Original subtitles

>>Ten, nine, eight,

the Rocket Monkeys!

>>Go monkeys!

>>Another successful nap.

Uh, bro, what are we doing here?

>>Five more minutes.

>>What's Nefarious doing here, and where's YAY-OK's head?

What the macaque is going on?

>>No idea.

Snacky snack?

>>Well, I do like a good snacky snack.

Another successful nap.

Bro, what are we doing here?

>>No idea.

Snacky snack?

>>Well, I do like a good snacky snack.

Wait, maybe headless YAY-OK

and mouth clamp Nefarious are right!

We shouldn't eat those star-shaped seeds.

>>Why not?

>>Can someone tell me what's going on?

No idea.

Why don't you find out for yourself, Gus?

Good idea, me!

A clue!

That's from the team at GASI Cafe!

You're the best, Gus, so smart!

Mystery solved!

Well done, Gus!

Thank you!

I'm really happy you did it!

Thanks a lot.

You're really, really amazing!

Thank you.

To the GASI Cafe!

Yo, Peanut, we got a mystery going and I need you--

Hey, you really let this place go, huh?

>>You rocket monkeys have got some nerve coming back here!

This mess is all your fault.

>>No way!

>>How about we take a look at the security footage?

>>Get your monkey mitts off!

I can't see!

>>Da da da da du da!

>>Wally, a little help.

>>I'm going to need this, officer.

Official rocket monkey business.

I would not expect you to understand.

Yeehaw!

>>Good work, Wally, that couldn't have gone smoother.

>>I agree, bro.

Smoothity, smooth, smooth smooth!

>>Oh yeah that was totally us.

>>I seem to recall now. >>I guess we did.

The trouble is, we still need to find YAY-OK's head.

>>Wait, robot wants to play charades.

Is it a movie?

>>Is it a, an animal?

>>Is it a liquid? >>Is it an animal movie?

>>Is it a piece of wood?

>>Is it a liquid animal movie wood?

>>Is it wood at all?

>>Is it in any way, uh an organic substance?

>>I don't think its wood.

>>No, it's probably not wood.

Thanks.

>>By the Zoreks of Vandigar, no one silences Nefarious!

I may be an exiled super villain, but I know my rights!

How dare you-- >>Blah, blah, blah.

There's nothing more for us here.

>>Yay!

>>Okay squid-boy, no more speechifying.

We just wanna know where our robot's head is.

Spill!

>>There's nothing you can do to get me to talk.

>>YAY-OK, take us back to Nefarious's astroid,

where he'll be imprisoned forever with no cable.

>>Call me fickle, but I suddenly feel like talking.

Let the super villain flashback commence.

Wavyland wavyland wavyland.

I'll never get off this cursed asteroid.

At least I have you, Mr.Sqiddypoo

Boo boo boo boo boo.

>>Hear ye, Nefarious.

GASI has granted you a day pass from your asteroid prison

so you can visit your family and celebrate Squidsgiving.

>>Yippie, oh lucky villain me.

>>But no tricks this time.

>>Me, tricks?

Oh pish posh, never.

>>Call me monkey crazy, but I trust that evil squid.

>>Why don't we take my bed?

It'll be far more comfortable.

>>Whoa, you have a flying bed?

>>Rocket monkeys, my skeptical indicator suggests

this could be one of those tricks we

were just talking about.

>>As if.

>>How does it work?

>>It doesn't.

Monkey buffoons, easily fooled by obvious misleadingness.

You can't even figure out what I did there.

You're still puzzled, and I'm escaping.

>>We've been duped again, haven't we?

>>No kidding.

>>After that squid!

Nefarious, is this really

how you want to spend Squidsgiving?

>>Yes, escaping.

And it's going to work.

>>Such a comfy way to travel, isn't it squiddypoo?

Yes it is, everything is comfy for you

because you're so squishy--

>>Interesting flashback, my favorite part was when you

still didn't tell us where YAY-OK's head is!

>>Oh that, no idea.

Have you checked his torso?

It's making noises.

>>Yay!

>>Back off monkeys, I'm escaping,

and this veggie is fully loaded.

>>Oh yeah, two can play that game.

>>So mini-veg, I'm confused.

Who are you, and what are you doing in our robot's belly?

>>I'm a delicious Starken from the planet Starten.

You took me from my patch.

When will you be eating me?

>>Okay, new plan, we bring you back home,

and that's where we find robot's head.

Mystery solved.

Easy peasy, no problemo.

Problemo, listen, scary warrior vegetables,

we don't want any trouble.

Do you know where we can find this robot's head?

>>You've got some nerve bringing him back here.

Was he not delicious enough for you?

>>Um.

>>We are a proud varietal.

You have insulted us by rejecting our young,

and now we're going to destroy you.

But first, I see no harm in answering your question.

>>Wally, wake up, you're gonna miss the flashback.

>>The story begins like this.

>>Would you look at those adorable veggies?

Wally's gonna eat you up.

Yes he is, yes he is.

Seriously, I'm going to eat you.

>>Let's just grab one and get out of here.

These things are creeping me out.

Wally, let's go.

>>Just a quick snacky snack before we go.

Yum, star shaped seeds.

So gross!

>>What did Wally just eat?

>>Don't you flea bitten nitwits know anything?

They are forget-me seeds.

>>Wally doesn't need help forgetting.

He's got that covered on his own.

>>It's true.

>>Finally, my time to escape has come.

>>Bounce!

>>Nefarious is escaping.

We'll come back and look for your head later.

>>Come back here, so we can destroy you.

>>Interesting, but one more thing before you destroy us.

We're still kinda looking for robot's head.

>>Not that I should be telling you this,

but it's probably over there by the starken patch.

>>YAY-OK's head!

>>Gotta go.

>>Oh sigh, I always make the same mistake

revenge first, then explain the story.

Silly, silly, silly, starken.

>>Why did we even go to that planet in the first place?

>>Isn't it obvious?

I promised my mom I'd bring her some starken

for Squidsgiving dinner.

It's tradition.

>>Oh no!

Robot's head is gonna get canned.

He's gonna be headless forever.

A headless robot!

>>So young.

>>So headless!

>>You know it is your mission to bring me home

for Squidsgiving dinner.

So can we move all the boo-hoos along, hm?

>>Monkey up, evil villain's right.

A mission is still a mission.

>>Finally Uncle Zemajemoff, you made it, finally!

Just because you're a super villain doesn't mean

you shouldn't be on time.

Are these your friends?

>>Enemies, ma'am.

>>What's for dinner?

>>where's the starken I asked you to bring?

You forgot it didn't you?

>>We tried, it's just--

>>Nevermind, I knew you'd forget

so I picked up a can myself.

>>Uh.

>>Gentlemen, you found me!

>>YAY-OK's head, yay!

>>It's a Squidsgiving miracle!

>>Canned robot?

Ah, delicious!

>>Yay!

Say what? >>What?

>>What?

>>What? >>What?

>>Come on Robot, just a little taste?

>>Not gonna happen, Wally.

Okay, let's see here.

Face wash, check.

Sneakers, check.

Rocket monkeys, che, what are you two doing here?

>>Sh, I'm hiding.

>>From who, who'd you be hiding from?

>>Gus, have you seen him?

>>He's right beside you, Wally.

>>Darn it, luggage?

Where are we going?

>>Rocket monkeys are going nowhere.

I'm just going in for a simple checkup.

I've got--

>>Checkup?

You seem fine.

>>Continuing, GASI will be sending you a robo substitute.

Oi, warning gentlemens,

no goofing around on this one.

>>Goofing?

>>Us?

>>I can't believe you would ever--

>>Just stunned that you have accused us of something--

>>I never--

>>Roll substitute abuse flashback.

>>He just got goofed!

>>Goofed again!

>>G-g-g-goofed!

>>That you would accuse us

of something as extreme as goofing!

>>Silly like that.

>>Gus, Wally, please be nice to my robo substitute.

>>Our goofing days are over.

>>Yeah, right.

You're called the rocket monkeys,

not the serious monkeys.

>>Huh, I wonder what goof we'll do this time.

>>Same here.

>>Uh, how much of that flashback did you see?

>>All of it, I own the DVD.

The point is, this time I found a substitute

you're not gonna goof with.

>>We'll see about that.

I mean, yes of course we won't.

Why would we?

Innocent look.

Big watery eyes.

Weak bladder.

>>The sub should be arriving any minute now.

Chimpsky out.

>>So much preparation.

>>So little time.

>>Telephone? >>Check!

>>Sleeping bird? >>Check.

>>Radioactive toxic waste? >>Check!

>>Everything else we could ever need

to pull off the biggest goof in galactic history?

>>Checkity check, check, check!

>>Hi boys!

>>Mom!

>>Wait, you're the sub?

>>Anything to help my boys.

I'll get it!

>>No!

>>Phew!

We missed you so much!

>>Ma, why don't we give you a tour?

>>Just look at this kitchen!

Filthy, it needs a mother's touch.

>>Don't touch that toaster! >>We'll clean it!

>>Look at you two, super filthy!

You know what that means.

>>Milkshakes!

>>Not quite.

>>Mom, this is embarrassing!

>>And why's that?

I'm your mother!

>>Because Dr. Chimpsky's watching.

>>Oh boy, that is embarrassing.

>>Now you two soak while I start dinner.

>>Yo doc you were supposed to send us a robo substitute.

>>Changed my mind.

Your mother is perfect.

In every way.

Anyways, I have an important mission.

It's all about the dreaded mud shrimp.

>>Not the dreaded mud shrimp!

>>You've heard of them?

>>Nope, but you can tell they're bad from the music.

>>They're very bad!

The mud shrimp have entered GASI airspace,

and they're getting mud everywhere.

It's up to you to drive them away.

Oh boy.

>>We won't let you down, sir.

>>Well, yes.

Well that'd be a nice change of pace.

>>Set a course for the Scampi Nebula!

>>Nah ah, no flying.

Too dangerous!

Not until you put on your safety gear.

>>Foul vermin, we order you

to leave GASI airspace at once!

>>This is a joke, right?

What are you sitting on, baby seats?

>>These are monkey warrior seats.

>>They are?

Thanks Ma!

>>Prepare to be vanquished!

>>Dinner's ready!

>>Mom, we're vanquishing here!

>>No vanquishing until you've had your supper!

Here comes the rocket!

Whoosh whoosh whoosh all through space

until it lands right in your face.

>>How do I press record on this thing?

I mean Fred has gotta see this.

>>Enough with your muddy mess!

>>Get out of our space, shrimp!

>>I'm gonna put you in a pan and saute you

with some delicious garlic butter!

>>I'm gonna watch, 'cause I'm not allowed

to operate the oven!

>>Leave now, or we'll hose you down.

>>Oh I'm scared.

I am totally frightened to death.

Look at me, oh!

My claws are rattling.

>>That's it!

Prepare to get hosed.

Can't reach the trigger.

Blast these mittens!

>>Gustav, Wallace, what did I say

about getting your winter onesies messy?

>>Mama's boys, mama's boys!

>>Nobody laughs at my boys!

>>Mama's boys, mama's--

>>Take that! >>Huh?

>>And that!

How do you like some mop?

I wish I had more mop!

More mop!

>>Ooh, no fair!

>>Way to vanquish, Mom!

>>What a hoot!

Who knew it was so much fun being a hero?

I think I'll be a full time rocket monkey from now on!

Won't that be great?

>>Yay!

>>Great.

Robot, you gotta come back fast!

Mom's making me monkey crazy,

and not the fun kind of haha monkey crazy.

The err kind of monkey crazy!

>>My apologies, rocket monkey Gus,

but it's taking a little bit longer than I expected.

There's been a bit of a mix up.

>>Emergency, ooh come to the bridge at once!

>>What's wrong, is it the mud shrimp?

>>Are we out of toilet paper again?

>>No, it's a test.

Oh my, four seconds.

You'll have to do better than that

if you want to be on the rocket mommy team.

>>Yay, I like teams!

Pick me, pick me mommy!

>>Hold on a monkey sec, who made you captain?

>>I did.

Ever since Bernice took over,

you've had a success rate of 100%.

That's an improvement of well, 100%.

She's amazing.

>>Thank you, Neville.

>>Neville.

>>Don't worry boys, we're still gonna have fun.

In fact, the first thing we're going to do

is clean up this galaxy.

>>Okay, let's clean up crime!

>>No, I mean literally clean up,

as in scrub-a-dub-dub?

What fun!

>>Yay, yay!

Ah, sss.

>>According to the GASI handbook,

every airlock should be clutter free.

>>But Ma, that's my expired pudding collection!

>>No!

Oh chocolate how we laughed!

Vanilla, no, I think I'll miss you the most.

Farewell, tapioca!

No, banana!

>>Prepare to eat photons, Purple Puzzler!

>>Puzzle this, what do you call a black hole that's--

>>According to the GASI handbook,

you should only watch 10 minutes of TV per day.

Any more is too much.

>>You just, you turn,

you're turning--

>>10 minutes, losing--

>>T-t-t-TV.

>>What?

>>According to the GASI handbook,

a pretty ship is a happy ship.

Surprise!

>>You just, you turned,

you t-t-t-t.

>>It's no fairsies.

Mom is taking all the fun out of being a rocket monkey.

>>What happened to our old mom?

Now she's nothing but do this, do that,

snappity snap bossy lady.

>>Oh, snappy snap bossy lady?

That's what they think of their mother?

Oh dear.

Help!

I went out for groceries

and I've been captured by mud shrimp!

Oh no, someone help!

>>Mom's in trouble!

>>It's a full on mud shrimp cocktail!

She's never gonna make it outta there,

never do you hear me?

Never!

>>Monkey up, bro.

We got no choice.

We gotta rescue mom.

>>You there, you call that menacing?

I said look more threatening.

>>Roar, roar?

>>If only someone could capture that shrimp in a giant net!

That's already been loaded in the torpedo tube?

That can be launched

by pushing the red flashy button, just saying!

No reason, help.

>>Right, pushing blue button.

>>I said the red flashy button.

You did it boys, you saved me!

Thanks for the help, Tony.

>>No problem, nice monkey lady.

Thanks for the mittens!

>>Yay!

>>Are you sure you have to go?

>>There's too much excitement around here.

Being a rocket monkey is for heroes like you two.

Besides, I've got a new job at GASI HQ.

>>Starting now, rawr.

>>Call you later boys.

Love ya bunches!

>>Mom!

Mom's calling!

>>I'll get it! >>No I'll get it!

>>We'll both get it!

>>Hello, hello, hello?

Hello, oh no.

We've been goofed!

>>10, nine, eight.

>>Go Monkeys.

>>Oh, we're not gonna make it in time.

>>We are.

We have to.

Which way's next?

>>No idea.

Look, Inky.

>>Nice work, Inky.

>>You the squid, you the squid.

>>We're gonna make it.

>>Yes, I'd like two brekkies please.

What do you want, Wally?

>>We stop serving breakfast

the moment I end this sentence.

Thanks for coming.

>>Then make it four lunches.

Please and thanks.

>>Aw, hey forgot my special sauce.

A little help, Inky?

>>Apparently, Inky is out of ink.

This is quite quizzical.

Inky was fine yesterday.

Gus?

Wally?

>>Fine.

Monkey flashback.

>>Okay now, assuming we're responsible--

>>Which we are not.

>>How do we get more ink for Inky?

>>I am glad you asked.

The answer lies in the classic series of travel movies,

"Adventures with Dr. Chimpsky."

Observe.

>>Hello, and welcome to the cheerful

"Adventures with Dr. Chimpsky."

>>Boo. >>Boo, I say, boo.

>>Inktonia, land of 1,000 inks.

No one ever runs out of ink here.

Ah, Inktonia.

May your inky rivers flow freely.

Which reminds me of a very long poem I once wrote--

>>Boo.

>>Stinko.

>>So, I guess you want to go to Inktonia for a refill?

Yes, you do.

Yes, you do.

>>Yay.

>>Excellent, I'll plot a course

for the extreme far side of the galaxy.

But first, your travel probes and vaccinations.

>>Plan B.

Plan B.

>>Welcome to Inky Mart.

Make your mark at Inky Mart.

I have to say that.

I have no choice but to say that line.

>>Move it, chatty.

We're looking for Inky refills.

>>Aisle 12.

>>Take a number.

Number 15.

Final call.

Number 15.

Number 16.

No?

Number 16?

16?

Final call.

Number 16.

Number 17.

17?

Number 17?

Number 17?

17?

Number 17?

Number 17?

One, followed very closely by a seven?

17?

Number 17?

Number 17?

>>That's us.

>>I'm Inky Mart Associate 67.

Happy to be of service.

>>You don't look that happy.

>>I'm not.

I have a college degree.

>>Works for me.

Our Inky needs a refill.

>>What model?

>>Sheesh, it's about time.

>>Are you in there, Inky?

>>Halt.

Don't forget your receipt.

>>Receipts are for the weak.

>>Yeah.

>>Welcome back, Inky.

Ugh, barfo.

Well, maybe he's the new and improved Inky.

Go on, do something funny.

>>No, not funny.

I mean, I'm smiling, but I'm not really laughing.

Getting better.

>>Oh, boy.

Hate to interrupt your monkey shenanigans,

but this is most definitely not Inky.

>>Wha?

>>I didn't order a gross new Inky.

>>Now that's funny.

>>Welcome to Inky Mart.

>>I have a complaint.

You gave us a bad Inky.

>>Looks fine to me.

>>This is just a cheap knock off.

We want our old Inky back.

>>Listen, if you have a problem with your merchandise,

I'll need to see a receipt.

>>But well, see, I was,

it's so heavy, it dissolved in the ether.

I was playing with it and it--

>>Yeah? >>Burned.

>>Right.

>>I don't have it.

>>No receipt, no Inky.

>>Attention Inky.

If you can hear this, we will get you back.

We have a plan.

We are going to sneak into the store

in disguise and rescue you.

If this isn't Inky, forget what you just heard.

>>Happy to be of service.

Oh boy.

Take a number.

>>No number for us.

>>Inky Mart workers don't need numbers.

>>You don't look like Inky Mart workers.

You're too happy.

>>Oh, we don't, do we?

Take a number. >>Happy to help you.

I work here. >>I have a name tag.

I have the pants.

Clean up, aisle ten.

>>Not very convincing.

>>Fine, hit it.

>>Nine, four.

Hard drive action.

>>Oh dear.

What do we have here?

>>Oh, goodness me.

Help me.

All of the Inkys is terrifying.

>>Squirt, squirt.

>>Inky sauce, inky sauce.

>>Borscht hair.

>>Security, we've got two squirters in aisle eight.

On the double.

>>Go monkeys.

>>Monkeys?

>>I mean, hello there, cutie stuff.

You're in charge of this whole area?

It's yours and your own register?

I love a man with a register.

Here's my number, big boy.

Why don't you call me sometime?

>>Security.

>>Inky?

You out there?

>>Yup. >>Oh yeah.

>>No, I mean the Inky that

hangs around with the Rocket Monkeys.

>>Aw. >>Come on, man.

>>Listen to me, Rocket Monkeys.

Inky is straight ahead.

73.67 degrees

north by north, northwest.

>>That way.

>>Inky? >>Inky?

>>Inky, where are you? >>Inky, Inky?

>>Inky, Inky, Inky-do. >>Come on now, Inker.

We've been searching for well over a minute now.

Wally, it's no use.

Farewell, my Inky buddy.

Inky.

>>We found you.

>>Now that we've found you, nothing can go wrong.

Nothing, we're together and there's no danger in sight.

>>Yay-Ok.

Help!

>>Hooray for Yay-Ok.

>>You the robot, Yay-Ok.

>>Boo for Yay-Ok, boo.

>>Wait, got it.

Inky, pull me up.

Keep 'em busy, bro.

>>I think I'm wearing 'em down.

>>Right, that's not going to work.

Hang in there, bro.

>>Seriously?

Skunked again.

>>Set a course for Inktonia.

Inky needs a refill.

>>Well, you sure were thirsty.

Now that you're full, there's a few things

around the ship that need doing.

The floor's gotta be waxed. >>You've got a pool to fill.

>>Tentacle all the ceilings. >>Rocket needs new paint job.

Yellow banana, red banana, yellow banana.

fluff, fluff, red banana.

Woo hoo.

>>Whoa, Wally.

All these decorations are cutting into our profits.

>>It's our first baby sitting job.

It's gotta be special.

Remember how Dr. Chimpsky practically begged us to do it?

>>Please?

Please?

>>Pretty, pretty please? >>Please, please, please?

>>Please.

>>Please, please, please. >>All right.

>>Please, please, please, please, please.

>>I said all right.

>>One question, how long do we actually sit on the baby?

>>One baby, three snickits an hour,

happy, happy monkey.

Oh. I'm gonna be rolling in snickits.

I'm gonna be snickit crazy.

>>It's here.

>>Ka-ching.

>>Well, this is a nice surprise.

Look at my monkeys being so responsible.

>>It's a lot more square and wooden and boxy

than I was expecting, but I love it anyway.

Come give Papa a hug.

Come here, you.

>>Ah, no Rocket Monkey Wally.

I'll handle this one.

>>Earning snickits starts now.

This is way too easy.

Oh, look at you, you're so cute.

>>That doesn't look very babyish.

>>Warning, Rocket Monkeys.

This is the last gamaca in all the galaxy.

Your job is to make sure that nothing happens to it.

Nothing.

Repeat, absolutely nothing.

Oh, who am I kidding?

Just don't kill it.

Chimpsky out.

>>Like something's gonna happen with us in charge.

>>Soon you're gonna be full.

Yes you are.

Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching.

Who's my little ka-chinga choo-choo?

>>What's it doing?

>>It better not be doing what I think it's doing.

>>No wonder it yelled.

The spikes look quite spiky.

>>It's a baby egg.

>>That must be gamaca for, "Hooray, I'm so happy."

>>You watch the baby, I'll go find the money.

I mean, the mommy.

Yoo-hoo.

Alien mama.

You around here?

Ow.

Okay, stop doing that.

Okay, gamaca, you're going to have to come this way.

Oh, ow.

Baby needs its mama.

Yeow, ow.

Stop pulling that.

Ow.

I'm charging double for this.

>>Eggy, you're gonna to love wearing a diaper.

I mean, who doesn't?

This'll keep you clean and fresh.

Nevermind.

No one wears diapers anymore.

>>Oh, someone's cold.

I'll keep you warm.

After all, I'm a baby sitter.

That joke just never gets tired.

>>Oh.

Prickly.

Not bad.

Still cold?

That'll work.

>>Okay, ro-bro.

Now--

I get it.

You're nervous about being a mom.

We all have doubts.

Even me.

Sometimes I say to myself, Gus, you're amazing.

But then I sometimes say, but Gus,

are you really that amazing?

And the answer's always yes.

Feel better?

Great, that's why they pay me the big snickits.

>>Eggy, meet Dusty.

Dusty, meet Eggy.

>>Ow.

Please, I am not a device for smashing eggs.

Come on.

That one was right in the box.

That may do it for Yay-Ok.

>>Look, guys.

She can't wait to see the egg hatch.

>>She sure has a strange way of showing her affection.

This is all going on the bill.

>>It says here in the "Gassy Babysitter's Handbook"

that mamas like to spend quality time with their eggs.

We can do that.

>>That'll give them room to bond.

>>I'm gonna cry.

It's so beautiful.

>>Tell me about it.

Now we can charge double.

>>Look, baby's taking her first steps.

Mama must be so proud.

>>What is happening?

>>What is going on?

The baby ate the mom, what is happening?

Why?

>>Whatever just happened,

it better not be cutting into our bottom line.

>>Bad baby alien.

No eating your mama.

>>It appears that once a gamaca comes of age,

which is immediately,

it eats its mother and lays a new egg.

A remarkably tiny food chain.

>>Ugh.

Ew.

>>Ka-chinga ding dong.

More babies equals more money.

We just gotta stop all that mommy eating

and we'll be monkey rich.

Say, why don't you go after it this time?

>>No way, bro.

You go.

>>You. >>You.

>>You >>You.

>>You. >>You.

>>You. >>You.

>>Let's settle this like gentle-monkeys.

>>Fine.

>>Fist, foot, tail.

>>Monkey wins.

>>Are you in there, gamaca?

Ow.

Tell you what?

Come with me and you won't end up as baby food.

Promise.

Stay in here and you'll be perfectly safe.

Ouch.

That's a good girl.

I thought you were watching the egg.

>>I hid it somewhere super secret.

>>Let me guess, in the closet?

>>Maybe.

>>Okay, let's try this again.

>>Come on, egg.

Someone's got an appetite.

How about we try something you're not related to?

Come on.

Open up.

Here comes the rocket ship.

Look out, rocket gorillas.

Evasive action.

>>Just take my hand.

Nothing's gonna happen with babysitter Gus in charge.

You'll be completely safe.

>>There you are.

Open wide.

>>Just keep it away from me.

How hard can that be?

Away.

Away.

Yeesh.

This is called a TV.

It's peaceful and relaxing and completely safe.

Wally. >>Whoops.

>>How about a nice space walk to calm those nerves?

Wally.

>>She wanted to ride the monkey arm.

Come on, it's fun.

>>Trust me.

No one ever comes up here.

Wally.

>>We were looking for baby clothes.

Adorable.

>>Darwin's knuckles.

All this mom chomping is totally eating into our profits.

>>That's it, let's call our mom.

She'll know what to do.

>>Are we catching you at a bad time?

>>Gustav, Wallace, don't be silly.

Never a bad time for my boys.

What's up?

>>We're babysitting this baby who keeps eating its mother.

>>Oh, kids.

I tell ya.

That brings back memories.

>>Aw.

>>Our babysitting money is at stake.

>>Have you tried the old TV distraction?

>>Tried it.

>>How about taking it for a walk outside?

>>Doesn't work.

>>Try rubbing its belly.

>>Did someone mention belly rubs?

Because, you know.

Love them.

>>No.

>>Gotta go.

>>Ooh. >>Ew.

>>That is gross.

Belly rubs?

That's never gonna work, never.

>>Oh, who's a lil' gami-gami-gamaca?

You love it when I rub your belly?

>>Would you look at that?

>>What can I say?

I've got the touch.

>>So, Rocket Monkeys.

How did everything turn out?

>>Shh.

We just got them all to calm down.

>>What do you mean all?

>>Shh.

There you go.

Who's a good little gamaca?

Gami-gami-gami.

You like it when I rub your belly?

Do you like it when I rub your belly?

That's a good little baby.

>>Let's see, that's three snickits per gamaca.

That's one, two, 42 gamacas times three hours

comes to, let's just say 200 snickits.

>>I'm impressed, Rocket Monkeys.

You know, if you're interested,

I could help you make a little more snickits.

>>Go on.

>>It's adorable.

>>If we charge by the pound,

ka-chinga ching ching.