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It's you again?
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Oh, I'm sick of this, all right?
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I'm not telling you
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what you missed last week.
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Seriously, I'm not doing it.
Fuck off.
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I'm being deported next month.
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I tried to flee up to Canada,
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but they stopped me
at the border.
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200 plus gas and tolls.
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I'll get you
and your family across.
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Hey, Frank, can you
do me a favor
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and bring me back
some Canadian insulin?
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It's 50% cheaper up there.
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"Need the car to make money.
Thanks, Carl."
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Youens got convicted.
Guilty on all counts.
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- Oh, shit.
- This is officially stuck.
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I know an Irish guy
that does wood stuff.
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You want me to see
if he's around?
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In 72 hours, you will be
free of your addiction.
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How much do you need?
Can we do a little ransom sitch?
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No, I get to stay.
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Oh, fuck.
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God damn it, V!
No fabric softener
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in the girls' jammies.
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Quick, Kev, what else?
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- What else, what?
- Besides fabric softener,
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have I been a bad, bad girl?
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- Oh.
- I called Margo.
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She's got another building
she's willing to lease.
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No, fuck off, Fiona.
The answer's no.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I... I'm trying
to move forward here
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and you're acting like
a fuckin' toddler.
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I want things to be
okay between us.
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They are.
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I'm fired, but it was
100% worth it
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to see the look on
that scumbag's face.
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- Did we...
- Like, four times.
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No. Oh, come on.
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Uh... shut up!
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Debs, get the fuck out!
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Come on, I gotta take a leak!
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- What the fuck is going on?
- Well, Debs
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has been in there
for, like, an hour.
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Well, tell her to get out,
Franny's crying.
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Yeah, I have been.
Debs, get the fuck out!
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And who is ringing the bell?
It's 7:00 a.m.!
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Howdy. That's for me.
Let's go, Liam.
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Time to go to work.
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Debs, I gotta take a leak.
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- Gimme a minute.
- She's still in there?
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Yeah.
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All right, that's it.
I'm comin' in.
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Jesus. I'll get Franny.
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Debs.
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Shit.
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You pregnant again?
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Fucking better not be.
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Fuck.
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Oh, Debs, this one
says negative.
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They all say negative.
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How am I supposed to
trust any of them.
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I haven't gotten my period yet.
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Maybe it's just stress, right?
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Or maybe the slut candy
didn't work.
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- What?
- The morning after pill.
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I can't afford Franny right now,
never mind another stupid baby.
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Negative? Liar!
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Hi, got your child
to stop cryin'.
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I got fired from my job, Fiona.
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So don't be giving me shit
if I'm late
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on my share of the house money.
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Well, it's your turn
to buy groceries
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- and make dinner tonight.
- I know.
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Now get out so I can shower.
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Ahh! Hey!
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- What happened?
- That!
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Shit.
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- What's going on?
- What are you doing?
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Ah, Jesus.
Now everyone's in here.
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Guess I won't shower today.
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Gonna get filthy anyway
cleaning that shitty building
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my sister found
for homeless kids.
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Oh, God, Ian.
Can't we be past this?
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- Uh-huh.
- Can you get rid of him?
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- Yes.
- You know what?
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I'll just shower
at my apartment building.
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I'm gonna go
to the store to swipe
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- some more pregnancy tests.
- No, no, no.
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I'm gonna take you
to Planned Parenthood.
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We're gonna get a real test.
All right?
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And you, you gotta sleep
at the bike shop
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- from now on, okay?
- Fine.
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Hey, I'm going to see
one of those sponsors later.
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- Good. It's about fuckin' time.
- All right.
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Hey.
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Did you watch me pee, pervert?
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That's whole lot of pee, babe.
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- Hi.
- Who are you?
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This is my friend Kassidi.
That's my sister, Fiona.
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I'm his girlfriend.
Check this out.
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All Carl's.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, I know, right?
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Yeah, we gotta bounce.
Let's go.
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Oh, right.
See you later, sis!
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Hey.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, why?
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Carl!
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Because of that.
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Holy shit.
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Team, if I could have
your attention.
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Uh, thank you for being here
this morning.
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I want you to know that
just because
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you look like terrorists,
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doesn't mean you should
be treated like 'em.
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Until America can distinguish
between good brown people
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and bad brown people,
it's my goal to get you all
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safely across the border
into Canada.
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Shh, shh, shh.
Discretion, right?
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You can all thank me later
when a big bull moose
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is slurping an ice cold Molson
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right out of your butthole!
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Okay, not an alcohol and sex
kind of a crowd.
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I don't even wanna know
what's going on here, Frank.
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Entrepreneurship, Fiona.
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You all right, Liam?
All right, good. Bye.
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Anyhow, uh, my son Liam
will be taking a look
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- at your notice to appear...
- Carl, I said no Uber!
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That's my car!
You can't just take it
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whenever you feel like it!
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God damn it!
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Everybody.
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You don't know that, do you?
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That would be a good song
for you to learn.
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Liam, come here.
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I'm gonna go deal with my
business in the front yard.
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Get me one illegal from each
banned Muslim country.
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- Yes?
- You got it, boss.
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Peace out.
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- Okay, here we go.
- Hey, Frank.
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- How are you?
- Can I get three Advair discs?
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You bet. Bobby Junior'll
be breathing easy
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- in no time, Grace.
- And it's costing me
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half of what it costs down here?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Yes, sir.
- All right, give me
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three months' supply of Januvia,
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100 tablets of Diovan,
100 75 milligram pills
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of Praluent and you might as
well throw in two EpiPens.
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Jesus, all that's for you,
Lionel?
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I'm a walking medical disaster,
Frank.
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Well, that's why God
invented Canada.
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Okay, everybody,
get your orders in.
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Now, I'm giving you all
a low, low
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special introductory price.
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I can't be so generous
with my fees next time.
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- Uh, you ready, Mauricio?
- Yeah.
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Okay, you take a stool softener
with all that Vicodin.
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You don't wanna end up
dead on the can like Elvis.
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- Yeah.
- All right, who's next?
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Found another razor blade.
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I'll add it to the collection.
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- This place is a dump.
- But we're gonna
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- make it look great.
- Don't listen
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to Negative Nelly, okay?
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He's still mad about the church.
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Yeah, 'cause you got
pity-fucked by my sister
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- with this building.
- Yeah, and she was really good.
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I bet. She's great at
getting what she wants
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and screwing everyone else.
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Hey, Trevor, when do you think
we'll be able to crash here?
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As soon as the city approves
our occupancy certificate.
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I made a list of everyone
who may need a bed.
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Tell me if I forgot anybody.
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Ah.
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You can take Jamie off here.
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- Why?
- He's living at home I think.
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What? Since when?
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The other day, he tried
to kill himself
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after his parents hauled him off
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to some conversion church
or some shit.
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Shit.
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More scrambled eggs, my king?
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Yes.
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But this time, feed 'em to me.
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Whatever you say, your highness.
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Damn it, V!
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- Is that too much?
- No, please, keep going.
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Not with the fork.
You know how I want you
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to feed 'em to me.
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I'm sorry, sire.
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That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
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What's taking so long?
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I can feel the fetus
growing inside of me
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as I sit here.
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There's no way I'm letting
anything get in the way
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of finishing welding school
and getting a good job.
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Oh, so you'd get
the abortion this time?
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Whatever it takes.
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I'm not gonna be that mom
with three barefoot kids
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hangin' off her Walmart cart.
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If I have to get
that thing scraped out
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or go on the pill
or get an IUD up in me
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or get castrated
right afterwards,
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- I don't care.
- I think you gotta
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grow balls first, Debs.
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Shit.
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What?
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Sierra's dude.
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Debbie Gallagher?
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About time.
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Hey, good luck, Debs.
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Don't be pregnant.
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It's open.
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My family is driving me insane.
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- Good morning.
- Every day, I wake up
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to screamin' or cryin'
or fuckin'
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or someone doin'
some crazy shit.
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There's always strange people
in my house.
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I know what you mean.
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I can't keep track
of who's mad at me.
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Or who I'm mad at.
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Can't even use my own car.
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Are we supposed to
feel bad for you?
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- Yeah.
- Just move out.
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Can't afford to.
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Have you ever lived
on your own before?
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Yes.
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No. Not really.
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So you're 28
and still living at home?
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That's pathetic.
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Thanks. Thanks a lot.
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There's an empty unit
you can move into
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right downstairs.
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- No, I need the money.
- That's just an excuse
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people use when they're afraid
to have nice things
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- for themselves.
- Okay, that's enough.
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We gotta go to the witch doctor.
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- Yes.
- The what?
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Fertility guy.
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- Oh. Okay.
- Come by tomorrow.
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We're having a few people
over for happy hour.
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Finish your coffee
and let yourself out.
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Bye.
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All right.
We're on our way, everybody.
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Settle back, get comfortable.
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How's the goat?
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Let's play a little getting to
know each other alphabet game.
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We'll go around,
we'll say our name,
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where we're from
and something that we like.
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And I... I'll start off, okay?
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Uh, my name is Frank.
I'm from the US of A.
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And I like apples.
254
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,167
Okay, now it's your turn.
255
00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:34,463
You... you repeat what I said
256
00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:36,465
and then say something
about yourself.
257
00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:40,720
My name is Frank,
I am from the US of A
258
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,012
and I like apples.
259
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,140
That's what you say about me.
260
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,850
Say what about you?
261
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:48,269
My name, where I'm from
and what I like.
262
00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:52,106
Your name, where you are from,
what you like.
263
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:53,899
No. God damn it.
Hey, point to me.
264
00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:55,192
Point to me.
Now repeat:
265
00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:57,653
You are Frank.
266
00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:00,531
You're from the United States.
267
00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,074
You like apples.
268
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:04,869
Okay, good.
Now, tell us your name,
269
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,246
where you're from
and something you like
270
00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:09,874
using the next letter
of the alphabet.
271
00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:14,378
- My name is Sameer.
- Yeah. But don't point to me.
272
00:13:14,587 --> 00:13:18,007
Point to you. You.
Point...
273
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,383
I am from Yemen
274
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,094
and I like enab.
275
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,764
Enab?
276
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,308
I don't know... okay, but it's
gotta start with a B.
277
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,811
Uh, well, it does.
Uh, you see, E-N-A-B.
278
00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:33,731
It's gotta begin with a B.
Enab begins with an E.
279
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:35,191
Not if you read right to left,
280
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,734
like in my country.
281
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,110
- Hm.
- Mm-hmm.
282
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:39,236
Oh, fuck me.
283
00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:42,698
This is gonna be a long
16 hours.
284
00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:50,122
- Hannah Campbell?
- Hey.
285
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:51,874
So?
286
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,501
Find out the test results
tomorrow.
287
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,085
Test cost 20 bucks.
288
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,629
Low income rate, my ass.
289
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,255
How 'bout no income rate?
290
00:13:58,464 --> 00:13:59,757
- I need to get a job.
- Forgot my phone.
291
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,300
I'll be right back.
292
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:02,551
See, hold up.
293
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:03,969
Yo. All right,
294
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,846
this isn't what it looks like.
295
00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:07,890
What, like you got
some other girl pregnant?
296
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,434
It happened when Sierra and I
weren't together.
297
00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:11,769
Sierra know?
298
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,230
I haven't had a chance
to tell her yet.
299
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:16,106
It looks like you've had
nine months to tell her.
300
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,984
Things are good with me
and Sierra right now.
301
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:20,653
I don't wanna blow it.
302
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:21,779
All right, well,
you're gonna blow it
303
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:22,738
if you don't tell her.
304
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:23,906
I will.
305
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:27,910
All right, I should
get back in there.
306
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,370
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
307
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,917
Come on, Deb.
308
00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:40,673
Hey, Jamie.
309
00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:44,301
Hey, you guys.
310
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,387
My mom let you in?
311
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,973
Uh, no. We waited
till she left.
312
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,933
Got you some burgers.
313
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,185
Came by to see
how you're feeling.
314
00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:54,979
I've been better.
315
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:56,939
The drugs are pretty good,
though.
316
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,693
You guys like my new wristbands?
317
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,155
Um, do you need anything?
318
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,907
No, I'm... I'm good.
319
00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:11,829
Hey, Geneva said you went
to some conversion church?
320
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,581
My parents found it.
321
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,040
Place over on Garfield.
322
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,294
This pastor turns homos
back to normal.
323
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,090
He says I'm so much of a fag
324
00:15:23,299 --> 00:15:25,551
that I need more sessions
to be saved by God.
325
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,386
You don't need to be saved.
326
00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:29,388
Yeah.
327
00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:31,724
Right.
328
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,522
Yay! Well done,
well done.
329
00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:42,026
Okay, you're next, goat lady.
Bring it home.
330
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:45,863
Okay. Eh, your name is Frank.
You are from the U.S.
331
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,615
and you like apple.
332
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:50,242
You are Sameer
and you are from Yemen
333
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:51,952
and you like enab.
334
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:55,372
Ali from Iraq likes banam.
335
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,334
And you are Adad from Syria
336
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,170
and you like, uh, samak.
337
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:04,548
And Rania from Libya
likes jabbr.
338
00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,342
- Yeah.
- My name is Fatemeh
339
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,344
from Iran and I like juje.
340
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,512
Yes! We did it!
We did it, everybody!
341
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,264
I have no idea what
that crap you like is,
342
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:15,351
but everybody did really well.
343
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,731
It was a fun game,
Mr. Frank who likes apples.
344
00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:44,648
Oh, fuck!
345
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,401
Sorry, ehh, I left some tools.
346
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:50,070
- Okay.
- I still had your keys.
347
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,281
I was gonna leave them
on the counter when I was done
348
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,782
I shoulda called first.
349
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:54,992
No, that's fine.
350
00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,080
I'm dressed. Kinda.
351
00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,251
You live in here, now?
352
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,128
No, just takin' a shower.
353
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,633
Thanks for fixin' the door.
354
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:13,469
Looks great.
355
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,762
Mm-hmm.
356
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,307
Here's your keys.
357
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:24,271
So, uh, what are you
workin' on next?
358
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,356
I'm just going to a house
over on Franklin.
359
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:29,401
Owner saw some work on a Marion
Mahony Griffin house.
360
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,903
A... who?
361
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,155
One of the world's first
female architects.
362
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,491
- Born in Chicago.
- Oh, wow.
363
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,618
You never heard of her.
364
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,120
- No.
- She worked with
365
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,205
Frank Lloyd Wright.
366
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,998
Oh. I heard of him.
367
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:44,958
He stole most of her designs.
368
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:45,918
Oh.
369
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,169
What a douche bag.
370
00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:50,756
You ever seen
any of his buildings?
371
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,842
Uh, I don't know.
I don't think so.
372
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,219
They're all over the South Side.
373
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,970
Really?
I thought there was
374
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,847
just a bunch of
crack houses down here.
375
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,475
No. Some amazing historical
buildings in this area.
376
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:02,851
- Really?
- It's one of the reasons
377
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,228
I moved to Chicago.
378
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,859
Do you wanna see some of them?
379
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,364
Sure.
380
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,748
You like me.
381
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:25,958
Uh-huh.
382
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,086
How much?
383
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,547
A lot.
384
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:34,883
Oh.
385
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,969
Oh, God.
386
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,887
Oh, shit.
387
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,430
Are you doin' this?
388
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,474
Oh, my God.
389
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,060
There's someone in the back.
390
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:49,773
- So?
- Well, what if he sees?
391
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,441
He's got his earbuds in.
392
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,571
Fuck it, go faster.
393
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,633
- Barb?
- Oh, hey. Hi.
394
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:17,968
- Hey.
- How's it goin', man?
395
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,469
- All right.
- Have a seat.
396
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,639
Thanks. Uh, thanks for...
for meeting me, you know.
397
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:23,640
- Sure.
- Brad spoke very highly
398
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:24,850
of you, so.
399
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,019
So I... I didn't know I could
have a woman as a sponsor.
400
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,896
Oh, yeah. Anybody's a sponsor
as long as
401
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,856
there is no risk of falling in
love with that person.
402
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,357
Ah.
403
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:33,442
Well, you never know, right?
404
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,819
Ha! Fat chance, honey.
405
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:37,738
So...
406
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,656
What are we doing here?
407
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,034
Uhh, well...
408
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,369
I... I got some shit
goin' on, you know,
409
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:45,913
other than Brad falling
and I'm kinda
410
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,414
havin' a hard time with it.
411
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,666
And I got this professor,
he got carted off to prison.
412
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,711
- Mm.
- Um, then got this ex
413
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,963
who's dating this guy who got
some other girl pregnant.
414
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:56,965
I'm sorry, did I just walk into
415
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,926
an episode of Gossip Girl?
416
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,470
- What?
- I mean, why should I
417
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,765
care about some bitch, a guy,
a pregnant girl,
418
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:08,185
- jailbird teacher?
- I'm... I'm sharing, you know.
419
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,812
And what exactly does that
Blake Lively whiney crap
420
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,231
gotta do with you?
421
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,398
It's what I'm going through.
422
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,526
What the hell you talkin'
about, man?
423
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,362
You're not going through
any of that crap.
424
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,822
I mean, you have convinced
yourself that you are.
425
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,115
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, so you don't have to
426
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,617
actually look at your own shit.
427
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,328
It's a fucking classic
codependence.
428
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,704
All right, what's your problem?
429
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,539
Halfway decent lookin' guy.
430
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,750
I'm assuming you're not
a complete moron, right?
431
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,710
Okay, um...
432
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:36,421
You know, maybe this isn't
a good match, huh?
433
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,216
Okay, well, you call me
when you're ready
434
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,467
to talk about you.
435
00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:52,771
Are we in Canada?
436
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,064
Not yet.
437
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:58,068
Now, we walk.
438
00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,319
Yes.
439
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,160
What's Canada like,
Mr. Frank?
440
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,038
Well, it's wilderness
as far as the eye can see.
441
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,666
Filled with maple trees
that have an endless supply
442
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:15,460
of magical syrup
in their trunks.
443
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,504
I would like to try
magical syrup.
444
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:20,340
You will, Fatemeh.
You will also receive
445
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:23,427
a pound of Canadian bacon,
a pair of ice skates
446
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,971
and a gift card to Tim Hortons
as a welcome gift.
447
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,848
- Oh, wow.
- Wow!
448
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,766
Ah, if you thought Lady Liberty
had a lot to offer,
449
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,810
wait till you see what
the lumberjack country
450
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,603
has in store for you.
451
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:37,274
Health care for all,
marriage equality for gays,
452
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,443
legal hookers for the asking.
453
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:42,154
Oh, I think I will enjoy Canada.
454
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,365
The Canucks can be
a boring people,
455
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:48,160
but every now and again,
Mother Canada spits out
456
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,746
a halfway decent talent
like Bill Shatner,
457
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:55,167
uh, Celine Dion,
um, Pamela Anderson,
458
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,044
Justin Bieber.
459
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,546
Oh, I would like to meet
Justin Bieber.
460
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,465
Anything's possible.
461
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,176
That's why Canada's called
The New Land of the Free.
462
00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:11,850
Ah!
463
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,186
Damn it, Svet.
I just put new ice in that.
464
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,480
- Kevin, come clean this up.
- I got it.
465
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:27,908
No.
466
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:29,493
- What?
- You broke the glass,
467
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:30,952
you clean up the ice.
468
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:32,287
This is something you always do.
469
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:33,747
Exactly.
So now it's your turn.
470
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:35,082
This is a man's job.
471
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,208
I don't think you're hearing me.
472
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,709
I'm not cleaning out the ice.
473
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,878
The ice will not be
cleaned out by me.
474
00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:43,340
You broke the glass.
This is 50% your bar.
475
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,134
I've done the shit work
100% of the time.
476
00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:49,221
That means you owe me
a bunch of times
477
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,555
to clean out the ice.
478
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,182
So go replace it
before a customer
479
00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:54,309
gets glass in his drink,
cuts his throat open,
480
00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:56,728
sues the bar, shuts us down
and then your ass
481
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:58,438
is back out on the streets.
482
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:01,024
I'm doing my lemons.
483
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,249
That was so hot.
484
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,625
I don't know what came over me.
485
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,460
Ohh, you're in full-on
domination mode.
486
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:22,295
Oh, yeah.
Something in me just snapped.
487
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:23,880
I'm tired of her controlling us.
488
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:25,424
You're making me so hot.
489
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,300
I'm making myself so hot.
490
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,479
This is one of my favorite
buildings in the city.
491
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,481
- This place?
- One of the first
492
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,192
residential high-rise buildings
ever built.
493
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:47,112
No shit. I've walked past here
a thousand times.
494
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,573
Built as luxury apartments
for the Chicago Exhibition
495
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:50,907
in the '30s.
496
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:54,661
I know a guy who got
his face shot off in here.
497
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,706
Arched windows.
It's Romanesque revival.
498
00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:00,250
Look at the ornamental cornice.
499
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,671
I would look at it
if I knew what a cornice was.
500
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:07,299
Up the top, there.
501
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:10,844
Come here.
502
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,062
See all that extraordinary
masonry work and detail?
503
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:23,023
It's remarkable.
504
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,525
You mean the little
ribbon things?
505
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:28,695
It's polychromatic brick façade
on top of beautiful stone.
506
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,450
- Looks kinda like a castle.
- Yeah
507
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,202
This is the
Frank Lloyd Wright thing?
508
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,496
Built for the Robie family.
509
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:39,664
And the planters are supposed to
break the inside out
510
00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:41,625
so it divides.
511
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,293
And we're under a bridge.
512
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:44,669
And now everyday places...
513
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:12,697
Leviticus 20:13 says,
"If a man also lie with mankind
514
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,950
as he lieth with a woman,
both of them
515
00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,576
have committed
an abomination."
516
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:17,661
Praise the Lord.
517
00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:19,538
But we are here today
518
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:22,874
to give sweet Tammy
a chance to redeem herself
519
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,753
in the eyes of the Lord
and return back to her flock.
520
00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:28,463
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
521
00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:31,841
Matthew 18 says we must
confront the sinner
522
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,802
and give him a chance to repent.
523
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,347
So, I ask you
in front of your family,
524
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,516
Tammy, do you
want to be cured of
525
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:41,601
the homosexuality disease
and go back
526
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,812
to being a normal girl again?
527
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:46,648
Yes.
528
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:48,108
Jesus.
529
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,777
Do you want God
back in your life, Tammy?
530
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:52,946
I do.
531
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,531
He can't hear you, Tammy.
532
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,241
Do you want God
back in your life?
533
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,910
Yes! Yes.
534
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,538
Then let us now close our eyes
and raise our palms to Tammy
535
00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:03,123
so that we may light the path
536
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:05,584
for this lost lamb
to find her way back
537
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,544
to the kingdom of heaven
where she can become
538
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:10,547
the beautiful, feminine woman
with long hair
539
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,507
that she was put
on this Earth to be.
540
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:14,050
Amen.
541
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:15,969
Oh, I'm gonna beat
the fuck out of this guy.
542
00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:17,512
Come on, let's get out of here.
543
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,347
Romans, chapter 128.
544
00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,235
Oh, my goodness!
545
00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:33,862
Fatemeh!
546
00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:37,198
Fatemeh, are you okay?
547
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:39,534
- Can I have your goat?
- What happened?
548
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:40,952
She fainted.
549
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:42,871
This walk was too much for her!
550
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:44,456
When are we going
to get to Canada?
551
00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:45,832
Yeah.
552
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,125
Ah!
553
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:51,254
Calm down, she needs air.
554
00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:54,674
Man was not meant
to hike in a burka.
555
00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:02,182
Oh, wow. She's kind of pretty.
556
00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:05,602
Yeah. I thought she was
a 70-year-old woman.
557
00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:13,026
Uh.
558
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,320
What happened?
559
00:28:16,488 --> 00:28:17,989
Where am I?
560
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:20,367
On your way to freedom.
561
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:23,953
Here you go.
562
00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:26,039
- Yeah, thank you.
- May I, please?
563
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:27,916
- Yes.
- Here, I get.
564
00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:37,342
Yalla, buddy.
565
00:28:49,479 --> 00:28:50,855
Okay, now I'll do some
without my helmet.
566
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:54,401
What?
567
00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:57,696
How does my hair look?
568
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,197
I don't know. Red?
569
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:00,407
Just take the pictures.
570
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:02,325
What do you need these for?
571
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,411
I'm trying to get
some freelance welding work.
572
00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:06,037
Abortions aren't cheap, Liam.
Remember that
573
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:07,831
when some skank tells you
she's on the pill.
574
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,374
You're pregnant?
575
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,084
I don't know yet.
576
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,045
Do I look sexy enough?
577
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:15,255
I guess.
578
00:29:18,049 --> 00:29:19,759
These are great.
579
00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,136
I look super hot.
580
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:24,055
Gonna put an ad on craigslist.
581
00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:26,766
"Sexy welder girl
looking for work.
582
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:30,562
No job too big or too small.
583
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,022
Take some more with cleavage.
584
00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:48,538
Hey.
585
00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:52,125
- You okay?
- No.
586
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,085
Men are fucking assholes.
587
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,551
I'm...
588
00:30:04,387 --> 00:30:07,390
Yeah, I'm sure
you guys can figure it out.
589
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:10,143
- What?
- I mean, it was probably
590
00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:11,436
just an accident.
591
00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:14,564
He murdered my mother.
592
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,401
Wh-who are you talking about?
593
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,112
My father.
What'd you think.
594
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:26,701
Your father killed...
595
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:29,954
You never told me.
596
00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:33,458
His parole hearing's
down at Pontiac Correctional
597
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:34,918
first thing in the morning.
598
00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:36,628
Charlie and I are driving
down there tonight,
599
00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:37,921
but he's an hour late.
600
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:43,301
They let my father out,
I'm moving to Mexico.
601
00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:53,353
- Hey, hey...
- You're late.
602
00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:55,480
I'm sorry.
603
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,069
Yo. You didn't tell her
anything, did you?
604
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:03,446
No.
605
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,658
All right, but you got
a long drive ahead of you.
606
00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,451
There's plenty of time
for you to do it.
607
00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:23,216
There she is.
608
00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:25,969
This is the place
you're restoring?
609
00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:29,055
Yep. And I get to stay here
610
00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:30,265
while I'm doing it.
611
00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:33,351
- It's beautiful.
- Traditional Craftsman.
612
00:31:33,601 --> 00:31:36,479
Built in 1923. Greene and Greene
were influenced
613
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,982
by the English Arts
and Crafts movement.
614
00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:45,238
You comin'?
615
00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:47,031
Okay.
616
00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:00,837
- There she is.
- Canada?
617
00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:02,422
The freedom falls.
618
00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,757
She sits on the border
and keeps guard
619
00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:06,509
over both countries.
620
00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:08,678
Enough love in her cascading
waters to embrace
621
00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:11,556
both of her children,
the United States and Canada.
622
00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:13,057
- Let's go to Canada!
- We made it?
623
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:14,392
- Ahh!
- We are here!
624
00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:15,518
- We made it!
- Freedom falls!
625
00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,186
Freedom falls!
626
00:32:17,395 --> 00:32:18,605
- Yalla, come on!
- I think I can take it
627
00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:20,356
- from here, Mr. Frank.
- Yes.
628
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,069
Yalla!
629
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,822
Ah!
630
00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:31,618
Ohh.
631
00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:34,954
- You okay, yes?
- Much good.
632
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,045
- Gimme that.
- What are you doin'?
633
00:32:45,089 --> 00:32:46,758
This place is kinda sketch, huh?
634
00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:48,551
Next.
635
00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:52,180
- Hi.
- Paperwork.
636
00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:56,059
Forgot to sign
the declaration of need.
637
00:32:56,267 --> 00:32:57,226
Here you go.
638
00:32:58,227 --> 00:32:59,562
"By signing this form,
I declare that I am
639
00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:01,064
in need of emergency food
and that my income
640
00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:02,357
is below the poverty level."
641
00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:03,816
Hm?
642
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,109
It's kinda humiliating,
don't you think?
643
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,361
Mm-hmm.
644
00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:10,114
- Thank you.
- I haven't been
645
00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:11,074
to a food bank in a while,
646
00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:11,991
do you have rotisserie chicken?
647
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,534
Next.
648
00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:15,411
- Here you are.
- What is this stuff?
649
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:18,122
Beans, cheese and oatmeal.
650
00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:20,083
What am I supposed to
make with it?
651
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,210
Use your imagination. Sir?
652
00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:29,050
Paperwork.
653
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:33,012
I love all of the stained glass.
654
00:33:33,221 --> 00:33:35,056
Yeah, they're typical
of these places.
655
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,725
It's what they call
Arts and Crafts houses.
656
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,061
- Cool.
- Come here, I wanna
657
00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:41,354
show you somethin'.
658
00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:01,249
Sit.
659
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:04,669
You won't be disappointed.
660
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:10,425
Okay.
661
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,561
Look up.
662
00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,605
Oh, my God.
663
00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:27,608
- Mm.
- Oh, that is awesome.
664
00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:28,943
What is that made with?
665
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,821
Hand painted with gold leaf.
666
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:35,575
It's brilliant, huh?
667
00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:37,660
Yeah, it is.
668
00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:53,384
You're not kissing me back.
669
00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:54,719
Mm.
670
00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:57,221
I'm sorry.
671
00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:02,351
Oh, no. Uh...
672
00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:04,687
I'm sorry, I...
I thought you were single.
673
00:35:04,896 --> 00:35:07,023
- I didn't see a ring.
- I am single.
674
00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:11,444
My gaydar's usually better.
675
00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:12,820
I'm not gay.
676
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:18,785
Wow.
677
00:35:19,577 --> 00:35:21,204
I didn't mean to give you
the wrong impression.
678
00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:22,955
You asked me to lie
on a bed with you.
679
00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:24,791
Right. To look at the ceiling.
680
00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:27,335
I'm sorry.
681
00:35:29,504 --> 00:35:31,172
Ah...
682
00:35:31,714 --> 00:35:32,882
No, no worries, I...
683
00:35:33,091 --> 00:35:34,717
- I'm not looking for anything...
- No, I got it.
684
00:35:34,926 --> 00:35:36,135
Complicated.
685
00:35:38,346 --> 00:35:39,472
Complicated?
686
00:35:40,014 --> 00:35:41,557
Your family and everything. You.
687
00:35:43,518 --> 00:35:44,310
Me?
688
00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:46,020
You're complicated.
689
00:35:51,484 --> 00:35:52,151
Oh.
690
00:35:53,236 --> 00:35:54,904
Okay.
691
00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:57,949
- Didn't mean it as an insult.
- No, I mean...
692
00:35:58,157 --> 00:36:00,159
being called complicated
feels...
693
00:36:05,248 --> 00:36:06,165
awesome.
694
00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:08,376
I'm gonna go.
695
00:36:09,669 --> 00:36:10,795
- I'll drive you back.
- No, it's okay.
696
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:12,463
I'll just, uh, Uber.
697
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:15,424
Thanks for showing me around.
698
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:24,225
Thank you.
699
00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:26,394
Good luck, my friend.
Good luck.
700
00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:29,647
Your name is Frank.
701
00:36:29,856 --> 00:36:31,566
You are from the US of A,
702
00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:34,443
- and you like apples.
- I knew you had it in you.
703
00:36:34,652 --> 00:36:37,113
- Only took you 16 hours.
- Thank you, my friend.
704
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,656
Good luck, good luck.
705
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:42,618
Good-bye, soon to be
Mrs. Justin Bieber.
706
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:44,370
Shukraan.
707
00:36:44,579 --> 00:36:45,538
Easy, easy.
708
00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:49,125
I owe you seven mile
piggyback ride.
709
00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:51,377
I'm gonna hold you to it,
goat lady.
710
00:36:51,878 --> 00:36:52,837
Thank you.
711
00:36:54,714 --> 00:36:56,215
There you go. I got it.
712
00:36:56,424 --> 00:36:59,051
Let me help you with the goat.
Come on, boy.
713
00:37:00,178 --> 00:37:01,971
Uh, to you, buddy.
714
00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:03,472
This thing's heavy.
715
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:05,391
Good luck to you.
716
00:37:08,436 --> 00:37:09,770
Shalom, my friends.
717
00:37:13,107 --> 00:37:14,483
That's all of 'em, Pierre.
718
00:37:14,692 --> 00:37:16,194
I drop them to the safe house
719
00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:18,112
and swing back
and take you to the pharmacy.
720
00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:20,323
Merci beaucoup, amigo.
721
00:37:40,218 --> 00:37:42,094
Gonna miss those brown bunnies.
722
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,681
Mm.
723
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:49,602
Hey, Deb, did you get
your period yet?
724
00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:50,853
No.
725
00:37:51,062 --> 00:37:52,688
Smells disgusting.
726
00:37:52,897 --> 00:37:54,106
It's free. Eat it.
727
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,983
Ah, there's no way
that's real cheese.
728
00:37:56,484 --> 00:37:57,777
Carl doesn't like this, sis.
729
00:37:58,236 --> 00:37:59,570
- Sis?
- I'm gonna Postmates
730
00:37:59,779 --> 00:38:01,280
KFC for him, who's in?
731
00:38:01,489 --> 00:38:02,907
- Ah, me, sis.
- Thanks, sis.
732
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:04,575
- Thanks, babe.
- Eat it or don't eat it,
733
00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:05,701
I don't care.
It counts as
734
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,370
my groceries for the week.
735
00:38:07,578 --> 00:38:09,705
KFC will be here in 20 minutes.
736
00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:12,416
- You rock.
- No, you do. Mm.
737
00:38:14,252 --> 00:38:15,461
Oh, hell yeah!
738
00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:16,963
I just got a welding job
for tomorrow!
739
00:38:17,171 --> 00:38:18,714
"Sexy welder girl"?
740
00:38:18,923 --> 00:38:20,716
Gotta go with your assets.
741
00:38:21,676 --> 00:38:23,386
- Do we have a Bible?
- A bible?
742
00:38:23,594 --> 00:38:25,346
Yeah, the good book.
743
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:26,681
I doubt it.
744
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:29,517
Hey, can you believe that this
guy today told me
745
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:30,726
I was complicated?
746
00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:31,936
Yes.
747
00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:34,063
Are you serious? How?
748
00:38:34,272 --> 00:38:36,232
Well, you married that guy
after, like, a week.
749
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,484
And you cheated on him with your
car thief ex-boyfriend.
750
00:38:38,693 --> 00:38:39,944
Who had several different names.
751
00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,529
Almost married a heroin addict.
752
00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:43,322
Hid my meth inside
our dead mother's casket.
753
00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:44,657
Didn't you also
get fired from a job
754
00:38:44,865 --> 00:38:46,284
for fucking your boss' brother?
755
00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:47,952
- Oh, yeah!
- Testified against me
756
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,122
to the military,
fired me, stole my church.
757
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:52,707
Wow, you found a Bible?
758
00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:55,751
Okay, I get it.
I'm complicated.
759
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,336
I'm gonna go walk my dog now.
760
00:38:57,545 --> 00:38:58,838
Well, I can keep going.
761
00:38:59,088 --> 00:38:59,922
Oh, fuck you guys.
762
00:39:00,131 --> 00:39:01,549
At least Rusty loves me.
763
00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:11,267
This poor child
couldn't help himself
764
00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:12,685
once the devil
got inside of him.
765
00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:14,603
- Mm-hmm.
- Psalm 101:3 says,
766
00:39:14,812 --> 00:39:18,024
"I will not look with approval
on anything that is vile.
767
00:39:18,232 --> 00:39:21,152
I hate what faithless people do.
I will have no part of it."
768
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,696
Romans 13:8-10 says,
"Let no debt
769
00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:26,157
remain outstanding,
except the continuing debt
770
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,784
to love one another,
for whoever loves others
771
00:39:28,993 --> 00:39:30,328
has fulfilled the law."
772
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:32,747
What is your name?
773
00:39:32,955 --> 00:39:33,748
Ian...
774
00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:37,460
- Gallagher.
- Are you a homosexual, Ian?
775
00:39:37,668 --> 00:39:39,045
Indeed, I am.
776
00:39:39,253 --> 00:39:40,379
Would you like to come up
to the altar
777
00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:42,298
and bring Jesus
back into your life?
778
00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:44,717
Oh, no. I'm... I'm good.
779
00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:47,845
See, I already got Jesus
in my life.
780
00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:50,264
Corinthians 6:9-10
clearly states,
781
00:39:50,473 --> 00:39:51,932
"Neither the sexually
immoral nor
782
00:39:52,141 --> 00:39:54,810
male prostitutes nor homosexuals
783
00:39:55,019 --> 00:39:56,228
will inherit the
kingdom of God."
784
00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,856
- Amen.
- Oh, really?
785
00:39:59,106 --> 00:40:01,650
'Cause Colossians 3:11-13 says,
786
00:40:01,859 --> 00:40:05,946
"Here there is no Jew or
Gentile, barbarian, Scythian,
787
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:07,490
slave nor free, but Christ
788
00:40:07,698 --> 00:40:11,160
is all, and is in all."
789
00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:16,123
Corinthians 6:17-20,
"Flee from sexual immorality.
790
00:40:16,332 --> 00:40:18,501
All the sins a person commits
are outside of the body,
791
00:40:18,709 --> 00:40:22,213
but whoever sins sexually,
sins against their own body."
792
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:25,049
Galatians 5:14,
"For the entire law
793
00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:26,759
is fulfilled
in keeping the command:
794
00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:30,012
Love thy neighbor
as thyself."
795
00:40:30,221 --> 00:40:31,680
The lust of the flesh comes
not from the father,
796
00:40:31,889 --> 00:40:33,474
- but from the world.
- Woe to you,
797
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:37,228
teachers of law
and Pharisees, you hypocrites.
798
00:40:38,229 --> 00:40:39,438
You don't actually think
you can win
799
00:40:39,647 --> 00:40:41,148
a Bible quoting contest with me.
800
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:42,691
He does.
801
00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:47,029
Are you the queer boyfriend?
802
00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:49,198
Oh, no, I'm queer transgender
803
00:40:49,407 --> 00:40:50,908
ex-boyfriend, actually.
804
00:40:51,367 --> 00:40:53,369
But we'll probably start
banging again soon.
805
00:40:53,577 --> 00:40:54,495
Oh!
806
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:58,124
Hey, any of you queers
sick of this bullshit
807
00:40:58,332 --> 00:40:59,542
wanna get out of here?
808
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:01,377
We got this brick building
over on Ashland.
809
00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:03,587
It's the one with all the
gay rainbow flags.
810
00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:05,798
- I'll go.
- Lewis.
811
00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:07,091
Get back here.
812
00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:10,177
Lewis! Get back here.
813
00:41:10,386 --> 00:41:12,388
You wanna fight?
I'll fight you,
814
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:13,764
but you're gonna get your ass
kicked by
815
00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,350
a ho-mo-sexual.
816
00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:23,566
Let's go.
817
00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:28,529
Fags, this way!
818
00:41:28,737 --> 00:41:30,448
No!
819
00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:34,827
Steven you get over here,
right now.
820
00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:42,168
- Lip?
- Yeah, yeah. Hey.
821
00:41:42,376 --> 00:41:44,420
- Hey.
- Uh, thanks for meeting me.
822
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,005
Yeah, sure. You got it.
823
00:41:47,006 --> 00:41:48,799
How long you been sober, kid?
824
00:41:49,008 --> 00:41:50,634
Uhh, about a year.
825
00:41:50,885 --> 00:41:52,761
- All right. Good for you.
- Thanks.
826
00:41:53,012 --> 00:41:54,388
The food decent in this dump?
827
00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,182
Yeah, it's not bad.
828
00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:57,475
You buyin'?
829
00:41:58,934 --> 00:42:00,478
- Okay.
- Great.
830
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:01,437
Okay.
831
00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:05,941
Hey, so,
it's cool if I talk about
832
00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:07,776
my ex-girlfriend a little bit?
833
00:42:08,027 --> 00:42:09,278
You know, I got some shit
goin' on with her
834
00:42:09,487 --> 00:42:11,280
and I guess I kinda wanna share.
835
00:42:11,489 --> 00:42:12,907
- Oh, fuck yeah.
- Yeah?
836
00:42:13,115 --> 00:42:14,450
You wanna talk about exes,
let me tell you about
837
00:42:14,658 --> 00:42:16,660
the miserable cuntbag
of an ex that gave me
838
00:42:16,869 --> 00:42:19,038
a cock suckin' venereal disease.
839
00:42:19,288 --> 00:42:21,081
Women can't be trusted.
840
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,125
They're all assholes or whores.
841
00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,713
I think I'll have
the cherry pie.
842
00:42:28,214 --> 00:42:29,048
I'm all right.
843
00:42:58,911 --> 00:43:00,704
There you are, sweetheart.
844
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,248
Thank you for waiting.
845
00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:24,687
Come on. Seriously?
846
00:43:24,895 --> 00:43:27,356
Someone swiped my fuckin'
keys again!
847
00:43:27,565 --> 00:43:28,857
Carl!
848
00:43:40,202 --> 00:43:42,246
No, I have to be serious
about my job right now.
849
00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:44,456
I was just gonna hold your hand.
850
00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:45,499
Okay.
851
00:43:47,751 --> 00:43:50,254
Actually, do you mind putting
both hands on the wheel, please?
852
00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:51,797
Yes, sure. Of course, ma'am.
853
00:43:52,006 --> 00:43:54,091
Um, I'm sorry.
He's not your boyfriend.
854
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:55,759
You don't get to tell him
what to do.
855
00:43:55,968 --> 00:43:57,720
This guy is the best driver
I have ever met.
856
00:43:57,928 --> 00:43:59,346
He could operate this thing
with no hands
857
00:43:59,555 --> 00:44:02,349
and just his dick
and get you there safely.
858
00:44:04,101 --> 00:44:05,603
You can let me off right here.
859
00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:07,479
But both hands are on
the wheel now, ma'am.
860
00:44:07,730 --> 00:44:09,773
Let me out.
This chick is psycho.
861
00:44:13,027 --> 00:44:15,946
Uh, ah.
862
00:44:16,155 --> 00:44:18,490
What the hell?
You can't be pissing people off.
863
00:44:18,991 --> 00:44:21,493
Jesus. Sorry.
864
00:44:32,713 --> 00:44:34,006
Who the fuck are you?
865
00:44:34,423 --> 00:44:35,132
Where's Denny?
866
00:44:35,341 --> 00:44:36,467
We use Igor now.
867
00:44:36,675 --> 00:44:37,926
Bullshit we use Igor now.
868
00:44:38,135 --> 00:44:39,428
We've been using my buddy Denny
as the beer guy
869
00:44:39,637 --> 00:44:40,721
since Stan was alive.
870
00:44:40,971 --> 00:44:42,348
If he was such
a good buddy of yours,
871
00:44:42,556 --> 00:44:43,641
you would've noticed
that I got rid of him
872
00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:45,684
a year ago, and we use Igor now.
873
00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:48,020
Well, as of this moment,
we're using Denny again.
874
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,396
Beat it, Igor.
875
00:45:01,784 --> 00:45:02,951
I said beat it, Igor.
876
00:45:06,121 --> 00:45:07,665
I'm... I'm gonna go.
877
00:45:08,207 --> 00:45:09,291
What the hell did you just do?
878
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:10,417
You saw what I just did,
879
00:45:10,626 --> 00:45:12,169
so why the fuck
are you asking me?
880
00:45:13,504 --> 00:45:14,963
Meet you inside.
881
00:45:16,173 --> 00:45:19,176
My man calls.
Here's your little psychopath.
882
00:45:39,488 --> 00:45:41,573
Can you watch my daughter
a second?
883
00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:48,330
Hell yeah!
884
00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,165
It's about time.
885
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:02,344
You were awesome.
886
00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:05,431
Uh, what?
What are you talking about?
887
00:46:05,889 --> 00:46:07,391
Going at it with that pastor.
888
00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:09,852
What... wait, what?
How do you know?
889
00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:11,270
It's on YouTube.
890
00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:12,396
It's already got,
like, 1,000 hits.
891
00:46:12,604 --> 00:46:13,981
- Seriously?
- Uh-huh.
892
00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:15,649
Thanks, man.
893
00:46:15,858 --> 00:46:17,776
Yeah, no... no problem.
894
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:20,904
So what now?
895
00:46:23,157 --> 00:46:25,492
I guess I gotta find you guys
a place to stay.
896
00:46:25,951 --> 00:46:27,244
Guys wanna help me out?
897
00:46:27,453 --> 00:46:28,245
Come on.
898
00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:39,298
Thank you for meeting
with me, Ernest.
899
00:46:40,257 --> 00:46:42,968
I wanted to talk to you about
maybe being my new sponsor.
900
00:46:44,303 --> 00:46:45,929
Haven't had much luck
finding one.
901
00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,474
I seem to upset people when I
bring up my ex-girlfriend,
902
00:46:48,682 --> 00:46:50,768
but, uh, that's what's
going on with me.
903
00:46:50,976 --> 00:46:52,853
You know, that's... that's
what I want to talk about.
904
00:46:59,276 --> 00:47:00,277
Are you okay?
905
00:47:03,030 --> 00:47:06,200
Ernest, your, um...
your head is buzzing.
906
00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:08,702
Sorry?
907
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:11,622
Okay.
908
00:47:12,748 --> 00:47:14,416
Okay, you know what,
I'm gonna be right back.
909
00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:15,417
You don't go anywhere.
910
00:47:15,626 --> 00:47:17,085
All right?
You stay here.
911
00:47:20,923 --> 00:47:23,175
Hey, how'd the thing
with your dad go?
912
00:47:23,759 --> 00:47:25,052
They don't decide right away.
913
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:26,512
I gotta go punch in.
914
00:47:30,474 --> 00:47:33,101
- You tell her yet?
- It wasn't the right time.
915
00:47:33,352 --> 00:47:34,520
When's the right time gonna be?
916
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:36,271
It's none of
your goddamn business.
917
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,648
No, fuck this, how 'bout I
fucking tell her then?
918
00:47:37,856 --> 00:47:39,733
The fuck you will, man.
919
00:47:39,942 --> 00:47:41,360
You guys are fighting?
920
00:47:41,819 --> 00:47:42,611
I'm worried that
my deadbeat father's
921
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:44,029
gonna be released from jail,
922
00:47:44,238 --> 00:47:45,697
and come after me
or Neil or Lucas,
923
00:47:45,906 --> 00:47:47,574
and you're starting shit
with Charlie again?
924
00:47:48,492 --> 00:47:51,370
Stay out of my life
and focus on your own shit, Lip.
925
00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:12,641
- Where you going?
- Home.
926
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:14,351
I thought you hated it there.
927
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:16,186
Changed my mind!
928
00:48:16,895 --> 00:48:18,605
Okay.
I'll see you tomorrow?
929
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:24,319
You're just gonna let me
go back home?
930
00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:26,864
No, but I thought you wanted to.
931
00:48:27,573 --> 00:48:29,992
Yeah, because you don't
love me anymore.
932
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,243
When did I say that?
933
00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:32,202
When you yelled at me
for trying to
934
00:48:32,411 --> 00:48:33,620
hold your hand in the car.
935
00:48:33,829 --> 00:48:35,080
I didn't yell at you
for trying to hold my hand.
936
00:48:35,289 --> 00:48:36,748
I yelled at you because
you scared a customer off.
937
00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:38,250
You're yelling at me right now!
938
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,960
Because you're being crazy.
939
00:48:43,922 --> 00:48:45,257
Where are you going?
940
00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:46,466
I don't know!
941
00:48:46,884 --> 00:48:49,469
Oh, my God, fucking headache.
942
00:48:59,813 --> 00:49:00,772
Are you breaking up with me?
943
00:49:01,356 --> 00:49:03,525
What?
No.
944
00:49:03,901 --> 00:49:05,694
Can we just go
back inside please?
945
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:14,786
Okay.
946
00:49:19,374 --> 00:49:20,667
You made it!
947
00:49:20,876 --> 00:49:22,502
- Hi.
- Hello.
948
00:49:22,711 --> 00:49:24,713
I thought you were just having a
few friends over for Happy Hour.
949
00:49:24,922 --> 00:49:27,132
- We're pregnant.
- Oh, my God!
950
00:49:27,341 --> 00:49:29,134
Oh, my God, that's awesome.
951
00:49:29,343 --> 00:49:30,928
- Thank you.
- Ah, here.
952
00:49:31,136 --> 00:49:33,055
- Thanks.
- Oh, my God.
953
00:49:33,263 --> 00:49:35,307
- Hi, Fiona.
- Hi!
954
00:49:35,515 --> 00:49:36,850
- Hi.
- Congratulations.
955
00:49:37,059 --> 00:49:39,102
- Thank you, honey, thank you.
- Hi... oh.
956
00:49:39,311 --> 00:49:40,270
- Oh, hi, wow.
- Hi.
957
00:49:40,479 --> 00:49:42,272
Happy Mel!
Not used to that.
958
00:49:42,481 --> 00:49:44,024
Babies make me giddy.
959
00:49:44,232 --> 00:49:45,984
So which one of you
did the fertility treatment?
960
00:49:46,193 --> 00:49:47,903
- Me.
- Except we're both pregnant.
961
00:49:48,737 --> 00:49:49,446
Wait, what?
962
00:49:49,655 --> 00:49:50,280
- Yeah.
- Shit.
963
00:49:50,489 --> 00:49:51,156
- Yeah.
- Yes.
964
00:49:51,365 --> 00:49:52,407
How is that possible?
965
00:49:52,616 --> 00:49:55,118
I'll give you a hint.
966
00:49:55,327 --> 00:49:56,954
Wait, you had sex?
967
00:49:57,162 --> 00:49:58,080
Like, dick sex?
968
00:49:58,288 --> 00:49:59,456
It was the one and only time,
969
00:49:59,665 --> 00:50:00,666
and it was awful.
970
00:50:00,874 --> 00:50:01,833
Why did you do it then?
971
00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:02,918
Increase our odds.
972
00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:04,753
We couldn't afford IVF
for both of us, so...
973
00:50:04,962 --> 00:50:06,296
Yeah, and she drew
the short straw.
974
00:50:06,505 --> 00:50:08,048
And I fucking lost
my lesbian gold star.
975
00:50:08,256 --> 00:50:09,508
Whose dick was it?
976
00:50:09,758 --> 00:50:11,259
Ford's!
977
00:50:11,468 --> 00:50:12,594
I-Irish Ford?
978
00:50:12,803 --> 00:50:14,012
- Yes.
- He's the father?
979
00:50:14,221 --> 00:50:15,764
- Yeah.
- Yeah, for both of us.
980
00:50:16,515 --> 00:50:17,599
Get the fuck out of here.
981
00:50:17,808 --> 00:50:18,433
- I know, yeah.
- Uh-huh.
982
00:50:18,642 --> 00:50:21,019
And our kids are gonna look
just like that.
983
00:50:21,228 --> 00:50:22,229
Mm!
984
00:50:23,021 --> 00:50:24,189
Is that... that's one of Ford's?
985
00:50:24,398 --> 00:50:25,649
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
986
00:50:25,857 --> 00:50:27,818
Jesus, how many
does this guy have?
987
00:50:28,443 --> 00:50:29,653
Two others besides him.
988
00:50:29,861 --> 00:50:31,113
He's the lesbian
spunk of choice.
989
00:50:31,321 --> 00:50:32,948
Yeah, dude has primo sperm.
990
00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:34,616
- O-okay.
- Yeah.
991
00:50:34,825 --> 00:50:36,618
That's good to know.
992
00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:38,620
And there he is,
the man of the hour.
993
00:50:38,829 --> 00:50:40,789
- Whoo! Whoo-whoo.
- Baby daddy!
994
00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:47,087
Congratulations, Daddy.
995
00:50:47,754 --> 00:50:48,588
Thanks.
996
00:50:48,797 --> 00:50:50,298
Have him put a baby
in you, too, Fiona.
997
00:50:50,507 --> 00:50:53,260
Yeah, then we can all be
fat and pregnant together.
998
00:50:54,428 --> 00:50:56,304
- Five kids, huh?
- Yeah.
999
00:50:56,513 --> 00:50:57,848
It's getting a little
out of hand.
1000
00:50:58,098 --> 00:50:59,224
Well, at least you get
some action out of it.
1001
00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:00,392
It was humiliating.
1002
00:51:00,976 --> 00:51:03,020
She was hammered,
laughing the whole time.
1003
00:51:04,229 --> 00:51:05,397
Now who's complicated?
1004
00:51:17,284 --> 00:51:18,368
Cheers.
1005
00:51:19,786 --> 00:51:21,580
Six hundred bucks
from the Muslims,
1006
00:51:21,788 --> 00:51:23,331
750 off the meds.
1007
00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:26,752
Not bad for a couple
of hard days' work.
1008
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,878
Where's my cut?
1009
00:51:29,212 --> 00:51:31,048
Here you go.
1010
00:51:32,007 --> 00:51:35,343
We are on our way to
financial independence, son.
1011
00:51:35,552 --> 00:51:36,261
Twenty bucks?
1012
00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:38,055
We finally found
a family business
1013
00:51:38,263 --> 00:51:40,766
that uses our God-given talents.
1014
00:51:40,974 --> 00:51:43,268
- How about 50?
- And, Liam, listen to me.
1015
00:51:46,688 --> 00:51:48,565
It's true what they say:
1016
00:51:48,774 --> 00:51:51,068
With a lot of hard work
and a little bit of luck,
1017
00:51:51,526 --> 00:51:53,904
you can make something of
yourself in America.
1018
00:51:55,864 --> 00:51:58,617
And we owe all of our success
to one person.
1019
00:51:58,825 --> 00:52:01,286
- Who's that?
- The Twitterer-in-Chief.
1020
00:52:03,747 --> 00:52:04,831
To false fear.
1021
00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:16,426
Fucking codependent, huh?
1022
00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:19,179
Couldn't stay away from me,
could ya?
1023
00:52:19,387 --> 00:52:21,264
Well, compared to everybody
else, you're not so bad.
1024
00:52:21,723 --> 00:52:24,726
Jesus, already falling
in love with me.
1025
00:52:26,228 --> 00:52:26,978
Look, um...
1026
00:52:28,814 --> 00:52:30,065
I don't know what to talk about.
1027
00:52:31,108 --> 00:52:35,070
You know, if I'm not talking
about someone else's drama.
1028
00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:39,157
General rule of thumb:
1029
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,409
their circus, their monkeys.
1030
00:52:42,494 --> 00:52:44,454
Just talk about yourself.
1031
00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:48,834
Yeah, I don't know
what that looks like.
1032
00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:51,044
It's okay.
1033
00:52:51,628 --> 00:52:54,214
Old Barb'll drag it
out of you soon enough.
1034
00:52:59,511 --> 00:53:01,304
So if you're gonna be
my sponsor,
1035
00:53:01,888 --> 00:53:03,473
then we gotta meet
at places like this?
1036
00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:06,184
Try some Green Goddess.
1037
00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:12,983
The fuck is in this?
1038
00:53:28,498 --> 00:53:29,791
Where's the Sonic?
1039
00:53:30,292 --> 00:53:32,752
Sold it... time to
expand our business, son.
1040
00:53:32,961 --> 00:53:34,212
Let's get 'em loaded in.
1041
00:53:34,713 --> 00:53:37,674
- Come on, folks, welcome.
- This way.
1042
00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:39,342
Welcome, welcome.
1043
00:53:39,551 --> 00:53:41,720
We have a 16-hour journey
ahead of us.
1044
00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:43,013
I'll help you.
1045
00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:45,432
We'll play a little
get-to-know-you game
1046
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,851
as soon as you're
comfortably settled in.
1047
00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:50,562
Eh?
1048
00:53:51,730 --> 00:53:52,772
Boom.
1049
00:53:55,692 --> 00:53:57,068
What about the way I put
that beer guy in his place, huh?
1050
00:53:57,277 --> 00:54:00,071
Oh, that was hot, the way
you put Svetlana in her place.
1051
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,073
I feel like I'm finally getting
my balls back from her.
1052
00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:04,784
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
1053
00:54:06,036 --> 00:54:07,579
Oh, yeah.
1054
00:54:08,038 --> 00:54:10,165
- Yeah!
- They're really turning me on.
1055
00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:11,166
Oh, yeah.
1056
00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:12,125
Sounds like you're getting
1057
00:54:12,334 --> 00:54:13,752
pushed out
of the picture, Natasha.
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