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Original subtitles

>>Ten, nine, eight

Rocket monkeys!

>>Go Monkeys!

>>Three, two, one

Yay!

>>Tails off to you Rocket monkeys.

That's 24 hours without a single monkey mishap.

For your reward, I'm sending you

on a fabulous vacation to...

>>Stripey rounded planet?

>>Bouncy Bouncy Planet?

>>Close. Robot Beach.

>>Oh.

>>Awesome.

>>Are you Kidding me?

Beach day, Yay Okay.

Beach day, Yeah Okay.

Beach day, yeah okay.

>>Ooh. Look at these.

>>Robot beach isn't so bad.

>>Ah, Fellas I tell you,

It doesn't get much better than this.

Hot sunshine,

fresh oil and, oh hello,

My bolts.

>>Yo, nerd bot. You macking on my special lady?

>>No, It's a, you say, what's...

>>That's right. My friend was flirting

with what I can only assume was

some kind of lady fridge.

What about it?

>>Yeah, what about it?

>>Nothing about it, it was a misunderstanding.

Funny, really.

>>You saying she's funny looking?

>>Yeah, that's what he's saying.

>>Who's saying that? Wasn't me.

>>What are you gonna do about it, huh?

Go cry and get all rusty?

>>I don't get it. You let that bully bot walk all over you.

>>Apparently, I've never been programmed to defend myself.

Robot shame.

>>Yay Okay. We're going to re-program your wiring

and toughen you up.

>>Yeah, toughen you up.

>>Go monkeys!

But that might be a bad idea.

My wires are very sensitive and your monkey fingers

they're clumsy, hairy, I don't...

>>Point ignored. Ta-da!

The official gassy guide to robot programming.

All I've gotta do is read it.

>>You didn't even look at it.

>>Waiting for the movie.

Instead, I'm just gonna subcross a few of these

doosie-witsits.

Then I'll connect this high capacity mammal,

to this chocolate, chocolate, biscuit.

Then I put a saucy, saucy

against this plactaceter, whatever that is.

And that'll show that bully who's robo boss.

Go on, you can do it.

>>Yeah, monkey up!

>>Someone's cruising for a downgrade, huh?

>>Fight, fight, fight, fight.

>>Ah!

>>Uh oh. Looks like I overloaded his sassy capacitors.

Maybe I should read the manual.

>>Never!

>>You're right. What was I thinking?

Okay. This time when that tin can comes after you,

you press this button and it's whamo cruncho time.

>>So, it's the return of the loser bot.

>>That's right. Except, not the loser part.

Anyway, with one press of this button

robots gonna turn into a mighty power house.

I meant, a stinky out house.

>>Be scared.

>>I can't believe it's come to this.

I will read the manual.

>>Don't do it Gus.

We're rocket monkeys!

We skim through life.

>>You're right Wally. Thanks.

>>Wait. Before you change Yay Okay for good.

>>Yes

>>I'm gonna go peel one.

>>This, that, and this dial

That should do it.

I've cranked up all Yay Okays dials to eleven.

Now let's go kick some bully bot butt.

>>Oh you.

>>Oh goody. It's the two fur bags,

and their roll of aluminum foil.

I'm only gonna tell you losers one more time,

stay off...

>>Thank you for recycling.

>>Hooray!

>>And that's how Yay Okay does it!

>>Excuse me sonny. Is this spot taken?

>>Excuse me, old robot, anyone else see a free spot?

How about this, take your towel, walk off my beach,

and do not look back.

This is Yay Okay's beach now. Get it?

Eh, what are you looking at?

Keep it moving!

>>Yo Gus, do you think that maybe Yay Okay's

tuned into a total bully?

>>And another thing, how about this one

>>Terrible, oh, just terrible.

For them. For us it's potentially awesome!

>>Tables occupied loser!

>>Tables occupied huh. Occupied by my fists.

>>Rocket monkeys. I'm using my very disappointed voice here.

I knew you couldn't go another 24 hours

without a monkey mishap.

>>That's a good thing, right?

>>Opposite. There is an extreme bully bot

running ramped through the galaxy.

>>How's that our fault?

>>He fits this description.

>>Oh Yeah.

>>Totally our fault.

>>Oh, I knew it.

You escalated Yay Okays emotion-a-tronic meter

didn't you?

>>That would be good right?

>>Opposite.

Yay Okay will soon be so full of emotions,

he'll become a major galactic bossy bats.

Fix-ie. Now-ie. Jimskie Out-ie.

>>It's not like he's hurting us,

I mean, it's Yay Okay.

How bad could he get?

>>Yay Okay's in charge now.

>>Okay, this is bad.

>>Whoa. So this is how the ship gets its power.

>>For years it's been me.

Sweating oil, ramming till my processes ache.

With not so much as a simple thank you.

But now the ship will run on the monkey power.

>>Monkey power's the best!

>>Monkey power sucks.

>>That's it. I'm outta here.

>>Excuse me Gus. Going somewhere?

>>Just need to get close enough to Yay Okay

to adjust his whatever-mijigy and set it back

to where it's supposed to be.

>>Rocket monkeys, you can run but you can't hide!

Where are they?

Show me the monkeys.

Where are you hiding them?

>>Hey there, tall, metallic

and whatever's robot for handsome.

Give us a little sugar.

>>Yes indeedy.

Ooh yeah, that's uh, wow that's the spot.

Beat it punk. We're busy here.

Give Yay Okay a kiss, come on.

>>Oh, get away, get stuffed.

>>Wow

>>Where in the nuglets is his emotion-o-tronic thingy?

Oh come on. It's gotta be here somewhere.

Who built this? Somebody with hands the size of a Gerbil?

This is ridiculous.

Too many buttons. Too many wires.

I can't believe it's come to this.

I have to read the manual.

Yes. Of course. The emotion-o-tronic do-hicky.

>>Yay Okay, buddy, how you doing?

>>How am I... what the bots is going on here?

>>Don't worry about it bro bot.

You're not a bully anymore and that's what counts.

>>Me? Come on. A bully. Never.

>>There's the robo bully.

>>Ladies and Gentle Bots, it appears that

due to some faulty wiring, I may have been

a teeny bit aggressive.

>>Do you think we should help him?

>>What and miss the famous robot beach sunset?

Spectacular.

>>Yay, look at the special effects.

Hey, welcome to switch day. When each gassy agent

is assigned a brand new partner for one day only.

Can we have our first selection please?

>>Hello Doc. Why your head is a so shiny today huh?

>>Oh you flatter bot, you.

>>And look at that belly so round,

in fact that must mean that you're doing well,

and very prosperous.

>>Okay let's see here. Now rocket pig Larry,

you'll be partnered today with rocket snake Bob.

That's a nice coupling.

Rocket monkey Wally, you'll be teamed with...

She-Rilla.

>>Sucker! Gorillas are the worst.

>>Rocket monkey Gus, you'll be teamed with...

He-Rilla!

>>Who's the sucker now?

Gus is with a Gorilla. Gus is with a Gorilla.

>>This is the red flashy button, you can't touch it!

This is the shiny metal platey thing.

You can't touch that either!

I don't know what this is, but you definitely can't touch it

and if you need to talk to me, do it through Yay Okay.

Who you are not allowed to talk to, understood?

>>Monkeys. Useless.

>>So that's what that button does.

>>This rocket is amazing!

You guys have your own action figures, awesome!

Oh. I'm He-Rilla, you're not,

I will punch you in the face for not being He-Rilla.

>>Humphry doesn't like it when you touch his stuff.

>>His name is Humpty?

Humpty Jumpty hurt his rumpty.

>>Welcome new teams, here is your mission.

I need you to move an onslaught of space debris

out of sector three.

>>We're on it Doc.

>>The space debris is interfering with gassy transmissions.

>>Gassy transmissions

>>Come on, it's a classic.

>>I never get to drive. I totally forgot how much fun it is.

>>Gus never lets me drive either.

He's always like, "Wally, pay attention."

"Wally, we're gonna die."

"Wally, that button blows up the rocket."

>>They're so bossy!

>>They don't appreciate us.

>>You said it sister.

>>Call me Ingrid.

>>Please, call me Wally.

>>There's a comet on your right, watch it.

Satellite. You're going too slow.

Incoming asteroid.

You just hit an asteroid.

Useless monkey!

>>Knuckle dragger.

>>Enough. I can't take this bickering.

>>What's with him?

>>Ah he's a robot. A really old one.

>>You two are worse than blender and toaster.

And who would think that they wouldn't get along?

A smoothie, a piece of toast in the morning,

what a great idea.

I'm going to check on rocket monkey Wally.

>>Where were we?

>>Whoa. Sweet zapping.

>>Not so terrible driving.

>>Yay!

>>Oh. Way hurtier than Gus's.

>>Observation. You primates are really cleaning up.

>>Look what Ingrid taught me to do.

When in doubt, pinky out.

>>It helps with your balance.

>>It's true. I haven't fallen once.

Whoa. We're under attack.

I'll save you!

>>Oh he's adorable.

>>I can't tell you how many times I've heard that.

>>7036.

>>Gimme the controls fur bag.

>>I have a turn.

>>It's my turn!

>>What are you shooting at?

The mission is over.

>>Congratulations to the switch day team of

Wally and Ingrid.

Excellent work, unlike some I could name.

Gus and Humphry. Bad coupling.

>>You really blew that one Humpty.

>>This isn't nearly as terrible as I thought it would be.

Space beverage?

>>Just try and stop me.

>>Uh, finally.

What happened in here?

What is that smell?

>>I win

I win.

>>Again, I wasn't ready. One more time.

>>I win

>>I thought you said it was on five.

>>I win.

>>You're gonna need some muscle rub after this one.

>>New mission. Planet Barzoo's rotation has been stalled

and needs a jump start.

Get that planet back into orbit.

Jimsky out.

>>Yes sir.

I'll drive.

>>I'll drive.

>>You can drive.

>>Aww. How galactastical of you.

>>Would you like to press the button?

>>Oh, you should do it. You're so good at it.

>>I know.

>>Yay.

>>Look what you did.

>>Me? This has your monkey stink all over it.

>>Oh, where's your tail? Did it see your ugly face

and run up your butt?

>>New mission for my most impressive switch day team,

Wally and Ingrid.

Planet Inferno. You know, the one with

the rings of fire,

has caught fire. We need you to put it out.

You two can just, I dunno, do whatever disappointments do.

>>He called you a disappointment.

>>Come on fellas. Listen to me.

You two need to work together.

You know, you scratched my back, I scratch your back.

Team work, we're all in this together.

>>That ridiculous sounding robot is right.

>>That's it. We need to work together to stop

them from working together, so we don't have to

work together ever again.

>>Bingo.

>>Yay Okay, go back there and break them up.

>>I will not do it. They're a great team.

>>It's a monkey order, you must obey.

>>Never. I will not do it.

>>You can take out my circuits and readjust my hard drive,

take all my power away from me...

>>What do we do now?

>>Oh Wally, you're surprisingly not terrible

at this either.

>>That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

>>Wally thinks Gorillas have big stinky faces,

with butts to match.

>>Ingrid thinks you shoot laser like baby orangutan.

>>What?

>>Team work.

>>Whoa, we did it. We did it.

A monkey and a Rilla, together for thriller,

we did it, did it, did it.

>>I am so glad to see things are working out

between you two.

Although I do feel a little funny for some reason.

A little stretched out in the circuit board.

But right now, the Gorilla ship is getting

dangerously close to the fiery planet.

>>They're gonna fry. I guess we should save them.

You drive.

>>No, you drive.

>>Oh for software sake. I'll drive.

>>Quick, we need to get our of here.

>>Not until he apologizes.

>>Come on Wal, we gotta boogie.

>>Not until she apologizes.

>>Oh. Yeah, fine. I got this one too.

But it would be a big help if someone

would push the big shiny button.

>>Gus, you push it.

>>No, no. You can hit the button.

>>I insist, you hit the...

>>No. We are not doing this again.

>>Congrats on a job well done.

And now, switch day is officially over.

Jimsky out.

>>I'm glad switch day is over and we're back together.

>>Gorillas are useless.

>>Did you just call me useless?

>>Well it sure is good to see that

everything is back to normal.

>>10, nine, eight,

the rocket monkeys.

>>Ah monkeys!

>>The name's Barnabus Brain,

seller of fine goods.

How can I be of service, monkey?

>>I need a present for a monkey

whose my brother on my mother's side.

>>How 'bout an old shoe?

A juicer?

A beard enhancer?

Or maybe a spatula that sings?

Or perhaps a chain saw for the wife?

Perhaps a wife for your chain saw?

>>Yeah, those things are kinda cool

but what's that?

>>Oh my, you have a good eye.

That's a big bangarang.

You toss it and it goes bang.

Try it.

>>Bangaranga ding dong.

>>Hi, I'm in the market for a present

for my discerning but smelly older brother.

>>How 'bout an old shoe?

A juicer?

Maybe electric pants?

Perhaps a chain saw for the wife

or a wifesaw for your chain?

I've got 'em all.

>>I don't know,

they don't scream Gus.

>>Gus!

>>That's it.

>>My, you have a good eye.

This is a what is this now?

It's like a moistened--

>>A cape!

>>Exactly, a capekerchief for space heroes, premoistened,

stretches to any size.

>>Gus is going to love it.

>>Only 700 sniggets.

>>Ugh.

>>Don't worry, you can pay me later.

But you better or else you'll end up like this.

>>Merry Christmas.

>>Yay-OK, what's this worth in sniggets?

>>Calculating.

Exactly zero.

>>Yay-OK, how much do you think I could get

for this forky thing?

>>Zero.

>>This lint bunny?

>>Zero.

>>This footser?

>>Less than zero.

You rocket monkeys need sniggets, yes?

Perhaps an extra job to make some money, yes?

Checking latest postings.

Found one

from a Mr. Santa Claus.

>>Ho ho ho.

Wanted, two rocket monkeys for a big day job.

Must be brothers and have names

that rhyme with Gally and Schmus.

>>Zargles, too bad my name doesn't rhyme with Schmus.

>>Uh, perhaps you should take a moment

to reconsider that thought.

>>Wait a monkey minute,

we're bros, I'm Schmus, you're Gally.

>>What a coincidence.

This is perfect.

>>Finally to have my revenge on those rocket monkeys

for Christmas.

Oh, geez laweeze.

It's time.

>>I'd like a pork chop

and puts up radio signals

and a bag of ticks,

and not the crunchy kind,

the ones with the gooey center.

>>And a monkey ball,

the round kind,

not just square ones

'cause those ones don't bounce very well.

And I want a bag of ticks,

the crunchy kind,

not the ones with the gooey center,

those ones give me a stummy ache

and a stummy is a word that I use to describe my stomach

and my tummy.

Santa, you feel kinda squishy

like a banana.

>>I am not a banana!

I am santa.

See the ridiculous costume,

the fake beard.

Who else would I be?

>>I don't know.

You seem really bananalike to me.

>>Anyhoo, I need you to bring a present

to this sweet gorgonzilla child.

Oh no, little monster

never gets enough presents.

>>The unfairness of it all.

>>She just wants something to love.

>>What do you say boys?

>>How much does it pay?

>>700 sniggets each.

>>It's a Christmas miracle.

>>So where are all the presents?

>>What presents?

I mean, I delivered them already by magic of course.

Haha hohohohohohoho.

>>Santa does stick.

>>What about the reindeer?

>>What about the reindeer?

Oh, right, oh yeah let's see,

I replaced them with rocket boosters last season,

you know, antler rot?

>>Banana Santa tastic!

>>Why are you shaped like a banana?

>>Would you just give it up?

This super fun pencil

is for the gorgonzilla child.

You two get in this box.

When she opens it you yell Merry whatever and then

>>That doesn't sound like Santa's laugh.

I think it's more like hohohoho.

>>No, no, no, no, it's hohohoho.

>>Hohohoho.

>>A little deeper,

like you're going way down, hohoho.

>>Merry Christmas dangerous gorgonzilla beast.

>>Merry Christmas!

>>Prezzies!

>>Monkey no squeeze.

>>No squeezy, no squishy.

>>Me like crunchies.

>>This is the best present

I could've ever given myself.

>>You're making a mistake, scary monster girl.

>>This cool pencil is the gift, not us.

>>Tada!

>>Play time, play time, play time.

>>Santa, help us, please!

>>Oh you boys are doing a great job.

Look at how much joy you're bringing her.

Ho hohohohoho, laters.

>>Santa, wait, where are you going?

>>Hohoho.

No, no, no, no, wait,

this isn't the spirit of the holiday.

I should go back

and watch their destruction in person.

>>I can't believe Santa tricked us like that.

So not cool, Clause.

>>This is the best Christmas memory ever.

Delightful.

>>Now time for smash smash.

>>Didn't we just do smash smash?

>>That was smash crash.

>>Listen, this has been a lot of fun,

my sides are killing me

with the fun it's been

but it's a mistake,

a hilarious mistake.

>>No mistake, you toys like other toys.

>>What other toys?

Oh, those other toys.

>>That's it.

I'm telling Santa to take you off the nice list

and put you on the naughty list.

He's a personal friend.

No wonder no one brings you presents.

>>Harsh bro.

>>Too much?

>>Yeah, I wasn't really paying attention.

>>I can't get this door open.

Who locks a dollhouse?

>>It's going so be so good

to watch this every holiday.

>>Poor little gorgonzilla.

She's all alone on Christmas.

At least we have each other.

I guess a monkeys gotta do

what a monkeys gotta do.

>>Bro, be careful.

>>This is for you.

Merry Christmas.

Don't eat it, silly, it's a cape,

stretches to any size.

I got it for Gus

but I want you to have it.

>>What?

Well then I'm keeping this

which was your present

which I got for you.

So you got something for me and gave it away

which makes you generous

and me kind of not.

>>Not even listening.

>>What are you looking at?

Get away from my chest cavity.

>>I love you.

>>Merry Christmas, you huge disgusting monster.

>>What's happening?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

>>Santa's back.

>>Yay, Santa!

>>You've got it all wrong.

The rocket monkeys are your presents, not these,

the monkeys.

>>Hey, it's not Santa, it's the banana man.

>>You mean bananana humbug?

>>Nice one, Wal.

>>Thanks.

>>Another present?

>>Sure.

Who wouldn't want a banana man as a present?

>>It's pretty much all I ever wished for.

>>Prezzies for you.

>>Ah, thanks.

>>How did you know?

>>Best Christmas ever!

Smash smash or bash bash?

>>Here's the 700 sniggets I owe you.

>>And here's mine.

>>My, my, to think I was gonna have you destroyed

for not paying me?

>>What the heck?

It's Christmas.

>>So go ahead an help yourselves

to anything you want, monkeys.

>>Prezzies!

>>Nope, not that one, hands off.

No way, don't touch that.

That's my wine.

>>And that's the story

of how Gus and Wally learned the true meaning of Christmas

or how they got a lot of cool stuff

using Lord Peel's money

which is not really the true meaning of Christmas

but they're rocket monkeys so what do you expect?

The important thing is merry Christmas you crazy monkeys.

>>And a happy new year!

>>You can't run.

>>Yes, I can.

Cost you to run.

>>You're driving like a total Wally.

>>You hurry up.

>>You are so slow.

>>No, you're slow.

>>You're all dumb.

>>Fair enough.

>>We're here.

>>Told you we'd get you home in time for Christmas, Larry.

>>Daddy's home.

>>What a mission, it's been fun.

Down the ramp you go.

Come on now, slugger,

sluggy, sluggy, sluggy, sluggy.

>>Rocket monkeys, where are you?

The Christmas party is on the boat a serious Gus,

I have a super surprise for you.

>>It's mom.

>>Hi mom!

>>Gustov, Wallace, can't wait to see you.

I have a stocking full of hugs and kisses for my boys.

Don't be late or you'll miss my special Christmas cake.

>>Mom's cake won't last long.

>>Merry Christmas, Larry.

>>Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.

>>We have to get to that party quick.

>>We will and in style.

>>Wow.

>>Wally.

>>Yes Gus?

>>Did you use those exploding Christmas lights again?

>>Of course.

Christmas ain't Christmas without explosions.

>>What do we do now?

That cake is beyond my reach.

How will I get my cake?

>>Why don't we just ask her for a lift?

>>Pinky Winky.

>>Space monkeys, what you floating around

all helpless on Christmas for?

>>We're going to a party.

Our mom's waiting for us.

There's cake.

>>Could you give us a lift to the Gassy Cafe?

>>Oh sure.

As long as you don't mind

giving me a hand with a few things first.

I'm such a last minute Lucy.

>>There's really no choice.

>>Nope.

>>Great work boys,

the place looks fabulous.

>>Oh God.

>>Can we please go?

>>Sure.

But first, I have to get a picture

for my Christmas album.

>>Ready when you are, Pinky Winky.

>>Make it snappy,

we got a party to get to.

>>Okay, hit the lights.

>>Cheese!

>>It's beautiful.

>>Seriously, exploding lights again?

>>They're funny and festive.

>>Good point.

>>You remember that disgusting fish thing

that ate our ship awhile back?

>>Huh, you mean Trixie?

>>Yeah, that's the one.

Well now she's eating our candy cane.

>>Isn't she adorable?

Merry Christmas, Trixie.

>>This is just great.

>>Isn't it?

>>No, it isn't.

Did you forget about mom's cake?

>>I did.

I did forget about the cake.

Oh, what's wrong with me Gus?

I forgot about the cake.

>>You dirty cake forgetter.

Pull yourself together.

>>How?

>>It's hero time.

>>No, hero Gus.

>>Not me.

>>Of course, the Deep Space Dave signal.

>>Goose, Waily, you two look like you could use a lift.

>>We need to get to a Christmas party

at the Gassy Cafe.

>>Our mom is waiting for us.

>>With cake.

>>I love Bernace's cake.

Why didn't you say so?

I'll get you where you need to go.

No problemo.

Okay, problemo,

duty calls.

Take that.

>>I love how different cultures celebrate the holidays.

>>Christmas rocket monkeys,

you're missing all the fun

with your rocket mommy.

>>Tell them to hurry.

I can't hold them much longer.

>>Back, you savages,

no, my boys need cake.

Back, no!

>>Guys, can't you hold off fighting for one night?

It's Christmas.

>>Those lovable fur bags are right.

I was saving this for after the battle

but here you go.

>>You didn't?

Uh, it's a perfect fit.

>>What do you say we head back to the Dave cave

for some space knock?

>>Hey, forgetting something?

>>Merry Christmas!

Felice novada.

>>Can this day get any worse?

>>Please!

>>Well Wall, no holiday, no cake.

This looks like the end.

>>Merry Christmas, Gus.

>>Merry Christmas, Wally.

>>And a merry Christmas to you fellas.

>>Aren't you gonna eat us?

>>Don't be ridiculous.

I'm Mable.

I work the local wormhole station.

>>Can your wormhole take us to the Gassy Cafe?

>>Sure, sure, totally.

There's a wormhole opening up in five microids.

Plenty of time for some dirt pie.

Made it myself.

>>No, thank you.

>>We want to go to the Gassy Cafe now.

>>Oh, someone's a big load of bossy pants, isn't he?

Fine, tickets please.

>>No tickets.

>>No ticket, no wormhole.

>>How about some festive lights

to decorate the station?

>>Uh, you monkeys,

just call me a big old Christmas softy.

Go on, scoot, get outta here.

I love ya but get outta here.

>>Yay!

Yippee!

>>What's going on, Gus?

>>Wally, help me.

>>We made it, yay!

>>Wait, what?

We're back where we started.

Look.

>>Seriously?

I can't believe he hasn't landed yet.

>>We made it!

>>Hope you saved us some cake, mom.

Mom?

>>Why is everybody eyeballing me?

It's creeping me out, man.

>>Wrong dimension.

Merry Christmas.

>>Finally, with just one blast of my eraser ray

my name will be removed from Santa's naughty list forever.

>>Monkey man.

>>Merry Christmas, Nefarious.

>>You [bleep] monkeys.

Destroy you.

Is that the naughty list?

>>Uh yeah.

>>That wormhole of yours is terrible.

It keeps sending us to the wrong place.

>>I am sorry.

I just work here

and I'm so alone.

It's just me and my thoughts

and sometimes I laugh at the fact

that I'm a worm at a wormhole station

but that's not enough to get me through the afternoon

when my blood sugar level is low

and my self esteem is even lower.

I just wanted someone to talk to.

>>Gus, what if we ask Mable to come with us to the party?

>>Are you kidding?

She doesn't want to--

>>I accept.

You said the Gassy Cafe, right?

Duh duh.

>>You mean we were right next door to it all along?

>>Ugh...

>>We missed the party.

>>And the cake.

>>Mom!

>>I'm so sorry, boys, I tried.

>>That's okake, I mean kay mom.

We always have each other and no cake.

>>Surprise!

Come on, I'm your mother.

Of course I saved you some cake.

>>Cake cake, cakety cake!

Cake, cake, cake!

>>Let's light it up.

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