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Oh, for shit's sake.
Again?
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The fuck is going on
that's so important
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you're missing our episodes?
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You should look
into that, buster.
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Okay, here it is.
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Everyone is late
with their rent.
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Evict her ass.
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You fucked with the wrong girl!
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You are about to witness
the rebirth
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of a proactive
member of society.
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I am impressed
by your work ethic
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and your dedication.
That's why
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I'm making you supervisor.
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Okay.
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Who are you talking to?
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It's just my stupid boyfriend.
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Wants me to give him
a sponge bath every night.
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- He's paraplegic.
- I'll do it.
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I need a new patient
for my practicum hours.
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Immigration!
Nobody move!
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What the hell is going on?
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That's her.
She's the leader.
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Thanks for the rehab.
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I biopsied
your lump, Mr. Ball.
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- It's benign.
- I don't have cancer!
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Frank found seven pounds of meth
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that Monica had,
and it's getting flushed
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- down the toilet.
- Nobody flushes
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70,000 dollars' worth
of maternal bequest
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down the drain.
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So, you're the little fuckers
who stole my meth.
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- Uh, crap.
- Shit!
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Where's my fucking meth?
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He seemed pretty serious to me.
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For a meth head, he ran fast.
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Fuckin' Monica,
fuckin' up our lives,
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- even in death.
- Hey, shh.
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Don't let Fiona hear you.
She'll go ballistic.
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So, how scary was he?
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Was he big?
Was he armed?
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- Did he know my name?
- You know, 'cause we can
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be pretty fuckin' scary too
if we have to.
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Agreed.
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Meeting adjourned.
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"Meeting adjourned"?
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You got some magical way
to get 70 grand in meth?
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I do not.
I simply don't wish
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to discuss it further.
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Are you high, Frank?
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High on life.
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High on possibility.
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You're the one who stirred up
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all this shit in the first place
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by robbing the storage unit.
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I keep telling you,
that's the old Frank.
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You're talking to the new Frank.
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Or the young Frank.
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God, maybe it's not even Frank.
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Maybe it's Francis now.
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If you don't figure out
a way to help us out
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of this shit,
I'm gonna take a tire iron
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- to old Frank.
- You've been a drama queen
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since the day
you were born, Ian.
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Wouldn't stop screaming until
you were fully detoxed.
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This meth head doesn't know
where we live.
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We just have to stay away
from the storage unit
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and steer clear of the cemetery.
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And if he does manage
to find his way here,
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we stick by our story.
The secret of what happened
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to his meth lies with Monica,
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God bless her rotting soul.
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Shh!
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- Mornin'.
- Morning.
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Hey.
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Well, you're here early, Debs.
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Ah, yup.
Gotta go.
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Yeah, you know, me too.
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Yup.
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Looking to the future
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is the order of the day, kids.
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No worrying about old news.
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What old news, Frank?
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I go by Francis now.
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Yevgeny never stops eating.
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The grocery bills
are ridiculous.
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Mortgage is past due,
tips at Patsy's are for shit.
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The Alibi is empty.
Makes me sick to say it,
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but I'm starting to regret
getting Svetlana arrested.
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Kevin, are you listening?
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What?
Yes.
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Do we really have to
get these genetics tests?
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- They're expensive.
- Yes, we have to get 'em.
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What if I have the Bracka gene
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- and I gave it to one of 'em?
- Don't think you can get
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ovarian cancer, Kev.
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Well, we still have to find out
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what my shitty orphan genes
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have in store for them.
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Don't want any more surprises.
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Hey.
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You guys still got those,
uh, cleaning products
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from the topless maid service?
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I gotta clean out
the empty unit.
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Yeah, let me get 'em.
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Have you examined your breasts
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in the shower
this morning, Fiona?
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Good morning to you too, Kev.
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A self exam is
no laughing matter.
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Do you even know how
to do it right?
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'Cause it's not just here.
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Let me show you.
Raise your arms.
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- Are you serious?
- He won't stop
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until he shows you.
It's not a sex thing.
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It's a "save your life" thing.
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I thought your lump was benign.
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My lump was benign,
but the scare was very, very...
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shit, what is the word again?
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- Malignant.
- Malignant!
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Raise your arms, Fiona,
because "malignant"
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is not a word you ever want
to have to remember.
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Drop the overalls.
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All right.
It's not just here.
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It's here too,
and under the arms here.
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All right?
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I got it, thanks.
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Thank you.
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- Okay.
- All right, you're good.
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Okay.
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It's like having four toddlers.
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Most action I've gotten
in weeks.
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So, now there's a meth dealer
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coming out
of the fuckin' woodwork.
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Hate to say I told you so.
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Really?
'Cause I think you kind of
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fucking love it.
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Love it more if
you listened to me.
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Ah, it's just so twisted.
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The meth dealer wanting
his stolen drugs back?
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That's what's twisted?
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That's what our mother left us.
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- You know, stolen drugs.
- Yeah... yeah,
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that, I'll give you.
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I guess I just never
really saw that before.
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Sobriety goggles are
kind of like
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the opposite of beer goggles.
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Fucked-up shit stops
looking normal.
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Brad, ETA on the red Harley?
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End of the week.
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Brad says "end of the week,"
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so probably next Wednesday.
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And fuckin' Charlie and Sierra.
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I-I-I mean, I can't even
hang with Lucas anymore
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'cause... you know,
I can't see them
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or see her, just...
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...you know, clean or not,
the guy's a fucking prick.
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All right, and she wants
to be with him?
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I mean, it's... I don't know,
it's fucking depressing.
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You're not depressed, Lip.
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You're self-obsessed.
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Here.
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- The fuck is this?
- This is a piece of shit
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that you're gonna turn into
not-a-piece-of-shit.
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Oh, are you giving me a project?
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I'm giving you something
to obsess about
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that isn't you.
Fix it up.
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Make it run, make it pretty.
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What's the point?
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The point is to get
your head out of your ass
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before you decide to drink again
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and hit an even worse bottom.
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Dios mio.
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Ah...
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Brought you that
chocolate-flavored soy shit
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you like to pretend is coffee.
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With a side of snark,
just like I like it.
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I thought you had work today.
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Soon, yeah.
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So, that drug dealer
that chased me?
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Can't seem to shake it off.
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I don't know what's wrong
with me.
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You laughing at me?
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Only because it's still hard
for me to tell
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when you're joking.
Are you serious?
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Um... well,
nothing's wrong with you.
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I think it's probably hard
for a normal human
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to shake off a drug dealer
chasing them.
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Well, Gallaghers are generally
not normal humans.
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Grief can change people.
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What?
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Um... grief.
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I mean, your mother died.
It changes you.
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Maybe you should
talk to the counselor.
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Rather talk to you.
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In fact, I'd...
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...rather do something with you
that doesn't involve talking.
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Ah.
Well, sorry.
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I am busy trying to help
at-risk youth.
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Fuck... oh, Jesus.
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- Hey.
- What is that?
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Pretty sure it's baby shit.
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The woman you evicted
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wiped baby shit everywhere?
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Yeah, parting gift.
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And I'm hoping it's baby shit.
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Right.
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- "Slumlord twat."
- Yeah.
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Kind of a nice ring to it, huh?
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- Yeah.
- So, you, uh...
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you here to tell me what
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your little family meeting
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was about this morning?
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I was gonna ask about
borrowing your car.
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I got a friend who's in trouble.
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- Oh, what kind of trouble?
- It's a DUI.
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Oh.
Right here.
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Great.
Thanks, Fi.
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Sure.
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Oh, hey, what time
are you coming back?
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- Hey.
- Ugh.
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Brought you a latte
from my fancy new latte maker.
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- Ooh, thanks.
- Ugh.
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You weren't kidding
about this place.
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Ugh.
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So, did you find a renter yet?
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No.
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I did spend $140
on credit checks.
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Turns out that nice clothes
and the appearance of money
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do not make for great credit.
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Why are you drawing
on the walls?
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'Cause I'd rather
my one good applicant
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not read the words
"thunder cunt."
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Guy insisted
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on seeing the place today,
and I don't have time
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to paint before he gets here.
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Hey, good news.
Charlotte and Trotter...
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from the gym?
They wanna move in here.
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Wha... what is that smell?
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It's human feces.
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Do we like Charlotte
and Trotter from the gym?
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Charlotte's cool.
Trotter's a bit of a shit-show.
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So, you'd rather live
next to some stranger
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that your new
sidepiece picks out?
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Can your friends pass
a credit check?
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They're cool.
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And we pay our rent on time
and we vouch for them.
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I still have to run the report.
And I have to meet them.
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Fine.
I'll set it up.
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My girlfriend's kind of
a thunder cunt.
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Not just kind of.
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It's the fertility hormones.
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Is it?
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What up?
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What up, what up?
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How are you guys doing?
Come on, bring it in.
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Jesus.
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Aye... what the fuck happened?
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I drove into a house.
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Serious?
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Yeah.
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You kill anybody?
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00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,628
By the grace of a god
I don't believe in,
262
00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:35,214
the only thing I destroyed
was my own life...
263
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,425
...and the house itself.
264
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:40,094
- Are you in pain?
- Both physical
265
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,595
and existential.
266
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:42,680
We'll stop by the drugstore,
267
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,515
see what they got
for existential pain.
268
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:46,851
Probably something
over the counter.
269
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,326
Watch your head.
270
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:05,286
Ugh.
271
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,420
Hey, Frank?
Some kid knocked over
272
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,046
- a bunch of orchids...
- It's Francis.
273
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:17,465
What?
274
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,593
My name.
I made a new tag this morning.
275
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:23,095
Did you know that
the name Francis means
276
00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:25,055
"comes from France,"
which is a little galling,
277
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,766
because the French use
too much butter
278
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:27,933
in their cooking and they refuse
279
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:29,393
to pronounce the letter H.
280
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,520
But the name Francis
is more commonly used
281
00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:33,939
to refer to Saint Francis
of Assisi.
282
00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:36,317
Listen to this:
"Francis was designated
283
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:39,111
patron saint of Italy.
He later became associated
284
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,280
with the patronage of animals,
285
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:42,656
and it became customary
286
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,450
to hold ceremonies
blessing animals
287
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,453
on his feast day
of four October."
288
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:51,582
Now, I do like being named
for a saint,
289
00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:54,710
and I've always
been a lover of animals.
290
00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:58,714
Do I bless them?
291
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:03,928
I would say yes.
292
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,389
Yes, I do.
293
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,893
And I will...
294
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,312
...on my new birthday,
295
00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:16,649
which shall forthwith
296
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,319
be held on four October.
297
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,745
Did you wanna ask me something?
298
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,916
I... forgot.
299
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,125
Uh-huh.
300
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,005
Is it because my presence
brings you peace?
301
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,186
Sorry I had to call you.
302
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,398
It's not a problem.
303
00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:03,654
No one in my family
would take my call.
304
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,499
What's funny?
305
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,502
They're gonna take away
my tenure and fire me.
306
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:21,505
Ah...
307
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,552
Why is that funny?
308
00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:36,937
Also, there's the G1
and G2 APOL gene
309
00:15:37,146 --> 00:15:40,691
that causes kidney disease.
I really don't want that one.
310
00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:43,652
Or the Bracka 1, or Bracka 2,
311
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,739
or the RET proto-oncogene...
312
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,198
which, I don't even know
what diseases it causes.
313
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,117
It just sounds horrible
saying it.
314
00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,246
Mr. Ball,
you are in fine shape
315
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:55,915
as inheritable diseases go.
316
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,708
Oh, I'm in fine shape.
317
00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,585
I'm in fine shape.
I'm in fine shape.
318
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:00,836
What the hell is
that supposed to mean,
319
00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:02,504
"I'm in fine shape"?
Because in science,
320
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,548
a positive can mean a bad thing.
321
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,592
And a negative can
mean a good thing.
322
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,135
It's crazy confusing.
323
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,763
Fascinating.
324
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,264
What is?
What are you writing down?
325
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,266
What is fascinating?
What is fascinating?
326
00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:16,894
Okay.
Doctor, just... tell us
327
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,146
about his genes.
And speak in plain language.
328
00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:20,981
This is a little over our heads.
329
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,943
You have a very rare
chromosomal pattern, Mr. Ball.
330
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,820
You are, more specifically,
one in two billion.
331
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,407
Uh, were you aware you are from
the Huntsville subgroup?
332
00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:32,451
What the hell is that?
333
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,119
It's a genetic signature
that only comes from
334
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,246
one very particular area
in Kentucky.
335
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:37,957
Uh, they were cut off
from civilization
336
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,334
by the Johnsville flood in 1826.
337
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,878
Uh, trapped in a rural area
known as a "hollar,"
338
00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:45,506
until someone found them again
120 years later.
339
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,592
As a result, they are one of
the most inbred populations
340
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:50,177
in the United States.
341
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,472
Did you say "inbred"?
342
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,307
Did you say "Kentucky"?
343
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,318
What's that smell?
344
00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:09,029
It's, uh...
it's temporary.
345
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,031
It'll be gone way before
you move in.
346
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,324
And I'm gonna give these walls
347
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,618
a nice coat of fresh paint too.
348
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,620
Ooh, how's the water pressure?
349
00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:18,497
It's great.
Feel free to check.
350
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,377
- You a smoker?
- Nah, I prefer edibles.
351
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,006
- Pets?
- Allergic.
352
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,091
- Kids?
- No kids.
353
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,551
No parties.
354
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,803
Pretty much
no life outside of work.
355
00:17:33,429 --> 00:17:35,097
- What do you do?
- Tech.
356
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,433
90 hour weeks,
and that's if I'm lucky.
357
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:40,644
I basically just need
a place to sleep and shower.
358
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,187
Well, I need first month,
last month,
359
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,772
and security deposit.
360
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,399
Not a problem.
361
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,449
Come on in.
362
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:54,867
Easy.
363
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,498
Gotcha.
Oh, I'll grab this.
364
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,799
Are you hungry?
365
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:11,925
No.
366
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,428
- No?
- No.
367
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,106
Hey, I'm gonna get you
some groceries.
368
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,983
Don't bother.
369
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:30,861
They'll just go bad
while I'm in prison.
370
00:18:31,487 --> 00:18:32,321
Prison?
371
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,574
As soon as I get
in front of the judge,
372
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:38,285
they'll lock me up for good.
373
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:44,792
Well.
374
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,795
Get you some food.
I'll come back,
375
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,505
we'll make some calls,
and, uh...
376
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,215
...find you a lawyer, all right?
377
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,189
It's, like, the most perfect
situation in the world.
378
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,108
Lakisha gets her nursing
practicum hours,
379
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,442
and I'm free.
380
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,445
What?
381
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,780
She'll be giving him
sponge baths.
382
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,281
And you're okay with that.
383
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,783
You guys,
she's making him happy.
384
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,244
- Exactly.
- Not like that.
385
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,163
You guys think like that?
386
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,458
Well, you seem pretty
over Neil anyway.
387
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,628
No, I'm not over him.
I mean, I am...
388
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,964
...over him, I guess, but...
389
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:33,924
I can't afford to lose
Neil's disability
390
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:36,718
and have to pay for childcare
and rent and everything.
391
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,095
Then you might want to try
392
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,264
to be the one
who makes him happy.
393
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,560
All right, so, I'll Venmo you
by Monday.
394
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:45,936
Perfect.
Thanks.
395
00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:47,312
Thank you.
396
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,236
Hey.
397
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,238
Are you applying to live here?
398
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,781
Yup.
Bahir.
399
00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,825
Oh...
400
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,161
It's really not a good idea,
Bahir.
401
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,122
I've been here three years.
402
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,875
The place is fucking riddled
with bedbugs.
403
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,335
And the new landlady,
she's too cheap
404
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:11,712
to bug bomb the place.
405
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,505
Oh, shit.
406
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,798
Hey, thanks for the heads-up.
407
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:16,842
Yeah, of course.
408
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,219
And... I dunno,
409
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:20,762
you might wanna burn
those clothes.
410
00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,222
Little fuckers are...
411
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,224
...like, bouncin' off
the walls in here.
412
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,977
- Ugh...
- I know.
413
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:28,687
Okay, bye.
414
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,817
Yeah, you handle DUI?
415
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,446
No, no, it's... it's for a friend.
416
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,492
- Sure, yeah, I can hold.
- Wasting your time.
417
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,119
Hey, shut up and eat your fries.
418
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,917
Yeah, I'm still here.
419
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,212
Um, I don't know.
He blew a...
420
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:54,880
1.8.
421
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,260
I promise
I won't drive anywhere.
422
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,890
Sorry, yeah.
I'm still here, yeah.
423
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,352
He blew a 1.8.
424
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,938
Yeah, he hit a house.
425
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,272
Um, but he didn't injure anyone.
426
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:13,440
Got lucky.
427
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,110
First DUI?
428
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,988
No, it's his second.
429
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:21,114
Fifth.
430
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,033
What?
431
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,077
No, sorry.
It's, um...
432
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,453
...it's his fifth DUI.
433
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,082
Hello?
434
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,002
Prick hung up on me.
435
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,921
Told you
you're wasting your time.
436
00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:38,298
Fifth DUI?
437
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,134
I mean, h-how does that
even happen?
438
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,804
Ask me again when you're 60.
439
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:51,019
Place smells like... dog shit.
440
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,063
Ah, it's baby shit, actually.
441
00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:54,439
Wow.
442
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:56,775
You should go into sales.
443
00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:59,152
I scrubbed the place down,
444
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,405
but the smell seems
to be lingering.
445
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,115
I'm gonna give the walls
a fresh coat of paint.
446
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,616
Should take care of it.
447
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,536
- We'll take it.
- Great.
448
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:09,204
- Actually...
- So, what
449
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:10,163
do you need?
First, last, security?
450
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,456
1,800?
451
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,458
Uh, no.
452
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,545
Well, yes, I need first,
last, and security,
453
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,006
but the rent is 1,000 a month.
454
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,632
- 1,000?
- You're not serious.
455
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,551
Mel and Nessa said they pay six.
456
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,720
Well, that's 'cause
they've been here a while.
457
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,766
Will the oven full
of baked shit cost extra?
458
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,689
Ugh.
459
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:36,690
I'll clean that up.
460
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:37,774
Look, I will give you
461
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,484
2,100, cash, right now.
462
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:41,528
That's 700 a month.
463
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,113
The rent is 1,000 a month.
464
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:44,781
And I already promised it
465
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:46,616
to a nice, quiet tech guy
466
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,618
who's happy to pay the 1,000.
467
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,538
So, you can put in, uh,
an application
468
00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:55,500
for any future vacancies,
but they'll be a grand too.
469
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,211
Tech guy named Bahir?
470
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:01,298
Yeah.
471
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,261
Come on, lady-friends.
472
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:07,679
I'll make you a fancy coffee
473
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,222
while you fill out
the application.
474
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,690
Gallagher, your uncle find you?
475
00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,025
- What uncle?
- He stopped by
476
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:22,277
looking for you.
50s, skinny.
477
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,738
Kind of dirty sexy.
Cheekbones for days.
478
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:26,990
Shit.
What'd you tell him?
479
00:23:27,199 --> 00:23:28,950
That you weren't here.
He said no problem,
480
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,577
he'll see you back
at your house.
481
00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:32,913
Fuck.
482
00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:34,915
We have a shift!
483
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,214
Carl!
484
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:43,673
Fiona!
485
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,259
Anybody home?
486
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:50,889
Fuck!
Where is my fucking meth?
487
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:56,561
You need to think about
it a little more, huh?
488
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:57,604
Hey!
489
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:00,440
Let him go!
490
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:09,908
Monica's dead.
We don't know anything
491
00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:11,201
about your meth.
492
00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:12,536
Bullshit.
493
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,246
Monica is fuckin'
indestructible.
494
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,748
There's no way she just lost
seven pounds of meth,
495
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:20,127
so either she smoked it,
or she sold it,
496
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:22,003
or her fucked-up family
stole it.
497
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,630
And in any one
of those scenarios,
498
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,925
I am still owned
70-fucking-grand!
499
00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:29,386
Fucking stop! Stop!
500
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:30,720
My money or my meth.
501
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,556
You got 24 hours.
You understand?
502
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:35,851
After that, you start worrying
about little Debbie,
503
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,770
little Liam,
and pretty little Fiona.
504
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,738
Okay.
505
00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:49,823
You all right?
506
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,032
- Yeah.
- You all right?
507
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:52,576
Fuck.
508
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:58,248
No, I mean, it's bad.
You know?
509
00:24:58,457 --> 00:24:59,791
It's "nothing but vodka
and mustard
510
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,334
in the fridge" bad.
511
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,086
Wonder what he's putting
the mustard on?
512
00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:05,130
And five DUIs?
I mean, I don't even think
513
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,631
Frank has five DUIs.
514
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,717
Only 'cause
he doesn't have a car.
515
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,385
I tried six lawyers.
They all hung up on me.
516
00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:11,887
I mean, he's fucked.
517
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,388
Right?
I mean, he's going to prison?
518
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:14,890
Not necessarily.
519
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,349
If he can get sober for real
520
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:17,767
and show a judge he's serious...
521
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:19,144
but that's his only shot.
522
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:23,523
I don't know... you know,
I don't think
523
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,484
this guy could ever get sober.
524
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,235
Know who else
they said that about?
525
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:30,614
You and me, and everyone
who ever got sober.
526
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:43,668
Can I help you
find something, sir?
527
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,462
Uh, fertilizer?
528
00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:47,339
Yes, sir.
Uh, against the wall,
529
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:50,133
next to the roses.
Oh, she's a good girl.
530
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,552
Yes, aren't you a good girl?
531
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,721
Yes, you are a good girl.
532
00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:57,516
Are you feeding her?
No, don't do that.
533
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,059
But I'm her patron.
534
00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:01,520
What?
No, she's a service dog.
535
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,271
You're not even
supposed to pet her.
536
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,900
I'll lead you to the roses.
537
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,735
- This way.
- Thank you.
538
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:10,695
- There are steps.
- Thank you.
539
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:11,613
Hey, Frank, great.
You didn't lose
540
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,114
your job yet.
541
00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:15,659
Fiona, when you address me,
542
00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:17,577
I'd prefer you call me "Dad,"
543
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,329
or "Father," or "Francis."
544
00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:22,958
Or on more formal occasions,
I'll also accept "Saint."
545
00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,544
Uh-huh.
You get, uh,
546
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,004
an employee discount,
Saint Francis?
547
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:29,798
- I do.
- That's great,
548
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:31,174
'cause this stuff's pricey.
549
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:32,717
How much off?
550
00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:35,011
Oh, I'm sorry,
but my discount doesn't cover
551
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:36,680
family or friends.
552
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:38,265
All right, then you buy it,
553
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:39,349
and I'll pay you back.
554
00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:43,603
N... that would be unethical.
555
00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:45,146
Here.
556
00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:49,192
So, what is that, seven dollars?
557
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:50,860
I give what I have to the poor.
558
00:26:52,404 --> 00:26:53,738
Fuck off, Frank.
559
00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:59,452
Yo!
560
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:04,207
Shit!
Fuck.
561
00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,376
Hey!
Hey!
562
00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:07,794
Youens!
Hey, hey!
563
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,004
Come here.
564
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:10,380
Come here, come here.
565
00:27:10,714 --> 00:27:11,715
You're good, you're good,
566
00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:12,674
you're good.
567
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,259
You're okay.
You're all right.
568
00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:15,385
You're all right.
569
00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:17,846
You're all right.
570
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:19,598
You're all right.
571
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,183
Okay?
572
00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,061
That's all right.
There you go.
573
00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:28,023
The broken ribs hurt
worse than the broken arms.
574
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,029
Ow.
What are you doing back?
575
00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,657
I got you some groceries.
576
00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:41,202
Pasta, 'cause it's easy.
577
00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:43,538
You know, frozen meals
for the microwave.
578
00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:50,128
And I wanna talk to you
about rehab.
579
00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:55,634
You know, I, uh...
580
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:58,136
...I haven't had a drink
in months now, and...
581
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,973
...believe it or not,
it feels pretty fucking good.
582
00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:09,481
I appreciate your help today.
583
00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:12,901
But I have to...
I have to figure out
584
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:14,819
some very pressing things...
585
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:17,947
...like how I'm gonna
wipe my ass
586
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:20,033
when it comes time
to take a shit...
587
00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:25,205
And how quickly I can
drink myself to death,
588
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,414
so I don't have to work up
the courage
589
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,041
to commit suicide...
590
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:31,086
...because there's no way
I'm going to prison.
591
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:34,881
So...
592
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:38,259
...with great affection...
593
00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:39,969
...and gratitude...
594
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:44,224
...I'm gonna have to ask you
to piss off.
595
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,249
I think I'm gonna go.
596
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:10,959
No, no, no, don't go.
597
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,627
It's been so quiet around here.
598
00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:14,879
It makes me feel weird
about day drinking.
599
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,256
That's 'cause
all the fucking hipsters
600
00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:17,882
chased away the locals.
601
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:19,676
Then the Russians chased away
all the hipsters.
602
00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:21,177
And then ICE chased away
all the Russians.
603
00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:23,179
And now we can't
pay our mortgage.
604
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:24,639
Okay,
605
00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,266
finish your day drink.
Next one's on me.
606
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:28,017
Oh, my goodness!
607
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:29,269
I found them.
608
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:31,980
What?
609
00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:32,981
What do you mean,
"What?"
610
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:34,274
You don't see that?
611
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:36,234
- See what?
- What?
612
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,819
What are we looking at?
613
00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:39,362
The Huntsville subgroup.
614
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:40,822
Which is what?
615
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:45,493
Whoa!
Kev, you found your family.
616
00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:48,204
- No, I don't have a family.
- Kev, baby,
617
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:51,332
this is huge.
These are your ancestors.
618
00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:53,293
When we dig deeper,
we'll find your family.
619
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:54,836
You're not an orphan anymore.
620
00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:56,212
V, do you remember
what that doctor said?
621
00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:58,465
They're inbred.
What if they try to eat us?
622
00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:00,884
- I think that's cannibals.
- Well, whatever.
623
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:02,761
They abandoned me,
624
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:04,471
so they're terrible people,
right?
625
00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:19,903
Why don't you try Eric Scarton?
626
00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:21,571
Spell it?
627
00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:24,115
S-C-A-R-T-O-N.
628
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:26,993
"Eric Scarton."
629
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:28,495
The dude sounds like a pussy.
630
00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:30,914
Ah, shit.
631
00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:32,290
What?
632
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:34,334
Found his criminal record.
633
00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:36,711
Spent over a decade
in the Statesville Pen.
634
00:30:37,128 --> 00:30:37,962
Why?
635
00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:39,672
Tried to kill a guy...
636
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,090
...with a spoon.
637
00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:43,134
With a spoon?
638
00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:47,222
He carved out
some dude's eyeball
639
00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:48,723
and fucking ate it.
640
00:30:48,932 --> 00:30:49,682
Shit.
641
00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:51,601
Monica could really pick 'em,
huh?
642
00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:55,230
Hey, guys.
643
00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:58,316
Came home early
to spend some quality time.
644
00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:01,402
Um.
645
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,112
It's over, Debbie.
646
00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:04,906
I'm in love with my nurse
647
00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:07,283
- and you're a horrible person.
- No offense.
648
00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:09,160
- "No offense"?
- You know he can't
649
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:10,620
edit his thoughts.
650
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:13,248
You don't love me,
651
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:15,750
and Lakisha does.
652
00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,710
She helped me discover...
653
00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:19,921
...my prostate.
654
00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:22,173
And my nipples,
and my other erogenous zones,
655
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:24,926
and you were just using me
for my money...
656
00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:26,553
...which is mean.
657
00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:30,473
What, Carl?
658
00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:31,766
Come home right now.
659
00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:33,059
Emergency family meeting.
660
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,686
Don't tell Fiona.
661
00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:38,731
All right, so he tells me
to piss off.
662
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,608
You told me to piss off
first time I met you.
663
00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,068
No, I didn't.
664
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:43,570
Right, you just accused me
665
00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:45,071
of wanting to suck your dick.
666
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,240
Look, he's...
he's covered in puke,
667
00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:50,285
passed out, facedown
on his broken arms,
668
00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:51,744
and I clean him up.
669
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,246
Right?
Which is may wore than
670
00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:55,206
I've ever done
for my prick of a father.
671
00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,584
So why am I feeling guilty
that I'm not over there
672
00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,752
wiping his ass for him?
673
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:01,838
Well, maybe it's because
he wiped your ass for you
674
00:32:02,046 --> 00:32:03,381
- when you needed it.
- Fuck that, he just wrote
675
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,133
- a check.
- Yeah, with money
676
00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,510
that he worked hard
to earn and didn't owe you.
677
00:32:08,678 --> 00:32:10,179
You... you know what
you haven't been
678
00:32:10,388 --> 00:32:11,931
since your old professor
ran his car
679
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:13,600
- into a house, though?
- What?
680
00:32:13,808 --> 00:32:16,936
Depressed.
Know why?
681
00:32:17,145 --> 00:32:18,396
'Cause fixing a fellow human's
682
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:20,398
even better than fixing a bike.
683
00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:23,234
And by the way,
it's how we stay sober...
684
00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:26,362
by being of service,
and by wiping asses
685
00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:28,072
when they need wiping.
686
00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:30,825
And by helping other drunks
get what we got.
687
00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:32,201
You...
y-you think I like
688
00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:33,703
listening to your shit?
689
00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:35,038
- I don't.
- No?
690
00:32:35,246 --> 00:32:36,205
No.
691
00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:37,332
'Cause I'm a self-centered prick
692
00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:38,625
like you, but...
693
00:32:39,709 --> 00:32:42,003
...when I listen to your shit,
I feel better.
694
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,839
So, it's a selfish thing.
695
00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:46,633
Yeah, now you're getting it.
696
00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:49,552
Gimme a sec, be right there.
697
00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:52,889
Yo, Carl, what's up?
698
00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:57,727
Wait, what?
699
00:32:58,728 --> 00:32:59,729
All right.
700
00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:01,272
Bye.
701
00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,030
Oh, no.
702
00:33:10,281 --> 00:33:11,491
Damn!
703
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,660
Kevin!
704
00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,328
I got the bill for your surgery.
705
00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:17,914
$1,500 just for anesthesia?
706
00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:19,040
Kevin!
707
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:25,505
What's this?
708
00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:27,131
It's me.
709
00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:30,051
It's the only picture
in my foster child folder.
710
00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:32,261
Cops found me at a gas station,
711
00:33:32,470 --> 00:33:33,846
and no one ever
came looking for me,
712
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,099
and now you want me
to go back to 'em.
713
00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:37,141
Well, don't you want to?
714
00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:38,434
Yes.
715
00:33:39,102 --> 00:33:40,687
Who will give me
tour of the back, please?
716
00:33:40,937 --> 00:33:41,688
Who are you?
717
00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:43,231
I am realtor.
718
00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:45,441
Hired by owner
to sell shit-hole bar.
719
00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,110
- What?
- Svetlana.
720
00:33:47,318 --> 00:33:48,861
She can't do that, can she?
721
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:50,238
She own, she can.
722
00:33:50,446 --> 00:33:52,115
That's it.
Enough of this shit.
723
00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:03,751
Show her nothing, Kev.
724
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:14,053
Do you examine your breasts
on a regular basis?
725
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,268
Monica's ex found us?
726
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:22,103
Yeah, he tried to
drown me in my own hot tub.
727
00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,188
Ian and I got,
like, nine grand between us.
728
00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:26,065
You got any money left?
729
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,109
Uh, no.
Only a couple hundred.
730
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:30,236
I had to pay off some debts.
Debs?
731
00:34:30,445 --> 00:34:31,863
- Doesn't have any.
- Spent it all
732
00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:32,989
on equipment and welding school.
733
00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:34,282
I'm broke.
734
00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:36,159
- Liam?
- Yeah?
735
00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:38,327
You have, uh,
any idea what Fiona did
736
00:34:38,536 --> 00:34:40,204
- with your meth?
- No.
737
00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:45,293
- We have to ask her.
- No.
738
00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:46,461
- No.
- Hell no.
739
00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:48,421
Well, has somebody got
a better idea?
740
00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:51,340
Something you can sell?
I mean,
741
00:34:51,549 --> 00:34:52,717
someone you know
that could loan us
742
00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:53,885
- that kind of money?
- Hey, Debs,
743
00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:55,261
how about Neil?
744
00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:56,721
He literally just broke up
with me.
745
00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:58,306
He said I'm a horrible person.
746
00:34:59,891 --> 00:35:01,350
Evening, family.
747
00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:04,103
- Jesus, Frank!
- Whoa.
748
00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:06,898
- Is that a squirrel?
- What the hell is that?
749
00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:08,941
Roadkill, I'm afraid.
750
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:11,903
I'll give him
a proper burial tomorrow.
751
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:13,196
Jesus.
752
00:35:13,404 --> 00:35:14,781
- Indeed.
- Frank,
753
00:35:14,989 --> 00:35:16,282
do you have any cash?
We gotta pay
754
00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:17,408
this Eric guy, for real.
755
00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:18,659
Of course.
756
00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:21,662
Thanks.
757
00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:26,334
Seven fucking dollars?
758
00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:30,129
We could rob where you work.
759
00:35:30,338 --> 00:35:31,464
Know where they keep the safe?
760
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,132
- Absolutely not.
- You're the one
761
00:35:33,341 --> 00:35:35,093
that got us into
this shit, Frank.
762
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,345
Monica.
Not me.
763
00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:38,971
And it's Francis now.
764
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,724
I no longer resonate
with a hard K.
765
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,518
Oh, fuck it.
766
00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:46,062
Let's talk to Fiona.
767
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:47,230
Yep.
768
00:35:55,947 --> 00:35:57,615
That's strange.
769
00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,075
I have...
770
00:36:00,243 --> 00:36:02,578
...I have a strange...
771
00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:05,248
...a strange feeling.
I... oof.
772
00:36:05,456 --> 00:36:10,253
Liam, do I feel warm to you?
773
00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:11,963
Nah.
774
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:17,093
Ah.
775
00:36:17,301 --> 00:36:20,054
My back.
776
00:36:23,391 --> 00:36:24,851
It's like...
777
00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:27,728
...my blood is warming.
778
00:36:42,618 --> 00:36:44,245
Sign over the bar to me
and I'll tell them
779
00:36:44,495 --> 00:36:45,621
that we were legit married
780
00:36:45,830 --> 00:36:47,790
and this was all
just a big mistake.
781
00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:49,417
No.
782
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,128
I will sell my bar
and live like a queen
783
00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:55,131
- in Russia with all my money.
- Bullshit.
784
00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:58,092
Your dream is a Quiznos
in Kansas.
785
00:37:03,431 --> 00:37:05,433
I keep two-thirds of bar.
786
00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:08,394
One-third, and you pay
Kev's medical bills.
787
00:37:08,603 --> 00:37:10,146
You also agree to take care of
788
00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:12,023
the three kids
three days a week.
789
00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:13,900
- We are thrupple again?
- No.
790
00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:16,569
I manage bar and all bills.
791
00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:18,070
We do that together,
and you teach me
792
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:20,239
- what I don't know.
- I teach you.
793
00:37:20,448 --> 00:37:23,284
But Kev,
he is too stupid for math.
794
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,203
- It's the inbreeding.
- What?
795
00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:27,038
We have a deal?
796
00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:34,503
If we weren't so screwed,
we wouldn't ask for your help.
797
00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:35,880
The dude almost drowned me
798
00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:37,548
- in my own hot tub.
- You don't have to
799
00:37:37,757 --> 00:37:39,050
help us, but it would
be really helpful
800
00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:40,509
if you could just tell us...
- Tell us what you did
801
00:37:40,718 --> 00:37:42,220
with the last two pounds
of meth.
802
00:37:45,723 --> 00:37:46,974
Is this the part
where you lecture us?
803
00:37:47,183 --> 00:37:48,559
'Cause if you could just speed
it up a little bit, that...
804
00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,353
You wanna be a smartass,
or do you want my help?
805
00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:55,524
I'm taking my time with this
806
00:37:55,733 --> 00:37:58,945
because I want you all
to remember this...
807
00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:02,114
how hard you tried not to
have to come to me.
808
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:03,866
Because if you didn't
have to come to me,
809
00:38:04,075 --> 00:38:06,244
then maybe you could
just get through all this
810
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:08,037
without having to admit...
811
00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:10,706
...one simple truth.
812
00:38:13,584 --> 00:38:15,336
Which is that I was right.
813
00:38:16,504 --> 00:38:19,882
When I told you
that keeping the meth...
814
00:38:20,675 --> 00:38:22,760
- ...was a bad idea...
- Mm-hmm.
815
00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:25,846
...I was right.
816
00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:30,393
When I begged you
not to take it...
817
00:38:31,269 --> 00:38:32,728
...I was right.
818
00:38:33,771 --> 00:38:36,983
When I told you that selling it
819
00:38:37,191 --> 00:38:38,526
and turning yourselves
820
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:41,821
into fucking meth dealers
821
00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:46,575
was a terrible decision
that could go horribly wrong,
822
00:38:46,784 --> 00:38:50,037
I was... super fuckin' right.
823
00:38:50,246 --> 00:38:51,914
- Well...
- I am the one who saw
824
00:38:52,123 --> 00:38:52,999
to your survival...
825
00:38:53,249 --> 00:38:54,959
...since you were babies.
826
00:38:55,793 --> 00:38:59,213
I am the only reason
that you are still breathing
827
00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:01,048
and have limbs intact.
828
00:39:01,882 --> 00:39:05,678
So, I want you
to remember this moment.
829
00:39:06,595 --> 00:39:08,055
So that the next time
830
00:39:08,264 --> 00:39:10,224
that I try to warn you
against a plan
831
00:39:10,433 --> 00:39:14,937
that Frank and Monica
thought was a good idea,
832
00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:16,147
maybe...
833
00:39:16,981 --> 00:39:20,526
...just... maybe you will
fucking listen!
834
00:39:20,735 --> 00:39:22,778
Are you gonna tell us where
the meth is or not, Fiona?
835
00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:31,287
I am, Debs.
836
00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:33,789
I am.
837
00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:38,753
Right after every single one
of you says...
838
00:39:39,837 --> 00:39:41,464
..."you were right."
839
00:39:41,714 --> 00:39:44,008
"And I was wrong, Fiona."
840
00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:46,802
Are you serious?
841
00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:48,346
Yeah.
842
00:39:54,143 --> 00:39:55,853
Time is a-wastin'.
843
00:39:57,146 --> 00:39:58,981
I wanna hear those words.
844
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,400
Okay.
845
00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:04,278
You were right
and I was wrong, Fiona.
846
00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:08,324
Mm-hmm.
847
00:40:11,369 --> 00:40:13,120
You were...
848
00:40:15,289 --> 00:40:17,625
...right
and I was wrong.
849
00:40:19,877 --> 00:40:21,504
Fiona.
850
00:40:23,881 --> 00:40:25,007
You were fuckin' right
851
00:40:25,216 --> 00:40:27,218
and we were fuckin' wrong,
Fiona.
852
00:40:32,515 --> 00:40:34,183
I wasn't wrong.
853
00:40:34,392 --> 00:40:36,185
I took what was mine.
I'm not sorry for it.
854
00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:37,395
That's how life works sometimes.
855
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:38,687
It didn't go my way.
856
00:40:38,896 --> 00:40:40,231
Now, can you please tell us
857
00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:41,315
where you put the rest
of the drugs
858
00:40:41,524 --> 00:40:42,149
so that motherfucker doesn't
859
00:40:42,358 --> 00:40:43,442
eat your eyeballs too?
860
00:40:43,651 --> 00:40:44,610
Guilt!
861
00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:47,238
It's guilt!
It's guilt.
862
00:40:47,446 --> 00:40:49,448
This feeling I've been having
in my stomach
863
00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:52,493
and in my bones and in my veins.
864
00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:55,538
I've discovered guilt.
865
00:40:56,705 --> 00:40:58,958
Don't you understand?
866
00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:00,793
I'm here to help.
867
00:41:01,544 --> 00:41:05,172
Does "help" include use
of your employee discount?
868
00:41:06,799 --> 00:41:08,968
'Cause we're gonna need
a lot of shovels.
869
00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:12,221
This is some
870
00:41:12,430 --> 00:41:13,806
seriously sick shit.
871
00:41:14,014 --> 00:41:15,724
It's no joke, Fiona.
872
00:41:15,933 --> 00:41:17,309
God, who buries her mother
with meth?
873
00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:18,686
Shouldn't you be asking
what kind
874
00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,980
of a mother leaves
her kids meth?
875
00:41:21,564 --> 00:41:23,566
For fuck's sake.
I gotta take a piss.
876
00:41:23,774 --> 00:41:25,860
I wonder what other new feelings
877
00:41:26,068 --> 00:41:27,945
life has in store for me.
878
00:41:28,612 --> 00:41:31,240
I've known glee, passion,
879
00:41:31,490 --> 00:41:35,244
joy, grief, despair.
880
00:41:35,453 --> 00:41:37,788
Were you planning on naming,
uh, all the human emotions?
881
00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:39,248
'Cause maybe you could help
dig while you did that.
882
00:41:39,457 --> 00:41:41,584
Regret... that would be a new one.
883
00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:43,419
Remorse... don't think
I've had that one, either.
884
00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:45,629
Jesus Christ.
885
00:41:45,838 --> 00:41:47,214
Crucifixion I have known.
886
00:41:47,423 --> 00:41:49,341
The woman we're digging up
saw to that.
887
00:41:50,384 --> 00:41:51,886
She nailed you to a cross?
888
00:41:52,094 --> 00:41:53,804
It was a sex thing.
889
00:41:54,013 --> 00:41:55,764
I don't like to talk about it.
890
00:41:59,894 --> 00:42:02,730
Ugh.
God damn it, this is hard.
891
00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,954
Go!
Oh, my God!
892
00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:33,093
Whoa, careful, Carl!
893
00:42:33,302 --> 00:42:34,512
Don't go too deep, all right?
894
00:43:07,962 --> 00:43:09,046
Oops.
895
00:43:09,255 --> 00:43:10,297
Oh, no.
896
00:43:12,174 --> 00:43:13,592
What do we do?
897
00:43:14,927 --> 00:43:17,930
Maybe we should hold hands...
898
00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:19,974
...and take a moment of silence?
899
00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:28,983
- Ugh!
- Oh, fuck.
900
00:43:29,191 --> 00:43:32,278
Oh, Jesus.
901
00:43:32,486 --> 00:43:33,904
All right,
where's the fucking drugs?
902
00:43:34,113 --> 00:43:35,656
I put them under her.
903
00:43:40,202 --> 00:43:41,787
I'll get the drugs
if you guys put her
904
00:43:41,996 --> 00:43:43,247
back in the coffin.
905
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:47,918
Fuckin' A...
906
00:43:50,963 --> 00:43:52,590
Ugh.
907
00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:54,550
God.
908
00:43:57,094 --> 00:43:58,804
You were so right, Fiona.
909
00:43:59,305 --> 00:44:01,348
You were right.
We were fucking wrong.
910
00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:04,018
Oh, my God.
Ugh.
911
00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:34,381
Come on in.
912
00:44:34,923 --> 00:44:36,133
Get in.
913
00:44:50,814 --> 00:44:52,149
Sweet Jesus.
914
00:44:52,775 --> 00:44:54,276
What is that smell?
915
00:44:59,823 --> 00:45:02,660
Ugh, God.
916
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,247
I... I have my hot tub.
It's worth, like, four K.
917
00:45:07,456 --> 00:45:09,166
It's, like, 33,000 in all.
918
00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:11,794
That's not enough.
919
00:45:12,044 --> 00:45:14,838
- You still owe me 37 grand!
- Stop, stop.
920
00:45:15,089 --> 00:45:16,757
Let me handle this, please.
921
00:45:17,007 --> 00:45:18,842
Eric, is it?
922
00:45:19,051 --> 00:45:21,345
You were Monica's partner,
I take it?
923
00:45:21,553 --> 00:45:24,431
Which means half of the drugs
belonged to her,
924
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,684
and we have done all we can
925
00:45:26,934 --> 00:45:28,852
to pay you back for your half.
926
00:45:29,061 --> 00:45:33,440
That smell?
That reek, Eric?
927
00:45:33,691 --> 00:45:37,152
That stench that's filling
your nostrils?
928
00:45:37,361 --> 00:45:39,113
That's Monica.
929
00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:43,701
Dead, rotting, beautiful,
tortured, magnificent,
930
00:45:43,909 --> 00:45:47,121
ridiculous,
worm-infested Monica.
931
00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:49,623
She died.
932
00:45:49,832 --> 00:45:51,375
We watched her die.
933
00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,877
And then
we put her in the ground.
934
00:45:55,337 --> 00:45:56,964
We buried some drugs with her,
935
00:45:57,172 --> 00:45:58,924
but that's neither here
nor there.
936
00:45:59,133 --> 00:46:00,592
And then we dug her up.
937
00:46:00,801 --> 00:46:02,553
But two bags of meth...
938
00:46:03,721 --> 00:46:06,056
...plus nine grand
and a hot tub?
939
00:46:06,265 --> 00:46:07,933
That's all we've got.
940
00:46:09,518 --> 00:46:11,103
That's it.
941
00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:13,981
And now
she's six feet under again.
942
00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:18,861
And if you come near
my family, Eric,
943
00:46:19,737 --> 00:46:22,114
as God as my witness,
944
00:46:22,322 --> 00:46:24,366
I will bury you with her.
945
00:46:28,078 --> 00:46:29,329
Are we clear?
946
00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:37,129
Yeah.
We're clear.
947
00:47:11,538 --> 00:47:14,374
Thanks... Francis.
948
00:48:03,799 --> 00:48:05,759
Did you have a chance
to reconsider
949
00:48:05,968 --> 00:48:07,094
my friends' application?
950
00:48:07,302 --> 00:48:09,096
I did not have that chance, Mel.
951
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:14,518
I was dealing with a...
family situation.
952
00:48:14,852 --> 00:48:17,938
And I was too busy texting Bahir
953
00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:20,440
and discovering
your bedbug bullshit.
954
00:48:20,649 --> 00:48:21,525
So?
955
00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:26,864
So...
956
00:48:28,323 --> 00:48:31,493
...I've been trying to be...
nice.
957
00:48:32,494 --> 00:48:33,996
Been trying to be mature.
958
00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:38,750
Trying to rise above
my station in life.
959
00:48:40,836 --> 00:48:43,005
But if you wanna
go ghetto on me...
960
00:48:43,213 --> 00:48:47,593
...I will beat you at that game
every fucking time.
961
00:48:50,012 --> 00:48:51,722
So, you're gonna call Bahir
962
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:54,766
and tell him
that you were lying.
963
00:48:56,101 --> 00:48:57,477
'Cause if you don't...
964
00:48:58,228 --> 00:49:00,856
...I'll fill your bed
with real bedbugs
965
00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:05,485
just so I have an excuse
to burn all your shit
966
00:49:05,694 --> 00:49:07,154
in the street.
967
00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:09,531
And then I'll evict you
968
00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:12,784
so that I can double your rent.
969
00:49:13,869 --> 00:49:16,038
'Cause you don't scare me.
970
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,087
We clear?
971
00:49:30,552 --> 00:49:32,763
All right, baby.
You can do this.
972
00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:34,097
I'm right here.
973
00:49:46,777 --> 00:49:48,528
Hello?
Hello?
974
00:49:48,737 --> 00:49:50,364
- Is anybody there?
- Who is it?
975
00:49:50,614 --> 00:49:51,698
Hello?
976
00:49:52,908 --> 00:49:55,953
Um... I was...
977
00:49:56,662 --> 00:49:58,413
...uh, found at a gas station...
978
00:49:58,664 --> 00:50:01,083
Outside of Skokie, Illinois,
979
00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:02,918
when I was two years old.
980
00:50:03,126 --> 00:50:06,380
That was about... 30 years ago.
981
00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:07,756
And I...
982
00:50:07,965 --> 00:50:08,924
Oh, my God, it's Bart!
983
00:50:09,132 --> 00:50:10,342
What?
984
00:50:10,592 --> 00:50:11,969
Bart, is that you?
985
00:50:12,219 --> 00:50:14,221
I think it's Bart.
Oh, my God.
986
00:50:19,142 --> 00:50:20,602
I'm Bart?
987
00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:23,563
I'm Bart from Kentucky.
988
00:50:23,772 --> 00:50:26,108
Is that you?
Bart, are you there?
989
00:51:00,851 --> 00:51:02,728
Well, shit.
990
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:16,158
Svetlana Fisher.
991
00:51:30,464 --> 00:51:32,090
Spasibo.
992
00:51:48,815 --> 00:51:49,733
Hey.
993
00:51:50,734 --> 00:51:52,986
Okay, you don't have to
go to rehab, 'cause...
994
00:51:53,528 --> 00:51:54,988
...we brought rehab to you.
995
00:51:55,530 --> 00:51:58,283
Go away.
996
00:51:58,492 --> 00:52:00,410
- No, look.
- Hey.
997
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:03,121
I'm not gonna let you just
roll over and die, all right?
998
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:06,083
We're just gonna
tell you our stories,
999
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:08,001
- see if you relate.
- Yeah.
1000
00:52:08,210 --> 00:52:09,419
Brad can tell you about the time
1001
00:52:09,628 --> 00:52:10,879
he almost killed his girlfriend,
1002
00:52:11,088 --> 00:52:13,173
and, uh, Dan has some surprising
1003
00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:14,883
hooking-for-drugs stories.
1004
00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:16,718
It's good stuff.
1005
00:52:17,886 --> 00:52:20,013
Didn't know AA made house calls.
1006
00:52:20,222 --> 00:52:22,349
Oh, yeah.
Think of us like,
1007
00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,935
uh, foul-mouthed
Jehovah's Witnesses.
1008
00:52:27,479 --> 00:52:29,773
You don't have to do anything
but listen, all right?
1009
00:52:30,232 --> 00:52:31,650
Can I drink while I listen?
1010
00:52:31,858 --> 00:52:33,068
Not a problem.
1011
00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:50,752
Go up with the hips.
1012
00:52:50,961 --> 00:52:54,172
Go left, right...
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