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>>10, nine, eight--

>>Go, monkeys!

>>Inky, this is galactastic.

>>Best one ever!

>>And it's so popular on my Spacebook page.

I am making so many new friends.

Look at that, another probe.

I'll probe you back.

>>Everyone wants a piece of you, Inky.

You're a star!

>>The bold shapes, the confident lines,

such collectible work, I need that squid!

>>Zyron, stop chewing your toenails before dinner!

>>I'm not chewin' my toenails, Ma, I'm being diabolical.

Come on, always breathin' down my neck.

>>Alert!

Alert!

>>So what's crackalackin?

>>Rocket Monkeys, we have a situation.

A fellow monkey is marooned on an out-of-control astroid.

He needs rescuing, and fast!

Chimpsky out. >>Wally, monkey in trouble!

>>Sorry, Inky, another time.

>>Triumph, not a stroke wasted!

It's a gift, he has it!

He could lose it, but it does not look like he will.

Look at me, I'm a masterpiece.

>>Excuse me, are you the monkey in trouble?

>>The name's Joel, Joel Monkey.

>>Ooh, wanna hangout? >>Sounds monkey cool!

Yeah >>Sweet moves, simian!

>>Thanks for the help, bro!

We're gonna be great pals! >>Total besties!

>>Hoo hah!

>>Does this mean what I think it means?

>>Yeah!

>>Hello!

Nice to-- >>Don't care!

Cool guy's mine!

>>Is this you?

Hero plus, bro-man! >>Observation.

I can't help but notice that this new friend of yours

is obviously a rob--

>>That was so incredicool!

>>No big monkey whoop!

Can your awesome new friend do this?

>>Check it out!

Here's a pass, just kidding!

Incredicool!

Hey, hey!

>>I don't think I understood the words, best friend,

until this very moment. >>Oh yeah, bro?

Check this!

>>Come on in Joel, the water's great!

>>Be right there, bro.

>>Monkawesome! >>Hey Gus!

Be prepared to be amazed!

Cannonball!

I'm all right.

>>Monkeymoron, he's not so great!

"Oh, Joel, I wanna be Joel's brother.

"I wanna be related to him.

"Oh, let's go get the paperwork and make it official!"

What does he have that I don't?

I've got a face, I've got a tail, I've got feet.

Hey, what's Joel doing in my bed?

>>Firstly, not wetting it, like you do,

and secondly, he's our guest.

>>Why are you spending so much time with that monkey,

and not me? >>I guess it's because Joel

is cool, and smart, and handsome, and funny,

has wonderfully soft skin, all of his fur goes the same way

when you brush it, his tail is longer slightly than yours,

and his feet don't smell like onion bag.

>>Okay, I get it!

But I'm your real bro. >>Real schmeal.

He calls me bro too, and look, even Inky likes Joel.

>>I don't like that monkey!

>>You're just jealous! >>Oh, that's rich!

>>Joelmo, can you hear me?

Have you stolen the Inky collectible yet?

>>Affirmative.

>>Yes, yes, yes, I will be in range soon for the handover.

Oh yeah, soon, Gamester X will possess the Inky octopus.

>>Zyron, don't forget to take your medicine,

so you don't fork out!

>>Come on mom, I'm in the middle of business here,

and get off my back mom.

For once get off my back, how about that?

How about get off my back while I'm doing evil business.

>>Inky!

Inky, where are you?

Inky!

Inky, Inky, Inky, Inky, Inky!

Come out!

Inky!

Inky!

Where are you?

Inky!

Sorry, didn't know anyone was in there!

Wait a sec.

You're a robot!

Not only that, you're stealing Inky!

>>Monkey pancake!

>> I'm still all right.

>>Come on, let's be friends!

I just wanna make pals.

You and me together forever.

Hi-ha.

Hoo-hah.

Hi-ha.

Gr, man.

Whoa.

Whoa, man, not cool!

Whoa, okay!

Ha ha. >>Door!

>> Whatcha' doin' on the floor, best bud?

Lookin' for something cool?

I don't see anything.

Wow, he's even got his own set of wheels!

Hey, did you know Joel has wheels?

>>That's because he's not a monkey!

He's a robot!

Open your eyes! >>My eyes are open!

I see wall.

I see floor.

I see hand.

I see jealous monkey bro!

Wait for me, Joel buddy!

Best monkey friend for life!

>>Come on boy, come here!

Come here, good boy, yield!

I need my robot right now!

>>A robot okay!

He's obviously a robot, and he's after Inky!

>>No kidding, what do we do about it?

>>It's simple, all we need to do is--

>>Oh great, fried YAY-OK.

>>My best friend is a robot?

Awesome, now that's something to be jealous of, Wally.

Inky! What's wrong?

>>Sorry, bro, gotta go.

>>Okay, so we're going through a bad patch.

What of it? >>He doesn't like you!

He just wants Inky!

You're being used, Gus.

>>Used, me?

And I just made friendship brownies.

Flag, music!

It's time to kick me some robo-monkey butt.

>>Door!

>>Nuh-Uh, Inky belongs with us!

>>Never.

Okay, what about tradsies?

Joel for the squid.

>>Hey, I thought we were friends!

>>Look at me, I'm worth a fortune!

Oh my goodness!

Oh, my mom's gonna kill you guys

if I'm not home for dinner!

>>Zyron, have you taken your afternoon poop?

Your mama wants to know!

>>Ma, Not in front of the galaxy!

Ah man, Ma.

Crampin' my style by degrees today.

>>Hey, oh, okay, nice doggy!

How about a tummy rub?

>>I'm sorry. >>You should be!

You were a total monkey butt, bro.

>>I know.

>>No, no, no, do your business on the paper.

Now go play with your chew toy.

>>Ouch, not cool.

Go easy there pooch, watch the hair!

Ah, that really hurt.

>>This is "Monkey Business" with your host Lord Peel.

Their names, Wally and Gus, who are they?

Rocket Monkeys.

What are they?

The worst galactic monkeys ever, who should be banished!

Sent away, fired!

You want to know why?

Roll the tape.

I said roll the tape!

>>Let this gasoline soaked wooden paper statue

stand in tribute to Rocket Kitty.

>>One, two, five, poop!

>>Oh, there's more, believe me!

>>Shocking!

>>Congratulations on still being alive, Mavis!

Your one-thousandth birthday

officially makes you the oldest GASI agent in history,

and blow out those candles!

>>Happy Birthday!

>>Look, she's so happy,

she's gone all stiff and her eyes have turned into X's.

>>Sh, aw, she's napping!

>>Foul Rocket Monkeys!

Foul, boo! >>That is terrible!

>>We look so good on TV.

>>Don't we?

But why was the crowd booing Mavis?

Kids today, no respect!

>>Observation, the crowd was booing you loudly like this,

"Boo, I hate the monkeys!

"Get of their TVs and go home!

"And you're mean to the robot sometimes!"

>>Nah, everyone loves our monkey shenanigans.

You do, right?

>>Yes, but I'm programmed that way.

The rest of the universe, not so much.

>>So only the rest of the universe?

>>You can't please everyone!

>>Welcome back!

Tonight's subject, Who hates the Rocket Monkeys most?

Our guests, me, burning Kitty Statue, and Mavis.

Welcome everyone!

>>Cut, I'm working with amateurs!

Where's my agent? >>I don't care, Marty.

You tell Spielberg that Deep Space Dave

does not come out of his trailer

for anything less than 10 mil,

and by 10 mil, I mean 10 million

of whatever denomination is highest.

>>Hello!

>>Marty, put him on the phone.

Put him on the phone Marty right now!

>>Peely, baby!, I've got baffo news!

You're beautiful, baby, you've got the smile,

you've got the eyes, people wanna touch this peal,

except her. >>You make me wanna hurl.

>>You're the one, your ratings are through the roof!

>>I don't care about the ratings.

I'm doing this for one reason,

to humiliate those rocket monkeys until they are so hated,

they are driven out of this galaxy forever!

Amateurs, all of them, every single one of them.

>>Rocket Monkeys, the situation has become critical.

I am overwhelmed with negative emails.

"Monkeys no more.

"Fire those Rocket Monkeys.

"Throw Wally and Gus under the bus."

>>That one was mine, I'm fascinated by buses.

>>This is serious.

Any more mishaps and you won't be Rocket Monkeys anymore.

You'll be regular monkeys .

>>No way! >>What!

>>Are you out of your mind? >>No, what?

>>I can't believe it! >>No, what?

>>That's crazy! >>No!

>>Wally, monkey-up!

Starting now, you and I are gonna be on hero plus behavior.

I mean super serious!

Okay, starting now.

What we need is a mission to prove ourselves.

>>I have exactly that mission for you.

Take this basket of food to Splordemer,

the last orphan in the galactic orphanage.

That should make even you two look good.

>>Yes, helping orphans. We're gonna look so good!

>>Yes, but first, Rocket Monkey Wally, pants on.

>>What, who doesn't like monkey butt?

>>Have no fear, the super responsible Rocket Monkeys

of the GASI are here to feed your starving belly.

Here, have some food. >>Fruit!.

What kind of cruel joke is this

to play on poor young Splordemer?

Delivering an empty basket to a starving orphan?

>>Wally, you ate all the food!

>>It wasn't me!

>>So hungry , I am hungry.

>>Really, it wasn't me!

Wow, those burps are really not helping my case.

>>I'll say it again.

Is this any way for GASI agents to behave?

This reporter says no.

This reporter yells no!

This reporter dances,

>>I broke my everything, take me to the hospital.

>>No way, banana man.

My brother and I are gonna take you back to our rocket ship,

and nurse you back to health.

No matter how long it takes!

>>Yeah, I'm the cute one. >>No, no!

Where's my agent?

Make them stop!

>>Are you kidding baby?

This is gonna be a ratings blockbuster!

Powie pow!

Get a T-shirt, put a hat on, meet me by the door.

You're beautiful, sweetheart.

>>Hey, aw, come on!

Brave reporter, Lord Peel here.

I am now living with the Rocket Monkeys,

and when you see their horribleness up close,

you, like me, will want to send them away forever!

>>How's my sicky wicky banana dude?

Look what I have for you!

Boiling hot soup!

>>Rocket Monkey Gus, this is your last chance

to fix your approval rating.

GASI agents are supposed to be competent.

>>Excuse me, Pardon me.

eed more hot soup for our patient!

>>That's more like it, good old monkey TLC!

Remember, no more embarrassing accidents,

otherwise, you'll be out of GASI forever.

>>Need more soup! >>No more soup!

Look at me, an innocent banana.

No, I mean a man!

They make me so confused!

>>Attention, Rocket Monkeys Gus and Wally

reporting to be helpful. >>Go away!

I don't want your help!

Just let Peel heal. >>Hilarious!

I bet I know what'll make your feel better, sponge bath!

>>Well, that does sound good.

>>Help me, I didn't sign up for this!

>>A clean banana is a good banana.

>>No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Mommy.

>>Breathe in that healthy space air!

>>I give up.

No wait, I don't!

I'll just destroy you the old fashioned way!

>>What an actor! >>Very good!

Totally believable! >>This isn't acting!

This is real, and in real life you two are going bye-bye

For good. >>Cut!

That's a wrap, folks.

Nice work everybody!

Way to pull it together!

Great job, everyone was great!

>>Wait, what is going on?

>>Your show just got canceled.

>>We were in the studio?

Why didn't someone tell me?

I thought, wait, did you say my show got canceled?

>>The audience didn't like it,

but the good news is they love my new clan!

You're a hit, boys!

How would you like your own TV show?

>>Definitely. >>Absolutely.

>>But not unless our good friend Lord Peel can join us.

>>You'd do that for me?

Even though I tried to destroy you at least seven times?

>>Sure!, look at your head, it's hilarious!

>>And delicious!

>>On today's show,

we will be doing a hard hitting expose on--

>>Lunch time! >>Union rules!

>>The catering is really top notch!

>>Diddo that bro.

>>Well, at least it's still show business.

10, Nine, Eight...

Rocket Monkeys

>>They're Rocket Monkeys

>>Monkeys in space

>>They try to be heroes, but they easy to replace.

>>They're not the brightest, they're not the best

>>They're not the coolest, they also have bad breath.

>>Rocket Monkeys, Rocket Monkeys Rocket Monkeys

>>They're demolition, they'll do their best

>>The best is relative don't you forget

>>Rocket Monkeys Go Monkeys!!!

>>All done

>>Hey bro, are you going to finish that?

>>Finish what?

>>Da, da da la le la

>>Gus, you better not be following me to my super secret

lair.

>>I'm not

>>Sweet, secret lair still a secret

>>Hello, my lovelies, Daddy's home.

>>Who's that good Nana, Nana short for banana, but you

don't know that cause you're just a little banana.

>>Oh yeah, I'm gonna get ya, I'm gonna take all you

bananas and put you right in my mouth and chew y'all up

then I let you go down my throat and then you'll be broken

down into individual bits and then I'm gonna maybe peel one

later.

>>Uh, so many possible combinations, better start at the

beginning. Let's see zero, ring a ding dong.

>>Ouch ow, okay okay

>>I do some alarm work on the side okay you know how much

a hard drive cost these days, anyway my shifts over okay

so stay good funny boy.

>>Busted, you already ate your bananas bro. These are

minezes, monkey no touch. As punishment for trying steal

my bananas, I will know eat one in front of you.

Mm look at that, you like that Gussy? This is going in my

face, not in yours.

Why you giving me that "don't eat the banana look?"

>>Ah it's nothing go head, eat it. I guess you're

just not worried about Banana Ghost

>>Ah, if was such a thing as banana ghost, I would've

heard about them already.

>>Well I, I just read about them myself, in this

mornings uh, um Undies. Eeeehh,

let's see sports, oh

entertainment, here we go, it says here that every time you

eat a banana, its banana ghost gets sent off to the banana

ghost world.

>>So, that sounds totally safe.

>>Yes but. - Oh no Gus buts are the worst.

>>Yes but, every now and then they get lost and when

they do, the banana ghost want you, forever.

>>Ah hahahaha, oh right

banana ghost, hilarious Gus

>>Quick, Ya okay is such a thing as the banana ghost world?

>>That doesn't sound familiar, let me probe some

databases and I'll let you know.

>>Oh you possibly haunted temptress, no I won't eat you not

yet my lovely. Hah aha

you missed a spot.

>>It can't be true, Gus is just messing with my monkey

brain, trying to keep me from my golden goodies.

There, I did it, banana ghost, huh as if.

>>Why did you eat me?

>>Because you're so delicious

>>Gussys never lies, now I'm going to haunt you

forever!

>>Banana ghost

>>Hah aha it's like taking candy zorblats from a baby

gorganzillo who's been tired up first and completely

immobilized and then lulled to sleep by a humming noise and

doesn't know that you're there and you're invisible.

>>You'll never believe it Gus. I heard them.

>>Heard what Monfey

>>The banana ghost, just like you said they were

all ow this and oh that.

>>I didn't hear anything, but then again I wasn't the

one eating all those haunted bananas.

>>Ba, banana ghost right there

>>I don't see anything, but I respect the banana.

>>Gotta get rid of my stash.

>>Hah aha, thank you banana ghost hologram machine.

>>I can't take this anymore, they're all yours

bro.

>>Oh yeah, that's the stuff

>>What are you doing? Don't eat those, those are

haunted.

>>Warned, so warned thanks

>>Racket monkey wally, I have completed the

investigation, turns out it is such a place as banana

ghost world.

>>There is? I mean, of course there is.

>>Quick, robot we have to bring these scary

bananas back to their home planet or they'll haunt us

forever, activate the televator.

>>No, no, no we're not going anywh...

>>B,b,b,banana ghost world

>>Yeah, yeah real scared, shaking

>>I'm freaking my tail off here bro, how can

you just stand there eating a banana?

>>Welcome to the banana ghost world.

>>Leave us alone delicious fruity friends.

>>What am I doing?

I'm calling Ya okay getting us outta

here.

>>And then you two are ticklish huh, just relax I'm

practical ladies and uh tell me, what's going to happen if

I press E7?

>>Come on ya okay pick up

>>No recording devices please

>>Ahh,

which door, I don't know which door that one.

Stern inside a burrito.

>>Try my hot sauce

>>It's gonna blow

>>Whatever you do, don't let them separate us.

>>Wally, where are you Wally?

>>Well that doesn't seem so bad

run birdbath, draw bath, Wally ahh.

>>Ya okay I'll save you

>>Hey Wally chill okay not in front of the twins

huh. You're getting peace marks on my banana.

>>Banana ghost world is a fun house

>>Got ya, call the people that put out fires

because you just got burned.

>>Gus must be loving this

>>Freedom, get me out of here. Let my arms increase in

strength and smash this window. Ah let me out

>>Wally can you hear me? I made it all up

This isn't real, this isn't real.

>>Of course not bro, it's a fun house

>>I knew that, it's called acting.

>>Well you certainly convinced me, hah aha.

>>Best trip to a nightmarish underworld yet.

>>No complaints here bro

>>Don't worry bro, from now on feel free to pig out

on as many of my bananas as you want. That is if you don't

mind the banana ghost oooooohh.

>>Oh lalala yourself, hah I'm off bananas. From now on

I'm sticking with safe foods, starting with cream of card

board soup woo hoo.

>>Suit yourself

>>Are you going to finish that?

>>Aahhhh

>>Yummy

>>Morning time, oh yeah

>>Crazy hat party Party party party

>>Jungle buns party night

>>Happy, happy kitty party Meow meow meow

>>Sausage party

>>It's fish wearing diaper party, hurray.

>>Okay this is a terrible party idea

>>Worse party ever, how come it's only ever us at

these things?

>>Perhaps, it's because you monkeys never invite

any friends.

>>Is that all, well problem solved

>>Hello, You wanna come to a party?

>>Sure, when?

>>Can you two just stop it? Your faulty monkey

logic is hurting my mainframe. You should be inviting

other friends that aren't already here yet.

>>Ha, yeah friends that's a good one, does Wally

even have any friends?

>>Frienderrific, ten aliens already accepted my

invite.

>>Say what? How many friends do you...7,000 friends.

>>Why, is that a big number? See, I have them all

cataloged and rated. #1 Zork, she's a shape shifter I

rate her half a Wally, then there's Mifty, she's like

two and a half Wally's but that's exclusively because

of her absurd height. Then there's Frongo, and he's like

five eighths of a Wally but that's because he tries to

tap dance but he's not that good.

>>Oh how bout Rongo, no cares of Wally.

>>It's time to check in with all my good friends.

>>No, no, no, no, no, no

oh

>>Oopsee

>>Too busy to talk anyway

>>Looking for friends, come on down to Labarnabus breaks

friend emploruim. We've got small ones, we've got big ones

we got crazy ones, we got sane ones, we got ones with

floppy feet, and ones with no feet, we got one with

tentacles, ones with mustaches that can talk to you in a

different language, so don't delay make a friend today.

>>Problem solved

>>Woo hoo

>>Glad you're here good monkey looking for friends, what

kind? Sticky, mechanical, man eating, get friends today

with Barnabus Briggs that's my motto.

>>No no no, friends first, pay later okay it's

later.

>>Yeah, heads up Gus is now backing up into friendship

town beep, beep, beep

>>yeah you're gonna be a tough one.

>>Behold my friend box using a wormhole, I acquire clients

from all over the galaxy, some against there will, and bring

them here for your consideration. Red for nay, green for

yay, you decide. Can we have our first friend please.

>>Yikes, too eyebally

>>He rilla, gross

>>Wait can you bring him up again?

>>Hey, don't I know you?

>>We can be double friends

>>I don't get it what's the deal?

>>Huh, rude

>>Too invisible

>>Hi there, I'm Jojo you look fun.

>>They call me Gus

>>Gus oh how exciting, I like monkeys especially

the cute, spacey kind.

>>It's actually Rocket Monkey man but who's keeping

track.

>>Hah aha

>>So would you like to come to my party tomorrow

night?

>>Would I...

>>Tada

>>That smells great

>>I just want to say, that I wish I had a friend

just as deep, honest and true as Gus and Jojo.

>>This fantasy has been brought to you by

Barnabus Briggs, now back to reality.

>>So the question is, do we want to come to your

party?

>>We? Who's we? We who?

>>Oh what are you looking at? You're not one of those

space monkeys who judges a friend by the way they look are

you, huh?

>>Absolutely, check please, really nice to meet you

opposite.

>>He gave us an invite, he wants us to come to his

party right?

>>Oh I don't know, I just got one of those run away

screaming vibes from him.

>>Don't be silly, monkeys are kidders that's what

they do, they furry and they kid.

>>Hanzooey 7,000, detachable kneecaps super fun

double Wally, whew that was exhausting.

>>Friends huh, who needs them? I don't need friends.

Friends are dumb.

>>Hey Gus, you like Jojo?

>>No Jojo scary

>>Haha you're so funny, you're a funny guy you love

Jojo yes you do yes a hundred times you do, there is

someone that you love, and that name of the person that you

love is Jojo.

>>No go Jojo, nice

Am I touching that weird tiny face I am ahhh.

>>Did someone say ahhh.

>>Yes I gave her an invite to the party, but that was

before I knew she had these two heads. One is super nice

but the other is eww.

>>I tell you very interesting, have you considered

the following, you love Jojo the only answer.

>>Ya okay what part of ew do you not understand?

>>I'm starting to think that he doesn't like us

>>Nah

>>Beverage

>>Ahhh

>>Where to hide, where to hide, open up

>>Calm down Gus, it's party night. Oh good, wait

no friends, Wally's going to show me up, nah he's all talk.

>>Okay not all talk.

>>Tropical hula party, hey hula, where are all your

friends?

>>Well they, I just had them, they were here several

of them had to go home because of a, horrible plague on

planet Zalar, and they can't party with that on their minds.

>>I'm coming Zelda darling, Zachary you scoundrel

hold on I only wish there was more of me to go around, Muthy

you look marvelous have you gained weight, yes you have.

Fagoon, I haven't seen you in years.

>>Seriously bro, how did you get so popular? What's

your secret?

>>I don't know, I accept aliens as friends no matter

how strange, or creepy, or stinky. Really the stinkier the

better I say.

>>Maybe I was too quick to judge I mean, Jojo was

bafnized.

>>Hey Gus, you happy to see me?

Thought you could avoid me?

>>Or maybe not, help

>>Hey Gus you better come back here. Hey I thought

we was friends?

>>Lost them

>>Peek and Boo

>>Why don't you join me in the pool?

>>Pardon me, pardon me, excuse me two-headed alien

after me

>>Gus, you're hurting her feelings she only wants to

be your friend.

>>You know what Gus, I just wanted to be friends

that's all.

>>It's just, well you're kind of pushy and you kind of

have two-heads and one does kind of talk in a strange creepy

voice, and and you were stalking me but enough of the

legitimate excuses, the truth is..

>>Hey you gave me an invite.

>>Exactly, I did and now I want you to come to the

party with me, please.

>>It would be my pleasure, Gus

>>Okay

>>All right I love what you're wearing, is that

plasma? That looks fantastic. Ciao

>>Joey Humor

>>We're gonna have some fun tonight, we're gonna

rock this joint huh?

>>You know I have to admit, this is a lot of fun, we

should hang out more.

>>Yeah that's nice, but I'm dumping you.

>>What? How? Why?

>>Thing is I met a real rocket monkey

>>Go Wally, aye, go Wally, oh, Go Wallys, ah

>>I can't believe it, now I'm jealous.

>>You should be, Jojo is awesome friend number 7,001

>>Ahh

>>You wanna dance

>>Me really, oh well I never even knew you were there

let alone were interested, all right I did it. Friend #1

You have such round shoulders.

>>Those aren't my shoulders.

>>Don't want to know.