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Original subtitles

>>10, nine, eight.

Rocket Monkeys.

>>Go monkeys.

>>Congratulations, Rocket Monkeys,

you have earned the Gassy Bugle Badge.

>>What the horn is going on?

>>I'll tell you what the horn is going on.

We only need three, count 'em,

three more Gassy Achievement Badges.

Then we'll have enough to earn

the Red Tassel of Achievement.

>>Red Tassel.

>>Monkey in.

What's next?

>>I was thinking the Gassy

Give Your Loyal Robot a Massage Badge.

>>Is that even there?

>>It's there.

>>Gross, but for the tassel it's totally worth it.

>>I am the great Nefarious.

If the Council to Stop Super Villains

think they can keep me imprisoned on this asteroid,

my answer to that is, ha!

I have a plan to get off this rock

and take over the universe and do it, I will.

>>Another escape plan, glad to see you

haven't let the last 127 failures get you down.

>>My plan isn't to escape.

My plan is to be rescued.

>>Say what?

>>Hmm, you see, princesses get rescued.

So if I dress as one, all I have to do

is wait until someone answers my distress call.

Behold.

I'm a princess, woo hoo hoo.

>>That's the spot, you can feel the knot in the circuits.

Ah, that is nice, gentlemen, thank you.

Congratulations, you've achieved another Gassy Badge.

>>Woo hoo, only two badges to go.

>>We're on a roll, what's next?

>>Let's see here.

Toilet diving.

Milk a snake.

Rescue a princess.

>>Chimps, where are we going to find a princess?

>>Kiss me and I'll turn into a princess.

>>You take this one, bro.

>>Ugh.

>>Ha ha, sucker.

>>I hope he calls.

Sounds like the neighbors are having a party.

>>Quiet already, I'm trying to complain

about the impossibility of finding a princess.

I don't suppose there is a being buried under bottles badge?

Oh, come on.

>>"I am a princess who needs rescuing,

"hugs and rainbow kisses."

>>That sounds like a Princess

Rescuing Badge just waiting to be earned.

>>What a coincidence.

>>Red tassel, here we come.

>>Help.

Princess trapped by horrible dragon.

>>Do not fear, Rocket Monkeys are here.

>>We will save you from the dragon.

Excuse me, where the dragon at?

>>Give me a sec.

Whose the genius here, you or me?

Remember what I told you about acting,

you must live in the moment.

Now move.

>>Rah.

I'm a dragon.

>>Dragon, prepare to meet the Rocket Monkeys.

>>Yeah, prepare to meet us.

>>Throw fist. >>Dragon knee.

>>Smoke cheese. >>Slappo.

>>Choppo.

>>I give, you win.

>>My heroes.

Now, whisk me and my lady in waiting off this dreaded rock.

>>Lady in a what, I don't under,

ah, rock-ualada!

>>Yoo hoo,

heroes.

Musn't keep an evil overlord,

I mean princess waiting.

>>My turn to drive, make way for the pro.

>>Oh no!

>>Well, there goes my ride.

Looks like I am stuck here.

>>Well, the whole saving a princess thing was a bust.

Wally, is there a Being Marooned on an Asteroid Badge?

>>There's a Canoeing Badge.

>>No water.

>>Rock Climbing?

>>There's only one rock here, and you're standing on it.

>>Build a Ladder to Another Planet Badge?

>> Bingo, jinx.

>>We can get the Ladder Badge

and the Princess Badge at the same time.

It's a twofer, galactastic.

>>Hey princess, if you had all this stuff,

why didn't you build the ladder yourself?

>>Whose the genius here?

I mean, with a hammer I'm all tentacles.

>>Mrs. SLO-MO, there's so much I want to know about you.

Do you think that maybe sometime we could--

>>Exchange data?

Sure, let's do it.

>>Out of the way, monkey fools,

sweet freedom is mine, mine.

I mean, princesses first.

Oh, excuse me.

>>Yay-OK, are you coming?

>>Gentlemens, I'm going to stay here

and update some files, if you know what I mean.

>>No idea.

I'm pooped, climbing up is hard.

>>It's easier on the way down.

>>Oh you're right.

How about that?

>>You furry-yet-your-hands-are-comples freaks!

>>That didn't sound very princess-y.

>>Because I'm not a princess, ha.

I'm the great evil villain Nefarious.

>>Nefarious, but there's no badge

for saving an evil villain, is there?

>>Riding a sword fish, wrestling a platypus,

nope, there is not.

>>Double chimps.

We still need one more badge.

>>I'm free and the galaxy will be mine!

But first, I'm a little peckish.

Ah, a restaurant, how convenient.

Monkeys, I will allow you a final meal before I destroy you.

But I'm not paying.

>>Eat with a super villain, never.

>>Not in a million, trillion, kajillion years.

>>I'm in.

>>Apparently there is a badge for having dinner

with a recently escaped super villain.

>>What do you know?

What are your specials?

>>Oh ho ho, we have a pulverized monkey tails

in squid gravy and monkey soup made with big chunks

of cut up monkey and just a little bit of squid face.

>>It all sounds so good,

are the ingredients fresh and local?

>>Not local, but certainly fresh.

>>I think I'll have the...

>>Delicious ingredients, come back.

>>Out of my way.

>>Zoot.

>>But our last badge.

Now we'll never get the tassel.

>>Wait, why am I trying to get back to my prison?

>>Squid gravy, remember?

>>Oh right, but when I get back, mark my words.

Nothing can stop the evil genius of Nefarious.

Wait.

You can't leave me on this ladder.

>>Try climbing down, it's easier.

>>See you soon, my sweet metal pie.

>>What are you so happy about?

>>I have a date.

>>How can you have a date?

We're forever imprisoned on this infernal asteroid.

>>Speak for yourself, squid.

Don't wait up.

Know what I'm saying?

>>Romantic Robot Dinner Badge, check.

You did it, Rocket Monkeys.

>>Wait for it.

>>Red Tassel of Achievement achieved.

>>Nice singing monkeys but

do a robot a solid and celebrate elsewhere.

If you know what I mean?

>>No idea.

>>All right there, little pokies,

lets do some boot scootin', booty shakin'.

Let's doo-haw down the dusty trail.

Now, where's my herd?

>>Not to be the wet noodle here

but why must we always be the cows?

>>Yeah, not cool.

Though I do like this thing.

>>Hope you're ready for some branding.

>> Moo, moo.

>>Yee haw.

>> Moo, moo.

>>Greetings Rocket Monkeys, practice time is over.

I need you to herd the Zortoid creatures

to the Gluttonia Sector for their annual feeding.

>>Yee haw.

>>Saddle up for a majestic cowboy mission.

Whew, okay, not so majestic.

Let's get this round up started.

Yee haw.

>>Yee haw.

>>Yee haw. >>Yee haw.

>>Yee haw. >>Yee haw.

>>Yee haw. >>Yee haw.

>>Haw. >>Yee.

>>Haw. >>Yee.

>>Haw. >>Yee.

>>Haw. >>Yee.

>>Haw. >>Yee haw.

>>Oh, that's excellent with the yeeing

and the hawing but we have a round up to do,

so let's get moving.

>>All right, move 'em out.

Are you ready to graze?

>>Easy Wally, you don't want to spook 'em.

Do the nice Zortordseeies want to go herdsies, anyone?

>>Food, food, food, food.

>>Following Gassy regulation,

I have made official cowboy grub.

Barbecue space rocks.

>>Now them's good eating.

>>Seriously bro, you're gonna ruin his appetite.

>>I'm just horsing around with my new bud, Grossy.

That's what I call him 'cause, well,

it's kind of obvious really.

Chimps, my arm's stuck in his face.

>>According to my data, that is not his face.

Quite the opposite actually.

>>Don't want to know, la, la, la, la, la, la.

>>His butt.

>>I said I don't want to know.

>>Oh, oh, oh, come on now, come back here you.

I'm gonna get you, come on, you goofy freaks.

I'm on you, I'm on you.

Don't look now but yeah, that's me.

>>Grossy, you saved our lives.

>>Once again, I'd like to point out that it's--

>>La, la, la, la, la, la.

>>Golly,

we made it.

>>Well, it's the end of the trail.

I wish I could quit you, Grossy.

>>Snap out of it bro, space cowboys don't sniffle.

It's an unwritten rule.

See, it says so right here.

>>I guess so, Gus is right, Grossy.

We have to be strong, besides,

Gluttonia looks like a pretty nice place to live.

>>That's not Gluttonia.

>>It's not?

>>That is.

>>Feeding time!

>>I thought you knew.

Feeding time is for Gluttonia,

the Zortoids are its snacks, entree and dessert.

>>Grossy!

>>Snacks.

Entree.

And dessert.

>>Grossy, run.

Guys help, Grossy won't budge.

I won't let Grossy get turned into--

>>Gluttonia isn't going to miss one teeny Zortoid.

>>Come back with my dessert!

>>Hurry Gus, he's gaining on us.

>>Rocket cowboy monkeys, keeping the Zortoid

was against the mission rules.

>>Rules schmools, Cow-Bot,

we can't let that awful planet eat Grossy.

Besides, maybe Chimpsky won't find out.

>>This is an emergency, Rocket Monkeys.

Gluttonia is acting all cranky

and threatening to eat the galaxy.

You did feed him his snacks, right?

>>Oh yeah, totally.

>>And his entree?

>>Of course.

>>And most importantly, dessert?

>>Can't really say.

>>Probably, most likely.

>>Sounds like something we would do.

>>It does.

>>Oh boy, this is terrible.

I mean real bad.

Yay-OK, will you explain it to them please?

>>Simple really, it's called the balance of life.

Gluttonia eats a nice three course meal of Zortoids,

then Gluttonia poops, space grass grows in the poop,

Zortoids eat the grass and the whole cycle repeats itself.

>>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Grossy eats poop grass?

>>That's all we get?

One line?

>>One line is enough, fix it.

Chimpsky out.

>>No, I don't care what the doc says,

I won't let that monster eat Grossy for dessert.

I won't.

I'll keep him chained up for the rest of his life,

won't that be fun, Grossy?

Hey, where's Grossy?

>>Grossy's run away.

>>He's run away?

>>I just said that, he left this note.

At least I think it's a note.

>>It is, Grossy says he's sorry

but he must join the rest of his family.

It is a high honor to be dessert.

>>Curse you, balance of life!

>>Don't worry bro, we'll rescue him.

Even if it's the last thing we do.

>>Probability that rescuing Grossy will

be the last thing the Rocket Monkeys do is quite high.

>>There he is, I see him.

Grossy!

>>Yum yum.

Dessert.

>>How are we gonna stop him?

>>Turbo, blast me over there.

Fire!

I'm coming, Grossy.

Oops.

>>Hold on, partner.

>>I'll never let you go.

Fine, you want to get eaten,

then I'll get eaten too.

'Cause I'm going where you're going.

>>Yum yum,

dessert.

>>Wally!

>>What?

I didn't eat breakfast.

>>Gluttonia no feel good in tummy.

>>That makes 100 alien species that have thrown me up.

>>Yee haw.

That there was plum galactastic.

How did you do it?

>>Oh ho, let me tell you, every cowboy monkey

carries a bottle of Super Galactic Hot Sauce.

Chew on that, balance of life.

Now everything is back to normal.

>>Incorrect Wally, now there are too many Zortoids, look.

They have already exhausted their food supply.

>>Utter destruction.

Rocket Monkeys, you have caused the worst

environmental disaster in Gassy history.

You must fix it.

Please.

>>How long does this stuff take to grow?

>>10, 9, 8

Ahh, Rocket Monkeys!

The monkeys!

>>Shh. It's on.

>>Well, well, if it isn't the Purple Puzzler, again.

>>Puzzle this, space fool.

When does a black hole burn brighter than the stars?

>>Your weird word play won't save you now.

Space out!

Blam!

>>Ka-zooey!

>>Ka-pow!

>>Ka-blow!

>>Oof!

Ker-plat!

Gluck!

>>Get him, Deep Space Dave!

>>Blat!

>>Yeah, sock it to him!

>>Ka-brow!

>>Get him, Dave!

>>Give him all you got!

>>Give him a big one!

>>Kick him in the foot!

>>Kick him in the eyelid!

>>Punch him in the hand!

>>Pull out his lip and spit in it!

>>Hello, boys and girls.

I'm Deep Space Dave.

And I'm here to announce the results

of our Have Deep Space Dave Stay With You For a Day Contest.

The winners are...

Dooruth and Waley Ooh Monkey.

Is that right?

Did I get it right?

>>Aww.

>>Ahh.

>>Lame!

>>Eh, Earth to monkeys, I believe that Spacey Dave

was referring to you two.

>>We're going to hang with the bravest,

most action hero-y dude ever!

>>Dave!

Is he here yet?

Is he here yet?

Is he here yet?

>>No! Deep Space Dave always eats

his power biscuits out of the box!

>>Didn't you see Season Two, Episode Two?

>>Everyone knows that, Yay-OK.

I'm going to get his autograph first!

>>No, I am.

>>Ahh!

>>What's taking him so long?

>>Space Out!

Greetings Goose, and Wally Wing Wong, whatever.

No need to fear!

Deep Space Dave is...

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

You see this?

Where's the snacks?

>>It's you. It's really you!

>>What are we going to do first,

oh great Deep Space Dave Sir Hero Man?

>>Save the orphans of Kyron X?

>>Tame the wild beasts of Wamoa?

>>Tell you what I'm going to do,

I'm going to lie here with my dogs up.

I said, with my dogs up!

>>Excuse me, funny story, actually.

I don't have the foot stool function.

>>And, what the hey, answer any questions you might have.

>>Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

>>Except about saving stuff

or what happened on Omega 7.

That's a no-no.

>>Ooh! Ooh!

>>David doesn't like to see the bottom of his bowl!

Keep the refills coming.

>>He touched this bowl.

>>I can't put my finger on it,

but Deep Space Dave seems a little different in real life.

>>New haircut.

>>Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Totally. Totally. I see it.

>>Space out. He totally said it.

>>Whoo!

So, seriously, I'm going to space out right here

and take a nap.

>>Don't you mean you're going to enter

your Deep Space Stasis Pod and reenergize

your electro-orbital modules?

>>If you say so.

Don't forget to wake me for snacks before lunch.

>>Go Dave!

>>He has the prettiest eyes.

>>Alert! Alert! Alert! Alert!

Alert! Alert! Alert! Alert!

Alert! Alert! Alert! Alert!

>>An actual Deep Space Dave alert!

>>I can't believe it's happening!

>>Dave! Dave! Dave!

Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave!

>>What is it?

>>Are you going to answer that?

>>Take a message.

My orbital-thingy's on fully whatever.

>>Patience, Puzzler.

Just a few sharp twists of the wrist,

all the broadcasts in the galaxy

will be under your control.

Puzzle this, why do the greedy guards

leave the bakery so glad?

>>What?

>>What?

>>Because their faces were full of pound cake!

>>I don't... I don't...

>>Whack!

Zap!

>>I would walk, but my Super DS De-ankle Modulator Thingy

is on the fritz.

>>Of course!

>>Bring me to the hero buffet!

>>Psst! Yay-OK!

>>Hi.

>>Diet?

Don't you have anything stronger?

Almost made myself puke there.

>>Alert! Code Purple! Alert!

>>Ugh. Not again.

>>Aren't you going to answer that?

>>Hey! Why don't you boys take this one?

I have to drop some space nuggets off at the drive through.

>>We get to be the heroes?

>>For reals?

>>Sure, knock yourself out.

But you owe me.

>>Space out!

>>Can you get me?

This is embarrassing.

Get him off me!

Put his pants on.

>>Just a few more swings of the hammer

and all the space transmissions will be mine.

>>It's the Purple Puzzler!

>>Oh my gosh!

It's the Purple Puzzler!

I can't believe it!

>>Mr. Puzzler!

Mr. Puzzler!

Can we have your autograph?

>>That's just like Dave.

Sending a couple of monkeys to do his dirty work.

Puzzle this.

Who's brighter?

Deep Space Dave, or Jupiter Flea?

>>So cute!

>>Adorable!

>>Hey, little fella.

>>Aww.

>>We're actually battling the Purple Puzzler!

>>Monkey this.

How many Purple Puzzlers does it take

to puzzle the puzzle?

>>What? I don't know.

>>What's black and white and black and white all over?

>>I...

>>How many cows does it take to milk a fridge?

>>Uh...

>>How many trees does it take to start a small business?

>>I...

>>What's your name?

>>Enough!

Argh! Ah!

Oh! You guys are good.

To be continued!

>>Where's my sandwich?

Come on, now.

More pimple cream on the buttock.

Armpits aren't going to shave themselves.

With your teeth.

You call this service?

I'm an action hero.

Not a couple of space monkeys.

>>That is Rocket Monkeys!

And you sir, are no Rocket Monkey.

>>Whatever.

Bring me my floaties.

>>That was amazing!

>>Back so soon?

>>You would have been proud.

He said we were great.

>>Who said you were great?

>>This just in.

Deep Space Dave replaced by monkeys.

>>Say what?

>> Transmission is mine.

Hello, galaxy.

My plan is working.

>>No!

Robot, dry me off.

Don't forget the danger area.

Bring me my uniform!

Come on now, pull it down.

We got to cover Mr. Belly Button.

Come on.

This can't be my uniform.

Did you shrink this?

It's supposed to be on delicate.

Delicate!

>>Do you remember? >>Season 12?

>>Episode 5? >>When Dave was...?

>>A slob.

>>Out of shape. >>So lazy.

>>It just... >>Might...

>>Work!

>> Oh boy.

Take this! And that!

And that!

You dirt bag.

You mother board!

>>Totally hero.

>>Nothing to fear-o.

>>You're not so annoying and useless after all.

>>Thanks, Waley.

>>Thanks, Goose.

>>Gotta go.

>>Can we come?

>>Fine, watch and learn.

>>Testing, testing.

Evil domination beginning in three, two, one.

Good morning, galaxy!

It's Purple Puzzler.

All the time.

>>Hold it, Puzzler.

The time for crime has come to a lime.

>>You tell him, Dave.

>>I don't get it.

>>You're not the only one with puzzles.

>>Yeah!

>>I see you brought your little monkey friends along.

Well, you want a puzzle?

I'll give you a puzzle.

When is one flea better than two?

It's not!

>>Huh?

>>That's not a puzzle.

>>It doesn't matter.

>>Space out!

Slappity! Slappity!

>>Lick! Bite!

>>Slappity! Slappity!

>>Super slap!

>>Face feels funny.

>>Blam!

>>Pull!

>>Ray!

>>Lick!

>>Bop!

>>Bite!

>>It felt a lot more real when it was happening to us.

>>I agree.

>>You're going down, bro.

>>In your dreams, bro.

>>Yay-OK!

>>Okay, monkeys, I want a good, clean brush-up.

No brushing below the belt.

In the event of tooth decay, return to a neutral corner.

Got it?

>>Ready, set...

Go, monkeys!

>>Whooo ahhh!

>>Time's up!

And the winner is, Gus Monkey!

>>No way did he win!

I am the teeth-brushing champion!

>>Sorry, Wally, so sad.

Oh, I'm sobbing.

And by sobbing, I mean not sobbing.

>>You win, this time.

>>What do you mean "this time?"

>>Yee!

>>Gus wins, tongues down!

Hmm, five microtoids longer.

Gus wins!

>>Sucker!

In your face!

>>Gus wins!

>> Stupid.

>>Too easy.

And go!

I win!

>>Rocket Monkeys!

Get down here!

I have urgent news.

Yes? What is it?

>>Do I have time to go to the little monkey's room?

>>No!

As I was saying, we have a critical situation.

What is it now?

>>Nothing.

I was just stretching my arm.

>>At exactly 12:52, a giant comet,

that's the circle thing, is going to hit

the International Space Mall.

Seen here by this square, boxy thing.

It could result in kajillions of snickets in damages.

>>And?

>>The whole food court will be destroyed.

>>Your point is?

>>Including the Banana Snack Shack.

>>Oh!

>>Tragedy!

>>Horror!

>>Why?

>>Your mission, Rocket Monkeys, is to divert the comet.

>>Divert, yes.

That's what we must do!

Divert.

Di-vert.

>>It means re-route.

>>Of course!

Re-route.

Yup.

Re-route.

That's the word I'd use here.

Re-route.

>>It means turn around.

Sheesh.

To complete the mission,

I will be sending you a Comet Cannon.

>>Awesome!

When do we get this Common Cannon?

>>Not Common Cannon, a Comet Cannon.

>>When do we get this Cabin Cruiser?

>>Co-met! Can-non!

Just call it the Big Shooty Thing.

It's coming now.

Chimpsky out.

>>Thank you for using the Yay-OK Delivery System.

Some assembly required.

>>I call dibs.

I'm firing it first.

>>I call double dibs!

>>Triple dibs, no backsies, no erasies.

>>Triple dog double dibs to the power of infinity!

>>Triple dipple super duper dipsy dib dibs!

And a chicken on the back of an old woman's face.

>>Gus has out-dibbed Wally!

>>Now look what you did.

>>Me? Look what you did.

>>Oh, look at your blame.

Dripping off your face like a sandwich.

>>Oh, why don't you wipe it up with your skin,

which is made of blame?

>>Why don't you sit on the blame couch

and watch blame TV?

>>Oh, I would, but you've already got

season tickets to the Blame Stadium!

>>Oh, yeah?

Well you're doing the half time show at the Blame Bowl!

>>Oh, well, so what?

You're not invited.

>>Oh my bots.

>>This is no time for your hilarious monkey bickering!

The comet is dangerously close.

This competition has to stop.

>>Stop?

But, we've always been like this.

>>Yay for me.

>>Gus wins!

>>I win!

>>I can't help it if I'm better than you in every way.

Stronger, smarter, nicer, incredible teeth.

Beautiful eyes, lovely, silky, tail.

>>More of a bossy-pants show-off.

My day will come!

>>You're just jealous of my super monkey prowess.

>>Comet coming! Comet coming!

>>Isn't that the Banana Shack?

>>Who wants a banana smoothie?

>>Rocket Monkeys, you were given a simple mission.

Destroy a 2,000 mega-ton comet.

Was that so hard?

>>Apparently, it was.

>>Maybe we should have started off with something easier.

>>Yeah, 2,000 mega-thingys sounds like a lot.

>>You failed because of your relentless competition.

I need you to focus.

Focus, focus, focus!

The comet has picked up speed

and is barreling straight for GASI headquarters.

>> GASI.

>>Stop it!

You're brothers.

You're supposed to help each other.

That's what monkeys do.

>>Not really.

>>Nope.

>>I don't care how you do it,

just get rid of that comet.

>>I'm on it.

It's hero o'clock!

Time to punch in.

>>Nuh-uh!

From now on, I'm the hero in this story.

Me.

>>Fine, hero contest.

Just make it quick.

>>All right, this slopey thingy will divert

the comet over to that nearby sun.

Ka-blam! Goodbye, comet.

Wally wins.

Not my fault.

>>When in doubt, keep it simple.

>> Don't tell me, you're going to freeze the comet.

>>Yup. Genius.

>>Chimps.

That's actually a pretty good idea.

>> I can't believe it.

It worked.

Not the way I thought, but yeah.

Who's the number one hero?

Me!

What's that tummy?

Yes, winning sure does build an appetite.

Let's see what we got here.

Hmm, yogurt, cottage cheese, sausages, comet.

>>Monkeys!

GASI headquarters is going to be smashed to pieces!

I'm sending you a super-combustible explosive.

Someone needs to land on the comet

and detonate it immediately.

>>Dr. C's in trouble.

He needs heroes.

And we're the monkeys to do it.

>>Right, you hog the glory and take all the credit.

Been there, smelt that.

>>Notice I said heroes, as in more than one.

As in you and me, as in us.

>>We are us.

>>All right, let's do this one together.

>>Hmm, still not feeling that secure.

>>Welcome to my cosmos.

Okay, monkeys, time to get your hero on.

Opening cargo bay door.

Remember, that explosive is extremely dangerous.

>>Right, the explosive.

You said you put it in your backpack,

in the little zippy pocket.

You don't even have your backpack with you.

>>Truly confidence-inspiring.

>>Come on, bro.

This one's on you.

>>You're the best bro ever.

>>Here we land.

Okay, brakes gone out.

Okay

>>Seriously?

I handed it to you.

How easy could I make it?

>>You gave it to me wrong.

This is your fault!

>>Oh, hey. Stop it.

Eat rock.

>>Ow! Oh! Oh!

Want a piece of comet?

>>Rocket comet!

>>Tragedy.

Comet getting closer.

Such beauty destroyed.

And by beauty I mean me.

I can't believe I trusted my fate to those...

Huh?

Rocket Monkeys!

You did it.

>>Wally did it.

It was all you, bro.

Pretty much going down at this point.

>>I win!

In your face!

Yes! Yes! Ha ha ha!

>>Rocket Monkey Wally, you win.

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