,
386
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,380
I should probably call an attorney.
387
00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:13,693
Well, Calvin, congratulations.
388
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:15,242
You turned my son into a monster
389
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:17,516
just so you could win a
stupid basketball game.
390
00:18:17,647 --> 00:18:19,349
I hope you're happy.
391
00:18:19,547 --> 00:18:20,868
When you say it like that,
392
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,587
it sounds like I'm not supposed to be.
393
00:18:22,612 --> 00:18:23,854
Oh!
394
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:26,776
You're unbelievable.
395
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,110
Look, Gemma.
396
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:29,939
You said that he had to play.
397
00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,899
Well, this is the only
way that he could do it
398
00:18:31,924 --> 00:18:33,291
without embarrassing himself.
399
00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:34,824
Oh, really?
400
00:18:34,888 --> 00:18:36,473
So this was just about protecting him
401
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:39,285
and not your precious winning streak?
402
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,205
Why can't it be both?
403
00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:45,603
Calvin, this was supposed to be
404
00:18:45,628 --> 00:18:49,235
about teaching Grover the
value of being on a team.
405
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,940
I trusted you.
406
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,332
Think about it.
407
00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:56,204
If Grover would've went out
there and played terrible,
408
00:18:56,315 --> 00:19:00,098
and we lost, all the other
kids would have blamed him.
409
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,376
And then he would never
want to be on a team again.
410
00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:03,634
Is that what you want?
411
00:19:03,848 --> 00:19:05,521
Well, obviously not.
412
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,979
But I also don't want
kids wetting their pants
413
00:19:08,004 --> 00:19:09,691
when he walks into a room.
414
00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:12,609
Look, I was just trying
415
00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:14,079
to give him a role on the team
416
00:19:14,104 --> 00:19:16,126
where he could feel good about himself.
417
00:19:16,151 --> 00:19:18,266
Yeah, but there's nothing
to feel good about
418
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,285
if he's not playing the right way.
419
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,497
All right. Okay.
420
00:19:24,522 --> 00:19:26,166
I hear you.
421
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:29,169
Maybe I took it a little too far.
422
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,672
I apologize.
423
00:19:31,697 --> 00:19:33,264
Thank you.
424
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,872
But you got to admit,
425
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,430
he was having a good time out there.
426
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,790
He did have a pretty
big smile on his face.
427
00:19:39,815 --> 00:19:40,829
Yeah.
428
00:19:40,854 --> 00:19:44,032
So I guess I have to give
you credit for that.
429
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,313
Well, you don't vote yourself
best coach in California
430
00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,397
for nothing.
431
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,380
I'll tell you what, I'll
keep working with Grover
432
00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:56,040
on his fundamentals,
bring him up to speed.
433
00:19:56,147 --> 00:19:57,447
Thank you.
434
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,977
And promise me, next
game, no more fouling.
435
00:20:01,002 --> 00:20:02,391
Not a problem.
436
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,454
You don't have to worry
about that at all.
437
00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:06,837
He's been suspended for
the rest of the season.
438
00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,587
Hey, Calvin...
439
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,568
I just hit 12 minutes. Personal best.
440
00:20:19,483 --> 00:20:21,804
I've been watching for five seconds.
441
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,432
Personal worst.
442
00:20:24,075 --> 00:20:25,634
All right, come on.
443
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:26,876
Why don't you give it a try?
444
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:28,645
Absolutely not.
445
00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:31,315
Calvin, you have the wrong attitude.
446
00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:33,425
It's stop making fun of it
447
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,901
and start making fun
448
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,570
a-with it.
449
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,783
Fine. I'll give it a spin.
450
00:20:46,185 --> 00:20:47,705
Hey, man!
451
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,701
Huh.
452
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,710
That was more fun than I thought.
453
00:20:52,554 --> 00:20:53,921
Snake!
454
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,333
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